Mr rift. We need a blooper reel. Because surely you can't have gone through this video without laughing. Please?
@sushixseagull56022 жыл бұрын
YES
@Bajamamut2 жыл бұрын
Pretty please with pancakes? 😇
@asmrwishes2 жыл бұрын
@Triniti J ASMR
@mikhelum2 жыл бұрын
Uncle E been at it for 9 years now, professionals oppose emotions.
@sir_sylveon32602 жыл бұрын
That would be marvelous
@anialator10000002 жыл бұрын
24:30 : "I don't perform this kind of bush treatment to just any of my patients. Only you, you are the only one of my most favorites patients my dear favorite patient" 28:35 "Many patients find that the way I trim their bush is quite relaxing" You two timer.
@Verolmao2 жыл бұрын
TRAITOR
@thesnortfort2 жыл бұрын
How could you
@reptileeli2 жыл бұрын
2:00 he mentions Margaret is our regular bush trimmer, so perhaps we're doing a bit of betrayal ourselves by letting him do it lol
@cannonfodder48542 жыл бұрын
Nah dw, He actually just jumps between time streams to trim your bush across multiple realities. "Many patients find it relaxing" because every patient was you.
@mangoman1096 Жыл бұрын
@@cannonfodder4854 kinda, every patient in all realities are YOU, we are every patient, that’s why everyone recognizes us as the favorite patient because you are every patient and thus you must be the favorite patient. TL:DR-Every patient is a variant of YOU
@Vimipz2 жыл бұрын
Corvus really doesn't seem to beat around the Bush.
@50blessings522 жыл бұрын
...take my like and shut up
@anthonybermudez39112 жыл бұрын
Bad. Bad. You should feel bad.
@a.lex.is.2 жыл бұрын
But he does beak around the bush
@frankaxe67002 жыл бұрын
(Loads shot gun)
@dragonsoul_gaming2 жыл бұрын
o|-
@gazehound2 жыл бұрын
Corvus doesn't even register to me as a character. His voice is so different to E's normal voice that he's just a different person altogether in my mind
@stitchedfreedom2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I legit forget Corvus is on the Ephemeral Rift channel and not his own thing
@PichDextro2 жыл бұрын
It's the same with Margaret for me. Helps that the masks cover E's face. Makes the illusion perfect.
@silent_stalker36872 жыл бұрын
Have mirror footage over lap, have E and Cor in the same video and see you have a crisis of reality
@hangry31022 жыл бұрын
His corvus voice is quite good and unrecognizable from his own. I don't know if ER has done voice acting before but he should.
@kistrel42022 жыл бұрын
I agree...him and Margret i swear are different people...I'll go to my grave with that belief
@empoppe2 жыл бұрын
I never thought as a 32 year old man I'd be having my bush trimmed by a plague doctor but here we are.
@Rid_Of_Thee2 жыл бұрын
Strange world we live in, mate
@TomPaco2 жыл бұрын
@@Rid_Of_Thee w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ Rift 😃👍
@kristopherheiser5382 жыл бұрын
@@TomPaco ... wtf is this comment section.
@tabithathecat2 жыл бұрын
@@kristopherheiser538 -comment section- Rift 😃👍
@PrinceVRC2 жыл бұрын
Well you see, we live in a society. A society where this stuff happens on a regular basis.
@GloveClanOG2 жыл бұрын
Did ER just turn a dirty dad joke/body euphemism, and make an hour video about it? It’s Dad ASMR, hands down
@unholysheepgod12932 жыл бұрын
Yep xD
@srartgaming2 жыл бұрын
I'm the only one who doesn't know what is a dad joke ? 😅
@sweetestprince2 жыл бұрын
No one's doing it like him
@Duck_Guttz2 жыл бұрын
@@srartgaming it's just like a really bad joke, not bad like terrible but so bad it's good Sorta like those jokes where is what's a fish with no eyes called A fsh
@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio31832 жыл бұрын
@@unholysheepgod1293 sun wukong
@LukasASMR2 жыл бұрын
You know it’s a banger when corvus shows up
@jessicadague9292 жыл бұрын
F*** yeah
@OhsweetOhno2 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@brute_dek37132 жыл бұрын
@@OhsweetOhno ur flag ded russians made through near central of ukraine ;-;
@OhsweetOhno2 жыл бұрын
@@brute_dek3713 the thought behind it still counts. As Long as the people consider themselves Ukrainian and not Russian it still means something
@bobthesmallturtleyt17312 жыл бұрын
Nice pun Luke
@George_W_Bush2 жыл бұрын
So Corvus has decided to trim Bush’s Bush? I take quite a lot of pride in my Bush, its bushiness is renowned around the world, so I am happy that the inter-dimensional being Corvus has taken interest.
