MSSP Ep 301 Fat Sparta

[@Rudy_86]

Going back in 2024 and watching these two is amazing. I feel completely robbed that I didn't know about this podcast back then.

[@Spartan1853]

None of us were prepared for this amazingness until now.

[@2WheelsTrav]

Same here! My workdays have gotten a lot more hilarious the last few weeks since I've found the dawgs

[@Toddv1]

I was surprised how fast Matt was up on the panorama stuff. He was informed faster than anyone. I will never doubt the prophet Matthew ever again.

[@northrndisordr9219]

I’ve only been on MSSP for a year gradually so I feel you but also so thankful I finally found this gold . This episode is amazing though

[@gcdallas4172]

theyre literally gods amung men

[@Phillllthy]

Shane’s Louis CK impression comes out very rarely but it’s so spot on

[@DonkeyHotay794]

Shane's CK impresh is just Shane

[@maxthemillion9195]

Lmao biggest inspo for sure

[@DH-rq7gw]

Matt sitting in that chair looking like 50 year old professor X with a toupee.

[@justpettet3506]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah

[@geofox9484]

I’ve always thought he looks like in Monsters Inc when there’s the fake kids room with the robot kid that they practice their scaring on, he looks like the robot that raises out of bed.

[@kelev48]

No

[@Taco_ocaT]

What the f*** did you say to me boy?

[@herff2171]

"SOLDIERS!!"

[@Loveandbkind777]

One thing I love about Shane's comedy is that he makes history so funny and accurate at the same time

[@shubuua]

I would say loosely accurate

[@deadarmd]

This was the comment that brought us hardercore

[@Chris-ro7mn]

@@shubuua loosely accurate is the new accurate

[@willieschick7315]

Those of you OG fans, (I’m not one of them) are their recordings of their first pods?

[@joshc6551]

All history is loosley accurate brother lol nothing new

[@whenwasthat]

This is literally the one and only show that has their episodes in the correct order. Whoever is responsible is a forward thinker. Promote that man.

[@sergioescarfuller8941]

Damn fr?

[@JustWhyFFS]

I had the same reaction. "Finally, a podcast playlist that's in order"

[@whenwasthat]

The next best pod has their shit in order too. Ayo Actually, it is horrendously unknown so far.

[@JakeMelvin]

Did you edit your comment, or change your opinion halfway through typing?

[@jotun.616]

Its nice until you wanna skip to the more recent eps lol

[@cinemacynic980]

Shane is a very worldly-cultured person. He does way more research than most people who riff on comedy podcasts/radio.

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

Lol

[@yourdashingheroidol7909]

Absolutely. That is a huge part of what makes him hilarious. Contrary to what the cover of the book may say, the pages offer high end intellect and entirely unique perspective, running the gamut!

[@deezlesteezle]

Especially when it comes to knowing what is gay. 😂

[@HighlyRegardted]

Did Matt’s entire head of hair turn grey like a week after he had a kid? lol

[@sandworm9528]

It's rough out there

[@duncefunce1513]

After the second one. It's the second one that fucks you, trust me.

[@joeyg29jgjg]

You'll get that on those big jobs

[@yourdashingheroidol7909]

He was self conscious about the color he was giving the baby compared to Bae, all he had left was hair color, so he provided!

[@joedirt2521]

@@joeyg29jgjgkade fey

[@BanditoBurrito]

I like when the boys talk history.

[@joefagot218]

i learn more from this podcast than i did in school

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

History hyenas might be your shit man, try it out.

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Then again m&s > all

[@yourmomsbox7455]

Tardcore history episodes rule.

[@alexanderfranzen5058]

Letting this podcast rip full blast while driving uber was a mistake😂

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Bro I was taking a shit in a public bathroom and listening to this without headphones… 😂

[@insanityog]

@@JimmyJamesJimboyou’re a true soldier to be shitting in a public toilet

[@blakehare5054]

Would be PUMPED if my Uber was a dawg

[@travispeterson6550]

WELCOME TO THE SHITCAST

[@force9446]

@@JimmyJamesJimbospreading the gospel while spreading the cheeks

[@whereareyouuuu]

the funniest part is the audio not being synced up correctly at the end as they’re talking about audio problems

[@911ruinedbrendanfraserscar5]

I fell asleep and heard that last 13 minutes in my dream it was unbearable i couldn't make it stop

[@loydchristmas23]

Omg same here!! I hate when they put shit like that or the Chinese market shit in there.

