Episode 140 - Hungry Tech Dudes

[@diegoreyes1864]

Timestamps 00:00 What’s Up Guys 00:23 Welcome Back 00:33 Confessing Some Sins 01:27 Catholic Candles 02:28 Influencer Sludge Shakes 02:58 Silicon Soylent 06:53 Selling Sludge 10:54 Poopy Skidmarks (r/relationship_advice) 11:22 TMG vs Belle Delphine 12:34 r/relationship_advice continued 16:04 *AD* Talkspace 18:05 Back from Ad 21:47 Can’t Stop Thinking About Pad Thai 23:10 Watching Belle Delphine’s New Video 24:25 The Belle Delphine Saga 25:35 6ix9ine Conspiracy 28:00 Affluent Akon 29:14 6ix9ine’s Falling Off 29:56 *AD* Manscaped 32:27 Back from Ad 34:04 Gentlemen Drivers 36:08 Sim Racer Noel 37:00 Bethany’s Biscuits 38:41 Motorsport Mad Doggin’ 41:09 Noel’s F1 Movie Idea 42:17 Dana White is Stressed (MMA Talk) 44:51 *AD* Babbel 46:10 Back from Ad 47:03 Dana White Triggered Clip 50:38 TikTok is Wild 52:21 Barstool Documentary: Blind Steve 54:45 Brutal TikToks: PuppyGirlJenna #1 1:00:10 Noel’s Movie Idea: Animal Roleplay Cast 1:00:53 Noel’s Sketch Idea: Dick-head Director 1:04:25 Brutal TikToks: PuppyGirlJenna #2 1:05:40 Cody Needs to Piss (Outro)

[@encryptedashes]

how tf do you do this every time-

[@trashrat3204]

Hats off to you dude!

[@diegoreyes1864]

@@encryptedashes perseverance

[@_mehdrawknows7740]

Doing God's work 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@ShoopityDoopity]

Damn bruh you fast

[@Stringz]

I’ll bet you it is period blood. Dude said “poopy skidmarks” I don’t trust this guy’s judgement.

[@julieroth17]

Re: skid marks // when your period ends, sometimes there’s still a little bit of “afterglow”. A girl can think her period is over, not put a tampon in and you still have coloured discharge. Especially at the end of the period the blood can be brown because of oxidisation.

[@baetoulk5888]

All fitness instagrammers know is take hot pics, eat sluge, and lie

[@jasmineandsilvia]

Dont forget the plastic surgery

[@SCVM45]

Its spelled sludge, but the word sluge is WAY funnier

[@baetoulk5888]

@@SCVM45 oh shit lol do I fix the typo or keep it

[@midnightm69]

Baetoul K nah keep it is seems like it could be the brands name lmao

[@sofia-ui6gy]

Hansy wtf is akaik

[@jrkendz5505]

For the first time in months Noel adds a splash of color to his hoodie

[@user-rm3iy4ye2l]

Cody's reactions to Noel's dark jokes will never get old.

[@pepelepewbr]

yøu’re mildly depressed aren’t yøu?

[@yeehaw3234]

Your username is superior 👌

[@eastcoastemotion]

“....*shuts eyes*....dude....”

[@ty2401]

“oh NOOOOOO”

[@rashong4187]

Live vløne, die vløne 😓

[@tayloralicermermaid]

IT IS BLOOD I REPEAT SHE HAS BLOOD STAINS IN HER UNDIES

[@heysweetpeaxo]

I said the same thing!! lmao

[@jellyhappening1458]

Yeah that poor guy is very confused. I hope he talked to his gf and she explained that it was discharge or excess period. It's sweet how he seemed concerned about her tho 😂

[@laceyj1180]

Right! It happens to the best of us🤦🏼‍♀️

[@assignedcatatbirth]

that's the first thing I thought. blood turns brown when it gets old and is exposed to open air

[@vanessam954]

Or vaginal discharge maybe HES blind Lol

[@lilybelmont9625]

noel: “nate cut this out” nate: 👁👄👁

[@alanatheunicorn]

nate: "oh to see without my eyes"

[@kaylamoreno2647]

Them not showing the clips sometimes and just sitting in silence laughing Me: 👁👄👁

[@SWEGSWOGSWAG]

Not even two minutes in and Noel has already made a joke about little boys

[@SIRCRAZY]

its because he is a little boy.

