Tin Foil Hat Society Membership Questionnaire Quarter 1 (ERU ASMR)

[@TheDamisen]

What a hero. Can’t believe Timmothy Tinfoil Tim Timmerman gave up his eye for the TFHS. Deserves a tinfoil heart at the very least!

[@wrongcourier]

He's Odin reborn, gave his eye for infinite knowledge

[@Pr0xyGames]

Infinite tinfoil actually.

[@SophiaF3499]

@@wrongcourier Odtin

[@QuigleTheGnome]

@@wrongcourier and stabbed himself with a tinfoil spear

[@iRedFox]

18:35

[@dervhein-prv]

Once again, I am here to re-enlist in the TFHS army.

[@lyfehaxandtrix3481]

Reporting in.

[@panoraxe]

Meow. I have the "plants" sir.

[@ellactricity03]

same here. the constant reapplications are a hassle but i understand the need for security, you never know what the nefarious organizations are gonna try next o7

[@dervhein-prv]

​@@ellactricity03 Indeed. This is why I cover all my belonging with premium rank tinfoil foil. This also includes my food.

[@Tavemanic]

I want to enlist for the first time

[@evanb.529]

Was just wondering about the TFHS the other day and if we'd see a return. It's almost like he can read minds! ...he can't do that, right? The tin foil I'm wearing is supposed to prevent that.

[@ryan_yasin]

Yea this video was long coming as the questions are from the subscribers 😌

[@ryan_yasin]

@@thefallencore3 he sure can . No denying that😳

[@elmacho1336]

Man the tin foil connects us all to one big hive mind where we all think as one. Didn't you read section 327Bxxi of the Tin Foil Hat Society Code of Conduct Volume 19 (Second Official Issue)?

[@stevenhardin3398]

Your doubting your tin foil…. Hersey his membership must be revoked

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

You see, the tin foil hats, while being amazing for preventing mind control from nefarious organizations, they also double as an effective communication device via mind reading.

[@fbi3579]

Finally, a new membership questionnaire. I haven't been able to renew my membership in 1,267 years.

[@Chikithulu]

Holy shit 165 comments on this channel

[@yirkidemaret6278]

@@Chikithulu shhh man, thats the fbi you're talking to

[@Chikithulu]

@@yirkidemaret6278 im canadian

[@yirkidemaret6278]

@@Chikithulu yeah and i'm from europe

[@Wired_User]

Hey, no Feds allowed in the TFHS!

[@LindsayLindow]

I am honored to be considered for this very prestigious membership.

[@thephilosiphizer9227]

O

[@thephilosiphizer9227]

Ooo

[@thephilosiphizer9227]

O o.o poo

[@pandugusnadi9679]

@@thephilosiphizer9227 あほ。

[@mangoman1096]

@@pandugusnadi9679 aho

[@grantelliott4283]

Me: "Maybe I'll play some more skyrim before bed" * ER posts new video* Me: "I guess it's time for bed"

[@Nikyukuro]

If you're like me then just do both

[@rinzler2763]

Er post new video You: ill join the storm clokes/empire later

[@9plus10pilots9]

Honestly begs the question: why haven't we seen a skyrim asmr yet?

[@garrettadams5361]

@@9plus10pilots9we have

[@hishykot]

@@garrettadams5361 and we need more!

[@DesusChristus]

This channel feels like home honestly

[@flowersandwater666]

ye I have tinfoil at home too

[@KyronFoxx]

0.01% Discount at the Nothing Shop?! That's awesome! I've recently been wanting to try out one of those newfangled Nothings, no one's been talking about, but they are a bit on the pricey side. I mean Nothing for something like that?! That's a rip off! But with a Discount like that I just can't resist.

[@panoraxe]

Exactly! I don't know what the discount people were thinking with a discount that high, but I ain't complaining! Also better get there quick, they're stuff are selling out quick.

[@MinktheStorykeeper]

There's almost nothing left of nothing tin foil in the nothing store! Its outrageous it's unfair!

[@El_ven1]

Hey what about the Dazzling Nothing Of Nothing, the Nothing Game

[@dimonddefender567]

Wait NOTHING SALE!!!! *buys 50 packs of nothing cards*

[@Twisthiphop]

Perfect!! I've been needing some nothings for my new song.

[@BGpapa66]

Hey brother E! Here’s an idea for the next TFHS: next time it’s a tinfoil interrogation! The person who took the questionnaire answered many questions wrong or suspiciously. So you’ve detained them, and are going over their answers that got wrong. Asking them which nefarious organizations they belong to Etc. Idk something like that. Love your videos keep going!

