Ep.65 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@Cope4444]

Bart: "I'm not an alcoholic, quit calling me the A-word." Also Brent: "I get depressed when I can't get wasted in the middle of the day."

[@ciaranohagan5726]

Yes. Bart and brent.

[@MarlowWhere]

Pretty normal with any substance that becomes regular. Ive been like that when I ran out of weed. So I dont smoke weed much anymore

[@leehomer6642]

Bruce is crazy

[@deja.nextdoor]

Gotta love beck crazy ol guy

[@NecroSonic1]

It's like Dr Keister and Mr Chrysler

[@genore1993]

Bring Back "Somthing is burning" That was the funniest cooking show of all time.

[@AmandaBurns14]

I agree, I loved it and miss it! Great guests and sometimes good food

[@aroff595]

Legit the best thing bart has ever done

[@noljuan6963]

It was actually the best cooking show ever in the beginning because it was a good mix of comedy and guests and the food I feel like later it got more about the guests and less about food

[@jimdean76]

100% Mr. Kersher needs to bring back that show!

[@adrianmcanally5227]

I want to be a chef and memorized the health code and I love watching somethings burning cause Bert forgets not to touch his clothes

[@loganschumacher2315]

Nothing makes Bert happier than when he genuinely makes Tom laugh. Great friends make great content

[@gothikvnt]

Bert learned SO much this episode.

[@collinbuffington9631]

“He ran our country, and Japanese people ate his friends” *cries laughing*

[@ChuckDella]

Burt being newly obsessed with history, is a real setback for fans of history.

[@JakeBobProductions]

That sounds like a onion title

[@TimTheImpaler]

They should book Dan Carlin so he can listen to Bert

[@scotthalperin7798]

sounds like a Norm Macdonald joke

[@YourLastWish]

@@scotthalperin7798 lol maybe. Who's to say the person who wrote the Bible didn't have Bert's intelligence? Their accuracy might be just as off.

[@vxcorwinxv]

Don't worry, he'll be the Alex Jones of history.

[@jamestobin4849]

"I was fucking wasted, then I went to go pickup my kids" burnt cycler everyone

[@FatJesus9mm]

did he use the skateboard to pick them up

[@guyty5731]

Burnt Chrysler!

[@stikdude22]

Lmaooo just made this comment myself

[@stikdude22]

Acted like he didn’t get the suit then said he already had it

[@jamestobin4849]

@@bad1080 ah 100 percent

[@purchai26]

Bert: I'm not an alcoholic I just drink in the morning, think about it all day and get depressed when I can't.

[@mrboberson7424]

Dude, gears was awsome

[@youwannahearajoke]

Text-book Alcoholic..haha

[@BBQDanTheMan]

@@mrboberson7424 Yes it is!

[@a.k.4o]

He's not an alcoholic. Alcoholics can't quite for 50 days

[@purchai26]

@@a.k.4o yes they can

[@andrewjustus6785]

Hey guys I’ve been a huge fan for years and I just wanted to share with you that I had a baby girl! I’m so happy and for some reason I feel the need to share it with you guys

[@TechVikingHunter]

Congrats buddy

[@petertheoneandonly9752]

Congrats! Keep those diapers high n tite

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

That's beautiful

[@moth-guy6831]

Congratulations my guy

[@Mrich775]

Congrats my dude 🤙

[@TheUtahKid]

Bert: “I’ve been barely drinking “. Also Bert: “Wine doesn’t count as a drink”.

[@billiammontgomery720]

This is the frustrating kinda stuff my dumb-addict-ass is complaining into the void about. “Oh I haven’t been drinking lately, it feels so good to be sober. Oh but FitVine doesn’t really count. 3 drinks isn’t really drinking. And the Xanax to stop the shakes helps me not overeat at night. And the Kratom and Vicodin are a way to stay sober “ Cmon man

[@billiammontgomery720]

He’s so honest and willing to share, which is so refreshing to hear, but at the same time disingenuous. It really bums me out a bit for some reason

[@TheUtahKid]

Definitely man, it’s hard to watch addicts struggle. But he’s got an excuse for everything...

[@TheUtahKid]

Generally when people have such a visceral reaction to being called an alcoholic, it’s because it’s true, and it hurts.

[@danettelopezgarza]

I love Tom as Bert's therapist today.

[@TrundleTheGreat]

Bert: "I'm not an alcoholic but every time the wind blows I want to get hammered"

[@DesmondSunflower]

Armie Hammered?

[@TheWhyLee]

@@DesmondSunflower Armie Hammered to death

[@MixtapeEntertainment]

Tommy Buns looking like he runs high-stakes poker games in LA

[@josef2012]

Armenian gangster

[@christianvolvonis4468]

"This son of beech, all night he check check check!"

[@JerseyfreshXx]

Wait a second, is that the Gentleman’s track suit from last episode? Did they actually buy them?

[@kieran8720]

@@JerseyfreshXx sho is

[@kieran8720]

@@JerseyfreshXx tommy's feathering... full proto, he's a whole white baby breh

[@beaubartlett494]

Thanks for making my day a little bit better guys. Really appreciate it.

[@maggiereames5243]

This has been one of my favorite episodes ever!! Love just hearing y’all talk as friends in your little therapy sessions!

[@TheBlodstrupmo1]

Hanging out with actual friends is the most original idea Bert ever heard.

[@cartoongrump]

Ha!

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Ya whenci was young I would only for the most part hang out with whoever had weed instead of my real friends and it was awesome Sarcasm

[@JSorb]

I’m not an alcoholic - then proceeds to literally qualify himself as one in every way possible.

[@Unity1975]

“I get depressed if I know I have shit to do and I can’t get wasted.” YUP.

[@JSorb]

@@daledodge40 thank you professor.

[@tanyadouglas5241]

And he thinks about Drinking All the Time 🤣🤣🤣

[@peanutgallery7753]

I think he just wants to not be called that. It's his N word lol

[@TheSacredPain]

Gets depressed because he can't drink until the end of the day, but isn't an A-word. Good ol' Bruce Kreischer.

[@quantumXkyle]

Right? That's exactly what an alcoholic is

[@SamAsMe]

Bert: "Dont call me the A word" Also Bert: Proceeds to describe some of the hallmarks of addictive behavior pathology and ask Tom if this is normal for the entire episode.

[@Beunibster]

He's an All-Cool-Holic

[@goosemack3587]

Bert Kursher!

[@halphillips3703]

*takes xannies regularly but is scared to take an eddie*

[@wisterV]

Barn Crusher is bringing the heat! Tommy “Broken but not forgotten” Sugars is inspirational as always.

[@WandoMcBallz]

Listening to other podcasts makes me realize how much this one is just a AA meeting for brett

[@ezrhawalraven1862]

I thought it was Bruce?

[@edholmes1386]

Brad knows your not really fans

[@HighLandsofJalisco]

Fuck you're right 😆 I'm also in AA and it makes sense.

[@itsSteaLy]

an*. and it's Brad kushner. you tok.

[@charlottem.1477]

Burnt?

[@ApocalypseHere]

Bert wanting to get hammered "every time the wind blows" fuckin killed me.

[@AtlasTurner]

The round-a-bout way he said every time the wind blows as well lol deffo not an Alchy

[@xenophon5105]

Bret: “I’m obsessed with history” he says after watching one documentary

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

To be fair he also read a book.

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

I think it was an audio book

[@Beunibster]

@@dobrilabijelic1631 I think it was a pop-up

[@user-dt4uh3jm7p]

@@Beunibster damn🤣

[@mrbungle3310]

He knows more than 80% of people,i know a few people that know what he said

[@uter]

9 out of 10 trainers recommend a post-run stogie.

[@blusun2]

Uh Hundred Percent

[@Iufyflash]

Uhhhh hunerd percent

[@staynielherbayn657]

Uhhhhhh hundred percent Also don’t forget the bottle of wine on the treadmill

[@davidaddley4932]

And if they dont they are dumb

[@SlipperyDad]

It sounded to me as if he meant it was a mid-jog stogie. Which is far crazier.

[@brandonthomas502]

As classic Norm McDonald joke form: “that night stalker is a real jerk”

[@ExoRifleman]

Love seeing Bert come to some hard realizations about himself, he’s legit growing in front of us

[@davidfratzke6869]

It's so refreshing to actually hear Tim speak

[@RealMrNails]

"Keep going." - Bert's new "imma let you talk for a sec" conscious phrase.

[@kjcorder]

"I'm done with this current interruption. Keep going so I can interrupt again"

[@jaelucky388]

Ha! I caught that too!

[@OsideDubHead]

😂 Glad somebody else notice that I think Tom barely got 2 words in the entire Podcast haha

[@robertbowman9209]

Probably picked it up from Andrew Schulz

[@jaspermandaville2149]

Tom: *receives a package with fabric in it* Tom: omg it's a hand

[@zoozercattacrezooz4646]

I want one of those, wish i knew the brand

[@ballisticmonkey999]

@@zoozercattacrezooz4646 Its Studio G

[@zoozercattacrezooz4646]

@@ballisticmonkey999 its sewing brothers

[@voolproov]

To be fair, he said the package came from Russia.

[@kaelfuhrman7382]

I cant tell if nadav got fired, quit, or just took the day off.

[@TheEverettSchulter]

Or died

[@kobebryant5925]

Seriously, He didn't even post on his twitter about the new 2 bears being up on youtube... makes me think somethings up. lol

[@FatJesus9mm]

They so casually just touched on the subject and spent literally like 10 seconds talking about it

[@danstainback4208]

Garth got him

[@phenomenalwoman6111]

Maybe he just had to quit 2bears because they're moving to Texas??

[@michaelschiappa7930]

The last third of this episode may be the most consistent level of back and forth dialogue between Brent ant Tim ive seen in a while. Brent didn’t just fucking scream the whole time

[@scarymsmary]

Right? I really enjoyed it!

[@ExceLvG]

Bert was really listening when Tom was talking about trauma. BIG UPS to Bert for that

[@Bellyheart]

"Don't call me an alcoholic" 5 minutes later T: "How much do you think about drinking?" B: "A lot"

[@rickyrampage3732]

100 PERCENT

[@EvanSaltare]

I'm impressed with how many occasions Bert has said he doesn't think he's an alcoholic then proceeds to state every symptom of being an addict.

[@jakewitter2415]

You mean like when he looks for approval from the wind blowing to have a cocktail?

[@nunpho]

I know, it's sad. I actually worry about him.

[@dementiastudios1839]

I really enjoy these longer episodes!

[@garretthillard1661]

Been feeling in a rut lately with this boring corona life. Most of your feeling in today's podcast were very very relatable, great pod keep it up bears!!!

[@cooper4787]

Thank you guys for making Monday’s so much better

[@Bellyheart]

I'd love a roadmap of Burnt's stories and how they branch out after he interjects. It's amazing.

[@jonathannagel7427]

Like an old AAA paper map, that’s going to be very large... and ripe with dead ends.

[@niteshade8546]

A "beautiful mind" type room full of sticky and smelly strings.

[@timstradley5819]

Hahaha a visual would be great

[@timstradley5819]

@@niteshade8546 😂😂

[@blainebrown8824]

It would look like a 3 yr old drew it.

[@KarpralisLup]

It's weird how Thom was the one who got injured, but Bart is showing the signs of brain damage.

[@TRYHARDGAMER604]

Says the person that misspelled a 4 letter word...💀

[@KarpralisLup]

@@KrimetTStarKiller He's just jealous of my Eastern-European jeans

[@rickypineda157]

Thom She-gura

[@therealOXOC]

@@KrimetTStarKiller the signs tell you're tiktoked

[@KarpralisLup]

Wait, I want to pivot this thread to finding out what happened to Mr. Nadav?

[@ryanschwaigert]

Bert being crushed when Tom says he’s already “invited friends” out with him on tour & this is the first Bruce is hearing about this...

[@LGG393]

“Non-comic friends” he said. Lol

[@brettspauldingmusic9671]

10 years from now Burt will be doing sets in AA rooms 😂

[@PixieBombYT]

Bert: I'm not an alcoholic. Also Bert: Proceeds to talk in detail about the specifics of his alcoholism, and asks questions about how "regular people" (ie. anyone who isn't an alcoholic) feel during their day when they aren't constantly thinking about alcohol

[@billiammontgomery720]

Its so frustrating sometimes listening to him exaggerate and deny. I’m a big fan, and in my worthless opinion he deserves all of his success and is inspiring in a weird way. I feel like he could help a lot of people if he were just a bit more honest. Not saying he owes us anything, not at all. But yea, for some reason it’s frustrating to listen to sometimes. Sorry for the stupid rant

[@dustinb1070]

They've talked about the dark side of his drinking a few times on jre, bert's solo cast, bert's wife's podcast and possibly tigerbelly.

[@StephenKyle91]

I’m so early I can still hear the dog crying

[@danielpenrodii2389]

3 city run and Bert starts off by saying “Atlanta, Mississippi...” Bert’s the geography champ!

[@photosbyian]

Tom is such a good friend, Bert talks in detail about how he drank water from a horse trough and he doesn't even acknowledge it

[@JuicyJerm]

I wanna see "NBA players react to Tom Segura's dunking accident".

[@raisingradicals5564]

Tom, after being forced to spend 9 straight months at home with his family: "I feel like someone who's gone to prison and I just want to get back to my life" 😂😂

[@penniewyatt9391]

Many of us feel like we have been on house arrest, and have had way less interaction. I’m a huge introvert and even I’m starting to get pretty depressed. Less than 10 times out in public in ten months, including dr appointments and grocery shopping. They just cancelled the vaccine shipments to my county due to shortages since we have lower numbers.

[@aidonis98]

"Sickler is such a great interviewer!!" - Bruce Kersher. He uses this rare technique, where he asks a question, and then let's the guest talk. It's pretty fucking wild!!

[@sthomasond]

I find burt really good at it on his own show. But here he acts like hes a special guest

[@richardbutkis]

@@sthomasond he's definitely special.

[@youngboomer4736]

Ted looks more like a GTA character every episode

[@kalakefonua7472]

Big Niko Bellic vibes

[@JoE-kx7dw]

Oh shit, here we go again.

[@wrimbles]

Comedy is the process of transforming trauma into laughter. Thank you for doing what you're doing, Ted and Bryce.

[@ajfiveohfour]

😂 when Tom talked about how much he hates when people don’t want to keep their headphones on during the podcast, and then you watch the YMH with Pauly Shore

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Michael Rapaport was bad, too

[@kathleenalba3368]

literally thinking the same thing

[@thejamiebeal1]

Bert is sobering up. He finally realised the volume of his voice

[@sativarosegold3604]

But not his laugh

[@ssyankee121]

@@sativarosegold3604 haha i don't think he could do anything about that

[@nicholascash7002]

That just means he’s trying not to act drunk

[@kissmystamps]

Hahaha

[@spleenbean8858]

Brent: “Big secret time” *As Half a million people are watching this*

[@ArdemisIII]

Tom described an “ entourage” and Bert acts like it’s a new idea

[@ChichiNaka]

Bert thinks so many things are original thoughts because he's kinda had the same 5 ideas daily since college

[@churgerr2820]

@Pacified Democracy liberal?

[@TheRealBeastMcNasty]

@Pacified Democracy they are playing it up for entertainment. They both do a ton of podcasts and guarantee they run out of shit to say so they do this shit.

[@maximeb190]

Damn, the second half touching on trauma was really unexpectedly wholesome... I found a lot of relief sitting through these dudes talking about difficult experiences and the resulting psychological wounds, I could relate so much.

[@ElyciusM]

This is such a good podcast, like honestly. To be fully honest I haven't watched much of their stand-up, but I've seen lots of other podcasts with them and a few of their bits. But this podcast definitely stands out. Definitely one I look forward to every week. One of the best, if not the best, right now

[@jefftru937]

Burt: all I have is Puerto Rican’s getting their hair cut Tom: WHUT!? Lol

[@stikdude22]

Bert “i got hammered and had to go pick up my daughters” kreischer

[@Kav3h]

yeah, wtf Bert

[@mrguy561]

@@Kav3h He picked them up on the skateboard

[@Kav3h]

@@mrguy561 must have been a long board

[@mrguy561]

@@Kav3h It’s actually a surf board with wheels on it because Burnt is too fat for anything smaller

[@Kav3h]

@@mrguy561 a actual surfboard with wheels, lol, does it still have a fin, is it still 6 feet long. Jesus Christ

[@carsonhodges2653]

Last time I was this early, Bert was still racist. He’s come a long way.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Oh that racism hasn't gone anywhere. He tricked you.

[@shanestephens4728]

@@RolandSpecialSauce Any celebrity that is woke, is full of shit.

[@WandoMcBallz]

So u were early last episode?

[@TheGogogogogogo]

@@shanestephens4728 search big tittie maids

[@shardhoney]

he's still racist, but it's the woke kind of racism

[@t_ward8772]

Hanging with you guys on tour is definitely on the bucket list. Just throwing that out there fellas 💯🔥

[@SaucyPelican]

28:59 The look on Tom's face when Burnt takes out Whoop

[@jackjenkins5160]

Bert: after finishing a tour with a bus full of people Tom: I’m thinking about taking some people on tour with me. Bert: I have no idea what you are talking about.

[@EaglesQB210]

Bert: “Don’t call me an alcoholic, I’m not” Also Bert: “I get depressed when I have stuff to do during the day because I don’t have the possibility of just getting wasted whenever I want”

[@Frecklefart-90]

That's still not being an alcoholic though.... So your contradicting point is not that contradicting.

[@davidpetersen6425]

Tom I'm in tears listining to your kind heartedness brining friends on tour etc. My lady OD'd this past weekend and all the other shit that I've been dealing with in life, everything has just been such a shit show! I literally can't wait for Monday's podcast to put a smile on my face as I sit here crying. Love you guys so much! I hope you're healing well... You're so blessed to have a beautiful smart and funny woman in your life!

[@VideoNozoki]

Hey David, I'm sorry to hear you are dealing with something so difficult right now. Many years ago I had something (not exactly the same, but somewhat similar). It was all I could think about 24/7 and at the time I couldn't imagine ever getting past it. I'm glad you are doing things (I guess they call it 'self-care') like listening to a funny podcast, and engaging in conversation. In my case, it really-really sucked for about 6months to a year. Then it still sucked, but not 24/7. It took some time. Now my life has moved forward and I am in a happy place (for many years now). I don't know if this will mean anything to you (coming from one internet stranger to another), but as a person, as one guy to another, my heart goes out to you. In my case, I found that forcing myself to just go for a walk (just a normal walk for 20-30 minutes, no agenda, just to get out of the house) really helped me a lot. I'm not a professional, this is just something that helped me a lot. If that is an option for you, I hope you will try it, and I hope it helps you too. Take care of yourself.

[@kieran8720]

If she passed sorry for your loss, if she made it hopefully she recovers fast unlike nadav's googling, can get clean and doesn't end up tokked like Bruce KREISCHER. I hope you are or can get clean as well if you struggle with substance abuse like ten milligram tommy does, I know these aren't original thoughts but hopefully they help you feather and keep your jeans tight and lofty

[@FullyTourqed]

PORTLAND LOVES BERT AND TOM

[@brodyhard]

The story about the girl that leads with her tongue could be a great Seinfeld episode.

