The Interview & Room Search | ASMR

Security Officer Murray visits you in your room at Arkham Sanitarium to ask a few questions about the patient who escaped, followed by a routine room search for any possible evidence and contraband.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@thelemon0001]

The Murray couple must've had very specific expectations for their son when they named him Officer.

[@jasonwalker4003]

expectations: met

[@sgt.mittens2451]

“Hello yes I am officer officer and do you know how fast you were going?” The biggest running joke, except the guy who sped 90mph past a red light.

[@lamasytchannel]

BHAAHA

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

Then he became a mcdonald's employee

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

"hello officer, can I get a number 9 with sauce please?"

[@Kr0gr]

Oh thank goodness someone took the boot in. I was worried no one would adopt it.

[@mbakken96]

Adopt, don't shop

[@JohnSmith-mm8jm]

Nice to see a fellow pmc

[@stevenhubbard9015]

hahahahahahahaha is jussssstt hahahahahahahahahahaha boot hahahahahahahaha thats the funheheeest thing since memes hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@frederico8065]

@@stevenhubbard9015 alright easy there chill out with the bath salts.

[@laylapaws2509]

Fire man Hubbard XD you sure no ones tickling you?

[@BornotB-xi6kg]

38:40 "Oh it's a highligh-" "It's one of the deadliest weapons made" "Wh-what?"

[@gamelabs818]

38:25

[@redsoulheart5040]

Ok but like I hate getting into trouble and when he said that it legit caused me anxiety xD

[@redsoulheart5040]

@@catherinemartin1957 yeah where’s the evidence??

[@MrTattooASMR]

the old 'pet boot' I love your style man.

[@Auvisome]

Poo

[@grande1590]

Ok this is the weirdest shit I just looked up tattoo asmr then I see ur comment my mind is blown

[@lootdood6151]

grand e he comments everywhere

[@Lamb666]

Mr. Tattoo ASMR Link!

[@gxdsgulxgv2101]

I swear every asmr video I watch you comment!

[@ddlk9913]

"Why do you have an ounce of Spiderman's ashes?" cuz I like to party

[@duelelmies3662]

You get his powers

[@redsoulheart5040]

Jerry Quillen this comment killed me.

[@Mav3nTwitch]

It's a reference to one of ER's other videos where he deals the ashes of the snapped marvel characters.

[@darthrevan533]

Yeeeeah boi come to my place and we can snort some decapitated youngling powder as well

[@sgt.mittens2451]

His legal name is Officer Murray, so technically he could go as officer officer.

[@f.b.i.2366]

In the summer, Uncle E is doctor strange In the winter, he is John Wick

[@neem7021]

hey

[@f.b.i.2366]

Luis Lim hello

[@neem7021]

hi

[@f.b.i.2366]

Luis Lim how are ya?

[@melikage6566]

Oh yeah

[@ali3nducky140]

*Walks in* "Oh is that a pet boot?" Me: *looks embarrassed* "Nah..." "It's cute" Me:*relieved*

[@dr.starryplagueartist4557]

Bruuuuuh, I just noticed the boot. I thought he was talking about a snake named "old boot" lmao Edit: I'm tired.

[@paulybeatz3688]

Starry Little Artist Hahaha 😂😂😂🤣

[@lordsaladin361]

4:10 hey nice lamp “ where did u get it” Me: sweat falling down my face “yeah I got it at Costco”

[@Mazz53]

Costco lolol

[@-shlurp3743]

L A M P

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

I love lamp

[@plaguedoctor5639]

Ah another doctor so nice to see I'm not alone.

[@yourmorningcupofcoffee4313]

is a replica

[@WaterSlime_]

I love how you tie together your videos with all these small details like the cone lamp and the boot!

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Yeah, me too

[@qwest500]

reusing props but also all vids are connected which is amazing

[@bowdude27]

Rift's creating a little universe of his own, gotta keep the lore consistent.

[@qwest500]

@Sal Vulcano @doggo Just watching his videos constantly or watching a lot of them will inform you of the storyline. There are lots of theories about the lore, but basically it revolves around a place called "Arkham Sanitarium", which is a place which holds lots of wacky patients. Each video is you (presumably a patient at Arkham Sanitarium) interacting with different characters.

[@Yrojrund]

where does communist asmr tie in?!

[@CaptainASMR]

Yes I brought my PlayStation controller into the asylum, so I can stare at the wall and imagine I'm playing Sly Cooper

[@CaptainASMR]

@FrostBloodGames Yeah I just prefer staring at the wall

[@RylaDarkstar]

Sly Cooper was a banging series.

[@dergiggler3603]

C'est la vie!

[@potasiumm3502]

Didn't think I'd see you here Captain. Btw love your videos.

[@nathanielbatty]

Captain ASMR you sly dog

[@adamgreenejr.5247]

*finds a gun* Me:"Its for relaxation" Security:"Oh ok"

[@canopener1043]

No cause for concern

[@damienbailey227]

@@canopener1043 well i mean he does find a grenade and don't give two craps cause its a dummy grenade but still if i walked into to a room looked in a drawer and saw a grenade even a dummy one i would still put them on a watch list and monitor them

[@redsoulheart5040]

boss of gaming ok but he also freaked out over a highlighter and wanted you to get some more of Spider-Man’s ashes sooooooooooo

[@adamgreenejr.5247]

This is a debate now isn't it

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

"I find murder very relaxing"

[@MrStrepsilz]

I hope I can have a moment of your time No Roll credits

[@generalraven9804]

My life when it comes to other people in a nutshell

[@roykennedy]

This guy would be a great fit for cinema Sins

[@roomba_with_knifes6607]

FrostBloodGames yes,yes he does good job little timmy

[@denniscowe3289]

FrostBloodGames nice try Timmy. We’re on to you Timmy.

[@F0undlol]

I fear no man, but that thing, Max olotl, it scares me

[@metrometheus641]

48:08 the acting was spot on and the reaction was so Perfect when he found spiderman’s ashes.

[@gameroxi]

Legitimate anxiety when he tried to open that padlock lol

[@waltergaming2003]

SAME, damn it was unnerving

[@allofrussia571]

Hella

[@timewellspent8137]

When he asked about the lamp my heart sank!

[@sariahyarber3662]

Haha! Glad I'm not the only one! Lol

[@redsoulheart5040]

IKR? Like I thought this was suppose to be relaxing but the highlighter and ashes part legit gave me anxiety. xD

[@mudkippug]

Seems like there’s actually a storyline now. Maybe there’ll be a video of where the escapee is, what the plan is and what’s going to happen after that or if they got caught. Idk

[@theuniversalmudkip1102]

Daddy er will grant our curiosity, answers

[@barbaravenek610]

All of these videos are a part of a storyline. You just never know where on the timeline we are.

[@barbaravenek610]

@@mudkippug ALL of his videos are connected.

[@timewellspent8137]

The first escapee is just a distraction so we can kill the Professor like Corvus ordered us to.

[@vagarityga7100]

@@timewellspent8137 which video

[@Antunes762]

"I'll try not to take much of your time, okay?" *52 minutes later*

[@rubymaster6349]

He said he would be gone before your company got there

[@SniperGuy430]

52 mins < 1 hr so technically he didn't. Still true though.

[@tiffanydonahue3034]

​@@rubymaster6349 nuh uh

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

So in Rift's world...the mall cops are canadian, God is instead Cthulhu, and the most common pets are boots... Dear Cthulhu, I want to live in Rift's world.

[@loganserr6864]

Same

[@thomasthouin6500]

Don't forget that Cthulhu is also a doctor

[@redsoulheart5040]

One word: Corvus. Corvus is best boi.

[@nefilimwarrior1747]

@@redsoulheart5040 but did you consider, margaret is best gyrl?

[@Crayzo_A.s.]

My favorite character is the trader that trades cash for junk

[@DREAD0]

The lore behind all of this and the way it links together is immense

[@andrewruiz5083]

The best role play ASMRtist 100%. Don’t @ me

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

What?

[@flim_flam_shrim_shram6653]

@Andxew

[@Gamo0ol]

@Andxew

[@imdeadinside1552]

@Andxew

[@DeathSurgeonKid]

@Andxew what i didn't hear you

[@kevintusinski8500]

"This is one of the most deadliest weapons known." **casually opens** "Oh, makes a good sound!!"

[@lxrdszn6510]

I find it weird, that instead of asking, what the pet boot's name is, he just starts talking about his sex

[@kotan4617]

edgytrashshithead pet boots rarely have names silly

[@zoomzoom4377]

Oh yeah yeah

[@ssnake3461]

Sorry for standing in your lame profile picture

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

Well it's too obvious, it's "booty". Or "bootert". Or "bootleg". Or "bootholomew". Or-

[@simoncowell7063]

You got a problem with that

[@greekbirb]

clicked faster than Corvus pulling out his notebook

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

HAHAHA nice pun!

[@seamusdoyle4884]

Nice name.

[@greekbirb]

@@seamusdoyle4884 σας ευχαριστώ . thank you.

[@dkfetty]

Fastest DRAW in the Asylum

[@geohypervx890]

Eisai ellinas?

[@randomnothingness6557]

"Ahh the eldritch safety cone that holds many powers, Where buy chance did you find such a thresher?" "...The ...thrift shop."

[@joshmarum8540]

I recommend your videos to any of my friends with anxiety or are on certain drugs that prevent sleep and it really does help, not sure why but thank you, you really have helped millions of people

[@Antnix732]

JoshMarum who tf are ur friends?

[@662363]

​@@Antnix732Cocaine and Ectasy

[@bluepatriot6078]

“It’s a training grenade. You can tell by the blue paint” *explodes*

[@aperson2378]

The boot threatened to tell you where the escaped prisoner went...so I locked it up. Hope you don't mind?

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

I certainly won't........ *hides behind couch*

[@PockyChoco23]

doggo plz no

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

@@PockyChoco23 *pokes out head* pls no what?

[@cara_melly]

**violently default dances**

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

*_pulls out gun_* you better stop

[@daydreamingvampire]

“Oh a training grenade that’s alri-“ “IS THAT A HIGHLIGHTER!?!?”

[@izices]

"What were you planning to do with these ashes?" "Plant them in Margaret's garden and hope they grew back-"

[@reginaldconnor277]

"A moment of your time" 1 hour later Me: -_-

[@jug0572]

What

[@thezeshadow7782]

What

[@nefilimwarrior1747]

Considering that in almost every video their notion of "a little while" is almost an hour, it is duable

[@calebknollman3613]

“Is that a pet boot” this is why I love Rift.

[@theskilledsnake]

I love how much he connects his videos together

[@daneelaart]

day [redacted] in joining kermit to make paul do a swear word only video

[@WuntaykTimmy1]

We need more soldiers like you. ✊

[@Kidcrowley]

Keep the mission alive

[@generalraven9804]

I need a reminder who the f#%k is Paul I for get I have a memory of a f#%king rock

[@leroyspitzer8265]

@@generalraven9804 that's ERs real name

[@waffle119]

Hecc fricc succ dang darn toot 😎 cool boy only minecwaff sewvew. No Chwistien wame boys hewe

[@ImmortalPlayer42069]

Can we all respect that this man sat down and acted like a boot was a cute dog. I already liked the video.

[@wiretoast]

I would like to see a forest gump roleplay like a interview or Gump explaining how to catch shrimp

[@cryptycpromethea1993]

Um Security Guard Murray, have you by chance seen the man who offers me my beaking... the pestilence has made my day and night insufferable... perhaps a beaking would prevent me from succumbing to the void....

[@fearisimminent7765]

M o o d

[@cryptycpromethea1993]

69 Likes is 69 Beakings

[@kannonball5789]

Corvus and SCP-049 are two separate beings.

[@cryptycpromethea1993]

Kai W The cure, the beaking. Techniques and scientology passed through the laboratories of the SCP foundation. He has agreed, the price... Rumors suggest it is the sanitarium for the entities that reside....

[@kannonball5789]

@@cryptycpromethea1993 Or maybe the Foundation is connected via a Rift?

[@thepurpleantidote8709]

50:26 "you can bring me more ashes" "Gotcha, aye sorry grandma, business is just business,"

[@raynekingsly9302]

I love that he respected the boot so well, like, like thank you for treating my pet as you would a person 🙏

[@Ralph_Wiggum]

Please don’t mind my shrine to Papa Rift. I simply must praise him constantly, for He is great. Praise be. Stay blessed.

[@DeathSurgeonKid]

Supporting you matter, pal.

[@Ralph_Wiggum]

Doccium papa praise

[@itaimizrahi7464]

Ralph Wiggum why

[@lilcreepy4257]

We shall worship papa rift

[@stewiegriffin7237]

Ive got one right next to my shrine of Papa John

[@goose2835]

I love how he says many times that he doesn't have jurisdiction yet he enters someone's house

[@BeastPosessedDegenerate]

facts

[@wikern7010]

Looks like Dogs have a competitor for being humans best friend

[@djbootymeatlive1484]

0:45 man im just trynna sleep now im laughing like an idiot

[@wifflewaffel]

funny

[@88FlyingHigh88]

Had a good ole chuckle when he opened the drawer. There's a playstation controller, the letter 'R' and wait, what the hell is that? A grenade?! Ah, got it.

[@hyperxalloyfpspelinappaimi8447]

Day 10 in supporting kermit in asking ER to do a swear only video

[@nolanstevenson4386]

thank you very very much kind person or boot

[@hyperxalloyfpspelinappaimi8447]

no problem , i can tell you are getting antsy because you added a stop sign in your comment

[@nolanstevenson4386]

yes i’m getting slightly triggered

[@generalraven9804]

Day I forgot helping Kermit get this video

[@Hhgforesjkloihn]

Kermit I feel for you

[@PBunyanOx]

Interrupting me getting out of bed on my day off. I'll allow it.

[@GHound420]

How do you get interrupted getting out of bed?

[@PBunyanOx]

@@GHound420 How do you get interrupted doing anything?

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

_Just stopping by long before bedtime to say that beard is inspiring_

[@galeparker1067]

Always is!!!! 🥰🥰✌️🇨🇦

[@Asareff]

I need a pet boot in my life

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Two would be better

[@lloyddragon2036]

same tho

[@lloyddragon2036]

@@ognjenivanovic7871 😂😂😂

[@staklar6101]

I got a pet rock

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

@@staklar6101 what breed?

[@godsmacker6324]

Love the “attention all units, attention all units” from the last mall cop, great callback

[@madedrew]

Hidden in plain sight, never thought I would be so excited to see a little Easter egg near Spot (which as I type this Officer Murray pointed it out lol). Very smooth and very great story telling!! You are such a creative force and I really appreciate you creating and sharing your story :)

[@miggyyyyyyyyyyyy]

I will join the battle to help Kermit get his swear word video

[@mr.williams875]

Oh yeah yeah

[@DianneBrand]

Am I the only one who thinks that the escaped patient and security officer Murray are one and the same person?

[@queenmirrah1168]

Or officer Murray Helped him

[@bloodfartmoon2765]

Makes sense

[@timewellspent8137]

I mean we've never seen him brfore, so it's totally possible.

[@qwest500]

OMG I lovvvved the Arkham Mall Security video, super hyped about this! Thx Papa Rift ;)

[@محمدخالد-ط6ه1د]

I couldn’t find any 1 better than him in asmr he is so good at it

[@cjsmr9751]

This universe is so carefully woven together like a nice warm blanket 😊

[@pingu8900]

I love the continuity between ER’s videos, it goes beyond a simple series. It truly is dedication to the craft to carry on stories and intricacies that first appeared in videos years ago. Hats off to you sir.

[@SnoFitzroy]

I went from fully awake and alert to the deepest sleep I've had in a couple months in about 12 minutes thanks to this 💚💚💚

[@imigi2850]

It’s so awesome how E ties things together and references other videos in his videos and the topics are way different

[@Wildberryjamband]

4:15. "it looks like the one that went missing. where did you get yours" classic questioning. Make em sweat. We have a professional security guard here folks. 👊💥👊☺💎💎💎

[@gorboobus9292]

I swear to god, up until now, Goodnight Moon was my favorite asmr channel. But this guy is funny and relaxing? Get outta here Edit: the world building here is amazing! I’d even go as far as to say better than Goodnight Moon’s!

[@jaredwood8163]

I’ve just scrolled through and liked every comment having to do with Kermit and his noble quest to get daddy rift to do a curse only video. Keep it up soldier we stand with you

[@gall9had]

jared wood same

[@hiimbeta413]

39:40 Officer Murray: And just how did you come into possession of this? *helltaker ost starts playing*

[@thesilentvampire]

The beard with that hair looks majestic

[@ssnake3461]

THE SILENT VAMPIRE oh yeah yeah

[@ggtroll1365]

oh yeah yeah

[@silentghostx4158]

He looks like Kenny from the walking dead

[@ASMRBoosters]

Man, how you keep coming up with amazing ideas is beyond me. Your dedication is admirable. Keep being the best uncle E!

[@nolanstevenson4386]

day 10 swear word only video is needed now please 🛑

[@daneelaart]

we need more people

[@maxmustermann5331]

Day 1 of me supporting Kermit on his quest

[@DeathSurgeonKid]

our lives depend on it

[@schube-fearless7429]

Day 5 of my contribution to ur quest

[@cjsmr9751]

Kermit the legend continues! We must get this!

[@MichieCuddlesASMR]

Ahh the king of Roleplays! Thank you for being an inspiration to me! Because of you and this wonderful community, I get to do what I love! But now, this video is up, so time for some sleep!!! 👌xx :)

[@signiaxg7742]

Papa Rift: you are expecting someone but not for another hour right? Me: oh god i know where this is going

[@samfrenzied]

I get nervous during 'interviews', so this was equally relaxing and anxiety inducing. Thanks?

[@DarkShadows713]

"I like what you've done with your room." Thanks it's decorated with exclusively with items I stole! 😊 "That lamp looks exactly like the one that went missing from the artifact room... Where did you get it, by the way?" Thank you, I stole it from the artifact room! 🤗

[@10kAndrew_]

*Quarantine got me going this type of crazy* 1:17

[@traviscunningham3076]

I like cheese

[@carterfloyd1382]

Real asf

[@Abolishtaxes1997]

but what chese? 🤔🧀

[@GabrielWolfe]

I love these. The one where Corvus is the mall cop always makes me laugh xD

[@farinator3409]

0:01 FBI OPEN UP

[@nolanstevenson4386]

GAME crasher underrated

[@tylerblevins1799]

Oh yeah

[@yumachinasake2789]

Connor Paul *oh yeah yeah

[@judahsfunchannel982]

But it's relaxing

[@anthonybermudez3911]

Except the fbi guy is a new guy and is super polite

[@mikeyazz9672]

Thank you for putting time into what you do ! i loved the Marvel ashes sells man. keep being creative my man

[@wiretoast]

You are probably one of the coolest ASMR artists I think out there

[@elinaistomina933]

Good evening, mr Rift! I don't know if anyone have told you it before, but if you'll turn around your signature letter "R", you'll get russian letter "Я", which is a personal pronoun, just like "I" in english. To me this little fact adds a deeper meaning to your personal philosophy and to your whimsical world, because all of it is a part of you, and was created by your mind and imagination. Thank you for this wonderful experience. Each time I feel really bad, I come here and watch your videos, and this is the only thing that can ease all the pain. To me you are like a father (I've lost mine five years ago, and miss him every day): wise and kind. Thank you for the soul shelter (and for such genius plots and characters).

[@folyobembay73]

@@Merkhahba I hope you understand the reason you got no likes... You should probably delete your reply...

