The Infinity War Ashes Dealer | ASMR

You are paid a personal visit by an individual selling the ashes of the superheroes (and a few non-supers) who were disintegrated during the Infinity War.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@lucydanko4015]

I can just imagine him on his knees picking up the ashes while the avengers watch in horror

[@sholmes4593]

He was definitely with a little broom and a ziplock bag while Steve was still trying to hug Bucky. ... ... ... Ephemeral Rift starts vacuuming Steve to get all the ashes.

[@lucydanko4015]

@@sholmes4593 lol

[@axelf8557]

Lucy Danko He just turns to them like “Hey do y’all know who this is? Don’t want to get them mixed up”

[@hisnameiskilljoy]

Amazing XD

[@hisnameiskilljoy]

Elemental Rift: *Claps* "Alright people, we got to get the dust then leave! Let's move it!"

[@FredsVoice]

Such a great concept, I applaud you Dr Strange

[@julianburton4266]

FredsVoice ASMR Thor!!

[@ZSan__]

No wonder you don’t comment on other people’s vids when you got comments like the ones above me here

[@onepunchboi1962]

@@ZSan__ homophobe

[@assassin_5656]

Sup Thor😆

[@mustardman1040]

Froot Drank heterophobe

[@JJ-zr1wf]

Thanos: **Snaps the universe to dust** This guy: Buisness is *Booming!*

[@thebluejintythomasthetanke587]

Nice

[@voltagetheone9629]

Ephemeral rift: stonks

[@j.dpost-mortem9115]

I am a business man, doing business

[@isthatajojoreference0664]

STONKS

[@ghostproductionsmalls]

So true

[@Lutr.inae.]

This must be one of the 14,000,605 possibilities Doctor Strange saw

[@hamsnadwich6767]

All my homies love this timeline

[@sholmes4593]

Doctor Strange stopped looking for more after spending six minutes trying to understand why someone would buy dust... and be sure that's part of a human being.

[@fearful_light176]

This is fine

[@thehorrortrials9541]

Utiftituihiogyiifitgfiificuiytyyttuttfttyt

[@thehorrortrials9541]

Utiftituihiogyiifitgfiificuiuytyyttuttfttyt

[@notmorko7100]

Thanos: **snaps** Ephemeral Rift: *it’s free real estate*

[@whateveranimations6616]

😂😂😂😂

[@dajitlinnn]

Mork TOG underated af 😂

[@palacios..]

YOO😂😂

[@funtimegamer_guy5223]

Amazing

[@goak1764]

”This was Starlord. 100 grand”

[@joealuise404]

real respect for this man, he had the ability to hold up a bag of sand and say “here we have Spider-Man’s ashes” with a straight face for an hour

[@Father_finder]

@TheSpaceBoyy but better

[@lucaswon9751]

nah its spider man's ashes not sand

[@cefb8923]

Laughed

[@wetwater217]

LOL

[@doriangreen9862]

@TheSpaceBoyy ddddttd

[@SlyFunkyMonkey]

I can just imagine this guy, running around the battlefield, bagging ashes.

[@donovancurtis9381]

Captain Jack Sparrow style™️

[@226nick2]

He is actually a scammer. The ash is probably ......

[@wettoaster6739]

My question is how the hell did he get to Titan?

[@ParanointDE]

Why did i read banging ashes?

[@thepizzatime3502]

Like general Grevious

[@benkern8233]

*snorts a sixteen year old’s ashes* “My spidey senses are tingling”

[@kirn874]

👀

[@davidlarkin1040]

👀

[@usernamepassword236]

Hmmm why do i hear sirens

[@blytheguy750]

@@usernamepassword236 technically this is legal...😶

[@usernamepassword236]

@@blytheguy750 i dont think any of this is legal

[@TheDismissor]

“Mr stark, I don’t feel so good” Ephemeral rift: “MONEY TIME”

[@sholmes4593]

He was already behind Tony with a hand vacuum.

[@help4761]

Oh my god why is this funny? I'm trying not to wake my family up

[@TheDismissor]

I bet when thanos snapped there was a 50% sale.

