Relax with Old John Wick, M.D. | ERU ASMR

[@cjputasso]

me watching my first video from rift: - Damn this guy has great audio quality! me 5 years later: - How does this time-line affect the lore?!

[@forkliftcertified434]

Lore baby we love it. There is so much

[@geraldvanalstine3024]

To be honest I watch these for the lore 😂

[@braunstein5645]

You literally didnt have to do any costume, just brush your hair a little. Absolutely fantastic.

[@Tech_Princess]

how do we know he is not actually old John Wick

[@braunstein5645]

@@Tech_Princess Turns out that Keanu Reeves is ERs stunt double

[@Apina1752]

@@Tech_Princess we don’t

[@cetycon2613]

@@Tech_Princess because Keanu Reeves doesn't age 😂

[@ilovebook95]

@@cetycon2613 but doesn't he grow an awesome beard and hair style?

[@rwlong88]

I can imagine Corvus running around the sanitarium tearing s**t up, flipping over tables and judo-chopping people down 😂

[@ryanreynolds-ds4ki]

Same lmao

[@calstri]

Remember when his gloves got stolen…?

[@mayal6441]

who is corvus

[@N51totallynotprivatemilitary]

@@mayal6441 lore of arkham sanitarium and the 8 or 7 years of pauls(rifts) content

[@thatoneguy202]

@@mayal6441 Corvus Clemons is (a favorite of mine) but he’s also a Plague Doctor that is very charming and only slightly cosmically terrifying. He is sort of a fan favorite of this channel from what I’ve seen in my time watching this channel.

[@jordanator7199]

The life of Corvus is apparently worth 7 million pebbles, or roughly 189 USD. (But to me, he is priceless)

[@HorizonStronghold]

I’d have thought it would have been higher than that by now…though, I guess the Foundation is probably keeping the bigger stuff under wraps still.

[@icgmommy87]

i’ve heard it’s gone up to 8 million pebbles now, the Foundation wasn’t able to keep everything secret.

[@ralphisxamida8533]

How many Berrys are that? Sorry I'm sailing on the Grand Line and can't ckeck it for myself.

[@jordanator7199]

@@ralphisxamida8533 in general, somewhere around 126.85 pounds of berries

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Corvus is worth $190 but he’s from a time when people would kill you $40

[@giltzexuh]

Ephemeral Rift truly is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fffuckin will.

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Something you wouldn't understand. He killed 3 men in a bar, with a pencil. A fucking. Pencil.

[@cr6458]

I cannot articulate how excited I am to see more sanitarium content. I want more stuff set in the building. Maybe a map of the grounds? MORE LORE

[@nixowgaming1240]

Same

[@ximsoro5077]

The quality and creativity of uncle Rift is as always unmatched. He´s just the peak ASMR specimen

[@krayne9232]

dude you NEED more recognition , youve been able to create such an amazing timeline and world through just ASMR videos, you are a titan of asmr creativity, would be so cool to see you get some recognition. keep doin you uncle ER!

[@dirtyshinobii]

he has 1 million subs that is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more then most

[@justjust5580]

He’s really just limiting his powers…could you imagine if this kinda content was exposed to the masses all at once? There’d be mass hysteria! Riots in the streets! The public just isn’t ready for it.

[@atimetraveler4910]

​@@dirtyshinobii but he deserves 5 million. Ive seen dumb mukbang and eating asmr channels who dont deserve it. E.R deserves the most subs of any asmrtist.

[@meandab]

Over a million subs "Brooo ur so underrated omggg"

[@joshuabarger1215]

​@@meandab I mean its more than most but the quality is astounding compared to channels that have around this many subs.

[@edoardomercurio6566]

“I saw him make a man fall asleep using a pencil. Just a freaking pencil. He’s not the Sandman, he’s the one you call to knock out the Sandman.” -Some russian mafia boss

[@harveyashley1895]

I see what you did there😂

[@bende384]

Mr Wick finally arrived after like 3 years if I remember correctly. Pleasure to see you sir.

[@DerpeyGnome]

It has indeed been 3 years (I first remember seeing it on relax with Jesus)

[@nickroscher3968]

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[@JohnySlama]

​@@DerpeyGnome yeah, almost 4 years, actually, way back in 2019

[@lg_1226]

The Assassin cotton ball is just misunderstood. Seems friendly and trustworthy to me. ☁️

[@wolfyboy]

Ya see, that's how they get ya!

[@Bajamamut]

Now that's a Doctor who knows how to krill his patients.

[@MorArkGP]

This lore is really starting to confuse me and I'm not smart or patient enough to figure it out. So I'm just going to listen to the nice man's sounds that make me happy.

