The Plague Patient [ Plague Doctor ASMR ]

[@legoflitwick3702]

*-I will determined if you have the plague. What's your name ?* -*Tony* -*You have the plague.*

[@hamgobbler9160]

Plague Doctor well... that escalated quickly

[@strife9265]

You have the plague as well my doctor.

[@sml2k186]

Thanks Hans

[@plaguedoctor_139]

Plague Doctor Oh hey Plague Doctor.

[@kailanofficial]

Rip tony

[@queenluci6664]

"tis the season for an outbreak" me in 2020: Corvus my boy, you have no idea

[@scp-682-cu6]

I think he was singing this same song in a recent upload too

[@rocketshrooms5276]

Also he took most of our stuff and I wonder why

[@jordanm9109]

watching while in quarantine,lol

[@Demonic_Pulsar]

Ah yes corvis

[@diabolusabinfernum3461]

Influenza, measles, and ze plague

[@ajarcade7315]

Corvus: You might have the plague WebMD: You are already dead School Nurse: Here's an ice pack now go back to class

[@mysryuza]

PFFFFFFFFT XD

[@esztergal3141]

At our school we can go home anytime we want to, but we need to warn the teachers.

[@thomasnolastname8734]

School Nurse: Oh your arm has twisted 180 degrees and all the veins have torn? Put a wet paper towel on it and *SACK UP*

[@jessicae2690]

SCP-049: P E S T I L E N C E

[@focalpoint._]

Dear god please don’t do that

[@leolavender6457]

"all relaxed? All calmed?" Pulls out to bright red punching gloves *G o o d.*

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Wait Corvus no-

[@maskedgunbamboo8138]

hol up Corvus plea-

[@WafflezWythSyrup]

Ayo Corvus we can talk about it- 😵🥊🥷🏿

[@heirapparent4872]

Slowly brandishes cane G o o d

[@maskedgunbamboo8138]

@@heirapparent4872 corvus why

[@ikerexposito373]

The asmr that made sleep half of Europe

[@arcsgames3111]

i might upload on r/cursed comments

[@notsocrazytank707]

@@arcsgames3111 please do, this may be just the Panacea for the Plague

[@etherealjaunt356]

So dark

[@lightningzone]

I thought it was one third of the people died

[@DwightLivesMatter]

Plague Gaming Keep Reddit outside of KZbin.

[@attalkiseer]

I never thought a man that is allowed to cut off all of my limbs at once would make me sleepy

[@karwratho9917]

Of course it would make you sleepy have you heard of blood loss

[@jesusreyes5552]

@@karwratho9917 lol

[@Knife_ToMeetYou]

When you sleep you’ll wonder where your leg is and why your on the street.

[@aangrylemon1291]

Karwrath O best frickin response ever! 🤣🤣🤣

[@narrator_hartmann]

Karwrath O Our limbs

[@3amshreddedcheese304]

Corvus sucking and pushing liquid from a needle as he stare directly into my soul is one of the most unsettling yet calming things I have ever witnessed. Somehow either way it makes me laugh.

[@juicypancakes2004]

Wait I thought that I had ate you ten minutes ago

[@croquettes1937]

@@juicypancakes2004 lol

[@Fnafplushvids]

ILL CHASE YOU

[@VampireGrl4eva]

You’re absolutely correct, it’s hilariously uncomfortable and I loved that moment

[@thatreddude8796]

I think your profile pic sums it up pretty well

[@Shrek4onbluray]

Me, in 2020: "Hey Corvus, how's business?" Corvus: "BOOMIN"

[@laurajaynenolan2149]

🤣

[@fearful_light176]

Nope it's NUKING!

[@DamnMascus]

It’s coughing

[@themoltenedge1148]

Maybe it's Maybelline

[@martinarupe8099]

Corvus be dancing on COVID money

[@winglesspegasi]

“Do you know anyone else with the plague? Asking for a friend.” “Maybe you are royalty, it’s not my business... are you royalty?” “Do you want a boonana? Here’s a boonana.” “This needle isn’t for you.” (Pulls out giant needle) “This one is!” Corvus is a godly being.

[@croquettes1937]

🅰️ll Hail Corvus 🆑️emmons

[@anastasialoveless677]

I need to see this TIMESTAMP

[@venomasmark14]

Doctors: here's a little needle, you'll feel a small pinch, then all over! Dentists: this 10 foot needle goes into your mouth, now don't swallow or inhale, or this mixture of numbing may cause your organs to fail (not how novacain works as far as I know, don't freak out) Corvus: *mixing random shit together* ah, yes, the skin from my great great grandmother, very good woman, very nice, and here we are *giant needle that probably hasn't been cleaned* now let's find that main blood vein

[@mecalico9617]

Thats my boy

[@isobelwilliams6121]

Fishy Ginko when did this happen in the video?

[@SkullMinePro]

" 'Tis the season for an outbreak! "

[@desmondmoonbear4143]

Herpes outbreak 😏

[@mecalico9617]

Tra la la la, la la la!

[@umbreonx7922]

SkullMinePro falalalalala

[@HanaNoMachi]

Don we now our birb apparel

[@sapphire911]

Mary outbreak day !😄

[@liamjones2448]

I bet you were miserably hot. Sitting in that costume for 90 minutes. We appreciate your sacrifices.

