The Candy Man 1 - Dystopian / Post-Apocalyptic ASMR performance

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In a dystopian / post apocalyptic future, sugar has either become banned or scarce, and the only way to obtain candy is through people like the "Candy Man".
This video is largely inspired by a viewer's suggestion. For those new to my channel, I perform a candy eating review under the guise of a loosely based fictional story while whispering and interacting with the viewer in order to triggerASMR and provide relaxation and/or sleep.
As always, thanks for watching and for the support.
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E.R.
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What is ASMR? Why am I whispering?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand motions, whispering and personal attention. My videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or tingles, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to provide stress relief (especially for those suffering from depression, anxiety and even PTSD), help people sleep and even serve as a study aid.
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[@Jimmy4240]

This will go down as a classic in ASMR history

[@paulcarmi8130]

Yes

[@folyobembay73]

It will go down as the best in history

[@navyactor]

You can predict the future now, can’t you, Dr. Strange

[@TriFie]

j rob yes it dig 🎉

[@DarkStreamsYT]

I don't see an edited tag so it is true, you are the chosen one the one who can see into the future

[@TheSoloInTheSun]

I think we take basic candy like this for granted sometimes. I like how the video treats them as a delicassy due to the ban.

[@EphemeralRift]

I like the way you think. Thanks for watching TheSoloInTheSun!

[@bv83x]

@@EphemeralRift covid moment

[@elliefarrell8766]

@@bv83x it's still hear and I'm slowly losing my hope in humaity

[@pineappleplaguedoc]

@TheKingOfGames literally not another reply for 6 years before yours

[@lilblankiesama269]

Classic. 7 years later and I still come back every now and then.

[@williamgrimes6131]

I agree

[@TheAngryMarshmallow]

Samsies 🖤

[@MistyNightASMR]

I'm here in 2023

[@taylorjasinski2995]

umugus

[@lilblankiesama269]

I'm still coming back

[@ecolone]

I went out and bought every type of candy he sold in this video, so I could participate when he offered me a sample :D.

[@themalle132]

Commissar Godfrey That's amazing xP

[@NeroXVLX]

Welp this is gonna be a thing now. :)

[@MrJman9001]

Commissar Godfrey i come back to this vid if i ever come across the sweets in the vid

[@sudo-syyu5698]

Commissar Godfrey oMG SO DID I!!!!!

[@Mstanaturalselection]

+DigitalChocolate I get nightmares from your profile picture.

[@EphemeralRift]

Maybe there is a vault of secret recipes. Let your imagination run wild ;) Thanks for watching!

[@SpotTugBoat7057]

cheeseburger‼️

[@al3xir9269]

hamburger.

[@troymorris2179]

Bergah

[@MistyNightASMR]

Waltuh Perhaps there is a Heisenberg; a chemistry teacher diagnosed with cancer who gets involved in the sugar business by creating candy in a secret lab fronted by a grilled-chicken food chain

[@al3xir9269]

You want my recipes? You can have them! I left everything I gathered together in one piece! Now you just have to find it!

[@GreenGoblet22]

Candy Man getting high on his own supply

[@aaaaaaayep6289]

GreenGoblet22 whenever he can, can. He became such a strange shape, such a strange shape from trying to fit in oh oh, he became such a strange shape, Such a strange shaaaape, He hopes the roof flies off and he gets blown out into space, he always makes such expensive mistakes.

[@_4lec]

That's rule #4 of the ten crack commandments

[@marcusschiff1779]

@@_4lec Ten *Candy* Commandments

[@RambosBodyguard]

Can't believe this was released 10 YEARS AGO! I remember watching this right after it was released. Classic.

[@Skavoc]

6:22 "It has almost AN orange..." AN ORANGE WHAT

[@Vayxes]

circus peanuts are orange flavored

[@Skavoc]

(It was a jooooke)

[@maxmarroquin9405]

***** We we we sl

[@Codbeaster1000]

Darude-Sandstorm

[@bimblenuggets9040]

+Oliver Lavelle that is not funny

[@petergriffin1492]

2 hours before this he thought "I need an excuse to eat some candy"

[@IINNVALUES]

Peter Griffin 😂😂😂

[@serbianwarcriminal5686]

hey peter more like like 🅱️eter 🅱️iffin

[@voldemortjudges7142]

@@serbianwarcriminal5686 s h u s h

[@abdullahbajwa7101]

Anyone else come back to the original after watching “The man”

[@capriciousgaming9322]

I have.

[@ItzElite123]

yep

[@offrow]

yeah

[@TheeNucas]

Nah I just wanted to watch the first candy man

[@KillerKilometers]

So the man was a prequel, but i dont know if the man is the candy man, and this is basically the "next episode" (because at the end of the man he shaves his head and here he is shaved)

[@ThunderSeethe]

And I'm back again. 27:47 for the best line in all of that is candy and ASMR history. I really hope, for jokes sake, someone sends him 30,000 of those candies.

[@JacquesWS]

Mate, you're complaining about sweets being outlawed and I'm sat here, living in a world, where a settlement always needs my help.

[@biglegs5309]

+Tarantulord r u from ifunny

[@endermage77]

*You will doing rescued* *Do not try to resist*

[@asheru2649]

big legs wait are you from iFunny?

[@asheru2649]

Preston Garvey I don’t think this was suppose to be directed to me but either way *i am never doing another settlement again jesues Christ get away from me please*

[@dancemania-c760]

Timestamps ------------------------------ Intro 0:01-4:10 Circus peanuts 4:11-7:20 Chocolate covered peanuts 7:21-11:03 Candy coated licorise 11:19-14:33 Peanut butter & chocolate candy 14:43-18:50 Boston baked beans 19:31-22:10 Swedish Fish 22:17-24:40 Caramel creams 24:44- 28:33 Rollos 28:53-33:39 Mike & Ike's 34:00-37:55 Pop rocks 39:10-42:20 Overview 42:25-44:00 Ending 44:06

[@Felix-dx2qw]

20:55 when you nearly laughed out loud talking about how the candy tastes like beans

[@anime_man6950]

Me and the boys looking for beans at 3 AM

[@azurejohnstun7976]

Anime_Man69 😂

[@siradmin6791]

This is a certified hood classic

[@TheOneAndOnlyKento]

"Sugar became scarce"... so sugar now wears flannel shirts??

[@AleutianSailor]

Syntax you win

[@IO-uv3fm]

You get a sticker for that meme-ery my dude.

[@coopercobb8867]

Badum tsss

[@thescientist1245]

walks out from behind tree *Hey what’s up guys-*

[@adamdewaele]

The sugar is missing because somebody tied it up in a bathroom. I hope someone gets this lmao

[@masteroogway3770]

no ads?! what a legend, you saved my ears bro

[@DakotaHoll]

Reading this i some hoe poked myself in the eye so poo to you

[@felipe_claro]

Dakota Holl poor you

[@DakotaHoll]

Concentrated Bleach Poo poo for you

[@felipe_claro]

i actually fell bad for you man but alright

[@DakotaHoll]

Concentrated Bleach What do you mean? I did not take it in a bad way. Was just responding in a way trying not to sound a way I did not mean.

[@codex1809]

"30,000 might be a lot" LOL You have an amazing talent. Here I am, a grown ass man, watching some dude talk about candy.

[@attoms1]

d

[@tuomaskoivisto2740]

:D

[@tahmkenchusta5852]

:p

[@JustaVocaloidEnjoyer]

@@attoms1 ick

[@itzsaddysucka4214]

9 years!? i remember the release :(

[@thegentleman1541]

Do you have any mentats? or some jet?

[@owainglyndwr8402]

Lol, not even hype

[@benveteto3151]

Stealth-boys

[@fullarmormrnewtypex3rx-036]

TheGentleman or buffout

[@Zoinks.mp4]

TheGentleman well if sugar is scarce that would mean soft drinks get me all the goddam nuka cola you have!!!

[@mikedalmoro6596]

TheGentleman radstag? rad roach meat? how bou dat

[@Spenfen]

I still consider this the greatest ASMR roleplay ever created. Paul, you've really done something legendary with this video. Well done.

[@josephvintuks7183]

Lol IMAGINE if Fallout 4 came out with a character of the Candy Man. He could be your companion, but instead of fighting with you he would just feed you candy and whisper XD

[@0oXEROo0]

so... quiet piper?

[@0oXEROo0]

so... quiet piper?

[@JacquesWS]

+0oXEROo0 "This has helped me out in a pinch" Piper, this is bubblegum...

[@ClovisPictures]

lmao! You gain nothing, whatsoever! Just tingles that put you to sleep, and let the fallout radiation suffocate and burn you! lmao

[@puregameing9230]

Zed Zombuy's Ashopalypse a store lol

[@HarryJamesE]

In my opinion I think this scenario definitely has a chance of actually occurring in the distant future

[@danagricken4197]

This is one of the first asmr videos I ever saw years ago!! It’s still fantastic. 💫

[@MrEtmer]

Now I am imagining a Breaking Bad with candy instead of drugs...

