This Conservative Cartoon is Hilariously Unfunny

[@Snarl_Marx]

Tbh, as a nonbinary person, if someone just straight up called me "pronoun" I'd probably piss my pants laughing.

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

I CRIED LAUGHING WHEN HE SAID THAT ITS THE FUNNIEST PART OF THE WJOLE THINGS NSJFJSHEHFJ

[@chozolady]

AAAHHA

[@Gustoberg]

"HEY, HEY PRONOUN, OVER HERE!"

[@itsthejavavoid]

my new pronouns are pro/noun

[@Brain-dead-gamer]

ok, you pronoun. /j ofc

[@Maximum5095]

An angel is born every time someone makes gay fanart of a conservative TV show Edit: hello to the ace attorney fans in the replies.

[@atti-tube]

real

[@pixelgnarp]

REAL

[@Lucia-ct2sj]

Aww :)

[@sobhammy]

Truuu

[@anotherlonelychannel2076]

wish it was real, that'd be nice

[@hunta3694]

Safe space to laugh? Thought conservatives hated safe spaces. Hm…

[@SplooTheAlien]

nah fr, it’s the opposite of a safe space, it’s just another echo chamber 😂

[@jonathonwallen]

A safe space to be a bigot without being cancelled I guess. Regardless, conservatives make no sense and they are just liberals at the end of the day except openly racist.

[@chozolady]

@VVillleseek therapy

[@carlstownofficial8898]

Seek as to why the pink elephant has not been addressed in almost a month

[@shlokshah5379]

It's such a double thing. I don't believe in safe spaces but if you get one I get one(to be openly racist) on. If you are oppressed I too am oppressed.

[@mythcat1273]

Genuinely so sick and tired of the "furries think they're animals" thing, and I'm not even a furry. It's like looking at someone who likes to knit and saying they identify as a ball of yarn

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

SAME!!!! Anti-furries are such fucking losers omg...

[@the-postal-dude]

i remember watching a trixie mattel video and she said something like "if somebody dresses up as a pirate on halloween, does it mean they hate themselves and they want to be a pirate?" and that perfectly exemplifies how stupid conservatives are about both furries and drag queens

[@xg2513]

I always say it’s like saying all drag queens must identify and be actual women, because they put on woman character costumes.

[@Mostly_Roblox]

Exactly, they're not dogs, they're mascots in training

[@makenziedoestaxes]

as someone who knits, i dont "identify" as a ball of yarn. i AM a ball of yarn.

[@YoungRebelRoyalty]

I AM SO TIRED OF CONSERVATIVES THINKING ALL IN THE FAMILY WAS A CONSERVATIVE SHOW. THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW HIMSELF SAID HE WANTED CONSERVATIVES TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THEMSELVES. HE ACTIVALEY FOUGHT AGAINST THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT IN HIS LIFETIME. HOW DARE THEY NAME AND MODEL THE SHOW AFTER HIM!!!

[@greg6500]

That creator over estimated the conservative audience.

[@fancykarlmarx]

@@greg6500lol it’s not hard to do. It’s why the right wing media grift is so easy to exploit. You can just make shit up to make them mad and they’ll throw $ at you.

[@KalinTheZola]

this is proof media literacy has always been dead

[@Sugarman96]

I've only ever seen a snippet here and there, but I could tell Archie was supposed to satirize conservative old men who are stuck in the past.

[@KalinTheZola]

@@stephaniehillssawyer don't engage just report

[@mythcat1273]

My favorite part of these shows is how they overestimate how sensitive the "woke left" is so much that the extent of their "offensive" humor is just "Look! A trans person!(insert laugh track here)"

[@bunnyellabell]

yeah, when we just ???? the whole time because WHERE'S THE JOKE ?

[@eko9554]

They’ll get offended when there’s a trans character even if that’s what people were asking for. Remember when Baymax the tv series a spin off of Big Hero 6 came out?

[@talynhastime9343]

At a certain point we as “lefties” know the old tired jokes. It’s not offensive in the sense that it makes us angry or insults us, because it’s so… creatively bankrupt and tedious. It gives my brain the same absence of humor as the “orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” joke that every 5 year old knows. South Park is funny. Family Guy can be funny. Brandon Rogers is funny. King of the Hill is funny. None of these “conservative animated comedy series” are funny. It’s just.. blah.

[@greg6500]

@@bunnyellabell HAH HAH HAH this person is different HAH HAH HAH they aren't like me. Thats it.

[@urubudopix976]

fr, mfs be like "legalize humor" bitch humor IS legal you're just bad at it 😭💀

[@slickboyist]

You just KNOW that theyre gonna chop up all the hate of the show as "succeeding in triggering the liberals", even though NOBODY on either side finds it funny. As a trans person i was not offended by a single joke, but the cringe it caused me almost triggered me into cardiac arrest.