[@seanmichel3401]

He likes wearing it

[@It_Do_Go_Down05]

Hehe you have 69 likes your welcome brother

[@eeskm2420]

jack jackson your a legend

[@meepmeep3688]

I'm pretty sure that there is a fan in the background

[@dreamspacealt]

@@It_Do_Go_Down05 569*

[@ItzJustAli]

I still love the fact that a Plague Doctor just said "seems legit".

[@This-is-not-K]

Seems legit

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

Keep in mind he’s a *Time traveling* Plague Doctor

[@scottschlichemeyer8270]

when did he say this I saw the 15th century phone and went to it

[@just1randomguy658]

@@scottschlichemeyer8270 He says it at 11:31

[@FlareFluff]

bro that hapoened jsut as i read this

[@msharkarts3922]

7:37 “Uh... shit” -Corvus Clemmons

[@azze3096]

Watched this multiple times and somehow I’ve never noticed it but now I can’t Not hear it thank you lol

[@noahdouglas2390]

huh

[@lancekings3206]

Did he edit it out :(

[@degeneratesupreme860]

@@lancekings3206 no the timestamp is just a little to far ahead

[@yesto3rrishuman]

@@degeneratesupreme860 where is it?

[@spawner2469]

From what i can guess, the Corvus with the white mask is the true/original corvus and the ones with the black mask and with a brown mask are either future/past/alternate versions of him, his students, or impostors.

[@cdsatcher]

Spawner24 Nah, he just likes wearing different masks.

[@chrisledbetter9278]

Gonk Droid He got a heart, so.

[@ShubShubs]

Can’t a beech just look cute and turn the fuck like damn.

[@canigetawater]

He's fashionable

[@emrys6559]

I think they're brothers, the white mask one has significantly fewer morals tho

[@commiethecommie9534]

Scp 049 when he got out of medical school

[@huntermace1221]

That's exactly what I thought, lol

[@irishdoggo6875]

I knew someone would reference 049

[@valkaerie8715]

@@irishdoggo6875 For some reason, a large amount of ppl (mostly 10-13 year olds) seem to think scp invented the concept of plague doctors

[@abrahamspellman9399]

I detect the pestulince

[@thee20thdoctor18]

I was actually thinking so, a lot of things he says don’t make sense, but would make sense for a omnipresent being

[@Papashaft]

When your wife tells you she wants more role-play in the bedroom

[@H3ART55]

Lol

[@BAYKING_316]

Say less 🥶🥶🥶

[@jimboonie9885]

The

[@MISNFITS]

Bubonic

[@crabemoticon6552]

Is

[@jqv002]

"I like bonanas" " do you like bonanas??" "Heres a bonana"

[@noobjo.mp4196]

MMMMMM BONANAH

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

lol

[@rileyshugart2808]

"Nibble nibble..." xD

[@ItsLushyy]

...no...

[@funnyfish2]

😂

[@EndertheDragon0922]

Why in the Nine Hells did I let this man inject a barbecue mixture into me? I must be as crazy as he is.

[@mixmaster6226]

Out of almost 6k comments I've run into 2 of yours so far. Lol

[@EndertheDragon0922]

mix master Lol yeah sometimes I leave multiple if they’re unrelated to each other but I try not to leave too many. Those are my only two

[@chloec.8077]

Lmfao

[@iameverywhere4604]

Yas dude

[@Magimus]

because he is bord boi who came here on a scooter from the highway at 120 MPH to cure you. feel appreciated.

[@bearyllovely]

Corvus is the nicest plague doctor you'll ever see! And if you have the plague, he's probably the last person you'll ever see.

[@daxtonriggs9228]

furry

[@austinharrison7515]

Yes i am so what of it if he is?

[@Lewkah]

Hes the nicest because hes the only true friend till the end

[@sceptile6375]

IceFlopper SCP-4999 Ain't he a sweetheart

[@Angiesunshine13]

Spacecrusade nah, I’ve survived his remedy many times, you’ll be fine

[@wannabe-werecat]

"A little pinch, right" _Sir. You've punctured my jugular._

[@wolfyboy]

i am currently bleeding to death, VERY quickly! XD

[@olderalt.4066]

Oh my god i didn't know what a jugular was and i searched it up in youtube and now I want to delete my memories

[@_Courier_6]

Ohy bit rude to put that needle in me crotch innit

[@RegressorJin]

@@_Courier_6Australian?

[@rustkarl]

@@RegressorJin More British than Australian.

[@hyenacinth8970]

"This bone of unicorn is an extremely delicate property, and any misuse of it is a terrible mista-" *Drops it* "OH SHI-"

[@synth2257]

Ella 611 *universe explodes*

[@crypticshyguy9170]

WHEEZE

[@alyssa7867]

When is this?

[@lurkingmoth]

Timestamp op?

