The Card Trader #1: Pokemon (ASMR)

There's a new character in town, and trading cards is his game. Next time he'll be trading Magic the Gathering cards.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

"Dad, why do you need my Pokemon cards?" *looks to wife* *looks back to son* -"...Work."

[@inflatablemattress2]

Those are probably his

[@largehenne5988]

I was about to say

[@kokopxff9119]

😂😂

[@emberoland3092]

Daddy why do you have a bloody axe in your room?

[@flayncele]

DADDY WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOLO TEXTURE PROMOTIONAL ULTRA RARE JAPANESE FULL ART MEGA RAYQUAZA EX??????

[@SadisticMoonkey]

Me: cranks up volume to hear all the tingles KZbin: *PEGI EIGHTEEN*

[@Rubbergalleon]

Kems Kun EARRAPE RRREEEEE

[@pleasantpheasant7456]

F

[@arattactician5697]

Kems Kun Hopefully you have recovered.

[@hailsatan7937]

Download youtube vanced, and problem solved

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Kems Kun I feel like ASMR always has the loudest ads on them

[@snazzyfeathers]

The beard really completes the trader look.

[@endurableplanet4793]

Snazzy Feathers ikr

[@abdulazizalmaiman]

True

[@logaf94]

Idk he's missing about 200 lbs and some ill fitting legwear

[@chrisreber4701]

Homeless guy on the street sells kid rare pokemon cards so he can get some tingles out of it

[@wixdeerwater1927]

Snazzy Feathers looks like if a trade goes south hed pull either a wooden bat or a switch blade out real fast

[@Loominaty]

*Heyy moooom?! I´m gonna go trade Cards with that bearded, hooded man in his dark basement again..* _Have fun, hunniee_

[@kingblue8868]

lol

[@ThatMooreBoy5.3]

Lol my mom bitches whenever I leave the house to go fishing in our pond which is like 50 feet from the front porch

[@ddddddd9826]

Chase Moore send her back to god

[@-xtrayed-5755]

Lmao safety first kids

[@-xtrayed-5755]

Btw nice username XD

[@glados1180]

The funniest thing is: Every time he showed one of "my cards" I was like: "Hey, I actually have that card!"

[@fatkermite2451]

Nice Collection then!

[@kaden5937]

Dang bro

[@jon33709]

Plot twist: those are your cards and you’re just noticing right now.

[@Fern995]

Imagine what this would be like in the pokemon world just a guy in a dark suit behind an alley trading pokemon with you kinda sketchy

[@lataviusdonglebarry4239]

Same

[@muitertje9197]

Only trade your doubles kids. You never know when you're gonna regret a choice

[@analisa193]

Except Magikarp get rid of them all

[@red-ops9813]

Still regrettin’ my Umbreo EX fullart.

[@Sashimy-]

But what if the deal is too good

[@ericke9611]

Lesson learned

[@yourmumlol1505]

I once traded a dragonite for a psyduck

[@TorgoTime]

I can't tell which idea I like better, E.R asking his kid to borrow their cards or those cards actually belonging to E.R in the first place.

[@jasondoesanime1237]

It's highly likely those cards are his- he DOES play Magic the Gathering after all, its not that big a stretch to say he also plays Pokémon.

[@tamagukimicrowave1333]

Why not both?

[@tm0675]

@@jasondoesanime1237 Probably some he bought for the video honestly. not sure he's too big on Pokemon with how he said Venusaur

[@kyuujinyetto6228]

@@tm0675 i think he said some names wrong on purpose to be honest.

[@JesusChrist-pf2nu]

Well, I don't play, but I do collect them.

[@galelululu]

"Your Thundurus for my Mareanie?" *odd stare* "Alright. That's a deal."

[@sebb8347]

N3lag why does that sound so sexual in a way? 😂 "thunderous for my mareanie" Maybe its just my strange mind

[@__________________________9367]

@ArOne his name changed and that didn't click for a second, you can imagine my confusion as I thought that was a nickname

[@neroaroncollado6966]

E.R was like "ill take that as a yes"

[@NathanVariety]

KZbin knows I’m just dying to have a dude whisper to me about Pokémon cards at 2 am

[@sonofconnaught2945]

Me: Who would recommend stuff at 2 AM? KZbin: Oh boy! 2 AM!

