Tattooing Your Face | ASMR

[@foggzillajr2700]

Plot twist, it’s Rifts brother Drift.

[@s101077]

Tf lol

[@palmopolis_is_recording]

Best brother name I’ve ever heard

[@joeslacker1020]

HAHAHAHAHAH OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA howd YOU COME UP WITH THAT!?

[@kaigomai6471]

And he likes to buy his gangster clothing at a drift shop

[@foggzillajr2700]

@@kaigomai6471 exactly

[@Veriox22]

ER is like that cool uncle that always has something fun to show or tell you.

[@sollitsubunaek5938]

I read this as something fun to shower tell you

[@TheGibBsterGaming]

Hence why we call him Uncle E :)

[@grammernotzi]

@Veriox22 Like ball gags and clown porn.

[@camesandwich]

@@grammernotzi wat (O_O)

[@ShadyShadok]

And who occasionally tattoos your face

[@hasheeshian840]

This is straight-up the best ASMR channel on the site. No stupid gimmicks, no suggestive thumbnails, etc... Just a ton of creativity, Rift hasn't produced a single flop yet.

[@mcdaviddeservesbetter8]

He don’t miss

[@laurenluther7087]

Agreed. Paul is the best!

[@99rofl]

He has a lot of passion. Greetings from Germany.

[@NotTheDAHASAG]

Aw man, time to wait for "flop(ping) asmr" vid

[@jhinenjoyer7959]

This is a fact

[@Chloenorton7269]

Plot twist this is rifts actual face and he's just been using makeup Edit: guys I just wanted to make a funny joke not start an argument also leave meorlboro cop alone he doesn't deserve this much hate for a simple reply he made

[@wolfhunter9593]

That would be funny lol

[@arturmergo]

What a twist!

[@lightningfreddie3543]

Yeah that’s funny

[@MacaqueStinx]

If only

[@Mrconfidentvrc]

If he was a rapper "Lil rift"

[@OP-Rian]

*holds up a picture of Karl Marx* “I believe his name was Socrates”

[@aaronbold8715]

@Bronzethelegend36 4 Yeah, definitely not.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

To be fair, literally everything was banned, including history books

[@wheatgod9125]

@@aaronbold8715 true, marx was wiser

[@bardolomaios2g301]

@@wheatgod9125 gr8 b8, too bad it's too dry here to fish

[@wheatgod9125]

@@bardolomaios2g301 i’m not some internet weirdo looking for attention. it’s facts lol

[@someonerandom5641]

ER is so dedicated, he actually got the Post Malone treatment. Props to him.

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PFP.

[@orpheus7069]

Jesus Christ what is you profile picture

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

@@orpheus7069 me?

[@StrobeVII]

@@themonsterunderyourbed.7620 meme man

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

@@StrobeVII oh.

[@bobveinne2439]

Everybody has their chuckles about how real the tattoos look until he still looks like this in his next video. Edit: Well boys thankfully his face is back to his normal self.

[@Masaki-1334]

Cant wait.

[@elaw13]

I means it's a real tattoo gun...

[@jordanshepherd7168]

I hope he immediately did a handful after this to post while those were still there

[@naykayta]

@@jordanshepherd7168 that'd be ridiculous

[@jordanshepherd7168]

@@naykayta that's exactly the type of thing Uncle Rift would do tho

[@RichardDavidHodges]

Rift’s kid probably has the most clout ever. Imagine being able to tell your friends that your dad is a tattoo artist, a sales man of everything & nothing, a doctor, etc.

[@-ddeception-4103]

He has more jobs than Johnny sins

[@CaptainAries]

@@-ddeception-4103 made my day.

[@Glitchy666]

Don’t forgot literal Satan

[@alqcrtiddies8959]

He got more jobs than Barbie does 😟😟😟

[@jingbring6000]

@@-ddeception-4103 I’m very curious as to how many the two have and how close it is.

