ASMR Lost & Found

I heard you lost your tingles and haven't experienced ASMR in awhile, so I've brought out my container of Lost & Found triggers with the hopes of finding yours...
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@_ham4127]

"its like a pandemic, somethings in the air" ladies and gentlemen he can time travel

[@CartiMacho]

Trueeeeee

[@Niaz_S]

nope, pandemics were always a thing.

[@generickitty50]

He traveled in a rift

[@GayCheesetuber]

While the sensible explanation is that this isn't the first pandemic.... I prefer to think that yes he used a rift to travel forward in time

[@steampunkastronaut7081]

@@generickitty50 Through an ephemeral rift

[@00_PaniC]

I love it when a video starts off on a black screen with just a middle age man groaning in the background

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

William Lawrence Best part

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

That sounds very, very weird

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

Sounds like something a 13 year old would watch when they hit puberty.

[@whoevencaresbrawecb1139]

NeedyBoBeedy lol I imagine you just described yourself

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

Whoevencaresbra WECB No, I’m 10

[@TheBladeOfTheHero]

If you lose your tingles for longer than four hours, please contact your local ASMR Lost & Found and schedule a visit immediately.

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

Einstein More than 4 hours? Viagra reference?

[@sucrosecranium454]

@@thesilentcartographer5273 is that the pill that makes people take a dump real bad

[@kori_6899]

@@sucrosecranium454 no....

[@MRR19]

Su9arSkull No it’s a sexual thing

[@jimmyneutron8682]

Su9arSkull no it give you BIG pp

[@TheAcer1981]

*Shakes hand with laptop screen*

[@Renamoose]

Why Bee McNoMistake *shakes phone up and down*

[@Hermitstatus]

I do that more than I'd like to admit.

[@tuscan9617]

Okay, i admit i did this as well, i looked like an idiot probably shaking my hand up and down with my monitor and saying 'nice to meet you to.'

[@PittsburghSonido]

So hilariously awkward. Along with: “So you lost your tingles, is that right?” Lolol

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

why I did this too?

[@kellshere4872]

Not having asmr anymore is such a bummer... I don't get tingles as much as I did when I first started watching asmr videos. I still enjoy this type of video for relaxing or sleeping 😌

[@chlaciecc]

Just stop watching asmr for a week or two then come back to it and then you'll get your tingles back!

[@kellshere4872]

FennecFoxi thank you!!! I appreciate it. It’s gonna be a bummer go that long without watching my videos lol but definitely wasn’t my tingles back

[@neilwhitmore]

In the 4 years I've been watching ASMR I've tingled twice...its a shame but it helps me relax when I'm stressed so that's nice

[@chlaciecc]

@@kellshere4872 Yw :3

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

me 2...

[@normbeatz8720]

he’s like everyone’s middle school english teacher.

[@jackbeedie1898]

Not joking my teacher for PE has his exact goatee (exactly how ER’s looks) but hes more tanned and looks nothing like him

[@guesswho9791]

I have a teacher that looks like him 💀 😂

[@brdon2099]

JBD lakeridge

[@seabass62yearsago]

It’s every middle school world studies teach, but ok.

[@misterk1nd758]

Actually you are factually wrong, my middle school english teachers were bald and female, loser, get your facts corrected before you go commenting about other people's information.

[@samiboismak4491]

It’s crazy how he made this video while himself losing the ability to feel ASMR, but his dedication to world building and content creation is heart warming

[@sicjink]

theres my pencil i lost 5 years ago

[@captainbigglesworth1062]

Kenshiro NANI!?

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

Kenshiro nice

[@wizedog6915]

Kenshiro M-MASAKA!!

[@helix7104]

Nah nigga you still left me

[@sicjink]

MissingPencil shit

[@suppressd7099]

Is my dad in there?

[@_Bob_Bob_]

Hes still getting the milk.