[@empirecrumbles615]

They’re right.

[@maxgoldstein6309]

@@sonofconnaught2945 I really hope the reference was on purpose 10/10

[@nelsoncollado1239]

I'm watching this at 9pm lol

[@XX-ip3hc]

It's 5am actually and yes xD

[@remelvin28]

Timestamps: 0:01 Introduction 4:49 MEGA Blaziken ex 5:53 MEGA Aerodactyl ex 6:49 Delphox BREAK 7:48 Luxray BREAK 8:29 Mega Lucario ex 9:09 Primal Kyogre ex 10:43 Mega Gardevoir ex 11:33 Mega Venusaur ex 12:20 Audino ex 13:07 Groudon ex 13:52 Emolga ex 14:44 Aegislash ex 15:58 Greninja ex 16:51 Venusaur ex 17:33 Mewtwo ex 18:12 Delphox ex 18:56 Snorlax GX 20:08 Primarina GX 21:19 Garchomp ex 22:08 Celebi ex 23:05 Talonflame 23:50 Decidueye 24:36 Primarina 25:19 Gardevoir 26:23 Krookodile 27:46 Aggron 28:41 Exeggutor 29:20 Palossand 30:21 Haunter 31:12 Galvantula 32:39 Bisharp (substitutes Haunter) 33:40 Haunter 33:53 Ribombee 34:45 Alolan Persian 35:30 Pelipper 36:34 Wigglytuff 37:03 Dartrix 38:32 Lillipup 39:14 Oshawott 40:02 Dewpider 40:39 Pawniard 41:16 Growlithe 41:53 Makuhita 42:24 Mareanie 42:51 Thundurus 43:41 Trapinch 44:12 Rowlet 44:42 Skarmory 45:23 Diglett 46:03 Alolan Rattata 46:27 Sableye 47:04 Max Potion 47:29 Gold Potion 47:44 Rotom Dex 48:08 Altar of the Moone 48:39 Rainbow Energy 49:05 Experience Share 49:40 Red Card 50:10 Energy Switch 50:33 Ending This is for sure one of my favourite ASMR videos on KZbin, even if I discovered this channel only a few weeks ago. Hope to see another pokemon card trader video like this in the future 😃

[@luisegonzalez1012]

2 more are posted!

[@jontomax8569]

Thanks for this brother 🙏🎉

[@bookmulch7379]

Uncle E used ASMR ... It's super effective

[@myoman1977]

Bookmulch Forthegame That was beautiful

[@DemonMj]

-The enemy has fallen asleep!-

[@invisibleasmr8797]

Lmao that's so perfect if you've ever played Pokémon 😁

[@bookmulch7379]

Sleep/paralysis effects combination. Your will has been charmed

[@kuroseal8613]

Bookmulch Forthegame “Everyone” has fainted!

[@LivWithSugar]

Not going to lie I'm really impressed with this. He got majority of the names right and definitely did his research on the TCG. Hats off to you sir ER. 👍

[@thegreatergood6557]

Olivia Anne Hall there's a big chance he was already playing it

[@itsskev1842]

These are the comments that people put to get pinned... DISGUSTING

[@somebodydude9385]

He did get some of the types wrong, but the types he mixed up didn’t have their own symbols

[@strawbones5795]

I think he already plays

[@squidink4887]

thing is, he traded a marenie for a thunderus idk if he really knows his stuff

[@Nalrus_The_Walrus]

Lucario for Primal Kyogre? Audino for Groundon? I think this entire asmr video was just to trick me into giving up my legendary pokemons...

[@joelkawinski8480]

So ... if u say PokemonS once more in my area im going to find you and i will let u learn every pokemon name on 3 different languages. Other than that nice comment lmao

[@furretthefuzzynoodle3896]

Nalrus The Walrus lucario is lit

[@ldrsven0m364]

*POKÉMON NOT POKEMONS*

[@biggiecheesee6310]

Pokemen

[@Scepnex9000]

Everyone who spells it Groundon is chaotic evil.