@anthonyvanderpoel42722 жыл бұрын
Spreading the love for bushiness straight into irak
@sheameyerson42332 жыл бұрын
This comment made me choke on my water oh my god 🤣
@nolifeconsolegamer2 жыл бұрын
I hope Laura doesn’t find out about this George.
@lil__sped5382 жыл бұрын
Thank you former president George Bush
@whatrfrens32992 жыл бұрын
Hey, didn't you die? unless you're zombie bush
@deigowatsitya16142 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but Corvus always makes me feel more comfortable and secure than any other character rift plays as.
@ItzIts2 жыл бұрын
That is something Corvus would 100% do if he was filming a video.
@Rid_Of_Thee2 жыл бұрын
Corvus is the man
@prodDizzi2 жыл бұрын
Its ze german accent yes
@johnmartinez74402 жыл бұрын
It's a strange contrast between the creepy mask and then the unexpected friendliness of the character.
@fts_space_shark2 жыл бұрын
I love Corvus and Dave… and Margaret, lol.
@guitarded20102 жыл бұрын
I just wonder if ER had to do several takes because he started laughing at himself after saying something about “your bush”
@Tavemanic2 жыл бұрын
True but that would be very un-asmrtist of him
@marjoriebutler60652 жыл бұрын
You’d only think he wouldn’t
@thenonfurry2 жыл бұрын
well the video isn’t cut soooo this is saying that no edit: it is, twice in 10 seconds
@ag0ny21912 жыл бұрын
if that’s the size of the bush, i cant even begin to imagine the size of the tree
@dragonesseather2 жыл бұрын
Or the boulders it grew between!
@JB48632pointfour2 жыл бұрын
I can.
@Stella07002 жыл бұрын
Oh my hehe that sounds interesting
@theflyingdoge86092 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the forest thou
@neezynoryu20032 жыл бұрын
@@Stella0700 what
@TheMuteStreamer2 жыл бұрын
Everytime we think uncle E couldn't get better or more out of the box... He comes up with a boxing ASMR, fake lobotomies with deep one Dave, and, not to beat around the bush, stuff like this and Krill your shelf. As I've said before, don't change uncle e
@davidwilliam68122 жыл бұрын
Or change and keep things fresh consistently as he has!
@NationalSecurityAssosiation2 жыл бұрын
Best asmr-ist easily. Btw great pfp
@TheMuteStreamer2 жыл бұрын
@@NationalSecurityAssosiation thx, you too. I love Squidward and his memey goodness.
@Relaxinomicon2 жыл бұрын
Can I put you in my bioreactor plz? :)
@TheMuteStreamer2 жыл бұрын
@@Relaxinomicon nope, but talk to Bill, he might like it! He's a bladder fish, btw
@JB48632pointfour2 жыл бұрын
How am I supposed to sleep when you keep saying “your bush?” “Let me take a look… deep inside your bush.”
@Joeclone-wq3gd2 жыл бұрын
Nobody's gonna talk about the fact that Corvus encountered Agent 47, the other guy wearing a plague doctor mask, (from a previous ER video) and Corvus is one of his targets
@boytoyowo2382 жыл бұрын
Corvus will live on
@RRTSMPlayz2 жыл бұрын
Oh shiz
@johnmartinez74402 жыл бұрын
Nope, nobody's gonna talk about it. Sorry!