[@Mixxarole]

LITERALLY I laughed the whole time though I’ll tell you that (laughter of immaturity and enjoyment in the cringe) being trans and watching transphobic things is funny to me I don’t know why 😭

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

literally the _only_ reason im mad is because they claim to be “the new South Park” when I know damn well they could NEVER live up 2 the amount of skill and dedication that Matt and Trey have as writers,,(I am also nd and hyperfixing on sp rn so that prob also adds to it😍)

[@Pixelusually]

The problem is theyll also take everyone laughing at it and loving it ironically as actual love for the show

[@yurisei6732]

That's what conservatives think is funny - conservatives don't really do anything except angrily, so their laughter is angry too.

[@annettedelorean706]

it's so tired, its not even creative. Too cringe to even make fun of. They redrew the All in the Family living room and tried to make an Archie Bunker character, missing the point of the original show. I remember that as an old.

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

"You see, he's black, so it's okay when he's racist against Native Americans!" As a Native American, I'm honestly used to it, but still tired lol

[@annamittal8319]

Yeah agreed. Pitting minority races against each is typical of white supremacists.

[@milessolomon4864]

An Ojibwe teacher pal of mine told me that when she tried speaking out about how the district was appropriating her culture without actually understanding it, she was ostracized as a troublemaker because the district only wanted lip-service to Native Americans. For a while, they just had other people of color (not Native Americans), teach students and staff about Native American practices. Specifically, the concept of circle discussions and their purposes, among other things. Then the district had the gall to complain about having no Native American teachers, when in actuality, they were pushing them out.

[@TheNerd781]

@VVillle holy shit man what the fuck

[@the-postal-dude]

as a west asian, i feel you... casual racism is more tiring than being called slurs atp

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

@@the-postal-dude I can only imagine 😭 It's easier to defend yourself against stuff that's openly aggressive, people can just call you sensitive for more casual aggressions smfh

[@xoxomiha]

i think it's funny as fuck that the new norm hates trans people changing their pronouns but respects twitter being called x now (sorry your house flooded kurtis hope it's all good)

[@sketchystrawberry302]

I love deadnaming twitter

[@jenniferp4612]

How's that even remotely the same 🤣

[@SplooTheAlien]

that’s exactly what i thought lmaooo! I personally refuse to use twitters new prounouns! 😤🇺🇸🦅

[@sukonmakok]

We stay deadnaming twitter in this household 💯💯

[@Maquenaz]

Twitter became woke and changed pronouns

[@dinosaurdirtbag]

i have so many headcanons for the characters in these stupid conservative shows. for exmaple, one is that norm was previously a drag queen in the 80s but tries to distance himself from it whatsoever because of toxic masculinity

[@username5741]

ok I can see it

[@IanIan-fg1lq]

Yes.

[@Howeydoit]

Yeah he's got the sass

[@narryatlas766]

im taking that hc for myself ty

[@dinosaurdirtbag]

@@narryatlas766 LOL i also hav one where (daughtername)'s mole is actualy fake and she drsws it on with makeup to match norm!!

[@talynhastime9343]

South Park has already perfected the “making fun of both sides” formula. The issue is these “make comedy legal again” people behind Mr Birchum and New Norm is that they want the license to make fun of liberals and lgbt and ‘woke’ stuff *without* turning that same lens back on themselves.

[@thejuiceking2219]

the issue isn't even that, the issue is they're not even very good at criticising liberals

[@321hackertime5]

Their jokes is fucking “hahaha your different” which isn’t even a joke

[@glamrockfoxy6667]

It really woke

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

and that is why they are pathetic enough to even try to compare themselves to South Park. Matt and Trey are talented. That’s the difference.

[@everythingwillbefinecami]

Funny cause that's the only thing they're actually doing lol

[@quandaredevil]

your tour bus burnt down and then your house flooded. I’m scared to know what the wind and earth have planned for you kurtis

[@traumatizedamericanrat]

Hurricane and then being buried?