[@jaimeabengoechea8463]

Let’s be fair ER must have been STRUGGLING to NOT make this the TATOO MAN

[@AdmiraldPeroxide]

It is , he said “voids”

[@perrycoffey5410]

It's tattoo

[@OzMediaOfficial]

Ahhh my boi ER is so close to 1 million! My god has it really been like.. 6/7 years of watching you?

[@OzMediaOfficial]

Apparently whispering chinface came out 8 years ago.. Jesus...

[@mrsisko9886]

@@OzMediaOfficial holy shit dude

[@urb44n]

@@OzMediaOfficial he has 1 mil now! But also I didn’t realise it was 8 years ago, it only feels like last night when I found that vid

[@moldbug1660]

Now he is!

[@kageokami35]

TIL Oz listens to ASMR

[@patrack9832]

I’m gonna need Film Theory to make an Ephemeral Rift timeline.

[@benjamim8046]

Shut up and take my money🙏🏻 💵

[@deklynbutler2267]

@@benjamim8046 i agree bro xD

[@theunrelatedbot8245]

it would be awsome to have something like that

[@MaryCharlise]

I think that this one works perfectly in After The Flash line

[@cr6458]

I feel like Rift must be one of the coolest dads. Either that or he's like... unbearably cringe but loved in retrospect

[@beal728]

He is the one telling these awful puns or dumb jokes and is very goofy

[@samholding9380]

10/10 best dad ever, no question

[@jingbring6000]

Coolest dad but still knows a great many puns

[@catchingtheshot1333]

Judging from the suicide talk asmr 5 years ago he is the cool one

[@TheMuteStreamer]

@@catchingtheshot1333 or the new " how to grill your shelf "

[@brandenduguay4655]

I love how the only colored tattoo (thats not black) on his face is a low battery

[@shinsuu777]

my mn l m pou m miul lo

[@TapDaKart]

@@shinsuu777 I agree

[@friendisnthere]

@@shinsuu777 100% based and redpilled.

[@eeljai2048]

@@shinsuu777 that’s a bit to political buddy

[@evgamer2433]

@@shinsuu777 dude what the hell

[@xc6603]

Rift: I like to be clean and hygienic as possible Also Rift, not even 10 minutes ago: Uses partially, Debated clean sock to wipe our face

[@thelivingcat0210]

The nwo probably banned towels and wipes

[@xc6603]

@@thelivingcat0210 can they ban depression too? cause I'm really fucking tired of being lonely and depressed.

[@dannydunham2449]

Rift will find any excuse to use the word "caruncle", huh?

[@TDragonus]

Mmm, I see. So when's your album dropping on soundcloud, rift?

[@smithscullyx]

me and my comrades are on our way to get our "socrates" tattoos

[@itsyaboimason7069]

I hope we can see the rubber chicken head reunited with its body at some point.

[@quay8561]

Day 10 of asking for a grey beards Skyrim role play

[@thomastarver6684]

Same man

[@tekkenbekken]

My man looks like he had a fight with a printer and lost

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Excellent comment 😂💀🎯

[@tekkenbekken]

Hehe it just came to me 😂

[@aegisletum1167]

John carpenters “The Thing” is hands down one of the best horror movies of all time.

[@christopherterzakos6118]

I agree

[@fordsrest]

what you mean horror movie? its a documentary

[@apmfer]

Og Texas chainsaw is the goat of horror like rly fckin good

[@gusthechicken4747]

@@apmfer 2 is better

[@somedude7868]

The world needs more tatoo artists who are just like "yup sounds like a bad life choice, lets do it"

[@perrycoffey5410]

It's tattoo

[@JoeSwanson9]

ER: _completely normal_ Also ER: *listens to Post Malone one time*

[@guth5060]

kinda sus

[@_Scoff_]

Kinda sus

[@jordanshepherd7168]

Completely normal?

[@jordanshepherd7168]

Sus amogus

[@juggernautz181]

if i wake up with actual tattoos on my face i swear to god

[@Wicked_maniac]

Yes, uncle E will be breaking into everyone’s house and giving them tattoos in they sleep, I got a tatto of Corvus clemins

[@Marfius_Au_Marfongus]

What if everyone on this world is actually a clone of “the man” and the ones that are doing jobs and stuff are extras that didn’t get anything to give to people

[@50shekels]

Thank you, Ive always wanted to not be eligible for a job

[@kseniaixbalam2826]

The rubber chicken head is the most treasured thing!