[@_justahomosexual_5176]

@@lurkingmoth years later and still no timestamp

[@sparkflames_ao]

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks Corvus is so adorable in how clumsy, innocent and soft he is to the patient, even the voice he chooses for him, even his humor, I absolutely love it! I hope to see more of Corvus the plague doctor ♡

[@alex-iu6rj]

same tho

[@martinarupe8099]

Deez

[@Sas_sketelon]

Bonanas :]

[@renewius4932]

Corvus revived in 2020 to be the boss battle against COVID-19

[@t0xc._.trdget289]

fr

[@warchilledgaming6789]

When you’re 10 minutes into plague and chill and he gives you that look 56:11

[@stephaniehutchinson6740]

Nice comment stealing ;)

[@cynthiahanna3212]

* slow gurgling noises *

[@ellepanda6551]

I lost it. 😂

[@valkaerie8715]

@@ellepanda6551 That's 56 minutes into plague and chill tho

[@focalpoint._]

Please stop staring at me

[@Brainwave101]

Me: *falling asleep* Corvus: "This? Dehydrated Smurf" Me: *bursts into laughter*

[@theblackkat2164]

XD what the hell would that look like? ._. what does smurfette look like on a UTI? XD welp, I think this is going to be a continuous joke.

[@synth2257]

robinhood123454140 51:19 - 51:26

[@maksymilians931]

Me: *Falls asleep* Corvus: You want me to order ze pizza? My stomach: *GURRRRGL*

[@GlitchyInventor]

SAME XDD

[@jdprettynails]

"Huh....this looks like salt...." Funny that.

[@augustovasconcellos7173]

Of course KZbin decides _now_ would be the time to recommend this to people

[@nicolenelson8426]

No joke! And yet, here I am. LOL

[@croquettes1937]

And how did you not find this before? Your algorithm is messed up

[@xflashrulesx9698]

Man if you found this before this pandemic why are you coming back to it. If you are here because it’s good and you frequent it wouldn’t you stop looking at comments eventually. Not you Augusto

[@Plague_Boi_Bobbo]

I've already watched every corvous vid.... I'm sure you can tell why.

[@watchoutitsthenerd9624]

The delicious irony

[@fainepeony7390]

"That needle is not for you." Me: Oh that's a relie- *pulls out giant ass needle" "This needle is for you" Me: OH MY GOD

[@staceyevans2315]

Rip Faine Peony

[@weebasian4129]

For a second I thought you said *ASS* needle.

[@dollettaa]

weeb asian They did... Giant ass needle

[@sadfruit9621]

Skyler Peblo. Good luck ass

[@fatjuicytaco]

at this point, i think i’ll take my chances than risk getting murdered by a needle longer than a school bus

[@reydragonclaw1128]

Corvus real slick asking for the keys to our castle like, "I'll only come over when it's necessary" Idk why but I imagined that as a pickup line XD

[@schmackeyjunior666]

I’d trust him with my life… if he could find it first

[@lourdes9695]

I like how he says "we hope to open a facility in the Americas" but then realizes it hasn't been discovered so he says "that has not been discovered"

[@kitanaisunshine1057]

Doesn't he do time travel?

[@TheCompleteMental]

Legend says this was columbuses great great great grandfather

[@thecabbagefarmer1142]

HES FROM THE FUTURE

[@LuciusPepega]

The like number was 69 but yet your username is The Catholic this is great XD

[@warriorjason2763]

Saint Of Anjou lol sucks being in the 1400’s - 1500’s

[@LinnyTheGuinea]

My little brother is scared of plague doctors. He thinks they were birds who got plague and mutated into humans.

[@Ugli.]

Linny the Guinea my little brother cries each time I listen to any asmr that involves Corvus he thinks that he is gonna kidnap me then make me into a plague doctor too. You are not alone on this one😅😅

[@valkaerie8715]

Buy a plague doctor mask online and wake him up wearing it for some real fun

[@warkiniskandervolselli]

Valkaerie Yes

[@Uzil_RAAM]

LMAO

[@xenomorph1595]

Tell him they where the masks to not die

[@mechface]

ok i feel like i have to bring this to everyone's attention this is the best frickin asmr character to exist in the history of ever

[@daisymay6505]

YES

[@Uzil_RAAM]

YES IT IS

[@judecyphert3375]

Yes

[@ilgj05]

IDK, I kind of like Yuri from his ussmr vid...,

[@ariagrimm6995]

Corvus is perfectus

[@etherealhawk]

Corvus: *stares directly at the camera* Corvus: *pumps squidgy syringe without looking away*

[@uhoh6706]

18:37 Poor bird boi is spooked

[@rating_starsx7033]

O no it was cute

[@Takkion]

Wtf is wrong with you furries

[@derekthespatula9346]

2 spooky 4 meh

[@pxnapplewxrdo2526]

@@Takkion life is.

[@pxnapplewxrdo2526]

@@Takkion I'm not a furry, but they annoy me a lot (vandalism)

[@Dantido]

-Corvus as a plague doctor. -Corvus as a stomach doctor. -Corvus as a psychologist trying to reduce your stress. -Corvus trying to control your mind. - ̶S̶C̶P̶-̶0̶4̶9̶ Corvus as an obsessive plague doctor associated with the SCP Foundation.

[@youngdebbis]

Rescairo [SCPF] a stomach doctor *

[@AtomicBezerk]

Totally not associated with a foundation that shall be unnamed and rhymes with Jessy pee **LAUGHS NERVOUSLY**

[@smileakari2272]

-SCP-049- Corvus and -SCP-035- Margaret Are with eachother

[@TheyCallMeTheMonth]

fuck no im outta here

[@focalpoint._]

PEC's Crown I thought Margaret was with Professor Clemmons?

[@Alabaster1]

"Got the plague? Don't worry about it!" If they had commercials back in the day, this would have been the slogan of an apothecary.