[@AlqhemyA]

i especially dont wanna know what fire has planned

[@Vincent_therealone]

Honestly ironic that they try to shittalk trans and nonbinary people and make the nonbinary person the coolest looking one

[@BingusLover45]

We stan nonbinary Chaz here

[@TheChaoticAsexual]

Another ridiculous thing with the cartoon that they kinda skim over: Norm DID threaten the school board. And while the average audience for this might agree with the ideology that led him to doing so, making serious threats is still a crime. So yeah, it’s not exactly surprising he’s on house arrest if he was threatening the lives of actual people

[@TheChaoticAsexual]

Like they don’t specify what exactly he threatened but based on my own experiences with school board meetings and what I’ve seen on the news (as well as the type of character Norm seems to be) threatening some type of violence doesn’t seem out of the question which again would justify the house arrest response

[@jack-a-lopium]

Norm is basically a domestic torrerist... hiwwawious! It's funny because he's a grown adult who isn't allowed to go near schools... like, that's the joke, that's their joke, that's the type of person they want everybody to aspire to be

[@AlexSheMakes]

Also when the minor doesn't want to commit a crime they get mad??? Also hello fellow ace ❤

[@AceTurbo59]

🖤👽🤍💜 your username 🫶

[@Randomjackass135]

Actual people?

[@slickboyist]

A competent writer needs to come along and make a show as abysmal of an agenda as this, and then halfway through turns into existential horror, the characters realizing theyre stereotypes being puppeteered by higher political interests beyond their reality, attempting to break free from their radical right programming.

[@justemmalyn7934]

I'm so invested lol

[@stjoco]

Now this I could get behind

[@The_Top_Hat_2]

hell yea i would watch that

[@glamrockfoxy6667]

The New Norm is too woke thx to Elon Musk

[@rabio02]

this is basically the (initial) premise of moral orel😭

[@queenbe420]

When Norm's friend got violent because Chaz couldn't drink had me rolling "I can't drink I'm underage." "HOW DARE YOU CUT MY SON'S WEINER OFF" Like holy hell man lol

[@seisner6655]

I find it insane that I was somehow expected not to be on Chaz's side there? After they refuse a beer and a guy starts screaming and walking aggressively towards them causing them to panic and hide? Was I suppose to laugh at them for being a "pussy" or something? I really don't get it.

[@manta-rayz]

conservatives when a minor follows the most basic law in america 😧😧😧😧😧😧🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@SwellStuff483]

Are we’re supposed to view the friend as being in the right in that situation. Beyond laughable.

[@samantoniak1657]

That was the only funny part

[@the-postal-dude]

love how conservative logic is "a minor can drink alcohol, a depressant that can cause them to get addicted and make choices that potentially hurt (and even kill) themselves and people around them... but they can't choose to use different terminology for themselves or change the way they express themselves! that's grooming!"

[@geekinator_3.0]

Why the frick did this anti-woke cartoon make a non binary character so cool? I feel like the writers don't even know what their supposed to be making fun of.

[@the-postal-dude]

to conservatives, it's lame to look interesting LOL

[@pearlboyscasette]

the only thing i’ll criticize about their character is that nonbinary people usually have really cool style, they kind of walk around in a potato sack but whatever floats their boat

[@HylianFox3]

"the writers don't even know what their (sic) supposed to be making fun of.' Bingo

[@manta-rayz]

these people made the most badass nonbinary character design of 2024 and expected the queers to Not go crazy over it?? Chaz's hair matches their earrings matches their mask. This is peak queer fashion

[@stjoco]

I was thinking this too!!

[@dorongrossman-naples9207]

They're pretty cute for a character that looks like they were made with Picrew

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@dorongrossman-naples9207 this is a grave insult to Picrew, i would say they're pretty cute for a character that looks like they were made with GoAnimate

[@maopark]

@@TurbopropPuppy GOANIMATE HELP- 😭

[@embrixcandray6073]

We NEED Chaz cosplays NOW

[@dinonid1234]

I like that they keep calling them “nonbinary Chaz,” like it’s all their name.

[@genericname2747]

I mean, that's a pretty good nonbinary name

[@itsthejavavoid]

"congrats ma'am, what would you like to name your child?" "Nonbinary Chaz."

[@HylianFox3]

Maybe their full name is Non Binary Chaz, I like the idea of their first name just being "Non"

[@genericname2747]

@@HylianFox3 Their name used to be Binary Chaz. They added the Non later

[@ClymenetheFox]

These people think the Government is just HANDING OUT TWINKS??!! 😂

[@ellisr.kinnear164]

I want my government mandated twink :(

[@pearlboyscasette]

omg i wish i want one

[@Random-sk6hm]

AustinShow is RUNNING here

[@sv_cheats1]

i wish

[@lindsaymng]

what if we got you a big straw so you could suck up all the water in ur house

[@FocubREAL]

That’s smart

[@embrixcandray6073]

sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrppppppp

[@Zombiez_N_Dollz]

This guy needs a Nobel Piece Prize for this amazing revelation

[@siriloveyou2653]

Harvard's calling

[@danajoe3489]

anything for our mayor 🫡

[@Samashroom]

The premis of the New Norm show reminds me of a homophobic propaganda video from Russia "Гей на передержке" that went viral over Russian internet a while ago. It basically was "If you don't vote, any other president will allow a random gay guy live rent free with you". The funny part is that even in our homophobic environment this thing was ridiculed and mocked as an abomination of a concept. And years later these guys make an animated show about it.