[@nickc6570]

depends which void you're in, not worth much in these parts

[@darkzer0670]

"John Carpenters The Thing. I've heard a lot about this documentary." 😆😂🤣

[@dutchvanderlinde7348]

The fact that he refers to the thing as a documentary is mildly alarming

[@mglouise97]

KURUNKLE IS BACK!!!!!!! ITS MY FAVORITE UNLE E TRIGGER

[@exittierone]

You mean caruncle?

[@atlas4765]

6:18 - it's now my fav too :)

[@jaredeleson1428]

You mean cringe?

[@MrAwesomeMatty]

The song "Tattoo" by Weird Al comes to mind watching this.

[@alexcobalt6302]

Can you give a link, if it is possible, please?)

[@isetmfriendsofire]

"Another Tattoo" is the full name

[@isetmfriendsofire]

@@alexcobalt6302 Just type "weird al another tattoo" and it will pop up

[@alexcobalt6302]

@@isetmfriendsofire yea, thanx, it was really weird)) but not bad

[@FFrogMilk]

Uncle E, there’s a little something on your face

[@matthaisuhlmann1617]

*Listens to post Malone once*

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

💀💀💀

[@rawr3436]

Did I miss something ? Or why does Uncle E have a Tattoo Gun and knows how set it up correctly ??

[@DuKbuK2]

...huh...

[@fordsrest]

how do you think he got all those face tattoos? he learned how to use a tattoo gun

[@rawr3436]

@@fordsrest oh man, U r right, thats so cool xD

[@formeitsthemcdoublewithcheese]

Real quick. If you want tattoos and you're getting it done, never refer to the tattoo machine as a tattoo "gun" a LOT of artist hate that. Its like calling a biker club a "gang"

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

@@formeitsthemcdoublewithcheese Then what is more acceptable to call it?

[@frogskills8477]

Went to bed with a clean face, woke up with a face full of tattoos... What happened here?

[@pugletanimations5785]

This is an interesting development, as now we may not be able to tell who is and isn't an NWO official.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

If the NWO doesn’t either, then it’s all good

[@Ignismari]

He looks like generic UFC 4 created fighter. Still I adore his passion in creating videos.

[@GreenRabitWorld]

That “low battery” one isn’t bad lol

[@MARS-ht7qu]

Best asmrtist I've followed ever Been following for a about for years now and always liking the content This guy has some serious inventive

[@Gumperthehumper]

It’s kinda disappointing that in 3 years he’s only gained 460k subs. people just don’t want to try new things

[@jpfootballs]

@@Gumperthehumper 100k+ a year isn’t nothing to scoff at, especially for an alternative asmr channel

[@palmopolis_is_recording]

Does anyone else just watch these in the middle of the day? Like, if I’m bored, ER. If I’m hungry, get food and watch ER. It’s just a process that might seem strange to people, I donno.

[@Justa_Guy_YT]

I can’t wait to see historians in 500 years calling The Thing a documentary.

[@sketchpad7116]

Ah yes, I would love to watch myself a jolly good show of "Richard and Mortimer". I always have myself a jolly good laugh and sometimes, this tis a bit embarrassing, but I do spill my tea when I have too much of a laugh!

[@squatcurldeadlift7346]

Lmao

[@joshlee350]

I came from 4 parallel universes away to this void in the middle of nowhere just to get a tattoo. It was worth it of course.

[@AllTinglesASMR2]

his name is Lil Rifty

[@TehKitteh01]

The low battery tattoo on his forehead is the best one.

[@sigmanerd8553]

His face looks like the table in the back of class

[@Wuuuuuush]

Imagine someone walks up to you with “lower five” tattooed on their eyeball

[@oblivionwriter]

I get it!

[@valarian4423]

oblivionwriter I don’t. Help pls?

