Episode 151 - Cody Flirts with Death

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[@silversteinmma]

electricity is measured in Juuls now. it takes 40 nic to run a lamp.

[@ellatheghost194]

that’s fuckin good

[@aaaliciaelenaaa]

Thank you, Alex Silverstein

[@shyannkester8377]

I learn something new every day... 🤣

[@Brotor_]

True. Its very sensitive though, juuls being a powerful source. Go up another nic and you could melt that lamp

[@nh39791]

his nic levels were over 9000 thats why he almost died 😓

[@jaadeybaabey55]

I love how Noel looked so sus but realized Cody was serious about a life threatening situation and immediately cared. Friend goals (?)

[@jaadeybaabey55]

Tonia Mukami 😂 omg yesss go team!!!

[@Nvrwdntlso]

Succ*

[@ziya31]

💀yes

[@jairajsha8208]

I love how Noel expresses monetary values in terms of ps4’s

[@gabrielagonzalez6848]

"Oh damn, that's 1/8 of a ps4"

[@TheMallachiv]

"How much is that bagel man? 1/53rd of a ps4 nah man that's too expensive. You gotta bump that down to 1/64th of a playstation for me bro."

[@jairajsha8208]

look at me mom im famous

[@RaineyLatte]

I always listen to this while I clean the restaurant at the end of my shift. Thank you Cody and Noel for making my job better 😊

[@cuckheadmcgee8490]

Are you a barista

[@MattyP650]

Cuckhead McGee obviously not.

[@jaedynbarrier1146]

omg i used to do this too! i closed at subway and listened to this to not be afraid of the ghost there lol

[@cuckheadmcgee8490]

Matt P it was edited fuckbrain

[@CB-cw9yt]

@@jaedynbarrier1146 do y'all actually have a ghost at Subway 👀

[@sstj046]

*Time stamps * (especially if you didn't watch The Tax Collector) Intro 0:00 Cody almost dies 0:23 Annual Rent Chains 2:58 Eye insurance 5:58 Tax Collector Movie Review 7:11 The director wants to be Mexican 29:01 Cody as an Actor 38:14 Movie set fights 40:00 Bella Thorne's Onlyfans 42:11 Malone Brown 47:11 Noel's PG Onlyfans 49:24 Million Dollar Penis 55:03 Leather Merch 57:46 Motivational Masturbation 58:34 Mark Wiens is kinda hot 1:00:05

[@yoyochickenbro2962]

you forgot 25:00 when noel says the n word (confirmed by captions)

[@taylort9013]

YoyoChickenBro WHY DOES IT SAY THAT LMAOOO

[@mandy9743]

wait who's malone brown?

[@raihammalik]

thank u for your service

[@restartonce1852]

Can someone find the mark video?

[@catquiche]

y'all be flirting with death? damn i can't even flirt with the living

[@ziya31]

Fr

[@Lillianeee]

The Dead don't call their friends and laugh at you and talk sht about you for about 10 minutes to then completely forget about your existence...and then months after at a party they see you, they remember and point at you and start laughing some more... The dead don't do that... They don't... I'm not crying

[@justSunny7]

@@Lillianeee hang in there fam

[@JT-bu1el]

Nah cody wouldn't have died, he just built different

[@aquarium105]

blood: cold meat: fat chain: gone needs: special

[@zerin5515]

Breed : different

[@lilianem6310]

cody’s hair from the front👨 cody’s hair from the side 🐴

[@user-rm3iy4ye2l]

Cody saying, "wassup foo?!" ruined my night

[@joeysmith4942]

what time did he say that

[@BenzMerchant]

Joey Smith 30:00

[@claritaorosco9784]

you’re not alone

[@D1DACNEO]

For the bit

[@nyxx7813]

And the fact that it ruined your night is makin mine glookin out pymp

[@patricktervo2013]

Y’all gotta talk about the people turning “I’m Rich” into POV videos on TikTok

[@areanna4186]

Yess please 💀😂

[@annieedison3289]

Why are they trying to flex with “My wife’s tennis coach is having sex with her”

[@radkouse1of1]

I'm rich is a BANGER

[@destinycarreon1810]

Someone link a tiktok vid with im rich please

[@straebaseborn983]

Cody: Dude, how did you fix my power bar? Electrician: Vibes, dude, watts and vibes.

[@seriouslyidkmyname67]

Noel rlly compared how much his eye stuff cost to half a play station

[@tylerddooley]

I'm an electrician and that intro was the funniest thing I ever heard! Not even close to death

[@mow5808]

Hahahahaha so he was just being dramatic? That makes it 10x better lmaooo

[@roses_are_rosie8412]

but still pretty scary for a normal person😭 it always is with electricity

[@scorseve]

As a former child who loved sticking fingers into bulb sockets... Yes, Cody is slightly overdramatic.

