Episode 229 - Cody Takes a Lie Detector Test

Saturdays are back! This week Cody and Noel discuss the ongoing war in Ukraine, joke about their recent trip to an animal farm, and dive deep into Kanye’s release of Donda 2.
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[@julie91295]

The level of Cody as a people pleaser is so extreme that if the situation calls for it, he would literally stick his arm up a cow's ass... Not bc he wants to... bc he felt like he should or else it would be rude LMAOOOO I cannot

[@erin1912]

we canadians don’t like disappointing people lol

[@dachanel2076]

He's Canadian, duh

[@quoopsie]

this podcast becomes more and more of a fever dream every episode

[@Ale-uk5vz]

THEY REALLY DID THE KICK IN THE BALLS LIE DETECTOR LMAO

[@kike6359]

LMAO THEY REALLY DID THE KICK IN THE BALLS LIE DETECTOR LAMO LMAO

[@lanadelslay69]

@@kike6359 u good

[@SydneyKong]

LMAOOOO

[@josephgoldberg2392]

They follow through on so many bits! It’s crazy!

[@withcharlie6059]

I didn't know a kick in the balls lie detector was so common its already labeled "the" kick in the balls lie detector

[@Riff_III]

a tmg cold open is unmatched

[@erthrise8974]

Everyone talking about the ball kicker test but no one’s gonna say how fkin awesome the new ad was

[@josiesenneff3600]

I’m sorry, I have to… Ad***

[@erthrise8974]

@@josiesenneff3600 pls forgive

[@josiesenneff3600]

@@erthrise8974 I forgive you, young one 🙏🙏 But you have much to learn.

[@islabee94]

Yes! That was fucking fire

[@MrIplaybaseball]

They got Candice, Ligma, and Among Us all in one

[@Nat-Turkevich]

Starting to think Cody is a pathological liar… the boot is never wrong

[@justincruz5720]

Jared’s revenge.

[@timmysleftnutsack5075]

@@justincruz5720 LMFAOOO

[@fromth3garden]

@@justincruz5720 LOL

[@ilytwon]

Noel: “I just came” Cody: “Hey guys let’s take a second to thank the sponsor of todays episode. Seat Geek!”

[@kiaras.5200]

That was so funny lmaoooo

[@liberty6140]

Petition for the release of this “secret” fear facing video that Cody and Noel don’t want to upload

[@doofwarrior5116]

It’s not that they don’t wanna upload it they prob don’t own the footage or some shit like that, sounds like they were shooting something for another company or something. I rlly hope whatever it is gets released still

[@loganmoody6957]

they should’ve used the blowfish gag sound over cody grunting while getting kicked in the balls 😂

[@esqueleto-rx2cf]

Someone needs make an edit lmao

[@sportluver98]

PLEASE

[@nicholasfonseca3524]

“Yea I just came” HEY GUYS WE WANNA TAKE A QUICK BRAKE

[@togu_mak245]

They went from ball bustin' to cow fisting to the war in ukraine

[@marcusash7]

That’s the banter we tryna hear 👂 Im glad Noel got the ankles out too

[@marcusash7]

@Manuela Montuori bro whats good? def not steez, I said no paparazzi

[@ab-vl1rq]

Especially with the lie detecor bit, it's so cool to see how TMG has evolved into a show/production, yet is still as funny and authentic as it was 3+ years ago

[@dazjebuchanan6477]

I was just thinking this!!

[@yadsewnde8699]

The crew laughing will forever be funny to me 😂 elevates every joke

[@wendybijellberg]

listening to this podcast while cooking breakfast was the worst decision i've ever made 🤩🤩🤩

[@hanlitwin]

saturdays are back was the biggest lie

[@user-wo3yd5ke4s]

No one cares

[@user-wo3yd5ke4s]

No one cares

[@wendybijellberg]

@@user-wo3yd5ke4s thanks

[@kenwood908]

No one cares

[@nonkers]

Noel looking in the mirror: “damn I’m glowing” while being enveloped in an insane amount of light from a nuke

[@thebigshep]

That was unironically the best merch ad I've ever seen, full stop

[@lucky950]

Noel: wears carhartt almost every episode Also Noel: gags at palpating cows

[@zukoHD]

in california wearing carhartt really just means ur prob from somewhere in-between lompoc and simi valley. and you prob fucked at least one horse girl. nothing else can be assumed really. Oh wait and you probably partake in dip to at least a social level. just what i remember from my highschool experience.

