Ep. 83 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ethan Klein

[@Jakem763]

If Trisha and Bert did a podcast the worm hole would open because both would be having a conversation with themselves over the other person R.I.P Trisha

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

Uh-hundred percent

[@audioliciousxxx]

I don't think I could get through it.😂

[@melanieeastburn1990]

Just them one upping each other to the point of insanity

[@EveChapa]

Omg with Moses and Nedav in the back

[@calemitchell5764]

Please no. I have so little left. Please don’t ruin this pod for me please

[@cheaptricked3148]

Ethan sure doesn't like that Jake Paul guy. He should read this article the New York Times did

[@themilkman7043]

Yeah, apparently they’re accusing Jake Paul of RAPE. New York Times I mean, not Ethan.

[@majesticpbjcat7707]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@evfields24]

I hear they do an unbelievable job with their research

[@wadekillman1198]

I'm confused, I thought they rented 4 wheelers on the same beach Jake was driving a golf cart? I don't like the Paul brothers but I feel like this was just click bait from boomer media.

[@kevindube7096]

A great article by professional canceler Taylor Lorenz. She cares so much about justice that she even told the alleged victim not to share her story until people read the NYT article, what a saint!

[@lukewojdylo9241]

This is Trisha's most impressive cosplay, yet. 10/10

[@Christianarroyo96]

Sick

[@artistxwade]

Boom roasted

[@rgonzalez582]

Legendary comment

[@gregcoleman76]

long time lurker but this got me so good

[@wetcrumb2191]

I think she looks closer to Potter

[@sushmag4297]

It's nice to see Ethan just talking and not having to walk on eggshells.

[@katelyn7458]

Love that for him. Normal people conversating

[@miranda13c]

So true 🥺

[@ellaova]

Omg, if I hear Ethan Klein talk about setting a legsl precedent again Im going to slit my wrists. My partner and I set a legal precedent which impacted incarcrees of our entire state and intil now Ive mentiomed it about 3 or4 times.

[@galebourn]

At this point I only watch "off the rails" because it doesn't feel like Hila will kill him every second as soon as he says something

[@kimscissorhands]

And having someone care about what hes saying

[@carterambrose9545]

Ethan trying to pronounce philanthropy makes it really seem like Bert never left

[@Official_KC]

Ethan has got to be dyslexic. He mispronounces stuff more than Bert by a mile. I mean on the live H3 podcasts, it's all over the place. Thankfully the crew around helps him out. But he can just be looking at a word, and still butcher it hilariously bad.

[@vloppysagina]

@@Official_KC He's EXTREMELY dyslexic, legitimately. He's open about it

[@KayPeeOpee]

How long is bert going to be gone?

[@wrm591]

What about Bryan Sing-ger

[@rachel1760]

@@Official_KC he was speaking, not reading off anything. His dyslexia wouldn’t come into into play here

[@johngrindal7587]

Tom's Wikifeet rating about to run through the roof

[@adame8893]

Tru da roof

[@infacide64]

ughh.. . bad segment

[@els4006]

No pun intended

[@jovannasosa6850]

I couldn't agree more!!! I feel like it'd really be awesome if they had race tracks for my kids to use. 👀💪🏻💨 #GOLFCOURSESTORACESOURSESX2030

[@EthanBeer6]

I just got a New York Times add during the podcast, you know fun fact about New York Times they actually wrote an article on Jape Paul…

[@mushroomdew]

Jape Paul, I see what you did there

[@sabrinagonzales4377]

Love that

[@chaselepard]

Jake, Jape, and Joke.. only one letter difference? can't be a coincidence.

[@yourp787]

I got japed last year I’m a victim

[@EthanBeer6]

@@mushroomdew I swear that wasn’t an accident.. although there is no such thing as a coincidence

[@HannaMathis]

hearing the laugh in the back reminds me of dan’s laugh & i just want to say thank you

[@Dizzyrascal14]

My thoughts exactly!!

[@ThatShittyGamer]

It's a staple of both podcasts. He's such a great fit tho

[@ainsleighxo23]

Right!!!

[@user-gn1ef8qd2i]

We love Dan

[@peterthesneakybastar]

Guy in the back, please stand up

[@answerth]

If you listen carefully, Ethan said something about Jake Paul being accused of rape

[@sepulfan02]

I believe i read that in the New York Times

[@squid8520]

Shit, I'll have to watch it back. I missed that part.