[@SouLo_47]

@@loydchristmas23 yea them chicom vidyas put me in a haze waking in the middle of the night to that

[@tayloraddison5773]

BRO SAME

[@Owen-C1997]

Jose

[@trialbylight]

Dude holy hell same thing happened to me

[@b.samarripa1833]

"He slid right down the crack epidemic, went into 92. That's when The Chronic dropped" hahaha love Matt

[@nagsterthegangster]

Love when Matt drops hiphop facts. Dude has good taste. I learned that Styles P was a vegetarian from him; and anyone who knows the Lox is okay in my book.

[@EVAASIVEOne]

35:45

[@Cornjay]

L look

[@Cornjay]

U

[@Cornjay]

U

[@ryanmoore2047]

Saw No Country for Old Men on an first date. We just picked it off the list. It was a quiet walk to the car... 🤷‍♂️

[@melhuante831]

Lmao

[@Claire-vm7jf]

I started a huge fight with my ex in the car immediately after seeing The Revenant. Can't argue with this at all.

[@jsp7218]

There Will be Blood is the true Girl Brain test. First 15 minutes: no dialogue

[@jaspberg]

The ratio of how good NCFOM is vs. how few women like it is insane Not even being a dick about it, it's just so fucking weird that that movie seems to be a guys only thing despite its quality

[@blickluke]

@@jaspberg it's similar in how fight club is such a guys movie, but Patrice o'neal ripped on O&A about it's a white guy fantasy movie. U have brad Pitt in it tho so that's where any female attention for the movie comes from

[@PastorTyler]

“Who told you that? Your chiropractor?” This man…best in the game. #ShaneGillis

[@DonkeyHotay794]

Why are you hash tagging bro? 🥴🥸🤓🥱

[@kriffapher]

@@DonkeyHotay794why are you using gay ass emojis bro?

[@BigBagg69]

​@@DonkeyHotay794Cause hes a gay queen 👑

[@gotheeeem4]

22:45 "what's a fucking goon to a goblin" got me good!

[@mr.bidnessman2469]

I’m not even at that point yet but I am guessing Matt said that. I can hear it in my head.

[@caseyschoenleber1760]

Alright gob

[@littlejackalo5326]

​@@mr.bidnessman2469Shane is always the one with hip-hop facts, knowledge, and quotes/lyrics.

[@littlejackalo5326]

​@@mr.bidnessman2469you were right

[@ThePulaskiPumper]

It's the first thing I thought which made it all that much funnier when he said it

[@Masevah]

Shane seems like that uncle who will sneak you beers while your parents aren't watching

[@possumstuart8844]

Shane is real life Baby Billy

[@niezohe7392]

So probably true.. and so cool, ❤️

[@codyduncan5414]

@@possumstuart8844 🤣 perfect

[@newterz]

@@codyduncan5414 mymymmymymymymmymymymymmymymmymymymymyymmymymymmymymymymymyyymymyyymymymyymymymyymyymymymymyymyyyyyyyyymymyyyyyyymyyyymm

[@codyduncan5414]

@@newterza superhero dose of shrooms will help that stutter

[@samuelwheeler8973]

Matt needs to slick his hair back and wear a Bluetooth next episode.

[@Johnny1.0]

Lmfao!

[@rj12345rj]

Lmao

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Bro that would be a legendary archetype for Matt. Some sick sunglasses too maybe

[@squidincsquid]

@@RepairRenovateRenew and a shortsleeved shirt with a tie.

[@zg9445]

My life… my rules

[@DEADXxgetsomeXx]

How TF do these guys with the funniest podcast only have 18k subscribers? There is evil hippie magic at play

[@DerekDoddJ]

They’re on the rise!

[@nintendoROX121]

The J's at SNL are keeping our dawgz down

[@jsp7218]

Its a SECRET podcast

[@shapoopy2964]

Agreed

[@thewind6047]

They have 40k pateons lol they are doing just fine

[@gunshow86de]

Nearly 13 minutes of uninterrupted "dios." Nice.