[@valeriasernabedoya8970]

I actually could see it on a poster in the village streets: Got the plague? Don't worry about it! Call Dr. Corvus and you'll be flying over the rainbow!

[@geneticlifeformanddiskoper2591]

56:12

[@valeriasernabedoya8970]

@@geneticlifeformanddiskoper2591 **stares intensively into your soul*

[@LordNorthx]

56:20 “I like the sound of that” -𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥-

[@co_Ia]

Ikr he just stared at us with a syringe

[@rasdadasdadsdadsadadd]

PEOPLE WITH A DIRTY MIND WILL UNDERSTAND

[@Kazughost]

I can't read the end part hhhh

[@ultimadragonlord6764]

Jokes on him I don't have a soul

[@psychedelicowl3275]

@@ultimadragonlord6764 you bong have a soul, maybe try again bud

[@redsharp2]

Corvus is basically a DnD character.

[@thatgothiccgirl3604]

The most chaotic DnD character anyone could make

[@mothball-8324]

What's dnd? I'm now interested

[@vintxsxsh881]

Greaser Ghost Dungeons and Dragons, i‘ve never played but it seems like an amazing game, though

[@mothball-8324]

@@vintxsxsh881 oh yeah! Ik what that is,I should know that lol. I just forgot I guess. Ty

[@weebwhacker6217]

@@mothball-8324 .....*BOI IF YOU DONT GET*

[@genericlegoshiguy553]

When Corvus is on the phone. Pizza Guy "Are they going to die" Corvus "No no, not like the other ones" I think I laughed for about ten minutes before I came back.

[@thesaltyseadoggo246]

This one has oil so ill let him live for now

[@LinnyTheGuinea]

Rovan Dovan I subscribed to you because your profile pic is so FREKIN cute

[@mruntitled1344]

Rovan Dovan I said to myself but I don't think any one would know so I did t write it lol dude

[@cowboyfrankcastle9720]

He's going to be really busy this year..

[@jayedt8059]

This one comment stands out... Idk why but its good.

[@yaboired3378]

He gonna get corona from this year

[@georgerichman4748]

Nice 👍

[@Christ-my-king]

Hey bats how’s mom and dad

[@cowboyfrankcastle9720]

@@Christ-my-king dead as usual.

[@CHYRRUPINZAZ]

I saw this video when it premiered and saved it to a playlist. Today I saw it again because I like it a lot and it hit me like a bucket of cold water to see that it is 7 years old.

[@P1ggz]

"Zis needles not for you" *Thank God* "ZIS ONE IS" *O Shit wut up*

[@Prfctly_Misalignd]

I think of Edward Richthofen when I read this comment.

[@johnallen3542]

TheRedRyder Gaming me too 😂😂😂😂

[@LowBigGunsLowBigGuns]

Black Bart same here

[@compacharlyRecords]

TheRedRyder Gaming the Richthofen from call of duty nazi zombies?

[@ExedyDoesStuff]

Carlos Vazquez yea

[@pepsigaming17]

Corvus: A man pushes a car to a hotel and shouts "bankrupt", why? Me: *what if the man is pushing his car INTO a hotel, effectively destroying all the furniture, glass, interior, and possibly architecture of the structure. He shouts "bankrupt" because if he's able to afford the payment to repair the hotel, he'd be bankrupt. That's why he shouted "bankrupt".* Corvus: He was playing Monopoly.

[@willgrayson7540]

My brain be like:

[@johncasas1283]

Corvus is dumb 😑

[@lyoso222]

@@johncasas1283 HOW YOU DARE TO SAY DUMB TO CORVUS

[@johncasas1283]

@@lyoso222 I did lol

[@yin4331]

The leather gloves sound like crunching snow when you walk on it in winter.

[@user-pl9co8cq4z]

Like that sound

[@yuriang_8050]

There's no snow in my country:/

[@stephanie1733]

And it's glorious

[@nowellahhh]

As opposed to walking on snow during the summer.

[@lolipops980]

@@yuriang_8050 same here

[@trillberd]

this video is especially fun to watch when you're actually sick, you really get the full experience

[@SarahBurlingame-jf3if]

Not really. I can't breathe through my nose

[@h1rozumi1]

18:38 I love the way he flinches at the flashlight 😂

[@EndertheDragon0922]

I thought that was funny too lol. I wonder whether he actually startled himself or was just doing it as part of the act?

[@casserole2007]

Ik it made me laugh too

[@rosetrap]

Back in that time they didnt have electricity.... I think.... 😶🤔

[@croquettes1937]

@@rosetrap what about that 15th century water bottle

[@rosetrap]

@@croquettes1937 they didnt have that either

[@ivyisprey]

*is bleeding out on the floor trying to pinch my jugular closed* Doctor: let me order a pizza. You want some? *gurgles* Doctor: oh good. Let me call him!

[@theprophetofthepastagod5633]

Volf how rude, a nice doctor offers to order you pizza and *YOU* have the audacity to bleed on the floor!?!?

[@dickatry2854]

I would still say yes.

[@marcellarisa7239]

The prophet Of the pasta gods ruined the carpet as well

[@jengabunny757]

IM LAUGHING THIS THREAD IS EVERYTHING

[@numb7556]

@@dickatry2854 same

[@brandoncook1345]

“Some day we hope to open a facility in the Americas.” “Which have not yet been discovered” “Seems legit” WHAT

[@focalpoint._]

Timestamp?