@DarkIronPanther2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was also referenced with the Margaret missing situation since she was also one of the targets
@fridgekiwi1922 жыл бұрын
I like that he laughs at the “duties” joke but doesn’t even crack at all the bush jokes. I would’ve been crying trying to keep it in
@EpixSt33Lz2 жыл бұрын
I've had multiple people tell me it would take a amazing doctor to be able to trim my bush. Glad I got it done, thanks corvus!
@torakfett33512 жыл бұрын
- I… 😂 I swear I’m going to pee my pants laughing at the thought! I keep thinking of my huge hedge trimmers too! But they’re rusted and he’s using a “Doctor Who” line on me “Trust me, I’m the The Doctor!”
@Rid_Of_Thee2 жыл бұрын
🧐
@rorystfu2 жыл бұрын
Corvus: "This video is sponsored by the Lawnmower 1.0." Also Corvus: *Pulls out actual lawnmower*
@valentinelarue14652 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@limuelmagbanua31372 жыл бұрын
Is that In the video because time stamp pls
@rorystfu2 жыл бұрын
@@limuelmagbanua3137 LOL no, it isn't
@spyguy8882 жыл бұрын
Now THAT was a notification that was very difficult to explain to my grandma while scrolling through lists of old movies.
@toastthatsbread2 жыл бұрын
Disappointed that your grandma doesn't know the ERU lore
@runawayfaeIX2 жыл бұрын
Is she a member of a nefarious organization? Does your Nan wear a tinfoil hat? Maybe she was only acting like she didn't know Corvus...but was elated to see that he's here to look after her bush
@hannahuy52202 жыл бұрын
“They had us in the first half not gonna lie”
@whiteboyproductions50442 жыл бұрын
Do all KZbin comments make the same unfunny reddit comments or is that just you?
@sortakindageese2 жыл бұрын
@@whiteboyproductions5044 and you’re hating for what reason?
@Holtwizer2 жыл бұрын
@@sortakindageese For the same reason as anyone with common sense. Lacking any creativity gets really aggravating.
@whiteboyproductions50442 жыл бұрын
@@sortakindageese cause I'm a hater
@hannahuy52202 жыл бұрын
@@whiteboyproductions5044 wow so badass he’s a hater
@Scruffy38702 жыл бұрын
I love Corvus so much I wanna just give him a hug and tell him he’s a beautiful doctor who gives the most satisfying asmr
@BrutalWeenielml2 жыл бұрын
Christ?!
@mangoman10962 жыл бұрын
Jesus Herbert Christ?
@LuanAstronomy2 жыл бұрын
😳 jeSUS???
@newfangledtechnology10972 жыл бұрын
Jesus actin a lil SUS for corvus not gonna lie
@drhotcheetos59612 жыл бұрын
You "was" the chosen one
@gameboi21422 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot Corvus... now my friends are gonna go “ i like ur bush g”
@dram37112 жыл бұрын
*smack!*
@dragonesseather2 жыл бұрын
@@dram3711 Depending on what sex you are... dat's gonna hurt. 😂
@abrakupokus12452 жыл бұрын
@@dragonesseather my bUSH!
@LovelessMilo2 жыл бұрын
@@dragonesseather trust me, it hurts either way.
@dragonesseather2 жыл бұрын
@@LovelessMilo Mate, as a female, I know for a fact it doesn't hurt as much...
@katelyndewey11462 жыл бұрын
Paul… my GOODNESS. I saw the title and was like “Why am I not surprised?”
@perryjimenez56292 жыл бұрын
His name is PAUL?!?!?
@chrissie_nicole2 жыл бұрын
@@perryjimenez5629 nope, it's Paul.
@Snorlax8932 жыл бұрын
@@chrissie_nicole thanks for the clarification
@chrissie_nicole2 жыл бұрын
@@Snorlax893 👍
@eschcal98392 жыл бұрын
@@perryjimenez5629 kARL! There's a dead human in our house, Karl! KARL... what did you do?! EXPLAIN KARL!! K...Karl... and you did... oh God.... KARLLLLL
@tsob51112 жыл бұрын
every so often, ER stands for euphemism rift for a few sweet moments
@chadbrown7482 жыл бұрын
Such was the case with his ball cleaning video and his video about the handheld game, Touch me.