[@davidwong6575]

The auto-subtitles transcribed it as “juice” lol

[@squidincsquid]

I wondered what this comment was all about. Then the episode ended.

[@justpettet3506]

jahahhahahah

[@lewis6590]

jose

[@jsp7218]

Matt is a professional tech wizard

[@bodysnatcher7078]

Who else was doing the bruger method with Matt

[@shbooms]

I'm still doing it.

[@jacob2607]

Too tall to do it in my car, really disappointing

[@stupidflightlessbird]

Make sure to stick your ass back as far as you can too. Imagine you have a tail that you don't want to sit on.

[@HighlyRegardted]

The Chinee say you wanna tuck your tailbone when you stand tho... tae chi shiiii u kno

[@drinkvapejuice4783]

I like to stack the kegal clenches on top of the Bruger method for max efficiency

[@Whizkeynut]

How i have missed three years of this comedy gold! Shane and Matt are really funny!

[@davidderifield3820]

Onto the modern era! The Dawgz have been the soundtrack of 2024 for me.

[@branchhaver3981]

we called my youngers sister( no where close to fat), "buddha belly" when she was young and now she has an eating disorder.

[@avfaust]

that's tight dude

[@sgt.lincolnosiris4111]

Nice😎

[@jarnold1789]

Hahahaha diabolical, bro

[@jeffamato7627]

matts posture is killing me. love ya dawgs

[@user-ic6gy9ri7l]

These guys are my complete and total heroes in every way possible

[@lazylion420]

make no mistake... Chrissy D is once again the most respectable Chris in comedy.... it's what it is

[@NatsTown]

Its what it is

[@kggregorie]

@@NatsTown s'wat itis

[@ez_diesel]

Chris rock

[@rdel2007]

Delia is back

[@buhshmuh]

@@rdel2007 to nobody's delight. Boring ass comedian

[@psyifinotic]

so excited to be going down this rabbit hole. this is my favorite comedy related thing in a long time. can’t wait for more G & K or stand up.

[@bigoogie3737]

Since discovering patrice oneal's O&A classics

[@John_Notmylastname]

It would be hilarious to be a fly on the wall in the Gillis house. Just Shane bullying everyone about farts and food.

[@ZzF4RtKn0cKeRzZ]

Country. God. Matt.

[@bariatricfood]

I’ve listened to every cast- I admittedly still believe Matt owned a taco truck lol look at Matt- the keys are probably in his pockets

[@yourmomsbox7455]

He definitely worked on one. He told a story about selling regular meat to vegans and telling them it was vegan haha

[@md5820]

His brother owned one. Tom.

[@yourdashingheroidol7909]

Some book's covers are clearly labeled, indeed!

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Matt owns a taco truck and bones under age illegal Latinas in it, alright! 😂

[@Blaz3rScop3]

This is golden era dawgz

[@elburden]

Did someone from the Gillis “Special” Forces sync the audio? Whatever, top notch eppie.

[@headdog]

Bunch of dopers.

[@bodysnatcher7078]

The secret podcast is officially my news source for now on... Im barely hearing about the Chris Delia news on here

[@DragonsInTheSkyy]

#factz

[@jsp7218]

The internet is crazy quiet about his accusations. He's gonna slide

[@lewis6590]

@@jsp7218 well that prediction aged badly

[@trip4923]

@@lewis6590 nah, they were actually dead on. He's back and no one else cares anymore lmao.

[@charlest5604]

The fact that his crappy youtube channel gets more views than MSSP is a crime. It blows my mind that anyone could enjoy him more than the dawgz.

[@daytwaqua]

Living in southern Arizona, I've been to Tucson countless times, yet this is the first time I've seen anyone rockin' any type of Roadrunners gear.

[@Dudecool80085]

Also from AZ & curious why anyone would rep something from Tucson.. haha

[@rpartridge6683]

Yeah well, Shane likes to push boundaries 🤣😂🤣😂

[@sscustomcaraudio]

It looked so normal to me until you pointed it out 😂😂

[@Swindel67]

​@@Dudecool80085 he was living with Stanhope in Bisbee for a monty

[@Dudecool80085]

@@Swindel67 hahah dude i know… i was there in 2020

[@richchef6129]

Glad to know Shane spits and twists for his beejs. He's a caring lover.