[@oliverkey1435]

*Whips out tinfoil thumb screws

[@T_Rav27]

I was all relaxed then busted out laughing at the extended warranty question. That one got me.

[@chazmorris9240]

Lol me too I started laughing hard

[@anthonywinter1994]

You bring me to a very odd place of peace. Like being an anaphylactic trapped in an EpiPen factory.

[@EphemeralRift]

I like that analogy. Hmm... I may also need to acquire some epipens...

[@blameful4814]

Always love these tinfoil questionnaires. I go back to rewatch/listen to the older ones every now and then. It's just good, well done, classic ER.

[@danieln6700]

I'm pretty new to them they are great

[@blameful4814]

@@danieln6700 good to hear it :)

[@ShabadoobieVT]

Wow, I'm honored the Commander included my question.

[@TheMuteStreamer]

Which one was that?

[@1SilverDollar]

The world may never know.

[@ShabadoobieVT]

@@TheMuteStreamer 46:35

[@TheMuteStreamer]

@@ShabadoobieVT gasp

[@zeinon2555]

Can't wait for Tin Foil Hat Society meeting next month in which Pickle Rift reveals himself as one of the leading commanders

[@brokenlamp56]

I feel so honored to be here in the tin foil hat society

[@Luke-uh7lq]

same

[@chrisestes859]

We go deep homeboys

[@nayreel3529]

YES! IT'S FINALLY HERE! I have been waiting excitedly for this. Thank you from the bottom of my heart ER. This is my favourite series of yours. you are the best. I am also super happy to see that there will be 4 videos this year for the TFHS.

[@mongobubongo834]

So far no , only 1

[@generickitty50]

24:52 I forgot I put a question down and startled myself awake when he said my name

[@Lucerne9]

Where's Q2?! I'm ready to give an update on my standing in TFHS

[@owtowler]

I cannot adequately express how excited I am to see another TFHSMQ ERU ASMR video on my recommended list.

[@moodlethenoodle]

What does the u in eru strand for

[@cessnafun5385]

@@moodlethenoodle Ephemeral Rift Universe

[@jasonnandu]

Whaaat! You picked my question! Been watching you for years, it’s such an honor!

[@jeffogan6957]

Hey E, hope ur doing well. Just wanted to say that I was a child when I first watched you. I was in the 5th Grade when i first watched your videos i think it was one of your first dr clemmons videos. It creeped me out at the time i was like 10😂 i just think that it's crazy that I'm 18 now, almost a grown man and i'm still watching you. And the fact that ur still coming out with new ideas is crazy to me after all these years. Thx for everything, E :)

[@lydialorraine5164]

I have been transcribing these questions into WhatsApp and anonymously sending them to my best friend...slowly slowly driving her insane.

[@ariwoodward]

That's hilarious and you should totally post those

[@orjay6745]

Literally just got to bed when seeing this notification. Timing couldn't be better. Thank you!

[@Elkanimates]

Lol it's 3pm for me

[@Colgate_supreme]

@@Elkanimates yeah same

[@tomj1676]

EU?

[@commandergreetv753]

Yeah, me too. I just saw this video when I was going to bed, perfection.

[@orjay6745]

@@tomj1676 yep

[@mimimisprize6500]

Uncle Rifts comment section is really a world of its own. I simply love it.

[@-xterminator2-280]

it was an absolute honour to be a part of this survey. godspeed to any budding TFHS members out there.

[@bertsteinich]

My favourite series is back, thank you very much, Uncle ER!

[@DarthSidian]

Tim is a brave soul, giving his eye for the Tinfoil Army. I am once again here to enlist!

[@sohstp]

Thank god. My membership ran out a while ago. I needed this.

[@balintegyud87]

Your questionaires are the absolute best!

[@BigT.Larrity]

Omg yesssss! Thank you so much this is by far my favorite series of yours~

[@SnoopyChicken]

Returning member reporting for duty. Good to see you Commander. 🖖

[@elizabethbriones8913]

god i just love u ER!! from human to human, entity to entity, u are just so good. of course i do not know u, and u may even feel the urge to scoff when strangers on the internet say they love u and for it to feel unhealthily unconditional. but we love u the way everyone loves a stoic tree they pass on an unfamiliar road, one they can see themselves napping under on a sunny day . just thank you. who knew a whispering man wearing tin foil on his head would bring this much change to the world?!!

[@Tangent.]

Thank you so much. The TFHS videos have always been my favourite of yours. So glad to have a new one after so long

[@Br0ck3nRealities]

Day 1 of attempting to get a TFHS membership: They seem to know more about me then I thought... This will be difficult. Their knowledge on other universes worries me. I need to find out just how much they DO know, and what they don't...

