Episode 154 - You Can't Leave Me!

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[@MrDdye29]

"Today's FREE episode" "ᵃʰʰ"

[@shirleysonsproductions6187]

“Today’s FREE episode” auahhh 😩😩

[@axaxaxaxxaaxxax7040]

Noel’s inner fboy

[@lizardking5439]

Felt that

[@hanalise546]

Noel's the kid who can't stop laughing when giving a class presentation.

[@Rectiifyy]

Lmao that’s me too

[@anawaz189]

Noel wouldn’t even give a real presentation he’d just do a stand up set lmao

[@1dr_wall769]

" *wheeze* 🤣😭 I'm sorry, I'm- *wheeeeeeeze* I can't 🤣🤣🥴 So anyway here's an ad break"

[@TheOroshisama]

Every time Noel or Cody tell a story that one isn't familiar with you can see the concentration on their faces making sure they don't get got

[@lukesanders6941]

I can’t wait for the next Malone brown

[@TheSphinxEdits]

@@lukesanders6941 malone brown who?

[@GaryPwner]

The ad reads on this podcast have big "Community college presentation that no one prepared for" energy

[@bigmurc]

1000000%

[@fkhan2006]

literally saw this same exact comment on a different podcast video

[@royal1323]

Cody is slowly evolving to his final dad form

[@yocelin0225]

facts

[@mental_case]

I think you mean grandfather, you gotta remember his age

[@royal1323]

Just wait until all his jokes are puns

[@Iron678Maiden]

Does this mean Kelsey is prego

[@christinaiverson2009]

@@Iron678Maiden no chili is their son

[@clare3961]

I had a terrible day. Ty for uploading todAYs frEE episode.

[@a1eyaaaaaaaaa]

same! hope ur feeling better:)

[@byronjoelrodriguez7295]

A-ah

[@roj6895]

Milky Lad The Lechuga Master peace

[@blushhhhmusic]

Same I felt the same way, school is a bitch

[@trashrat3204]

Ahhhh

[@Aliyarulz]

"really tickles me pink" ...ok Cody

[@jamesoglethorpe6676]

Really tickles my pink ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@lindseygray8672]

Andrés Peña it’s a figure of speech that means he likes it/thinks it’s funny!! Being “tickled pink” comes from when you laugh so hard that your face turns red

[@lumin9422]

Really tickles me asian

[@Iron678Maiden]

What a grandpa would say

[@gorpazorp7309]

@@lumin9422 my dude, are you over 60? Real racist vibes here Mr bagel

[@Sabrina45678]

It’s so funny watching Noel innocently say a word and then Cody thinks that Noel’s trying to get him, so you can see the wheels turning for the next 5 minutes as he tries to figure out what the punchline could be

[@minibowlo4909]

“I’LL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH hhaaaAAaAAAaAAAAAAAHHHHHHG” *proceeds to run off on a moped*

[@brendangallagher2313]

what an original comment😐😑

[@pixulita]

Yeah we all saw

[@Nova3482]

That reddit post literally sounds like Joe from You on Netflix

[@ceciliacisneros8426]

i dont know why but this podcast comes at the right time ALWAYS

[@zacharyavery6082]

Its cause it's your payday haha. It is for me

[@Mel-lb3zo]

Maybe your life sucks 24/7 :(

[@freshfrosco594]

Mel Smart facts :(

[@Val-jj7rg]

So are we still convinced that Noel isn't just a little Mexican after he said "Qué onda wey" a little bit too well?

[@ItBeAndrea]

I'm glad to see someone else picked up on this

[@evanreyes6366]

I thought he said he had hella Mexican homies back in HS

[@Val-jj7rg]

@@evanreyes6366 he did, but Ima just roll with him being Filipino because it just feels right.

[@chodsterfam3418]

@@Val-jj7rg he is filipino. someone found his sister on ig

[@restartonce1852]

Yea I'm pretty sure he's half white, half Filipino

[@adamw78]

I listen to this podcast while playing video games and I always have to immediately hit pause when my parents are walking downstairs. You never know what they’re bouta say

[@juliahebert1973]

just an observation: i’ve never seen noel and kelsey interact. think about it.

[@notzainab]

EXACTLY. I've never seen Kelsey and Aleena interact either

[@Stonedsapphic]

Zainab Chaudhry they played fall guys together, didn’t really talk though

[@notzainab]

@@Stonedsapphic what stream lol

[@juliahebert1973]

MJ i’m convinced they r the same person

[@labibajannat526]

Zainab Chaudhry I think one of the tour video they do aleena and Kelsey

[@janelle2310]

someone should make a compilation of cody's "no's" and noel's "bro's"

[@jojow.96]

Don’t forget to check out noels new sketch pack !!

[@fllufynacho2831]

“Definitely a writing prompt” head me dead

[@stevie.powers1514]

The mopad freakout happened like 3 mins from my college lmaooooo I'm in tears

[@michaela2129]

why does matthew mcconaughey talk at .5x speed

[@alium8339]

Michaela I can’t unhear it

[@preciousabang8233]

He doesn't let the world rush him. Just living at his own paceeee.