[@caboose413]

This episode was hilarious but the audio synch was a little off. But loved it otherwise, Shane annoying his dad is always funny

[@Johnny1.0]

Dad trolling always fun.

[@Sprite_525]

Yes the audio sync was bad. It goes off the rails completely by 1:56:00

[@user-gn5bu7tx1b]

@@Sprite_525 DIOS

[@davidc3816]

Last 10 Minutes were Straight Fire!

[@camerontarbell2704]

‘Dious…. ‘Dious….. ‘Dious😂

[@thebeerguybrothaguy]

You guys are successfully helping to fix the aspect of how folks look at peoples court

[@Hshbrwnhero]

He who casts the first browser history killed me

[@crazyshot97]

The last 5 minutes of this podcast are fire

[@GregD87]

jdios

[@nothingforyouhere418]

Cant wait

[@buhshmuh]

I had stopped listening to it after a few dios when i first watched this then one night i feel asleep listening to podcasts and my autoplay came back to this and i woke up freaking out in the middle of the night as Matt kept saying dios 😂 was like some sick fever dream

[@dawgbrainaurtist2950]

@@buhshmuh this just happened and i came to comments lol

[@buhshmuh]

@@dawgbrainaurtist2950 yeah man i think they're mk ultraing us. I been on the paytch since Sept and it's worth it

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Dude that ending is like the end of know your enemy by rage.

[@negativeindustrial]

Fuck Rage For The Machine. BS fake socialists.

[@duke3250]

Damn, I love these boys.

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

How did I not find these boys until 2024?! Literally the exact same brain processing power of information received. The algorithm Fn failed me lol

[@walterdavis7797]

Heard about this a few times on other pods and whatnot, glad i came to watch these.

[@Audiocash]

First time listener, really enjoyed the yuks.

[@6kVolk]

wonder who the podcast that got taken down was with

[@goatz556]

yea im wondering too, a military pod with them sounds interesting af

[@UncleDave69]

Still looking for this as well

[@smileygladhands]

I love that Shane throws in a Jimmy Valmer joke or quote every now and then. "Did you see this? Did you hear about this?" "Wow! What a great audience!" Awesome!

[@Sean-no3zv]

Matt is literally special.

[@derrekhuff5815]

Thanks for the better audio than the first one

[@wattmarren4731]

Nice show guys. Belly laughed like 5 times.

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

41:48 at .5 speed sounds like them faded af. Almost like a drunken shroom adventure. Pretty funny😂 “that’s pissing me off dude” *maniacal laughter*

[@gc4201]

I'm so glad I found you guys. Holy shit. I have been binging.

[@biguprochester]

I’m glad I just found this secret. I’ve been binging for days.

[@sidework1]

LA comics threw Delia under the bus in record time

[@scuffado777]

Dude Slammin Sarah and Fart McGuire killed me

[@danielson6197]

It’s that last 5 minutes of the podcast that I tune in to listen to

[@TimWood-qb3sd]

I’ve been blessed by the dawgs, 4 years later and the blessing is making me a better person.

[@lukeroberts6577]

I thought I'd finally gone insane hearing the end if this podcast this morning when I was half asleep.

[@psyifinotic]

Shane was great on Jeremiah’s stand up on the spot! that’s how i found him and i’ve been sending bits to all my friends since

[@rescooper3720]

Unreal intro

[@nimbus503]

I was wondering what episode it was

[@niezohe7392]

I love Matt for his smarts and giggles and Shane for the giggles and smarts ❤️🔥

[@newcartaste8986]

the last 8 mins is by far the best podcast content out there

[@MelissaAnn420]

who’s the former friend whistle blowing?

[@wily4422]

Only pod that makes me laugh out loud. P.s. I'm legal

[@rickyj2013]

Is my phone fucked up or is the audio and video very out of time on this one?

[@thewhateverwhatnot6314]

First time listener and not sure how I missed this one…heard of it many moons ago but never dabbled. Glad I am now. Definitely a Shane Gillis fan. Keep it up guys, reminds of the days of my friends and I getting drunk and talking shit in the garage over some pool or bongs.

[@cumulonimbus8984]

I know what you mean. This is my new favorite cast.