[@rowzoo]

Rift: You got the stuff Me: Ya Rift:*sniffs* Ah a freshly opened pack

[@joeywheeler6615]

They smell kinda good ngl

[@maureenkoopman9378]

@@joeywheeler6615 some people might crave the smell of a barbecue. some people might crave the smell of a new car. But I crave the smell of... A B O O S T E R P A C K

[@joeywheeler6615]

With or with out a rare

[@joeywheeler6615]

Same I like the smell of A B O O S T E R P A C K

[@0_sakura_0]

🅱️ooster 🅱️ack smell funny

[@ceranopierce]

Normal ASMRists doing this type of video: Get really cheap cards that are really bad Rift: proceeds to pull out a break and several other good cards

[@glowy338]

Yes

[@chasesheridan3109]

he probably spent the hard earned money just for his fans

[@kieranSI]

I’m sorry but break cards ain’t that valuable Nothing against it, just pointing it out

[@zhnyet.]

me: *trades yugioh for pokemon* me: um... you forgot to sleeve your cards homie

[@zhnyet.]

@@kieranSI I have an ftk deck XD

[@aeksie]

No sleeves? *Absolutely Barbaric*

[@clarapalomares]

aeksie He seems to take care of his things quite well. Perhaps he removed the sleeves to make the video.

[@faebleiler1979]

actually the tapping noise that he makes by (duh) tapping his fingers/fingernails on the card wouldn't be achieved with the sleeves on

[@YonderTie]

aeksie oh get over it

[@DasIstGoose]

@@YonderTie WOOOSH

[@doktorfickle2077]

@@DasIstGoose Ihavereddit

[@morgangobin9985]

Pokémon and ER, together at long last! My happiness rose sharply! ;) I just wish I had that Lucario card in real life...

[@piercekeller6613]

Morgan Gobin that was an amazing thing you did there. “My happiness rose sharply” it made me happy :3 I really wish I had the Mega Blaziken EX, cuz as you can see by my pfp, I love Blaziken XD

[@morgangobin9985]

Pierce Keller Haha, thanks! Glad I could put a smile on someone else’s face! :) As for me, Lucario is my favorite Pokémon, but I don’t care for it’s Mega that much. Absol actually has my favorite Mega.

[@piercekeller6613]

I love Lucario a lot :3

[@kaneki6974]

Morgan Gobin me too

[@illuminati1458]

Morgan Gobin oh I have one of those

[@yoiyoi8247]

You got the goods? “Yeah, here.” Bro I thought you said it was holo version! “Well i dont think you realize how hard it is to get a poncho Pikachu card”

[@yoshiegg95]

Mommy said to stay away from suspicious people who want to trade cards with me I dont know why she said that this was honestley amazing

[@jamieengland851]

That’s the funniest thing in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@xvithetower4413]

Oh man! Is that my childhood in your hands?? I... I want it back ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

[@tm0675]

if x and y cards were your childhood you shouldn't be on KZbin buddy. Your parents should really not let you on the internet.

[@fgsbfbdfd1784]

@@tm0675 it's a joke.

[@jumbobagginsjellogo4475]

TM06 Looks like we have a self-righteous genwunner over here

[@Waddlebottom]

I miss the old x cards. Just x not ex or that mega busslht. Just an x

[@jumbobagginsjellogo4475]

Ji58 KZbin The past is the past, it was made to be let go

[@darnelljohnson8043]

Of course I had a Detective Pikachu ad for this video lmao

[@thatguywithahorsehead8319]

Darnell Johnson I got a Detective Pikachu DVD at the store and got a detective Pikachu card that came with the DVD

[@memeskek7187]

Son: Mom where are my pokemon cards? Mom: Oh your father is talking to a camera while showing it your cards. Son: ;-;

[@tiredcirrus]

iiPlays - Roblox - And More! hOw OrIgInAl

[@thepymp246]

(づ￣ ³￣)づ

[@jordiansperdomo9345]

That's funny

[@rmj9459]

Hahaha

[@rmj9459]

Thats a funny one

[@alexis1179]

Me trading Pokémon cards with my friends at the park. Man walking up to me "hey kid wanna trade cards for some sugar?"

[@paulybeatz3688]

I have candy, get in my van

[@w.dgaster4030]

Booger sugar :)

[@netherplaysgames9822]

Once he does Yu-gi-oh the hierarchy will be complete

[@YaBoiCrim]

YES

[@braecreations3177]

No

[@PalatzoLOL]

*Just an idea for a future video;* knowing that you like games and a couple of your videos are based upon the lore of some of them, I would love to see a Dishonored ASMR video. You could make it "Sokolov paints your portrait" with painting sounds, brushes and, knowing he believes and seeks The Outsider, some whispering about it and the lore behind him. Or "The Outsider pays you a visit" and he tells you about The Void and the ones he has marked across the years.