[@staticlux]

am i the only person who can see its CLEARLY satire? i’m literally trans and gay and it’s clearly not meant to be offensive toward us it’s more like “look how absolutely dumb yall look when you act like this when it literally doesn’t effect you”

[@bbqmeandyoustinkypinkypewp4298]

ХАХАХ ДА.....

[@Anunnamedtank]

Don't translate... poijoi;hsohso;ijhuibfilubhdelihiulshuilhliushulihsluihsuils

[@hellguh]

do you remember another one from not too long ago (предвыборный ролик Харитонова из КПРФ), iirc it was named “Future of Russia”? it was godawful

[@elsie-w3z]

@@Samashroom you mean properganda?

[@wowie_206]

I like how the dog being an emotional support dog means that that one character no longer is allergic to it.

[@grimmithkitten1700]

Right? Could've said the dog was hypoallergenic 😭

[@joshuatutanes4191]

The interpretation is either that Chaz stopped being allergic to the dog because it was an emotional support dog or because it was a fellow non-binary. Either way, it's really dumb.

[@NerdyAntichrist]

Headcannon for this shitty show Chaz is allergic to dogs, and was going to ask them to keep it outside the house, but decided to put up with it since it's an emotional support animal

[@NicoEdgy]

I think that was meant to be a joke or something

[@OddHominum]

This happened to me when I realized peanuts had good politics

[@mynameIwantistaken]

Idk if it got lost amongst the rest of the nonsense for other people but it stood out to me that in the new norm they made the choice to say men and then girls instead of saying men/women or boys/girls.

[@BismuthKaiju]

This stuck out to me too. The misogyny goes crazy in conservatives heads.

[@Sticker_By_NCT_127]

Funny how that was the only part that offended me, and _”coincidentally”_ it was the only part where they weren’t even trying to be offensive

[@MeghanBean]

Saaaame lol

[@dorongrossman-naples9207]

They were 100% trying to imply some kind of pedo shit.

[@SplooTheAlien]

brooo that’s so weirddd

[@elisabethgrace117]

Tour bus catches on fire, house floods, this guy can’t catch a break 😭😭

[@Sticker_By_NCT_127]

He also lost all of his luggage when he went to Australia to tour

[@zomystar]

the elements hate kurtis

[@wouldntyouliketoknowweathe9431]

Man, if he only had the flood when the bus was on fire

[@milloe]

Why are people so mad when other people actually feel comfortable to express themselves and to become the person they feel is right? Like why are people so pressed????

[@anotherlonelychannel2076]

Well, the fear that it will affect them in a bad way if someone around them is that way? /neutral

[@stjoco]

I always wonder if there’s an element of jealousy or resentment that they feel they’ve not been allowed to be themselves to that extent and have fit themselves into the “box” society has assigned them, and so everyone should.

[@anotherlonelychannel2076]

@@stjoco It can be the case for a part of them. And there can be any other case for other parts. Or it can be one of the reasons that are mixed together. So of course it is possible.

[@aeolianthecomposer]

"For the privileged, equality feels like opression"

[@Icommitwarcrimestoo]

Its like WHY DO THEY EVEN CARE?? do they genuinely not have anything else to think about?

[@silly_little_scrunkly]

its so weird cuz when trump got shot, i was at a fucking Cavetown and Mother Mother concert. and then when biden pulled out of the election, i was at my grandma's 99th birthday. anyway, my grandma for president 2024

[@the-postal-dude]

this is the most tiktok coded comment i have seen in a while 😭

[@ethanmiller3200]

Just a little longer to outlive Kissinger

[@willow_is_dumb]

thats iconic tbh (saki pfp spotted)

[@gabriellegunvik4377]

Late _happy birthday_ to your grandma!

[@elsie-w3z]

i literally saw a youtube short edit of trump getting shot and the comments were like “so iconic” 😭 i cant

[@Sticker_By_NCT_127]

“Iconic” has to be the funniest adjective to describe the incident 😭😭

[@aurnamii]

@@Sticker_By_NCT_127it was so camp!😍

[@Chase_the_Great]

So Vincent-coded VanGoghmaxxing! 🥰

[@leoklechao]

Marc Zuckerberg said it made him very emotional and said the picture was "the most Badass thing he's seen in years" 😂

[@puffd4nny]

For one time, I hope it was bots

[@nameillprobablyregret6533]

The new norm creators really said 'what if we make show thats basically a family argument at Thanksgiving dinner and literally nothing else'

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

Conservatives: You can't even make jokes anymore because people are offended by eveything! The jokes they want to make:

[@BingusLover45]

They've always been making those jokes it's just that no one thinks it's funny

[@qwerty.44]

If they showed that pilot to any actual network, they would be rejected so fucking hard. It seems like it was made by 9 year olds whose dads left on FOX.

