Ep. 93 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert tells Tom about getting weird haircuts in Serbia and ordering 100 cheeseburgers from McDonald's with Mark Hamill. Next, Tom talks about doing shows in Las Vegas again, meeting Justin Bieber and taking pictures with TikTok superstar Addison Rae. Afterwards, they discuss how terrible Bert is at keeping secrets, his special relationship with Will Smith and Britney Spears' conservatorship. Last, Tom and Bert talk about celebrities who have gone broke, Johnny Depp's spending habits and Magic Johnson's vacation pictures.
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@dangalgon7821
@dangalgon7821 2 жыл бұрын
Tom should have a podcast that releases on Tuesdays where he finishes the stories he starts with bert. Call it the lost bear
@roddypiper7404
@roddypiper7404 2 жыл бұрын
the echoes of the cave
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 2 жыл бұрын
"Like I was saying...."
@eddieborkstrom
@eddieborkstrom 2 жыл бұрын
Such a good idea!
@nickricci19
@nickricci19 2 жыл бұрын
Just have Nadav make a mark of every story that gets interrupted and then Nadav brings each up to Tom and he finishes them, yes that would be amazing
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
Great idea. There were so many stories today (that I wanted to hear where Tom was going). Been spoiled that last few months hearing Tom tell a story all the way through. Almost forgot how frustrating (this) can be.
@j3badger1
@j3badger1 2 жыл бұрын
The only way to describe Bert's energy in this episode is how Theo Von once described Eddie Bravo on JRE. He's like a deaf Jack Russel. "Once he goes, you can't get him back."
@immortal-jbv3598
@immortal-jbv3598 2 жыл бұрын
Comment Gold
@dannystix1993
@dannystix1993 2 жыл бұрын
Great comment, great call back, overall great
@MR-jd1yo
@MR-jd1yo 2 жыл бұрын
just great
@Saghilarious
@Saghilarious 2 жыл бұрын
A man of culture
@N8_Mitchinson
@N8_Mitchinson 2 жыл бұрын
💯
@iansclone
@iansclone 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's patience with Brat is beyond impressive, true ass friend
@mackie5million625
@mackie5million625 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly. Tom trying to get through the Addison Rae story was pretty infuriating.
@youhopeirot
@youhopeirot 2 жыл бұрын
Bart saying "that's how the sausage gets made" about celebrities being crazy is very meta
@Ken-pv9zu
@Ken-pv9zu 2 жыл бұрын
Im gay
@TorrentFiend10
@TorrentFiend10 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ken-pv9zu so is Bart.
@alexl.5523
@alexl.5523 2 жыл бұрын
Kills me everytime, when Tom looks into the camera like Jim in the Office.
@jamiemac8387
@jamiemac8387 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, funny.
@slamminsammy941
@slamminsammy941 2 жыл бұрын
@@twerktospec your comment makes no sense ... but I guess you don’t like the office ?
@parkermcguire7017
@parkermcguire7017 2 жыл бұрын
@@twerktospec bro just stop talking
@Pandosopoderoso
@Pandosopoderoso 2 жыл бұрын
@@twerktospec only you’re allowed to wear make up! Right bro??
@stephenmellentine
@stephenmellentine 2 жыл бұрын
Fourth Wall Breaker Tom.
@shanedesfor8639
@shanedesfor8639 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else actually want to hear Tom finish a story about Vegas, the fights, meeting Bieber and seeing Trump? Bert hit his threshold and literally trampled on that story like a five year old on flowers 😂
@evanodaniel8666
@evanodaniel8666 2 жыл бұрын
Literally listening to Tom telling the stories right now and Bart just won’t stop😂
@idrizzyt7524
@idrizzyt7524 2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if Tom was going to say anything about the nelk boys.. stevewilldoit was sitting right behind Trump. I was hoping he was Going to say something about some wild stupid fucking kids he was sitting by lol
@devindailey598
@devindailey598 2 жыл бұрын
That was legit the first time I got upset with bert. You see Tom sigh a lot more often this episode.