[@senatorcthulu1815]

Genuinely great to see a Pokemon ASMR video that isn't just Gen I mons.

[@sunsetskittles2125]

Steven Narey EXACTLY!!!

[@astranox240]

Gen 1 is the most annoying gen in my opinion with its overhype

[@Corsaka]

"ooh, nostalgia! I'm cool, notice me!" It's just stupid

[@senatorcthulu1815]

Astra Nox it's the second worst gen for sure.

[@astranox240]

Steven Narey for me it is the worst. Its annoying when you have a genwunner brother who cant open his mind for any other gen.

[@izzymcnab3881]

How do you come up with so many new ideas? Do u ever get a creative block??

[@Tubeytime]

You wanna know his secret? ER is the Nic Cage of ASMR.

[@TheObsessedGardener]

Izzy He just doesn't use precious time to read comments. Always working, our amazing ER.

[@ahrimanmagic]

David it is different though like a drug dealer like the candy man his combo lock video is creative the combo is the time of the video

[@TrinaLena]

TekaiGuy wait....has he portrayed Nic Cage? If not...he should. I'd rather watch him play nic cage...than watch nic cage play nic cage.

[@runetide]

malice Why did you feel the need to be rude?

[@xdivinestarxv2695]

It’s only 2019 and I already forgot about BREAK cards

[@MrcrispyYT]

xDivineStarx v2 I never really thought they were a good idea there my least favorite things they’ve ever done with Pokémon

[@GynxShinx]

@@MrcrispyYT They're just sideways Level X

[@Notsuki9248]

One of my most prized cards was a marowak break because I thought it was cool

[@marki_parki9224]

I think they should've stopped at mega ex rather than have a fucking evolved starter "f" card be better than mega rayquaza ex. Its stupid

[@marki_parki9224]

I meant "v" card

[@nexusomega1]

This brings me memories of my old collection that i lost. Had everything in it, first card i got, favorites, totaled out to about $300+. It was a booklet and had a neat case around it to, was raquaza and unbound hoopa on one side and pikachu and bound hoopa on the other. Still pretty sad despite it being lost about 4 years ago

[@zacharyrios7445]

What Card Was It BASE SET CHARIZARD I'M GUESSING BECAUSE THAT CARD IS WORTH MORE THAN 300+

[@nexusomega1]

There were about 20-30 overall

[@aaronperez1153]

I'm sorry for yours loss

[@nexusomega1]

There was a number of random EX-GX, Old 1995s, things like that

[@Mxdsleazy]

I got a requaza ex card

[@evilgangleader]

Dude, my Pokemon are way better *Stares at pile of magikarps*

[@shrekneedsus8932]

!....Magikarp Is Evolving....! (I know cards can’t evolve)

[@kdiin.]

And a ditto

[@brittneybitch8489]

Lol noobs I have yu goo oh best poemon

[@kdiin.]

@@brittneybitch8489 well, *I* have... ya know those my little pony trading cards? Well I have those.

[@arattactician5697]

Computer Face They might have variety but we have numbers...

[@Irieification]

This nearly made me want to collect cards again ..

[@lightning_roundz0075]

Irieification me to

[@korvijmagic8761]

Irieification me to

[@Mumpfoon]

me to

[@fairlady4096]

Irieification dO IT i still do 😂

[@KrypticAsylum]

Do it!

[@Uranium----...---23592]

Me: Ay bro Imma keep my aerodactyl cuz I don't want blaziken Rift: I'll take that card of yours and you can have this Me: wha- Rift: so moving on...

[@Liam-r2d]

I don’t know who would trade shiny aerodactyl for baziken

[@crelly4257]

there both full sized cards with no value 🗿

[@garythegroundhog5967]

@@crelly4257 lol

[@Deadstar717]

Petition for a part 2

[@Genesis8629]

Yep

[@asklepio7787]

There are three parts already…

[@crown1346]

There is one

[@asklepio7787]

@@crown1346 mtg and that other game, just not pokemon. There are three parts of The Card Trader, that’s what I meant.