[@sexybastard5824]

They used candy instead of meth (obviously,) on the show

[@dieselsal9440]

Imagine a movie or game based around this concept.

[@Armageddon763Slayer]

Karotsiéris candy crush, the apocalypse

[@aidanrocha2043]

Fallout?

[@kokavodka8457]

A serie would be a great idea

[@jc-kj8yc]

Imagine if you will.....

[@geminiXXX]

Candy Crush?

[@hammers7657]

So candy is like meth now, its hard to acquire, its illegal and its hard to make

[@kevinbrand2836]

+Elerium Dude, just because you watched BB doesn't mean it's easy. According to my chemestry teacher (We had a lesson talking about Breaking Bad) the formula isn't that complicated but getting the reaction right is a lot more difficult. Kinda like making Alc. Producing it needs some skill and set up. Producing good alcohole is on another layer of difficult...

[@gravuun5753]

+Elerium Everyone look at me, I watched Breaking Bad one time, I know everything about meth You sound just like those kids who play Call of Duty for 45 minutes and think they're experts on guns and military strategy.

[@gravuun5753]

***** Fuck off.

[@petergriffin1492]

And it tastes great.

[@shoe6003]

well if it's like meth get Walter White on that shit!

[@paleimitator]

I can imagine The Candy Man smelling like Cigarette Smoke and having breathe that smells like Old Coffee!

[@cheesyname]

I actually like the smell of cigarette smoke and old coffee breath for some reason. Probably because my uncle smells like that.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Some of my favorite smells are grease paint, gasoline, and fog from smoke machines, most likely because I associate those scents with the Halloween attraction I work at.

[@uwuchimaru7082]

уєєєєєѕѕѕ

[@lordofyohkai7672]

Crow the mad what about petrol doe?

[@MysteriumArcanum]

Lord Of Yohkai petrol, gasoline, same thing.

[@EphemeralRift]

Miss ya'll too during that 12/24 hour period. Thanks for coming back and sticking with me ; )

[@midari354]

Swear that’s iggy manly?

[@LizMechelle]

@@midari354HELLO

[@ExperienceLOS7713]

I think what I really liked about this video was how you transitioned from the exposition into character without there being a hard cut. It was so smooth and effective, and didn't really take much suspension of disbelief to be immersed into the setting you created. Well done.

[@PinkiePie2]

You are quite an interesting man... I love your work, how uniquely your videos can blend entertainment with relaxation. It all has substance. All my love goes out to you and all your endeavors.

[@EphemeralRift]

Pinkie Pie heh, why thank you kindly. I try my best.

[@owainglyndwr8402]

+JackDaniel me neither... But they do

[@BriTheCrafter]

+Owen Van Hoose we're everywhere

[@davidmurphy4672]

+Jack Daniel Me neither maybe it was the Jack Daniels lol

[@Gypsycompany]

+Sir Ignoramus Maximus stop trying to act gangster.

[@xoAliBee]

The leather jacket is a nice touch! Great sounds and creative idea. Love it!

[@MargiePosada]

i'm beyond impressed on the quality of this video but what impresses me more is your capability to eat 45 minutes of candy without a single sip of water in between! haha what a champ!

[@jreynolds21]

the video was cut several times

[@xR3DxSKULLZx]

jreynolds21 way to shit all over her comment cx

[@W1ldP4wz]

3 when this was made, 13 watching now. Crazy how time flies am i right?

[@ElenaFirebird1]

I can't believe this video has been out for a whole year. Jeez. I've watched it so many times.

[@EphemeralRift]

I can't either. And thanks for watching so much.

[@TheSnKoh]

It's been 4 now and I still research the series

[@PanGuy_]

Well, 7 years now lol

[@Jack-ex2kc]

@@PanGuy_ try 9 years

[@PanGuy_]

@@Jack-ex2kc that sure is a long time

[@samuelmejia6878]

I can’t believe how it’s been 6 years and I still come back to this video and still get tingles GODDAMN! Truly a classic.

[@EphemeralRift]

Thank you very much. Glad to hear it works for ya :)

[@EphemeralRift]

It wasn't really that much that I ate. Of course, "much" to me is 3 scoops of ice cream covered in caramel, with peanuts and whipped cream. And that only makes me full, not ill.

[@eddietemple2302]

Have you ever thought about going into acting in some wider capacity?

[@saysHotdogs]

At least writing!

[@jackulmer2761]

Here I am at 2 A.M. laughing my ass off at all the comments when I should be relaxing with the video

[@lennipulkkinen6446]

"Imagine if you will" is this old holy smokes.

[@OrionMelodyMusic]

This is just amazing.. You take ASMR and give it a unique artistic twist. I love it so much.

[@whitesnake6363]

Jesus Christ man... You really love your peanuts....

[@gan.3308]

*n u t*

[@sammoore9424]

Waluigi For 5ma5h *B I G N U T*

[@readthisifyourhomosexual7389]

Your so dirty minded

[@rulinghand2166]

@@readthisifyourhomosexual7389 no

[@druidlololol]

Been a long while since I came across this one. Helped me a lot in my early 20s when I was struggling with anxiety. I'm 30 now and about to take a nap...

[@ophidian9652]

Candy is the new weed

[@primalgoldfish4554]

Eat candy everyday

[@ur_friendly_neighborhood_r7409]

XD

[@tuomaskoivisto2740]

Smoke candy everyday

[@capybaraqueen4505]

Snort that Skittles powder

[@CharredRisotto]

Ah the bad old days, when weed was illegal

[@jimmygalligan1832]

There has never been one perfect video besides this one on youtube I watch candyman and candyman2 by ephemeral rift every single night

[@EphemeralRift]

Ah you're my new best friend ;)

[@ConditionerHB]

Omg me too

[@capsimp3064]

dear lord this was 6 years ago. lol and I was looking at the snack man like "who's this candy man now?" well here he is first of the many

[@kristofferlundgren9895]

I still watch this video every now and then. Love the crinkle sounds of the bags and your whispering. Masterclass.

[@asmrrelaxingsounds7908]

As they say! Very unique ideas! I really like your Fallout inspired ones!

[@CodyRockLee13]

This is going to sound strange, but I suppose a lot of things do in ASMR. Regardless, you, Rift, are the best ASMR eater that I've found. When you eat things, it's a lovely sensation for my ears that others have yet to replicate for me. You're very talented at what you do, man, keep it up!

[@jelly4art979]

CodyRockLee13 hes talented at eating things softly

[@codyydoc9087]

I do have to say.. this guy doesn't have a single bad video... all of his videos are calming and amazing.. keep on being awesome!

[@flintlockwoodhd7932]

The birth of the rift dimension

[@mrrags529]

8 years ago damn doesn't feel that long

[@Silhouette93]

dude im starvin here. been living of iradiated rats for the last year, stop eating them and give me some

[@seancarter5607]

He WAS offering some.

[@owainglyndwr8402]

What about radroach meat.

[@setobikouta2310]

+malcom middle got a big booty do

[@p3gasus620]

+Owen Van Hoose I'm living like a rich bastard. I eat Mirelurks all day in bed with my death law hide.

[@AdolfHitler-nm5gs]

+Owen Van Hoose or Molerat Meat ?, or even Bloatfly Meat !

[@asaprockyis]

Me and my father have been watching this for years now because we both have ASMR, And after so many years of watching this with my dad, It just became famous between me and him. We have kind of built a bond from watching this together for 3 years. Thank you, " Candyman."

[@HTLiu1]

Just realized this lore was *7 years old*

[@TheSirduckington]

My guy went from bald to a super hairy lad

[@Fushigurochan]

He turned into Jesus

[@mitchellfowler873]

I really like the way this was executed, with the backround noises almost acting as they were planned. Thankyou for this and i hope to see more!

[@PotatoMan420]

All together this video has been watched for 24 years. Wow

[@sauxstall]

and that from a dog sitting in a swing...

[@PotatoMan420]

Fredo Santana He's a happy dog in a swing

[@owainglyndwr8402]

It was uploaded about 2 and a half years ago.

[@PotatoMan420]

Owen Van Hoose I mean combined time of everyone who watched, check the video stats

[@kaidencemcmanus9696]

wow MATH

[@Nevir202]

4:20 just a completely innocuous time stamp. It’s not like a rounded up to arrive at this number for some specific reason.

[@PumpkinPenguin]

Honestly I don't get how people can dislike this, it's one of my favorite videos from ER. Keep coming back to the ones with the leather jacket ;)

[@emerritt2010]

Your videos are so creative and it's clear how much time and dedication goes into them. Thank you for making such amazing videos and being such an asset to this community!

[@aidanrocha2043]

This poor man ate circus peanuts for us.

[@zombiestalker5383]

Him:Image a world where sugar has been outlawed……… Me:*Yells* SUGAR IS OUTLAWED?! IM COMING KURT COBAIN! *Places Colt.45 under neck and fires*

[@certifiednard2543]

I'm cumming Kurt!!

[@ainconvenience301]

+Sam Balls Now son I'm not mad I'm just extremely disappointed.

[@seancarter5607]

Omg

[@sauxstall]

I LIKE COLT 45 MALT LICKAA

[@WaterDamagedTextBook]

Id rather a Glock 45.. But thats just me

[@dutchgymrat]

Thank you SO MUCH for finally getting rid of my insomnia. I LOVE your work.

[@EphemeralRift]

Hey thanks for your feedback and support! Hope your insomnia is a thing of the past.

[@gorkemozcan7638]

Robin T Ephemeral Rift asmr videos have helped me a lot too but i never thought it could treat insomnia. İs it really that effective? Can you please give some specifics on how much it has helped you?

[@AychOneEnnOne]

2030 = Candy is drugs

[@123456375]

And pills are legal lol.

[@sponge7207]

Licorice pills

[@readthisifyourhomosexual7389]

2030= illegal to watch James Charles

[@memesalad7586]

2030: wwIII

[@i8bbq]

@@memesalad7586 2020*

[@Foxless316]

10 years later and still one of the best ASMR videos around.

[@TvxLinux]

I just stumbled upon @Ephemeral Rift again in my feeds after not watching for quite a while. And i just had to come back to this video, as it is my first video ever i watched from ER

[@triodegradeable]

I feel like I'm at least 500k of the million views this video has. love it.

[@EphemeralRift]

+Jeremy Murphy haha, thank you! ;)

[@spencer5465]

Thats like 43 years of watching this video.

[@trashpanda5869]

+Spencer Fairbanks. Only if he watched it to the end every single time.

[@uwuchimaru7082]

αи∂ ι'м тнє σтнєя нαℓf

[@uwuchimaru7082]

Tommy ​​​Toaster how did u know

[@WTCAT500]

he makes me sleepy when he talks lol

[@jdguitarman123]

That's the point bro! :D

[@M1COD4]

It helps me sleep for school

[@biomerc8445]

WTCAT500 that is kind of what it's meant to do 😂

[@georgewhiting148]

Always will come back to you Ephemeral Rift. You are my favorite asmr KZbinr and have brought me so much joy/relaxation.

[@MrTheagame]

This is the first ASMR video I fell asleep to. I still come back to this every once in a while and it's like the first time watching it all over again. Thanks Rift!!

[@allout241]

What did the person pay with? Money seems useless in post apocalyptic world. :D

[@EphemeralRift]

Robert Riv You don't want to know.

[@123456375]

They would trade. Just like the old times.

[@markvonahnen9499]

They probably have a currency still. According to the story the governments never disbanded into anarchy.

[@VindicatorAalun]

Michael Von Ahnen ¨Bottlecaps¨

[@JacquesWS]

coke-cola bottle caps. You can also get special pepsi caps, collect fifty of them and you get a prize!

[@JS-407]

this is my favorite of all the candy man videos

[@FINALSTANDFOLEYOFFICIAL]

Have always loved this video, always come back to it

[@hmpeter]

This video is really special, at least to me. I have seen (or listened to) it well over 150 times to go to sleep, to concentrate at work or just to relax and get some tingles while laying in the sun. I enjoy many other videos, but eventually they stop working and I have to not listen to some triggers, videos or sometimes entire ASMR Artists for some weeks to months to get tingles again. (or to find them really relaxing again.) This one just keeps working, despite me being able to speak along some passages. Thank you again! :-)

[@Aztesticals]

Of all the asmr people on youtube. Only you have found a way to actually get me to sleep when I have insomnia. And it's always nice to dream of a candy man. :)

[@ajaybhatia7888]

27:40-28:10 Boi, at 100 vanilla filled caramels you'd be diagnosed with type 46 diabetes.

[@Armageddon763Slayer]

Ajay Bananas type 46 im dead oh my god

[@itsluscious9099]

Ajay Bananas In the video, ER says he could est 40,000 (if 100 gives you type 46 like you said, 100 divided by 46 is 2.17, 40,000 divided by 2.17 is 18,433.17, but we'll round it down.) and they are so addicting that you could eat 40,000 like ER said, then eating 40,000 would give you type 18,433 diabetes

[@Flashskii]

You put so much time and effort into all of your videos, it's quite amazing. I can't say I have seen any sort of KZbinr put that much effort and care into their videos! Favorite asmr channel for sure.