@runawayfaeIX2 жыл бұрын
@@chadbrown748 don't forget about his nut sack 🤭
@tunesquicklee2 жыл бұрын
morning wood and krill your shelf will be er cult classics, i'm tellin' you
@alexia37292 жыл бұрын
i wonder if we’ll ever get a video that shows us what corvus likes to do during his breaks
@EphemeralRift2 жыл бұрын
Maybe…
@evietron5000 Жыл бұрын
@@zackgames6819on god!? no cap!? for real!?
@_Tzer Жыл бұрын
@@zackgames6819 Which vid
@zackgames6819 Жыл бұрын
Man i was makin a joke
@_Tzer Жыл бұрын
@@zackgames6819 sad
@JustinYummerz2 жыл бұрын
This man went to home depot, bought three bushes and put on a mask for an asmr video. This is pure dedication.
@turartie2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the script & accent for the character :P
@jonnie_0002 жыл бұрын
I love the way Corvus says bush
@kaboomluong93732 жыл бұрын
“We’re going to see Margaret soon, mark my words” o h n o
@onefordespair2 жыл бұрын
Woah, Corvy - two things 1) I don't want Death by Margaret 2) Be a gentleman and buy me a drink first
@newfangledtechnology10972 жыл бұрын
Not funny, didn't laugh
@onefordespair2 жыл бұрын
@@newfangledtechnology1097 aww do you want a cookie?
@frost.bytten20232 жыл бұрын
@@onefordespair if they don’t I’ll take it.
@xXPhantomXOpheliacXx2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hunny_milk2 жыл бұрын
@@frost.bytten2023 Ayo can we split it?
@nicoledmal2 жыл бұрын
The whole premise of this video made me smile, but I flat out lost it when I heard, "Do you make sure your bush gets enough exercise?"
@annak1ns2 жыл бұрын
how is this man not laughing! “spread your bush apart”
@sofiaisacreepypastafan2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@PamelaAlcantara4387 Жыл бұрын
I had to go to the gynecologist and I played this on the waiting room and it was perfect I love it ❤️❤️
@laurenshayy62972 жыл бұрын
is no one gonna talk about how he put the lil strawberry freshener on his beak at the end ?? jskdjs corvus is such a cutie i love him
@undeadking34442 жыл бұрын
Thanks Doc, it's been hard trying to find time to trim my bush. My partner says I should tend to it more often. Luckily you are here for me.
@agneswell38382 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Corvus! I have been PLAGUED by that enormous bush forever!
@TobiahThornwood2 жыл бұрын
Corvus is far and away my fav, no idea why but I always sleep better when Herr Doktor is looking after me. That being said I do truly believe one's bush should grow freely unless it grows to an unwieldy size. Tis the way of nature, and we must respect her in all her green glory. I nearly died like three times typing this out, I;m so sorry everyone, but it must be done.
@runawayfaeIX2 жыл бұрын
A trim can actually be quite healthy and can even stimulate fresh growth 😁👍
@TobiahThornwood2 жыл бұрын
@@runawayfaeIX Fair enough, I myself prefer the natural method but to each their own, one should take care of their bush as they see fit.
@runawayfaeIX2 жыл бұрын
@@TobiahThornwood hey, as long as squirrels don't get in there and start tearing things up, it's all good!
@TobiahThornwood2 жыл бұрын
@@runawayfaeIX Indeed!
@lotusfae2 жыл бұрын
Well damn, I never thought having someone thoroughly rifle through my overgrown bush would give me tingles in my *upper* body.
@xXIronPeachesXx Жыл бұрын
Upper? Certainly not lol
@ArchaeologyMonster2 жыл бұрын
Margaret's been a little scarce since she 'accidentally' burned down Corvus' office, hasn't she?