[@goodguybuy7961]

money time wtf hahaha

[@idkbro4695]

TIME TO GIVE ME MY MONEY yeahhhhhhh

[@Oonkeh]

Imagine dying while saving the world just so you can end up inside a Ziploc bag

[@martha.stella]

Love the picture. Love the comment. Love EVERYTHING 👏

[@megaeff921]

@@martha.stella i love you

[@toenails4607]

New drugs Thanos cocaine

[@jadencigola7105]

I'm 300th like, let's go

[@ShawnTheDon8]

i was your 600th like㊙

[@Ozzysyn]

"Would you mind if I have a seat?" "Yes." *_video ends_*

[@Dew2Much]

Nice

[@u121386]

*Roll credits*

[@neonfighter0748]

*plays whatever the hell that one credit roll meme is idfk the name*

[@bananabus.]

@@neonfighter0748 directed by Robert b weide

[@Glooberpoober]

Pls sir its 12 o’clock at night you can’t make me laugh rn-

[@acouchthathastheinternetav3618]

When people search up ASMR, this should be what defines what it is. Nothing seductive, nothing over the top, simply a man selling ashes.

[@brodiewilliams5512]

agreed

[@Traincauseyes]

agreed

[@averongodoffire8098]

agreed

[@lumethecrow2632]

agreed

[@ryry3568]

agreed

[@maxt5994]

*Half of the galaxy dies* Ephemeral rift : *S T O N K S*

[@snowyvert]

😂😂😂😂 madd

[@yellostarr]

*Universe

[@doggo9421]

Only one that made me laugh

[@elchavesman7788]

666 likes

[@yellostarr]

@@elchavesman7788 yes.

[@nicholasmapes]

I use "specialized equipment" **starts vacuum cleaner**

[@C2topnotch]

This comment got me

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa964]

EPIC WIN TIME

[@darthrevan533]

Lol

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa964]

bruh I think your Vids are copied

[@MrAlsPals]

1000tj like

[@thefatebringer2046]

Imagine being at a party and some dude pulls out a lil baggy and starts railing lines of spider mans ashes in front of you 👁👄👁

[@n4nia]

WhAt😀

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

Now that's a party I wanna go to

[@Jon-mo1rw]

Funny seeing you here fatebringer….

[@Eden-mn6rt]

Then their webshooters go off

[@jestersupreme4631]

And he starts sticking to walls

[@zzandril]

Ingest Nick Fury's ashes, and you will gain the legendary ability of his incredible sarcasm, and you will be able to somehow put a swear word in every other sentence you say.

[@hamsnadwich6767]

Combine that with Gordon Ramsay's ashes and you no longer need to say words you just swear

[@SolarNawr]

@@hamsnadwich6767 damn Australians been ingesting a ton of Gordon Ramsey and nick fury’s ashes

[@prsly.h6739]

@@SolarNawr no

[@joeltehguy]

Also it gives the n word pass

[@boo-dl1lx]

Well until the avengers come back an Nick fury bursts out of your chest like the fucking alien

[@BasedRaccoon]

Finally, I can fulfill my dreams of snorting Spider-Man.

[@82dorrin]

Am I using the Winter Soldier as steak seasoning? You bet your ass I am!

[@SickMind42]

nothing better than mixing scarlet witch with some water to make some magic juice

[@omneshbleh8885]

Not what I had in mind when I wanted to suck spidey but aight

[@simonstopher5212]

You gave me a good little chuckle there my dude

[@teddybear7247]

perfect

[@d_fragg_8965]

Hulk brings back Avengers: "Snap" Every body that was snorting spiderman: I dont feel so good

[@kalebpowell7942]

Spider man becoming a amputee and spider woman: *AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*

[@boo-dl1lx]

Underrated comment

[@Igxana]

Hol up

[@benmoreno5882]

Lol just means there's a 50/50 chance someone ate spooder man's nut

[@CruddySpark115]

P E T E R T I N G L E

[@BasedHorrigan]

Black panther's ashes deal has turned so freaking dark...

[@Destiny15]

This video was a year ago tho...

[@catlxver4228]

Holly hell yeah, i mean it's not his fault he did this a year ago but still shit dark as hell

[@amziah8028]

All of you shut the fuck up holy shit.

[@Destiny15]

@Jason Green lol, how salty can you be over a fucking KZbin comment...

[@Destiny15]

@Jason Green Goddamn there is just no point replying to you...He ment is a joke and I was just pointing out that it was made a year ago. Why you no understand (ー_ー゛)

[@DoubtfulBread68]

Imagine consuming Nick Fury’s ashes and end up going temporarily blind in one eye

[@palmopolis_is_recording]

@Izaya Wilhite seems like a fair trade to me, I don’t see a problem. *snorts nick fury through my entire sinus system*

[@Us3r739]

He isn’t temporarily blind he is permanently blind, humans can’t replace eyes and since we don’t shed like reptiles, scarring is another consequence

[@PastorYoda56]

@@Us3r739 the effect would wear off, that’s what he’s talking about. Not Nick Fury himself, but the effects of it.