@masterofevilshadow
@masterofevilshadow 2 жыл бұрын
20 Minutes in and I paused and came into the comments just to read other posts about this because I'm sure he's not gonna finish the story 😂
@racheller8753
@racheller8753 2 жыл бұрын
Yeeees😊
@brianschoch4291
@brianschoch4291 2 жыл бұрын
Bert interrupting Tom's story about being in Vegas with Rogan, Chappelle, MGK, Megan Fox, Justin Bieber, Drake and Donald Trump to talk about how he doesn't keep secrets well and the time the hose DIDN'T explode in his hand.
@willdelarosa8238
@willdelarosa8238 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty insane at this point Lmao
@senseiseagal8343
@senseiseagal8343 2 жыл бұрын
I’m irrationally angry about this lmao
@guyty5731
@guyty5731 2 жыл бұрын
He sounds a little faded. 36:10 s’drunk
@guyty5731
@guyty5731 2 жыл бұрын
The phone hose exploded in my hand. 36:32 I mean what r we doing here?
@JpkSB3216
@JpkSB3216 2 жыл бұрын
This is the first time it really annoyed me
@TomFoolery32
@TomFoolery32 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav screaming " thank yooou!" to drumline being a banger is perfect 🤣
@JP-qw3rv
@JP-qw3rv 2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting to hear the rest of Tom’s story about Vegas..
@trevor5834
@trevor5834 2 жыл бұрын
"He likes f*cking Drumline" "Drumline is a f*cking BANGER BRO" Nadav from the back *thank youuuuuu*
@d03smith
@d03smith 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears! HA
@howdyimhowsa
@howdyimhowsa 2 жыл бұрын
Waited the whole podcast for this moment and it was worth it
@AnthonyMichaelMunoz
@AnthonyMichaelMunoz 2 жыл бұрын
Best moment of the ep for sure!! I died laughing hahahaha
@jacksonwebb130
@jacksonwebb130 2 жыл бұрын
Toms response killed me too he was so genuinely disappointed
@AshiwiZuni
@AshiwiZuni 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who was on a drumline, that movie blows ass.
@jessespencer9910
@jessespencer9910 2 жыл бұрын
Good thing 90% of Tom’s amazing celebrity story got cut off.
@timstradley5819
@timstradley5819 2 жыл бұрын
Right lol. They should give him food to shut him up while Tom’s telling a story like that
@ulisestorres2218
@ulisestorres2218 2 жыл бұрын
all for him to talk about how bad he is at keeping secrets
@jessespencer9910
@jessespencer9910 2 жыл бұрын
Tom probably partied with all those A-listers and now we’ll never know Bc Bart had a story about eating 10 cheeseburgers.
@timstradley5819
@timstradley5819 2 жыл бұрын
@@jessespencer9910 like it shocked anyone 😂
@chub22g24
@chub22g24 2 жыл бұрын
It was annoying. A story tom put his own kids on the line and he was like nahhhhh. I'm bad at secrets
@gangusthemighty4180
@gangusthemighty4180 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is a guy who means well but can’t get out of his own way.
@ivotadich938
@ivotadich938 2 жыл бұрын
Bert should be in a conservatorship where Tom is the conservator. Good idea for a show.
@BodyByBenSLC
@BodyByBenSLC 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is who Homer Simpson would be if he became real.
@jonaslocao1690
@jonaslocao1690 2 жыл бұрын
Even worse
@tunghansen7260
@tunghansen7260 2 жыл бұрын
He owes royalties for ripping characters
@Atomic-Dawg
@Atomic-Dawg 2 жыл бұрын
That's what he's going for.
@krisadams4561
@krisadams4561 2 жыл бұрын
How have I never drawn this parallel!
@weewee3486
@weewee3486 2 жыл бұрын
I could definitely imagine Homer Simpson eating 12 Big Macs with mark hamil in a simpsons parody
@kaptinKuba
@kaptinKuba 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one sitting in my car at 8am refreshing youtube so I can listen to this on my drive to work everysingle Monday? Thank you guys for making me excited for the drive to work Monday mornings
@plantgirlK88
@plantgirlK88 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in Australia, 2bears drops at 11pm Monday, right at bedtime.. Every Tuesday morning I'm tired haha... but it's OK because then I watch bad friends on my way to work😌
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
I work from home, and start 2B1C while taking my morning 💩. Enjoy your drive!