[@chelscara]

0:35 always appreciate the world building you bring to these, just gets you into it immediately

[@Cloakingpower]

Ahhh, monsiour Wick. So good to see you. You look as young as the day you became exommunicado.

[@onemanapocalypse666]

Honey, wake up. Uncle Rift has a new profile picture!

[@The_Riot]

To be fair, you would almost need a bounty that high in order to rope in anyone desperate enough to take on Corvus; The man causes natural disasters and mass destruction whenever he loses his damn gloves 😬

[@softia42]

2:20 "But you know that, don't you ?" Half of the time, I am not sure if I am full tentacles or a beautiful bush, so... maybe 😂 10:44 exactly my point lol I love the Arkham Continental addition to the Arkham landmark, Professor Clemmons is such a visionary !

[@Jordan-oh8ye]

Omg I always wanted him to do a John Wick ASMR!!!! So glad he finally did one. Perfectly fits the role

[@zacharysien5245]

"Good afternoon, Mr. Wick. It's been a long time." "I'd like a tingling."

[@dreamingdarkrai9010]

Omg that's fantastic

[@littlemichaeljr6518]

Old John Wick the most badass old man ever and best old fighter ever

[@codeyds6769]

The new channel icon is PERFECT 😂❤

[@jingbring6000]

YES! At long last the rifts have aligned!

[@rawquikh0ney710]

We all really thank you for the hours upon editing to get us a lot of content in short notice. It's already hard staying up these days xd

[@Iztacmizton]

I quite like the brain exam parts, somewhat sad that they are so short. But overall very relaxing experience. Thank you!

[@ThePeaceluffer]

I don't know how long you've been watching, but there have been several videos in the past where he does these kinds of brain exam parts. Even a couple completely focussed on it!

[@Iztacmizton]

@@ThePeaceluffer oh, I know, it's just never been enough for me. But thank you!

[@generic_person9537]

Fun fact: John Wick series was actually a biography of Uncle Rift

[@Dr.Doofenshmritz]

these videos get wilder every time hahaha keep up the good work my man

[@SemiShrug]

Love this ASMR channel! Greetings from Belgium, Europe!

[@JPaekk]

John Wick relaxed me to death.

[@shadowmaster8792]

The great masterpiece of Mr. Rift's choice of profile pic a fine piece of art.

[@Crypt1dW00ds]

MY BOY CORVUS IS INNOCENT, DROP THAT BOUNTY RN

[@anthonyjabaroni7721]

Just finished a week stint in the mental hospital, this is perfect for my first day home... Thank you Uncle JohnE, sincerely with every atom in my body. You've helped me sleep more than anything else, and for that I am eternally in debt I couldnt ask for more than bring The Boogeymans friend But you however, are the person you call to kill the boogeyman

[@ShinTheLast]

Bro ER really putting up Lore this has to be the most in depth ASMR TUber i have ever seen this really is the ERU Ephemeral Rift Universe

[@siripremfors8425]

Okay, watching ER for ten years and i never realized - but GOD do i see the resembelance! Wild!

[@moodlethenoodle]

They say he's a man of sheer will and determination... but we all know who he really is under the mask. Genius idea, really. Dr. Clemmons pretending to be a bounty hunter.

[@Odium515]

This video has come at the most perfect timing. Thank you.

[@55zool]

I mean you and John Wick both put people to sleep. Just saying.

[@sladewilson9415]

F.. ing finally you made John Wick role play. I like it.

[@craydev5894]

Gotta love the multi-multiversal transcendental phenomenon of the chicken finger

[@zomlolo787]

Only 40 seconds and I'm already crying in laughter, what a madlad

[@cnicoj]

Relaxing session Mr. Rift !

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

Im digging the new profile pic, Mr. Wick, or should I call you Mr. RIFT (Lance "Charon" Reddick voice)

[@bluecupeh1652]

The video starting with a cackle from me hearing the bounty on Corvus was increased 😂

[@augie1272]

The new Profile pic, I was not expecting that! 😂

[@kiadinetheanomalous4175]

I’ve been waiting for many years for this

[@apex9177]

"Mom can we get John Wick" Mom: "No, we have John Wick at home" *The John Wick at Home:*

[@TH3-W1ND]

"I see this as an absolute win."

[@georgeheilman885]

John Wick 4 is my favorite movie from this year. So it stands to reason this may be my favorite ASMR video for this year (so far).

[@PenroseMusic]

Literally just watched John Wick 4 last night and then you post this. Perfect timing

[@afstoriesluck]

I love the new logo it's so good on par with the old logo

[@noahdreable]

I'm surprised Uncle ER actually pulled off the John Wick look spot-on dude good job👍🏼

[@ad-ezzz]

Ive waited 3 years for this

[@insaneboy1234]

I am proud to be taken care of by Old John Wick 😌

[@gamey__4642]

Gosh its been ages since er mentioned he was gonna make a John wick roleplay

[@Fernandinizz]

This guy is the King of the ASMR.