[@ThereaalSP]

scorseve umm what?

[@scorseve]

@@ThereaalSP some kids are dumber than others

[@benwinstanley3407]

Noel's "ahhh" in the beginning really gets me. It's almost like drake and futures time of making music for sipping lean at night driving around Atlanta

[@beesa1t]

The good old days

[@glucoseguardian5744]

right it’s just like drake and futures time to be alive era of making music meant for sipping lean during late night drives around Atlanta

[@PointB1ank]

Man Drake and Future just need to go back to what a time to be alive era of making dark moody trap music made for late night drives around Atlanta while sipping on a cup of lean, you know?

[@canvys4882]

Noels face when he realizes his best friend almost died

[@GaeFootballClub]

as a latino that grew up in white parts of SoCal, hearing Cody ask "so do they have it down there?" gave me vietnam flashbacks lmao

[@braydenwerner6221]

Noel missed the perfect time to get Cody with word play when hes asks for the measurements of electricity

[@joselyn8604]

i think noel was just tryna come up with something to get him with cuz he kept saying ummm

[@boogiepopnena8141]

I'm actually surprised Tesla's didn't come up haha

[@Meg.01]

Oh no worries if not

[@Meg.01]

@@joselyn8604 I 90 12

[@jarmilaadam6707]

He couldn't come up with sth, but he tried to.

[@diegog9321]

I say the intro with them everytime

[@left2di422]

what’s up guys

[@diegog9321]

viumb welcome to the tmg podcast

[@shafayetshafi4417]

this is actually today's episode

[@spiceheadjack5735]

"today's episodes" "today's free episode" me: "ahhhh"

[@Jegggw]

I usually only say Noel's "aaah."

[@amberlopez7368]

noels squeak after he laughs is so adorable 🥺

[@Columbo_slut]

“It cost me half a PlayStation” okay now I’m measuring everything I buy in relation to how much a PlayStation costs

[@weakmonths529]

the fact that noel's green eyes aren't insured is a crime

[@LegendOfLoser]

Noel‘s only fans will have his race reveal

[@CartierCasey]

I’m surprised Cody didn’t make a Juul joke when talking about Jules

[@fvckcwrld714]

right😭

[@boogityhoo7452]

But.. He did , did he not?

[@reagansmith9509]

the whole chain bit I was waiting for them to announce that they were selling tmg chains

[@maya_nanami]

Why Is that a good idea 😏

[@shyannkester8377]

I’d buy one

[@mugamer3525]

I would buy for sure

[@sierralo]

they did a collab of tmg rings

[@BriannaLovesPudding]

The highlights of 2020 are notifications about grandpa and Noel giving us our weekly podcast

[@Thepiphxny]

Noel is still surprised that it’s this weeks episode Same Noel

[@br0ardsw0rd97]

he needs some character development

[@jordanrose2704]

Komumra 7 maybe Dhar Mann should write it

[@miks2819]

This weeks *free* episode

[@Jrl1002]

i think codys "penny trading your mom" joke is so underrated it was so funny i use it all the time

[@reaganhune9093]

What is with y’all almost dying? Noel’s nearly blind and Cody’s gettin cooked by Ben Franklin

[@gingersrevenge]

wow it really feels like this weeks episode

[@PJ-si4zr]

cultish today’s episode

[@mikaelawatches8225]

feels like they're giving it to us freely

[@tdot2316]

The real danger is making a circuit through your heart with both your hands, that’s what kills you

[@scentlessxapprentice]

Sounds like a good pick up line ima use that thx

[@ellabiddy4741]

My brother once put one of those gum shock prank things (like the stick of gum where you pull it and it shocks you) between his knees and used knives (1 in each hand) to pull the gum out just to see what would happen, and he said the shock went through his whole body lmao. He was fine tho this happened at a restaurant with my whole family and no one noticed

[@shyannkester8377]

Ella Biddy wtf 😂😂😂

[@saccharinespoon]

Lmao i saw tax collector high. never seen a single preview for it when i went, so i had no idea what it was even about, much less the horrid reviews it was getting. needless to say, i thought the movie was brilliant. I was raving about it the whole drive home. I even called my mom to tell her about it. i'll just leave you with the fact that i cannot even describe the level of confusion i felt a few days later when i stumbled across a review for it, and then proceeded to google the movie and see how everyone viewed it. long story short: Latino Shia Labeouf is best appreciated- _correction_, apparently *ONLY* appreciated, when ur high af.

[@ktfury]

cody triggered my fight or flight response when he was talking about how the Tax Collector director made Suicide Squad and said “He’s made good movies, what went wrong?”

[@AmanUmaable]

Exactly!

[@sighduck13]

them talking about David Ayer triggered my deep memory of Bright ugh

[@user-cl8vk7qj2p]

right?? I was like wait cody, you call THAT a good movie?? I'm surprised Noel didn't say anything about that lol

[@landonmastowski9103]

민규김 I think he tried to but Cody was talking 😂😂😂

[@user-cl8vk7qj2p]

13:02

[@HemorrhoidCream]

"todays frEE episode" "aahHH!"

[@charlottethommm]

death: cody: 😍😍😘😘🥰🥰🥰

[@lukemugen]

“Put a little foo in your step”

[@snowmanapocalypse497]

Why did Michael Phelps sound like Mark Zuckerberg in that talk space add

[@Asaenz2468]

New face filters on Instagram, this ones my favorite so far, nice job team

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

ah yes. a based dino earther😌

[@zeffery101]

Literally thought that too

[@reecesullivan8028]

this really reminded me of how drake and future just need to go back to that watts era of making dark moody trap music made for late night drives around atlanta while you’re sipping on a cup of lean, you know?

[@retro4485]

You good dawg?

[@zah8925]

Chode almost killing himself by dropping his necklace in an unfortunate final destination sequence of events spiraled into them talking about chains for like 10 minutes.

[@amberlopez7368]

just two lovely men giving me my daily dose of serotonin 🥰

[@adrians3824]

Cody kinda looks like he sells juuls

[@stevenedwards5864]

Just discovered you guys two weeks ago and I've easily listened to over 100hrs of content now. Can't get enough. Keep on truckin mah doods

[@hannahsong6341]

The necklace exploding on an outlet and charger happened to my brother too rip

[@roses_are_rosie8412]

Is he ok-

[@bellabrainrot3348]

@@roses_are_rosie8412 probably not judging by the "rip"

[@cuckheadmcgee8490]

Bruh what

[@mdhv1134]

?????rip

[@hannahsong6341]

Béjajaja oh man...he’s alive I’m just dramatic 😭

[@maibigbutt8358]

Nothing beats listening to the pod while eating cereal in the morning

[@crazedvidmaker]

hey cody, if your neclace blew up, then it probably was connected to one hot side of the outlet and either the other hot side or the metallic ground in the outlet. I don't think you could get that current just from the loose connection to ground you would get by it touching wood floors or something like that. Thus if you were touching the ground, you might have gotten a startling shock, but it wouldn't have been dangerous. Clearly the neclace had a really great path for the current to take, and if you added another path through your body, the current would have mostly said "well I already have a great way to get to ground/a lower voltage, so I'll take that path, your body's not that good of a path." A shock is really only dangerous if your body is not just a path, but the only path for current to take to get to the ground.

[@mmalove98]

This was actually a really helpful explanation

[@jacksonm9665]

These vids make me just genuinely happy

[@nilbog4704]

The tax collector sounds like a masterpiece.

[@NotZedMain]

oh boy this title give me cody is very old comments vibes

[@rizzle9943]

I had a fever, and the only prescription, was more "AYY FOOL"

[@lilianem6310]

cody and noel should start an onlyfans account where they give people Energy O’s, through their devices, but it’s still just noel eating a bagel

[@animalnerd9006]

this podcast is very literally the only thing keeping me alive rn

[@Jamez007]

fax

[@BLueFeaTHeRedOliVeS]

You good? Wanna talk?

[@aaronnazario594]

Need to talk ?

[@animalnerd9006]

BLUEFEATHEREDOLIVES omg thnk u so much. def don’t need to get into the details but thank u for asking. actually made my day knowing someone cares in a way. our little tmg family :’-)

[@animalnerd9006]

Aaron Nazario wait u too thank u sm. basically what i said to the other person but u put a smile on my face so thnks again:)

[@letmechooseagoddangname7857]

first listened to this as just the podcast but actually seeing noels face journey while cody says he almost died makes it so much better

[@cware6230]

Cody flirted with “death”? That’s a weird way to spell “Noel”

[@danyaalkashif]

the more cody and noel talk about this movie the more i felt like they were fw us

[@boydcrowdr]

only vicariously knowing about movies through podcasts is real. i haven't seen a movie in like a year

[@pantheo9457]

"-today's /free/ episode-" "aahh" Noel's 'aahh' just hits different xD

[@Dina8485]

Bold of Cody to think Suicide Squad is a good movie

[@Kattenxx1]

You guys seriously don’t even know how much I appreciate you. On a bad day, week, or month, you guys make me laugh my ass off. Thanks for the little bit of joy, as it’s rare these days.

[@Girldefeated]

I’m going to start telling people Tax Collector is my favorite movie now just because

[@betterbetty3542]

You two are so freaking funny together! You’re the only thing making 2020 bearable.

[@sophisticatedgoose9739]

I always listen to these while doing my uni assignments, and,,,just,,,thank you.