[@sahageboparai6780]

He’s not letting the tides of the worlds waves wash him away bro.

[@autumnalex9011]

“tickles me pink” oh my god

[@honeyrose299]

bro what's killing me is he didn't even use it right, it means like delighted

[@alium8339]

Muchma Quichi LMAOOO

[@autumnalex9011]

Muchma Quichi YOU’RE RIGHT OH MY GOD

[@a1eyaaaaaaaaa]

ugh i needed this. this day sucked

[@flachtsix]

Right there with ya

[@frankieadler7188]

stay safe buddy love u

[@supboi1734]

What’s up early birds and whats up if your late grab some popcorn and relax the week is almost over

[@ConstantVisual]

Sup Boi I stole some of my brothers peanut m&ms

[@Udontkno7]

this is nice dude. I just had some left over meatloaf for lunch. Life is good

[@d7b50]

@@Udontkno7 can’t allow you to spread the message of meatloaf being an acceptable mid day meal, even if the message is shrouded in wholesomeness, it’s just too dangerous to let this concept spread

[@rewi_the_kiwi]

But WHERE are the KNEES!!!

[@bellabrainrot3348]

imagine a podcast with just their knees on camera

[@estedaddy1552]

if i see one more person saying they're the kids who laugh when giving a class presentation...

[@cece10124]

You guys are what will be getting me thru this seasonal depression lol much appreciated

[@ohtrueyeahnah]

5:10 cody trying to figure out if he's getting malone brown'd or not

[@joselyn8604]

whos malone brown?

[@ohtrueyeahnah]

@@joselyn8604 0_0

[@nova692]

@@joselyn8604 O.O

[@antonio7098]

"¿Dónde empañadas?" - Cody Kolodziejzyk

[@anonymoussymposiumgoer]

Nate really put that ad there lmao. he deserves more credit for making the podcast even better

[@brianabenavides6521]

Noel saying “que onda wey” is not something I knew I needed in 2020

[@LYAR0]

25:18 "So you give me the bonus now?"

[@marianabg5171]

Today's FREE episode♡

[@mariaantonialisboa9725]

aaanh

[@neptune-fm522]

"What are those? Are those milkers?" -Cody

[@rosewatur2949]

They really pull through when you need them the most

[@seraphimos]

nice pfp 😏

[@CartierCasey]

When Cody said, “ahahaha” I felt that

[@laurakelly84]

noel lookin fresh af, as always ahaha

[@JumbieTravel]

I was listening on spotify and heard the guy freak out...holy crap.... that guy ._. is he okkkkk???? my god....

[@nh39791]

when are we finally gonna see what u guy are searching up?? what's stopping ur editor from just adding it in....not that hard

[@Bea-jl9lt]

Editor only adds what is screenshared

[@meo4053]

The scooter video sounds exactly like institutionalized by suicidal tendencies lmao

[@jackmattingly6780]

Holy shit

[@ThereaalSP]

LMAO IT DOES 😂

[@23secondsofsauce65]

anyone got the link for that?

[@TrentonF505]

Oh my God 😭

[@meo4053]

MF GLOOM kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqCpkJRmYpyrjLM

[@jessicarodriguezz4095]

no one is going to talk about codys "ill never snitch on u daddy" 29:47

[@borb4000]

Nobody: Cody: John Grizzum

[@sirenelectric143]

11:36 god I miss the days where you could do stupid embarrassing shit without someone recording it 😂

[@zoltan5508]

i appreciate yall so much bruh yall keep me up

[@spiderus2941]

legit saw that dude on reddit who had got out out jail, my first thouht was "wonder if he murdered someone?"... welp, now i know!

[@ryf3905]

IM NEVER GOOD ENOUGH *vroom*

[@christacamp3057]

my sister went to college and had classes with Connor, and every time you guys talk about him, it makes me feel even more bad for him

[@OleanderProducing]

I think Cody's face looks more and more like his dad's. It's just my observation as I myself started to look more like my mom after my twenties when before I resembled a little more my dad. And we are pretty much the same age. So this comment helps no one is just a brain fart from me.

[@neko10_91]

I play a tmg episode every time i go to sleep, and i fall asleep after few minutes. I'm glad i stayed up for this one. Been a while since last time i laughed this much

[@matchalatte9612]

I’m supposed to write my college essays but my future can wait

[@ryf3905]

i’m supposed to be studying for the SAT but my future can wait😔

[@notzainab]

same :(

[@rubenisapanic]

"So what if oak and mesquite were throwing a party at the lake house this weekend? Hehe... I'd go." *southern joker giggle*

[@user-vl2yd8gl3u]

“Speaking of” - noel

[@zeffery101]

Bruh, I’m watching noels stream rn!!!

[@kashieletienne5552]

where can find his stream ?😞😞

[@23secondsofsauce65]

@@kashieletienne5552 twitch at @noelmiller

[@lisatayne]

Matthew's little giggle literally made me laugh out loud!