[@funkydankspliff]

@@squid8520 just make sure to pay close attention if you blink you might miss it

[@DrNaviMD]

Barely noticable, blink and you miss it moment.

[@justaquietbird7802]

Jake Paul from the New York Times article alleging Jake Paul raped someone? That Jake Paul?

[@CezaMVO]

I can't put my finger on it, but I don't think Ethan likes Jake Paul very much

[@coochieplzplz2296]

what does the new york times think about him?

[@jb1996BLOP]

@@coochieplzplz2296 a huge fan of Jake paul. They love him

[@grammarnationalistpartylol6301]

I can put my whole fist in

[@thedonjj8629]

Watch where you put your finger buddy! You don’t want to end up in a new york times article!

[@johnqpublic2718]

Ethan doesn’t like anyone who perceives reality differently than him, asshole or not.

[@jakemedeiros3929]

The fear in Tom’s eyes as Ethan gets into the Jake Paul accusations

[@genevievexx]

We rarely see the mommies uncomfortable! they're usually the ones making others uncomfortable Lol I love it

[@shoonger001]

Fear? that looks like pure JOY

[@jjay__]

@@shoonger001 did we watch the same ep? Only other time i saw that face was when he fell. 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@KS-gf3tv]

Tom's first reaction was 100% "fuck dude, don't get me sued too"

[@NostalgiaVomitChris]

yea Bears didnt show up for his SJW shit.

[@teasp00ns]

Been watching Ethan/h3 for years, and it still kills me every time he says “with peace and love” after damning someone’s character lol

[@noahreeverts465]

They damn their own character, he just points it out

[@abdulg4762]

The best part about this was how not even one minute in they just start tearing Bart to shreds 😂

[@dannyamos313]

Its all this crying prick does, tearing people to sheds that aren't there

[@Untamedlobster69420]

@@dannyamos313 who?

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

I'll watch anything as long as that fat, unfunny, piercingly-loud failure of a comedian isn't in it

[@dannyamos313]

@@Untamedlobster69420 the guy that used to say retarded faggot all the time . Now he wants to cancel people

[@andersbodin1551]

@@dannyamos313 why do you get so upset about Ethan wanting to cansle P-words and chomos, are you a chomo P-word yourself @Danny? Normal peuple would not find it controversial.

[@Spongekelp]

Tom looking SKINNNYYY! That’s money Tom

[@jeremyphillips3087]

Money and horrific injury.

[@caladr9367]

He burned a lot of calories when his wife had her “transformation” I think

[@Spongekelp]

(Ethans trainer always says “Thats money Ethan”)

[@justintyler4814]

@@Spongekelp I love this lol. You're so money baby

[@a.n.1396]

MONEY BABY!

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

Bert is not filming a movie. He is on his secret island full of under-age dogs........

[@ObliviousBenson]

This deserved more fucking appreciation

[@TiltvikLHS]

F.I.P brother, don’t open if you hear a knock at night☠️ should’ve followed proto buddy

[@HeyThatsInteresting97]

Even if this is true, he is probably still making a movie about it

[@jb1996BLOP]

Little St. Spot island?

[@TendoTheDude]

#DogeGate2021

[@katidavis5027]

The guy in the background laughing gives me real Dan vibes so I'm sure EK feels right at home

[@miranda13c]

Omg same

[@user-gn1ef8qd2i]

We love Dan

[@zeitgeist909]

thats a laugh track WTFAYOA?

[@yohanscold2149]

"The guy in the back" its hella clear which of yall are coming from H3. 😂 stick around, studio jeans puts out bangers.

[@aramirez2586]

@@zeitgeist909 to

[@taylorheath737]

Ethan about Jeff: I think he might have brain damage. Tom: He looks like it! 🤣🤣

[@calemitchell5764]

Damn, I'm surprised Nadav let the Israelites in the studio

[@beetlejuicekoking1286]

To be fair Ethan also claims Jews are annoying haha

[@u_cant_catch_up3855]

First time nadav laughed he said dam what a crowd 😅🤣

[@ziggy814]

Probably not his call

[@wetcrumb2191]

Even Js are annoyed by other Js

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjense1485]

@@wetcrumb2191 jewish self-hatred is their favourite pasttime

[@buttonsomalley3420]

Tom needs to be on the next Off The Rails.

[@dollybaumer2]

I think they’re going to either do guests on the Friday show or convert off the rails.

