The Innsmouth Thrift Shop - Year 3 | ASMR

[@Kr0gr]

Who would abandon such a lovely boot!

[@thmyon2452]

I wonder if it would like some lighter fluid!

[@Akatondaemon]

"You shouldn'a done that he was just a boy." -Eric Cartman-

[@endermage77]

The other half of the pair was lost in a tragic car accident involving a 1948 Cadillac, a 1916 vintage fire truck, and an imploded railway oil tanker on a 42-way intersection.

[@six696]

W h a t T h e F u c k. Why did the dude next to our cell in Arkham Sanitarium fucking *lose* his pet boot.

[@joshterry6895]

Right

[@kariscoyne1886]

"Dormamu, I've come to bargain!" "...uh, $12.50"

[@vanhalenfan1015]

Karis Coyne nice😆

[@MinnVictus]

It’d be cool if Rift made a video series of “Arkham Volunteer Police” where maybe assorted characters from the Sanitarium will be on volunteer duty and investigate other establishments such as the thrift shop or hospital rooms for nefarious activity, possibly picking up random found items and over-analyzing (tapping, rubbing, etc...) them for the safety of ASMR. Just imagine Cthulhu rummaging around Iggy Manley’s stuff, finding out he was contacting Steve, the potato of nefarious organizations. Then we could have a questionnaire video for Rift in the form of an interrogation!

[@MinnVictus]

I got this idea from when Dave talked about the Tin Foil Hat Society being nosy.

[@j.m.s_3285]

That's an awesome idea.

[@manuccknight2320]

AGREEEEEEEEEE

[@4Deadserious]

Quadruple agree

[@rey.jazzzzy]

sounds good. even if papa rift doesn't go through with it, i doubt he'll ever run out of ideas lol. can't imagine many other people who have a pet boot or doctor with alzheimers asmr videos.

[@Ralph_Wiggum]

Man, I was genuinely fearful I might pass another day without praising Papa Rift. Luckily, He who is almighty has gifted us with His glory. Praise Papa Rift. Papa Bless. Stay blessed.

[@lukekohn2680]

Ease up on the shift key there ralphy boy

[@Jasonvg]

Amen.

[@Jasonvg]

@@lukekohn2680 R e l a xx there ponch gtfo.

[@tigrex3622]

Long live to uncle RIFT!!!

[@Hehogaming]

Father rift should become a character

[@rey.jazzzzy]

this guy is literally selling an infinity stone at a thrift shop for twelve dollars. let that sink in.

[@ewanwalker5967]

Let's be honest Thanos wouldn't check there..

[@thebenvosper5947]

gran.pantera and 50 cents

[@justinrodriguez3707]

I'd snap that up

[@yGKeKe]

Thanos already had the Time Stone when people were ashed. :X

[@Condemned782]

What if I don't want to let a sink into my house :(

[@anthonymendez1394]

All of ER characters and lore should be in a rpg. that would be an awesome game to play

[@keira_jones]

Hell yes!

[@tooddspeks8294]

I mean theres a game called call of chithulu so but thats has veen a character for a long time and stuff but ya

[@3k166]

@@tooddspeks8294 HP Lovecraft invented the cthulu mythos in 1928 roughly

[@JaySmash-nk2zo]

I had the greatest idea I've ever conceived, J Jonah Jameson asmr where you curse at Spiderman every 3 minutes

[@1DJ_416]

JaySmash2651 Considering KZbin’s policy he’d have to raise that to every 12-15 minutes.

[@BD-nb5sj]

My favorite time of the year, when I get to visit the Innsmouth thrift shop!

[@dingus_mc_bingus2815]

I like your pfp bro

[@ThePriorityLuca]

B D same but its scary that when he drop's one its been a year Yikes

[@ub3r1337dud31]

**the actual Eye of Agamoto** This is uh...$12.50 No one’s gonna beat that price Dave

[@onion5144]

Me: Hold my beer, I'll sell it for $7.45

[@godzillakingofthemonsters6837]

I'll sell it for a cent

[@phob1amaker125]

@@godzillakingofthemonsters6837 I'll get it free

[@yumachinasake2789]

Shadow_EX_GamerGod_1206 I’ll pay you $5 to take the Eye of Agamoto, you’re making money on this deal!

[@willchapman6073]

I'll pay 10 dollars to them to take it.

[@shreyanshpandey7543]

He looks like Toby from the Office

[@lestercrest5672]

shreyansh pandey why he low key do tho lol

[@nocturne.nocturnal]

Who would've guessed Toby's actually from Innsmouth?

[@chrisbade2119]

He's everything that's wrong with the paper industry

[@fookincont]

Tony bomboni

[@levi1828]

"why are you the way that you are" -michael scott

[@nocturne.nocturnal]

The Eye of Agamotto for 12 dollars? Now that's what I call bargain

[@sxnflower302]

Иοκτцяηаι ha ha I get it It’s cheap

[@krrisin]

I've said this before but in this world there are rifts everywhere which you can use to travel through time so the time stone is worthless!