[@JamesJo141]

Here a Tinfoiled like button.

[@theomnihero8221]

Not even I can get in. That tinfoil isn't normal either since it allowed them to ignore everything psychic, even my command ability.

[@Br0ck3nRealities]

@@theomnihero8221 I don't know how or why. But that tinfoil just feels off. Maybe we're on to something here?

[@Br0ck3nRealities]

​@@theomnihero8221 Been a while, acquired a sample, did some experimenting. I have no clue how that stuff works. It is, by all accounts, normal tin foil. UNTIL, you subject it to an eldritch force. When that happened (by accident, unfortunately I cannot access eldritch power) the foil just... disappeared? I have yet to recover my sample, and I have yet to see anything new about the TFHS. If any resident eldritch deities found a piece of tin foil in their home dimension/universe, I would like it returned.

[@buttertoasties]

What can I say? I went on a mission to pose as a “survivor” in the entity’s realm. The black fog and lack of tinfoil was suspicious and I made a call on the fly.

[@princessblackburn4404]

Oh good I've been meaning to renew my membership

[@GrimDarkHalfOff]

I'm watching this now and the again when I go to sleep. This is the cause I've been fighting for.

[@squidwardswife131]

I’ve had this thought in my head for a good while now. I know you’ve done a joker asmr video. But I think it would be perfect if you did an asmr Ra’s Al Ghul.

[@Max-pi3yx]

Another illustrious entry in the records of the TFHS, thank you for your hard work and dedication to The Cause! Not to mention all the use i’ll get out of that Nothing Discount, perfect for that particular piece of Nothing i’ve had my eye on lately!

[@huefray]

Posted 23 seconds ago is always nice to see when you open KZbin

[@chemicalbean]

FINALLYYYYY AAAAAAA I LOVED THESE SERIES. THANKS PAPA RIFT

[@icarusiskidding7207]

Love the connected universe. Hopefully we’ll get to see a video on a hacker trying to crack our password from the password maker video (of course the hacker is also missing his space bar).

[@DavontheViper]

So happy to see the series continued! I have been falling asleep to TFHS since I was a teenager ❤️

[@nathanousey6823]

Thank you, respected Timothy, for using my question

[@grammernotzi]

If I'm bringing protection to bed, I'm bringing a tin foil condom.

[@surthing6711]

At least the child's origin will be free of nefarious influence.

[@NotoriousSRG]

Oh god this sounds unpleasant

[@lizziemaeva8391]

Thanks E.R for always having the best concepts/storylines, you're a genius and my favorite ASMRtist 🤍

[@fadzior3321]

pamiętasz mnie?

[@fadzior3321]

squanitrist revantri?

[@samualburns3755]

Would love to see a TFHS video inside a war hospital, fixing paper cuts from the tin foil/card war with foil bandages

[@draggyrhawke]

Man I missed this series, I've been looking forward to renewing the membership!

[@xxsqueaky_cleanxx1739]

Ive been subbed for years, glad to finally see this channel hit 1 mil! Extremely well deserved

[@esthermcfarland8197]

What a fun questionnaire! Can't wait for the next quarter

[@Mordechai420]

Dude I love u. If your videos don't make me smile laugh or listen they make me go to sleep. U really help me with my depression and anxiety man. Thank u brother.

[@natface1]

I like listening to your ASMR at night to relax/ fall asleep and relisten to them at work to hear all the stuff I missed while I was sleeping! Thank you for your awesome commitment to the multiverse.

[@GhERM2SOIED72]

Looking forward to part 2.

[@ilooksad]

glad to see timothy tin foil tim timmerman back in a more frequent poise, now offering 0.01% discounts at the nothing store. his sustained wounds have been laudable, and his steadfastly endless trek against the vast array of nefarious organizations throughout the multiverse has served us all in innumerable and incomprehensible fashions. we salute you, tim.

[@forskinshredr]

ah, it's been too long, commander tim. good to see you again o7 o7

[@xephon3000]

I have waited so long for an opportunity to renew my TFHS membership! I'm so glad my time has finally come!

[@redbeardactual5513]

As a loyal soldier to the TFHS, I am ready for a debriefing from the assignment of admitting myself to A.S to gather intel on the “goings on” inside their perimeter.

[@natoshipaw]

Just in time to renew my membership. I’m honored my question got in lol.

[@jordanfernandes541]

one of the best ASMR vids I've seen in a while!

[@caprieg6793]

i’ve been waiting for this one!!!!