@furbyslay48572 жыл бұрын
💀
@RRTSMPlayz2 жыл бұрын
Oof moment
@TheUncivilizedNation2 жыл бұрын
So the alternate universe Corvus might’ve erased her from existence when he destroyed the original universe
@RRTSMPlayz2 жыл бұрын
@@TheUncivilizedNation that... Could be a possibility
@lizziek12292 жыл бұрын
I never leave home without my strawberry scented bush freshener 🤣
@GabrielWolfe2 жыл бұрын
Yesss, I love everything about this. Corvus, ASMR, wonderous puns and puerile humor. *snickers.*
@Joshyboy2252 жыл бұрын
This man has no chill and I love it.
@shadow_entity91912 жыл бұрын
Thank god for Corvus... I was pushing it off for weeks and weeks. I just have been too lazy and had no energy to do it. My girlfriend was already complaining and I got annoyed as well I just have been too lethargic. Thank you Doctor.
@begga75952 жыл бұрын
Gosh, I just can't😂. That takes dad jokes on another level and I love it. You're so creative and get the weirdest yet most interesting ideas for your videos and I think it's great. Please keep it up and don't change the way you make your videos. Greetings from Germany 🇩🇪
@vilebu_the_giant18852 жыл бұрын
ich bin doch nicht allein hier 😅
@rufzdiscord65012 жыл бұрын
ach du auch? :)
@IrisLocke-xf2rl2 жыл бұрын
Endlich! :D Gute nacht
@dmg_ch2 жыл бұрын
*hust* *hust*
@onetakeasmr73112 жыл бұрын
*clicks on the new upload* “time to relax” *reads the title while watching the ad* “HOLD UP WHAT!?!?!”
@emilyfarfadet91312 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral rift's ASMR always works best on me because in addition to being relaxing- they are funny and disarming. Pretty hard for cynicism, racing thoughts and negativity to compete with a plague doctor discussing my bush.
@JohnDoe-fk7fq2 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Corvus, he’s not just my doctor He’s an old friend
@jarneltaviusdavid872 жыл бұрын
ER we need an Opposite Day asmr video. So instead of like “Hope you’re having a wonderful day” it’d be “I hope you’re not having a wonderful day,” and etcetera. I think you’re probably the only ASMRtist that could pull it off well.
@ESKATEUK2 жыл бұрын
Thankyou corvus, my bush has needed a trimming for quite some time according to my other half.
@Amadeus555552 жыл бұрын
You have a separate conscious? Another head or brain perhaps? Fascinating
@DaggerSkullery2 жыл бұрын
@@Amadeus55555 It's a procedure Corvus does sometimes. He takes half a brain from someone better than you, then opens your skull and puts it in there with your original half.
@ESKATEUK2 жыл бұрын
@@DaggerSkullery yes that’s what I had, I saved up for quite some time for it, but worth it in the end :)
@Samantha-pn4zk2 жыл бұрын
I like that he giggles at "duties" but has made an hour long video solely dedicated to bush jokes, which illicts nothing but serious consideration.
@amaraloves2 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple woman! I see Corvus, I smash that like button.
@cantleavethisblank41702 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man, I see Corvus, I smash 😼
@mlsterlous2 жыл бұрын
simple women doesn't exist.
@Dana_BlackUFC2 жыл бұрын
@@mlsterlous simple words are often the most true words
@MattExzy2 жыл бұрын
I do the same for a fantastic bush.
@Stella07002 жыл бұрын
Same girl I'm nit a simple woman but I hard simp Corvus
@thelemon00012 жыл бұрын
All these absences really gotta come up in Margaret's performance review at some point. She's just lucky she's married to the head physician.
@Evistopheles Жыл бұрын
This will be so hard to explain to anyone who sees my KZbin history using just words alone. It defies definition but I can assure you I was laughing my butt off.
@unholysheepgod12932 жыл бұрын
There's got to be a thousand reasons why I love this character, but this has to be the video I'm gonna use to explain why lol
@PyronusSouria2 жыл бұрын
The buildup to the return of Margaret has been intense
@Armando_DA2 жыл бұрын
Now get Corvus to prepare us a salad in a bowl, toss it, if you will.