[@Merkhahba]

@@folyobembay73 This was not the thing I meant to post that on. I'm so sorry.

[@folyobembay73]

@@Merkhahba it's fine.

[@Undeadagain]

I was half-expecting him to pull out the AK-47 and be like, "Fully automatic assault rifle? Seems harmless.".

[@VTjoey03]

This is the high quality content I subscribed for.

[@lorimeyerss]

Am i the only one who is confused about this even though I've been watching him for more than one year or am i just dumb

[@reazontucker]

Your not the only one, but it's better to not question and just enjoy the ASMR.

[@unlesssly2121]

The joke starting @ 25:13 "No no no...not THOSE drawers"...LMAO!!

[@veevsu]

Not even a minute in, BOOM! Tingles. This man is amazing.

[@SoulConsumer]

*Pulls out a fucking hand grenade* Murray: This is fine. *Pulls out a highlighter* Murray: *And now, you have officially carried it too far, buddy.*

[@maxmustermann5331]

"Which color you want me to take?" Me: "Blue, it's my favourite color and in my country it represents the police and the security is associated with it." "Red?" Me: "Uhhmm... no? I'd like blue please..." "Yeah good choice, red is my favourite color too" Me: 😐

[@Lunageldia]

The drawer search reminded me a lot of an I Spy set. ER, you really should do that. Wide angle shot of a big collection of trigger objects, and narrate through the list of what you were planning to get, and then give us some time to find it before getting it and doing some triggers.

[@EvilCyclist2005]

I believe a boots gender is based on the laces or Velcro Laces=male Velcro=female The longer the shoe leases the better chance at winning over a mate during mating season What the hell did I just say?..

[@junkrabbit1763]

This is just a creative way to write his shopping list

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

Who else watches Rift's videos for the stories and weird *HECK* that he uploads?

[@fearisimminent7765]

So relaxing yet comedic at times. I love it

[@Sorin96]

Omg the hair and the beard is getting longer, keep it like this!! looks so good on you paul :)

[@galeparker1067]

Hope you see "Blanket Shaman" character from late 2023.... 🥰🥰✌️🇨🇦

[@theskilledsnake]

damn that pet boot just keeps coming back lmao

[@thatoneguy1299]

Bruh why does this universe consider boots as pets

[@d33rex64]

“A highlighter for highlighting? You really expect me to believe that?” I’m gonna use that.

[@DeliaDreaming]

I feel like I need a comprehensive document explaining the whole history of Arkham and everyone in it.

[@wingless__]

Officer Murray is the one who stole the Cone from the artifacts room- he'd be able to more effectively lurk around the sanitarium after curfew and be able to lure his personnel away from the artifacts room by both pulling the fire alarm in the clicker ward and ordering all of his officers to respond instead of leaving key personnel, like the artifact room staff, at their posts. It also makes sense because A) he acknowledges the Cone and does nothing about it B) also doesn't snitch about the patient being out after curfew and C) has access to the security footage and would be able to tamper with the footage of him breaking into the artifacts room and pulling the fire alarm

[@smbz-gcommunityhub]

Good thing he didn't look inside my green storage container, my confession to being the Ninja of the incident was in there.

[@adengreen6101]

He's really proud of this boot thing

[@lindabork6542]

I legitimately felt like I was being told off and felt ashamed. Keep it up friend!

[@bkeet3607]

That boot is so well trained it dosent even squeak at him

[@aunfubious]

SO MANY REFERENCES

[@redsoulheart5040]

Looking back at ERs vids I’d like to imagine it’s perfectly fine for patients to check out/ leave the sanitarium. You just aren’t allowed to break out or escape and that makes this way funnier

[@hazewire4618]

*A new member joins* KERMIT *party.*

[@nolanstevenson4386]

kermit noticed a new member

[@callmezeldaonemoartime]

Hazewire 21823 LIGHT PARTY

[@natelevin4026]

I remember kermits early days

[@BoredGhostInk]

Officer Murray: What’s your favorite video game? Me (drowning in nervous sweat):...Smite...?