Episode 147 - Crying on Camera

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CODY / codyko / codyko / codyko
NOEL / thenoelmiller / thenoelmiller

[@kennystorck4479]

cody's eyes lit up when he realized Noel's guard was down.

[@mhoovair89]

Lmfao he was geeked

[@joshentertainment2]

Pennytrading

[@kennystorck4479]

Hey thank you for the likes guys.

[@alinagaynutdinova4260]

The way Cody managed to not get a single merch design into shot

[@codybarlik4524]

😂😂😂 “check it out guys” *holds balled up shirt halfway out of the shot*

[@hannahysabelle]

I definitely thought it was on purpose 😂

[@nagle4407]

Mr. struggle

[@neegas3490]

🤣

[@Kayla-po9gu]

Cody didn’t get enough credit for his penny trading your mom joke 😔

[@cjplotter4281]

it was so good omg i am literally screaming wtf

[@cjplotter4281]

@@MyNameiisMudd but it was so good lmao

[@tsuysa]

Dude that joke was well due

[@ziya31]

I don’t get it😩

[@synzipper2840]

tru but it is kinda funny that cody only gets attention when he fucks the joke up lol

[@CartierCasey]

“Penny Trading your mom” -Cody Ko

[@MidwestAF2]

That was funny as hell Noel tried to play it down

[@Smoko-9]

I dont think he got it

[@Tajah8145]

Alexander Estes to be fair it took me a second to get it too 😂

[@dylanhenry1861]

It was mad funny idk why he didn’t die

[@Kerrviii]

Jacob Mauren it was about his mom. 🤷‍♀️😆

[@swclikewhut]

CODY YOU FINALLY GOT HIM AT THE BEGINNING

[@Hoopergames]

Didn't really work

[@xYoungExodus]

I can't wait to start using that "he needs some milk" line as a Dad joke in 20 years

[@alanna4499]

cody actually got noel but noel had to play it off like he’s ungetable

[@nadiakeaton5680]

EXACTLY 😡😡😡

[@alaa3275]

Yes and I'm mad

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

He has the weirdest thing about being too cool for anything.

[@Bea-jl9lt]

Jamie Vera bruh they are friends my guy

[@laptv2144]

I hate when friends do that. Like cmon son you got got

[@paulinavarela3619]

in gen z’s defense, i wouldn’t expect many laughs out of a group of high schoolers who have coding tutoring during summer break.

[@sonjagonikman426]

Yeah we definitely know "my name Jeff" I think they're all just dead inside

[@Peebeemae]

yeah i know it is a vine thing, gen z had vine it just isn’t funny anymore

[@ocg6999]

@@Peebeemae it is super funny tho

[@captainsdameron]

yeah we all know my name jeff we just said it a billion times and now it isnt funny

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

@@ocg6999 no is not, it's years old and has been beat into the ground

[@Dxklan]

Yet again, it was another late, sleepless night in Atlanta. The studio was packed, yet intimate all at the same time. Warm amber lights washed over exotic leather furniture, creating a dimly lit sonic oasis. A sweet aroma of weed smoke clouded the air, while vanilla scented candles were strategically placed around the room. The mood developed into a haze of relaxation. As engineers and producers methodically worked the mixing boards, Future and the rest of his entourage nodded along to a rough take of a track that would later be called "Diamonds Dancing." Many individuals in the studio danced along while producers ran the track back, but there stood Drake in a dark corner, dissecting every piece of "Diamonds Dancing" with surgical precision. The track stopped playing, and Drake stepped from the shadows. He didn't speak much, but when he did, people listened. "I'm going back in the booth, play that outro back." Puzzled, the engineer began playing the outro instrumental back, not questioning Drake's demands. The room fell quiet as people began to observe. As the outro began to play, Drake put on a pair of monitor headphones, rubbed his beard and began to take a drink of a dark, murky substance. Closing his eyes, Drake began to flow freely. "You doin' me dirty, you know. How we let it get like this I don't know. But that nigga can't save your soul, nah." Producers and entourage members in the studio began to look around the room to see if others were witnessing what was happening. Drake continued crooning into the microphone, while the mood became even darker in the studio. "Doing me dirty, you doing me dirty. Haven't even heard from you. How can you live with yourself? Haven't even heard from you. How can you live with yourself? Ungrateful, ungrateful." The Engineer looked over to Future with concern. The engineer whispered, "should we stop him?" Future then put up one finger, as to silence the engineer while shaking his head, not taking his eyes off of Drake. "Your momma be ashamed of you. I haven't even heard from you, not a single word from you, Ungrateful. I'm too good for you, too good for you. You should go back to him, perfect match for you, unstable." Candles in the studio began to flicker and die out, one by one, as if a spirit swept throughout the room. "Doing me dirty. You're making me nervous. I haven't even heard from you. You look drained, you look exhausted, girl them late nights ain't good for you. Really starting to show on you. Don't hit me up when it's good for you. Ungrateful." By now, everyone had stopped what they were doing, all attention was focused on the darkened silhouette in the recording booth. Finishing up his final thoughts, Drake hung up the headphones, took another sip of muddy water, and crept out of the recording booth. As he came back into the studio, all eyes followed his every movement. Drake retreated back to his shadowed corner, where he leaned against the wall with his fingers interlocked and pressed against his lips, as if in deep thought. The silence of the room created an uneasy tension. The uneasiness built more and more, as studio members waited for him to speak. Finally, he broke the silence. "Play it back."