[@HerOwnKnife]

"back with another milksh- HEEEELP HEEELP MEEEE HEEEELP" we all scream in unison

[@pixelinnie]

back with another milksh- HEEEELP HEEELP MEEEE HEEEELP

[@Snail.Slurpee]

back with another milksh- HEEEELPPPPPP! HEEEEEEEEEELP! HEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE, HEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPP!!

[@sbjb12]

back with another milksh- HEEEELP HEEELP MEEEE HEEEELP

[@Snail.Slurpee]

@VVillle okay I won’t lol

[@bramvanharen689]

​@VVillletryna strike a cord and its probably..

[@FrshChees91]

That "GIVE" button looks like the fake button on sketchy download sites that gives you a virus.

[@aceofheartzxaver1366]

nope it literally just does an error 404

[@thesecrethistoryy]

love sitting down with my food and seeing my mayor posted 1min ago. thank you for saving me from the half hour deciding what to watch kurt

[@juanrivi]

Literally what just happened to me lol

[@letsgetweird9004]

Me too

[@lxsttime7704]

Exactly what i do when kurt hasnt posted

[@cleanestmidwestemofan]

“oh my gosh kurtis connered the new norm” is what i said out loud just now trying to tell my friend kurtis conner covered the new norm

[@reallifezuzu]

can't wait to tune in to the Very Really Good podcast to watch kurtis conner kurtis conner the new norm

[@e.me.r3401]

@@reallifezuzumy favourite part was when kurtis conner said “it’s kurtis connering time” and then kurtis connered all over the new norm

[@reallifezuzu]

@@e.me.r3401 LMAOO

[@PapaSmurfOwO]

This is the first thing i saw when i woke up, like no joke in my house, he is in my house.

[@HerOwnKnife]

@@PapaSmurfOwO heard its been happening to a lot of people lately, stay safe out there 😞🙏

[@PapaSmurfOwO]

@@HerOwnKnife you too 😕😥

[@emilysnail4795]

SAME I JUST WOKE UP 😭

[@urubudopix976]

if i'm honest, as a non binary person myself, i think this whole situation is hilarious lol. But i won't lie that i did feel bothered by the way the main character's daughter looked at the nb character. When people look at me like that or act like i'm such a phenomenon and they're that fucking hyped about my gender when i'm just existing... just fuck off, treat me like a person yknow. Which is funny because i'm pretty sure that was the opposite of what they were trying to achieve XD they try to offend us in a way and in contrast they actually portray a real life behavior that does need to be criticized

[@basicallynothing1388]

I just assumed that the daughter had a crush on them lol.

[@JimnyThePython]

I was thinking the same thing, about how Chaz says ‘that’ is one of their pronouns and then the show goes on acting like referring to them as ‘that’ is offensive, but it isn’t. The creators genuinely don’t seem to understand how pronouns work.

[@eep3]

this is so funny because they have more trans representation, if it can even be called that, than most shows ever. do they realize how fucking ironic that is?

[@soxxs-l4k]

It’s kinda camp. I heard abt it from chappel roan edits of the daughter and Chaz. The Elon musk part feels wayyy too satirical, there’s no way this is real

[@nikolagrguric1141]

Kurtis being lowkey concerned about where all the racoons and squirrels hid during a cataclysmic rainstorm is the most inadvertently Toronto-coded thing I've ever heard in my life 🤣🤣

[@leslieknope3394]

It’s not Kurtis’s responsibility to talk about Cody like people have said. But as a former collaborator with Cody, it IS weird. I just don’t see how hard it is just to say “that’s disgusting, I can’t believe I ever collabed with the guy” and move on. Like especially when other collaborators have said something (like Hasan!). Or even people who haven’t, like Jarvis Johnson. Kurtis is VERY outspoken about sexism and misogyny so it does come across as weird or awkward if he ignores it. For some people, it’s enough that he quietly unfollowed and deleted his collab video *and that’s okay*!! BUT! It’s *also* okay if it’s not enough for others and want a clear statement where he stands. Much love to Kurtis, I hope he’s doing okay and hope his house gets fixed soon ❤ just wanted to explain why people might feel weird (like me) about him not saying anything.

[@unamiryo]

good take, personally im gonna wait it out to see if he says anything because his videos take time and lots of editing (or he'll write something somewhere idk) i dont wanna jump to conclusions yet but thats just me though

[@chrissd4657]

how can he so openly talk about dr.disrespect and then stay silent on this??