[@BionicleKingGrimlock]

Just wait lol, the Shaman is a sleeper hit

[@cathryn2422]

I love that these old pods are getting love 🖤 shout out the Dawgs

[@sixburgh64ss]

The "what's a goon to goBLiN" line and the "Crossroads" reference right after were the lines of the pod. I miss my Uncle Sawzall too. Only one way out, dead or canceled.

[@yourmomsbox7455]

All time greats. I miss my Uncle Charles.

[@erikgriswold5273]

@@yourmomsbox7455 I miss my uncle Charles, y'all

[@DirtSpud]

Love listening to these old episodes and getting to experience first hand what lead to Lemair getting fired. Lol SBC's got eachothera backs though! ✊

[@andrewhart6200]

Around the 30:00ish-35:00ish mark - this is a really good conversation to have - YOU NEED TO HAVE MORE....I doubt anyone will read this....but as a Veteran....this realization could unite enough of us to begin to sort this out

[@dontrll947]

Dang watching these old episodes seeing Gardini straight dethrone lemair

[@gman314]

13:39 this dude out here without health insurance

[@iheartsamus5605]

Shout out to Jesse Lee Peterson

[@AARONTHERATATTA]

1:55:00 best part of the cast

[@iamgeminijoker]

One of my favorite pods

[@derrick_v]

Thanks for the reupload

[@ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098]

I was listening to this in the bath with a speaker and had no way of skipping the last 13 minutes which coincidentally sounds exactly like my Turkish taxi driver friend trying to say my name (josh) 😂

[@henrykornegay2342]

Matt saying; "I'll say this fully ready to go back to ripping tickets at the concrete pit" is the epitome of a guy standing by his belief

[@clubemcgroober6005]

“Veritas” is a designer weed brand in CO. Turns out Matt is equally clever as your local stoner entrepreneur

[@durplehaze6484]

I'm pretty sure Shane said "menstrual shows" but I got the point

[@footytang]

1:55:32 is my jam to do CBD and hit the mountain run. Thanks for spittin that hot fire Thomas Edibles.

[@norgepalm7315]

>do cbd

[@Johnny1.0]

All the people with banged up grills are in their glory with the whole covid mask thing.

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

I do have a little extra pep in my step lately.

[@Gumbercules001]

"they're all....dingbats?" lmao

[@Kaizen_Roger]

I was working out while listening to this and it got me to bust up laughing the entire time. Almost spit water a few times while other people were uncomfortable with how much I was laughing my girl included lol

[@HighlyRegardted]

I’m jelly that your gym is open... lol

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

Yeah this one had me laughing hard

[@lutze5086]

thank god we're back to in the flesh casts goddamn

[@rendej0]

Who are they talking about at 56:00 ?

[@chrislingebach1580]

Same question

[@michaelgriffin5631]

Matt has brought up public search history so much 😂😂😂😂

[@aust_barrett]

Matt with the best posture

[@michael5654]

Shane is the greatest comedian out there at the moment

[@davelipnan285]

28:30 absolutely killed me lol

[@BigDome1]

absolutely love these guys, truly top notch

[@JesusIsKingOfKings88]

The last 3 minutes of this podcast is pure fucking GOLD!!! LMMFAO 🪙

[@bluedragonrob1]

Dig the gaming chairs, boys!

[@solarsunchips9628]

Shane being thrilled about the Penn State case is hilarious 😂

[@ScottMeyer-p7k]

It’s wild they were talking DElia 3 years ago and nothing has ever happened to him 😂😂😂 still guys who podcast with him even

[@FilleIceRises]

You guys have to get Gerbiez in one of those gaming chairs

[@glipglop4772]

Matt, hold your phone 3 inches above your eyes when you look at it. You'll look weird in public but it's better for your posture

[@Johnny1.0]

Everyone will assume your taking pics of them.

[@xxTHExxABYSSxx]

@@Johnny1.0 which is what keeps me from doing it more often. I cover the lens with my finger.

[@jake_adlay_24s90]

Bruh that's hard to do but thanks for the tip gotta beat the mental games with this one

[@CiscoZero]

The ending has a very Beatles-esque feeling.

[@jetblack222]

I’m sitting in Bruger stance listening to this

[@Fryed_Bryce]

Thankfully i'm always so high or else repeatedly going through the mssp catalogue might grow stale