@aidanford2628
@aidanford2628 2 жыл бұрын
Every Monday commute my guy🤙🏼
@Thekoolaidchamp
@Thekoolaidchamp 2 жыл бұрын
I am not over how this show is almost at episode uhhhh hundred
@miguelcarvalho6174
@miguelcarvalho6174 2 жыл бұрын
For me is on 2pm in Portugal, greatest podcast!
@kellybaker6046
@kellybaker6046 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, the excitement of Burnt being back lasting for about .02 seconds
@blahblah6956
@blahblah6956 2 жыл бұрын
Bert finally bonds with Mark, makes a pact with him, then instead of exposing his big mac secret to his wife, he tells the world the first chance he gets.
@smules2387
@smules2387 2 жыл бұрын
Can we get Brent on a shock collar and give Tim the remote for every time Brent interrupts a story?
@faceplants2
@faceplants2 2 жыл бұрын
No I love him because he's off the leash and wrecking sheets.
@profmoriarty_done_kilt_q8961
@profmoriarty_done_kilt_q8961 2 жыл бұрын
If a nerf gun doesn’t work for Whitney, shock collar wouldn’t work for Bundt❤️😂
@whitestguyuknow
@whitestguyuknow 2 жыл бұрын
And whenever he thinks talking super high pitch makes something funny
@mattpenservio
@mattpenservio 2 жыл бұрын
“She was flirting super hard” “Really?” “No” Atta boy, Bert. Never listen. Never change.
@noneyaxbidness
@noneyaxbidness 2 жыл бұрын
“And let me know every time my name came up” the most Bert sentence ever
@ashlynlol5950
@ashlynlol5950 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav yelling “THANK YOU” from the booth to Bert saying Drumline is a banger made me CACKLE 😂😂😂
@cognitivedisruption5375
@cognitivedisruption5375 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: “Drumlines a fuckin banger!” Nadav in background: “Thank youuuuu!!” 😂🤣
@SMFBisme
@SMFBisme 2 жыл бұрын
Had to pause for laughter and also search for this exact comment. More thumbs
@agrother
@agrother 2 жыл бұрын
*Wild cackling ensues*
@FlawdaBoy4
@FlawdaBoy4 2 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be right without Bert interrupting Tom's Vegas story
@noahharrington8883
@noahharrington8883 2 жыл бұрын
But how does it affect me?
@a_roderick1153
@a_roderick1153 2 жыл бұрын
… Tom had a Vegas story?
@kenanbosna1
@kenanbosna1 2 жыл бұрын
@@a_roderick1153 ⁰q1
@botmon.
@botmon. 2 жыл бұрын
Tom sucks at telling stories
@bjornfox5997
@bjornfox5997 2 жыл бұрын
I want to hear the rest of the Vegas story wtf
@paulinaruiz9097
@paulinaruiz9097 2 жыл бұрын
I seriously would love to hear Tom talk.
@theguywiththetail
@theguywiththetail 2 жыл бұрын
28:12 Tom tries to start telling a story about Addison Rae 43:20 Brett stops talking so Tom can continue the story about Addison Rae
@whoisharo4689
@whoisharo4689 11 ай бұрын
Wow - un freaking believable
@jaykaijenkins7967
@jaykaijenkins7967 2 жыл бұрын
Tom can’t even tell his Vegas story without Bert interrupting every time he hears a word he recognizes.
@whatshisname200
@whatshisname200 2 жыл бұрын
He’s very infuriating. His interrupting and how most of his episode is him reciting his character flaws and then going “wow I’m really bad” and making no effort to change anything.
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын
tardero wants to eats his own scrummo, couldn’t care less about his celeb stories
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun 2 жыл бұрын
You guys are too uptight. Bert is simply engaging with each part of the story and adding comedy.
@faceplants2
@faceplants2 2 жыл бұрын
This is how the two friends talk to each other. Clearly, there's a lot of people that like watching them interact. Keep your notes if you're just going to complain about a known, chronic interrupter doing exactly what's expected.
@whatshisname200
@whatshisname200 2 жыл бұрын
@@faceplants2 I get that, this episode is just particularly bad and pretty infuriating at parts so I had to fast forward. Complaint or criticism whatever you want to call it, it’s how I feel so I’m commenting about it. No need to be rude
@Schedule1ne315
@Schedule1ne315 2 жыл бұрын
Bert being back only highlights how this podcast is Tom trying to tell one story, with Bert interjecting every 5 words to derail the flow of the story and drag it out for a 1 hour conversation.
