Ep 528 - Magic Burrito (feat. Nate Jackson)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

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[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

WASH DOWN YOUR BLEWCHEW WITH MOUNTAIN DEW!

[@kodyrobitaille7814]

The

[@RustyBlumpkins]

It’s cool to see lemaire become so well spoken.

[@paynekaufmann403]

We can only hope to see Lameez ascend to this level

[@BigTerpz]

Were gonna see him catch a weird case long before this happens​@paynekaufmann403

[@drinkmorecocacola]

Lemiare if he never watched transexual porn

[@ericpettyfishing]

that's his cool uncle.

[@chase152]

This is funny as hell 😂

[@paulmichael415]

Love when two prominent members of the black community can get together. Let’s go dawgz

[@gford7186]

1st good comment.

[@complexend4133]

@@gford7186 it's hack at this point

[@mandoguy726]

I hope to see Matt get that black son he's been wanting for a while now.

[@RickyAdams89]

Two black conservatives

[@MattSealey]

2 aut's as well double wammy

[@Supermoneygang12]

Matt carried this episode like a beast wtf 🤣my guy spent an hour complaining about being too successful to find a girl

[@NateJackson]

Thanks for having me. What a dope convo!!

[@gc4201]

You're awesome dude! ❤️

[@HeavyJudy]

Great fuckin ep!

[@bos.671]

Can you tell Matt I said “hi”

[@dylanhaines346]

oh my fucking god! cant wait to see you when i see you. i try to visit my local clubs as much as i can

[@93captian]

You're the man!

[@aaronfelix1252]

If this makes this guy feel better I have no idea who he is.

[@InSaNeRuSsELL59]

LOL

[@TheAeasy19]

Me neither

[@TEAMGETHELP]

Halfway through. Still no clue. Matt is worth it

[@pookie88]

He’s a roast comedian. He has a KZbin

[@IFarmBugs]

Dude is unrelentingly self centered and a total creep.

[@keyholer4664]

The Shaman handled this disrespectful fool with grace and patience. Much respect.

[@evangelionl0vr857]

Wouldn’t say disrespectful. Just had a big head.

[@CaptainCorpuscle1]

@@evangelionl0vr857maan he got a BIG ass head

[@mattwilson7443]

This dude is so famous! Can’t believe they were able to get him on the pod

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

🤣🤣🤣

[@InSaNeRuSsELL59]

who?

[@user-bg4no1rn5q]

@@InSaNeRuSsELL59 that’s one of the goats lil bro

[@evangelionl0vr857]

Nothing humbles someone like the dawgs.

[@dinzyd5332]

He hasn't played football in years, loved his book though

[@DRATER469]

I love when Matt agrees with the guest whenever he has no idea what they are talking about 😂

[@victorcastro8500]

Hes heard bull shit for an hour and a half and is just trying to be nice lmao

[@ScorpionP2C]

@@victorcastro8500 was he talking to himself? I havent listened yet

[@DaveOh]

He ‘yes ands’ until it leads to familiar waters or an interesting transition 😂 it’s good technique

[@EloyGabriel_]

"I was barely buzzin that was the problem. If I was drunker I would have paid attention" - Matt

[@huntertalamantez985]

I was wondering if anyone else noticed that 😂

[@BeegPoppa]

Sooo matt. And sooo right.

[@MrJderoche]

I just wanna be left alone and fly under the radar says the guy with his name in bold on the front of his jacket🙄🤣

[@InSaNeRuSsELL59]

absolute clown

[@user-lk8ep6nh1u]

He’s like black Redban

[@rakim126]

Tame caster insane on stage

[@Smokeymane69]

Damnit now I can't unsee it

[@user-bg4no1rn5q]

That’s disrespectful towards Nate Jackson 😂

[@Le_Petomane]

Thid guy harping on about fame, i don't know who the fook this guy is.

[@frankajello]

He’s an urban comic that’s probably why

[@Le_Petomane]

@@frankajello i am "urban". Thanks Frank.