[@kuyarickkelley4719]

Lol I just got to that part, its around the 6 -7 minute mark

[@kaylaherrera4274]

6:03

[@juletlandret6329]

😂😂😂

[@radovansotek4544]

"You like bonanas?" "Yes Corvus, I like bonanas."

[@omegadragons321]

“we all like bonanas :)”

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

Kris get the Bonana

[@cfruge444]

Obligatory "Friendship is Magic, Bitch" joke.

[@LadyOfMetal_666]

I know this comment is 3 yrs old, but I'd love a "You like Bonanas?" Shirt. 🤣💀

[@Syrange13]

I love the timeline you are building, and Corvus is becoming one of my favourite characters of all time, period. His calmness, and how he takes his time with everything is perfectly explained by him being immortal.

[@HeavenRoadV]

Syrange13 he is?

[@ZexionTheBard]

That and he has items from the future

[@thesummeridied]

Him:Let me call him using my *15th century phone* Me:....did he just break the 4th wall?

[@geneticlifeformanddiskoper2591]

56:12 ( s t a r I n g )

[@timlescolan6744]

that's an anacronysm breaking the 4th wall is knowing and sharing the fact that you are a fictional character or speaking to the viewer (when he isn't part of the video so asmr roleplay is not 4th wall breaking)

[@meepmeep3688]

@DerBoss hey don't be a meanie

[@croquettes1937]

4th wall has been broken

[@mrhalfwit972]

no he broke the 5th wall but we don't talk about that one

[@zixea5385]

PREPARE THE LEECHES!

[@-dear-dark-dilemma-47]

BREACH FOR LEECH

[@jackthedog5955]

Ooooooh nooooooo! All the leeches died!

[@poker8086]

GET THE SCISSORS

[@bede1233]

GET THE MERCURY BATH READY!

[@pianopanicattack]

GET THE DEHYDRATED SMURF

[@StikkOfficial]

I died when he asked are you good and relaxed, then pulled out boxing gloves😂😂

[@cfruge444]

I legit thought he was gonna beat the shit outta me.

[@catschlawgin]

Well,the timestamp did say *K N O C K I N G O U T* your stress

[@Gracovitz]

@@catschlawgin A concussion is ze best medicine ven you dont have anesthesia, my dearest patient.

[@BH-du1dw]

I have no idea how uncle E is able to pull off this voice yet sound so different in real life

[@sp52pi]

He should be a voice actor when he retires from his day job.

[@indeed7289]

he already is an actor/dancer

[@kennynitro17]

...Like a private dancer?

[@cyb1l__]

BH It's called practice :)

[@kennynitro17]

Well, not ALWAYS. Just when I have material.

[@ajgutierrez2351]

Doctor: don't worry I will only come over when it is necessary Ten years later Doctor: I ran out of toilet paper

[@ColtonWatson]

Anthony Gutierrez Seems pretty necessary to me

[@crypticshyguy9170]

THE NAME AND PROFILE JUST MAKE THIS 20X BETTER

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

lol

[@Uzil_RAAM]

LMAO

[@genjishimada450]

define normal mr N o r m a l

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

"Someone who will remain nameless. *Cough* Margaret *Cough* " Damn, I wish we knew who it was...

[@neoniakitsama]

Yeah I wonder wh- (HACK) Margaret (HACK)

[@trevormitchell4161]

where is that part at?

[@douglaszavala428]

Trevor Mitchell Its between 0:00 and 1:27:55 :3

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

Trevor Mitchell 1:05

[@karasuchrono]

just happened to be awake and catch this part about Margaret. when he talks about the dinner he'll make, he mentions his brother and his brother's wife (Margaret). 37:10

[@maxthereapernephilim2416]

40:18 Corvus: *Pulls out a small, actual medical needle.* Oh, no. Zis isn't for you. Also Corvus: *Pulls out a GIANT metal needle that they would use in horror movies.* This one is. Me: *Holy Jesus! What is that?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!*

[@queenkiarakifalme5731]

well you know what they say don’t walk run to the exit 😅

[@TheStupidSeal0]

Corvus: This one is for you. Me: B**ch that’s a goddamn basketball pump

[@queenkiarakifalme5731]

😆😆😆

[@sophinakelley9070]

it's actually a marinade injector, which makes it more funny since he used the medical needle to inject marinade into the cornish hen and then the marinade injector for us 😭

[@Gozud]

56:03 "I like the sound of that, just a moment" 56:11 stares at you

[@smms6388]

"I like the sound of that, just a moment" me: ok... (stares at you) me: (dyin)

[@kaylaherrera4274]

That is legitimately hilarious.

[@letitliv6984]

Welp bye life

[@theeguy9022]

am i the only one who sees him jerking of a syringe?.....no...just me....FINE

[@freshsans3168]

Ho...u touched ma tralala...mmmh...my ding ding dong...😂

[@arigaberman8319]

guys -corvus -CORona VirUS he really is from the future

[@yaboired3378]

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT

[@yeahrequiem751]

“‘Tis the season for an outbreak”

[@jesusreyes5552]

You're pfp is delicious

[@ЖАБКАВАНЛАВ]

Блин..... реально

[@jug0572]

Its aaaaaaall connected....