@gutitecuan3463
@gutitecuan3463 2 жыл бұрын
props to Tom for keeping track and just resuming his story 45 mins later 😅
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 2 жыл бұрын
It was fun last time to have him back after so long, but now it's quickly getting back to annoying
@Saghilarious
@Saghilarious 2 жыл бұрын
That's called content buddy
@FasherProductions
@FasherProductions 2 жыл бұрын
Bert manages to ruin every single story Tom tried to tell in this episode, I mean who doesnt want to hear about a leaky water hose over the after party with Drake, McGregor, Chappelle and more?
@jakecob864
@jakecob864 2 жыл бұрын
That's why the podcast is so funny tho right?
@jacobsafford9442
@jacobsafford9442 2 жыл бұрын
Your guys' relationship and the fact that you guys are in the same arena of work is so amazing. Love you guys, and your comedy.
@CameronP07
@CameronP07 2 жыл бұрын
Tom is a great friend and has an amazing ability to not flip out on Bart.
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 2 жыл бұрын
That might be for the best lol. Would you want Burnt asking you repeatedly if you're still mad at him like you're back in 4th grade again? Me, hell no. He's proably also not good at keeping secrets cuz he doesnt remember ppl saying "this is a secret so dont tell anyone". He's basically a grown 4th grader with adhd lol
@Tt-tt9my
@Tt-tt9my 2 жыл бұрын
@@kristiskinner8542 is we
@whitestguyuknow
@whitestguyuknow 2 жыл бұрын
@@kristiskinner8542 I just would not want to hang out with him. We could consider each other friends but spending extended periods of time with a narcissist would be difficult
@gldnsunrising7761
@gldnsunrising7761 2 жыл бұрын
This is why Toms other podcast is called Tom Talks. Because he can. He actually gets to talk .
@Ragnarok6664
@Ragnarok6664 2 жыл бұрын
This is his break
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 2 жыл бұрын
🏆
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
Bert obviously doesn't check out Tom Segura's channel "Tom Talks" (were he has SEVERAL videos discussing music with Talib Kweli ) posted well before this video.
@joshuarogers9323
@joshuarogers9323 2 жыл бұрын
I love Bert a lot, HUGE fan and still waiting for a Seattle date. BUT I want to hear Tom bro out so badly. I bet his bro stories are the best.
@xhandhele
@xhandhele 2 жыл бұрын
"How funny is Talib Kweli? I've never even heard him doing it." - Bart Kerscher 2021
@federicovelarde8113
@federicovelarde8113 2 жыл бұрын
The jealousy that’s going thru berts mind while Tom is talking about Vegas makes me happy
@zachvredenburg2938
@zachvredenburg2938 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's face when Bert says "secrets are only as valuable as that person is to you" is just like "God damnit Bert, where is this going?"
@jeremiahbachmann3901
@jeremiahbachmann3901 2 жыл бұрын
It's saying that Bert is a bad person; he is nice about it, but that doesn't change the fact that he is a horrible friend. People get fooled by this stuff all the time.
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, Tom immediately showing Bert he's wrong: "So that is why you tell EVERYTHING to LeeAnn, right?" Bert: "Yes, I do." Tim: "Do you tell her about xyz?" Bert: "Hold on a second. No, I don't." - Let me work through this theory some more.
@slmott399
@slmott399 2 жыл бұрын
Tom: No fries? Burnt: No, they're not good for you. lmao I am fucking dying
@eliwhitlock5090
@eliwhitlock5090 2 жыл бұрын
“That’s the same place I did my dance video!” Litterally makes everything about himself.
@mitchjennings678
@mitchjennings678 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to hear Tom finish the last 93% of that Vegas story on YMH. Jesus fucking Christ Bert I’m starting to miss the guests. Can literally ANYTHING not be about him?!
@evfields24
@evfields24 2 жыл бұрын
I try to be understanding.. but it’s so fucking annoying
@Madagon367
@Madagon367 2 жыл бұрын
It is what it is. Bert gets sooo excited and just steamrolls every conversation. Just picturing Mark Hamill wondering what he signed up for immediately after meeting Bert for the first time makes me laugh.