[@thedarklordakathelikelord4268]

You would gain half blindness but funny remarks any pretty much anything nick furry can do

[@WillBinge]

And the ability say the n word And wield a purple lightsaber.

[@cactusjuice2627]

Almost all of their names sound like they could be actual drugs ( drax, black panther, scarlet witch...)

[@jisungbisung5477]

doctor strange can make you feel strange

[@zoee3296]

Y'all I got screwed on some Star Lord the other night... Still don't like the high as much as the one I get with some good old Nick Fury, though

[@ItzCortana]

Lol 😂

[@joeltehguy]

Gimme some of that spider man And i'll give you my groot

[@denski6358]

could work as drugs in Fallout New Vegas lmao

[@user-ue3vs4jl9b]

I bought an ounce of Spider-Man for $1,000; he said that since the supply was low its move expensive, and it didn’t do squat for me. Don’t trust this guy

[@Yabois_here]

Imagine when everyone comes back and then you just find a body part just lying on your coffee table

[@sholmes4593]

Whose nose is this?! Dx

[@naterk9460]

"Oh no, this is not a scam." Seems legit.

[@dylanmcfiggins5816]

(Gets pulled over) Officer: can you explain what this is? Me: Spiderman. Officer: uhh... yeah you're coming with us.

[@bladehardy]

What happens when you snort spiderman I dont feel so good

[@davudlastname2545]

Peter Griffin: tries to get powers by going into a dumpy yard Me: tries to get powers by snorting peter parker's ashes then gets pulled over by cop and searched then dog searches dust and gets powers

[@Michael-Ambarossa]

I hate to take the roll of a Grammar Nazi and tell you that what the officer last said is Yeah, you're coming with us.

[@hamburger5331]

bruhh hhhahahahhaha just a drug called spiderman xD

[@Jack-zd3vr]

Dylan McFiggins you’re*

[@itsnotaphaseitsaromance]

Dealer: You can spread it on your sandwich... Me: Another one bites the dust

[@jisungbisung5477]

deadly queen has already touched that plastic bag

[@zoee3296]

*H A H*

[@RaffiP-od8dj]

@@jisungbisung5477 c h e w

[@captaindanecrazychannel646]

I didnt get it until i got it

[@Im_Not_AP0LL0]

Ephemeral Rift: *sells infinity war ashes* endgame: *i'm gonna ruin this man's whole career*

[@calblack4156]

ER: I’ll just get Loki’s ashes

[@MOMOFCJ6]

Better idea the power of the dupe

[@bananabus.]

CHAOSSSSSS

[@philipvigil6313]

Everyone who has the ashes in their body is gonna be a victim to some kind of mortal kombat finisher

[@tylertapyt1177]

The avengers why did I respawn inside somebody's nose

[@Dead_Text]

Time stamps: 7:20 is spider man 15:38 is black panther 21:40 is doctor strange 27:00 is groot 31:00 is star-lord 37:26 Is scarlet witch It’s pretty late, so I’m gonna end it here for now, if anyone wants to reply a continuation, I would be happy! Hope this helped a bit!

[@sarmsgoblin]

41:50 is drax 46:44 is falcon 48:00 is Winter soilder 49:11 is mantis 54:50 is Hank pym, Janet van dyne and hope van dyne 58:42 is Maria hill and Nick Fury There you go mate

[@mr.wizbiz.2917]

@@sarmsgoblin Thanks a lot man👍

[@potassium3948]

Ima steal some of them black panther ashes tomorrow and sell it like this guy right here. Man, business gon’ be good.

[@bankai1835]

You never returned…😞

[@tinabridgelal8438]

Hello 7 months in 2022

[@jaykay6222]

What would Starlord's ashes give you, the ability to be familiar with 80's trivia?

[@jeannehanewich1760]

Jay Kay cockiness probably

[@474mph]

D

[@logansmith7599]

Yeah 80s trivia definitely not the part that he’s Half god

[@jaykay6222]

@@logansmith7599 Half Celestial, yeah. True. Less funny though.

[@yourlocalgamer7189]

Jay Kay being very upset and start whipping the person who killed your gf with a gun and end up getting all your friends killed

[@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651]

*"Hail Hydra, by the way"* Wait a second...