[@hunterrock3169]

Jesus christ

[@meganj185]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[@sandraolmos4834]

how long did this take you...

[@chasegalbreath5581]

it would’ve taken me all of high school to write that 😂

[@alium8339]

Do you ever wish Drake and Future would go back to that What A Time To Be Alive era of making dark and moody trap music made for late night drives around Atlanta and sipping lean?

[@katgold583]

cody finally got noel back, never expected it to happen

[@dandachef-282]

YOOO "penny trading your mom" that's the one right there

[@glucoseguardian5744]

when noel said he need some milk is the hardest i’ve laughed this year

[@kevn6557]

This makes my day just a little bit better

[@6ixth0u54nd]

My day has been real shitty too, life just don’t work out sometimes, I’m with you brother.

[@purrfect1078]

Same ❤️❤️🥰🥰😍😍

[@gwen4477]

me too

[@god-fy3lj]

My week ,month and summer ,year, sucks

[@yourfashionarchive427]

Every time they post

[@grimreaperss]

i feel poor whenever the patreon logo shows up at the end and i cant see anymore

[@skynutz479]

@@XxkillerxX10 no, poor.

[@corbin8878]

As Dave Chapelle once said. Poor is a mentality some people never grow out of. You’re broke

[@moonriverinc7896]

Noel's halfhearted "my name jeff" is killing me

[@maxschroeder6714]

Raoul Akhatov 6:05

[@Snapatouille]

Noel looks like that one filipino in every school that works at a mcdonalds part-time and started his own clothing line

[@mikayla6877]

PAHAH TOO TRU

[@AM-ve2wm]

idk how none of them students didn’t laugh at “my name jeff” i would have been dying after the 10 seconds of complete silence

[@meganj185]

wait wtf??? episode 147 already??? time really flies i really thought it was drake and future’s what a time to be alive era of making dark moody trap music made for late night drives around atlanta while sipping on a cup of lean, but i guess i was mistaken? correct me if i’m wrong please

[@samiarose6769]

hahahaha

[@serendipitygate9223]

Where does that meme come from? I don’t have time to watch the whole podcasts but I’ve seen it so much and it seems funny

[@meganj185]

Yasamin Gate kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ6rYWx6i6mVlaM

[@serendipitygate9223]

Megan J thank you 🙏🏼

[@christinaiverson2009]

I fall for these every. single. time.

[@Thrubbler]

The bonus episode references they make are just them talking about their girl that goes to another school

[@c.hrlotte]

UNDERRATED

[@samb3254]

This is gonna get lost in the sea of comments but y’all’s friendship is the best thing ever. i aspire to be on your guys’ level when it comes to being open with your friends and being able to communicate so freely. much love! 💙

[@janeydoe-nuts8663]

Ummmmm if u don't just sit and talk to ur friends this way then u have no friends man. They r just colleagues or as I call them "extras".