[@bensilver28]

PTSD maybe?

[@vote4somer]

Just as a started a depression cry my boys popped up and saved me

[@siri_siri4709]

fucking same

[@TinyMoses]

We all living the same life fr

[@emaliewerkowski4086]

literally me too

[@randomman7447]

They didn’t come in time today 😔

[@amberlopez7368]

now im just crying of laughter 😌

[@amberlopez7368]

nobody: noel: “ahhHh”

[@tashid4723]

I love that part😂

[@kenenka11]

both of 'em: *TODAY'S EPISODE*

[@fawzamaisarah459]

time?

[@abdulazizharoun2515]

"Today's free episode" "aAAa"

[@fawzamaisarah459]

i love how they always respect eachother by trying to get back what the other was trying to say after accidentally cutting them off.

[@shanesmith2427]

“Introducing: Soyl” “don’t you mean soylent” “no, Soyl. Now with 50% less phosphorus”

[@andrewmack2280]

Good to see that Noel invited an elderly little backend tech developer on the show

[@christopherminutolo9384]

These jokes are getting old Just like Cody.

[@JS-ns8dr]

Christopher Minutolo 🙊🙊🤓🤓

[@darly3006]

Cody and noel both crying and not knowing that they're both crying is so pure

[@shawtyswildin]

Hear me out, a Sludge™ Winter Edition. It's the same thing, but instead of water, it's snow.

[@hannahysabelle]

available in lemon flavor :)

[@pepelepewbr]

say what you will about the mustaches, i’m just glad it migrated from cody to noel’s face

[@tiffanyr9975]

did noel completely repress the memory of doing a “puppy play” episode of react with chat? And did they both repress the “pony play” that’s cringe?

[@kee-rockrandom1079]

Today's *𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓮* episode 😍💫💕🥺🥵

[@strawberryari3197]

aAAaaa😌😌🥰🤩

[@cendraf8989]

watermelonsugarzz peace..peace😹✌🏽☮️ 👋🏼😌✨

[@dabiskitt]

Constructive Criticism: I like the idea of the split up ads, but I haven’t been liking the pacing of the video as much because of it.

[@Raven-er6bi]

Exactly, I would like it more if they put the ad after they finish the story.

[@mackenziedawn6614]

every girl gets blood stains and any dude with a wife/gf knows that. This must be this dudes first real relationship lmfaoooo. Although she could be more private about it

[@sadchine5092]

today is my bday and i really just started it off listening to “poopy skidmarks”

[@cendraf8989]

sounds like a good birthday to me

[@dariusadrian8110]

How tf did Cody and Noel get a manscaped sponsorship after they went in on their ceo

[@lifefruit9917]

It’s a power move on manscapes end

[@denoise4033]

shh

[@kiiturii]

more like why tf did they take it

[@dogdonut3]

I like when the podcasts go full circle back to sludge.

[@sckalene]

I always forget Cody is actually pretty tatted. It’s always a fun surprise when they show 🥵

[@Medranocholy]

Does anyone watch the podcast in its entirety then just scroll thru the comments once the screen goes black?

[@brendangallagher2313]

cody and noel every podcast: *lmao we’re like 10 years old bruh*

[@JS-ns8dr]

I know right bruh

[@km3531]

I've been watching the podcast for over a year now. I had an asshat boyfriend who would ignore me when I went to see him and I'd listen to the podcast to make me feel less lonely and distract me. One day he made a nasty remark about my "gay ass podcast"..... I dumped him after three months and still listen to the podcast and don't plan on stopping. Edit: All of the comments are so fucking sweet thank you guys

[@David-id3fy]

Umm cool lol

[@idontwannatalkaboutit8660]

Good for you, you deserve better

[@km3531]

@@idontwannatalkaboutit8660 thanks man

[@encryptedashes]

good, you don’t deserve someone to shit on the things you enjoy!!

[@ryf3905]

Wack snack I’m so sorry that happened to you,,, you deserve so much better!