[@jeffe1023]

@@krrisin I mean, getting a portable version of one of those rifts you can open and close at will, and travel to any moment in time down to the second, is still a damn good deal for 12 bucks

[@pigwithanoff-centerface5047]

DORMAMU

[@Illumipapi-b3y]

Uncle Rift, I would love to see a new one of these...I find myself watching these everyday... think I already saw Dave's thrift shop videos 100 times each no joke ... Much love !! God bless you

[@jacobski4824]

So I think somewhere down the line we’re going to need an Pet store video where we can buy abandoned pet boots and potatoes etc and pet care products. Great job as always ER!

[@redsoulheart5040]

Maybe a more exotic store where we can buy rescued pet Rocks, Boxes, Computer mouse and other more rare pets.

[@mintyfone]

Dave is my JAM! So happy he’s back

[@jesusiscoming7090]

In my opinion, Dave is the best Ephemeral Rift character

[@mintyfone]

Armandito he is def the best character

[@KT-vg3nc]

He voice feel nice in me ears 👀 👃 👂🏻👄

[@strangertimes6844]

For me, Dave, Corvus and Margaret are the best three, not just in how they look but also with how Rift manages to give them an unique, distinctive voice. (without career experience in voiceacting that I am aware of.) It truly is amazing, to be honest.

[@joseduenas4946]

Favorite freakin' series on the channel is back! Dave is the best!

[@alexb8433]

Dave is such a nice fellow, he even finds volgun poetry, the third worst poetry in all the universe, beautiful.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

Bionic Turtle But Dave likes it which retroactively makes it the best poetry in the universe

[@michael6329]

I would love to have Papa Rift DM a D&D Campaign.

[@Zimtblut]

Erm, Mr. Dave? About that individual who brought the safety cone... It wasn‘t a male human, by chance? Middle-aged? Graying hair and beard? Winter sky eyes? Lopsided conspiratorial smile? Bit of a devil-may-care attitude? You would not happen to remember more about him? *coughs* Nothing much important, just like, where he went or if he is still alive at all? It’s not like I’m overly interested or anything but... *waves 50-dollar-bill*

[@dayc5933]

50 dollars? I'm gonna need more than that.

[@LazyDudeIV]

@@dayc5933 Can you spot me a twenty?

[@dayc5933]

@@LazyDudeIV *eyes dart around room* well I suppope there are services that can be provided, correct? *coughs*

[@Zimtblut]

@@dayc5933 *raises eyebrow* Is that so? Very well, then let me assure you there is more where that came from. I'm known to pay adequately, some people even say generously. If the results are satisfactory of course.

[@arweenietortellini6134]

I want to hug Dave. He’s a nice deep one :D

[@aidan2259]

As both a Lovecraft and ASMR fan, this is heaven.

[@youngdinu]

Timestamps: (It is in the description) 00:00:00 Pet boot 00:05:49 Cape 00:07:24 Amulet 00:11:25 Brown robe 00:13:03 Black robe 00:15:15 Jumpsuit 00:17:28 Video game controllers 00:20:18 Video game system 00:22:30 Rucksack 00:27:40 Russian ushanka 00:30:17 Leather top hat 00:33:22 Felt top hat 00:36:11 Books 00:44:20 Bag of dice 00:46:33 Bag of triggers 00:48:26 Wood blocks 00:52:14 Albums 00:56:24 Left brown shoe 00:59:36 Black leather gloves 01:02:30 AK-47 01:04:37 Wireless keyboard 01:07:29 Old drill 01:09:39 Safety cone

[@chicnflopper6460]

2:16 sole proprietor lmao *chuckles in boot*

[@hubamolnar7949]

Nice, little Infinity War reference right there.

[@beastlydookie81]

I used to think these were weird so i never watched these videos. But wow this is some good shit.

[@Newtilator]

THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR IS HERE! ALL HAIL DAVE, THE ONE OF DEEPEST AND MOST RELAXING SLEEP

[@omeninodocachecol]

HAIL!

[@Leo-of9ur]

HAIL!

[@normanreviewsgames698]

For just 30 cents a day, you can help a neglected boot. *SarahMcLachlan.mp3*

[@leah22384]

You are the most creative ASMRist out there. I love your videos. Always tingly. 💙

[@louisgattoneiii9014]

Omg yes insmoth thrift shop vids are literally my absolute favorite

[@pheend8388]

Uncle E: Ok so what if we made a video... where we just go through the prop closet and describe the items. Entire Audience: This is an absolute masterpiece, nothing could be better!

[@J_GoTTi]

Dave is my favorite character of yours E.R.. besides yourself of course. Loved the new camping vids. Hope you and yours are doing good!