@rorypinsky7460
@rorypinsky7460 2 жыл бұрын
sadly no
@huckleberrylachow2202
@huckleberrylachow2202 2 жыл бұрын
finally more and more ppl are seeing this. it’s been like this since the first episode. i haven’t watched a full ep since it started cause bert just annoys the shit out of me before i can finish the episode
@BXBZ88
@BXBZ88 2 жыл бұрын
Celebrity butt kissing Narcisist? Survey says ..... it's the top answer.
@fffraaankkk
@fffraaankkk 2 жыл бұрын
This is why Ari drugged you Bert; secrets.
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
#AriWasRight #BertDeservedWorse
@fffraaankkk
@fffraaankkk 2 жыл бұрын
Every story has 2 sides; and of course burnts narcacistic ass makes himself look like the victim and hero.
@joewilson1164
@joewilson1164 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav’s laughing is getting out of control. Tom needs to read him another death poem.
@recurringintensity
@recurringintensity 2 жыл бұрын
omg the secret conversation & Tom's facial expressions! 😂 I laughed so hard my head hurts!
@grampageoff
@grampageoff 2 жыл бұрын
I found myself yelling "SHUT UP BERT" a lot more than usual this episode
@Knight3434
@Knight3434 2 жыл бұрын
Then go watch something else.
@grampageoff
@grampageoff 2 жыл бұрын
I like yelling at bort its a fun game
@ext93
@ext93 2 жыл бұрын
@@Knight3434 that's not proto, bud
@devindailey598
@devindailey598 2 жыл бұрын
Nah Bert needs to get checked this was a weird one.
@grampageoff
@grampageoff 2 жыл бұрын
if Tommy is telling an insanely cool story let him get it out man good lord
@benGman69
@benGman69 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why Brett hasn't started a TikTok of him dancing to early 2000's R&B, does he even want to be a billionaire?
@therealjlil
@therealjlil 2 жыл бұрын
dude...
@drewstein5403
@drewstein5403 2 жыл бұрын
Two bears one holding Corp get on it
@dalelane1948
@dalelane1948 2 жыл бұрын
His daughter just taught him how to smell things with his nose, give Bart a break eh?
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 2 жыл бұрын
Please God no, my eyes still havnt recovered from that Body Shots tour promo "dance" 😢🤣
@El_Chompo
@El_Chompo 2 жыл бұрын
That is such a good idea. You just know Bert could get super into making 1 minute dance videos and they would go viral
@CharmRoyalz
@CharmRoyalz 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the guy that laughs in the background it’s so much funnier when he laughs 😂😂😂😂
@whitestguyuknow
@whitestguyuknow 2 жыл бұрын
It's Nadav. The Jew
@benreynolds2306
@benreynolds2306 2 жыл бұрын
14 minutes and Im over it 😂 I’ll listen to Toms story on his own podcast
@hamilcross
@hamilcross 2 жыл бұрын
i’ve got a job interview in a few hours. what better way to instill a sense of responsibility and resolve prior to it than watching a functioning alcoholic and a cripple? eta thanks for the well wishes, my jeans!! i was super nervous but i think i did okay. let’s hope they follow proto and give this chomo some money!
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 2 жыл бұрын
45 minutes of questions like: "Please tell us a time you had a conflict with your boss and how you resolved it?"
@bigloudandnoisy3601
@bigloudandnoisy3601 2 жыл бұрын
Best of luck Jeans.
@VDC_EDC
@VDC_EDC 2 жыл бұрын
Y’ALL KNO WHASSA BANANA SPLIT?! Good luck Jean.
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 2 жыл бұрын
If Burnt Chrysler can do it, you can do it. Particularly if you’re white and your grandfather knows the CEO.
@Josh-ub1do
@Josh-ub1do 2 жыл бұрын
Get off your waverunner and kayak there
@mattsamples9002
@mattsamples9002 2 жыл бұрын
Bernt is so jealous of toms story he refuses to believe anything he says
@AD-df5tm
@AD-df5tm 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Bert's big epiphany is that different people like different things. 🤣
@jonbliss1664
@jonbliss1664 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sitting in an airport waiting area for my flight, I had to turn this off I was laughing so hard
@dcelectric6689
@dcelectric6689 2 жыл бұрын
It be real nice if Tom could finish his story anyone of them
@sleep_sounds
@sleep_sounds 2 жыл бұрын
Its so annoying when a story starts on a podcast and then it goes somewhere else
@Spookybetts
@Spookybetts 2 жыл бұрын
I know we don’t actually know Tom, but as YMH day 1 folk, it’s so satisfying to see him become a legit star and get the recognition he deserves. The tightest jeans.