[@sallyparker11]

I totally agree, I hope he listens to Jarvis and Jordan’s recent podcast because they explain really well why they feel even though it’s ultimately Cody’s responsibility, it’s important for them to say at least something. I totally have empathy for how hard it must be to be somewhat forced into this controversy when they did nothing except collaborate with a man who’s given a betrayal of his real character. But that’s the issue - Cody’s audience and presumably collaborators thought he was an advocate for women and against misogyny, and now it’s making the audiences of all these guys question if they’re legitimate. They’ve talked the talk, now they need to walk the walk.

[@Narnold]

It kind of is his responsibility, he clowned on Dr. Distrespect but has no smoke for his own boy doing the same shit?

[@h3rbsman]

Who cares if he says anything or not? He’s not the arbiter of objective morality, he’s a comedian it’s not his job to condemn every bad thing someone does

[@fenior]

I'm still baffled they suggest "Furry" is a gender 😭

[@xg2513]

“South Park of x” is crazy because South Park is notoriously liberal and critical of backwards conservative views.

[@Sticker_By_NCT_127]

@@xg2513 I die a little bit inside every time I see that name for Twitter. If conservatives don’t want people to have preferred pronouns, then Twitter shouldn’t be able to change its name. 🤷

[@bengallup9321]

I dunno about that. The creators are openly Republican supporters and a lot of South Park episides have a decidedly conservative tone. Lots of transphobia as well.

[@321hackertime5]

@@bengallup9321true but at least it’s funny unlike the new norm

[@eko9554]

@@bengallup9321Matt and Trey said they hate conservatives and liberals. I find it funny how conservatives saw panderverse and thought it was somehow on their side when it was making fun of them. There’s no discussion on how the right thinks South Park supports them.

[@saowerpatchkidzz]

@@bengallup9321Matt and Trey are neither conservative nor liberal as far as im aware. And of course you are totally free to disagree with somebodies view,, I support the LGBTQ+ and am a part of it myself, I don’t automatically agree with what my favorite shows creators think. I have my own opinion! :)

[@s7robin105]

Actually Theodore Roosevelt was shot and still lost in 1912

[@s7robin105]

For further context, the only other wounded president was Ronald Reagan but he was shot AFTER the election. The role it had in his election 3 years later can't really be determined given the gap between events. So of the 2 examples we only have Theodore and Ronald to look at, and I think Theodore is the closest to what we can look at. If we want to go to attempts on the president overall, then a majority had no impact on a following election or it was the final term of the president. There is no real correlation between someone being attacked and their election outcome that we can look at.

[@s7robin105]

If we just want to go to attempts overall where the president was not hit, majority of them happened in a presidents final term or well after the election. So overall there appears to be no real collation

[@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS]

@@s7robin105 Plus Trump didn't catch a bullet. His ear got grazed by some glass.

[@sleepyhead_toby]

I mean, fair but he also didn’t have the same cult following that Trump does. They see Trump like a savior…

[@s7robin105]

@@sleepyhead_toby That’s just his base. If he wants to win he needs appeal outside of it or else it will be a repeat of 2020.

[@localemoboy1164]

32:46 nah because the guy in a pup hood is crazy work 😭 they really just added anything and everything

[@julieneff9408]

New Norm is both exactly what I expected but also much worse. And yeah, the weather has been super gnarly everywhere.

[@basket_kace]

fun fact my cousin is actually the marketing director for NEON aka he’s the marketing director for longlegs lmao

[@drewgoin8849]

The marketing for the film has been phenomenal!

[@cerys113]

tell your cousin they did amazing! the way it was marketed convinced all of my family to go see it together lol

[@Katja-l5o]

"All in the family for our time". Oh so a show that was the most progressive show in the 70s that featured an episode where a DRAG QUEEN dies from a gang of guys attacking her, wich has Edith, her friend, questioning her own religion beacuse of her death? What where they even thinking with that description💀?

[@tabsterg]

It's kind of an achievement that the show moves faster than smiling friends and feels 10 times slower holy cow

[@garlicfingees]

Kurtis ur shoes look like shoes a character would wear from goat story

[@eko9554]

Haha I just realized. My sister is on vacation in Europe and went to Prague. I hope she has a pic of the clock.