[@CG-lz7qj]

Omg. That would be amazing

[@Stubbs108]

Not to make light of such a heavy subject but Ethan reiterating Jake's allegations made me burst out laughing. He really went in on him

[@miranda13c]

lol it was so funny

[@Nico-oi7hn]

Are you referring to the allegations in which Jake Paul was accused of being a rapist by the New York Times?

[@aaronkristofer18]

@@Nico-oi7hn By the New York Times btw, not Ethan Klein. LMAO

[@stateyourthesis]

I mean let's not forget that NYT article. Seems the internet has these days...edit. I just have to say I made this comment before I watched the episode 😅😂 I died when ethan kept bringing up the nyt article 💀

[@aaronkristofer18]

@@stateyourthesis Just to clarify it's the New York Times article that accuses Jake Paul of being a rapist, just in case there was any confusion.

[@andsykes]

Ethan pronounces “singer” in a way that feels like Bert. Right at home

[@Ooth9999]

Sing-ger

[@logannnn]

i remeber on one of his eps with post malone post noticed that same thing and made fun of him for saying it like "sing-ger"

[@Ooth9999]

@@logannnn and Ethan had no idea what he was talking about lol

[@H-Vox]

sing-ging

[@austinsmith2808]

Time stamp homie?

[@MrPfftNo]

Still waiting for the Jennifer Anniston Episode while Berts gone.

[@pekerhed101]

You misspelled "Bart".

[@samwise9122]

@@pekerhed101 Brent*

[@TiddiesMcgee]

@@samwise9122 Burnt

[@maplesyrup76]

@@TiddiesMcgee Burp

[@saint_tyler2945]

@@maplesyrup76 Brett

[@StarkAcre]

“And I say this with peace & love”

[@sethreynolds3885]

These two have real chemistry. They speak in a similar way.

[@DinaraMars]

i always thought this as well! you should try to watch them with lofi in the background *chef kiss*

[@stateyourthesis]

@@DinaraMars dope idea. Ngl

[@righthandeddashboard]

fr tho

[@tylerbarnes7929]

Ethan: Did I mention Jake Paul was accused of Rape? Tom: This episode is brought to you by BlueChew!

[@WhosaidIrene]

Typical Tom segura

[@YourTapeworm]

Shits classic hahaha

[@genuinedelusionsmusic]

😂😂😂

[@SatanSupimpa]

Ethan said rape here for every time he said R word in the H3 Podcast.

[@LikeigiveAFaboutU]

Is he not allowed to say rape on his show? I don't watch it. I'm just watching this for tom.

[@nicksilver_music]

You wont see Ads from YT on this episode Ill tell ya that... I think lol Actually Im not sure lol

[@EveChapa]

@@LikeigiveAFaboutU I think he avoids using the R word so his videos don’t get age restricted/demonetized

[@nicksilver_music]

He did basically say "Believe all women" which is ridiculous to think that some people wouldnt accept the negative impact of a false rape accusation. THAT'S R-worded bro

[@LikeigiveAFaboutU]

@@EveChapa oh ok gotcha

[@valentinanicol]

Love seeing Ethan & Tom together! Shout out to their families

[@majesticpbjcat7707]

Brought to you by BITCONNEEEEEEEEEECT!

[@ericl.8454]

I love how Ethan basically just used this platform to come after his enemies for the millionth time 😂

[@fukuuu]

Ethan is funny!

[@ericl.8454]

@@fukuuu haha I agree!

[@c0ded56]

I mean. Ethans “platform” has a lot more subscribers, wasn’t really coming for the exposure. Not throwing shade either way. Love both of their content.

[@ericl.8454]

@@c0ded56 lol I know I found it funny, I love Tom and Ethan

[@austinsmith2808]

He’s a mean girl

[@jamie3653]

Ethan getting to use big R words instead of little acronyms

[@ursulaanne]

"Unalive"

[@thatsithlord9906]

*RaPe*

[@kozyg8116]

@@ursulaanne that shit gets under my skin everytime lol. I'm glad he's here tho. I like Ethan.