[@Pieguymysteryman]

I would like to see a series of Corvus showing up at different historic time periods as a doctor, for example a doctor in The Great War and WWII.

[@vespyth1639]

Pieguymysteryman i agree

[@tpspeed]

Pieguymysteryman he should show up with Gordon Ramsey to combat the idiot sandwich army... ohgodimsorryimlikethis

[@TheCompleteMental]

your good old 15th century time machine

[@redsoulheart5040]

I would legit make a playlist for that series if that happened. Great idea!

[@Flevir]

Considering this isn't really the 15th century and it's just the Plague Ward of the Sanitarium, I could easily see him doing that. Afterall this patient is merely delusional, believing he is from the 15th century, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if there were others who believed they were from other time periods. It could easily be done.

[@UltimateRainbower]

i love how he just calmly orders pizza for us like a friend, it really shows hes your friend as well as being your doctor.

[@TheSpunser]

00:56:15 "Five minutes into plague and chill, he gives you that look"

[@tylerfoster8713]

I lost my shit during that, it was hilarious

[@TheCompleteMental]

_hello_

[@jdprettynails]

I know you didn't ask...but I am naked...for....examination...

[@junior234]

ToastyPirates lol

[@warchilledgaming6789]

ToastyPirates 🤣I’m done! And the sounds make it worse

[@chicle_de_menta]

Doctor: yes i can feel your tempature through my gloves...latest 15th century technology... Me: Boi if u dont-

[@peaceful6571]

Giselle Ibarra temperature*

[@heckinhacker8835]

Get owned

[@focalpoint._]

*_HIS NAME IS DR. CORVUS D. CLEMMONS_*

[@thaliagarcia7710]

As a man with a mask aswell, I trust the doc

[@Secretingredientiscrime]

I like to imagine that whenever we 'answer' a question he just writes down something really insulting. 'Are you taking any medication?' 'No' *Writing* 'Just naturally looks like a crack addict'

[@tabithathecat]

Pffff- The worst thing about this is how plausible this is

[@chloec.8077]

Lmfao

[@sir_rex17]

Lmao

[@Ceenth]

Lol. 😆

[@wanderingtrombonist7244]

“Are you selling any medication” “No” *Writing* ‘...A tight fisted crack addict’

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

He looks like he's been spending most his life livin in the gangsters paradise

[@jaspoayzzz8111]

Lmao

[@datboidev6322]

Must’ve been on his break 😂😂😂

[@omegadragons321]

AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AA AA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA-

[@Shurzii_]

E.R: do you have an irrational fear of needles? Me: why E.R: *pulls out needle* Me: ._. E.R: this is not for you Me: really? E.R: now this needle is for you Me: *internal screaming*

[@sugas_lollipop4867]

GalacticVoid Me at the docters

[@sinlockheart8070]

Dos needles are really big ass needles

[@absoluteunit8822]

*SWEATING A RIVER*

[@mnase9259]

i r r a t i o n a l ?

[@jeofficialjoker]

*_*QUIETLY SOBS*_*

[@MadScientist126]

56:24 *Corvus, staring into your eyes deep as he pumps and sucks the remedy in the huge ass syringe* I couldn't help but laugh

[@TheCompleteMental]

"If one were to stare into thee abyss, the abyss will stare back into thy"

[@rozeywings1380]

Hello may I interest you in some T A P W A T E R

[@TheMeatballMan420]

Dont worry! The plauge doctor has his WebMd certificate of participation, and only 7 out of 10 patients die. But he DOES allow you to pay in birdseed! 10/10, would get treated again!

[@morgangobin9985]

Fidche11e He let you pay in birdseed?! He told me to pay with either blood or my first-born child! I got ripped off!

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

I wouldn't mind dying to Corvus TBH. We all gotta die of something right?

[@aestheticwhale2803]

do not recommend if you wanna die

[@Uzil_RAAM]

Yay I rate 50/10

[@edtapia8580]

I was actually sick from food poisoning watching this. It helped me a lot to cope with it and the role play made me feel I was actually been cured. I feel better now ty

[@redsoulheart5040]

Good ol placebo effect

[@edtapia8580]

@@redsoulheart5040 It’s not placebo because I’m not taking anything. It’s just feeling good and supported. Knowing there’s someone that cares for you and is trying to make you feel good makes me feel better, and I think a lot of us.

[@faellcedaer5034]

"May I have your date of birth please?" *grabs card with the words "date of birth" on it* "Ah thank you."

[@Listed_Gamer]

apparantly the cure for the plauge is uncle corvuses bbq sauce

[@pianopanicattack]

man I wish he was my uncle

[@lumethecrow2632]

This guy injected dehydrated smurf and barbeque sauce into me, these days are wild

[@xXIronPeachesXx]

i could barely hear him through the mask it just sounded like deHidrehted SNOH which gave me a laugh

[@24xxmonkeyxx42]

He has a phone

[@lolbit6745]

I just finished throwing up after my friend told me to watch happy tree friends ; - ;

[@lumethecrow2632]

@@lolbit6745 Fantastic

[@lolbit6745]

@@lumethecrow2632 fantasticn't

[@mr.eggrollll]

56:10 I love how he just stares deeply at you while doing that

[@ehhhee5550]

"Oop, I dropped your name by accident." Excuse me what

[@mecalico9617]

Please dont drop my name. I want to keep it

[@mrhalfwit972]

your renamed to dropped by accident

[@KyllingThyme]

Me losing a nametag in Minecraft.