[@katiecole368]

I live for the titles of the videos. Never know what to expect from these two tech guys

[@averypratt1300]

My essay can wait

[@krys_peas]

My sleep can wait

[@thomasmerrill1190]

I can’t tell if Cody film try not to laugh Karen edition before or after this 💀

[@emilyswinge7805]

4:24am and watching this in a fuzzy realm between reality and another dimension

[@flachtsix]

How tf is the software engineer gonna call Silicon Valley “Silicone Valley”

[@caley.j.n]

Every valley is silicon valley when it's the most abundant element in Earth's crust

[@_mehdrawknows7740]

Here's my contribution to the "someone's daughter" gag Someone's Daughter: 9:54

[@trashrat3204]

Or 2:52

[@inferiorcitrus7833]

The voice clip she used in her song was definitely Idubbbz.

[@mandy9743]

I was looking for someone to finally comment this. it's most definitely idubbbz

[@inferiorcitrus7833]

Mandy Czyz Yeah for sure.

[@D-Clutch]

Very obviously too lol

[@hhhhjjj9470]

Exactly, how the hell didn’t anyone realize that 💀

[@inferiorcitrus7833]

beigewaste _ I do not know 💀

[@strawberryari3197]

I always thought if one of them became an eboy it would be Noel but Cody is trying his best for an old man

[@L-92761]

One of the constants in the universe is Noel eating during a podcast

[@owend1564]

You know its a good podcast when Cody's forehead vein comes out

[@Fllashed]

Thanks for adding the banners so we know when to skip to while listening to skip the ads

[@KrakenwithaKam]

41:25 Noel really said "cockpit" while talking about an F1 driver with massive balls and didn't even say anything

[@heatherj2380]

Noel trying to talk about "otherkin" but calling it "netherkin" the entire time has shortened my lifespan an insane amount. I'm only living another like 10 year max after this. Nobody tell them about otherkin tumblr drama I'll collapse.

[@lesmarzipan1166]

Bro I kept waiting for him to figure it out

[@emilycxcii5692]

there's a yankee candle fragrance called "a child's wish"

[@avbajpai1471]

cody really be eboying out here with his silver chain

[@DL-kl4zu]

Dudes when ur watching a video try to show it on screen if not put links to the videos in the description so we know what ur talking about. Peace

[@matthoffman6571]

I Love when everytime there’s a video now u can’t see it or hear it....absolutely love Cody and Noel and the content they pump out but am I going nuts or has every episode had one or more videos that you can’t see or hear?

[@cityrose21]

im uncomfortable that their skin tones look almost the same

[@roj6895]

whats this even mean ??

[@cityrose21]

@@roj6895 It's not meant to be serious. Cody is just usually much paler.

[@jayo.6170]

Noel hasn’t gone outside in months and Cody is always surfing lmao

[@JS-ns8dr]

Michelle Begun Yas gal

[@rebeccanilsen7240]

so yall dont know about discharge huh .... or just periods lmao

[@lost3478]

These guys so funny I even listen to the adds

[@vincentchen9542]

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter: 2:52

[@krissy55066]

Wish we could've seen what you guys were talking about lol

[@satriabagaskara4198]

Cody listening to noel ramble about racing is like that supportive boyfriend listening to his gf getting excited about make ups (or baking? idk lol)

[@user-ge1yb1bz8t]

ahh yes. the two women interests: makeup n baking

[@satriabagaskara4198]

@@user-ge1yb1bz8t thats what my mom likes at least

[@johnsinth8261]

the irony of me wearing the same Audio technica Headsets while listening to this

[@babyivy]

hands down my favorite episode now

[@siyn007]

lol Cody was trying really hard to sound interested in Noel's sim racing

[@JS-ns8dr]

I know lol

[@Fllashed]

They forgot about the classic f1 movie, turbo

[@shreysht_]

Cody: "Today's FREE episode" Noel: "AHHH"

[@moonriverinc7896]

*Noel's dark humor* *Cody's response* - dark but still funny - "....dude" - getting a little edgy - "Jesus, dude" - toeing the line boi - "Jesus Christ dude" - little too far better - "Jesus fucking christ" apologize

[@haz1004]

didnt use headphones but 1 min in and i'm putting them on HAHAH so excited to see u guys in the stu next week!!!