[@observador9448]

Will be SPLENTASTIC to see one day Ephemeral Rift with spanish subtitles...❤🤞

[@Ron_ie]

John wick did an amazing job cosplaying as rift 👍👍👍👍👏

[@unusualusername8847]

I'm surprised it took this long for anything assassin related to show up considering the Asylum have been kidnapping people for decades.

[@ceranopierce]

Cant wait for the falling down the stairs ASMR

[@yourejustchildish2554]

2nd this

[@jhinwick8222]

I see my estranged brother has finally settled down into ASMR.

[@XIV_Stray_VIX]

Lmao

[@onlyychino]

I’m loving the new profile picture

[@MrMeatyFlaps]

You better not kill his Arkham dog. He'll come for you even in the Asylum, and he won't stop till you're dead. Even the NOW you will be dead

[@flangleguys]

Is anybody else in love with the new profile picture? id buy a mug or mousepad with that beaut on it.

[@brayamsworld77]

After all this time, finally, the John Wick video. Worth the wait!

[@victormcdade8706]

It’s finally here!

[@vale4521]

Watching from Argentina ! Best Asmr

[@Narrativerse]

The comeback of the Hitman universe! Heck yeah!

[@Mailb0y]

Welcome, Mr. Wick. Three years overdue but welcome nonetheless.

[@vic02142003]

Can you please do an ASMR Dredge lets play? It would be right up your alley!

[@solidskullz5736]

With how good he was a breaking the human body It makes sense that he picked up on how to fix it too

[@joeycubed5888]

Knowing how things work is the best way to know how to make them stop working.

[@CasparFloof]

damn i remember when you said you were gonna do a john wick video years ago, long wait but worth it

[@colbysparkes3209]

FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING YEARS

[@vitarain870]

Love the new pfp uncle E

[@xJabro]

Favorite movie series & favorite content creator 💜

[@maxpowers3494]

I thought this was going to be a video of you rolling down a never ending stair case.

[@trashoujunior3940]

"The pebble, master assassin in road accidents, pair up with The cotton ball, assasin for the high table, his signature move being killing by leaving little bits of himself into a wound, infecting it, pairing up to avenge their common dead friend, The pottery oven, killed by his great enemy, the fridge !" Now that's a movie that I'd definitely want to see. Might write the rest of the cast if I ever manage to get any further in the video.

[@343colt]

Your channel picture changed, and I really liked the outlet one.

[@danieln6700]

Sanitarium stuff is great. Need some more the man series

[@sandrapainter1698]

Your hair looks great!

[@TheGibBsterGaming]

I remember when you said you’d do a John Wick vid, it’s finally here

[@Sorin96]

That new KZbin picture Paul, beautiful 😌

[@apex_predator7319]

Love the new channel pic lol

[@KoreanBackdash]

Funny how Corvus and Mr Wick switched roles now.

[@robertsoroos8759]

HE DID IT HE FINALLY DID IT!!

[@Sarjantbob]

Me: “no amount of money will convince me to hunt Corvus!” High Tables: “We’ll pay in pebbles” Me: 🔫

[@yosher]

And once again, we enter a new season of the ERU with the change of the profile picture. Oh yeah, the video was pretty entertaining and relaxing too, I guess.

[@RevolverRez]

This is unrealistic. We all know Keanu doesn't age.

[@lespaul5574]

This is what john wick 19 will look like if they keep makin em we will keep watching them

[@williamgrimes6131]

I like to think Corvus is an alternate version of that sand filled ninja from Hellboy.

[@thetrashkid191]

Love The New Profile picture!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nockiecookie1669]

This is perfect. Thank you.

[@spartan-1824]

It's John Rift 😈

[@Overthinking_Media]

I'm totally taking credit for this video.

[@TheBushSpirit]

John wick is honestly big papi

[@DiamondSwordy]

Finally! he did it

[@Elixzrr]

You are a legend

[@softia42]

14:02 El famoso Roller Coaster of Death 🎢

[@ngabc]

You are a true artist ER, ♾️ respect

[@Weirdaman]

Can't wait for the sleepquel featuring his long lost brother, Mr Jack Whack.

[@DanielTheRobot]

Holy crap Rift after 3 years of the Jesus video mentioning John wick and your post about the costume being delayed you finally made a John wick video lol. Also yes I new corvus was an assassin from the quest giver video lol. Now that I'm saying this out loud I realize how long I've been watching you and that's pretty awesome. If you're reading this I just wanna say I appreciate you, you're an intelligent person and you've got some good tastes in genres and media

[@1Vavu]

Love the new profile picture