[@jacktracy7839]

Yay really liked contributing to the questionnaire that was a really good idea

[@ProfessorASMR]

Ah, I have been meaning to renew my membership! Perfect timing.

[@skullydapungod6080]

Omg yes, been excited for this video coming out

[@kimchamberlain8476]

You crack me up! I usually get tingles from women ASMR artists, but you are absolutely amazing! Love your videos!

[@John-mz8rj]

I covered a turkey with tinfoil, you can't be too careful. I love animals.

[@TheASMRlogs]

I have been awaiting a chance to renew my membership.

[@natface1]

Yes!!! I’ve been waiting for this!! 🙌🏽

[@PredatorH2O]

8:33 Was the word "psychic" ?

[@kirbyfan4]

Yes. He figures out the p is silent at 13:30 when he read “Psionic”

[@PredatorH2O]

@@kirbyfan4 I noticed that and was unsure whether it's intentional or not.

[@danyvanschaijk]

Yessss, thank u sirrrr, been hoping that you would post a video like this again

[@wrestler1382]

Coming back to enlist for my 27th tour

[@lee.lee.n]

I keep hoping for a quarter 2 questionnaire.

[@victarionmagne3723]

I've been studying the ways of the foilwrap for decades (or hours) to be able to get through this exam, Hope i pass!

[@fitzjolt]

Thank you for answering my question fellow agents.

[@TheMuteStreamer]

I always love the concept of the ERU, even while I know it's a horrible universe to live in, besides certain parts, such as the Arkham Sanitarium and the other nice and goodish parts. You, Uncle E, are a world crafting wizard!

[@BorderJumper69YT]

Mom:”go play with the neighbors kid” The neighbors kid:

[@almostthebest78]

I’ve had nefarious organizations reach out to me about my car’s extended warranty and I don’t even own a car.

[@julianstrauss3843]

Just the fact Paul mentionned my name makes me a happy TFHS member

[@SuperShadowGuard]

Ah, I was waiting for this video. It's always the highlight of my year!

[@kemo_ccaa]

Mom: Go outside and play with the neighbourkid The neighbourkid: …

[@m0tomot058]

Been waiting for a new questionnaire for a while, 3 more sounds even better

[@eluvianii]

After looking at the archives of previous recruitments I was eager to join this prestigious organization. I'm honored to now have the opportunity to do so.

[@sulkypigeon]

when the first question got u stumped 🥲

[@Tr-qp3rh]

Commander! Let’s go! Nice job on the promotion

[@quinnswildlife8229]

This channels lore is too deep and I love it

[@averagejoe8358]

Astounding video. For your gallantry whilst making this video, I present to you the prestigious Tinfoil Cross with tin leaves, swords and diamonds.

[@infernothegreat1041]

24:52 that actually sounds awesome! I need to see this armor! Maybe next he will be completely covered in foil lol.

[@helgblau8598]

The day I’ve longed for has come… new TFHS questionnaire… wonderful..

[@jordananimationsyt579]

Dude I've been here from near the beginning amd I love all the videos you put out, keep making them k.

[@RealNomadicus]

AT LONG LAST!!! one of my favorite themes in all of ASMR!!!

[@demolitionizer7686]

I've been waiting SO LONG for another TFHS

[@leokeatonn]

Oh man, long time no see My absolute favorite organization in the Rift universe

[@triplejinx01]

Amazing, I was waiting to renew my membership. Down with the aluminumati!

[@viothesheikah1018]

I've been rewatching the old TFHS vids in preparation for this.

[@ASMRManzo]

Not in a million years did I ever believe that I would rather watch a guy named Timmothy Tinfoil Timmerman than NBA basketball.😂

[@ulyssessgrant9907]

Truly , this will be a new age of enlightenment !

[@smilesenpaireincarnated8998]

Its funny, I was just thinking to myself a couple days ago that we needed another TFHS video. This man just might be using nefarious brain waves himself.. Great video!

[@johndarcangelo6893]

I just imagine you at home and your wife trying to talk to you and your like "Hold on babe, I gotta come up with about 20 more weird ass question for this video."

[@thelemon0001]

Kind of an awkward coincidence, to have "tinfoil" in your name when you're also a member of the Tin Foil Hat Society. I bet it makes for some awkward roll calls.

[@RoonilWazlib100]

Ahh but you see, that’s part of the perks of getting into the Tin Foil Hat Society, you get to add tinfoil into your name 🤫

[@cjputasso]

I waited so long for this. Finally I can renew my TFHS membership

[@drink5.034]

Myself and many others have been waiting for another TFHS video