[@midnightmarauder6534]

"Let me just place a call on my 15th century phone" Yeah ok... .... .... .... .... wait what?

[@somerandomdude7273]

Midnight Marauder it was probably a messenger bird

[@pianopanicattack]

To top it off, pizza wasn’t invented TIL the 1800’s.

[@imapotato2349]

Wtf.parchment

[@thorwaldjohanson2526]

@@pianopanicattack also liters wasn't a thing then :p

[@timlescolan6744]

we want to open an establishment in the americas ................ ................ which have not been discovered

[@user-wb4xn6ms9d]

i just cried for an hour, corvus is pure and i need him in my life

[@The_Jerkinator]

I laughed so hard around 56:26 I look up from not watching for a bit bc of foony gurgling noise and I just see Corvus staring right at me as he plays with the syringe

[@TrainDevil]

Don't see anyone else posting this, so here y'all go for mobile Time stamps: 00:00:00 " 'tis ze season for an outbreak! " 00:03:20 Hand motions to calm your worries of having plague 00:07:00 Questionnaire to question if you have plague 00:17:55 Eye exam to see if you have plague 00:22:12 Health checkup to check your health for plague 00:25:55 Physical exam to examine for physical signs of plague [ Spoiler alert: you've got plague ] 00:28:00 Perusing a medical book about plague & other things 00:36:13 Do you have an irrational fear of needles? 00:40:11 Preparing the experimental plague remedy 00:52:57 Mixing the experimental plague remedy 00:55:15 Administering the experimental plague remedy 01:00:05 Ordering lunch (with 15th century phone conversation!) 01:07:15 Relaxation Treatment #1 - the hare assistant 01:11:12 Treatment #2 - Knocking out your stress 01:15:06 Treatment #3 - Leather Gloves of Protection +2 vs Plague 01:17:44 Treatment #4 - Modern 15th century plastic bottlecapping 01:21:00 Treatment #5 - Modern 15th century tissue package 01:24:18 Solving a modern 15th century puzzle while waiting for pizza to arrive and for the remedy to take its course.

[@SirPubna]

Thanks!

[@lilsur7683]

ChrisDemonEye globes and bottle caps time stamps need to be changed

[@TrainDevil]

Thank you for catching that, Joey. I took the timestamps directly from the description, just assumed all stamps were correct.

[@Florensbond]

ChrisDemonEye thx

[@TrainDevil]

Welcome

[@-sunriseplayz-7024]

‘‘Tis the season for an outbreak fa la la la la, la la la la

[@scootnation7047]

Spirit Wolf Nightcore XD

[@folyobembay73]

Someone already did it man

[@weebwhacker6217]

I only didn't like just to keep it on 69

[@acl1532]

This just aged terribly well 😳

[@charleyzimmer2505]

It truly is now that coronavirus has become a pandemic

[@sbraypaynt]

Me: “You’re a bit of a quack aren’t you?” Corvus: *I’d rather be a quack than a ducky, good day!*

[@croquettes1937]

Lol

[@Vigilant76]

What is that from? Monty python? Young ones?

[@m.odessaasp9606]

@@Vigilant76 Blackadder 😄

[@Hunter-yu2ez]

“The power of the bunny compels you into a state of relaxation.” Nah bro- the bunny is compelling me into a state of uncontrollable laughter and idk why- 😭

[@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess]

I just imagine Corvus being a outlast boss and he’s the only one that doesn’t immediately kill you and gives you anesthetic when he’s gonna operate

[@northernalpine4350]

Go back in your containment cell Dr klemons and i will investigate how you were able to gain acces to a device and the foundation router

[@LUCkyFFW]

51:20 how the hell did he not laugh himself after saying that? xD

[@xertaii2cones758]

What did he say

[@LUCkyFFW]

@@xertaii2cones758 "Dehydrated... Smurf"

[@croquettes1937]

He's a *professional plague doctor*

[@ImtherealJules]

Imagine he laughed loud as he can and it ruins the whole ASMR

[@princesstrunks1718]

"Dehydrated...smurf- *BAHAHAHAHAHA-"*

[@kennynitro17]

Did I seriously give him the keys to my house? He's gonna end up coming to my house to find me in nothing but a bathrobe on a heart shaped bed, with candles lit, rose petals everywhere and the faintest sound of Marvin Gaye.

[@thesealcollection]

kennynitro17 *ME*

[@kennynitro17]

Corvus: *enters my sexy room* Me: *posing sexily* Doctor...you came~ Corvus: Yes, you gave me ze keys so I let myself in- Me: How bout you let yourself into *this*

[@bunnyboo4115]

kennynitro17 I'm prepared, doctor~♡

[@Uploaded1995]

*Corvus enters the room* Corvus: "I ran out of toilet pap-..." *Corvus sees you on the bed.* You: "My bratwurst is ready for you, doctor."

[@TheCompleteMental]

zis is a most definite sign you have ze plague

[@Redactive776]

Film theory should make an incredibly long video about the lore of the Ephemeral Rift universe

[@captainducktape689]

Make it happen, people!

