A Job for the Rift Cartel | ERU ASMR

[@Marvo_G]

This guys creativity is literally endless

[@evanmykoniatis]

And i believe we have seen nothing yet

[@jaxon5970]

@@Gotmilk0112 Wherefore might not but thee misprise?

[@Ponkowski]

Yep

[@chrollo6444]

He’s just pulling ideas from the idea void dude

[@asianfrenchcanadian]

The Sanitarium Is endless.

[@cobrall009]

Anyone else half expected uncle ER to say "these are their stories-" at the end of the intro as if it were an episode of Law and Order?

[@unsaiinted]

NO IT REALLY SOUNDED LIKE THAT

[@danieln6700]

I kinda did lol

[@PWest235]

I was waiting for some ASMR-friendly "DUN DUN" and a title card.

[@vfxsyko]

@@user-rk5fq1nk2j relatable

[@obi5398]

@@vfxsyko same

[@jayjones1649]

ER is, without any doubt, the GOAT of the ASMR community.

[@pyrobowser158]

Him and MassageASMR are my asmr goats.

[@Kurt_051]

BIG FACTS!

[@quetiteva717]

Can y'all people tell me what does goat stands for or what does it mean? I know it's the animal but I don't know the meaning in the other use of the word, can y'all explain me please :D?

[@fotisleve100]

@@quetiteva717 It's an acronym for Greatest Of All Time

[@thegay2pac311]

@@quetiteva717 Greatest Of All Time 🐐

[@RadioDadJokes]

The Rift Cartel; such a great name it sounds like it could actually exist.

[@synergy6035]

Who said it didn’t.

[@xamentle5065]

@@synergy6035 just what I was gonna say

[@molodoy..]

Thinking about Rifa from SA

[@adrianreygarcia3514]

It already exists. Its a Moroccan cartel

[@exoblaze5226]

666 likes and there was 6 comments but now it is 7

[@xkatzz7700]

My guy really found a fishing reel at a flee market and was like: "This is perfect for my cartel video!"

[@saucemaster5218]

Ha lol

[@milion2398]

Souns like a cat purring

[@shfity5]

Item 9 is the bee’s knees.

[@julioromo5849]

Idk how did asmr like do this to your body and your head feels werid

[@Infntpaccout1100.3x]

facts bro 😂most underrated comment ive seen ever

[@cristiansanchez8113]

Imagine the DEA busting down his door confiscating the pounds of pure uncut tingles.

[@asmrplushpaws]

We all know they'll be unable to control their desires to snort some tingles themselves.

[@SexyFace]

but they do it in quiet asmr fashion

[@greedgod5827]

the TEA

[@ianspence8135]

this comment has dr t vibes

[@pxyg0n128]

I would be so sad :(

[@ThexVaultxTech]

After watching for almost a decade, you can just talk about anything and it gives me ASMR

[@No1TypeC]

You've been successfully conditioned 😌

[@wjye]

Dude. It just occurred to me that I’ve been watching this guy since 2011-2012. Holy heck.

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

@@No1TypeC was just about to say that

[@user-nc8db9hu7n]

Can we get a video length version of that opening, just er talking about deep rooted corruption in the modern world in asmr

[@yens1609]

I feel like papa rift might get suicided if he dropped truth like that on a more reg basis

[@andersonp392]

So there is two things possible, either rift has a child that has a my little pony backpack. Or rift went out and bought a pony backpack which is a power move and probably the coolest scenario.

[@flynnmovies1234]

iirc he does have a kid, but it's more like Uncle E to do the second option at this point

[@TheDylls]

Ya, pretty sure the only kid he's mentioned is a young son

[@ambervitacco7059]

His son is teenaged, like 13 now I thibk

[@datboi2250]

This is Fluttershy. She has a lot of security issues. Just like that NWO checkpoint after we detonate the C4

[@goodguybjorn]

@@datboi2250 pfft

[@user-xu9vo4hj4r]

As a Russian, I deeply respect this three-stripes Adidas jacket

[@russianfederation4160]

Tri poloski hardbass tusovki

[@bensoontm5244]

You mean *We deeply respect this*

[@CausticAscarite]

Я мы абибас

[@captainprice9892]

ДВФ скачал из нот восемь спать ай Андестенд ту историю отделяющая Одессу я

[@placeholderplaceholder6056]

@@bensoontm5244 No, probably not. Soviet Russia is gone :'(

[@mickiecolven7178]

The cut he had to make after saying “what’s so funny” while holding up the my little pony backpack I just know he cracked up and broke character

[@primalboi96]

Nvm found it lmao

[@ZoeAmory]

I was totally expecting to hear the Law&Order "dun-dun!" at the end of the intro. :D

[@alexmartinez5859]

Glad I wasn’t the only one. Rift eerily sounded like the narrator’s voice.

[@lateriona]

Right exactly

[@maximilianwalsh5580]

Rift spends a couple weeks doing normal voice / louder whispers just to hit is with that absolute banger. He’s the goat of quiet whisper asmr.

[@beflyaudio]

Pog for the backpack. Couldn't stop laughing. Watched this show when i was a kid and it brings back a lot of weirdly warm memories.

[@gallifrox6099]

I still watch it and I'm 22

[@GeneralRosity]

Show?

[@gallifrox6099]

@@GeneralRosity My Little Pony

[@3LZ0RR0]

pog?

[@beflyaudio]

@@3LZ0RR0 Pog!

[@vitus1549]

This guy’s creativity is endless. The universe could end and he’d make a “restaurant at the end of the universe” asmr

[@Rallahpenious]

He already did ;)

[@vitus1549]

@@Rallahpenious you know what, I’m not even surprised at this point

[@arody4579]

Yup there's already a video like that

[@ODSTD56]

Rift: "My favorite pony is... Princess Luna" A MAN OF TASTES! A MAN OF CULTURE!

[@vadimmax5243]

Just a typical tea maker in Saint Petersburg.

[@bertsteinich]

I do enjoy some Saint Pete's salt in the morning

[@sweetbabycrumbs]

Chefir moment

[@HeroReborn]

"Princess Luna is best pony." Ah, I see you're a man of Culture as well. I stand with our Princess of the Night. For the New Lunar Republic!

[@Vulnia]

Ah, I see the world is rather small

[@wjye]

That intro was bad ass...it was so simple but it was well spoken. Felt like I was getting ready to watch a gritty documentary on the History Channel. Love it.

[@notpolarb]

this man is the only asmrtist that can make asmr sound illegal

[@alexbaribeault]

I'm sure there are others... Not that I can name any

[@bmagnan09]

hey Rift i just had a thought how about a Reality Affirming ASMR you could explain how objects are just what they are and that they are nothing strange or out of this world of deviant purpose i thought that might be interesting cheers if you read this

[@goldenpony822]

Sounds amazing, +10000 plz pretty plz do this. Part of the experience would be describing the object to affirm its reality.

[@goodguybjorn]

Oh, I absolutely LOVED the new approach to the intro in this one. So cool.

[@edvinpersson2216]

I started wheezing when he pulled up the backpack and when he said "whats so funny" i responded like "nothing sir nothing is funny"

[@krieglabrute73]

The intro is so relaxing I really enjoy his soft spoken !

[@chirizen7]

Shoutout to Rift himself, not only he created a high quality piece, but he also made the subtitles... 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿-𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼. That's sick.

[@Mileza-ASMR]

even if i've already spotted multiple of them being wrong, that's quite allot of work. they can't all be winners but, it was mostly on point

[@sherlockholmes112]

Hell of a lot better than the default KZbin ones for sure

[@jacobrobinson2963]

I really liked the intro to this- Rift has a great narrating voice too! Plus the historic context is a good way to set up a video.

[@tubecrazy3000]

“Did you know I can give myself tingles by just doing that….no I can’t, I just say it because it sounds cool.” Yup, this is a pretty serious cartel we’re dealing with

[@imsammy1343]

This man's writing, directing, acting, and production are all next level

[@dracotias]

At this point I'm legit terrified of what the day uncle E runs out of idea's would mean for our fragile reality

[@TheNostalgiaJunkie]

Nobody can copy this man, not even close. His creativity is untouchable.

[@regentofnothing]

Rift talking about My Little Pony and actually knowing the characters felt surreal to me as an ex-brony it's so weird when someone else you don't expect knows about the show lmao.

[@stocchinet]

Just thinking that the pony craze was 10 years ago makes me feel so fucking old

[@wut7640]

@@stocchinet we’re old men now 😂

[@OriginWVU]

Imagine... If you will... Uncle E you're the man. It's not only supreme quality Asmr, being delivered by your videos. It's a universe of entertainment. And that's why your channel is by far the best out there! I really enjoy your stuff for a decade now... And wanna say thank you!

[@realHideoKojima]

Jesse, I am trying to have a good night's sleep. We need to experience ASMR.

[@wolflypackucus1543]

Hideo Kojima 🥺 I love snake

[@Bye-se4me]

aaaaaahhhh... wire

[@GustavSvanberg]

My final wish in this life is to have ephemeral rift give me my last tingles before closing my eyes for the last time. You can not find a more peaceful way to die.

[@jam7946]

Bit macabre but you do you, man

[@lionheartrich3387]

Epic

[@innerspaceways]

Best hospice care imaginable.

[@astral2861]

Bruh the quality of that intro though, and the lore in this one, its all just so good.

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

A job for the Rift Cartel is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@vadenjackson9292]

add cheese

[@Breakphonics]

It’s always it is the mcchicken, but never, why is the mcchicken

[@brubbo0435]

What about the crispy chicken sandwich

[@SMVkyo]

I've seen u so many times now and it gets funnier every time

[@devinallen4708]

@@Breakphonics more so... how is the McChicken

[@thesimplord1063]

Missed opportunity to name every law enforcement there is, imagine ER saying are you NCIS *insert state*, Amy, navy, and the video is just that on its own then at the end he's like ok your clean, welcome. [Edit] ER pulls out MLP bag....nvm this is perfection

[@surthing6711]

he tought himself about the fucking my little pony universe as a joke. love itxD

[@ZoloftZo]

or maybe he watched MLP which y'know, kudos to him

[@innerspaceways]

Maybe he's a Brony?

[@wut7640]

@@innerspaceways haven’t heard that word in so fucking long. Takes me back to 2010s

[@rickybobbylarge1059]

He has children ya know 💀

[@thelion2751]

@@rickybobbylarge1059 yeah but a son not a daughter

[@monty6726]

The intro was so good i almost thought he was a professional voice actor

[@TheOneSin7]

For the New Lunar Republic!

[@HeroReborn]

Nice, another follower of the Best Pony, our Princess of the Night.

[@justanobodywithamic]

It's good to be a long-term appreciator of Papa Rift's work because anyone else would be wildly caught off guard by their resident ASMRtist going off into a Brony moment.

[@leololauzone]

Well he has done it once again. The moment we think the well is drying up, my Dude comes back at us to show us he is still, the one and only, overruling, Creativity Cartel.

[@NathanCatherall]

0:00-1:00 Having heard this I think E would make a very good horror story channel. Vocally, there is nothing this man cannot do…

[@daneeddy7667]

thank you Uncle ER!! for the captions, not even just auto generated ones, but real ones… thank you.

[@N00bToads]

Вот это я понимаю - чёткий ASMR-контент. Могёте, дядя E, внатуре.

[@user-mq1fk5hv4j]

Ваще. Умеете, что тут сказать.

[@BoopyTheFox]

Уважуха таким конкретно творческим пацанам и мужикам.

[@mixopw]

Респектабельный дед.

[@lonely.wayfarer]

Годный контент подъехал

[@thesinlesswonderground.6454]

Рюкзак с Май Литтл Пони добавляет чёткости.

[@Diamond_Aura]

9:38 I was peacefully listening only to suddenly have to look when out of nowhere he was talking about MLP lol Good show

[@ambera1965]

I could listen to this man read a book and sleep like the dead. His voice is just too soothing

[@ouchiegiverjr]

I go on a huge Soprano’s rewatch and then he puts this out, how does he know!?

[@FedeASMR]

Your voice is so deep and satisfying

[@PassTheSaltLIVE]

That intro with the historical stuff was so good, can we please get a whole video of something similar

[@sa7urn369]

only dude that never runs out of content

[@seafireofatlantis]

The intro on this was astounding!! I'd love to see more of that narration in future vids!!

[@entropy04]

The new Peaky Blinders episodes is looking different, and I’m all for this change in production

[@GankbotShuk]

So what you're saying is....you're Tingle Trafficers... And given the MLP backpack...I am now convinced that the hat in this video is another mind control experiment from the Professor and it seems like poor Benjamin was the test subject. Think about it. Benjamin has been gone for a while, and now this random cartel leader has an MLP backpack and knows them.

[@Titanical_]

why does his hat move when you shake your phone

[@addictedtochocolate920]

Me: Let's listen to some tingle drug Lord while trying to sleep Rift: Do you have a problem with friendship magic? Me: ... Excuse me? Rift: *lists My Little Pony characters* Me: *Wheeze* I'm not sleeping tonight

[@queenofthelizards9916]

I was almost asleep when he pulled out the backpack lol my favorite pony is Fluttershy💖💖

[@whyiwakeup6460]

@@queenofthelizards9916 *Shutterstock Watermark*

[@darkzer0670]

I was unaware you can smuggle tingles. The more you know.

[@solidskullz5736]

Does this mean we’re…. Asmr gangsters

[@Thanadeez]

tinglenals

[@Nikyukuro]

@@Thanadeez tinglooms?

[@BichaelStevens]

Tingled Men.

[@libsoric6693]

I prefer the term Tingle Dealer but Asmr Gangster works either way

[@Randomvids205]

You’re one of a kind, you turn things into art that you never thought could be turned into art.

[@symmetryking8884]

Came for the thumbnail and the inhumane levels of excitement I get when ER drops a new video

[@George_W_Bush]

Yeah I’d love to help you move all these objects! However, I don’t seem to have any pockets, so, what should I do?

[@blakenasternak8369]

why is george W bush watching this video?

[@nickbrandt2915]

Do you have hands?

[@Nikyukuro]

Step 1: bend over

[@darth_rickard]

Mr. President surely that classic two-piece suit has a few pockets to spare!

[@keigandabucket1163]

"Daddy! Wheres my school bag! I need it now!" Rift "oh Shit"

[@itsdord]

Uncle E's favorite pony is Luna? A man of culture

[@LambGoatSoup]

Funny. I've been listening to Egyptian flute music for about a week now.

[@basiliska]

i just have to tell you how much i love your username and profile pic lmao

[@Oscar-1107]

I didn’t expect to see Corvus at the end, for some reason 😂

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Same and oh my goodness taking over the Cartel?! You've got to be kidding me! XD

[@bridgerbowman489]

Dude, the opening scene is a great idea I doubt you’re running low on ideas, but as a humble viewer I’d say it’d be really cool and relaxing for you to make an informational asmr video, in a similar fashion as the opening scene. But about whatever topic you want. Your videos are relaxing, but it’d be better if it was relaxing and interesting.

[@fordsrest]

who says they're not interesting

[@WildRBurn]

@@fordsrest couldn'tve said it better

[@mmiraall]

idk man read wikipedia while listening asmr

[@korinakorinakorina]

Something a little similar was the languages video he did a couple months back. It's not the exact voice he did, but it was just telling us information via words from different languages. I loved it.

[@bridgerbowman489]

well I guess educational would be a better word for it. And wtf I complemented one of his new ideas, suggested he make more of it in the small chance he sees this and people got defensive I was making positive feedback lmao

[@AOriginalJohn]

The amount of references in one video is crazy

[@madelinetorye9967]

This guys asmr videos are gonna put me on a watch list

[@dropdamic95]

Odd, and unexpected... Best tingles Ive gotten in an insanely long time, wow. Didnt know I could still tingle. Thank YOU for making the relaxation and intriguing entertainment possible. 💙

[@WhoTookPlockrock]

*"Do you know who any of these ponies are? What their names are?"* N-no, of course not... why would I know anything about that show...

[@andreuscooper6129]

It always makes my day better when ER uploads

[@yourmother3212]

Is no one talking about how this seems to reveal some Corvus's past

[@BACorpse]

The only thing that intro was missing was a gavel sound and Executive Producer Dick Wolf.

[@JPaekk]

maybev we get another video of "Rift & ASMR" *law&oder-sound*

[@me-he7mo]

nah but is no one talking about how good ER is at doing voice-overs???

[@ssnake3461]

The start gives me metal gear solid vibes. Good job!

[@orangec0rsair115]

I love that Uncle Rift doesn't follow trends. He's just sittin here and doing his awesome stuff in His own Universe.

[@alfiekeet8305]

I just went through a really tough break up and I'm still trying to figure out what to do with myself, but your videos have really helped, I've definitely needed the sleep. Thanks so much

[@goldenoreo9171]

I'm sorry to hear that, hope you stay strong! May harmony find you through this ordeal

[@kylerwright3341]

Went through one not too long ago as well, it sucks and will hurt for a long while. You will grow stronger and the pain will fade over time, I know it doesn’t seem that way right now but trust me, it will. I hope all works out dude 🤘

[@neyocrayo5792]

so sorry to hear that! def know that feeling and just ouch, i hope things get better for u soon!! keep your head up and know your worth :)

[@TLLPurple_VR]

We need a part 2 vid of him either getting caught trying to smuggle it or him delivering the smuggled item!

[@chancerichardson52]

Yaaayy I've been subscribed to you for a long time now and I'm so happy to see you reach a million subscribers. Let's make it 10 million.

[@coopermiller557]

Never seize to amaze me rift 3 years being here and still amazing. Ps. I like the intro describing what's going on a good mood setter.

[@Ashley-nv1xm]

I love that hand drill. Feels like it’s been ages since I last heard it. I got so excited when you pulled it out.

[@lunatheprincess3877]

Yay, moon sat down, & just in time for sleep -c-

[@f_u_b_a_r7626]

Thanks for a little history lesson at the beginning

[@thegreenguy8837]

I am loving the bit of history part in the begining. Great Job, thank you very much.

[@youraverageenjoyer5418]

I find the Rift Cartel hilarious as well as MLB being a cartel

[@rendain]

i love smuggling ilegal substances in my mlp backpack

[@datboi2250]

My long awaited dream of seeing Gopnik ER finally came true!

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Okay not gonna lie I love the little intro bit sets the tone wonderfully it does!

[@TheSquidKing115]

As a brony, I find the backpack skit awesome. This man is an absolute mad-lad. My favorite pony is Fluttershy

[@Autorelaxx]

As another relaxation channel, I can say that this channel is creative, deep relaxation is guaranteed😴❤️

[@BeyondTheIslands]

Sneaky self-promo. Your profile pic is very protocol-like, not very relaxation-inducing. Maybe look into that?

[@bloodoceans780]

that deep voice was amazing in the beginning holy cow

[@C76473]

definitely one of my fav vids by ER

[@paubuigues4363]

Hello? Tin Foil Hat Society? Yes, I have a certain nefarious organization I must to tell you about...

[@glebbelyaev877]

You must have been mistaken sir, you have called the New World Order hotline. What can I assist with? Oh... And by the way you mentioned some organization, can you please recall the name of it so I can... Assist you more effectively!

[@paubuigues4363]

@@glebbelyaev877 Well, thank you! But do you know how can I contact with the TFHS?

[@apinillav]

Relaxed.

[@alliel.4144]

I 'liked' the video from the title and thumbnail alone. This is going to be so grand.

[@LaundryLoveAsmr]

I can never last. Asleep in 10-15 max to his videos

[@benzinc582]

I would never be a part of a cartel. I’m just a man who owns a restaurant chain called Los Pollos Hermanos and loves to help anyone in need.

[@kaesi6118]

Is this a reference

[@suburbansocialist]

@@kaesi6118 it's a reference to Gustavo Fring from Breaking Bad

[@izzyjackson6334]

I'm not the only one that heard his voice in the intro and immediately thought of the narrator of that one show that's about prison gangs, right? Was this a thing he did on purpose? Sounds too spot on.

[@evelynncarlson8688]

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *bum bum*

[@izzyjackson6334]

@@evelynncarlson8688 not the one I was thinking of but oh my gosh, that's also the same voice 😂

[@evelynncarlson8688]

@@izzyjackson6334 i figured it was a different one but i heard the law and order intro so i had to 😂

[@megadalton3006]

I know im insanely late to the party, but I would kill to watch ephemeral rift doing narrations of anything in the voice from the very beginning. Dude could be talking about the plot of the backyardigans or something and it would sound epic in that voice.

[@HeartFeltPuma23]

Uncle ER watched MLP: FIM?? And his favorite pony is Princess Luna?!? Am I dreaming???

[@ThePhilosopher]

That, of his son