The Candy Man 2 [ Post-Apocalyptic / Dystopian ASMR ]

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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

Күн бұрын

Set in a Dystopian / Post Apocalyptic time where sugar has become scarce, one man is out to provide the citizens of the world with some of the finest sweets the multiverse has to offer.
Thanks as always for watching and for your support.
Tingle on,
E.R.
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What is ASMR? Why am I whispering?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand motions, whispering and personal attention. My videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or tingles, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to provide stress relief (especially for those suffering from depression, anxiety and even PTSD), help people sleep and even serve as a study aid.
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@sarasabrawi9480
@sarasabrawi9480 10 жыл бұрын
''Everyone calls me the Candy Man.'' ''....But you can call me.....the Candy Man.'' 11/10
@ccs8847
@ccs8847 10 жыл бұрын
I K R
@gb731
@gb731 9 жыл бұрын
Not enough water.
@raptorrodger
@raptorrodger 9 жыл бұрын
Lol , I was waiting something cool but nope
@legitname6687
@legitname6687 9 жыл бұрын
Thats why it was funny
@loge7358
@loge7358 9 жыл бұрын
Koda McArthur He's a good guy. No funny business.
@spiritmint5929
@spiritmint5929 9 жыл бұрын
I imagine the Candyman slowly leaning in to make pop rock noises around his customers' ears and the customer being very confused.
@DaTHUG18k1d
@DaTHUG18k1d 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@claudiot315
@claudiot315 8 жыл бұрын
ayy lmao
@persephonedaubigny3792
@persephonedaubigny3792 8 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@myshro2875
@myshro2875 7 жыл бұрын
would you like some *crackle* of this *crackle* delicious confectionary? *crackle*
@CorbinSikes
@CorbinSikes 8 жыл бұрын
favorite part "you could chew it" *chews wax* "pardon me" "now why you'd want to chew wax is beyond me"
@aaroninky
@aaroninky 10 жыл бұрын
if the cops ever raided your house when you were preparing for one of these videos, you would have SO much explaining to do
@xxPenguinKnight7xx
@xxPenguinKnight7xx 10 жыл бұрын
Come to think of it, why doesn't he make an antagonist character for the "candy man" world? it could be a whispering governor raiding the candy. XD
@jaxsonme
@jaxsonme 10 жыл бұрын
THIS IS POLIC.......why the hell are there so many bags of....is that cocaine >_>
@MrFillyFillyFilly
@MrFillyFillyFilly 10 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever.
@toxcity9789
@toxcity9789 5 жыл бұрын
Rofl
@icycube710
@icycube710 4 жыл бұрын
I think he would just tell them to quite down
@firstnamesecondfirstname1409
@firstnamesecondfirstname1409 8 жыл бұрын
i'm just hoping that one day in the future, while playing Fallout 5, that the candy man can be found in a warehouse basement if you look hard enough
@maniac5280
@maniac5280 7 жыл бұрын
That would be fkn epic, and hes coded like a little quest npc and you have to search different kinds of candy for him and after completing the quests for him you can buy candy from him!
@mitchrolla2619
@mitchrolla2619 7 жыл бұрын
i honestly have no idea what my name should be -- the mod community could make it happen too. ya never know
@mattl7040
@mattl7040 6 жыл бұрын
ManIac Or instead of getting to buy candy off of him, he gives you a sample bag. 😂
@ibeatmymeatv4129
@ibeatmymeatv4129 6 жыл бұрын
i honestly have no idea what my name should be fallout 76?
@ericgallardo8450
@ericgallardo8450 5 жыл бұрын
Fallout 76
@ecolone
@ecolone 9 жыл бұрын
Xenomorphs *AND* Headcrabs? Fuck that shit.
@ecolone
@ecolone 9 жыл бұрын
***** One I don't want to think about.
@CommanderNixon
@CommanderNixon 9 жыл бұрын
Commissar Godfrey Don't forget Cordyceps :D
@ecolone
@ecolone 9 жыл бұрын
Smiley Plays Yeah no. That can fuck right off.
@migdrokomix1222
@migdrokomix1222 9 жыл бұрын
Commissar Godfrey watch the head humpers Gordon!
@Zomana9
@Zomana9 9 жыл бұрын
Head Bursters
@nativenewlondoner
@nativenewlondoner 9 жыл бұрын
This sent me right off to sleep but when I woke up I had diabetes.
@illukeinatisw4g378
@illukeinatisw4g378 9 жыл бұрын
Isn't diabetes the best? Now I don't have to see my grandkids hahahahahahuhuhuhuahhhhahhhh I'm sorry god I'll stop with the twinkies just give me back my family ohhohohoho
@-notyourregulareverydaypok2031
@-notyourregulareverydaypok2031 9 жыл бұрын
Yo thats fucked up! Shit
@stevensaban8653
@stevensaban8653 9 жыл бұрын
What the ..................
@stevensaban8653
@stevensaban8653 9 жыл бұрын
O that cold
@FENIX0916-
@FENIX0916- 7 жыл бұрын
nativenewlondoner edgy
@dancemania-c760
@dancemania-c760 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamps -------------------------- Intro 0:01 Magnamund crystal powder 5:27 Unknown Chocolate 11:13 Cybertronian Soda pop 16:12 Emerald City wintergreen 20:00 Megacity 1 orange wedges 20:24 Vogan Chery Slices 20:40 Water break! (lid tapping "sorta") 25:19 Himalayain Yeti Wafers 29:45 Another Unknown Chocolate Cookie Wafer 33:53 Galifreyian mint patties 39:53 Arkham Sanitaruim Potatoes 43:54 Rivet City Pop Rocks 46:46 Your sample bag 51:35 Ending 52:11
@cstrutherskgs
@cstrutherskgs 3 жыл бұрын
Should be top comment
@legendary_tortoiseo5553
@legendary_tortoiseo5553 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh your like 6 years late Lol
@lochandichabod3084
@lochandichabod3084 3 жыл бұрын
@@legendary_tortoiseo5553 oh well
@reiminishio9214
@reiminishio9214 3 жыл бұрын
mvp
@XmatineeX
@XmatineeX 10 жыл бұрын
"What have we here? Candy? Come into my van, kids." The leather jacket really didn't help.
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
It works for me. After all, that's how I managed to snare the woman and boy I call "wife and kid".
@XmatineeX
@XmatineeX 10 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Rift Haha, well done. I should buy myself a collection of candy. xD
@abz4life100
@abz4life100 10 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahhaha
@fun_at_work
@fun_at_work 10 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Rift haha, most people acquire the wife and produce the kid. Kudos for being insanity wolf.
@fun_at_work
@fun_at_work 10 жыл бұрын
As an aside, the video was awesome and funny. His reply to you made me laugh out loud.
@saysHotdogs
@saysHotdogs 10 жыл бұрын
"They call me the CandyMan...but you can call me...the Candyman" I LOL'd
@indieeasmr7101
@indieeasmr7101 10 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing! lol
@Jesstherkiller
@Jesstherkiller 10 жыл бұрын
Lololol so glad I wasn't the only one that giggled at that! XD
@darayneman
@darayneman 7 жыл бұрын
i didn't.
@qaiser648
@qaiser648 4 жыл бұрын
Caitlin Palmer they weren’t stopping anyone
@mikaLtubeyou
@mikaLtubeyou 10 жыл бұрын
I love your face as you slowly realised you just chewed wax for the second time. You are truly dedicated to your videos,
@NightFighterDK
@NightFighterDK 9 жыл бұрын
drug dealer of 7018
@Spose1616
@Spose1616 9 жыл бұрын
2HIGH I'm fucking done. xD
@stevensaban8653
@stevensaban8653 9 жыл бұрын
This a kid version of drugs. Kid drug are candy right......yeah...no.....ok then.
@beng-ql1hm
@beng-ql1hm 9 жыл бұрын
Steven Saban dip shit
@miple7202
@miple7202 7 жыл бұрын
2HIGH Drugs will be legal then
@superswift9119
@superswift9119 7 жыл бұрын
Miple720 drugs may not even be around then 😂
@coolfool4950
@coolfool4950 3 жыл бұрын
Coming back to these older videos almost almost a decade later is so strange. Seeing bald Uncle E again is weird.
@bread3960
@bread3960 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@COORDINANCE
@COORDINANCE Жыл бұрын
Facts! He introduced me to ASMR almost 10 years ago!
@bumblemcgrumbles7720
@bumblemcgrumbles7720 8 жыл бұрын
I feel like the candy man's rival should be Sweet Tooth, the candy pimp.
@deviouswaffle3312
@deviouswaffle3312 8 жыл бұрын
Damn straight
@deez2142
@deez2142 8 жыл бұрын
i miss that show
@theBbnj93
@theBbnj93 6 жыл бұрын
Twisted Metal
@drivernephi170
@drivernephi170 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah Big Smoke
@nolifeconsolegamer
@nolifeconsolegamer 4 жыл бұрын
Or sugar Stan or healthy woman.
@ShahBeatsTV
@ShahBeatsTV 10 жыл бұрын
"Everyone calls me The Candy Man... But you can call me... The Candy Man." I chuckled.
@malthenielsen9389
@malthenielsen9389 7 жыл бұрын
#StopLoudADsBeforeASMRVideos
@thegeniusgamer4436
@thegeniusgamer4436 7 жыл бұрын
Malthe Nielsen #EarLivesMatter
@TheGamingInvestor
@TheGamingInvestor 7 жыл бұрын
The Movement!
@JohnTheStun
@JohnTheStun 7 жыл бұрын
#GetSomeDamnADblockerThen
@ADMONIUS
@ADMONIUS 7 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Berger #Whyareyouwatchingthisonalaptop
@Benhall01
@Benhall01 6 жыл бұрын
CT-5698 A.K.A. Crusader #SometimesmyphonediesandIhavetousemycomputerforKZbin
@Tlobe
@Tlobe 3 жыл бұрын
6 years. 6 god damn years he's helped me sleep and by god have I slept wonderfully ever since.
@devilbanana6669
@devilbanana6669 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@urara1966
@urara1966 10 жыл бұрын
My friend. Thanks a lot. You ate sweets made ​​in Japan. Mysterious and feel happy feeling.:D The figure is a beautiful and elegant than the Japanese. Taste is transmitted from your friendly talks. I'm very relaxed. And, tingle is nice in the last scene.That's perfect.:)
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
Thank you my friend! I hope to exchange more candy in the future :)
@urara1966
@urara1966 10 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Rift me too.;)
@johnmr334
@johnmr334 10 жыл бұрын
I think he just pulled!
@tehshortnoob
@tehshortnoob 10 жыл бұрын
johnmr334 lol
@tehshortnoob
@tehshortnoob 10 жыл бұрын
Shutup vincent. He's a nice guy and you're a racist.
@isaiahfouse2677
@isaiahfouse2677 10 жыл бұрын
ooh pice of candy... ooh pice of candy... ooh pice of candy... ooh pice of candy... ooh pice of candy...
@SepticTrashQueen
@SepticTrashQueen 9 жыл бұрын
You forgot to put air holes in the box
@owencampbell6929
@owencampbell6929 7 жыл бұрын
IdatGuy Piece* x5
@randomdingetjes3942
@randomdingetjes3942 5 жыл бұрын
Ooh bad grammar No offense
@mybloodyvalentineNT
@mybloodyvalentineNT 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomdingetjes3942 where The fuck in life are you now lol
@frostbite9926
@frostbite9926 3 жыл бұрын
@@mybloodyvalentineNT in hell
@aidgav9947
@aidgav9947 10 жыл бұрын
I had just been in a fight with my parents and so I retreated all sad and stressed and stuff back to my bedroom and saw this video had been made, despite my sadness I figured i could use some relaxation and the first Candy man video is still one of my favourites, Relieved all the stress and just took my mind of stuff for a while, made my day a whole lot better, thank you ER - Sincerely, possibly one of your most irritating and frequent commenters, Sad Hoodie Dude
@ASMRconKiki
@ASMRconKiki 10 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this immense heaven of tingles.
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching! Looking forward to that latest video of yours!
@hereticseraphim73
@hereticseraphim73 3 жыл бұрын
You got the rifts to reply
@EthanResendizOfficial
@EthanResendizOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@hereticseraphim73 that was 7 years ago
@HumbleFishStix
@HumbleFishStix 10 жыл бұрын
imagine someone stumbling upon this video
@jaxsonme
@jaxsonme 10 жыл бұрын
Ok so too explain this......shit ummm...
@Ilovemachinagadgets
@Ilovemachinagadgets 10 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have no idea why I'm still watching this I'm so confused wtf is going on why is whispering and wtf wtf is this
@Slideround
@Slideround 10 жыл бұрын
***** Lol I've seen that
@ltbanana5537
@ltbanana5537 10 жыл бұрын
It's called ASMR.
@Gurren813
@Gurren813 4 жыл бұрын
I don't have to imagine. A friend posted a corvus video where he hacks apart a watermelon and I intended to figure out why it was an hour long. Needless to say I got hooked.
@dieselsal9440
@dieselsal9440 7 жыл бұрын
this went from "no more sugar" to xenomorphs, head crabs, and deadly fungi
@xxPenguinKnight7xx
@xxPenguinKnight7xx 10 жыл бұрын
Most highly anticipated asmr video of the year.
@macacofrito
@macacofrito 10 жыл бұрын
ever thought about writing about this universe? like short stories or novels? the concept is awesome and the references rock!
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
Noan Manji Much obliged! Maybe one day...
@notthatinnocent86
@notthatinnocent86 9 жыл бұрын
A novel or idea about so many other worlds or lore intersecting has appealed to me for the last 3 years, and im surprised that moviemakers have yet to tackle the idea on a grand scale
@TheMrGuayo
@TheMrGuayo 7 жыл бұрын
Noan Manji you should take a look at the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
@macacofrito
@macacofrito 7 жыл бұрын
i like the first 3 books a lot
@WhoIsCthulhu
@WhoIsCthulhu 9 жыл бұрын
12:22 "A package within a package." PACKAGECEPTION
@karenaa349
@karenaa349 8 жыл бұрын
Everyone calls me the candy man but you can call me...................the candy man
@crane8015
@crane8015 8 жыл бұрын
"Everyone calls me the Candy Man, but you could call me.......... jeff
@gumburgobek
@gumburgobek 8 жыл бұрын
+Dragon Tooth Everyone calls me the candy man but you can call me................... JOOOHN CEENA!
@theslipperysnake3218
@theslipperysnake3218 8 жыл бұрын
everyone calls me the candy man, but you can call me ....... Anytime!!!
@agnew0
@agnew0 8 жыл бұрын
smooth as hell
@johnhaboko8986
@johnhaboko8986 8 жыл бұрын
Everyone calls me the candy man but you can call me...... SYLOK THE DEFILED!!!!!
@kancer420
@kancer420 10 жыл бұрын
So glad you did another one of these. Dystopian candy time is utopian listening time. Thanks ER!
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
Ha, nice! Thanks for watching!
@SlushGuppy
@SlushGuppy 10 жыл бұрын
I seriously cracked up laughing at "Everyone calls me the Candyman... but you can call me... the Candyman." I don't know why I found that so funny, lol. You always make me smile! Keep up the awesome work, and I'm so happy to see a sequel to one of my favourite videos of yours!
@projectaesthetics5104
@projectaesthetics5104 10 жыл бұрын
that cracked me up too
@gooderprose
@gooderprose 10 жыл бұрын
Me too. Probably woke everyone up laughing out loud.
@chasebinns6547
@chasebinns6547 10 жыл бұрын
im sorry i dont feel comfortable buyng from you you just broke the first rule of drug (candy) dealing never get high (eat) off your own supply
@louistomlinson4383
@louistomlinson4383 6 жыл бұрын
Hahah same, I love that joke
@kennyo21361
@kennyo21361 10 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of great ASMRtists on KZbin, but I don't think anyone *gets* it as much as you do. You put a lot of attention, creativity, and passion into videos like these. Thanks so much - I know I speak for many when I say how much I appreciate it.
@3dthatv237
@3dthatv237 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Uncle E the odds that you’ll read this might be slim but I just have to say first off congrats on 1 mill subs that’s amazing..it’s funny your videos seem to come up right when I need them.the first time I ever say one of your videos was this one, I was a sophomore in High school and I was going through a rough patch at home, and I remember I would be at school on the computers and I found this video and it was weirdly relaxing and I instantly knew I was a fan..your videos helped me out a lot when I had a lot going on in my noggin..and all these years later I’m a dad now that has a whole new loads of stresses and your videos still have that way of putting me at ease..all in all keep doin what your doing and I hope you get to 2 mill!!
@CheddarmanGeo
@CheddarmanGeo 10 жыл бұрын
This has been on my recommended videos for ages now, don't know why, finally decided to click on it...I weirdly enjoy it. Damn,
@NarvyDent
@NarvyDent 10 жыл бұрын
Magic
@ALEX1997FTW
@ALEX1997FTW 10 жыл бұрын
When he showed the Rivet City Rock Candy, I got excited and my Fallout 3 addiction was calling.
@haplopatryn145
@haplopatryn145 7 жыл бұрын
ER: "Welcome to my," Me: GARAGE ER: "office" Me: rip the meme dream
@mrlolster2144
@mrlolster2144 7 жыл бұрын
You know what i love more than memes? Knowledge
@wixdeerwater1927
@wixdeerwater1927 7 жыл бұрын
mrlolster I eat a bag of knowledge everyday
@LachiePlayaplaya
@LachiePlayaplaya 6 жыл бұрын
He already has a video in his garage
@cellphonelightsaber
@cellphonelightsaber 10 жыл бұрын
..Now I want a Candy Man DLC for FNV. Depending on the skills of your character, you could provide escort for deliveries, candy formulation assistance, repair/maintain the candy making equipment, secure supplies/recipes, and even help push back, by espionage, sabotage, or combat, the Legion and the NCR that would both be banning sugar because of all the fighting they've done over it. Eventually you'd answer to the Candy Man as a newly established faction. The candies themselves would provide mini bonuses, like drugs, but not as strong, nor would they have addictions... Well, perhaps a mild "sugar addiction" penalty. Sugar crash? Long live the sweet rebellion.
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
I like the way you think!
@memesalad7586
@memesalad7586 4 жыл бұрын
Uncle Rift: we are completely safe here Looks around nervously
@moniemaker27
@moniemaker27 10 жыл бұрын
Walter White Chocolate.
@LaurenOstrowskiFenton
@LaurenOstrowskiFenton 10 жыл бұрын
Oh the sounds of crunching sweets..and the sounds of the wrapper!!!! Bliss...This allows me a holiday from my life.
@janastylescolman
@janastylescolman 5 жыл бұрын
Eddy wally
@mog398
@mog398 10 жыл бұрын
Sweet jesus! A sequel to the first EVER asmr video I watched!
@NorthWoodsAmbient
@NorthWoodsAmbient 10 жыл бұрын
Candy Man got ER my sub as well.
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
David Byrne Why thanks for watching both! ;)
@TheGamerGoy
@TheGamerGoy 10 жыл бұрын
Candy Man was my first ER video too. I don't experience the tingles as much, but it tickles my ears and it's very entertaining. Had sort of a cyberpunk vibe to it that was just super conceptually interesting. This one was packed with references that made me smile.
@MrBattleCheck
@MrBattleCheck 9 жыл бұрын
honestly a jump scare in this could make me shit my pants no joke
@ecolone
@ecolone 9 жыл бұрын
MrBattleCheck Don't give him ideas dammit!
@bekthetrek2364
@bekthetrek2364 8 жыл бұрын
Great now you've killed us all we have to buy pants especially for this channel
@halcyonzenith4411
@halcyonzenith4411 3 ай бұрын
Anything but a rickroll
@MrEtmer
@MrEtmer 10 жыл бұрын
I was pretty happy to see another one of these videos! The Candy Man one was the first video I watched from you. I also laughed a bit on the wax part @ 17:53 "Now..." *glances and blinks a bit* "...pardon me." *puke face, cuts off* "Why anyone would want to chew wax... is beyond me."
@BazookaPig
@BazookaPig 10 жыл бұрын
So the candyman gets candy from different parts of the universe, different places, and perhaps different times. He also bears an unusually strong resemblance to the 9th Doctor...just a theory though
@lockjawlarrythememeteam
@lockjawlarrythememeteam 10 жыл бұрын
I was all relaxed and then you said "Gallifreyan" and I was suddenly 100% alert
@fudgethemhores
@fudgethemhores 10 жыл бұрын
Sorry can you tell me the reference .
@lockjawlarrythememeteam
@lockjawlarrythememeteam 10 жыл бұрын
Doctor Who :)
@dardieboyz
@dardieboyz 10 жыл бұрын
SoonToBeAwesome He's got timelord connections :)
@jaxsonme
@jaxsonme 10 жыл бұрын
They survived......
@valleyfire4721
@valleyfire4721 6 жыл бұрын
lockjaw larry & the meme team I can hear the face of bo in the background asking for candy
@finalanomaly3881
@finalanomaly3881 9 жыл бұрын
I noticed the candy man looks and dresses somewhat like the repairman 😏hmmmm
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 9 жыл бұрын
+Final Anomaly Shhhhh
@ChrisKamatero
@ChrisKamatero 8 жыл бұрын
+Final Anomaly i am new here and i don't know if it's important but i will share something. The "more than meets the eye" phrase is used by the candy man and the repairman too. At least one time i remember this happening, and the 2 videos are related by upload date and number too. it may be nothing but i will let you know of this coincidence.
@zrock8348
@zrock8348 8 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@dignodeadmirah
@dignodeadmirah 8 жыл бұрын
+Walter White Did u sold that blue meth dust to candyman?
@witchhatsftw7206
@witchhatsftw7206 8 жыл бұрын
New Headcanon: The Repairman is the Candy Man from a timeline where sugar never became illegal. The person who would have become the Candy Man was pedantic and well-versed in machines and technology, in the world where sugar was banned, the Candy Man used it to recreate factory machines to reproduce pre-packaged candy for sale to his customers. However, without that niche, the same man from the world where sugar was never banned was just an ordinary everyman with a knack for engineering. Down on his luck, he was approached by Professor Clemmons, who employed him with generous pay due to the danger and secrecy of his work. However, his encounter with Clemmons and the cosmic entities that Clemmon's work undoubtedly details broke his mind, leaving him far more reclusive and giving him the tendency to ramble softly to himself while he works.
@mariesoundhaven3720
@mariesoundhaven3720 10 жыл бұрын
Its so amazing to watch this after you blaze
@xCommonViewerx
@xCommonViewerx 10 жыл бұрын
^ ASMR Pro Tip ^
@isthistwitterbruh
@isthistwitterbruh 6 жыл бұрын
Still a heavily relevant comment, take notice
@TheWhiteTiger101
@TheWhiteTiger101 Жыл бұрын
Uncle E was talking about the Multiverse before the Multiverse was cool.
@mon2092
@mon2092 8 жыл бұрын
You should give me the candy for free [Speech 100%]
@DarthTrazyn
@DarthTrazyn 8 жыл бұрын
lol if that's a fallout reference I choose the evil karma option [Attack]
@p3gasus620
@p3gasus620 8 жыл бұрын
Charisma is at 10 + a Pompour. Wig
@JacquesWS
@JacquesWS 8 жыл бұрын
+P3GASUS Fallout 3 - NV didn't base it in charisma, this one is speech skill.
@RandomGamerNumber01
@RandomGamerNumber01 8 жыл бұрын
+WalkKAL Surely with a machine that can generate this stuff at will, you can spare a *bit* more than you've already given me. [Speech 100]
@englishcrumpet942
@englishcrumpet942 8 жыл бұрын
Can i have some more (Speech over 9000%)
@tridecalogism935
@tridecalogism935 10 жыл бұрын
Came home from work, for lunch, and sat back and listened to this. Refreshing.
@ryankelley01
@ryankelley01 10 жыл бұрын
I have watched your channel for coming on one year now and you continue to inspire me, not only through your ASMR genius, but also in how you think of the world. You think of everyone as an equal, no religion, sexual orientation, or idea could change this... and that is the real genius behind you.
@straightman2
@straightman2 8 жыл бұрын
Although I don't experience ASMR, I do have insomnia and these videos help me sleep
@Kirakoyote
@Kirakoyote 8 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that. :(
@petergriffin1492
@petergriffin1492 8 жыл бұрын
I'm like you. I don't experience ASMR, but they still relax me and put me out
@Pwntard
@Pwntard 10 жыл бұрын
"Everyone calls me the Candy Man....but you can call me...The Candy Man." Classic
@Quantum7x
@Quantum7x 10 жыл бұрын
I love how it's a compliment to say that someone's ASMR video put them to sleep, where on any other video it would be an insult.
@matthewrandall8217
@matthewrandall8217 10 жыл бұрын
Nice Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.
@jeremykyle6092
@jeremykyle6092 10 жыл бұрын
Half life+ Breaking bad...=best video ever made xD
@NothingButTheWin
@NothingButTheWin 10 жыл бұрын
The candy man again? SERIUSLY.??? YUSSSS
@EdgarUProductions
@EdgarUProductions 10 жыл бұрын
I've found myself coming to your videos not only for the great ASMR content but also for the amazing lore that you've created. I just love it.
@ScottandDevonTV
@ScottandDevonTV 10 жыл бұрын
This was a very nice birthday present.
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@dankvis
@dankvis 10 жыл бұрын
When the first one came out I absolutely loved the character, great to see him again.
@mathor512
@mathor512 9 жыл бұрын
"'Everyone calls me the Candy Man, but you can call me.....the Candy Man.'' Why Rift, why ?
@benjamina4432
@benjamina4432 9 жыл бұрын
Cuz he actin like he don't know nobody nigga.
@xCommonViewerx
@xCommonViewerx 10 жыл бұрын
The subtle humor is great. I had to go back and listen to this without the intention of going to sleep so that I could catch all of it.
@persephonedaubigny3792
@persephonedaubigny3792 8 жыл бұрын
I like chewing on: Food Gum Wax Plastic Extension cords Gustard (abbreviated garlic-mustard) Mouth guards Tooth picks Popcorn kernels Sometimes paper That's all folks
@jgdhgshj
@jgdhgshj 8 жыл бұрын
My favourite is teething with the finger tab on the funnel bit of my hot water bottle
@manny_1056
@manny_1056 8 жыл бұрын
+Josh Watson same also bending the top with your teeth
@danielmichaellister4625
@danielmichaellister4625 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@shinebright9084
@shinebright9084 7 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@piccalele
@piccalele 7 жыл бұрын
i like to chew on my tooth
@ToastbackWhale
@ToastbackWhale 10 жыл бұрын
Oh, and massive props for the Vogon reference!
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
Much obliged! Thanks for watching!
@MarkStephenMKWii
@MarkStephenMKWii 10 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Rift, I love the creativity of your videos. Your videos are different than any other asmr channel, I also appreciate the time and dedication you put into your videos.
@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive
@Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive 10 жыл бұрын
Woah, loving the apocalyptic setup for this. Got me really engaged as well as providing some good ASMR. Great stuff!
@lancekings3206
@lancekings3206 3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap ive been watching the "The ___ Man ASMR" series for a while now and i never knew you have been doing this for more than 4 years. In all the other ones you have a beard.
@NotWellKnown
@NotWellKnown 7 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite thing about the Candy Man is just how smooth and enthusiastic he is about his products. He is making me want to go on a late night candy run.
@doctorqrow3452
@doctorqrow3452 6 жыл бұрын
"I wonder how many references I can make in one video"
@kfunk9390
@kfunk9390 10 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT, DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS PART 2!!!! my day is made!
@OtherSideASMR
@OtherSideASMR 10 жыл бұрын
Living in a world without sugar is like living in a world without unicorns or rainbows. I would 1) probably go on a serial murder spree 2) go insane from lack of chocolate and 3) spontaneously combust from lack of sucrose. Also I love this video.
@StormierNik
@StormierNik 10 жыл бұрын
Either that or 1) Get ripped apart/melted by a Xenomorph. 2) Turned into an alien zombie by a headcrab. 3) Turned into a living fungus or swarmed by a bunch of aggressive people fueled by that mind bending fungus. Now this is a world I would be deeply afraid of...with no sugar to make things better ;-;
@misaharashima2984
@misaharashima2984 10 жыл бұрын
You remind me of Andy (Chris Pratt) from parks and recreation.
@cali7435
@cali7435 4 жыл бұрын
So basically you’ve just admitted to being a serial killer
@nicolasmonoslipknot
@nicolasmonoslipknot Жыл бұрын
2023? This is amazing!!!
@EphyPinkman
@EphyPinkman 8 жыл бұрын
Without a beard he looks like Dmitri ASMR HAHAHA :D
@theymkmewhtiam
@theymkmewhtiam 8 жыл бұрын
U mean massage asmr?
@EphyPinkman
@EphyPinkman 8 жыл бұрын
yey
@spookynonce2277
@spookynonce2277 8 жыл бұрын
Freakishly true
@jgdhgshj
@jgdhgshj 8 жыл бұрын
I got them confused to one point of wondering why the same guy has 2 different channels!
@socalevo53
@socalevo53 7 жыл бұрын
ya a little
@xsampsakx
@xsampsakx 10 жыл бұрын
Again an excellent example why you are in the Top 3 category of Asmr artists. Great ideas, scripts and references. Thank you!
@tartredarrow
@tartredarrow 10 жыл бұрын
This has a crystal meth lab vibe to it....
@higaindane
@higaindane 10 жыл бұрын
YEEEEAH BREAKING BAD
@jaxsonme
@jaxsonme 10 жыл бұрын
I never liked breaking bad.....drugs ruins lives stop making it out to be fun
@higaindane
@higaindane 10 жыл бұрын
jaxson me I hate you.
@jaxsonme
@jaxsonme 10 жыл бұрын
For voicing my opinion on a show that's sub par at best?
@1000ouija
@1000ouija 10 жыл бұрын
jaxson me Drugs ruin many lives and improve many also.. So have your own view but you wont change anything. Just because some wont have the 'ideal' life you have pictured in your own head. As long as people are happy or effecting other peoples happiness, live and let live.
@zapzap7686
@zapzap7686 7 жыл бұрын
-"Say my name." -"Candy Man" -"You're God damn right. "
@ZedTheMasterOfShadows
@ZedTheMasterOfShadows 9 жыл бұрын
Fun dip is so fucking good.
@devinpohl5532
@devinpohl5532 9 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the idiots in third grade that literally snorted lines of that stuff. Ah... the memories.
@owainglyndwr8402
@owainglyndwr8402 9 жыл бұрын
Remember those idiots who "smoked" smarties, but they were just breathing in candy dust...
@sheerfaint7723
@sheerfaint7723 8 жыл бұрын
+Owen Van Hoose In Canada we call them Rockets.
@owainglyndwr8402
@owainglyndwr8402 8 жыл бұрын
-BREAKING NEWS- i don't care you have a different culture, i call them smarties
@sheerfaint7723
@sheerfaint7723 8 жыл бұрын
Owen Van Hoose What's your problem? I'm allowed to say what we call them as a little "fun fact" I'm not forcing you to call them that.
@smiles99710
@smiles99710 10 жыл бұрын
22:20 hitch hikers guide to the galaxy reference. Love it!
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 10 жыл бұрын
;) One of my favorite books. Thanks for noticing and watching!
@jcruelty4630
@jcruelty4630 8 жыл бұрын
"Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise) sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it dew) the candy man (the candy man) ooh the candy man can" ok who knows this song :3
@agntt-
@agntt- 8 жыл бұрын
:D i do!!!
@AdolfHitler-nm5gs
@AdolfHitler-nm5gs 8 жыл бұрын
+Erik Echevarria Willy Wonka ?
@ClovisPictures
@ClovisPictures 8 жыл бұрын
+Adolf Hitler Willy Wonka and the *COUGH* DARUDE SANDSTORM factory. Sorry, I coughed.
@ZakkWasNotAvailable
@ZakkWasNotAvailable 8 жыл бұрын
THE CANDY MAN CAN, CAUSE HE SPRINKLES IT WITH LOOOVE
@Asian_Import
@Asian_Import 8 жыл бұрын
I always that that guy was a child molester. Think about it the lyrics are intentionally sexual
@chasebinns6547
@chasebinns6547 10 жыл бұрын
i admire him i couldnt sit in front of a camera for an hour or more whispering
@mann288
@mann288 10 жыл бұрын
Yes! Candy Man was my favorite video!
@BeccaBasilisk
@BeccaBasilisk 9 жыл бұрын
I always watch ASMR vidoes to unwind or relax and to help me go to sleep, but holy poop this is the first time I've ever fully understood what people mean by "tingles"
@RSRemington
@RSRemington 10 жыл бұрын
HE'S RETURNED! :D Now all we need is ASMR Salesman Returns!
@StopStealingMySandwich
@StopStealingMySandwich 9 жыл бұрын
The bit with the water cap was amazing!!! Soooo many tingles in this video!
@monkeyman31ful
@monkeyman31ful 10 жыл бұрын
amazing, one of the reasons i love you so much is your references, just like heather feather, kinda a nod to the peole that know the, ie, the red and blue powder, like matrix
@Gappy
@Gappy 10 жыл бұрын
Also when he said vogons have horrible poetry, I believe it was a reference to "A Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" xD
@Jackkara
@Jackkara 10 жыл бұрын
***** And you're right about that :^D
@samstone1445
@samstone1445 10 жыл бұрын
There was also a mention of the "Restaurant at the End of the Universe," which is a big part of the second book.
@NeverEndingKarla
@NeverEndingKarla 10 жыл бұрын
Your original candy man video is one of my favorite pieces of asmr and I was so happy to see that you made a second one!
@BrionYeTurnips
@BrionYeTurnips 8 жыл бұрын
"Care for some water?" _"I'll put it in your sample bag :)"_ I was almost expecting that :P
@dafyddprichard1540
@dafyddprichard1540 3 жыл бұрын
Even after nearly 7 years I still come back to this video. One of my all time favourite role plays!
@bcat010
@bcat010 10 жыл бұрын
So is candy man a time lord as well?
@bcat010
@bcat010 10 жыл бұрын
He said he travels through time and space
@neilladriaansen
@neilladriaansen 10 жыл бұрын
Apparantly so
@hj_okay
@hj_okay 10 жыл бұрын
Brian Catlett OHSHIT
@meowmint5093
@meowmint5093 10 жыл бұрын
***** time to make a fandom
@kylemadruga5678
@kylemadruga5678 10 жыл бұрын
E.R confirmed for new doctor.
@Dio-xc7uy
@Dio-xc7uy 7 жыл бұрын
This guy has some really creative ideas. I can't decide if I should love it or hate it. I think I love it.
@ghostdein1
@ghostdein1 10 жыл бұрын
in the future, all candy comes in the form of a rectal suppository -- no more cavities!
@jaxsonme
@jaxsonme 10 жыл бұрын
Except for hehe anal.....BWAHAHAHAHA
@sanicmarin
@sanicmarin 10 жыл бұрын
ER don't rush part 3 of this, taking your time just makes these videos more brilliant :>
@alecsellers1182
@alecsellers1182 10 жыл бұрын
HEAD CRABS
@divotslice
@divotslice 10 жыл бұрын
"everyone calls me the candy man but, uh, you can call me... the candy man" I got a good chuckle out of that line and probably more than i should have..
@64Spokes
@64Spokes 10 жыл бұрын
You have a great imagination
@JonathanXLindqviust
@JonathanXLindqviust 6 жыл бұрын
Still my overall favorite. As always, thank you ER, you're a healer and a saint.
@extremea7974
@extremea7974 10 жыл бұрын
Love the references in this. Enclave/Brotherhood, alien, Gallifreyan/Doctor Who ahh....
@baileybayer9462
@baileybayer9462 10 жыл бұрын
Passing on the word about your videos. They really allow me to relax when I'm extremely stressed out
@callmenemo3911
@callmenemo3911 10 жыл бұрын
You: Nice to breathe fresh air again. Me: I feel like I should warn you I had Taco Bell for lunch. The air won't stay fresh for long.
@cerberuslitterbox4822
@cerberuslitterbox4822 10 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha XD
@seanmurray5132
@seanmurray5132 9 жыл бұрын
YETI WAFERS, my all time favorite candy!!! I get them every time I go to the movies. Again another great video, Thank you so much for the absolute best variety and creativeness in your videos
@Greenstarfanatic
@Greenstarfanatic 10 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, wasn't the fourth doctor rather fond of jelly babies?
@johnnymccraze
@johnnymccraze 10 жыл бұрын
0:25 An Aliens reference, a Half-Life reference, and a Last of Us reference in under 15 seconds? This is awesome already.
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