[@kellydean3456]

Imagine MatPat makes a theory on how asmr is actually the illuminati lulling us into a state of sleepiness to spread their agenda

[@rapterpm20]

@@kellydean3456 TirarDeguello: "Allow me to introduce myself"

[@grubskies4221]

It's technically been confirmed he can time travel because he said in another video he went to the civil war to obtain a lantern

[@Redactive776]

@@grubskies4221 It's near common knowledge that time travel can happen in the RCU (Rift Cinematic Universe) as well as dimension-hopping, cloning, basically anything sci-fi esc, but I do appreciate the fact you pointed that out. Good point

[@greekbirb]

I somehow trust Corvus, even when he injects a dehydrated Smurf into my artery

[@RRTSMPlayz]

You mean your vein?

[@laylayoung2238]

37:53 “oh no my cork my cork fell in there “>~< 😂😂

[@abbykateadderstep7852]

poor bird boi

[@RRTSMPlayz]

RIP

[@doommageddon]

That was cute

[@bonedaddy1301]

Corvus: may I have your name please? Me: *Gives a card reading "your name"* Corvus: ah excellent, and your date of birth? Me: *gives him a card reading "your date of birth"* Corvus's mind: man this person is really stupid

[@admiralmudkip9836]

Corvus'*

[@crypticshyguy9170]

Or really sarcastic

[@valeriasernabedoya8970]

And why would he want the keys of my house?..... Edit: oh right, so he doesn't have to break down my door to rush into the house if I'm dying 🙃

[@sanguinarybeast3058]

@@admiralmudkip9836 No, it's corvus's lol

[@sammich8295]

MechanicalGaming honestly I would’ve let him die at that point just inject that poison into the veins then burn the cards and the body.

[@nakidsalmon5327]

40:10 -This needle for you -no, thanks, let me die

[@hela7657]

Lol 😂

[@space_ace_1]

Maybe you are royalty, it's none of my business ..... are you royalty?

[@meepmeep3688]

No

[@theplaguedoctor1248]

Im so royal i have an ass pillow

[@croquettes1937]

Im distantly related to royalty

[@samiliasregina7670]

Very distantly related to kaiser wilhelm by Saxon nobility

[@lukasmendevi2242]

Charleston E-X: Uh... it’s a long story

[@AdamSmith-jb2lf]

You are royalty? May I have the keys to your residence? Please feel free to fall asleep here. Yeah, I trust this guy.

[@TheCompleteMental]

At least hes not frank

[@maxime4891]

You forgot : I do love chloroform

[@taro87_29]

At least better than trusting Jake Paul to borrow your car

[@Pythois]

or curt...

[@Link-oy4ok]

Hi

[@bwing6265]

56:11 When someone breaks into your stall in the school bathroom, while you drink that Caprisun for lunch

[@bwing6265]

Yes @M'Lady

[@bizz949]

That was the best thing ever. "Yes M'lady"

[@bwing6265]

@@bizz949 lmao, I did that on purpose xD

[@applentee]

55:55 i just started laughing so hard when he turned to look at us.

[@MewlaNilamo]

1:12:06 I did definitly not expect that. Also I never would've thought that boxing gloves would give me tingles. Plus it looks like he's about to fight us. lol

[@EmperorOfBirds]

Are you nicely relaxed?😂

[@RRTSMPlayz]

I burst out laughing

[@Hatred1041]

New heavy cosmetic choices are crazy nowadays

[@dannabeecher9444]

10:15 "I only come over when necessary." Seems legit.

[@vampirepossum8544]

Im taking this for my next d and d charater lol

[@EndertheDragon0922]

Either an alchemist artificer or a life cleric would work, but for the latter I would recommend reskinning a lot of things to fit in better- that is, if you want to go for less magic and more mixtures and treatments.

[@khostie]

This guy has the absolute perfect sense of humor I swear

[@liquid6935]

Corvus:Are you relaxed Me:I guess so Corvus:Good *pulls out boxing gloves and the pillar men theme plays*

[@potatogeneral4072]

I finally understand JoJo references

[@Grlic_bred]

Aeeeeaaaeaaaaaaaa

[@lumethecrow2632]

*AYAYAYAYAY-*

[@beicbd2766]

AIAIAIAIAIA

[@acidjam5233]

*AYAIAYIAYAIAY*

[@justascientist8920]

"Can I have your name please?" 'Takes card with your name written on it' I love this Chanel

[@inflatablemattress2]

Just a Scientist The smell is so intricate

[@Links101]

I like how he didn't give me a pen

[@StriderOwO]

I want to imagine he magically pulls those cards out of your mouth. ...I'm weird.

[@sekruzcrivaro8841]

stride99 no,you aren't weird, you are awesome

[@lucaswolf57]

"Bonanas" 21:40 It makes me laugh so hard, but in a good way. I'm not laughing at him, or making fun of him, it's just kinda funny.

[@AlexB-pv1xq]

"May I have your place of residence?" "And may I have your keys to the residence? Um, which one is it?"

[@tob_arts]

When life gives you Clemons...

[@Dkplayesvideogames]

Sauroux You gotta make some plague cure.

[@neoniakitsama]

Dylan Theh Awesome no you make clemmenade

[@Knifiac]

Sauroux make a combustible Clemon and burn life's house down

[@neoniakitsama]

Oh shit ur right

[@kiwwa4228]

knifiac I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN CLEMONS WHAT THE HELL AM IN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE