@@Gotmilk0112 Wherefore might not but thee misprise?
@Ponkowski2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@chrollo64442 жыл бұрын
He’s just pulling ideas from the idea void dude
@asianfrenchcanadian2 жыл бұрын
The Sanitarium Is endless.
@cobrall0092 жыл бұрын
Anyone else half expected uncle ER to say "these are their stories-" at the end of the intro as if it were an episode of Law and Order?
@unsaiinted2 жыл бұрын
NO IT REALLY SOUNDED LIKE THAT
@danieln67002 жыл бұрын
I kinda did lol
@PWest2352 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for some ASMR-friendly "DUN DUN" and a title card.
@vfxsyko2 жыл бұрын
@@user-rk5fq1nk2j relatable
@obi53982 жыл бұрын
@@vfxsyko same
@jayjones16492 жыл бұрын
ER is, without any doubt, the GOAT of the ASMR community.
@pyrobowser1582 жыл бұрын
Him and MassageASMR are my asmr goats.
@Kurt_0512 жыл бұрын
BIG FACTS!
@quetiteva7172 жыл бұрын
Can y'all people tell me what does goat stands for or what does it mean? I know it's the animal but I don't know the meaning in the other use of the word, can y'all explain me please :D?
@fotisleve1002 жыл бұрын
@@quetiteva717 It's an acronym for Greatest Of All Time
@thegay2pac3112 жыл бұрын
@@quetiteva717 Greatest Of All Time 🐐
@RadioDadJokes2 жыл бұрын
The Rift Cartel; such a great name it sounds like it could actually exist.
@synergy60352 жыл бұрын
Who said it didn’t.
@xamentle50652 жыл бұрын
@@synergy6035 just what I was gonna say
@molodoy..2 жыл бұрын
Thinking about Rifa from SA
@adrianreygarcia35142 жыл бұрын
It already exists. Its a Moroccan cartel
@exoblaze52262 жыл бұрын
666 likes and there was 6 comments but now it is 7
@xkatzz77002 жыл бұрын
My guy really found a fishing reel at a flee market and was like: "This is perfect for my cartel video!"
@saucemaster52182 жыл бұрын
Ha lol
@milion23982 жыл бұрын
Souns like a cat purring
@shfity52 жыл бұрын
Item 9 is the bee’s knees.
@julioromo58492 жыл бұрын
Idk how did asmr like do this to your body and your head feels werid
@Infntpaccout1100.3x2 жыл бұрын
facts bro 😂most underrated comment ive seen ever
@cristiansanchez81132 жыл бұрын
Imagine the DEA busting down his door confiscating the pounds of pure uncut tingles.
@asmrplushpaws2 жыл бұрын
We all know they'll be unable to control their desires to snort some tingles themselves.
@SexyFace2 жыл бұрын
but they do it in quiet asmr fashion
@greedgod58272 жыл бұрын
the TEA
@ianspence81352 жыл бұрын
this comment has dr t vibes
@pxyg0n1282 жыл бұрын
I would be so sad :(
@ThexVaultxTech2 жыл бұрын
After watching for almost a decade, you can just talk about anything and it gives me ASMR
@No1TypeC2 жыл бұрын
You've been successfully conditioned 😌
@wjye2 жыл бұрын
Dude. It just occurred to me that I’ve been watching this guy since 2011-2012. Holy heck.
@benjaminlamothe20932 жыл бұрын
@@No1TypeC was just about to say that
@user-nc8db9hu7n2 жыл бұрын
Can we get a video length version of that opening, just er talking about deep rooted corruption in the modern world in asmr
@yens16092 жыл бұрын
I feel like papa rift might get suicided if he dropped truth like that on a more reg basis
@andersonp3922 жыл бұрын
So there is two things possible, either rift has a child that has a my little pony backpack. Or rift went out and bought a pony backpack which is a power move and probably the coolest scenario.
@flynnmovies12342 жыл бұрын
iirc he does have a kid, but it's more like Uncle E to do the second option at this point
@TheDylls2 жыл бұрын
Ya, pretty sure the only kid he's mentioned is a young son
@ambervitacco70592 жыл бұрын
His son is teenaged, like 13 now I thibk
@datboi22502 жыл бұрын
This is Fluttershy. She has a lot of security issues. Just like that NWO checkpoint after we detonate the C4
@goodguybjorn2 жыл бұрын
@@datboi2250 pfft
@user-xu9vo4hj4r2 жыл бұрын
As a Russian, I deeply respect this three-stripes Adidas jacket
@russianfederation41602 жыл бұрын
Tri poloski hardbass tusovki
@bensoontm52442 жыл бұрын
You mean *We deeply respect this*
@CausticAscarite2 жыл бұрын
Я мы абибас
@captainprice98922 жыл бұрын
ДВФ скачал из нот восемь спать ай Андестенд ту историю отделяющая Одессу я
@placeholderplaceholder60562 жыл бұрын
@@bensoontm5244 No, probably not. Soviet Russia is gone :'(
@mickiecolven71782 жыл бұрын
The cut he had to make after saying “what’s so funny” while holding up the my little pony backpack I just know he cracked up and broke character
@primalboi96Ай бұрын
Nvm found it lmao
@ZoeAmory2 жыл бұрын
I was totally expecting to hear the Law&Order "dun-dun!" at the end of the intro. :D
@alexmartinez58592 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn’t the only one. Rift eerily sounded like the narrator’s voice.
@lateriona2 жыл бұрын
Right exactly
@maximilianwalsh55802 жыл бұрын
Rift spends a couple weeks doing normal voice / louder whispers just to hit is with that absolute banger. He’s the goat of quiet whisper asmr.
@beflyaudio2 жыл бұрын
Pog for the backpack. Couldn't stop laughing. Watched this show when i was a kid and it brings back a lot of weirdly warm memories.
@gallifrox60992 жыл бұрын
I still watch it and I'm 22
@GeneralRosity2 жыл бұрын
Show?
@gallifrox60992 жыл бұрын
@@GeneralRosity My Little Pony
@3LZ0RR02 жыл бұрын
pog?
@beflyaudio2 жыл бұрын
@@3LZ0RR0 Pog!
@vitus15492 жыл бұрын
This guy’s creativity is endless. The universe could end and he’d make a “restaurant at the end of the universe” asmr
@Rallahpenious2 жыл бұрын
He already did ;)
@vitus15492 жыл бұрын
@@Rallahpenious you know what, I’m not even surprised at this point
@arody45792 жыл бұрын
Yup there's already a video like that
@ODSTD562 жыл бұрын
Rift: "My favorite pony is... Princess Luna" A MAN OF TASTES! A MAN OF CULTURE!
@vadimmax52432 жыл бұрын
Just a typical tea maker in Saint Petersburg.
@bertsteinich2 жыл бұрын
I do enjoy some Saint Pete's salt in the morning
@sweetbabycrumbs2 жыл бұрын
Chefir moment
@HeroReborn2 жыл бұрын
"Princess Luna is best pony." Ah, I see you're a man of Culture as well. I stand with our Princess of the Night. For the New Lunar Republic!
@Vulnia2 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see the world is rather small
@wjye2 жыл бұрын
That intro was bad ass...it was so simple but it was well spoken. Felt like I was getting ready to watch a gritty documentary on the History Channel. Love it.
@notpolarb2 жыл бұрын
this man is the only asmrtist that can make asmr sound illegal
@alexbaribeault Жыл бұрын
I'm sure there are others... Not that I can name any
@bmagnan092 жыл бұрын
hey Rift i just had a thought how about a Reality Affirming ASMR you could explain how objects are just what they are and that they are nothing strange or out of this world of deviant purpose i thought that might be interesting cheers if you read this
@goldenpony8222 жыл бұрын
Sounds amazing, +10000 plz pretty plz do this. Part of the experience would be describing the object to affirm its reality.
@goodguybjorn2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I absolutely LOVED the new approach to the intro in this one. So cool.
@edvinpersson22162 жыл бұрын
I started wheezing when he pulled up the backpack and when he said "whats so funny" i responded like "nothing sir nothing is funny"
@krieglabrute732 жыл бұрын
The intro is so relaxing I really enjoy his soft spoken !
@chirizen72 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Rift himself, not only he created a high quality piece, but he also made the subtitles... 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿-𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼. That's sick.
@Mileza-ASMR2 жыл бұрын
even if i've already spotted multiple of them being wrong, that's quite allot of work. they can't all be winners but, it was mostly on point
@sherlockholmes1122 жыл бұрын
Hell of a lot better than the default KZbin ones for sure
@jacobrobinson29632 жыл бұрын
I really liked the intro to this- Rift has a great narrating voice too! Plus the historic context is a good way to set up a video.
@tubecrazy30002 жыл бұрын
“Did you know I can give myself tingles by just doing that….no I can’t, I just say it because it sounds cool.” Yup, this is a pretty serious cartel we’re dealing with
@imsammy13432 жыл бұрын
This man's writing, directing, acting, and production are all next level
@dracotias2 жыл бұрын
At this point I'm legit terrified of what the day uncle E runs out of idea's would mean for our fragile reality
@TheNostalgiaJunkie2 жыл бұрын
Nobody can copy this man, not even close. His creativity is untouchable.
@regentofnothing2 жыл бұрын
Rift talking about My Little Pony and actually knowing the characters felt surreal to me as an ex-brony it's so weird when someone else you don't expect knows about the show lmao.
@stocchinet2 жыл бұрын
Just thinking that the pony craze was 10 years ago makes me feel so fucking old
@wut76402 жыл бұрын
@@stocchinet we’re old men now 😂
@OriginWVU2 жыл бұрын
Imagine... If you will... Uncle E you're the man. It's not only supreme quality Asmr, being delivered by your videos. It's a universe of entertainment. And that's why your channel is by far the best out there! I really enjoy your stuff for a decade now... And wanna say thank you!
@realHideoKojima2 жыл бұрын
Jesse, I am trying to have a good night's sleep. We need to experience ASMR.
@wolflypackucus15432 жыл бұрын
Hideo Kojima 🥺 I love snake
@Bye-se4me2 жыл бұрын
aaaaaahhhh... wire
@GustavSvanberg2 жыл бұрын
My final wish in this life is to have ephemeral rift give me my last tingles before closing my eyes for the last time. You can not find a more peaceful way to die.
@jam79462 жыл бұрын
Bit macabre but you do you, man
@lionheartrich33872 жыл бұрын
Epic
@innerspaceways2 жыл бұрын
Best hospice care imaginable.
@astral28612 жыл бұрын
Bruh the quality of that intro though, and the lore in this one, its all just so good.
@formeitisthemcchicken2 жыл бұрын
A job for the Rift Cartel is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
@vadenjackson92922 жыл бұрын
add cheese
@Breakphonics2 жыл бұрын
It’s always it is the mcchicken, but never, why is the mcchicken
@brubbo04352 жыл бұрын
What about the crispy chicken sandwich
@SMVkyo2 жыл бұрын
I've seen u so many times now and it gets funnier every time
@devinallen47082 жыл бұрын
@@Breakphonics more so... how is the McChicken
@thesimplord10632 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to name every law enforcement there is, imagine ER saying are you NCIS *insert state*, Amy, navy, and the video is just that on its own then at the end he's like ok your clean, welcome. [Edit] ER pulls out MLP bag....nvm this is perfection
@surthing67112 жыл бұрын
he tought himself about the fucking my little pony universe as a joke. love itxD
@ZoloftZo2 жыл бұрын
or maybe he watched MLP which y'know, kudos to him
@innerspaceways2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's a Brony?
@wut76402 жыл бұрын
@@innerspaceways haven’t heard that word in so fucking long. Takes me back to 2010s
@rickybobbylarge10592 жыл бұрын
He has children ya know 💀
@thelion27512 жыл бұрын
@@rickybobbylarge1059 yeah but a son not a daughter
@monty67262 жыл бұрын
The intro was so good i almost thought he was a professional voice actor
@TheOneSin72 жыл бұрын
For the New Lunar Republic!
@HeroReborn2 жыл бұрын
Nice, another follower of the Best Pony, our Princess of the Night.
@justanobodywithamic2 жыл бұрын
It's good to be a long-term appreciator of Papa Rift's work because anyone else would be wildly caught off guard by their resident ASMRtist going off into a Brony moment.
@leololauzone2 жыл бұрын
Well he has done it once again. The moment we think the well is drying up, my Dude comes back at us to show us he is still, the one and only, overruling, Creativity Cartel.
@NathanCatherall2 жыл бұрын
0:00-1:00 Having heard this I think E would make a very good horror story channel. Vocally, there is nothing this man cannot do…
@daneeddy76672 жыл бұрын
thank you Uncle ER!! for the captions, not even just auto generated ones, but real ones… thank you.
@N00bToads2 жыл бұрын
Вот это я понимаю - чёткий ASMR-контент. Могёте, дядя E, внатуре.
@user-mq1fk5hv4j2 жыл бұрын
Ваще. Умеете, что тут сказать.
@BoopyTheFox2 жыл бұрын
Уважуха таким конкретно творческим пацанам и мужикам.
@mixopw2 жыл бұрын
Респектабельный дед.
@lonely.wayfarer2 жыл бұрын
Годный контент подъехал
@thesinlesswonderground.64542 жыл бұрын
Рюкзак с Май Литтл Пони добавляет чёткости.
@Diamond_Aura2 жыл бұрын
9:38 I was peacefully listening only to suddenly have to look when out of nowhere he was talking about MLP lol Good show
@ambera19652 жыл бұрын
I could listen to this man read a book and sleep like the dead. His voice is just too soothing
@ouchiegiverjr2 жыл бұрын
I go on a huge Soprano’s rewatch and then he puts this out, how does he know!?
@FedeASMR2 жыл бұрын
Your voice is so deep and satisfying
@PassTheSaltLIVE2 жыл бұрын
That intro with the historical stuff was so good, can we please get a whole video of something similar
@sa7urn3692 жыл бұрын
only dude that never runs out of content
@seafireofatlantis2 жыл бұрын
The intro on this was astounding!! I'd love to see more of that narration in future vids!!
@entropy042 жыл бұрын
The new Peaky Blinders episodes is looking different, and I’m all for this change in production
@GankbotShuk2 жыл бұрын
So what you're saying is....you're Tingle Trafficers... And given the MLP backpack...I am now convinced that the hat in this video is another mind control experiment from the Professor and it seems like poor Benjamin was the test subject. Think about it. Benjamin has been gone for a while, and now this random cartel leader has an MLP backpack and knows them.
@Titanical_2 жыл бұрын
why does his hat move when you shake your phone
@addictedtochocolate9202 жыл бұрын
Me: Let's listen to some tingle drug Lord while trying to sleep Rift: Do you have a problem with friendship magic? Me: ... Excuse me? Rift: *lists My Little Pony characters* Me: *Wheeze* I'm not sleeping tonight
@queenofthelizards99162 жыл бұрын
I was almost asleep when he pulled out the backpack lol my favorite pony is Fluttershy💖💖
@whyiwakeup64602 жыл бұрын
@@queenofthelizards9916 *Shutterstock Watermark*
@darkzer06702 жыл бұрын
I was unaware you can smuggle tingles. The more you know.
@solidskullz57362 жыл бұрын
Does this mean we’re…. Asmr gangsters
@Thanadeez2 жыл бұрын
tinglenals
@Nikyukuro2 жыл бұрын
@@Thanadeez tinglooms?
@BichaelStevens2 жыл бұрын
Tingled Men.
@libsoric66932 жыл бұрын
I prefer the term Tingle Dealer but Asmr Gangster works either way
@Randomvids2052 жыл бұрын
You’re one of a kind, you turn things into art that you never thought could be turned into art.
@symmetryking88842 жыл бұрын
Came for the thumbnail and the inhumane levels of excitement I get when ER drops a new video
@George_W_Bush2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’d love to help you move all these objects! However, I don’t seem to have any pockets, so, what should I do?
@blakenasternak83692 жыл бұрын
why is george W bush watching this video?
@nickbrandt29152 жыл бұрын
Do you have hands?
@Nikyukuro2 жыл бұрын
Step 1: bend over
@darth_rickard2 жыл бұрын
Mr. President surely that classic two-piece suit has a few pockets to spare!
@keigandabucket11632 жыл бұрын
"Daddy! Wheres my school bag! I need it now!" Rift "oh Shit"
@itsdord2 жыл бұрын
Uncle E's favorite pony is Luna? A man of culture
@LambGoatSoup2 жыл бұрын
Funny. I've been listening to Egyptian flute music for about a week now.
@basiliska2 жыл бұрын
i just have to tell you how much i love your username and profile pic lmao
@Oscar-11072 жыл бұрын
I didn’t expect to see Corvus at the end, for some reason 😂
@RRTSMPlayz2 жыл бұрын
Same and oh my goodness taking over the Cartel?! You've got to be kidding me! XD
@bridgerbowman4892 жыл бұрын
Dude, the opening scene is a great idea I doubt you’re running low on ideas, but as a humble viewer I’d say it’d be really cool and relaxing for you to make an informational asmr video, in a similar fashion as the opening scene. But about whatever topic you want. Your videos are relaxing, but it’d be better if it was relaxing and interesting.
@fordsrest2 жыл бұрын
who says they're not interesting
@WildRBurn2 жыл бұрын
@@fordsrest couldn'tve said it better
@mmiraall2 жыл бұрын
idk man read wikipedia while listening asmr
@korinakorinakorina2 жыл бұрын
Something a little similar was the languages video he did a couple months back. It's not the exact voice he did, but it was just telling us information via words from different languages. I loved it.
@bridgerbowman4892 жыл бұрын
well I guess educational would be a better word for it. And wtf I complemented one of his new ideas, suggested he make more of it in the small chance he sees this and people got defensive I was making positive feedback lmao
@AOriginalJohn2 жыл бұрын
The amount of references in one video is crazy
@madelinetorye9967 Жыл бұрын
This guys asmr videos are gonna put me on a watch list
@dropdamic952 жыл бұрын
Odd, and unexpected... Best tingles Ive gotten in an insanely long time, wow. Didnt know I could still tingle. Thank YOU for making the relaxation and intriguing entertainment possible. 💙
@WhoTookPlockrock2 жыл бұрын
*"Do you know who any of these ponies are? What their names are?"* N-no, of course not... why would I know anything about that show...
@andreuscooper61292 жыл бұрын
It always makes my day better when ER uploads
@yourmother32122 жыл бұрын
Is no one talking about how this seems to reveal some Corvus's past
@BACorpse2 жыл бұрын
The only thing that intro was missing was a gavel sound and Executive Producer Dick Wolf.
@JPaekk2 жыл бұрын
maybev we get another video of "Rift & ASMR" *law&oder-sound*
@me-he7mo2 жыл бұрын
nah but is no one talking about how good ER is at doing voice-overs???
@ssnake34612 жыл бұрын
The start gives me metal gear solid vibes. Good job!
@orangec0rsair1152 жыл бұрын
I love that Uncle Rift doesn't follow trends. He's just sittin here and doing his awesome stuff in His own Universe.
@alfiekeet83052 жыл бұрын
I just went through a really tough break up and I'm still trying to figure out what to do with myself, but your videos have really helped, I've definitely needed the sleep. Thanks so much
@goldenoreo91712 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that, hope you stay strong! May harmony find you through this ordeal
@kylerwright33412 жыл бұрын
Went through one not too long ago as well, it sucks and will hurt for a long while. You will grow stronger and the pain will fade over time, I know it doesn’t seem that way right now but trust me, it will. I hope all works out dude 🤘
@neyocrayo57922 жыл бұрын
so sorry to hear that! def know that feeling and just ouch, i hope things get better for u soon!! keep your head up and know your worth :)
@TLLPurple_VR2 жыл бұрын
We need a part 2 vid of him either getting caught trying to smuggle it or him delivering the smuggled item!