[@Gibby-chan]

Bob Bob and cigarettes

[@Karma-ji6ud]

This killed me

[@courtneymichelle5746]

i couldn’t find mine either

[@GingerbreadFam]

venom. Don’t worry he will come back! **WHEN HE GETS BACK** Venom.: dad u home :D Dad:yes I am Venom.: Did you get ur cigarettes and milk? Dad: oh yeah I forgot that let me be right back!

[@randomplayer2295]

Legend has it,if you watch the vid completely, you also get tingles that you never lost

[@droid17delta23]

Yaaaaaa

[@fotiosperiklis2523]

Yaaaaaa

[@Bone20647]

Some may call me the thief. The tingle thief.

[@ArcherKingVloggingGaming]

James Bond legend has it that you steal other people tingles as well

[@jonasj2601]

@@Bone20647 Some people call me a swiper. The Virginity Swiper. Everyone knows male virgins are 1000% stronger than the average non virgin. I steal virginity to increase my powers.

[@ToxicSkull0]

He protec He attac But most importantly He hoards all the knick knacs

[@ari-bo4rr]

ToxicSkull0 haha this needs more likes

[@andreww.9342]

Dead meme

[@hatz1107]

Most importantly, He bring your tingles bacc

[@ToxicSkull0]

Andrew Wallace no meme is truly dead

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

ToxicSkull0 And the back is black

[@Squize.]

I've been watching for years, 5 years of unrelenting, unwavering, high quality Asmr. Sometimes your videos ground me better than anything else. There's a really strange feeling I get when I look back at some of the uploads I've watched by you and see 3 or 4 year timestamps on videos I feel like I just watched the other night. But it's a good weird feeling so thank you for all you've done all these years.

[@neyocrayo5792]

that's epic

[@isawsevenbirds]

Riftypoo, if you have any bloopers, a blooper video would be awesome, just so we see you're human and not an alien, government-overthrowing, tingle-creating, innovative, witty, creative superhero or something.

[@elosuki4300]

K4inan legend

[@isawsevenbirds]

K4inan oh, thanks!

[@maus6967]

@@K4inan your spelling was fine except for the part about why your spelling is bad. You could have left that part out and your spelling would have been fine

[@maus6967]

@@K4inan o

[@isabellamendez6543]

From a NEFARIOUS secret society.

[@iLikePie-lg2tj]

I was playing a game while watching this, so I wasn't paying too much attention to what was happening. I look down and see him with dinosaur gloves. Seems legit

[@truth7777seeker]

Out of all the internet, THIS is the video I can always come back to and reset my *tingles*. Thanks Rift!

[@starla1223]

*that's a damn shame*

[@bravo9894]

*that’s a damn shame*

[@nicolasluckey8834]

I scrolled past this as soon as he said that lmaoo

[@hunterreid3907]

Bayonet 88 “that’s a damn shame”

[@hunterreid3907]

Bayonet 88 lol, forgot how to *bold*😂

[@hunterreid3907]

Bayonet 88 well fuck😂🔫

[@starsandvoid3242]

Can you find my will to live?

[@emilyv1158]

I lost mine a long time ago, dont think I can find it again

[@noisephone4755]

Hayley once its dead, it's gone

[@alexanderhamilton4258]

Respawn only works in games. Your will to live is not coming back.

[@thenolifenerd7850]

Legend has it, it’s hidden in ice cream❤️😉

[@sadsubliminal.3949]

Mood

[@PostSpirit]

I greatly delight in those sigil like drawings you create.

[@fatrat84]

"Late night news worthy!" - < proceeds to impersonate some news reporter telling the tale of one poor soul who lost tingles >. ER, please never stop being a little bit crazy, thanks.

[@seshgreen4084]

Brain Damage he’s completely crazy but the craziest people are the best people!

[@jaxregona3028]

Its not just my cutting board I lost I also lost the kids. So Karen, If you're out there...

[@limeylemon459]

Please, I just want to see them once

[@chlaciecc]

Let me see them..

[@jonathansauceda589]

@@chlaciecc *_PLEASE_* _KAREN_

[@gingerthing7640]

. _ .