[@ottok2969]

Waait shit

[@e.x.e.1087]

Where in the video was that

[@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651]

@@e.x.e.1087 37:48

[@e.x.e.1087]

Thanks

[@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651]

@@e.x.e.1087 No problem!

[@RoverDover]

Me: sees Wanda's ashes are up for sale Also me: * ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"

[@brunoamaya342]

Fr

[@ztoxinface5258]

Simp alert

[@axerbadel953]

Don't lie you want to be a simp just like the rest of us

[@loopTSB]

@@carlosemanuelmartins1305 you could play god with her abilities and what you think of is pooping gold

[@stickycheetos1870]

imagine watching a guy at the beach put sand in a bunch of random bags with superhero names while laughing at himself.

[@exodus0529]

Really underselling Drax's invisibility there.

[@austinmelton8401]

The absolute amazingness of the comments this video has produced. Love it

[@ryanrush3633]

It wasn't found, His dust was invisible too, unfortunately

[@virtualhugman5718]

And his inceedible reflexes able to keep concepts away from his mind

[@neolin.99]

1950: we will have flying cars in the future 2019: John Wick becomes a hero ash dealer in his old age

[@Dragon-yo1wo]

But he looks like John wick with the way his hair is styled

[@jonahnicholas7373]

1950: who the heck is John Wick?

[@ercanteke7597]

@@spoon2497 AN*

[@ercanteke7597]

@@spoon2497 please when armageddon happens and I have to get your forgiveness to go to heaven can you please forgive me

[@n4td9]

Ercan Teke r/woosh

[@Oxijinn_]

That black panther one hits hard now RIP

[@fdp478]

@Nikos Zachary yes officer this comment right here

[@dedotrongames6402]

@@fdp478 That won't work in 2020.

[@mattlesnak2387]

Wakanda forever

[@fdp478]

@@dedotrongames6402 it’s 2021

[@dedotrongames6402]

@@fdp478 One week ago, it was 2020.

[@joemama6754]

Plot twist: those are the ashes of every orphanage he’s burnt down

[@thegoldenstick]

THANK YOU Finally someone Smart

[@matteoletizio305]

Avengers come back in Endgame* Ash Dealer: but I have you in my briefcase

[@basicallyvlogs6147]

I'm Dirty Dan Me: *looks at Spider-Man * wait didn’t I snort your ashes

[@rfractal]

NO IM DIRTY DAN

[@ruien12zre]

Hol up

[@bobanderbaumeister3684]

How did you know that 2 months before the movie started in the cinema 👀

[@nathanperalta5116]

Boban der Baumeister we all knew they were coming back

[@watchdog5100]

He looks like doctor strange with a hint of John wick

[@chrismyboi1827]

I was thinking he looked like John wick

[@miku_kwurk6416]

Oh

[@VenousPrawn]

Dik_Daily all u need to do is shave him correctly boom

[@anselcantin4735]

And a half a teaspoon of Clancy brown

[@gman6558]

he actually does btw 69 likes

[@TheDarkAcademy]

TIME STAMPS💜 - 0:00 introduction - 7:20 Spider-Man - 15:37 Black Panter - 21:34 Doctor Strange - 26:52 Groot - 30:53 Star-Lord - 37:23 Scarlet Witch - 41:44 Drax - 46:37 Falcon - 48:00 Winter Soldier/Bucky - 49:09 Mantis - 54:45 Hank pym, Janet van Dyne, Hope van Dyne - 58:39 Maria Hill, Nick Fury - 1:00:52 Paybill - 1:01:29 ending i hope this was right! And im Dutch so im not The best in English... 😂🇳🇱 Have a nice day! Or have a good sleep💜

[@fireball1696]

Thanks for taking your time to do this

[@bfr161]

Thank you

[@heinrichvonschnitzel8600]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[@TheDarkAcademy]

@@heinrichvonschnitzel8600 GEKOLONISEERD🇳🇱

[@_Tzer]

37:48 some lore

[@madnorb8810]

Imagine snorting up a super hero and when hulk snaps his fingers... You hear a rip from your stomach

[@nateevan5922]

"Went around and collected the ashes..." So you just Went To space

[@jah7615]

Nate Evan ER keeps suprising us xD

[@TheJosher967]

Basically

[@IntroDJ101]

If he got Groots ash's then he went to Wakanda. How did he find Wakanda?

[@timewellspent8137]

He's got rifts remember

[@nuax6688]

Intro DJ 101 Wakanda got opened to the rest of the world

[@JH20059]

So that’s how the Mafia works...

[@ryleestewart982]

What has pewdiepie started.