[@Untilitfadestoblack]

You're quickly becoming my favorite ASMRtist. Your voice is so smooth and your videos are always creative and entertaining. Keep up the good work :)

[@handsoap4695]

You should make a candy man video with sodas , it would be so cool and relaxing drinking . Hope you like the idea

[@Kai-ow9gi]

A million views.... but only a little over 200 thousand subscribers, you deserve way more credit for the effort you put in. Love your videos, very creative.

[@petergriffin1492]

Dakota Frerking Ayy nice name

[@Kai-ow9gi]

Dakota Deal right back at you man

[@julianne1066]

Welcome to the futuuuree ! I love him too:)

[@Ericck45]

2021 and I still come back to watch this MASTERPIECE of Art. Thank you for all you do!!!

[@Huky94477]

this is one of the best asmr vid ive seen, i always come back to watch it some time, really good contents

[@matthewzweig1557]

This is probably the best ASMR video of all time. Everything is just so perfect about it

[@lindarthebard]

Chewing doesn't really do it for me (how I was raised, elbows on the table got stuck with a fork and open mouths with food in them got slapped) and neither does crinkling, but I have to say that I wish it did because the presentation for this video is *amazing* and extremely inventive. I'm seriously impressed by how clever this is.

[@niklasholmstedt3650]

I got raised the same way, yet chewing very much triggers me.. Not open mouth "smacking", that I find disgusting and disturbing.. But the sounds of chewing with mouth closed makes me all fuzzy in the head.

[@Castle24]

What a crazy idea! I love this. And in true tinglehead fashion, I'm groovin. Right on man, thanks for the upload!

[@90sByNature]

Rift, my brother, I remember when this first dropped and the “Man” series has been one of my favorites. I’m rewatching this after you just dropped the lore bomb coming full circle. You’re a god damn inspiration man. I love your work. Thank you.

[@andrewparsons2391]

this video inspired me to actually /eat/ Good&Plenty's instead of immediately spitting them out due to my dislike licorice just because you said to 'give it a chance even if you don't like licorice, it gets better'. ...you're still not going to get me to eat any tentacle though, no matter how much Deep One Dave extolls it's nutritional and flavor virtues.

[@lockjawlarrythememeteam]

Thirty thousand... might be a lot.

[@matthewbest3126]

My favourite line too..."Five thousand, ten thousand, twenty thousand, thirty thou... *beat* thirty thousand might be a lot." The comedic timing is impeccable, actually.

[@ThePlowunder]

Matthew Best Mine as well! TRIGGER!

[@robcio150]

This video is just perfect. There is something great about it. The sound, the way you talk, the colors. Easily the best ASMR video I have ever seen.

[@Gibbsy91]

I love how your ASMR has a story to it, I'm so drawn into it, and the ASMR that I get from this video is amazing.. Keep it up!!

[@mergatroidskittle5573]

Now I want a job in the Candy Man Cartel.

[@EphemeralRift]

Hm. Sounds like the Candy Man needs to do an interview....

[@mergatroidskittle5573]

Ephemeral Rift I have a recommendation from Willie Wonka. I worked with him back when he was selling Fun Dip on the streets of Candy Land. By the way I'm a big fan.

[@fishfishrun1207]

Ephemeral Rift the beauty of this comment is that you actually did it

[@cobygoldberg6772]

Your videos are amazing, they are very different than other ASMR videos!

[@SoapySupreme]

This video is a classic for me. 🙏🏻❤️

[@Foogayzee]

You sir, have the most creative use of ASMR. Not to mention it ALWAYS hits the spot.

[@ClovisPictures]

Turns up volume to full blast before the video starts- "IT'S LEAP DAY TODAY, AND MOST PEOPLE ARE WORKING", says the ad.

[@lemontang889]

I love the sound of your leather jacket!!

[@EphemeralRift]

Thank you Lemon! ;)

[@hadvadyingbad5605]

I joined your channel recently (past 3 months max), so I hadn't seen one of your "Candy Man" videos until "Candy Man 8" a few days ago. It was so great that I had to come back and watch the series from the start.

[@macfunny306]

Been seen uncle E for nearly 11 years straight now and i still love this vid and the new ones