[@oliviamanning1629]

they didn’t deny knowing what reddit is 😦

[@zachryan9525]

this is the only podcast where i watch the ads because they are actually entertaining and not basic

[@ethanalward2215]

Ive been here since before the pod started, never missed an episode, i love the content but i feel like we havent had a squatting 680 bit in a minute

[@nseuhbf6382]

Well in an attempt to give Shia a little bit of a break I recommend watching his 2019 movie Honey Boy. It's way better than The Tax Collector lmao

[@kanderson8965]

Yessss that was such a good movie... What was he was thinking with this one :(

[@kevbotroberts]

A spectacular film! Honey Boy is so brutal and honest, that movie absolutely blew me away! Highly recommend

[@nickasel5393]

I got my finger caught in a power strip once when i was like 12. It made me shake for like a fraction of a second before i pulled my finger out. House current won't kill you from a short shock, you'd have to be holding on for a while to get hurt.

[@jaedynbarrier1146]

same i did that in a wall outlet as a kid but it was like nothing lol just a lil buzz in my hand

[@sweetcorn8166]

in the book about Tesla inventing electricity it talked about a lot of weird interactions between metal...when he invented the x-ray his metal objects flew all around the room and his hair instantly turned grey. But ya a/c current is a lot safer than d/c..

[@katien.2834]

1:34 daaamn thats a whole "final destination" moment!!

[@elliesmith6774]

I don't think you can die from just wall power, it just shocks you and sometimes makes your heart skip a beat

[@RGB_V1]

The catering was Taco Bell and the Director "you guys like the food? Its really traditional Mexican food, right guys"

[@Nova-zm9vu]

best time of the week is when i get a notif for your guys podcast

[@anastaciaversace1983]

i been in quarantine and i been really watching all the episodes only think keeping me going 😫🤌🏼

[@ri2283]

You guys are my best friends because of quarantine so thanks.

[@grh6666]

This was the funniest yall have been in a minute

[@im_acandle4069]

4:50 am, this is how im starting my morning

[@raquelgonzalez3332]

Love this couple sm 😭💕

[@Stef23]

5am and this oddly soothes my anxiety. Thank you guys for making me laugh ❤️

[@lilianem6310]

cody from the front: 👨 cody when he turns his head: 🐴

[@Hzalre]

ya'll who disliked this video tf...

[@brodiebligh4828]

It was the big meat gang

[@shreyasprabhu3673]

Shia laboeuf

[@HashmanBez]

Yes the highlight of week is here

[@maisyrenee2361]

this feels like this seconds episode

[@marzkalicoart1307]

One morning I got to class early and plugged in my chromebook and the outlet was made of metal but I was touching the plastic plugin the whole time and my whole hand was shocked it for sure woke me up for class.

[@Ria-sd2ex]

Cody had that final destination moment 😲

[@Kiki.fg1010]

Every time I listen to their ads while I’m high they sounds like that kid in class that got called out to read but doesn’t know how to read

[@solbeckman]

49:33 Noel letting a bit of lizard slip out there

[@EastxxEnd]

Probably the only intro I never skip

[@regalsound28]

Love this podcast so much.

[@mariahcareyreal]

I needed this today... Also, the Tax Collector poster has a half naked lady and she's not even credited on the poster

[@artistana523]

“Vibes is a form of electricity”

[@RGB_V1]

You all need to make a skit about behind the scenes of filming 100% would be amazing

[@pinklaffytaffy]

no but imagine all your debt & student loans on someone’s chain

[@stuartmolinski580]

i had a wall socket next to my bed for a couple years that didn't have a covering on it (real safe i know) and one night i accidentally stuck my toe in it and i swear to god all the lights in the house flickered and i think i blacked out for a couple seconds lmao. Cody's chain story unlocked that repressed memory so thanks for that.

[@erickap4556]

So y’all need to do movie reviews starting today 😂😂😂 I’d for sure watch that lol

[@samhalls5452]

northern American plug sockets typically have the current of 120 volts, and a fatal shock can vary. its been known that people have survived 11,000 volt shocks.

[@lemonysnicket9460]

The Mark Wiens bit was the funniest stuff I’ve heard in a minute. Legit laughing my ass off.

[@pepsiman9840]

For some reason when they said michael phelps, I imagined tom brady talking about online therapy

[@winnievaughan7121]

Replaying Noel’s 36:55 laugh just to get a tiny drop of serotonin in my life

[@Karma-vy9rj]

I haven’t seen tax collector but the fact that it has a lower rotten tomatoes score than cats tells me all I need to know about it

[@rhiannonnewberry2429]

I can't with Cody singing "Lean Like a Cholo"

[@annao9778]

My kings provided me with extra serotonin today with this Tax collector review

[@antwaunw]

Imagine if all the jokes they made on the podcast were sketches. I feel like a network would buy that

[@orhanzekic4872]

Listening to them explaining this movie, while me not watching it, sounded like an lsd trip