@mmanerd5813
@mmanerd5813 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Bert says ''I love you too'' at the end, you can see that it's coming from the heart. What an authentic pair of fuc@in OG's, you gotta love it. 🔥👊
@joshuapeterson-ives129
@joshuapeterson-ives129 2 жыл бұрын
49:08 is one of my favourite moments in all of 2 bears
@MistuhDabolina
@MistuhDabolina 2 жыл бұрын
The moment of self realization Bert has when he realizes he’s an idiot cause talib did a music set, not a comedy set, made me laugh so fucking hard
@faceplants2
@faceplants2 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind Wrong audience you nutter.
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
Bert obviously doesn't check out Tom Segura's channel "Tom Talks" (were he has SEVERAL videos discussing music with Talib Kweli ) posted well before this video.
@chrisryan2490
@chrisryan2490 2 жыл бұрын
54 minutes in. Only 6% of the way through Toms’ 10 minute story…
@tylershort6649
@tylershort6649 2 жыл бұрын
Thank god Tom has his own podcast bc this is basically Bernard talking to himself
@alecdupont5094
@alecdupont5094 2 жыл бұрын
In this episode: Bert has TOO much energy, Tom never finishes a story.
@huckleberrylachow2202
@huckleberrylachow2202 2 жыл бұрын
it’s like that every episode
@sativarosegold3604
@sativarosegold3604 2 жыл бұрын
Tod needs to record the next episode while Booger is under anesthesia
@samis.y9059
@samis.y9059 2 жыл бұрын
Tom deserves a noble prize for having this level of patience 🏅✨👏🏾
@karlmauk3941
@karlmauk3941 2 жыл бұрын
I like Bert. But damn it he makes it hard. He knows he has a problem. However, instead of working on correcting it. He just stays in cruise control and moves foward
@RickR69
@RickR69 2 жыл бұрын
On the positive note he only has 10 years left tops.
@karlmauk3941
@karlmauk3941 2 жыл бұрын
@Justin Marts the one I'm referencing is the telling secrets
@kristiskinner8542
@kristiskinner8542 2 жыл бұрын
See all the "glad he's back" energy has faded lol. 2nd episode in and its all back to normal
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 2 жыл бұрын
@@kristiskinner8542 .. Good call, last week he actually acted like he wanted to talk about and hear about someone other than himself..,. That didn't last long
@natinanat2238
@natinanat2238 2 жыл бұрын
Bert was like a hyperactive chihuahua in this episode lol i was exhausted just listening to him lol.
@deanvassil
@deanvassil 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Burts face lights up as much as it does when he finds out him and Addison danced at the same studio is both sad and entertaining
@timdegraw1784
@timdegraw1784 2 жыл бұрын
Tom: "and like Chris Brown was there, MGK was there" Brat: "Machine Gun Kelly looks like he's getting even younger, I LOVE MGK!!" Tom: "Fantastic. Not even kind of the point of the story. Want to hear the actual story that's interesting??" Bort: "Not really, can we talk more about things that I really like instead??"
@emilioruiz3737
@emilioruiz3737 2 жыл бұрын
I kinda miss the episodes were Tom got to talk without getting interrupted lmao.
@SouthernOregonOrgani
@SouthernOregonOrgani 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is lacking ANY self awareness, I know he doesn’t mean bad but come on man, the world doesn’t revolve around him....
@Saghilarious
@Saghilarious 2 жыл бұрын
Brat carcans 🤣
@travishasfun
@travishasfun 2 жыл бұрын
I guess I’ll hear all these stories Tom was trying to tell on another podcast later😂😂😂 jeez Bert
@johnwalls6187
@johnwalls6187 2 жыл бұрын
Listening to Bert talk about buying houses makes me realize he will be broke within 2 years if he ever loses Leann. lol
@ThePeteJones
@ThePeteJones 2 жыл бұрын
2 months...
@awc723
@awc723 2 жыл бұрын
more likely dead....