[@hugocarlos7095]

man your videos are really special and i admire the work you put in them such as the connections you made and continously make between them.thank you for all the relaxment and entertainment you brought us.

[@Genesis8629]

These thrift shop videos are my absolute favourite thank you!!

[@MrTallen546]

"Shoes that are missing the other are extremely valuable, extremely hard to find." 😂😂 another awesome video rift! Thank you!

[@Bojolana]

I love how the Rift-iverse (which I think may be the only large scale asmr-based youtube extended universe) is now branching out to connect to the MCEU as well as other platforms like Monty Python. Way to go above and beyond with this. Also...is anyone else seeing blue where he sees black?

[@Bojolana]

@oldsoldier2001 Whoa! May need to check that out! 😲

[@thenightskyasmr349]

WOW! I really appreciate the production design that's gone into this from the outfit to all the cool background props! Amazing!

[@alleythegood]

YES! My favorite series returns!

[@strangertimes6844]

I always love videos that include Dave, I just end up rewatching them more than a few times!

[@Keytium]

$2 for that bag of dice! What a steal. I'll take 10.

[@brothersum1359]

Ever just take a month asmr break and come back to these absolute GEMS

[@nolanstevenson4386]

Day 5: of me asking empheral rift to do a swear word only video

[@sun290]

Kermit I’m very confused

[@michaela7838]

Keep it going 💪😂😂 one day he will listen 👾

[@jessekok7140]

This ain't the moist meter...

[@kayto_]

Holy macaroni

[@huntermyers8221]

Keep it goin bud, i support this

[@VampirewthBraces]

Video game controller sounds are one of my absolute favorite sounds of yours, Uncle E. Something about the way you do it is just right that I can't get from any other ASMRtist.

[@nocturne.nocturnal]

My boi Dave back at it again!!

[@susmemer1032]

He’s back at it again at Krispy Kreme

[@botforandroid6.934]

@@susmemer1032 he is speaking the language of gods

[@luciferiarose465]

He be pinin' for the Fjords.

[@omeninodocachecol]

Wot kind of talking is that?!

[@Rubyks]

Sometimes I forget that Dave is Uncle Rift and not totally someone else, the amount of dedication and quality has always been great since I subscribed 2 years ago.

[@jarretthall385]

Anyone realized this ties in with the ash of avengers roleplay, remember he sold Dr strange's cape and amulet to dave

[@LIQUID_556]

Its all the same universe

[@AstorAlexander69]

“Oh, sorry.. this is my wallet.” Genius.

[@GabrielWolfe]

Dave is looking snazzy! The shirt and jacket combo works really well. Funnily enough I had just rewatched part 2 the same day part 3 was uploaded. I'm assuming the new video is why the older one was pushed into my feed once again. But I'm not complaining!

[@KORNdog1986]

These are by far my favourite videos. Wish it was a more frequent series.

[@TravyBallerton]

OMG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND SERIES

[@Macko3211]

This is my favourite series on youtube

[@TheDarkdoomful]

That rucksack actually looks pretty nice, I'd foreal buy that

[@kingsleepingasmr379]

This place always has exactly what I need! I single boot and a felt top hat. Perfect.

[@meatystew5088]

Oh hell yeah, my favourite Character and one of my favourite series I rewatched episode 2 yesterday and Lunch with Dave the day before

[@andandampersand8202]

I love the mask. And as usual I love your style Rift. Thank you for having me ^^^^ great description too, you're doing the asmr community a great service so far ^^^^

[@TomPaco]

Yes!! I love the innsmouth thrift shop videos! They are my go to besides Ephem Radio episode 2 with Frank ^_^ keep up the great work!

[@CriMsonAFK]

00:00:00 Pet boot 00:05:49 Cape 00:07:24 Amulet 00:11:25 Brown robe 00:13:03 Black robe 00:15:15 Jumpsuit 00:17:28 Video game controllers 00:20:18 Video game system 00:22:30 Rucksack 00:27:40 Russian ushanka 00:30:17 Leather top hat 00:33:22 Felt top hat 00:36:11 Books 00:44:20 Bag of dice 00:46:33 Bag of triggers 00:48:26 Wood blocks 00:52:14 Albums 00:56:24 Left brown shoe 00:59:36 Black leather gloves 01:02:30 AK-47 01:04:37 Wireless keyboard 01:07:29 Old drill 01:09:39 Safety cone I’m actually the first one to do this so yeah enjoy.

[@musicbot1630]

*an AK-47*

[@dayc5933]

Have been waiting for this for a while. Excellent work my friend.

[@DefinetelyNotAnAlien]

Dear Rift, I just fell asleep while learning for an exam. Thank you for always saving us from work we don't really wanna do.

[@kimikatachibana1686]

I love all the lovecrafty videos theyre sooo cool and creative i cant wait for more of these !!!!!