@DaviSousaC2 жыл бұрын
*Do you mind if i, beak, your salad?*
@Madara_Uchiha69420 Жыл бұрын
Hell nah ☠️
@matthewbanes6591 Жыл бұрын
@@Madara_Uchiha69420hell yeah
@DelayedPenalty2 жыл бұрын
My bush has never looked better! Thanks, Corvus!
@LukasASMR2 жыл бұрын
😌
@KatBatwings2 жыл бұрын
Corvus is the only one I'd trust to trim my bush
@BiyondoBāsudei2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for trimming my bush, Corvus. I was a bit busy with investigations so I neither had the time nor motivation to trim it.
@LukasASMR2 жыл бұрын
L? 😃
@plague97742 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the trim Corvus
@Shizenburger2 жыл бұрын
am i the only one who would want a ER blooper reel cause no way in hell could he be keepin a straight face during one take haah
@elcamino66992 жыл бұрын
I was just trying to fall asleep to this but sipmply can't. It's good ASMR, but I just can't stop laughing.
@thesimplord10632 жыл бұрын
this man is beyond genius
@TheAtomicPotato2 жыл бұрын
"Something about bushes... It just.. gets me a little excited." Okay, Corvus...
@sofiaisacreepypastafan2 жыл бұрын
😏
@Zimtblut2 жыл бұрын
I can't help it but "Strawberry-Scented-Corvus" sounds like a special limited edition from the Arkham-Sanitarium merchandise collection 🙃
@WhippieKippy2 жыл бұрын
"Do you mind if I touch your bush? I hope you don't mind" I am not sure if this bush is a plant that I own or attached to my body but sure I guess go for it
@What-lr8uz2 жыл бұрын
Ü
@ellamfw2 жыл бұрын
thank god! i was waiting for an appointment to get my bush trimmed!
@maksymilians9312 жыл бұрын
Paul is the chaotic good uncle that drops inappropriate jokes when you least expect it.
@ulyssessgrant99072 жыл бұрын
I deeply thank you for thi extraordinary bush trimming !
@patrickcurran39162 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing he got this idea from the winter cyclone bomb or whatever it’s called. Everyone’s bringing in their plants and covering their “bushes” so they don’t freeze. He was probably on the middle of moving all his plants and thought “I have a perfect idea” lmao
@thecabinwitch66892 жыл бұрын
But it’s fake and why would people have plants out in the winter in the Midwest where he lives? Why would it be bad for bushes to freeze? How would you bring a bush inside? I have so many questions lol
@mike69162 жыл бұрын
25:20 I could've sworn for a moment the mask looked like it blinked
@goronimus3042 жыл бұрын
When the bushes are trimmed, the tree stands taller.
@Zimtblut2 жыл бұрын
😂
@sofiaisacreepypastafan2 жыл бұрын
Imao
@jdprettynails2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Corvus....it's uh....been a while since I had my bush trimmed.
@ragnaros92 жыл бұрын
If someone asked me as a kid what I wanted to do when I grow up, I would have said "fish-man performing fake lobotomy to a pineapple" video connoisseur. "Plague doctor trimming your bush" video connoisseur turned out to be an even more impressive feat. My parents are proud.
@pizzam4nn2 жыл бұрын
Corvus... You could've taken me to dinner first.
@HanaMiko2 жыл бұрын
I want to relax and sleep but I just keep bursting into fits of laughter throughout all of this 🤣🤣😂
@Stella07002 жыл бұрын
Now I hard simp for corvus I live this so much! Your seriously the most unique ASMR channel I've seen
@losingmymind6112 жыл бұрын
Really sir how in the goddamn is this a thing you not only thought of but ran with and planned out in detail Zero complaints, I watched the whole thing and giggled for a solid hour. Just...how.
@Pikaboi_2 жыл бұрын
I knew it was gonna be a good day when I see Corvus in the KZbin notifications
@zamuy124792 жыл бұрын
I can tell it's one of the good videos because I've fallen asleep to it 6+ times in the past two weeks, and never got past the beginning. It'll wear off eventually,it always does, but rift will have another few greats by then, so the cycle doesn't end.