[@crown1346]

@@asklepio7787 I was replying to the other guy saying thats theres already a part 2. Not correcting you :)

[@datmemestar341]

Me when I was in the fourth grade LOL

[@doc6635]

I CAN AGREE

[@dabiplayerxd2528]

AGREE!!!

[@dabiplayerxd2528]

But my card got destroy by the washing machine cause i left them in my pocket oof, i have so many mega 😭😭😭😭

[@jasperdeity2746]

Same

[@KiyaNene]

dat memestar I assume from the use of lol, your username and your pfp that you are in 5th grade or around there correct?

[@elarrondo5605]

This is the legendary wizard who lets you stick up before the main battle.

[@ostinc]

*Woke up an hour ago* Welp, time for bed.

[@Auphyrox]

Wow, that’s so funny. I’ve definitely never seen this type of comment in every ASMR video I watch!

[@JoseTorres-ql8eo]

Ostin C omg im crying because I finally found an original comment its not like there's 50 of these in every asmr comment section definitely not

[@icydata1233]

Same

[@icydata1233]

I like the satire comments its pretty original to comment on a very original comment because N O O N E E L S E H A S D O N E T H I S

[@malice4422]

Wow! Hilarious!!

[@channelflegher7233]

Pokemon asmr. He really has done it all...

[@TheBladeOfTheHero]

The Life Of Yames Lies

[@channelflegher7233]

Lies? It was obviously a joke he hasn't done everything.

[@kuroseal8613]

The Life Of Yames now he needs to do a roblox rp and a shrek rp...

[@channelflegher7233]

Oh yes can't wait for those.

[@notaspy3751]

Not until Shrek ASMR

[@kerrysaengthong1369]

"Allow me to introduce myself" Dr T "allow myself to introduce myself"

[@gage6173]

I’m disappointed he didn’t just walk backwards into the darkness at the end.

[@littlemangamer2752]

I can’t believe your KZbin name got me. I was confused for a second.

[@aqua-aint-it]

@@littlemangamer2752 lol me too

[@luisegonzalez1012]

@@littlemangamer2752 ?

[@littlemangamer2752]

@@luisegonzalez1012 I think they changed it, but their KZbin name used to say “Gage - 10 years ago” and then the actual time it was posted.

[@PeterFerr]

Why would anyone trade away primal kyogre? I'm not familiar with the card in terms of play, but I can only assume that it's rare.

[@evolutionvr7045]

Peter Ferrarotto I disagree, by the point were I got up to 25 mega cards ( my highest amount ) I had two, but could just be luck.

[@PeterFerr]

Zatanik YT huh. I remember I lost my old cards somehow, I had a holographic Manetric. It was really cool

[@evolutionvr7045]

Peter Ferrarotto my best two cards were mega rayquaza ( my favorite Pokemon) and mega charzard. Both 300 damage

[@Tastyclips1337]

Peter Ferrarotto because it was for a lucario!!! Duh! ;)

[@astranox240]

Megas? Who needs that crap. You know what was good? A two pieced legdnd card. Ill never forget when i got my second lugia piece.

[@danielsam3280]

Hey Rift, I remember "Steve" the potato of the nefarious organizations had a collection of cards, and "incidentally" he claimed he "lost" them after being captured, interrogated, tortured and imprisoned by the Tin Foil Hat Society... Hmm, now that I see you with "similar" cards, I wonder if there is a connection here...

[@yk3907]

*pulls out Celebi* Me: NOOO! I DONT WANNA TRADE THAT

[@microsoftiguess7096]

There’s no way I would trade a primal kyogre for a lucario

[@tinxz6228]

Same LAMO

[@SkywardValour]

Yea That's A Waste Of A Primal

[@TH4N4T0S]

I would

[@CoolKidKolton]

Or a full art Emolga for a regular aeigislash

[@garythegroundhog5967]

@@TH4N4T0S don’t

[@-Jake]

It's always weird and cool when you click on a video, enjoy it, and go to like it but then realize you already did 2 years ago.

[@MrMonkdaddy]

Our god has posted

[@derreksanders5443]

We are no longer godless animals

[@zachthornton971]

But how can we have god if we are godless animals. Breaks uncle E’s rules.