@dustingaddis2423
@dustingaddis2423 2 жыл бұрын
BERT: "DRUM LINE IS A F***ING BANGER BRO!!" Quietly from the back :: thank yooouuuu! LOL
@milojones8508
@milojones8508 2 жыл бұрын
The more Bert talks about this movie the more it sounds like it's going direct to VHS. Not iTunes, not Netflix.. I mean directly to VHS. If your hair stylist doesn't know to cut the stunt guys hair like the stars you know you are in trouble.
@redfive9273
@redfive9273 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 brilliant
@StanleyKubick1
@StanleyKubick1 2 жыл бұрын
and why is LeAnne a producer on it? this sounds like a write-off
@lapincheriatota
@lapincheriatota 2 жыл бұрын
Bert in talks with Betamax
@milojones8508
@milojones8508 2 жыл бұрын
@@StanleyKubick1 its a way to get her in the business/producers guild. It's a way to get her a % instead of just Bert's salary etc.. The Rocks's EX-wife is a producer on all his films. I'm not sure how involved in Hollywood is or if it's just part of the divorce settlement.
@mr.crispy6005
@mr.crispy6005 2 жыл бұрын
This movie will guarantee the biggest load of fifth grade humor bullshit and be so fucking bad I don't know why anybody even thinks Bert's comedy is funny to be honest. Hamill is not a good actor at all. Name me one good movie he's been in since Star Wars. All this shit makes people so butt hurt but it's all true
@MattRussoMedia
@MattRussoMedia 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love that berts giving an ad for WHOOP saying it never comes off while he isn't wearing it haha
@Patrick22022
@Patrick22022 2 жыл бұрын
Why does Bruce describing Addision Rae's looks sound vaguely like he is inspecting a horse. "Great teeth... good eyebrows... I like her nose..."
@seanmorris2869
@seanmorris2869 2 жыл бұрын
i love the guy who laughs in the background when tom just looks at bert like wtf dude 😂😂😂😂
@JohnSmith-ti3oy
@JohnSmith-ti3oy 2 жыл бұрын
Tom needs to be able to press a button and zap Burt with a modified dog shock collar every time he interrupts a story.
@KeweenawPatriot
@KeweenawPatriot 2 жыл бұрын
Tom will eventually get sick of him and start avoiding him.
@christianjoelstraight3453
@christianjoelstraight3453 2 жыл бұрын
Birds impulsivity on telling Secrets is intertwined with his alcoholism
@dralithi
@dralithi 2 жыл бұрын
"can you summize it?" SUMMARIZE BERT, SUMMARIZE.
@davidpowers746
@davidpowers746 2 жыл бұрын
This episode was an absolute return to form. Reminds me of the early episodes.
@77jakebluz
@77jakebluz 2 жыл бұрын
Would've love to hear that Vegas story...Oh, bret.
@erinr650
@erinr650 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's exasperated sigh with Bert at his weigh-ins/Wayans joke was everyone.
@hardcorhedcase
@hardcorhedcase 2 жыл бұрын
It was "everyone"? Wtf does that mean? Does anyone look at what they write?
@erinr650
@erinr650 2 жыл бұрын
@@hardcorhedcase I get it, you're an insufferable bore because you take everything literally.
@jacksonkeogh3320
@jacksonkeogh3320 2 жыл бұрын
Bert and Tom would be huge on tiktok. They're "fuck around and have fun" back and forth would catch on immediately
@blackpagan100
@blackpagan100 8 ай бұрын
This podcast should be called “A child talks while an adult listens”.
@itsalive522
@itsalive522 2 жыл бұрын
Never tell a story around Bert because he’ll never let you finish
@chrisconroy3430
@chrisconroy3430 2 жыл бұрын
Bart needs a conservatorship bad
@timdegraw1784
@timdegraw1784 2 жыл бұрын
His conservatorship needs a conservatorship honestly...
@18Callahan
@18Callahan 2 жыл бұрын
He has one, LeeAnn.
@timdegraw1784
@timdegraw1784 2 жыл бұрын
@@18Callahan $10 says LeeAnn strokes out before 50.
@broadwayij
@broadwayij 2 жыл бұрын
Jamie spears is gonna need a job
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
@@timdegraw1784 : LeeAnn _is_ 50.