[@frankajello]

@@Le_Petomane I mean he’s black😂😂

[@Le_Petomane]

@@frankajello yeah me too

[@SWIM-02354]

"Yesssss after waiting a week i finally get the opportunity to make my "matt (not shane) secret podcast joke, god im hilarious"

[@Conda17]

Why do they value YT upvotes so much? they are entirely meaningless

[@Secretdawg925]

Lmao shots fired at half the paytch 😂

[@gford7186]

You are.

[@StoneBiscuit]

This is quality

[@k1xnt]

"finally , after waiting a week I get to make my joke about how I'm annoyed by the jokes other people are making, and in doing so begining the vicious cycle of meta commentary."

[@Zonarion]

Lmao dude acted like he did u a favor by flying out then just tapped his foot and asked if he can plug his shit. Weirdest ending ever. “Uhh yeah I hope we can be friends and I hope your audience see’s how dope I am” 5 seconds later “SHEEEESH”

[@Nostramux]

First hour was excellent, something magical about the shaman brining in a new comedian to the pod. Last 30 mins this guy just humble bragging about how famous he is, I've never heard of or seen this dude in the comedy scene..

[@Grey852]

You got it spot the fuck on bro

[@PizzaTHutt]

Well that's because he played for the Broncos.

[@ericdiv08]

Buddy spent and hour and a half explaining how famous he is and I still don't know who he is

[@boxingguru4221]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Cabbagebandit]

Insufferable. His club is a holiday inn express conference room btw, go look at the “headliners” he’s got coming into town

[@screamdreamer9085]

How do you not know who Nate Johnson is?

[@Art-bk6vv]

Uhhh id say 95% of the ep was not about that did you just watch the first 5 minutes or something?

[@PizzaTHutt]

He played for the Broncos.

[@supermario6_1_9]

Its the greatest blessing when you feel the good vibes of 3 black men

[@BrickTop06]

Pause

[@alexmackay4649]

@@BrickTop06 unpause i want to see where this leads

[@njott1021]

That's racist dawg

[@gford7186]

.....Fighter and the Kid Reddit died....well, welcome. Also, be better! Tell um to bring out the Babies!!!

[@Preciousroy8383]

Lol I've never heard of this dude til today. Please chill with the getting noticed in public is a curse shit.

[@evangelionl0vr857]

Tbf I can’t imagine a ton of the dawgs are on TikTok and that shit is popular it’s just 15 minutes of fame.

[@A6Legit]

​@@evangelionl0vr857 we ain't with the chi coms

[@Will-v1t5b]

This is definitely Shane

[@A6Legit]

@@Preciousroy8383 eyyy my comment was removed and Im still getting notifications for replies.

[@A6Legit]

@@evangelionl0vr857 It was because I said the Dawgs don't F with the Ch¡ coms 🤣

[@ryking73]

Bro is delusional thinking 1 in 97 Americans know who he is😂

[@mikel5163]

There was a lot of delusion in this one

[@gaspck]

For what it’s worth, he has had one of the best performances I’ve seen live, & Matt’s current tour is also top 5 I’ve seen live so much better than his 1st special

[@rapGameCharizardCard]

Like ya bro I can’t even date anymore I’m way to famous and cool

[@Drdraino9]

I’m glad I’m not the only one noticing lol. I kept trying to convince myself to not be negative and that this guy isn’t trying to flex on how famous he is!! Seems funny but Jesus Christ we couldn’t enjoy his talent after the first five minutes. It was an interview about how famous he’s got and the struggles of love for a celebrity

[@victorcastro8500]

​@Drdraino9 you can tell even matt is tired of listening to him after a while.

[@lincoln8530]

The jokes Matt was laying down just went over this guys head. Does he even watch the show?

[@misterscallop9849]

Yeah man, for a “famous” comic this dude takes everything literally

[@kissthesunn]

DUDE SUCKS ASS

[@BenitoSaladczar]

Matt doing ads like a preacher on public access TV is so good.

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

Need a MtnDew comp

[@hutch3459]

Nate wasn’t vibing on the same 432hz frequency but still a solid pod

[@dinzyd5332]

Definitely not 432

[@Sirdutcharlesthe63rd]

I can’t tell if Matt’s a nervous sipper or a super hydrater

[@mushroomsuzuki3395]

definitely a hydrater. you can't get any more salt life.

[@maxshishkov3386]

Team drenched! 🦾

[@Topshelfphilly]

Fools sip king

[@whenwasthat]

Nervous sipper. I have been berating him for some time now. This is literally the first time he has consumed liquid without gulping into a mic. It's taken years.

[@WizKhaliba]

@@whenwasthatwhen his joke bombed on kill Tony he immediately became a nervous sipper the rest of the episode. It happens to the best of us

[@lincoln8530]

All this guy talked about is how famous he is and how not gay he is.

[@JohnGolf-q1j]

That's most black comedians

[@jarnold1789]

Never heard of him lol

[@lincoln8530]

Me either

[@schmo49]

- every rap song

[@HeHimself84]

Sick

[@Lowkeydrae]

Matt lettin Nate know wat a “fefe” is in his matter of fact tone priceless. Lmfao😂

[@sethdaniel4034]

And the wishy washy lmao

[@TheGoatedMMA]

9:36 “Theyuh crankuh da soulja boy”

[@Mike-nr9po]

Blessed be thy lord for blessing us with an MSSP episode

[@HamCar1000]

16:04 Matt actually thought Nate was saying he’d get with his wife when Nate was just making a ‘you people’ joke

[@NateJackson]

Exactly

[@meetbythecreek]

@@NateJacksonLmfaoo that musta been awkward

[@TheDogDad]

@1:02:06 You know he stewed on it a little too because he brought it up here 😅

[@parabola12358]

Matt was about to go white boy crazy

[@Joemama-so1hu]

it definitely was a bait

[@donttrustatweak1773]

matt’s blessing us. theo appearance and this gold. we love you shaman

[@aftertonightshow]

It turns out the guy wearing a jacket with his own name written on it TWICE has a big ego

[@jacobhildahl2981]

I love listening to this podcast for comic relief. It’s usually nice to laugh at comedians making jokes when my life is stressed and this is a release.. then there’s this “oh my it’s soooo hard being so famous and rich that people ask to take pictures with us” That’s really sick dudes, you guys are so super sick and tight. You can probably do more push-ups than my dad too.

[@evangelionl0vr857]

Matt doesn’t do that. He was being nice so he didn’t crush this guy’s ego.

[@ChannelOne619]

This guy seems like he lives under a rock

[@evangelionl0vr857]

With all 3M of his followers lmao

[@ChannelOne619]

@ not alot of leaders in that count, eh?

[@evangelionl0vr857]

@@ChannelOne619 0 leaders lol

[@slightdark]

Matt subconsciously rubbing his chin after the mention of Matt Rifes jawline

[@aaronburela432]

Matt is so fucking funny. People complaining about no Shane need to stfu this is gold lol😂

[@giespouwen8091]

I 100% agree, shane might be the better comedian but Matt is funnier in spontaneous conversations 😂

[@lordfordification]

​@@giespouwen8091 Shane is great and I enjoy his comedy, but Matt's comedy special was 10/10, even the intro was amazing.

[@jordanstephens4178]

​@lordfordification matt needs another special like yesterday

[@puckered6036]

most people don't want to watch matt talk about dicks and foreskin

[@wizardmoto]

Matt and Shane together is PB&J, IN THAT SPECIFIC ORDER RESPECTIVELY! Matt is forsure PB, far more versatile and beloved, everything he is in immediately becomes better.

[@DouglasManningII]

"Don't you know me? Im THE 5'9 overweight black guy who dresses like every black guy ever"

[@Hooz97]

Matt the impregnable handling a clear clout chaser with grace and divinity. Love you Matt, the world is so much brighter with you among us. Praise be

[@dinzyd5332]

Wow Nate Jackson really likes talking about Nate Jackson. Nate Jackson sure is a famous Nate Jackson and its hard to be as famous as Nate Jackson. All these girls just love Nate Jackson but not as much as Nate Jackson loves Nate Jackson

[@ThePenquinoS]

Matt HAHAH "damn!" "Damn!" , "oh sick dude, damn!"

[@CountGremlin]

Immediately making a Matt and Shane's Secret Pod alt on Pokemon Showdown and try to get into top 50 on the ladder

[@snipingwes]

Do it, you won't

[@M015T_]

Bro my name has been grool king on there for like over a year 😂

[@Secretdawg925]

Lmfao 😂bro bout to spend 100 dollars on and alt 😂

[@Secretdawg925]

I respect the grizzly

[@Secretdawg925]

@@M015T_ hahaha damn the dawgs are making me wanna play some showdown I haven’t battled in dumb long though I’d get smoked

[@Le_Petomane]

I thought it was busta rhymes from the thumbnail and im allowed to make that mistake. ok?!

[@mattythebaddy]

All good. I thought it was one of the offensive lineman from the movie The Replacements.

[@Le_Petomane]

@@mattythebaddy but are you allowed? Nah just kidding. Wait tho is he? I like this guy but I think black NFL players are probably more funny, but i haven't finished the Ep. No offence to Nate Burrito but i think a lot of NFL players are either hilarious black guys or white dorks.

[@Le_Petomane]

Either way pack of hotdogs on the neck like my uncle, i hope i dont get the glizzies.

[@lonelychef875]

It's the nose. All black noses look similar. It's true.

[@Le_Petomane]

@@lonelychef875 Nah man, thats not cool. Have you ever seen a Somalian?

[@Hshbrwnhero]

Every time Matt talks about his wife being a cop, Ms Officer starts playing in my head 😭😅

[@leal_christian2979]

The shaman has returned to bless our ears and chakras

[@gford7186]

And cheeks

[@mooseone]

I hope Mountain Dew sponsor sticks around. Matt’s little changes to it crack me up.

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

I want a comp of them all 🤣

[@hausmell]

the only podcast duo that can make solo pods and still thrive together.

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

Shane could never do a solo podcast

[@Drdraino9]

I’m glad I’m not the only one noticing lol. I kept trying to convince myself to not be negative and that this guy isn’t trying to flex on how famous he is!! Seems funny but Jesus Christ we couldn’t enjoy his talent after the first five minutes. It was an interview about how famous he’s got and the struggles of love for a celebrity But before he got stuck in that realm, he was riffin straight 🔥🔥 with the shaman so I salute him for that

[@goldentheponyboy2400]

Timecode : 39:50,.. " Not that i give a shit, if the babysitter thinks, i can get hard, or not,..but it just, pisses me off"!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@SET-sb7rm]

two heads of american black households

[@A6Legit]

"Me and my friends would sit together and all drink a responsible amount of mountain dew"

[@jordanstephens4178]

I'll always watch the pod but damn none of the episodes hit like the ones with just Matt and Shane. Old testiment clips are waaay funnier and better than these recent eps

[@AHNtopofit]

7:29 “huge deal!” 🤣🤣🤣 this guy is funny

[@reallyjustchilling3946]

Just finished Theo and Matt and this is up, wow

[@RG-tm7uq]

Absolutely amazing. Incredible. You love to see it

[@jprz3837]

Theo and matt did a cast?

[@reallyjustchilling3946]

@ it’s on theos Spotify

[@jprz3837]

@@reallyjustchilling3946 thx for the heads up

[@YouKnowMySteez]

You finished them both? Who finished first?

[@brendanandrews7904]

Matt’s secret podcast with the perfect timing

[@nhdyz]

7:30// HUGE DEAL 😂

[@stkittsdave1]

Nate not embarrassed of asking Matt about various things he’s talking about is so authentic and sweet.

[@zzbarra]

Its crazy to put Lemair in a room with Lemadeit.

[@GospelOfTheo]

Only pod where I watch the ads thank Matty

[@ColtonHorton-r4u]

For the DAWG$. We love you matty

[@quasimoto59]

Blessed be thy dawgs! Life is bountiful, thank you shaman

[@DH-mt4ou]

Thank you for doing all the ads at once. I wish more podcats would do that. Also did LeMaire eat Shane?

[@UncleBt]

"There's an entire pokemon having an evolution in front of you and you're not gonna watch!"

[@ihatesnickersTSD]

1.5 hours left of work and matt drops a 1.5 hour cast, time to put this through my 432hz app and enjoy

[@PyroChemdawgxxx]

Redban doing black face is crazy!

[@brendanschnabel188]

The dawgs are always here for a good time! All love Nate

[@riccy871]

Just 2 black men talking shop

[@DSalad-g3m]

the chemistry in this is make your own pod good shut up shane we arent replacing you

[@tylermills6257]

Best Matt and No Shane’s secret podcast in awhile. 👍

[@mozeeyyy]

i was just on this guys instagram the other day he’s funny as hell

[@EmpiricalHatred]

Yes dude. The dawgz unite

[@AquaSteez]

yoo this guy is from peirce county? i hung out with these types of girls he is so on point lmao

[@benimler1372]

Blessed be the dawgs. The shaman returns radiating of steroids and 432 hrtz.

[@caseygray420]

Nate Jackson's Crowd Work Joints are like Wax Blunts. Dude is funny, he's nice with his crowd. Where my Dawgs at, ruff ruff. Have a raging week

[@brendanschnabel188]

Nate Jackson is hilarious. Let’s go dawgs!

[@yxjans7936]

See ya in Tyson’s va Matt ✌🏼

[@miguelchavez8125]

I love the Matt or Shane secret podcast

[@alexjones-qe5gc]

Bless the boys and bless the Lord

[@jMFbirdy]

the church of mountain dew is my all time fav mssp ad

[@bonnjohnson5189]

Nate has been popping up in my algo for a week or 2 he rules

[@gerardleyland9267]

Watch his specials … funny as hell

[@BillyBats773]

I’m a new fan of Nate. This was awesome.

[@John-tv6ii]

Dude just listening to a patreon EP and Matt was slurping drinks so loud and here he is still doing it. Yo it's so easy to not do that in the mic.

[@gford7186]

😢 oh no! Lilly

[@MrOriginalthought]

I have to say I always enjoy the podcast with the bros.. bros for life… but black shane is hilarious we need more of him

[@samlobb1763]

Shaman has spoken I will listen

[@jacksoncothren5831]

Great guest and great episode.

[@michaelroberts7637]

Literally just sat for lunch fuck yeah

[@darrenaragon4831]

Nasty Nate Blessing for the DAWGZ!

[@Tedtt655]

Homie is from Lacey wa. I used to know a girl named Tracey from Lacey .

[@legocreators]

Hello Matthew, excited for this one

[@cloudbloom]

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

[@garyburton8790]

Matt truly is one of the most hilarious and fascinating people alive 🍀

[@Atomic-Dawg]

Ahhh damn. Matt cast

[@ryanbailey8934]

Dude is a certified DAWG. Great watch 👍🏻

[@jonatanmorales4632]

Hey Trevor 👋🏼

[@trevorursprung574]

HELLOOOOO

[@justinfournier3894]

we're blessed to have ya Nate

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

Ngl pod hasn’t gone hard in awhile.

[@dudeguy9943]

its been dogsht

[@puckered6036]

all gerbies episodes have been fire but for the stav one

[@GUS4BEATLES]

Bro the last one with Billy Matt and Shane is a certified hood classic already?!?!?!

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

@@GUS4BEATLES thankfully we have that one.

[@JasonRatboyCollins]

43:14 Matt’s pause during the ad read was my favorite part

[@mswi2650]

The solo Matt episodes are Shrek 2, the espn monday night football games, the slop we're served when the grool king isn't on screen.

[@SpiralOut789]

“Haughty eyes, a proud heart, and evil actions are all sin” The Shaman doing the lords work interviewing sinners

[@rakim126]

Long time dawg here. Can vouch for nates stand up being convulsingly hilarious. Its nice to see nate pay the shaman respects early in the sode.

[@ericakoslowski8024]

As an Oly chick fan of both these guys this is awesome love these guys❤

[@Le_Petomane]

I thought this guy was gay? Not Tony Hinchcliffe but a bit.