[@evcfy]

Norm: AH! What's that?! Chloe: Progress. It's the new norm! 🎵 The new norm ain't the same as the old norm. 🎵 Norm: I'm the old norm! I want normal beer. beep WARNING! WARNING! PERIMETER REACHED! Norm: Ugh. It's your fault I got house arrest! Chloe: You're the one who threatened the school board! Norm: I gently suggested- Chloe: Yelled- Norm: -they stop brainwashing my daughter that girls aren't girls and men aren't men. Chloe: Sometimes they're neither. Or both. Or furry and dressed like dogs Dog pisses on Norm Norm: Ow! Janice enters Norm: Janice! Janice steps aside, revealing Chaz Audience cheers Norm: What's that? beep WARNING! OFFENSIVE! Chaz: Actually, “that” is one of my pronouns. Also they, them and… me! Chloe: You're… non-binary? Norm: How do you know that word? Chloe: I learned it in school. Norm: That's why I’m locked up! Janice: Norm, the judge agreed to conditional perole. Norm: What condition? Chaz: Where's my room? Norm: THAT'S staying here? Chloe: You're staying here? Janice: Chaz is part of a new government program. Chaz: To re-educate homophobic, transphobic, racist- Charlie enters Norm: Charlie, finally! Someone normal! Chaz: I… I don't understand. You're… black. Charlie: Did “that” just black whisper? Chaz: You're his friend? Charlie: And boss! Speaking of, when you coming back to the trophy shop? Norm: As soon as I get rid of this… which means I gotta take in THAT? beep OFFENSIVE! Janice: Chaz is here to re-educate norm. Norm: In non-bonary studies! beep OFFENSIVE! Chaz: I’m allergic to dogs! Chloe: It's okay, Billy is an emotional support dog. And… non-binary. Chaz: Oh, okay then. Good dog. Charlie: I come here to get away from woke. Norm: Trouble at home? Charlie: Ah, my boy, or whatever “it” calls themself now, is thinking about transitioning. Janice, Chloe: Reggie? Charlie: Try Regina. Norm: Transitioning to what? Another fumble! Charlie: Hopefully not a Jets fan! Norm: Ugh… hey pronoun, this bud's for you! Norm throws the bud at Chaz beep OFFENSIVE! Chaz: I can’t drink, I’m not 21. Charlie: Y'all influence my boy to cut off his junk, but draw the line at beer? Chaz: To government Can't do this… Governor 1: Yes we can! woof! Governor 2: Find a way to break him. Maybe we can fix the country. woof woof! Chaz: sighs Norm: I just… want normal… The bud explodes into Norm's face Norm: beer… Charlie: You know there’ll be jokes- 🎵 The new norm ain't the same as the old norm. Everything's changing and I don't know when. This woke nightmare will end, thank God for Elon Musk Elon! and his shitpost memes. X is the home for free speech. 🎵 Janice: I almost forgot! Janice reveals tickets for Disneyworld DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN Janice: We're going to Disneyworld! ��Make America funny again. 🎵

[@evcfy]

i hate this show i just thought the copypasta is funny

[@nfox04]

reading the script makes it sound even more pathetic

[@jack-a-lopium]

Did you just have a stroke? Ohh wait, that's the script

[@genericname2747]

I'm going to do a dramatic reading of the script.

[@pep4338]

GAY BEER!

[@jack-a-lopium]

Funny thing is, beer contains so much natural plant oestragen, men who drink too much beer grow breasts

[@meggie11102]

Is the “you know there’ll be jokes” line because it exploded on his face? Was it a nonsensical gay beer jizz/facial joke??

[@newcamomile]

​@@jack-a-lopium actually plant estrogen doesn't work on mammals like that, otherwise trans women could just drink beer as HRT. Moobs from beer drinking are just from gaining weight and it's different to actual gynaecomastia.

[@Max_Pez]

“My buttcheeks hurt from bending down”

[@DenniseHernandez090]

I can relate 😂

[@SplooTheAlien]

🤨

[@stinkygato5313]

Man. The worst part is that people are taking that trump picture and glorifying him. There’s even an art trend where people are drawing the scene and it’s so disappointing

[@altaccount9716]

It's crazy to think around 50% of the US population are so brainwashed.

[@Carlo_von_Habsburg]

He has the vibe of hitler in that picture

[@commander.tartar]

The art thing is a joke to make fun of people who support trump.

[@natalietipsword9677]

The one funny thing from the future episode descriptions is the the hall of presidents being reimagined by Lin-Manuel Miranda.

[@WickedKatze]

yeah, that was like. an actual joke 😆

[@maxblackwell3029]

The fact that this show is being marketed as kid friendly is so scary to me

[@tristandamar]

The way they bash Disney in the new norm and yet John ratzenberger is in so many DISNEY Pixar movies is crazy

[@weresorenflyin]

Genuinely curious. Has Kurtis talked about the Cody Ko situation at all?

[@chloeowens4430]

nope, nothing :/

[@weresorenflyin]

@@chloeowens4430 damn /: haven’t seen anything from danny or drew either

[@Seli.em54]

I came here to see if he would talk about it now

[@epicusername69]

Give him some time, im sure he'll speak about it.