[@ursulaanne]

@@kozyg8116 same i support ethan but feel they strayed too far . Tim couldve done a better job at keeping him on track so this could've been comedic

[@kozyg8116]

@@ursulaanne you know how he likes to... go off the rails 😎😎 I just started. Bout to see what ya talking bout

[@ericwoodward1833]

Greatest episode of frenemies yet. Trisha looks good in a hat

[@dowhatiwantc7637]

Lol they really do got the same body type

[@paulcrow7642]

This hour and a half went by fasttttt I think there's alot more content needed with Tom and Ethan

[@macca9982]

Klein woke up that morning and thought “I’m going to talk about rape for an hour and a half”

[@kevincowie1740]

He's not allowed to talk about it on his own podcast🤷🏻‍♀️

[@drinkswatere]

@@kevincowie1740 he already did though

[@moviecore4621]

Yeah, bro. He really had to think about it, bro

[@seanseen_]

Yep, thats all they talked about. Are you stupid?

[@sagebrosgaming7415]

I don't think I've listened about it talked about for so much for so long😭🤣🤣🤣 . Turn it into a drinking game every time he says it lmfaoo

[@josedtx7534]

Imagine the Paulers come for the mommies. They don't want no wreck

[@ihateithere87]

Mommies and foot soldiers? They wouldn't stand a chance.

[@RnDxJha]

Suwu

[@Jamielynn7336]

They don't work no neck!

[@josephdavis2695]

Let em come up in May, June, whenever. I’m home here now.

[@AlfredSoul]

Keep 'em high, show them feet.

[@gabethompkins5992]

Tom‘s “You got it..” to affirming Ethan’s pronunciation of the word Philanthropy at 39:43 has the same energy as Tom’s Larry King interview when Larry King couldnt say Mark Wahlberg 😂😩😩 (Also no hate to Ethan with peace and love, foot soldiers unite ✊🏻)

[@stashanz]

Yeah it was a real nightmere to watch.

[@Likely_asleep]

I just got to that part and you’re so right 🤣🤣 that look on toms face.

[@nicholkid]

Tbf Ethan is dyslexic

[@robertfrost8264]

"Mark Warlh Mark gLawrlgberg" "You got it!"

[@philesq9595]

Mark Wa-waar-Glaaarbarg*

[@shootin7]

Wow, Bryce lost so much weight. He should go to Serbia once a year!

[@bryce7350]

Thank you

[@marlboroman6370]

Chrysler is looking like he rolled back time.

[@TheHyperfilthered]

I don't think Serbia has any place to get cool aid

[@dakronikles]

Bart krishna

[@chuckmangione4747]

Ethan is in rare form. Being a guest instead of a host seems to ground him.

[@armorykittington]

Being a host really got to his head with Bill Burr. He's finally comfortable talking one on one, but yeah, definitely more comfortable feeding off of another's energy and adding to it.

[@fenianlewis]

@@armorykittington he was still stupid new to podcasting then. He's got a lot more experience now

[@X64813]

@@armorykittington He was also dealing with mental issues at that moment as well. His second podcast with Burr was so much better.

[@joakim2k10]

Unless Burr is his guest, then he immediately turns into his true self.

[@alexr2761]

My first thought: right off the bat, more actually funny jokes in first 10 minutes than on h3podcast in last 10 months, still love it

[@ratvisaustin8815]

Feel like they missed an opportunity not talking bout wikifeet.

[@iconocast]

yeh wtf that is prime YMH stuff

[@eIioperlman]

ethan was banned

[@Givens94]

“Shoutout to the New York Times” 😂😂😂

[@samhuff999]

You can tell Ethan is sad his friend moved away.

[@chriswilson3698]

Bert will be back

[@justintroy1196]

*famous friend

[@vxer]

@@justintroy1196 he said that their kids play together. I don't think it's about him being famous or not

[@sucrose]

No, he's sad that someone might be saving more on taxes than he is.

[@weltenunder]

@@sucrose not for long, Texas bouta be a blue state 🔵

[@andrew082392]

This was a fun 90 minutes of rape, suicide, and lawsuits...

[@dsy457]

Don't forget incest

[@BrokenGodEnt]

Better than dog fucking

[@okpyoy]

Ethan loves candle culture shits fucking cringe

[@Shaowl1]

@@okpyoy yeah he is really into candles, it’s burning out

[@austinsmith2808]

And eyebrow dancing

[@trevor_r]

If any of us are ever going to jail for a horrendous crime, in front of reporters we should shout out Burt Kreischer

[@calemitchell5764]

I stand by this

[@mloyd64]

I'm with you

[@cleech74]

Hey, Hey, Hey! Bert Kreischer!

[@chrism45]

The Machiiiine!

[@marksherrick]

but you have to get his name wrong to complete the reference.