[@samb3254]

Lisa Haberly thank you lol, i wasn’t sure how to respond without sounding mean

[@aBANDIT.]

last time i was this early some guy asked me for a master key to their studio

[@raihammalik]

“crying on camera” audio only listeners: 😐😐😐

[@colematthews9793]

Raiham Malik 69 likes

[@zeffery101]

its at the point where they cut the video anyways

[@eparnell]

zeffery 😔

[@lnhal3]

"All that shit I was complaining about was completely self-induced." Why does this resonate so hard??

[@lucaschappell4592]

Gen z doesn't laugh at vines cause we have watched all the compilations hundreds of times

[@Udontkno7]

I remember when Vine finally shut down and I used to only watch vine compilations for like 2 months straight.

[@yeyali]

BRO CODY ACTUALLY GOT NOEL LMAO

[@space_1073]

Im 17 and still understand those references. dude must have gotten a pretty unlucky group of highschoolers.

[@jeebsa4m3]

I’m 17 and this is deep

[@bigchebureki]

I'm 15 and I understand those references

[@tori1206]

adam 👁👄👁

[@Udontkno7]

Or they're teens and it's never that funny when your teacher posts a meme. I usually feel bad when they do and nobody responds- despite getting it. I'm 17 btw

[@bigchebureki]

@@Udontkno7 Yeah, I think at that point it sort of becomes "Hello fellow kids", with the teacher making an attempt to "connect to the youth".

[@peepmam]

imagine going to a funeral and just saying *"22F"* to the family

[@emilydickinson5422]

I just spit out my chocolate chips😂😂

[@peepmam]

@@emilydickinson5422 lmao u good?

[@emilydickinson5422]

@@peepmam yeah lol, it just caught me off guard

[@erin-mo8qe]

That vine thing with the teacher made *me* feel old... just wait until the tables turn Cody and Noel start making old jokes about us fans. It's our time

[@pinkamena4380]

I just graduated high school in june and I promise u high schoolers know about vines 💀 I dont think any of my classmates would laugh, we've moved on to tik tok jokes.

[@danib712]

But isn’t it original from 21 jump street??? And is it that old that high schoolers don’t know it ...???? 😅😅

[@smirkingshark]

@@pinkamena4380 Tik tok jokes?? Dude I'm like 19 and I don't even know any tiktok jokes fsdfsg is 19 already too old??

[@maddiepaddy2608]

i assure HSers knew it, they just didnt laugh bc it was delivered by their teacher

[@maddiepaddy2608]

@@smirkingshark yeah u old asf

[@kennedy-sv6yd]

these videos are literally all i look forward to at this point

[@gwen4477]

same

[@alanaj3930]

Fucking same, dude. Everything is so bleak rn

[@emmett6029]

this podcast made me feel like I wish Drake and a Future go back to the What a Time To Be Alive Era when they made dark moody trap music meant for driving in Atlanta while sipping a cup of lean

[@Alexruppert1]

I j watch that episode

[@gavintiesing4570]

This is probably gonna be the top comment for the next couple months

[@chasegalbreath5581]

if u know u know

[@wydneonn2247]

y’all killed this so fast goddamn

[@avasellers3229]

what is this from? i’m slacking😭

[@WordsFromTheNerdsPodcast]

god 12:58 cody that is the most middle age dad thing you’ve ever done

[@mia__mine2073]

IM DEADDD 😭😭

[@janiceonlyb2st]

Fr tho, I'm glad Cody and Noel and throwing out good life advice regarding chasing your dreams/hobbies and work/studies. There's nothing wrong with wanting to do something you like, but it is also important to be realistic.

[@crftieph]

True!!! KZbinrs have this whole "do it now" narrative that sometimes you have to be practical too and there's nothing wrong with that

[@talllmidgett]

Last time I was this early, I didn’t get why everyone was saying sugar gay.