[@oblivionwriter]

@@valarian4423 it's a demon slayer reference

[@_thathoodwitch]

*taps match stick* “Yeah I can definitely take that and I will tattoo your entire face” I love this 😂😂

[@ZeddiLeppi]

I can just imagine your wife walking in on you in the bathroom, having just finished putting all those fake tattoos on your face, and just nodding her head and closing the door.

[@JAYV45_]

Who says he has a bathroom

[@ZeddiLeppi]

@@JAYV45_ The Bathroom Man

[@S-99]

@xXJón_ZeppęlinXx Nice PFP bro

[@cr6458]

Just had a thought. You seem like a bit of a prolific autodidact with your wide variety of skills/no "formal" education. Could you do a video about your self-teaching process? Either as an ASMR vid or a podcast. I would watch the shit out of that, both as a fan and as a teacher, I think you have a skill people desperately need to learn

[@JasonVoorhees-os1uf]

Jason approves this video

[@JAYV45_]

Ki ki ki ma ma ma

[@brandenduguay4655]

Nice you found a phone at the bottom of camp crystal lakes, lake

[@JasonVoorhees-os1uf]

@@brandenduguay4655 Who said I was still down there…..

[@AS-Stardust]

@@JasonVoorhees-os1uf your mom

[@Figyrf]

@@AS-Stardust ah you must have asked joe

[@jedimasterrylan]

I second the notion for a Skyrim role play. The pure asmr to be had with a simple “eeeeeeverythings for sale my friend, everything’s for sale”

[@metalmad8978]

I can't believe he actually acquired a tattoo machine for this. I love how dedicated Rift is to his craft. And it's a bloody talented craft!

[@youtubeuser1334]

*Alternate Title* *The Tattoo man* [ASMR] *The Face Tattoo Man* [ASMR]

[@hugochhoeu9204]

what if ER actually can't write explaining why he only scribbles on his clipboard. 💩

[@kurrentsorrow]

Ah yes. Karl Marx, otherwise known as the great philosopher socrates. ;)

[@Supunky_monkey]

"I like to be as clean and hygienic as possible" *uses an old sock to clean an area*

[@nightknight645]

ER probably had to drown himself twice to get those temporary tattoos to come out good

[@tomjpearson5475]

Plot twist he kept them on

[@marioskatsaros7837]

Am I the only one who would love to play an MMO based on ER’s Universe?

[@ALTRASTS]

if I see one sheesh in the comments I'm devotion my life to banning anything TikTok wise

[@MSP.WPD.editszzz]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

[@molodoy..]

Is sheesh tik tak word? I use the word because it’s funny but now you say it’s from tok tik?!?!? It’s kinda cringe actually

[@yukzees1792]

I don't just come for the tingles, I come for this man's big brain when it comes to making asmr. Great vid my dude!

[@Rhamburgers_420]

The amount of restraint i have to exercise to not get a face tattoo irl is insane

[@thememe986]

Idk about that, I like tattoos but anything on your face is a horrible idea

[@Rhamburgers_420]

@@thememe986 never said it wasn’t a horrible idea

[@DreadlyKnight]

Wondering if these easily wash off in a day or if HES gonna have to live with these for a few days or weeks 😂 and probably recorded a few videos ahead of tome

[@lealville]

will see in next video 🤣

[@jcrossan1351]

I didn’t realise ephemeral rift became a soundcloud rapper

[@masteroogway3805]

So dedicated to the video that he permanently tatted his face and has to live with It for the rest of his life.

[@HippieChick_16]

Ikr he’s so dedicated😿😿😿😿😿😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗😣😣😣🦶🏻

[@StinkyCheese3]

It would be cool if you did a fabric store 🥲

[@daisyreyes3450]

I love how he can say the funniest shit and remain with a straight face ,🤣

[@_cyanite]

when he called The Thing a documentary. gold

[@vewitched5288]

Uncle Rift looks like he’s ready to drop his first rap on soundcloud 🙌

[@wolsin9787]

Only 10k left before the millios!? Any project for the special 1mil video?