[@paigel7445]

TRISHA AND BERT NEXT. they will get along so well omg

[@RoyalReyna]

I can see him being interested in her escort stories and stories about celebrities being douche bags. I think they'd actually be able to keep up with each other lol

[@joem2166]

That would be so chaotically hilarious.

[@Bec_loves_Jesus]

This needs to happen haha

[@BACNandEGGS]

This comment is proof demons walk the earth

[@alliecobb6091]

YESSS

[@investigationsofadog]

I love seeing how nervous Tom is when Evan talks about Triller and Paul

[@BjsSkates]

Evan Clean

[@digital.basstard]

Good old evan

[@thefanboy9896]

Good luck Evan

[@drewrod7016]

Tim***

[@waynethegreat23]

Just crew laughter in the back nonstop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@W650cultmember]

Garry Klein - "Always do the right thing" Also Garry Klein - *stabs a child's beachball with pen*

[@awsome14619]

I agree with Gary tho. The beach ball can knock over your 17 dollar beer.

[@MrYaycob]

Wow what an uplifting, light hearted episode.

[@moonsappho]

“he’s such a disgusting vile creep” “i wonder why people sue you” “well, he is.” LMAOOO THIS IS WHY I LOVE ETHAN

[@AnthonyShuker]

why? he turned into the douche he used to always criticise in his old videos.

[@moonsappho]

@@AnthonyShuker lololol how does calling out a predator make home a douche??

[@sarcofaygo6218]

Is this the same Ethan who platformed Britbong

[@BroadcastsFromPoorFarm]

@@sarcofaygo6218 bowbie is that you?

[@persephonesnow7983]

Tom: “Why do you think you don’t fear what so many people do?” Ethan: “Autism idk” What a perfect and honest response 🤣

[@mikeoxmaul9386]

Imagine a bert and Trisha podcast, they could sit facing away from each other and talk about themselves for 2 hours haha

[@zmejce14]

I heard Bruce Kreisher is recording the sequel of "A Serbian Film" in Serbia which Tom and Ethan need to watch

[@evilpoptartx]

So many ppl won't know how messed up that refence is.

[@Beunibster]

Tom would find it hilarious

[@jessedekrossic]

That’s pretty f’ed up

[@Official_KC]

Is Bert actually in Serbia, or is it a joke because he's in Siberia filming? I've missed a few weeks of stuff, and the audience always has to give a roundabout meme answer to everything Also, yes. That is a truly terrible reference. I've been waiting for it.

[@Vndrxv]

i know ethan is friends with a lot of comedians but .. it always makes me feel like my world collides :.)

[@kaitlyns9972]

Him & Post Malone always gets me

[@JaydeRyan]

@@kaitlyns9972 they're not friends anymore rip

[@willvr4]

@@JaydeRyan why?

[@MessageMan4225]

@@JaydeRyan yes they are? post just had him and Hila at his listening party. He's an international superstar and Ethan and Hila are juggling kids, a juggernaut of a podcast, and a fashion company. They're busier beyond anything we can imagine but they're still friendly.

[@MessageMan4225]

@@willvr4 they are. idk what he's on abt

[@kellinpatler]

Man, the escalation of the Rape Paul joke was so seamless and perfect. Bring Ethan back when Bert is done getting pegged by Mark Hamill!

[@daddysteveoh6213]

Tom: agrees with his friend Ethan for 2 hours straight Ethan haters: fat man bad. Good thing Tom isn’t fat anymore

[@kennybuttons1763]

It's so weird to see Tim be the normal one.

[@rushapa]

Tom needs to do Off The Rails! And him and Ethan need a Gatsby each and to play chicken 🐓 😂

[@audioliciousxxx]

I think that after Tom's injury, he probably wouldn't be down about the chicken part of your plan. 😂😂

[@logansmith9437]

Bobby Lee crashing it is something that is guaranteed to make me smile every time.

[@genevievexx]

@@logansmith9437 I JUST went back to watch it and it is so fucking hilarious hahaha Bobby and Ethan's reactions are priceless

[@mileadeboe7441]

@@genevievexx what video? Can you link it please 😗

[@rushapa]

@@audioliciousxxx I wouldn't blame him, that injury was crazy, lol

[@AliceDepaul]

*I love how this episode turned into “To catch a predator”*

[@Blazin_L]

Tim Dillon totally convinced Ethan that it was prounounced "Jizz Lane" lol

[@supernatural5844]

Ethan has me pronouncing her name that way now lol

[@marisaruiz2529]

Holy crap. Two of my favorite guys in the game. Great chemistry

[@heliumhunterr]

i’ve been watching h3 for like 5 years and that new york times thing is one of the funniest bits i’ve ever seen ethan do lol

[@xavieroak4552]

He’s evolved into a true comedic talent in his own right and I’m loving it lol

[@Paddyjay12]

@@xavieroak4552 is that a joke?