[@katgold583]

‘today’s free episode’ never gets old 😌

[@glucoseguardian5744]

“ahh”

[@reginak8]

Today’s FREEEee~ episode

[@taylort9013]

i literally can’t get over noels reaction to penny trading your mom it’s so confusing

[@6ixth0u54nd]

Time is just blending I feel like it’s been 2 days since the last episode

[@taylort9013]

this! i was literally thinking about how i’ll have to wait another week for a new podcast today lmao

[@angelsantana]

crazy how this title reminds me of Drake and Future’s WATBA era of dark moody trap music made for late night drives around atlanta while sipping on a cup of lean🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

[@hasoosiii]

omg what ep was that im seeing it everywhere

[@Nova3482]

Cody trying so hard to get Noel back for that one time he got him in the intro

[@sillyk57]

Everyone's talking abt noel's "haa" but not about cody's shy "peace" in the end

[@angelsantana]

that penny trading joke took a lil too long for my brain to process

[@kevn6557]

I could listen to Noel talk about anything, I’m not interested in motor sports or fighting sports but I I’m loving noels new podcast. Cody’s cool too.

[@tonylozano1728]

Came for Cody, stayed for Noel. Love them both

[@Starsim99]

Honestly, I think that’s cringe played a huge role in growing the podcast. It was sort of a “sneak peak” into joint content from them that was just infrequent enough that it left people wanting more and the podcast delivered on that.

[@paigethompson7500]

The vine compilation bit would be SUCH a funny sketch. Like a key and peele vibe in a classroom LMAOOO

[@lowkeybruja]

28:40 idk bout yall but personally, rejecting dumb shit like “reason” and “logic” is definitely what I’m looking for in *a lawyer*

[@claireaccardo]

this podcast is the only thing i have to look forward to anymore

[@gwen4477]

same

[@crftieph]

same (3)

[@ang0oo]

That sounded so sad

[@ikhulu]

That's sad

[@morganfreeman2102]

This and the SuperMegaCast

[@sheenacornett4888]

Noel's voice is so soothing I just got the baby to bed now I'm listening to TMG. On one hand Noel's voice is so calming and relaxing I'm about to drift on off to sleep on the other hand I'm laughing so hard I cannot breath. Such a funny episode. You both make me laugh so hard. I love u both.

[@mattsherack]

I just started and am on episode 66 right now may I ask you to please wait for me to catch up this is overwhelming. Thank you

[@maggieandrews7676]

This one hit DIFFERENT

[@Rhadv]

The onlyfans chat feature is just bonzi buddy

[@olavdfkm1554]

This podcast is just Noel laughing at Cody when he does ad reads.

[@gravyseal8897]

Honestly, an ad read compilation would be fantastic

[@juicyjae8309]

i love rewatching old vids and hearing bits and pieces of the new intro aw

[@owlsareeverything4152]

I was re-watching the video Cody and Noel made about Jake Paul’s teacher diss track before coming here.😂

[@chasecummings2353]

Noel making fun of gap shorts as I sit here in gap shorts😔 why live

[@christopherminutolo9384]

There's more plugs in this episode than there are "Drake and Future" comments

[@animalnerd9006]

this podcast has never failed to make me smile istg this podcast makes the short list of things i live for

[@XxleaXx98]

Over an hour of cody and noel laughing about old vines quotes and im not mad at all

[@tmgknees]

One of my favorite pod eps in a while... Just the vibe. I love it. 🔥❤️👏

[@vanessam570]

hey knees! and same here :))

[@alium8339]

Do you ever wish Drake and Future would go back to that What A Time To Be Alive era of making dark and moody trap music made for late night drives around Atlanta and sipping lean?

[@Thrubbler]

Cody you tried to get Noel and that's all that matters

[@gwen4477]

“my mom took my webcam” sorry, WHAT

[@julianabanzon6608]

just wanna say s/o to u guys. :) was going thru a break up and seperation anxiety last year in december and binge watched all the episodes til now getting me thru tuff times !

[@DaneGettingaURL]

in all my years of watching youtube this is the first time i ever saw an upload time of less than a minute

[@Kfinny55]

The dad streamer getting mad at ‘F’ bit reminded of my parent and his second in command (naval carrier) having to investigate what ‘GOAT’ meant-some sailor had written it over his portrait and they thought it was vulgar I’m-

[@tempest8044]

yall make me happy in the toughest times man

[@xzxxzxnooo]

i just wanna say , they understood the “ my name is jeff “ joke n all the vines about it but they were being high schoolers and not laughing at a joke their teacher made lol

[@emmathornberry849]