@cadonsavala6788
@cadonsavala6788 4 ай бұрын
when bert try’s to figure out what a person does for a living it’s like putting nails on a chalk board it’s never right 😂😂😂
@umomiekiller
@umomiekiller 2 жыл бұрын
Haha i love the thank you from the guys in the back after bert said drum line is a great movie
@rayneh4092
@rayneh4092 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's facial expressions tells us every emotion he's experiencing when Bert starts talking.
@Coopersquibb
@Coopersquibb 2 жыл бұрын
Tim - “beautiful day at Ithica” Ben - “oh he has a lisp” So surprised this went unnoticed
@Saint_Alban
@Saint_Alban 2 жыл бұрын
Now, I know Tom doesn’t get to talk much, but this must be a new record.
@jeremysiddens9232
@jeremysiddens9232 2 жыл бұрын
The energy level during the Express VPN ad was hilarious.
@kane7346
@kane7346 2 жыл бұрын
So it was a nice time listening to Tom for a few months. Welcome to the Bert show.
@beaunthug217
@beaunthug217 2 жыл бұрын
Man this show was really good when Bart was gone
@Griff_94
@Griff_94 2 жыл бұрын
1:09:23 Bert: Saka Soufflé? Tom: Larry King. I was dying 😂
@ericgonzales2893
@ericgonzales2893 2 жыл бұрын
The look on Tom's face just after 40:15, when Burnt confesses his lack of discretion, expresses over a dozen emotions simultaneously.
@voodude8986
@voodude8986 2 жыл бұрын
Tom is the Steve Harvey of podcasts, he’s got an incredulous look for every dumb thing Bart says.
@ctt544
@ctt544 2 жыл бұрын
Hyuck hyuck
@botmon.
@botmon. 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao no shit
@RickR69
@RickR69 2 жыл бұрын
Does Tom also hate homosexuals and women like Steve Harvey does?
@squanchy666
@squanchy666 2 жыл бұрын
I'm looking incredulously at you calling him Bart
@diffusewizard7622
@diffusewizard7622 2 жыл бұрын
@@squanchy666 you're in disbelief that they made a running podcast joke? I'm looking incredulously at you.
@corbindejonge5568
@corbindejonge5568 2 жыл бұрын
That “thank you” after Brent brings up drum line made me spit out my water at work
@mmadrunk
@mmadrunk 2 жыл бұрын
That Vegas weekend was the time of my life!
@homefridge9370
@homefridge9370 2 жыл бұрын
Love the River Bandits hat Bert. Shocked and made my day
@pdd84
@pdd84 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: How funny is Talib Kweli? Tom: He's just got it man.
@patrickbateman7453
@patrickbateman7453 2 жыл бұрын
I was like w-o-w.
@Gastroboi
@Gastroboi 2 жыл бұрын
that was hilarious. the icing on the cake was when he finally realised that yeah of course his set was his music. had me wheezing.
@patrickbateman7453
@patrickbateman7453 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gastroboi too funny
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
Bert obviously doesn't check out Tom Segura's channel "Tom Talks" (were he has SEVERAL videos discussing music with Talib Kweli ) posted well before this video.
@chetterbezly3905
@chetterbezly3905 2 жыл бұрын
Hey everyone don’t forget about Bert’s surgery. In case u didn’t hear it the first 12,000 times he mentioned
@dryerdoor
@dryerdoor 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, don't think he mentioned it at all.
@tonygriffin3464
@tonygriffin3464 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, Bert is having surgery??
@taylordickens7765
@taylordickens7765 2 жыл бұрын
I love how it’s always a therapy session for Bert 🤣
@ethananderson8660
@ethananderson8660 Жыл бұрын
The guy laughing in the background literally makes the podcast every time 😂
@evfields24
@evfields24 2 жыл бұрын
Bert hearing about the huge step up Tom took while he was gone is what I’ve been waiting for lmao
@ryanh5000
@ryanh5000 2 жыл бұрын
Burt seriously needs to be medicated.
@Kwestdaroc4
@Kwestdaroc4 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty good, in-depth phone call at the end. 👍🏼👍🏼
@Mike-mp6rz
@Mike-mp6rz 2 жыл бұрын
Dude the best part of this entire podcast was buddy in the backs "THANK YOUUUUU" after berty said drumline was a banger im crying
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