[@derreksanders5443]

Zach Thornton but uncle e is our god

[@phazebeast7373]

The one and olny god himself

[@TOAG]

Ningen

[@m4sherman26]

Got that good stuff? Yeah. *Sniffes the Pokèmon card,feeling good*

[@ketty9009]

SLEEVE THE CARDS BEFORE THEY GET SCRATCHED.

[@2129061]

NO U

[@glados1180]

THEY LOSE THEIR VALUE

[@spoofsleeps9511]

IM A FURRY !

[@elijahpark973]

GUUCI GANG

[@YonderTie]

OH GET OVER IT

[@SkiiesVerified]

This is what trading cards at the school lunch table felt like

[@sans5808]

My Weedle For Your Charizard First Edition ITS A DEAL

[@MrcrispyYT]

Nemanja Krstic I think there now worth 55,000 pounds the first edition charizard 😂

[@ernestogonzalez2841]

with that criteria I could trade you a Squirtle for a Rayquaza, since both are basic pokemon :P

[@gibbyyt9030]

Ness Hunter That is true, well done my friend

[@TOAG]

Shit

[@tm0675]

That's if he wants it. I don't see a point in making a stupid comment like you did

[@doktorfickle2077]

@@tm0675 the point, is to make people happier than you'll ever even WANT to be. I don't see the point in complaining about harmless comments

[@tm0675]

@@doktorfickle2077 Weird attitude towards life bud it'll never get you anywhere

[@invisibleasmr8797]

...! ASMR is evolving..!

[@notaspy3751]

*SPAMS B*

[@jacobburk5563]

Dun. Dun. Dun dunt. Dun. Dun. Dun dunt.

[@somethinboring2032]

Jacob Burk it evolved into number 4 on trending (asmr darling hit number 4)

[@Lookinlikeasnack]

When you run into a Pokémon dealer

[@Famine_666]

"allow me to introduce myself- my name is The Card Trader, and trading cards is my...-" *y e s lay it on me* "...Modus Operandi" *look of confusion followed by a google search*

[@SuperPlayingcard]

Can we just appreciate his lighting skills???

[@sunsetskittles2125]

My jaw dropped at the Mega Blaziken card. It's huge! And I'm a huge Mega Blaziken lover.

[@ahemmentalgent4675]

Thats big news

[@rikamonka6374]

@@ahemmentalgent4675 that pun tho

[@thatguywithahorsehead8319]

Idk, I’m more of a Mega Charizard X kinda guy myself, but hey, to each their own

[@potatocatstar]

MEGA CO- Actually Blaziken is really cool. Respect

[@gabdlc_]

M A S S I V E L E G E N D H E R E

[@absoluteunit8334]

Anon Zero I see your joke, and I appreciate it.

[@otterhero6229]

I was rooting through the comments to find this 😂

[@offspreyd]

i think the dealer would be a better name, you know, like how casinos have dealers who hand out cards

[@DemonMj]

A J It makes it sound illegal tho.

[@morgangobin9985]

A J I agree. It has a nice ring to it!

[@bookmulch7379]

KZbin might have taken it down if it was just dealer.

[@efish3203]

I remember Pokémon cards were banned at my school, but me and my friends would sneak them in and trade. This is exactly how it felt

[@JiggletitsMcgee]

"Whaddaya buyin'?" "Whaddaya sellin'?"

[@SirKillah]

Element haha, good one stranger

[@jdbiddle714]

ILL BUY THAT AT A HIGH PRICE

[@mad_elf]

Hehehe thank you

[@Domsyyy]

IS THAT ALL STRANGA

[@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099]

Re4 one of the best games

[@masamunaye]

Just like I remember it, trading Pokémon cards on the school yard to the strange, robed, bearded man.

[@HyperDavismtGaming]

My Mareanie for your Thundurus? “That’s a fair trade.” My Skarmory for your Diglett? “That seems a little unfair.”

[@dr.builder2649]

When he trades Delphox BREAK for Luxray BREAK

[@dr.builder2649]

yo you trippin homie lmao you'll get like 3 heads in a row every 100 games, Delphox just sets up and stacks fire types too beautifully even on the bench to trade up

[@astranox240]

Tbh all breaks are quite shitty. If they couldnt use their previous attacks too they would be garbage. Almost all break attacks backfire you harder than they serve. For example: Hydreigon break. The attack does 150 dmg but you need to discard 3 energys (atk uses 1psyc 2dark & 1 normal energy). On top of that it does 50 dmg to 2 pokemons on YOUR bench.