[@zukoHD]

but noels canadian so idk, its prob just a canadian thing eh

[@Duanette]

What fucking shirt is Noel wearing, i can't find it anywhere.

[@shonyhq1142]

I could tell from the start this would be a banger.

[@angelghtimmy22]

Special hand shake😁👉👌

[@asali4348]

okay but in all seriousness the commercial for the merchandise was hilarious and very well done

[@mimi__18773]

Cody sounded like he was getting pegged

[@BriceBeak]

He borderline was getting pegged

[@zxs4113]

Like the cow?

[@drmario30]

dude getting pegged is honestly the best 👌🏼

[@ethanking8556]

this was the best cold open hands down

[@bettyboyd7907]

"you like food?" "a bit too much sometimes." he says, with crumbs on his lips

[@declanwarde9085]

A lot of shows/podcasts struggle with expanding into a bigger franchise at the cost of the originality and core of the production. TMG really are just different. I don’t know how they do it. Massive props to everyone that works on this show.

[@twentysix1230]

They make is seem soo flawless

[@Jermsjerm.]

Damn, Cody is starting to look 5’ 10 on that stand 🦒

[@babyfacecoolguy6421]

The whole time they spoke about "project they were working on", I was imagining it was a "perverse family" scene and that made that bit of the pod 10x funnier to me

[@brandierae5506]

I swore that the bit they bleeped was ‘we made a porn’ and so for the whole next minute i was losing my mind

[@younghex9577]

Y'all should watch this episode while on the toilet to truly experience this episode the way it was meant to be experienced

[@Will_022]

watching on the toilet currently

[@erin1912]

@@Will_022 same

[@laurenlala6717]

The lobster bit will never die and I'm all here for it

[@TheSimplyCooking]

Unlike the lobster 🦞

[@zcskizombiesr.5509]

I love how Cody and Noel look so different, but they both look very good.

[@fazechaboinky]

bro the ad placement on the pod lately has been amazing, shits like a cliffhanger every time. yall going from a detailed story of a lady being shoulder deep in the back of a cow to -“hello everyone we’d like to thank babbel for sponsoring todays podcast” felt greater than any cliffhanger cinema could bring me 🙏

[@GoodnessGreycious0]

Cody’s worst nightmare: Sometimes when horses get sick (colic), the vet has to go in shoulder deep and manually drag all the shit out for the horse.

[@gemmafeltovich6130]

why would u tell me this.

[@sarahgalley624]

real horse girl shit

[@rektanglex]

@@sarahgalley624 real white girl lifestyle 🤩

[@neegas3490]

💀

[@coletestermann]

Gotta put Cody in front of that lie detector while doing an ad for the skylight frame

[@HannaMathis]

To help people in Ukraine: go on etsy & change your preferences to only sellers in Ukraine. purchase a downloadable item that way they don’t think they have to send anything. if you purchase a physical item, leave a note letting them know you’re not expecting an actual product & that is a donation. they get paid out 3 days after the payment is sent i believe.

[@brivvr]

Bruh

[@ac3tate909]

@@brivvr seriously Way better ways to help than buying a lamp

[@HannaMathis]

@@ac3tate909 most definitely there’s better ways, but this is just one of the ways you can try & support a person/family. do you have any advice on how to help? :)

[@brivvr]

@@ac3tate909 frrr

[@brivvr]

Can you give me a way to help the people in Syria Afghanistan 🥺🥺🥺

[@terribleidea4872]

Cody now canonically enjoy DnB torture thats good to know

[@armstrong.r]

I'd gladly torture myself with DnB, shit slaps

[@sadmermaid]

Love UKF

[@kyransawhill6650]

Dungeons and Baggins.