[@ddlcfan5539]

Wait I'd happily lose the kids if I was in a relationship with a Karen

[@kermitthefrog9623]

Will we ever get a survival update?

[@c-z3018]

wheres the evidence?

[@Naters305ytg]

You know that whole video was a joke right?

[@No1TypeC]

Naters305 - doesn't mean there can't be a joke continuation.

[@XanderFenikkusu]

Naters305 i bought the joke....fuck xD

[@thelittlemrs]

Now Lost and Found; my ability to sleep by

[@wyattcwp5499]

He protec He attac But most importantly he get your tingles *bacc*

[@Zhizk]

Congrats on 500K! You totally deserve them with such good content. Let's go for the 1 million !

[@toonboy396]

Me: ah crap I lost my tingles Thumbnail: *lost your tingles?*

[@deppeli]

Rift: Maybe its the tissue package Me: *ITS THE TISSUE PACKAGE*

[@afromaniacle]

I'm assuming by tissue package you meant like Kleenex not like a box of human tissue? Been playing terraria as of late and saw tissue and wondered why he had a box of random meat

[@graysonperdue9402]

Waiting on that skyrim shopkeeper asmr

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

Burger Link He would have... But he took an arrow to the knee.

[@beerhunter2814]

Let me guess......someone stole your sweet roll 😂😂😂😂

[@sir420rawrdank8]

TaKe A LoOk aRoUnD

[@kylehyde215CA]

I'm still waiting on you to get to the Cloud District.

[@Alphanaira]

You have such a great way of making the viewers feel like you’re talking to them specifically. With the way you word things and how you plan out the interactions, and the lack of specific questions. You’ll ask if it’s our trigger and not follow up on it. It really helps with the illusion of the whole ASMR thing. :)

[@Sporacle]

Saw 2 asmr videos before you, the first day i investigated asmr. You're the only one I go to, it's been 3 years almost, and I still get tingles just from you talking even. Thanks for patching me up, Doc.

[@SantiagoGarcia-bt7gi]

The amount of work and effort you put into this is amazing. Best quality ever. Thank you ER!

[@fennikk5810]

"Oh man there's like 50 pounds of junk in there" my stomach after thanksgiving

[@christianarnold8450]

Your ASMR videos are literally quite amazing! You are the first person I've ever watched ASMR with. You have inspired me!

[@LimitIsIllusion]

Congrats on 500k. It never seemed like you were driven by numbers too much because I can't recall you ever acknowledging a subscriber milestone. I'm guessing you're of the mind that 500,000 is no more significant than 500,001, but it's still a hell of an achievement. Asmr zeitgeist also just hit 500k, some of the best in the business.

[@ColonelFrosting]

Last time I was this early to a video, ASMR wasn't being invaded and picked up by meme culture.

[@fatrat84]

No need for being salty about it, more popular ASMR is, more content we get, and some of it will be good, so win-win.

[@ColonelFrosting]

Was joking more than anything. Honestly I find it kinda funny that ASMR has 'ascended' the way it has.

[@sebb8347]

Zakhar Vanzin how so?

[@masterpopeyoda3290]

Seb Bagley how literally everyone knows what asmr is, but only a small number of those who know about it, watch it, the rest misjudged it.

[@skylervijgeboom1763]

My tingle isnt in the box, its your voice.

[@cjwalthall11]

Skyler Vijgeboom but its in A Box....voice BOX

[@skylervijgeboom1763]

Claire Walthall dammmmm

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

yea boi, hes voice is S O F T and nice.

[@myname516]

Yesss sammmmmeeeeeeeee

[@persepha3256]

* walks away carrying ER’s vocal chords *

[@johnreas9230]

I absolutely love the consistency across your videos, starting off with a handshake and a greeting, and every video is unique, awesome content man!

[@mogul3238]

PLEASE POST THIS ON SPOTIFY!!! love your content man, keep it up!