[@mkp7631]

The Declaration of Independence Part had me dead 😂

[@Sorin96]

Only 10k left and then uncle e has reached 1 Million Subscribers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@benleysens9802]

Tell Corvus I like his void.

[@SpyrotheDragon97]

Cant believe ER went through all the trouble and cost to get his face tattooed for this video, the dedication is astounding

[@brandenduguay4655]

I dont know if you are joking and the joke went straight over my head but its a pretty big chance that before this video he put on those heat enabled tattoos

[@molodoy..]

@@brandenduguay4655 No way!!! It’s ER we talking about, he got them for real! You’ll see

[@arcanya]

Every video I watch from this man, I just ask myself : When will his creativity stops ? I guess it will continue infinitely like the void

[@Millerofmac-rip]

Do me like post malone

[@idkbro8470]

"..you've come to the right place." Me: Yea, I can see that.

[@DieSl0WB1Tch]

Alright no cap, If you look inside the Pen at 25:43 you can see an Eyeball, how tf does he do this shit?

[@TheBawbag001]

Take a shot every time he says "NWO"

[@mystiqueedge]

18:32 "I like to be as clean and hygienic as possible" says the person who wiped your face down with a "sorta clean" sock

[@Dionysian.Cryptid]

I've legitimately considered getting a "No Regerts" tattoo somewhere. I think I'll stick with "Its is my life - Jon Bovi"

[@Aeoatic]

Introducing new rapper, Lil Rift. (Or Big Rift, if you are so inclined.)

[@cowbelleyt5396]

No regerts watching this over and over again!

[@541landon]

I’m already heavily tatted and sadly decided to get gang related and racists tattoos on my body from when I was in state penitentiary for most of my life,that I eventually got most of them covered up🙏🏻 but I do have some face tattoos. And this just cracks me up haha

[@FantFrei]

as an tattoo artist i feel represented and appreciate this video greatly 🖤🖤🖤

[@molodoy..]

Can you tattoo the Declaration of Independence on my left iris? Im ready to pay you 2 matches and single fold cut off from jeans

[@gee_dubya]

Idea: you can use all of the different currencies you have from your world currencies videos to create “the money man” where you can dress up as the monopoly man with a monocle and top hat and talk in a fancy accent

[@crowley4081]

there's hidden meaning behind that ink, I know it

[@cfruge444]

Unlike Hakushi, whose tats were actually complete gibberish.

[@elteay1]

I absolutely lost it when he pulled out the whole ass Declaration of Independence. Funniest shit I've seen on YT in a while.

[@Beat_2004]

First the normal symbols you'd expect from any other tattooist and then this came up

[@DankSpoony]

I'm so prepared for ER to do anything that I can see his face covered in temporary tattoos and just think, "Yeah, that's some classic ER shit right there"

[@Brother.Árganos]

Wow "you want the officer barcode on you forehead there's plenty of room up there" me:😮 HOW RUDE

[@MrEfthimis25]

Imagine what he will think of for 1 Million subs special

[@loganjackson637]

At 6:25 it almost sounds like a horse galloping.

[@George_W_Bush]

I am so down for some new face tattoos, I need a new vibe for my second presidential run

[@syncopatedglory]

me scanning my home page: "well well, what handsome horror do we have here"

[@KaylinKatastrophic]

This is the most realistic tattoo ASMR I've ever watched, because you even get the wiping right after tattooing for a little bit. This was really good for losing myself into and relaxing, well done!

[@kingstonVNSH]

Wtf is this why am I getting recommended a SoundCloud rapper

[@KanekoGames]

*Inhales smoke* Do you ever think about how facial hair is just weird face tattoos? *Cough cough*

[@KanekoGames]

Please for the love of all things stupid, do not take this comment seriously.

[@SRGCrwn]

Lil Pump been real quiet since Lil Rift dropped this banger 🔥🔥🔥

[@thecabinwitch4209]

Digging this look tbh tattoo man needs to be a new character

[@flowersandwater666]

no u

[@whiteligghts]

This man really presented me with a flash sheet of the declaration of independence as if I look like Nicholas Cage