[@xJabro]

The unpredictable pricing and anticipation knowing Dave might say "think about that" gives me the best tingles

[@AnilouStarket]

Oh goodie, just in time for a lunch break nap! Also, your creativity knows no bounds. It's always impressive (and relaxing/ to watch your videos Uncle E.

[@andysmith3910]

Dave is my spirit animal 😂

[@egorf3248]

Pet boot is my spirit animal

[@tadpolegaming4510]

The *sequel* to the *sequel* of one my favorite ASMR videos. Very cool

[@saffron6870]

I knew Dave when he didnt know English He's made a lot of progress.

[@beckeliasson8465]

I love this guys super complex lore, its amazing.

[@Fontana22]

i missed comming to this little shop a lot, its good to be back

[@embergillespie5014]

It's my favorite time of year! Thrift video time!

[@tan-tan-tanan]

Just as I was scrolling through E.R.'s videos, he uploads a new one :' D Just in time for bed!!

[@ThePriorityLuca]

I can't wait a whole year to see deep one dave I want to see him more often like once a month

[@RevolverRez]

A Deep One Dave video? This new year is starting off well!

[@lordsaladin361]

Damn I forgot to comment on this video when it came out well hmm Dave’s great and I would have bought everything there ok goodnight or good morning I gotta go people need my help By people I mean my stomach since I’m hungry and I am going to get Chinese food

[@internetman1934]

Ok doc

[@lordsaladin361]

Max lord of cats well in one life maybe

[@dimebag_jack105]

Can i hav some

[@mr.appalachia9787]

careful not to catch coronavirus

[@levihan3777]

Your ASMRs are so relaxing and unique.

[@skins4thewin]

That manual drill thing gave me hella tingles. Would love to see that thing featured in more video's!

[@EleventhFloorBelfry]

That boot was a lovely shade of Norwegian Blue...

[@omeninodocachecol]

OH you clever boy I see what you did

[@Fun_Syz]

Really glad to see Dave is still in business! Though he's not short of occupation..

[@nitroraptor5316]

9 o’clock: One more vid. 3 o’clock: Me watching this

[@underconfident_asmr]

Please make another one of these, it's time 😊 I actually bought my Gootium rucksack years ago because of this video, except I got the black version and sewed a bunch of patches onto it.

[@514232415]

Glad to see you again, Dave! I'll take all the wares you can offer

[@hivefleethyper]

I would absolutely love to see you do a boot kennel! Showing off all these lovely boots who need forever homes! 💖😭

[@pattyshow5794]

I was just scrolling through, Left Brown shoe, black leather gloves, A K 4 7, Wireless Keyboard, cool stuff

[@underconfident_asmr]

12/01/2023: here hoping you PLEASE consider doing a new one of these. Dr. Dave, weird prices and all. The Thrift Shoppe series is still my goto 😊

[@zbeenlaggin5006]

i can appreciate the fo4 backstory, very nice

[@Justin-uc8sc]

Regis Philbin cuts bananas in half and puts them on his fingertips

[@asmrtraveler3385]

Wow! I love this mask. How havent i heard of this channel

[@Engelbote117]

Love all your Lovecraft references man, best asmrtist!

[@GMalt21]

Dave is my favorite character 💚🐟

[@kalvin6499]

I legit question why Dave's thrift shop videos calm me down so much

[@francescodelpozzo5474]

I love H.P. Lovecraft. The shadow over Innsmouth it's probably my favorite. The color from outer space it's also a classic!

[@SoraMatic]

The golden age of this channel

[@OutdoorChef16]

I think a really great idea would be a second lunch with Dave video

[@RiayToons]

Actually. You are a very talented artist! And what is even better is that you use your skills to aid others!

[@isaiahbevans2789]

I have work in 3 hours, but sure, I'll stop by the Innsmouth Thrift shop.

[@christopherscott2011]

Love the friction between Dave and the tfhs

[@Santo_shuffle]

Not even a minute into the video and uncle ER is already droping a god damn Monty python quote. This one is going to be a good one, people

[@tidebleach1341]

Everyone know that this guy is a barber, thriftshop owner, and a doctor! That's one busy fish!

[@ryans988]

I hope you see this, Rift. I am a 22 year old electrical engineering student who gets ungodly stressed out by my classes and I have been using your ASMR videos religiously lately to keep my nerves under control. You really help a lot, so thank you for that.

[@Milk_Cola]

*MY FISHY LOVE. WE TOGETHER AGAIN.*

[@mastermind8964]

Dave speaks so humbly.

[@esumsol]

Omg I logged off for a bit when rift was at 200k and when I came back rifts got almost 1 million followers?! Finally people are realizing his genius ❤️❤️

[@kkafei4725]

“Maybe it’s pining for the fjords” A Monty Python reference in an ER video! Yes!