@chancerichardson522 жыл бұрын
Yaaayy I've been subscribed to you for a long time now and I'm so happy to see you reach a million subscribers. Let's make it 10 million.
@coopermiller5572 жыл бұрын
Never seize to amaze me rift 3 years being here and still amazing. Ps. I like the intro describing what's going on a good mood setter.
@Ashley-nv1xm2 жыл бұрын
I love that hand drill. Feels like it’s been ages since I last heard it. I got so excited when you pulled it out.
@lunatheprincess38772 жыл бұрын
Yay, moon sat down, & just in time for sleep -c-
@f_u_b_a_r76262 жыл бұрын
Thanks for a little history lesson at the beginning
@thegreenguy88372 жыл бұрын
I am loving the bit of history part in the begining. Great Job, thank you very much.
@youraverageenjoyer54182 жыл бұрын
I find the Rift Cartel hilarious as well as MLB being a cartel
@rendain2 жыл бұрын
i love smuggling ilegal substances in my mlp backpack
@datboi22502 жыл бұрын
My long awaited dream of seeing Gopnik ER finally came true!
@the_protectorof_smols35632 жыл бұрын
Okay not gonna lie I love the little intro bit sets the tone wonderfully it does!
@TheSquidKing115 Жыл бұрын
As a brony, I find the backpack skit awesome. This man is an absolute mad-lad. My favorite pony is Fluttershy
@Autorelaxx2 жыл бұрын
As another relaxation channel, I can say that this channel is creative, deep relaxation is guaranteed😴❤️
@BeyondTheIslands2 жыл бұрын
Sneaky self-promo. Your profile pic is very protocol-like, not very relaxation-inducing. Maybe look into that?
@bloodoceans7802 жыл бұрын
that deep voice was amazing in the beginning holy cow
@C764732 жыл бұрын
definitely one of my fav vids by ER
@paubuigues43632 жыл бұрын
Hello? Tin Foil Hat Society? Yes, I have a certain nefarious organization I must to tell you about...
@glebbelyaev8772 жыл бұрын
You must have been mistaken sir, you have called the New World Order hotline. What can I assist with? Oh... And by the way you mentioned some organization, can you please recall the name of it so I can... Assist you more effectively!
@paubuigues43632 жыл бұрын
@@glebbelyaev877 Well, thank you! But do you know how can I contact with the TFHS?
@apinillav2 жыл бұрын
Relaxed.
@alliel.41442 жыл бұрын
I 'liked' the video from the title and thumbnail alone. This is going to be so grand.
@LaundryLoveAsmr2 жыл бұрын
I can never last. Asleep in 10-15 max to his videos
@benzinc582 Жыл бұрын
I would never be a part of a cartel. I’m just a man who owns a restaurant chain called Los Pollos Hermanos and loves to help anyone in need.
@kaesi6118 Жыл бұрын
Is this a reference
@suburbansocialist Жыл бұрын
@@kaesi6118 it's a reference to Gustavo Fring from Breaking Bad
@izzyjackson63342 жыл бұрын
I'm not the only one that heard his voice in the intro and immediately thought of the narrator of that one show that's about prison gangs, right? Was this a thing he did on purpose? Sounds too spot on.
@evelynncarlson86882 жыл бұрын
"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *bum bum*
@izzyjackson63342 жыл бұрын
@@evelynncarlson8688 not the one I was thinking of but oh my gosh, that's also the same voice 😂
@evelynncarlson86882 жыл бұрын
@@izzyjackson6334 i figured it was a different one but i heard the law and order intro so i had to 😂
@megadalton30062 жыл бұрын
I know im insanely late to the party, but I would kill to watch ephemeral rift doing narrations of anything in the voice from the very beginning. Dude could be talking about the plot of the backyardigans or something and it would sound epic in that voice.
@HeartFeltPuma232 жыл бұрын
Uncle ER watched MLP: FIM?? And his favorite pony is Princess Luna?!? Am I dreaming???