[@dobbysafreeelf]

just got covid after my graduation and the bois popped up to cure me

[@ivomustoni5872]

I just want to thank Diego for all the time stamps. Bloody legend

[@rocioraff9164]

40:57 noels laugh sounds like the start of feel good inc

[@NotZedMain]

yo cody noel idk if u gonna see this but I can't let it slide this time the ad reads getting into the conversation is bothering me so much i honestly prefer it leading into the conversation because it's funny or just as u always did put it in the 30m mark it's just every once in a while I'm just listening and just cut off it's so annoying to me

[@vnla7153]

Yeah i have to agree they are getting a bit much

[@NotZedMain]

@Paul Lambert business 101 baby

[@_mehdrawknows7740]

Bruh I see you Cody, going for that blow at 34:07💀💀

[@robynrobichaux5508]

the fact that they couldn't see each other but still both rubbed their eyes at the same time is INCREDIBLE syncing

[@emilyfadool4763]

The manscaped add is the only one I watch cuz they are hilarious 😂😂 lmfaooo i love yall

[@ericvalverde5382]

Bro I'm tryin to drink a chocolate protein shake while y'all are talking about shit for 20 minutes😂

[@chouzetsu8822]

pay patreon? no... wait for free episode because im poor,POOR GANG! stonks ;3

[@shawtyswildin]

Tiny poor gang

[@trashrat3204]

Poor gang!

[@devandebie55]

was listening to this on the toilet and my shit was super green and noel said ahh right as it dropped

[@MadMaximo]

diaritus bit had me dying with noel and cody

[@matthoffman6571]

“Oh yeah I gave little Billy a perc30 cuz his tummy had diarrhea, it gets it all out and then u just clean it up when he wakes up” lmaoooooo

[@emilyhh4107]

2 minutes in and its already time to log off

[@district8191]

What scares me is that Cody knows about challenges on tiktok.

[@kwivvv2577]

When he says it's *today's free episode* and it's *ad free* 👑🤠👑🤠👑🤠

[@butterfly5842]

That percocet bit really hit home, I had bad cramps so my grandma gave me one and I slept for hours

[@BasedMexx]

I want Cody's mustache back 😫

[@pepelepewbr]

today’s FREE episode *aaaaah*

[@brittanyc7930]

I actually drank Soylent a couple months ago because I wasn't able to stomach eating anything and they're so calorie-dense and have like 1/4-1/5 of your daily macros and vitamins! In a time when I could only get myself to eat crackers and cheese, it really came in handy to make sure I didn't waste away!

[@alessandrabaroni9196]

44:05 when cody took percs to cure his diarrhoeaitis

[@lesmarzipan1166]

Noel trying to figure out the term "otherkin" lol

[@adrianax1734]

Had to stop my podcast watching to see Noel's new shorts. Lookin good noelini

[@thrivingroxy4790]

luv how they’re still awkward sometimes LOL

[@Madjoe1176]

the first 11 minutes of this was just ASMR delight.

[@SchemeSupreme]

We’re the guys the threw the football at the blind guy lol 51:48 We made it to the tiny meat gang! Wtf

[@bunnyslipperssleeper]

Jsksbfks I got a workout add in the middle of the sludge talk lmfao

[@ryderfolsom6806]

Cody: Today's free episode Noel: Ahhhhh

[@jaadeybaabey55]

Omg I thought there wasn’t a new episode today 🥺 thankkkkk you guys

[@kasiarojowska8609]

noels british accent is flawless and it gets me every time

[@JS-ns8dr]

Me too bruh 🤓

[@josiahmundy4945]

honestly i didn’t expect hungry tech guys to be actually hungry because it’s them

[@alexandra-vx8nr]

bruh every time i sit down with a snack or a meal y'all talking about feces lmao

[@Jumblebelle]

11 Mill is especially bad if you take into account Trollz has a feature and those streams include the crazed Barbz

[@erind1030]

"oh your stomach hurts honey? oh heres a perc 30" wow sounds like my ex

[@novemdecillionairegrindset454]

Y'all should put techshields as your backdrops for a more classic feel

[@yourboymalachi6228]

Who else here is psyched about Noel being such an outspoken fan of motorsports recently?

[@sc000f]

so sick

[@Diego-ii1tx]

The term they were looking for when talking about people that identify with creatures that aren’t humans (meaning animals, aliens, elves, etc. ) is Otherkin.

[@AudiAddict]

Thanks for sharing your free episode

[@erikzavala2377]

“Trollz ate shit” -Noel. Song goes number one 🥴

[@nateroberts877]

Cody could actually be a priest

[@mettehansen6488]

Noel is giving me a Brad Pitt from Inglourious Basterds vibe