[@ryner2331]

Wonder if we'll ever get another Minecraft ASMR with Dave...

[@happycamper6641]

Dave murdered many people, he won't be coming back.

[@samfreda8156]

Happy Camper huh

[@pixeltine6886]

Who is Dave ?

[@mar9577]

this guy could literally make a video called "asmr air" and it would still be entertaining

[@thehermit8618]

Obviously, he's "the man who never runs out of ideas"

[@tammyschlagenhauser2196]

This video actually worked. I just came across this guy yesterday. He's got the right voice . Especially when he whispers. He's easy on the eye. Just saying its a good video to get my ASMR back on track! ty

[@Vegetunkz]

Lost my tingles for weeks, been trying all different things. Taking a tolerance break, different artists, obscure tingles. Next thing, u whip out those monster hands and my head explodes. You are actually the MVP of ASMR

[@calumosullivan8537]

Congrats on 500k 😍 you so deserve it

[@awkwardukulele6077]

ER: “is this your trigger?” *Me, stuffing the triggers in my pockets:* “nope. Let’s keep looking.” Edit: he said only take 1 or two, so Choose my trigger and the box full of triggers. No take-backs.

[@madscientistshusta]

Uncle rift churning out pure magic as usual! Papa rift is a professional: Actor Expermemtal musician Therapist Philosopher KZbinr Screen writer Director Choreographer Life coach But most importantly a muse. Thank you papa rift.

[@jackbeedie1898]

I truly feel like ASMR heals and recharges the soul and mind for the day ahead

[@cerealonmytoast7035]

I love this guy I don't think you could fault him even if you tried he reminds me of my ethics teacher he's just a nice human good at everything like he could kill a child and we'd be ok with it

[@Cowman2626]

Who isn’t fine with killing a child no matter what lol

[@momkermit8591]

Cereal OnMyToast I found it quite accurate until you said “could kill a child and we’d be ok” ... 0 to 100 real quick

[@eden7323]

Why would there be something wrong with killing a child?

[@yoot862]

these replies are pretty *edgy* if I do say so myself

[@drenn.]

come on fellas, we all know it depends on the child

[@TheLordofASMR]

When you lose your tingles, he will help you find them again, legend :)

[@user-to6he9yw7k]

엉엉 소리도 좋구 영상도 좋구... 배경이 어두운게 제일 좋아요ㅠㅜㅜㅜ 어두워서 집중도 잘되구 잠도 잘오고ㅜㅜ 쩔어

[@Rosweld76]

Congrats on 500K ER! been with you for years and it's incredible how your production level just keeps getting better and better. Thank you for about 4 or 5 years now of helping me relax through many sleepless nights and stressful times. You deserve much more than 500K. Hopefully you see this man, It's been a great last several years and I can't wait to see where you go from here. Thank you for everything you do for us ER. P.S. I'm pretty sure i owe half of my Mechanical Engineering degree to you. Couldn't have done it without your videos.

[@Warren_Perez]

Oh man, oh man! How do you come up with these great ideas for videos? Fantastic!

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

MooN Thanks

[@thatoneradicalizedprussian225]

Hopefully Grand Moff Tarkin doesn't walk in on me while I watch through my datapad.

[@simmonssimmons8516]

Your channel is very Interesting 😐

[@UPliftme1]

I loved this video! I’m so glad you are almost at your 500k mark. Congrats !

[@nickz910]

I dig your videos brother, you keep me on my toes, you go from serious and professional to cracking jokes lol. Gotta love humor in ASMR videos.

[@henrikleinonen4944]

The concern in his eyes on the thumbnail says it all he's like: SHIT GET THIS DUDE SOME TINGLES FAST!!!!!

[@HonkShoom1m1m1]

Thank you sir for retrieving my lost tingles 👏🏻

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

Asmatic Kitty Golden retriever

[@codybagheri2710]

I love how he says "i was gonna say 'hope you are doing well' but given the circumstances...." this is so relatable right now. And this video was posted about a year ago. I am not sure if Uncle E will get this comment but I just wanted to point that out. Love your work!