[@westonforced-last-name-dis3560]

Idk I... I just don't like her thumbs... lol xD

[@brendangray821]

The mommies schedule has been straight tocked lately. Still grateful for the amazing content we've been getting though. Keep em high and tight.

[@jasongrace6259]

Hunting and fishing is pretty much all there is to do in Minnesota, Bret.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Brent

[@cotyparker1423]

Brett- "I can say that about myself. The way that....." Tom- "I know what you're saying."

[@christophersmith8442]

bringing your friends on tour like every single musician and pro sports player ever - ORIGINAL IDEA

[@arrankambo3665]

Bert was crazy on Todays pod, he was all over the place in the first 30 mins. I had to pause this until i had a beer to understand him

[@mkozek5753]

how does Brent keep talking about not drinking but constantly posts him with a drink on his instagram stories lol

[@kellie_s6648]

“History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true.” - Leo Tolstoy

[@peanutgallery7753]

Does he say that in War and Peace? I don't think it is wonderful even with it's flaws haha

[@wyatthausman4377]

Watching bert tiptoe around his alcoholism is the best comedy I've seen these past couple years😂🤟

[@Plumbob-nd2kc]

In my opinion, best episode yet.

[@saintbrosef6149]

"I haven't drank since-" Stop Burnt. Just stop.

[@DoNotFeed_AfterMidnight]

Bernt: Woop, stop lying to me about my sleep quality...42% last night? I slept great! Bernt earlier: I had trouble waking up this morning...

[@dipgrizzly25]

Bert said the name "Michael Collins" 8 times in a span of 22 seconds. 9:53 - 10:15

[@mftoeless1687]

This is the funniest comment on the two bears podcast super underrated

[@NoseToes]

Not sure who this "Bert" guy is, but can confirm Brent does this

[@williambarringer6513]

bruce is poppin xans like tic tacs but worried if edibles are bad for you, that's like comparing a cup of coffee to a gram aof meth

[@carynmartin6053]

Exactly!

[@jmmyjimmy106]

I mean he takes the Xanax because he has anxiety problem so it would make sense that a drug that causes or at the least could exacerbate that issue would be a cause for concern.

[@texanstry2027]

@@jmmyjimmy106 Yes but he abuses them and you're an idiot if you don't think xanax are addicting or can fuck you up. Used to pop em like skittles and it damn near ruined my life

[@jmmyjimmy106]

@@texanstry2027 I mean he literally said how he specifically decided not to take one and to sit and stew in the pain, definitely addict behavior... Who said Xanny's weren't addictive lmao? I've had to watch my own parents be consumed by prescription pills bud. Also I'm fairly certain Bert has stated he is on an extremely low mg dose(2-5mg) and he still doesn't use the entire bar... Yeah sounds like someone is really abusing them huh? From what I can remember the Xanax is mainly for when he has to fly duento his anxiety.

[@texanstry2027]

@@jmmyjimmy106 And you believe him?? 😂😂 Hoooow many times has Bert straight up lied then got caught? Numerous including this podcast, he literally drank on his wife's podcast a few days ago. You can't believe anything this joker says.

[@stonegomez5593]

The way they talk about touring is how I feel about snowboarding trips and the way Bert talks about wanting to drink is how I feel about playing video games with friends 😂

[@dbrano74]

The contrast of Bert on 2 Bears juxtaposed to Bert on the Bill Bert podcast is so hilarious! It’s literally Night and Day!

[@wt2738]

Bruce buys a new house and all his friends move to Texas.

[@idab6864]

To be fair he bought that house like a year ago and it's taken him forever to finish it and move in to it so it seems like he's just got the home because he hasn't even moved yet

[@electriceyeswatching4415]

And they're taking all their idiotic politics with them so they can vote Texas into California.

[@TheNinjaBees]

@@electriceyeswatching4415 that do be how the country works

[@martins458]

@@electriceyeswatching4415 you can't fight progress, the best you can do is ignore it until it finally takes your livelihood and self respect away

[@VIi726]

@@electriceyeswatching4415 fine with me. I welcome them to Montana so all the trash here has less of a voice.

[@michaelmcgrath7042]

"I can't defend cannibalism, but I guess I can." - Burt

[@justinkistler7250]

I love how Bert calls having an entourage an original thought.

[@NaruBrilu]

Lmao exactly or just the idea of the "original thought" too. As if people weren't doing that before and/or it was a huge thing like a decade ago on fb and KZbin "lifehacks" lol

[@LethalOneShots]

He has a really high feeling of self importance. Like relax bro.

[@mattyb5460]

Exactly this 😂✌🏼

[@austismforever]

“He ran our country and Japanese people ate his friends” lol

[@gregbass4603]

It only took 65 episodes for Bruce to finally realize he's screaming in our ears during the podcast.

[@fite1313]

I wonder how many times Burnt Crystals said "Wanna hear the dumbest thing I've ever done?"

[@Phil.Anthropy]

On the hr... Every hr

[@fite1313]

@@Phil.Anthropy 😂🙌

[@Michael_robertson]

Kudos to Bert, he’s actually listening more (High five).

[@alexwarren5774]

Nadav's last words: I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS!!

[@victoriaarmstong322]

Am I the only one desperate to know what happens to Nadav?

[@terrymay3620]

Yeah where is nadav

[@trinitymiller1606]

@@victoriaarmstong322 I want to know too. What happend

[@JoeDunnit]

This is funny, but I'm legitimately worried.

[@trinitymiller1606]

I checked his Instagram he posted 4 days okay and seemed okay so I think were good

[@jessicavincent1083]

I love when Tom looks into my soul after Bert says his Instagram is just Puerto Rican haircuts LMAO

[@michaelcoppola224]

My favorite part is Tom saying Nadav is dead and than plugs merch

[@pt93music]

Bert has literally said in this episode how much he hates being called an alcoholic and then immediately goes into a segment with Tom about how often he thinks about drinking.... The Bert therapy hour continues.

[@glenncunningham6397]

...and its funny how he lies to his therapist because he's worried someone will hijack his phone.

[@adamwalker6702]

Tim and bart. We need a hip hop album next.

[@AJTov-wn6re]

Tom’s track suit is to good 😂

[@W1ll8ur]

reminds me of the gentlemen

[@gonzodelphiki2083]

@@W1ll8ur isn't that the point?

[@Brian-em8ey]

Bert interrupting to say "Keep going!"

[@clester07]

Bert's face at 1:02:43 is like all depressed thinking "why has no one ever wanted me to eat them"

[@SomeBlackGuy]

My friend and I used to run our high school track and would walk across the street to get chimichangas after. I get the cigar thing.

[@reddeadweb-head6796]

Holy Shit! Funny seeing you here you Snarky Bastard!

[@micahbackstrom8801]

Lol I used to watch your vids, glad you're still around

[@LiLKK713PB]

@@VideoNozoki I think it’s amazing behavior.. a true free man

[@kh8655]

@@VideoNozoki He's not rationalizing the behavior.. he's just saying he understands wanting something nice that's not great for you after working hard We get it, you're a health nazi.. but you don't care about anyone else, just about acting like you know better Go become a nutritionist or trainer if you want to lecture people about their health decisions

[@kh8655]

@@VideoNozoki nah pretty cool actually, how bout you? did you go to a bar and talk shit about people drinking there?🤣

[@OutlierConcepts]

Bert: "Can we stop calling me an alcoholic cause I'm definitely not" > 34:30 >"I think about drinking A LOT..." Now hold on a second now Brad....

[@harveyo9706]

Now I can't stop thinking armie hammer is reading flyboys and crushing his canned meat at the same time.

[@MuleyMitch]

Bert throwing Calgary in the mix of his dream tour. This Alberta boy is getting excited

[@Nihyre]

Bert: don’t call me an alcoholic Also Bert: I want to get wasted every time the wind blows