[@theyu4043]

I will make u pop like that

[@birdnumber4816]

This video is in some the vids of the youtuber Clumsy.

[@UnDragonized]

Gonna make you pump like that *bass drop*

[@tatsumi2358]

@@ryleestewart982 when it wasnt him who started it

[@CMV510]

Imagine how the villains' would sound. Someone: "You got the Proxima Midnight?" Some other person: "I'll trade that for some Ebony Maw."

[@EdenOfShmeeden]

I'll trade you for my black dwarf for that

[@averex8258]

You guys want some red skull?

[@icgmommy87]

Imagine at the end he just says: “ well now that we’ve Finished...You’ll be joining my Collection. *Snaps* “

[@kyoutubt1134]

Bruh

[@theredhare2483]

Bruh

[@TheRealKurooo]

Bruh

[@deat2393]

Bruh also, “definitely”

[@icgmommy87]

@@deat2393 yletinifed

[@user-mx6rl4wp7o]

aunt may: can i please,, please just give me my nephews ashes,, he’s my family er: that will be $110 an ounce these are highly sought after

[@eggman1346]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@chrischangaming8028]

Aunt may: BUT HE'S MY FAMILY!

[@austinhart3604]

Lol awesome but aunt may turn to dust too

[@sidneydubose9974]

ChickenLovesEatingChicken 😂😂

[@abbyintheattic]

When Aunt May finds out her nephew is $110: *"WHAT THE FU-"* 😂 Only marvel fans will get it 😊

[@02iscringe55]

officer: is that cocaïne? me: nope just some black panther ah he died a week ago. rest in peace panther... and WAKANDA FOREVA

[@jakeg.1089]

*says into walkie talkie* we need backup

[@misakichoi636]

Black panther sounds like a drug name to me

[@theminecraftwhisperer995]

Misaki Choi r/wooooosh

[@Jimmiesmom]

Nice

[@presidentyoni]

TheMinecraftWhisperer that's not a woooosh

[@rangorat5122]

I love how he asks you if you want the person’s ashes like how someone might ask you what flavor of ice cream you would want

[@makarovbalaski4260]

… do an avengers collab with Fred’s voice as Thor, you as Dr strange, Blissful zen as captain America and Gibi as Wanda

[@donovancurtis9381]

This is a very underrated comment. Genuinely.

[@boi4841]

@@donovancurtis9381 dude that would be cool

[@matyfenixcarmine]

@@boi4841 yeah. Also imposible

[@matthewhylton1]

YES

[@jacobmclean7773]

Damn bro that’s genius

[@xmaswithguns]

The ashes of superheroes. That's dark stuff man.... I love it.

[@auv8118]

New Title: Doctor Strange sells his comrades cremated bodies to support his alcoholism after the wars permanent scarring

[@veronicamorales8093]

Lmao

[@platterbudder]

JESUS

[@angry_zergling]

@@platterbudder Meh...they're all ready dead. Their suffering is over. To the alcoholic who is living - their suffering continues. I would not fault the alcoholic magician who sold the ashes of my corporal form to lessen/delay his/her own suffering while they remained material. I'm dead - I don't need my remains (or the ashes thereof). If somebody who is alive can make use of them to better humanity or even lessen their own suffering without increasing the suffering of others...I'm all for it.

[@thatonekid_gaming8920]

Bruh. If that were strange, he would be selling himself.

[@zantanzara2708]

Whoever ends up buying all of Wanda would be unstoppable.

[@yeetfetus5269]

Hehe

[@JVpiano]

What if the ashes are actually just random cremated bodies…

[@taylorlovec4314]

Him: Think about ingesting it safely. Everyone else: *Snorts the ashes*

[@focalpoint._]

*_mIx iT In wiTh sOme of YoUr coFfeE_*

[@MrWest-lu2kl]

Think about how much that would burn

[@thunderbird4778]

gonna snort some fuckin drax

[@DoomSlayer-gj8qb]

@@thunderbird4778 aye yo got any spider man?

[@Fletchmister77]

That’s what I was thinking but not really of snorting just the ashes but I am wondering what would happen if you snort dorito dust and what do you gain if you do that diabetes or something like that you tell me

[@broskydoodle6697]

The quality content I subscribed for.

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

BIG CHUNGUS APPROVES OF THIS CONTENT

[@legion3356]

@@johnmivule-novabow8143 oh god no

[@fatjuicytaco]

Dread it. Run from it. CHUNGUS WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU.

[@skylerrose4494]

BIG CHUNGUS above space and time.

[@meme-cu7gs]

Ow yeah!

[@arnie7779]

Imagine when hulk snaps and you just grow back out of a zip lock bag

[@clarkstrange2142]

@@Blacksheepth the bag would obviously break it’s just a plastic bag

[@frgal1336]

“You’re familiar with the villain referred to as thanos, and how he acquired these mystical stones? The, K̶i̶d̶n̶e̶y̶ infinity stones?”

[@christopherterzakos6118]

Shaggys kidney stones

[@thebluejintythomasthetanke587]

Whomst`edv

[@juanmanuelv.cobico7528]

Kidney🦴?

[@dwbes]

Hey

[@sealkadoompokemonphd3770]

Buying dead superheroes usually isn't something one considers when contemplating a balanced universe but this does put a smile on my face

[@diamondpick523real]

...but this does send tingles down my back

[@inudude15]

I have decided this dealer's crew is just a gang of Roombas and I won't be convinced otherwise.

[@martianrefridgerator8669]

Theyre special asmr roombas who make a relaxing humming noise when vacuuming

[@josiahmaxwell2316]

😂😂nice😂😂

[@squidwardlegends2950]

Ash Seller of the Marvel Roster

[@rustlerv6549]

"She (Scarlett Witch) is actually a Hydra experiment... Hail Hydra by the way"

[@goldentechmahroop3935]

Hail Hydra

[@dedotrongames6402]

Hail hydra.

[@squid_incorporated.]

Hail hydra

[@karlchance7764]

Hydra hail

[@karlchance7764]

Wait...

[@markyman8553]

Imagine if Avengers Endgame is just this video

[@jaxonlanteigne8039]

Marky Man this was a very good comment and didn’t get enough recognition

[@markyman8553]

Thx

[@quinnuknow3680]

Marky Man genius

[@gibbygarbo9475]

If only it was this good

[@BizzareJungle13]

Oof

[@colleencrotteau7632]

41:50 I'm sorry sir, but the bag is empty..

[@clown8931]

?

[@luiscedeno7856]

yeet yeet r/woooosh

[@luiscedeno7856]

yeet yeet its an inside joke if youve watched infinity war

[@clown8931]

@@luiscedeno7856 I have watched almost every marvel movie

[@jarettiechroeb1399]

So completely still that it is invisible to the eye

[@Bori.1776]

My first thought at these deals was Arthur’s voice from red dead popping into my head yelling “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MUNEH?!”

[@maddoxp.3586]

R.I.P. Chadwick Boseman ❤

[@calblack4156]

RIP

[@boi4841]

Wakanda forever my brother may you Rest In Peace. He brought entertainment and awesomeness to every kid and every adult while fight cancer. Fucking legend man. Fucking legend.

[@flawtism1271]

May he rest in piece

[@hawkensanimations2516]

huh? i wonder what snorting spiderman would feel like??? i think it wouldn't *feel so good* ....... i'll go home

[@almostliv]

too soon

[@GastArts]

No, go in the corner and think about what you have done

[@Dante-uk8pr]

Don't go home they won't want u, leave and go far from home

[@thatfoouvadea]

Oh you’re far from... home... hehehe

[@connorlee3704]

😡

[@cookiez9979]

Spider-Man: I don’t feel so good StarLord: AnOtHeR oNe BiTeS tHe DuSt

[@HowCouldJu]

Bites za dusto

[@grapefruit8769]

@Brandon Kochell fuck you

[@JvnoCore]

Killer Queen Daisan no bakadun BITES ZA DUSTO

[@DehydratedMixx]

@@JvnoCore i was about to comment the samething, but then I saw your comment

[@cmacmcd]

More like another one becomes the dust

[@tempalarcon]

Little did he know 1 year later the ashes of black panther would be real

[@jojojojojojojojojojojojo4181]

I hate and love this comment. I'm gonna shave to like it

[@ajcoolgame947]

@@jojojojojojojojojojojojo4181 same

[@JetKerido]

I'm here to honor Black Panther's actor after he's passed on. Man's an insparation for others even after becoming ashes ;--; rip

[@xaifo7752]

Lol sucks to be dead 💀 😂

[@matsbaumans8116]

*snorts*

[@taggartblake]

@@xaifo7752 bruh not cool

[@xaifo7752]

@@taggartblake it is cool

[@WITSasmr]

Imagine spotting Rift in the background of Endgame...

[@sholmes4593]

With a broom and a lot of bags... waving at Tony while he returns home, leaving him and Nebula alone. Too far from the nearest 7 eleven.