These podcasts feel like a warm hug during this shitshow 🥺💖

[@anon2279]

noel legitimately made me laugh twice with “he need some milk” god damnit you win again

[@Openmouthstef]

The best thing about the relatability bit in the beginning is it came from a guy doing the 22 jump street meme and there was a bit about relatability in 21 jump street

[@MrGetItRightBack]

One of the funniest episodes in a while

[@terribleidea4872]

"penny trading ur mom" is the worst rendition of a ligma joke ive ever heard more pls

[@nicksides]

I listen to a tmg podcast at least once a day, super happy there’s a new one, also short kings anthem is an amazing song. Edit: Wow that got rough at 12:00

[@darkiller76521]

0:38 Their laughs always lift my spirits but that laugh from Cody puts a smile on my face

[@mundazo]

This is quality content guys. Keep up the good work. I'm 36 and the content is so relevant.

[@LynnAntoine]

I love how the ads just come out of nowhere, never expect them LOL btw this is my absolute favorite podcast, much love 💗

[@peepmam]

every time i look at Cody's hair on the side it looks like it's kinda white

[@kingigd4981]

I am such a huge F1 and TMG fan when the first episode came out where Noel just talked about F1 out of nowhere I lost it. Now that he has his own podcast where he talks about just that and UFC I am sooooo exited.

[@sachureedas]

You guys are my favourite podcast no joke. Been listening to you guys for a long time now. Absolutely frictionless. But, I have one request. It would be really great if you could add a brief description to each episode just saying what topics you guys talk about in it. It makes it so much easier to track down old episodes that I liked and also know what you guys talk about beforehand.

[@DeltaSerg]

This is always one of the highlights of my week ngl

[@habiba3629]

just gave an exam and listening to u guys now. i love u guys a lot u will never know :(

[@gothgrl69]

the more successful u guys become the nerdier u become. don’t know how to explain it but I luv u sm

[@Tiffany__B]

i like to imagine Cody staying up all night writing down various names for his joke, before finding the Penny Trading one

[@HashmanBez]

Thank you for being the highlight of my week

[@woniewrld]

I just watched all the earlier eps while I was waiting for this one to post YASS

[@rashonsmith5408]

I know that yall won't read this comment but thank you for making me smile bois :). This year has been really hard and whenever I listen/watch the pod it lifts my spirits up through the roof! Thank you bois and have a wonderful day!

[@SerenaBustamante]

i’ve been binge watching for about 4 days now

[@kristiyanaowens5452]

Loved seeing the sleeves of their new merchandise!

[@youreprobablyonyoutube3782]

Great episode. Liked it a lot. This intro is as fire as always

[@bigoledumb2227]

ok i’m a highschool senior and i know “ my name jeff.” dude how did they not know it?????

[@logano1878]

Teachers just arent funny

[@veryneatguy-838]

*Class in 2 years* Student: Ok next question “Whats 9+10?” Tutor: 21! Student: 🤨

[@logano1878]

Dead meme

[@geoffgold]

First time I've actually thrown money your way and worth it since you've been giving me a solid 1hour of entertainment every week for 4 years now

[@cassey1799]

When Cody brought up Noels podcast 😊💕

[@Alookatportland]

If you guys don’t talk about Ben Shapiro reading the lyrics to WAP on your next podcast I stg

[@coopertaylor2732]

That vine segment was the funniest thing I’ve watched

[@blakearchambeault]

You guys should time stamp the talking points in the description. Love the podcast 👍

[@alanatheunicorn]

them saying all of those vine references is giving me major sarah tonin

[@Izzyneedscoffee]

COMING IN CLUTCH!! Thank you for uploading

[@aanshimehta5370]

made my day

[@nataliewilliamson_media]

i am very comfortable with the vibes in the studio today.

[@NotZedMain]

it's still funny that cody is trying to get Noel btw my dad got ligma turn up bois

[@sofiekonradsson]

Trying? Bruh, he got him !

[@miguelcostagomes1530]

Whats ligma?

[@silentstormshadow2755]

@@miguelcostagomes1530 Oh no

[@ariya396]

I'm from the UK it's 3:21 am... I was watching last episode and then I was gonna go to bed then I saw they just dropped this....... And well here I am, I'm not going to bed