[@tidalwavez5630]

@@Paddyjay12 I know right? He used to be funny but now he’s just a pathetic ideologue that constantly contradicts himself with hypocrisies. Plus, now that Steven Crowder is his dad I don’t know if he’ll be allowed to do any of the “After Dark” shows. Crowder has a strict curfew.

[@frankzappa9148]

You saw Ethan Klein be funny?

[@amandadavis5687]

Same! He is so funny on this episode and that killed me 🤣

[@FightingBlIrish]

I seriously look forward to any kind of H3/YMH crossover so hard.

[@ericg252]

Why

[@yobouske]

Why

[@SmokinSponge]

Why

[@benwood535]

@@SmokinSponge bc is good

[@SmokinSponge]

@@benwood535 meh its alright but wouldn't look forward to anymore collabs

[@cassidybarnett4433]

Watching this after frenemies ended :’( RIP

[@joeyhampton5075]

Frenemies was toxic and terrible

[@trippkelly5856]

ITS LIKE THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS CROSSOVER EPISODE ALL OVER AGAIN

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

With Jimmy Neutron? What are you 40...?!

[@Foreverfrys]

Lmao! Yes!

[@THE_TURTLE.]

Joe Rogan punching the air right now

[@666slateran666]

Like Joe gives two shits about ethan lol

[@ETAisNOW]

Everyone has a friend that has a friend they don’t like. Ethan IMO is a fucking boring douchebag. But I love Tom.

[@ETAisNOW]

@@bridgette7635 enemy!!!!!

[@quinn9598]

@@stophittingyourselves Jogan has nothing against Hila personally lmao, you adjust - should've seen how Ethan bashed on Trisha back in the day and now they're practically in-laws

[@DannyLrides]

@@ETAisNOW I’ve been a longtime fan of Joe, Tom, and Ethan. I guess I’m the friend in the background that gets to sit back and watch their friends fight each other haha

[@chetterbezly3905]

Ethan kinda looks like a cross between Tim and Brett

[@cleech74]

He’s their son.

[@trenthessing8064]

*Evan

[@LooterLoser]

And Nadav

[@chetterbezly3905]

@@trenthessing8064 touché

[@StefanSchulzMan]

This episode is brought to you by Tom Segura's attorney since he'll be working overtime.

[@beauhusser7459]

“Imagine if The NY Times got ahold of him”😂😭

[@thaimontana4140]

Tim’s looking fit holy fuck I never thought we’d see the day

[@cardinalbaseballer5]

“Tim” lmao

[@DirtSpud]

@@cardinalbaseballer5 yeah tim and christine

[@fatmunch6318]

I thought you meant Ethan looks like a skinny Tim Dillwyn

[@ichbinclarissa]

Love this! Imagine Trish and Bert together 😂

[@MrTimstee762]

Probably wont happen bert jason friend

[@Cassiekillgannon]

This would be CHAOS and I want it 😂

[@tapatton9]

Make it happen!

[@Eigenbros]

Lol that would be the greatest

[@RobinLundqvist]

They would probably just get really drunk and each would talk about their own problems

[@XkeevaX]

This is the cross over content I didn’t know I needed. Segura discussing James Charles Drama with Ethan. Fantastic

[@calholli]

no

[@vesper7750]

yes

[@AnthonyShuker]

surprised ethan didnt go on a politics rant either

[@calholli]

@@AnthonyShuker Yeah.. This shows how far Ethan has fallen from back when he used to be funny. He's just nagging the whole time.. smh. I used to be a big fan. He's not the same after being on a bunch of meds.

[@malkinmalone]

I like Ethan but tom is just one degree of separation from trisha paytas now and I really don’t want that train wreck involved in podcasts that I like and are actually funny. This is a little too close for comfort.

[@123imagine]

Ethan has a platform and isn’t letting shit slide under the rug It is really interesting see these two worlds collide atm

[@Sergeant666]

This is a SPECIAL episode with the BEAR JEW!