[@asmrizzy1574]

It was the "Dónde empanadas" for me

[@polaerr]

highlight of the week once again.

[@gimmefeedback]

As I was falling asleep to this last night I missed when you guys said the post in the beginning wasn’t really about Jason Mamoma

[@hhomerss]

watching this on my laptop for the first time ever & i just realized that cody has freckles lol

[@lorbucky3492]

Your Swedish accents just had me inhale the muffin I was eating & straight up nearly die for like 15 mins.... wild

[@thethiccdictator7481]

“Being a Browns Fan: Dedicated to Losing.” Toronto Maple Leaf Fans (Myself included): Are we a joke to you?

[@nh39791]

and being a leafs fan is worse cause they give us hope by making the playoffs and then crashing and burning 😓

[@snottymane7042]

ay bro speak for yourself i'm a hurricanes fan

[@Mona-qu9ej]

thanks for the new episode, I listened to the last one 5 times

[@karleepritchard926]

Headed to my lunch break and saw this was uploaded. So happy 😊

[@circusjanitor]

Holy fuck dude the scooter tiktok killed me💀

[@benkilennit228]

I was high af watching this and accidentally started laughing like Giggles McConaughey

[@KikiChan_007]

Y'all have the best ad reads I've ever seen 👌🏼

[@haz1004]

Hell yeah just in time to do my makeup to this

[@indigolyon6916]

this first thing literally happened to me. this guy stalked me for years after i talked to him like 2 times.

[@garyravinsky3357]

Why does every girl have a story like this.. holy fuck

[@Daniel-oz6qu]

Hello again

[@alium8339]

nah bruh

[@garyravinsky3357]

@@dez3130 cashier is bad yeah but I almost feel like the servers I worked with had it worse. They can just straight up request to have you as a server and sit in your section all day and harass you and it's seen as part of the job

[@theoptimish1747]

Yesss I’ve been waiting for the Love Island talk 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@theatheistjew7303]

I had a shit if a day, and you guys never fail to make me smile. Thanks for doing what you do ✊

[@SofiluProductions]

the lollipop line almost made me pee myself

[@nicoler.4648]

Lmaoo this episode is the incel greatest hits

[@arlo_to]

This came right when I needed it

[@thatarcherkidjr5580]

Thanks for the reason not to get this assignment done 🤹

[@kieranfrancois7929]

Noel is on the brink of being an MMA Casual fr fr

[@DL-dh5ne]

CODY AND NOEL MY GF AND I LOVE YOU IM EARLY!!!!!

[@ryancornellier117]

I feel so bad for the guy on the Vespa but the way he screamed while pulling away killed me.

[@choo0327]

lmao the way that the KZbin captions censors the swear words

[@Yobubbas]

When your love is captivated by your motorcycle

[@annadalen7114]

My ex drove by on a vespa and stabbed a guy I know and that will never leave my mind

[@flachtsix]

You guys should make a video reviewing celebrity alcohol brands. Longbranch, Maison no. 9, Aviation Gin, etc.

[@thanos9597]

666k subs 😳

[@Losephos]

can we get another 'thats cringe' vid soon ty

[@grimreaperss]

nothin like a good chuckle matt, heheheheh

[@reagansmith9509]

makes my week

[@davidbegin2692]

Is it just me or am I the only one that loves when they talk about UFC

[@cassey1799]

Came to see if the ad was put in the right place lol

[@jhvibes3471]

Welcome back to another episode of black screen patreon link!

[@Greutter1999]

Yall need to watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days where Matthew McConaughey does in fact ride a vespa with a helmet on

[@littlemushie]

The tiktok of the guy screaming at the girl looks like borderline personality disorder. Intense fear of abandonment, lack of emotional regulation, and self sabotage. Its really so sad.

[@_mehdrawknows7740]

5:11 cody face, sent me, after hearing that name noel said lmao

[@yasmines.9625]

My dad and I are hardcore Detroit lions fans... it’s a rough life but a noble one😭

[@alexis_nichole]

my history teacher from last yr is a cleveland browns fan and we would make fun of it every class for like 30 minutes

[@user-qu7rg2eb7o]

Y’all really did Cody dirty in the thumbnail

[@TheWooka20]

"1885??? thats like prohibition era" -noel love it

[@andrewbabb1841]

Hey guys love the work

[@kailidoyle143]

the really funny thing is that the video of the guy on the scooter was in boston mass lmaooooo

[@MoneyChump]

I applo-gize for not being able to find the empanadas Cody

[@dalesmith4831]

i hope scooter boy feels better by now

[@brave.9560]

Doesn’t “tickles me pink” mean something like being elated by-

[@serpicopiu3591]

Yes

[@shaqvids5392]

Next Relationship advice:Male 31 have been cat fishing my wife think I’m “The Rock”but in reality I’ve been sending her pictures of Noel

[@connormckenzie9266]

Bruh really snapped on that moped 😳

[@TazzEdit]

I google Jason Momoa and now I have clinical depression... thanks a bunch TMG god