[@glados1180]

@@astranox240 Well... What about Raticate Break/Ariados then? Golduck Break? Trevenant (I think thats his english name) Break? There are some really good one's out there.

[@nigeldm3490]

We need a Magic the Gathering and Yu GI Oh version

[@braeden9350]

Nigel DM - Magic the Gathering is next.

[@JRusso1998]

Nah yugioh

[@braeden9350]

Gennaro Russo - It says Magic the Gathering is next in the description.

[@JRusso1998]

McAwesome ah poo..

[@willbeckwith7642]

Hopefully yu gi oh is third

[@aycefingerboards1235]

Me:*trying to go to sleep* Also me:*wanting to look at all the cards*

[@joeywheeler6615]

Same

[@lilfleshballoon]

@@joeywheeler6615 yep

[@bbdog0980]

I still keep coming back to this video I love it

[@flangleguys]

some of those cards looks like theyre worth something

[@buggirlrock]

flangleguys none are anything super special.

[@ironicomens4069]

@@buggirlrock The exeggutor in the sleeve is actually quite rare: part of a special set.

[@sebastianrizvic]

@@ironicomens4069 it's not lol. It's a secret rare in the xy evolutions set. But the thing is, that set printed off SO many secret rares that they are basically worthless. I completed this set and I have about 5 of each of the secret rares...

[@CTRLVCatMemes]

Yu-Gi-Oh is my favourite Digimon

[@FwapoMcGee]

My favorite Bakugan is Duel Masters.

[@pimpchimpin4823]

*nerd rage intensified

[@ghostninja0105]

Navi The Fairy nearly had a stroke reading this😂

[@d4c290]

Lmao

[@deadfr0g]

This comment is the real Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@kingrootbeer8656]

Great Cthulhu this was my childhood!...oh who am I kidding, it’s still my life!

[@bookmulch7379]

Sans The Skeleton and what might be your favourite element?

[@subtopewdiepietgay9858]

Son: *Hey mom weres dad* Mom: *O he's upstairs* _Son opens door_ _Son shuts the door_ Son: *Mom dad's gone crazy again should we call the police*

[@sans5808]

We should call police again

[@yaboiguzma393]

Even though I play this game competitively now anytime the back of the cards unsleeved is still really nostalgic

[@bigIenny]

Bro u look like luke from the last Jedi in the thumbnail

[@ajshhwzhhwja2317]

Central HOLY SHITT

[@TheChicagogamer]

THE sacred cards!

[@wonderchild1840]

Take a seat

[@callummurphy7090]

OMG I just commented that

[@cyriloen8432]

Dunn dun da da Dunn Dunn dun dun da dun da dun dun da dunnnn

[@yob_etihw]

Who else came to see what cards he had

[@thatbeanerrr]

Me

[@ibamajo6339]

Everybody

[@oldsacount]

Me

[@urhopeltoniemi6676]

Me

[@apieceofbutteredtoast5395]

me

[@justusgray276]

I have tried over and over to make it through this whole video without falling asleep but never have made it.

[@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654]

if we ignore the lore and all that for a Second(because thats how long i can live without it) youre a great actor! great video keep up the good work!

[@joshuahodgson5989]

Tinglemon Choose you starter! Jeltap, A tapping type. Denchew, A chewing type. Normally has perfect teeth for chewing tingles. Paintel, a painting type.

[@Flflxlxl]

Joshua Hodgson Jeltap i choose

[@JokersWild]

I choose jeltap

[@largehenne5988]

WHY THE F WOULD I TRADE GROUNDON FOR AUDINO? That's a bad decision I just made, dang!

[@rantaro9440]

$2.49 for $2.49 Most certainly a bad trade -_-

[@rvrcty9451]

Cuz its better

[@mvd3775]

*groudon

[@mostimportantscrub]

I mean, Audino won world's. Groudon didn't.

[@scubb]

Obviously someone who's never played the real tcg

[@johnjohnson8442]

Some of these trades.... 😂😂😂😂 "yeah that sounds fair" - Lmaaoooo like none of these were fair for us

[@CAKTUZKATX3]

IKR!