[@causeimdeep]

JEW BEAR!

[@hettel_visual]

Teddy Mensch

[@danieloakes6859]

This is one of the best 2 Bears episodes, The New York Times said that.

[@chasmcalypso]

Im coming back to the podcast after not having watched in a while and I gotta say Tom looks fantastic! Whatever hes doing is looking great for him

[@brettwodon5896]

i agree but i'm pretty sure its because of his injury somehow lol

[@OG20001]

Broke his leg and didint eat lamaoooo

[@chasmcalypso]

Well it’s definitely working for him, I hope you break another leg Tom!

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

@@OG20001 when you are pumped full of painkillers you really don't have any appetite^^

[@mattbailey4624]

Seeing Ethan pop up made my Monday

[@charlesmanies]

This is has been the best episode of JRE that I’ve seen since the beginning of quarantine

[@AshiwiZuni]

The most fucked up thing to think about with the whole david and jeff situation is what would happen if MOST people were like david and didnt care. When tom got his injuries, if bert decided to can the podcast, forget about tom, and do his own thing, without being there for him. Im sure tom wouldve murdered bert for that kinda shittiness. David is lucky to have the means to survive and thrive even in the world despite being a terrible person

[@nevonitay]

Tom and Ethan could have made a great show together if they wanted to, they have such good chemistry and similar sense of humor!

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

The amount of times Ethan said "rape" 💀

[@Nkanyiso_K]

It's because it's not his podcast: on H3 he would say R-word or SA

[@rexgonzales9733]

Ethan is rich but Tom is rich rich.

[@genevievexx]

@@Nkanyiso_K he does that for Trisha though lol she was the one correcting him BC they were getting banned from Tik Tok where they also put clips

[@RobinLundqvist]

Paul was ACCUSED by the NEW YORK TIMES by RAPE

[@Nkanyiso_K]

@@genevievexx his wife too, Hila's been KZbin friendly-ing these stories since the saga started. The things is their pod gets approved by KZbin before it goes out so they can't take chances of getting demonetization on Livestreams or having to bleep things out over and over

[@Aaron-skrt]

"I wonder why people sue you" Great episode so far

[@jaimiepotato420]

Ethan is the Trisha of this podcast... with peace and love.

[@maxxfisher1936]

I don't know how, but this episode actually smelled better

[@xJamesArthur]

With peace and love Ethan is great but I want to hear what he has to say about cool guys from the YMH universe. Not youtubers. Since many of us follow his work already. Have him back for a more lighthearted show please!

[@donnythompson237]

Yasssss

[@femkeschmeink6247]

the chemistry of tom and ethan is what I needed today. absolutely love it so far

[@FightingBlIrish]

It really just feels like two buddies hanging out having a conversation. You can just tell they're comfortable with each other.

[@femkeschmeink6247]

@@FightingBlIrish exactly! its really genuine

[@jamesgomez2361]

Idk if that it’s chemistry. Ethan is playing newscaster to Tom where Tom has to respond what he thinks on the subject. Ethans always “did you hear about this?” “Did you know about that?”

[@gram3934]

Tom turned Ethan on to soo much shit he’s said that he admires ymh and it’s fanbase

[@nickhouser4003]

Every time I see Tom talk I’m amazed that he doesn’t show his teeth while talking, only tongue and lips. Surprisingly hard to do lol

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

I think his teeth fell out in a freak basketball injury

[@jumbolumps666]

It is very cool of him

[@Encoun2er]

Makes him look like a fuckin Muppet

[@JorgesUsername]

Fuck..now I see it.

[@bagelman10]

He's like a turtle lol

[@JStack]

Flash forward and Jake Paul left Triller, signed with Showtime, and Triller confirmed to be hemorrhaging money. Papa Bless

[@Nairda-fm8lm]

Imagine the weight that was lifted off of Tim's shoulders now that Brett died. Good for you, Todd.

[@dumbdoop1909]

I love how Ethan says S.A on his show once he's on someone else's he says RAPE

[@myYouTussyStank]

It's possible that YMH doesn't care about being ad friendly so he's finally getting to say it without fear of losing his or Tom's ad money

[@SUPREMEx93]

Cause hila and trisha aren't telling him what he can say.

[@causticprince]

With the strangest emphasis and a smile.

[@genevievexx]

he does that for Trisha (one of his co host) though lol she was the one correcting him bc they were getting banned from Tik Tok where they also put clips.