@feliciaski2 жыл бұрын
This made me so happy 😃 today. Luckily I have to wear a mask at work, otherwise, everyone would have seen me grinning ear to ear. Absolutely delightful! Always a new surprise.
@LukasASMR2 жыл бұрын
Er just makes our days and it’s wholesome
@sekoncen95592 жыл бұрын
Ah thank you, my bush was definitely in dire need of trimming!
@ExoticFireGirl2 жыл бұрын
Always liked your corvus videos. This was gold, asmr and laughter are a good combination. The bush pecking was my favorite, it was hilarious.
@xXIronPeachesXx Жыл бұрын
CORVUS THIS WAS NOT THE KIND OF TINGLES I WAS ANTICIPATING 😳
@laureningham91112 жыл бұрын
I JUST opened KZbin and this is the FIRST THING i see? Absolute perfection.
@Not_CrayonS2 жыл бұрын
"Do you make sure your bush gets enough exercise?" is not a question I was prepared to answer.
@morefluid_thanwater Жыл бұрын
Unsure if he will see this, but my absolutely favorite part was the Spritzing with Margaret's formula - the quiet breathing and the sounds of the bottle gave me tingles like you wouldn't believe! I'd love to see this trigger again in the future
@feraltrafficcone44832 жыл бұрын
You knew _exactly_ what you were doing with that title. Also, I never knew I’d be sitting here listening to a plague doctor waking me up to inspecting my bush
@Hikenights2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend will definitely appreciate this bush trim. Thank you Corvus
@phantomhat16652 жыл бұрын
I love you corvus! Your my favorite person in the whole galaxy and existence of time!
@legionfusion4372 жыл бұрын
Corvus never gets old...
@RobertShippey2 жыл бұрын
That’s all the time travel
@lastcrazyhorn2 жыл бұрын
Yes, it’s good to let the bush breathe. Otherwise, it might start to . . . smell.
@sofiaisacreepypastafan2 жыл бұрын
😭🤚
@ireaxxie2u2 жыл бұрын
Mmmm cheesy
@alexishernandez11282 жыл бұрын
The beak freshener bit was the cutest thing ever
@rwlong882 жыл бұрын
‘Beaking your bush’, bloody hell 😂
@sofiaisacreepypastafan2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@TrickyyCluckk2 жыл бұрын
I need a bush barber to give me that FADE
@Zimtblut2 жыл бұрын
20:16 - 20:36 Is that so? Well, I happen to know someone you should absolutely meet. To be fair, he is a bit cucu and prefers rusty spoons but I'm sure you'd get along swimmingly😇
@coopercan2 жыл бұрын
“Ah, a Halloween candy wrapper in your bush.”
@LukasASMR2 жыл бұрын
😃💀
@sofiaisacreepypastafan2 жыл бұрын
😏
@nickkarion2 жыл бұрын
Average ASMRtists: *get sponsored by Manscaped* ER: *trims bushes*
@MrAlekoukos2 жыл бұрын
Hey Corvus, i know you are tired of my bush seed. Everytime i visit your shop, i can see the look on your face""I can't put up with your bush seed growing so fast anymore!". You have seen so many bush seeds through the millenia, but this one takes the cake! I got it from a guy who was full of bush seeds and claimed to have the best ones ever created yet. Oh the power, the growth of this one. I couldn't handle any of my bush seed uncontrollable gains. I woke up surrounded by bush seed, leaves and branches every day. This is too much to handle, especially when you have to go to work early in morning. That's why i entrusted you with my bush seed. Thanks for handling my bush seed for so long. Much love! Keep on rocking!
@lebz7522 жыл бұрын
I screamed when I read that title 😂😭😭
@RakshaStormRider972 жыл бұрын
I choked on my hot chocolate throughout this by laughing too hard. I would like a blooper reel please, sir.
@WarblingMarbles8 ай бұрын
Coming back to this 2 years later - as I often do - and cannot help thinking just how good the sounds from 25:17 onward are. I hope one day we get a new beaking video of our dearest herr doktor giving our bush some more TLC. Maybe by now that sample he took has grown into its own lovely bush upon which he can peck to his heart's content?