[@ADjustinG2013]

this guy is a genuine comedian. i didnt grt tingles but this was some deep laughter.

[@stevenk9773]

I did not know I needed a Bob Ross bobblehead until now.

[@Justin-uc8sc]

Perfect timing Papi me so tired

[@dayc5933]

Justin 😂

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

Ay Papi!

[@garrettwalker2863]

Me so hawny 😂 from full metal jacket lmao

[@Pineapple85247]

My papi

[@o-yr3nc]

@@Pineapple85247 hola

[@sparcnyan]

Your videos always give me the HUGEST of tingles I love it!!

[@tal8871]

Haha the intro had me laughing out loud. Ephemeral Rift, you always lighten my spirits.

[@deejacks4090]

Ye and me it was hilarious

[@roderickmcrae1509]

Ephemeral rift your next video could be a super hero called ASMR man can use the power of tingles to calm society and criminals 😃

[@gamejockey9978]

Roderick Mcrae look up ASMR MANN

[@kisaratiasukima2259]

I don't think anyone will loose their tingles, I can't stop getting those tingles. T_T

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

Kisara Tiasukima I steal them

[@Bus-cz4vy]

I've never had any...

[@clipsbeforetime7018]

Congratulations Ephermeral Rift, you have reached 500,000 subscribers. Keep up the good content.

[@MrHornyboy2000]

So THAT'S where I left them! I've been looking everywhere for my tingles. Thanks for finding them for me Rift. 😁😄😊

[@GailMarie1972]

Microphone brushing is a trigger I never knew I had. Tissue package,

[@CzasPoDeszczu]

You had a very good concept, creating a large over one hour parcel of various materials. Extremely good sound and mandatory to listen on headphones. Best wishes.

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

Thanks

[@ethanknight9128]

wat

[@treyclifton1774]

I find ASMR videos relaxing most of the time, but I really have no idea what the tingles are. Never had them, but I still love these videos!

[@hungryyaoguai7420]

Its kind of like when someone runs their fingers over your skin as gently and delicately as possible, or maybe more like a chill when a cold draft hits you and your hairs stand up, except it's more of a relaxing sensation. At least, that's what I feel on the rare occasion that it hits me. Usually starts at the top of my scalp and moves down the side of my head. Sort of trippy, but its nice.

[@thearcane4533]

thanks man, been with you for sometime and you still don't disappoint. Appreciate the help

[@handleonafridge6828]

I lost all tingles in my left ear, I think that’s newsworthy

[@samasaurusrex3151]

This is some good stuff

[@braspooky]

CONGRATS ON 500K PAPA RIFT Love you!

[@electricsense9501]

ER is such an immense ASMR expert. Love your videos man!!

[@rmsanij]

The best asmr ever

[@islandintheskyasmr9657]

Amazing as always! 😄✌💤💤

[@apherrmann]

this is so wholesome, i saw the title and teared up

[@feliciaaviles3622]

You're voice.. gives me the tingles and helps me knock the eff out

[@WaveFunctionCollapsed]

LOOK AT HIS FACE EXPRESSIONS OUTSTANDING ❤️

[@tobiasburnside226]

0:32 he was referring to my undergarments

[@yugyug8397]

This man is so dead serious when he’s in character. It’s wonderful.

[@Levi-lv1tv]

This is so creative and amazing. I love your videos so much.

[@PorcelainB0nes]

The comment sections of his videos makes me laugh so hard every time!

[@tas1154]

I love your work

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

TAS Thank you, i love you too

[@peppejaclap]

nothing better then a rambo trailer for a asmr video

[@mayo_-]

I actually sadly lost my asmr tingles about a year ago and now I watch asmr for background noises and the hopes of tingles once again :(

[@LadyAKA]

I just woke up, but uhm back to bed I guess 😂 yay.

[@c-z3018]

this comment occurs every upload.