[@lordofjonkeys5609]

cubed kaintence ................*cough*..........

[@Christian_509]

Im dead

[@focalpoint._]

“Why are you here?” “I need to resupply my stocks”

[@kevinvidoz3004]

@@lordofjonkeys5609 d

[@Sansri16761]

Is this the deleted opening scene to Endgame?

[@rocksolid4597]

A 1-hour movie opening ok

[@johnkav1]

You know what....probably is

[@rocksolid4597]

But not F*cking opening scene

[@listentocky1]

@Enclave Scouwt that's not editing and mixing vfx shots...guestimating its gonna be 2h 22m

[@kenjamarticus]

420 likes now 😏👌🏼

[@2chainz391]

Thanos: snaps Ephemeral rift: “that’s when the big bucks start rolling in”

[@naughtymelon6712]

Rift: "you could put it on a sandwich or mix it into your coffee..." Everyone: "UP THE NOSE IT GOES"

[@zoee3296]

ER: "However you feel like ingesting it..... Safely." The comments: "Ah, time to *snort some ash* ."

[@darthrevan533]

Lol

[@bananaled8994]

I won't lie, you are absolutely right.

[@sansthepun12]

If you reeeaaally think about there a very good chance that someone snorted the pelvis of these heroes and I hope I never die around these people

[@Pixel3572]

@@sansthepun12 if any of these people see you die they will instantly cremate you and snort the ashes

[@thedarklordakathelikelord4268]

AHAHAH XDXDXD

[@newfuture85]

An ounce of groot, hell yeah Officer: Is that coke? Me: *ripping a line* No it’s groot

[@NeoMetaI]

Sir that’s white

[@OnMyKneesForKidCudi]

Snort not ripping

[@eterna748]

Plot twist you becone a living tree

[@lightt4744]

Groot sounds like a drug tho...

[@Michael_Sangworth]

*starts growing branches out of every orifice after snorting 50 grams of groot* WE are groot

[@crownclowncreations]

This guy’s motto, probably: “You are what you snort”

[@pashauzan]

Then I'm my grandma

[@pedrovasquez3535]

@@pashauzan dude

[@Diamond_Aura]

This would be one heck of a hero/villain origin story. For just about $1000, someone gains diminished versions of abilities of almost every hero. They could be quite a help or threat depending on what they do with that

[@Angelo-bb8tk]

“I don’t feel so good”- Insomnia

[@solidskullz5736]

This needs more likes

[@Kai_snzz]

✊🏻✊🏻✌🏻

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

lol

[@Short_Potato]

The perfect roast doesn't exis--

[@niftyd123]

Imagine your snorting their ashes and then meanwhile captain marvel and the other avengers undo it. So while your snorting the avengers *they just burst out of your nose*

[@fionna294]

jesus

[@squidking_]

Me: man my water bottle feels a lot heavier than usual Tom Holland: *muffled yelling*

[@iamnotarobot3255]

squidking what if peter was now a liquid because you mix him with your water.

[@squidking_]

@@iamnotarobot3255 how did you make it EVEN WORSE

[@squidking_]

Vincent Foley or he has peanut butter in his bloodstream now

[@DragonOnStrike]

“An ounce of Black Panther coming right up” 😂😂

[@taggartblake]

nononononononono

[@DragonOnStrike]

@@taggartblake oh shit, I can’t remember if this was before he died or not 💀

[@memelordmog8071]

this aged well

[@lqu]

"Hey, would you like to buy your grandma's ashes for free, after you give me $620?"

[@josiahmaxwell2316]

Ill take 25 grams of "Mr Stark, i dont feel so good"

[@mushrunes]

too soon

[@oscarstenderup]

“...Ingesting it safely” *”WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT SNORT SUPERHERO ASHES?!?!”*

[@simply_camo]

🤣🤣🤣

[@johnharte3549]

I can

[@blobthing4622]

hes does not kno de way of the wicken

[@ultspark]

Ah yes, the video that not only introduced me to this legendary man but also convinced me to watch/listen to asmr

[@dajmipierogi.7795]

Iron man: snaps Dealer: ayo stop playing where the supply at

[@benmcdevitt7036]

So you’re telling me that Spider-Man is cheaper than weed Edit: for the people tryna tell me I’m wrong, in philly an ounce is anywhere from 150 to 190 dollars at least for me

[@valkaerie8715]

I want to snort spider man

[@Deebs.]

I mean weeds too good to be cheap

[@danlwatchvideo]

If your paying 110$ an ounce you’re wrong XD

[@eeljai2048]

So hes telling me they have dna still in them molecular reconstruction has joined chat

[@Lord_Viscerate]

i spilled my beer, when i read this

[@swastikaneo8965]

Dude went to another planet to get spidey...... Respect. You could have brought tony home

[@Darrkoh]

How did he get there

[@swastikaneo8965]

@@Darrkoh beats me???

[@zornstein_-9472]

He opened a rift

[@FJacket]

Yo imagine this guy just selling his grandparents’ ashes and saying they’re from celebrities

[@savagebridges141]

*me high af* Friend: what you on? Me: the ashes of the cast from avengers infinity war.

[@spyguy888]

Me: Uncle E I don’t feel so good Ephemeral Rift: 💰💰💰

[@saxust]

Gotta get paid off of dust somehow. Your sacrifice is much appreciated

[@SlouchVeryRare]

@Cory Crane Nope...hes saying that once we lost our bois, he could sell their disintegrated dust particles.

[@LoneTailProductions]

Oh man. I cant wait to snort Dr. Strange. That'll be the BEST trip ever Edit: I didn't even think I'd get 1 like.

[@valkaerie8715]

Surley a magical experience >w>

[@marianneeatscrackers1547]

Same, can’t wait to snort Thor, or maybe captainAmerica

[@yexo3969]

@@marianneeatscrackers1547 they um didn't die

[@marten5270]

wouldn't that be kinda strange

[@magmahotgaming4550]

Yo I was thinking that

[@stevegroaners8413]

I love how he connects the characters in his videos to the other videos

[@RayM4tIZyx]

Respect for the crative thinking behind all your videos. I love that every video takes me out into another imaginary universe. It was really fun to watch your videos when I was at university. Thank you for all the relaxation and sleep! Good now! 😀

[@EphemeralRift]

Good now!

[@lucbrisebois767]

Mr. Rift I do feel so good.

[@lucbrisebois767]

3.3k views and 3 dislikes. I guess three guys don’t like infinity war.

[@oryxslayer0296]

*wind* *noises* *intensify*

[@benzass95]

*collects dust* another one for the store

[@Short_Potato]

@@lucbrisebois767 *better hope no rule 34 writers read that there comment*

[@barnijks1826]

he will sell u too man...

[@thereishaironyourscreen2991]

If it were a real dealer I bet they would just scrape up some random dudes ash and pass it off as an avenger

[@korkskrew5358]

smh

[@Flegado]

still higher chances than the lottery

[@lampfluid981]

I applaud you for making wipe my screen

[@redlightg27]

@Ryan G. nah man Literally the opposite

[@cluelessfour4928]

damnit

[@Swinsl]

This was the first video I ever saw of your channel, Paul. Hell, this was my first ASMR video I've ever seen in general. I started watching when the pandemic happened and I had to do online school, and I'd just go on KZbin most of the time and not do work. I found myself being sucked into this vortex of charming, creative, and strange content. You've seriously changed my life (I know this is corny, but still) and I seriously appreciate you and all that you do. You've gotten me through great moments in my life and debilitating lows. I could never thank you enough, so once will suffice. Thank you, Paul. For everything. - Rae

[@donteverbuynoweedfromnogas4496]

Imagine you just chilling and some guy comes out of a zip loc bag you've had for 5 years

[@Danthast]

Imagine they could only bring a quarter of the population back because this guy just kept selling the ashes

[@sholmes4593]

Bucky comes back, but without arms at all.

[@yoguz3283]

Black panther comes back but he’s white

[@oogabooga9546]

@@yoguz3283 FINALLY, the SUPERIOR black panther 😍☺️

[@marimarianneanne]

@@oogabooga9546 wtf my guy

[@oogabooga9546]

@@marimarianneanne 😎

[@Orokovet]

Applaud this man... he travelled all the way to titan for spider-man’s dust 🚶🏻‍♂️

[@normanultraviolence6465]

Jake Rayburn without even throwing a glance to Tony or Nebula. Do NOT applaud

[@WoodJD]

Wait, so if I eat my grandmas ashes I’ll get dementia?

[@Big_Jeevs]

That's funny but I'm so sorry about your grandma.

[@melkor2650]

This is incredibly macabre, but also amazing and creative! Love it! Lots of people running around with "superhero ashes," that *definitely* give you their super-powers, is absolutely something you would expect to see in this scenario P.S. -- excellent use of the word Eldritch :D