[@scubb]

Not my fault you consented to bad trades

[@thatbeanerrr]

@@scubb lol i agree

[@Dgamer-zm6mr]

General grievous when he kills a Jedi be like 0:19

[@TheJsb39]

That moment when Groudon is ur favorite legendary Pokémon and audino is ur least favorite and he trades them :(

[@fireball1696]

You comment alot on this video, guess you like this type of asmr

[@keano4513]

@@fireball1696 He commented 2, max 3 times on this video...

[@chasem4774]

G R E E T I N G S

[@wassup5830]

E4 Wumbo manray😵

[@kiismyass1480]

E4 Wumbo ggh

[@Keanux12]

E4 Wumbo 7u7

[@cxtton_candyyy]

hi..

[@harryb12]

I have a mega charizard ex if u wanna trade ?

[@MrStrepsilz]

Harry B charizard with the shiny background cant be beaten

[@MissileKiller]

I got a Magikarp if you want

[@tinysquid8786]

i have mewtwo ex if you want to trade

[@seb9stian]

shiny Rayquaza or Arceus if you wanna trade

[@piccalele]

Harry B I have a blue eyes white dragon if you wanna trade

[@Auphyrox]

lol at this point Uncle E is literally a fan of everything

[@sleepysheepy9731]

That light tapping is heavenly

[@Commander.894]

I remember when Pokémon was so popular, there was this one kid in my neighborhood that would set up a little trading session on the block and their would be like 10 people to go there

[@hollowheart]

You’re so damn creative Rift! Please never stop

[@Corsaka]

Thumbnail - Pokémon Luke Skywalker

[@bumblemcgrumbles7720]

"Dad can I have my Pokémon cards back?" "Piss off, kid, I'm makin' a video."

[@Shinyloog20992]

2 years later and this is still my favorite asmr video

[@quantum6046]

Fun Fact. There are more ways to Shuffle a Pokémon card deck. ( With every single card ever in it ) than there are Atoms on Earth.

[@keithmini6281]

What? How?

[@ryansadauskis]

Why tf would someone trade a Kyogre for a Lucario. Like, Lucario is my favorite Pokémon but that's not even worth it.

[@ryansadauskis]

And a Groudon for an Audino?! Oml

[@crisla69]

Ryan Sadauskis audino is stronger then groudon

[@crisla69]

*than

[@skardius]

Depending on the training(if we talking digital games)it could be a fair trade.

[@tm0675]

because the Lucario was a good card for the format; t was played

[@orangeunderthesea1239]

0:01 you have a fake

[@subtopewdiepietgay9858]

Pokemon nerd trading with the Grim Reaper I will give you every EX I have and every BREAK I have for your soul Mmm mmm.... That sound like a great trade

[@dinn3r]

Everyone gangsta till he has no EX or BREAK

[@LiamKeefe-bt9pf]

That Kyogre for mega Lucario is an absolute robbery.

[@trumpetguy59]

I kind of like how the the sensitivity of the microphone makes the sound of the cards sliding between one another sound like the ancient wood tile cards or something. It sounds fascinating actually.

[@Captain_Bottles]

Can I be honest, I genuinely love collecting the character trainer cards, like when they’re game characters like gym leaders, trial captains, professors etc Still holding out for another Steven Stone card,,,,

[@infyre3728]

12:11 that is actually a mega rip off on whoever had that gardevoir

[@gaaragod9987]

I would never trade my Groudon for a damn Audino

[@Francopersano]

Audino is actually the better card; mega audino ex le a good deck, on the hand groundon is thrash

[@Mabufu381]

Audino deck came first in worlds lmao

[@Francopersano]

James Parkin Last year but yeah

[@Mabufu381]

Franco Persano im more into mtg now than pokemon, just remember audino and turbo darkrai being hot shit, and decidueye being the worst thing to play against ever. Greninja break was a thing too

[@Killerbeast-hx5qp]

Ikr what a waste of a perfectly good legendary

[@justinbermudez2739]

I would honestly like more of this one really helped the inner child of me and passed out 20 minutes into it

[@NeoN-yv8zd]

Little personal review on u and ur channel from the looks of the videos your really nice guy and your creative fun and professional channel helps me and many others relax I think this channel is a real asset to the KZbin community

[@propsyt383]

I have no clue what value these cards are, but holy they are shiny.

[@jzkehigginson1]

Big booty bitches

[@keano4513]

@@jzkehigginson1 Ah yes, agreed