[@LadyAKA]

Nod Repard Well I did get an extra hour of 💤 soooo I'm a happy camper, perhaps a generic happy camper; but one none the less😹

[@ryanking6057]

Lady AKAsmr shoulda went back to sleep with me beautiful

[@gabriel-cf8im]

Thank you for posting when you did. I’ve been up all night in the hospital with my grandma, she’s in critical condition and i couldn’t relax. Thank you.

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

gabriel hope ur grandma gets better.

[@Umeshkumar-yerp]

Death is cool idiot

[@gabriel-cf8im]

Stas Flaga Not when it’s unwanted.

[@yaboiicecream3144]

Hey i know the feeling tbh so i guess i know what's going through your head buut dont worry i find asmr soothing and a comfort too, just hold your head high through times like these and keep a positive attitude and im sure i HOPE everything works out :)

[@skillz4dayz159]

gabriel hope your grandma can recover. My grandma almost died too but the doctors luckily found an artery that was blocked an quickly fixed the problem. I understand your grandma is in a very different situation but I hope she can recover nonetheless.

[@beabea_arts]

Thank goodness, i am grateful for getting my tingles back, thank you so much

[@heyitshana7248]

Wow I’ve never had tingles and you are my first ones thank you so much

[@ryukoreshir5414]

mans looks like my middle school Agriculture teacher Mr. Sikes

[@lustrouspinetree9259]

i love this video!! i also love your very black background, it reminds me so much of my soul :)

[@ari-bo4rr]

Lustrous Pinetree...sameeeeee

[@jerm9864]

Lustrous Pinetree Your comment did not make you sound cool or edgy, you need a therapist

[@nicolequinn7889]

Nick's Health and Fitness yooo it was a joke

[@lustrouspinetree9259]

Nick's Health and Fitness hi thanks nick! same to you :)

[@derenjoy3r]

Reminds me so much of the slaves in my basement :)

[@austinpeterson6419]

My favorite trigger is from Manly ASMR 2. It's the beer foam with the little microphone you held over it. It almost sounded like a light rain 🙂

[@aurakalista8393]

I’m just enjoying this anyway. Soon as you put the box down and just casually looked at me like “hey” I lost it

[@NotTylr]

Uhhh yeah the mic is my lost trigger. *takes mic and runs*

[@thesilentcartographer5273]

TylerJ Mic drop

[@skyeplaysgames6734]

Nap time at 2pm. Sure

[@slth96]

haha i'm at 3pm

[@BeeseChurger11]

What time zone are you in, I’m genuinely curious. I couldn’t find it online. I really want to know.

[@slth96]

cest amsterdam

[@sapientfury6781]

KillJoy That shouldn't be too hard.

[@tommyortega7796]

0 problems with that Tho.

[@MrSockez]

I lost my tingles a while back sadly. It doesn't stop me from watching all your videos though lol

[@catherineduong9241]

Absolutely delightful. Your voice is so soothing

[@metamayto]

How do you film? What is that black room you're always in? It clearly isn't a green-screen, as you have green objects in the video. It's always perplexed me.

[@conelrad22]

He is an interdimensional light anomaly who transmits ASMR to Earths of all kinds. At least that's my theory.

[@jaredpnk]

PK Trash green screen is a general term. You can have a chroma key to literally any color you want pretty much. Almost everyone uses green because it's popular of course. But it doesn't need to be. Also with the correct lighting put in the right places shadows go a long way to create contrast

[@TheKeefa]

IS THAT THE MASK OF ASMR MANN?!!!! WE NEED ANOTHER VIDEO FROM HIM , thumbs up so ER sees this !

[@wannabeimperator]

this is brilliant. I found my tingles, thank you!

[@Brightfur10]

Oh my god this actually worked. I lost my tingles for like a month but this video triggered it awesomely. Turns out I love layered sounds, especially whispering and brushing. I noticed that on the end of your FruiTech cantaloupe video too. Unfortunately it's been really hard to find other videos that do this trigger. :F Could you feature it more? Thanks dude!