[@davidlloydmiller]

Because he's hen pecked. Also he doesn't have the balls to say it on his own show.

[@WKSABINE]

Ethan "put a quarter in him and watch him go" Klein

[@CruxisKratos]

Not a quarter! Arr! He'll be dancing for hours..

[@HJbear]

These guys actually just described the plot to Serbian film

[@siddharthbirdi]

Don't say that name, it must die with us.

[@22.NUU.DRU.22]

Uplifting movie right there👍

[@ericreingardt2504]

I thought that's where the conversation was going

[@shaydee5641]

When my two worlds collide. Could you imagine Bert and Trisha together? That would be a fun ass podcast lmao

[@TiddiesMcgee]

That would be off the fuckin rails.

[@benwood535]

NO

[@Tojoblindeye]

That would be absolute insanity

[@coreydiculous]

"Mark wah-Wah-WAH Philanthropy" "Yeah, you got it."

[@andrewpurdy6743]

Tom looking handsome as fuck as he loses weight...it’s gonna get awkward with Burt if he keeps on this track. You’re a boss Tom, keep it up!

[@JustinL186]

he won't be a bear anymore....

[@Esotericdactyl]

ehh lets see him without that beard

[@joshpapi3]

he looks like he’s getting more hair too

[@genuinedelusionsmusic]

Tom is looking spicy 😍

[@Opine_Divine]

10/10 would smash

[@jordana8306]

I love it when Ethan crosses over with the stand-up universe

[@brittanie777]

I like how comfortable Ethan is asking the booth boys to google content. Total boss move. The tone of this was way different than normal 2 bears, but I like their chemistry. I was so excited to hear about this hybrid and see it posted. Ethan should chill a little bit just to lighten the mood though lol

[@wildesage4172]

He's definitely a seasoned Podcaster by now. Pretty amazing transformation from H3 Podcast Episode 1.

[@allegorx58]

The guy is an absolute tool tho tbh

[@hoot1159]

He actually presumed they would be able to find things quickly.

[@GreatestEvver]

@@allegorx58 how so if you don’t mind me asking?

[@corielyn7670]

He’s an iPad kid he literally can’t chill and that why we love him 📱

[@Djura994]

As a 26 year old Serb, I can confirm all of the information that had been said here

[@mrbungle3310]

To bre

[@creator9681]

O cemu se radi uopste?

[@autumnmount495]

My two worlds are colliding in this and I love it.

[@LakersLover919]

Yess

[@alien1862]

Yeah your 2 worlds. Cry about woke shit with Ethan and shit on woke shit with Tom. 2 faced to the core

[@autumnmount495]

@@alien1862 okay?

[@krippelstudios]

@@alien1862 you good?

[@LakersLover919]

@@alien1862 This comment makes me feel like I’m on drugs or stroking out.

[@kmolnardaniel]

When Ethan mentions Puerto Rico and not paying taxes, I expected Tom to pack up immediately.

[@cokezero1622]

When Tom said he moved to Austin because it's business friendly and zero state tax I was waiting for Ethan to say "who's the jew now"

[@holopleasures4011]

As a Jew, I doubt he would want to continue that very hurtful stereotype.

[@Js18sb81]

@@holopleasures4011 he makes jokes like that all the time.

[@holopleasures4011]

@@Js18sb81 weird, I distinctly remember him getting very upset when Trisha called him cheap.

[@annagagliardi3244]

@@holopleasures4011 he does get a bit upset when Trisha does it yes, but I think that’s because she’s so into the whole ‘I’m Jewish now’ thing and doesn’t completely understand how badly the Jewish community has been treated and makes comments like that willy-nilly without knowing the context behind everything. Ethan does it all the time because he IS Jewish and he understands what they go through; he’s making self jokes which are fine, but when Trisha, an outsider to the religion makes them he doesn’t appreciate it.

[@hettel_visual]

*"who's the Jewish now"

[@briansavage932]

The New York Times said this episode was pretty good so I had to listen.

[@liquid-slick]

Tom absolutely brings out the best in Ethan. I really like the chemistry they have.

[@Hhuhbvhjbhjb]

If this is good chemistry I have an x you'd love

[@dalenlotterhand6137]

@@Hhuhbvhjbhjb lol. All jokes aside though I’m 20 minutes in and this ep ain’t thaaaat bad. These comments are ruthless today.

[@ralexandra1058]

The laughter in the background is always my favorite part....