[@33up24]

drumNbass or CBT? Both are great tho

[@waterbottle2566]

almost all of the russian soldiers in ukraine right now didn't sign up for the military - one full year of military service is OBLIGATORY in Russia for young men as soon as they turn 18 or after they finish their college or university education, so most of the russian soldiers are 18-23 year old boys who never ever wanted to serve, but they are obligated to fight the war that is NOT supported by anyone in russia

[@ac3tate909]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXavpZRvgrGCsMk Incorrect

[@DaisyBallz]

ok but wrong place dude

[@mccheezy6375]

Very random and not at the same time

[@natecrandall3130]

best intro possibly ever in tmg history

[@BJo-jj2uk]

Cody’s leg the whole time sitting down: ⬅️↘️↙️➡️

[@nootnootnootok]

Watching the episode 12mins after it drops feels like we’re at a live show

[@davidjavier2152]

During the cow bit, I was too busy laughing to gag

[@juliaa.4102]

liquid death saved me the other day when i was throwing up on the side of a road. was the only thing that was carbonated and not sweet at the rest stop - thanks cody!

[@hqb5276]

Damn I feel bad that you guys aren’t able to talk outside of the podcast. It’s a lot like Rhett & Link.

[@kaleighquinn4920]

Why arent they allowed to talk?

[@hqb5276]

@@kaleighquinn4920 it’s not that they aren’t allowed. They feel the need to avoid talking about anything so they can save it for the podcast. Rhett & Link have said a similar thing many times. They don’t want to waste any material so they avoid talking about things casually. It’s all business until the podcast.

[@piercethelidia]

whoever did the cuts for the ad breaks deserves a raise bc jesus christ did going from “i just came” and “the human centipede” to an ad kill me

[@jeremyamac]

the tmg studios branding is way better that it has any right to be lol

[@trissc6855]

I dunno man it's a flying saucer, it has a right to be that dope

[@rowanwalch5284]

These are business men. They’re smart dudes who know how to market themselves, they must have a great marketing adviserz

[@IronBat918]

that parody commercial promo is gold lmao

[@MexicanJesus1998]

Almost spit my coffee when Cody said “I blacked out for a second… I was like ‘I dont wanna remember this…’”

[@leaf8227]

this is just codys way of getting out of having children

[@morganspourskoller63]

I also love watching them do an Aussie accent coz we really do sound like that

[@sadmermaid]

Aww nauuuur kaaarnnt

[@doingmybest5518]

Every now and then Cody says something so insanely white, it reminds me that he is after all a person lacking pigment, and I appreciate it bc it always makes me laugh

[@phoenixx6490]

Fisting Cows sounds like a good band name for you guys

[@101Kalamazoo]

The merch commercial was brilliant, kudos to whoever pitched that idea!

[@frostdotexe]

Noel Try Not To Wear Carhartt Challenge (HARD EDITION)

[@jonahvallejos2291]

2022 has has some absolute gold moments from these two lol

[@eelyaj]

I haven’t listened in to a TMG pod in quite a damn while, I forgot how fucking hilarious you two are & your story telling 🤣🤣🤙🏽

[@asali4348]

the last few episodes have been so funny pls keep em coming

[@MalcomQueneau]

Right up there with the best cold opens of the podcast.

[@keegs_theking]

100% they filmed a fear factor and it’ll never see the light of day 😂

[@deltamoose8946]

ONE OF THE BEST OPENING SKITS IVE EVER SEEN. they kill it every time

[@jenrivera5893]

tmg merch designs are truly some of the best. *Only request: can yall do some zip-up hoodies??*

[@marcusash7]

A zip up with a small tmg studios logo like Nike, adidas and champion do it, I’d buy every colour bro

[@MidwestAF2]

That opening had the same vibes as a special news report “Ladies and gentlemen, we have some important news to pass along”

[@kinto7635]

that intro felt like a 2012 smash bit in the weirdest n best way possible

[@Openmouthstef]

Noel:”I just came” Cody:”We’d like to thank our sponsor Seatgeek”

[@Girlblogger-vx3bz]

I kept refreshing waiting for this all day

[@zonarde]

they should install a gloved hand under cody’s seat for 50 episodes and any time he lies the glove moves up 1cm until it touches his womb

[@trissc6855]

"After the wrist it just slides in" Cody Ko, 2022

[@reoakiodesu]

WOMB????

[@someone-vk6gk]

@@reoakiodesu right

[@Madderthanjoker]

The fact that they said cussy for a cow's meat wallet had me rolling. Real twitch degenerates know that cussy stands for car snatch LUL

[@magnussmith9733]

51:51 exactly what Gary Vee got from featuring on your podcast. It was a great episode, but lets not forget all his villian-like acts

[@PlanetGaming1337]

We all know the show they were on was the new perverse family episode. Living the dream boys!

[@addieholder5082]

17:10 that poor snake dude, it was probably terrified and angry

[@monochlome]

the 'we believe you' tagline is giving 'we hear for you' from tom's presentation in succession

[@red_seamus8119]

NOW THIS IS THE CONTENT I'M HERE FOR

[@Gamooch]

Wow what an episode, great opening and the ad for merch was impeccable production 👌

[@laurenbirch1498]

Favorite podcast! You guys are awesome😄🥳

[@monochlome]

the several shots of cody got me hysterical

[@cmsoktis]

was drinking a cream-colored smoothie at the moment the cow shit grabbing was described followed by the retching. thank you for inducing a horrific few moments where I had to hold back throw up. it did not ruin my day but it was visceral.

[@monochlome]

13:21 that ad cut couldn't be more perfect 😭😭😭

[@mariad6573]

this is probably my favorite podcast they ever done

[@funkymoosechops]

I ate my dinner just as soon as the cow skit started. If not for my backround in cattle, I would''ve lost it. Laughed my nuts off tho.

[@nickjohnson1698]

I was at the dining hall while listening to the cow story. I proceeded to stare at my pulled pork sandwich in disgust for 25 minutes before just giving up and leaving.

[@paricerayne6713]

Noel knowing Cody’s actual fav food is bibimbap LMAO

[@jessiejames9927]

when I heard arm length gloves with a cow I knew exactly what was gonna happen 😂😂😂😂

[@mimi__18773]

NOELS SKIN IS GLOWING

[@bread1544]

Had a fun time eating while watching this

[@Douglas.kong33]

I ate my dinner to the cow asshole part with 0 hesitation

[@Iyanluh]

This really might be the best episode yet

[@aristocratic]

I'm so early that Cody hasn't lied yet

[@anarose9689]

New merch and ad is sick, definitely gotta cop

[@wat5709]

This might be the single greatest intro to a tmg podcast in the history of its existence

[@cristinaalbuja5093]

THE AD WAS AMAZINGG

[@pixiestix6650]

I swear this is the best podcast ever

[@Valliew97]

woah the merch bit in the beginning is really creative and cool

[@1Dlovver]

Appreciate that ad placement when they were talking bout the nukes

[@CallMeThrasher_]

Best epi in a min, good stuff boys eh

[@feliz1443]

The guy who plays robert dinkleberg is gold. He should be a new character in the tmg universe if he wasn't already

[@fuku1331]

truly excellent content

[@monochlome]

the cow bit has got to be the best nominee for an animated short

[@Lilyb3333]

HAHAHHAhaha omg Cody that looked painful af. Thanks for the content

[@jenniferruiz8915]

so glad they ruined my saturday with this episode, thanks guys❤ them actually dry heaving lmaoooo😭😂

[@ZoeTTJJ]

Cooking breakfast while listening to this was an amazing choice!!!!!! Now i can stay under my 200 cal limit

[@armstrong.r]

The cow story had me rollin lmao

[@laurenalderman9660]

Jesus your merch is so good lol I fucking love it. So unique the way it's delivered unlike other KZbinrs. You can tell you guys actually put in effort

[@debbiecovey6323]

Your video kept me alive tonight

[@jacobleone7411]

Idk if this is serious or not, but you always got the TMG family

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug9894]

Cody should have that lie detector during ad reads