[@weresorenflyin]

@@epicusername69 i think the sooner the better but yeah true, i'm willing to give some time and an explanation before total disappointment sets in. they've all collaborated enough where they can't just ignore it

[@azulaazula5901]

Tour bus burnt down, house flooded, Kurtis more like cursed-is

[@averagemediaconsumer1945]

has he talked about the cody sitch? just curious cus hes worked with him and tends to call out creepy men. id hope he'd do the same even if one of those men is a friend of his

[@YamiSamslayin]

Nope, he hasn’t

[@jheienyy]

he unfollowed him and deleted their collab. he’s taken his stance.

[@meggie11102]

@@jheienyyyou don’t credit for doing the bare minimum that does nothing but serve to cover your own ass and hide your association with a rapist while ignoring the topic and victim. It’s performative feminism and manipulative af. Like doing nothing but painting your nails black and going “seeee? No toxic masculine here, ladies!” It’s shallow af.

[@genericname2747]

@@jheienyy ok thats good

[@laylakindafruity]

Also I loved your work in st bulges day, the reference to the burning bus made me giggle.

[@Hatmaster20]

I have quite the st bulge

[@KarismaPeck]

not “joe biden needs to one up him” aging like spoiled milk bc he dropped out of the election entirely 💀💀💀

[@bettygrof.]

As a pan transwoman I laugh so hard at the new norm. It’s literally SO FUNNY (just not in the way they meant it to be)

[@bettygrof.]

Singing “thank god for Elon musk” in an obviously unironic way is peak comedy

[@slickboyist]

The only thing this show almost triggered me into is cardiac arrest from cringe.

[@misguided_fire8474]

im in northern NY and our town has flooded a few times the past few weeks. plus multiple tornadoes which is insane. hope everyone who’s gotten any of the recent storms throughout the US and Canada is okay ❤

[@miucegai]

I know they made the Norm show to piss off the woke pronoun leftist snowflakes or whatever, but honestly, as a non-binary person, it just makes me laugh. It's so poorly made and the jokes are so pathetic that I genuinely cannot be offended by this shit. Also, the amount of gay fanart people have made of this show is even funnier :)

[@ghostfrequencies]

comparing it to all in the family is so funny to me because in all in the family archie is almost always presented as being in the wrong

[@username5741]

no way i was just watching a new norm parody

[@ada443]

The reason that conservative comedy falls flat is because it is essentially just complaining; every "joke" is just a grievance they have with the world, then they try to spin that grievance into something funny. The problem is that they get so excited about people agreeing with them about the complaint being valid that they forget to put effort into the actual joke aspect, so it usually resorts to hack bits like low hanging fruit or saying something "crazy" for shock value. I still believe that there is a way to do conservative comedy well, it just takes actual talent and effort that none of these people have unfortunately.

[@dichotomae]

This satire is so extreme it loops around and comes off closer to progressives mocking the way conservatives try to mock progressives

[@rohe1790]

Ye this show is like satire of itself, I’m convinced it’s made by progressives

[@BeanZone]

Charlies shirt is actually in reference to an american football team called the red skins which actually featured a racist depiction of a native american as a mascot. Their team was renamed "The Commanders" in 2020 which really pissed off republicans. Hope this helps lol 29:22

[@sarahelizabethmiller2193]

Thought there would be some mention of support for Tana/statement on Cody as a collaborator

[@ivylerner5413]

so did i

[@bliss4673]

womp womp

[@chrissd4657]

he had no issue talking about dr.disrespect but seems to not care enough to take a strong stance on this.. its suspicious asf

[@gingermcmahon3479]

damn i came looking for comments to see if he discussed it but i guess not

[@prettylilcow]

considering the fact that they've collaborated.....yeaaa

[@jackguerre]

I know John Ratzenberger’s voice, that was NOT his voice as Norm.

[@astrowolvez]

I saw people talking about him recently, I think he’s supporting trump or some bs that does align with this.

[@avgriffin]

I got this Kurtis, ''rain rain go away, come again another day'' You owe me one K-Dawg

[@the_duck_of_all_duck]

floods are awesome in an unawesome way

[@Kdkjdjewerdnxa]

Would’ve been a good time to address the Cody Ko allegations since you’ve worked with him in the past and other commentary KZbinrs like Jarvis Johnson both strongly supported Hana on Twitter and on his podcast. Jarvis didn’t even work with Cody and he still felt obligated to make his stance on the issue clear so if he felt that obligation, I feel like you should definitely feel it too. The way Hana has been harassed by Cody’s supporters is fucking gross and Cody’s complete silence while posting more content continuously on his second channel is also super gross. This is why it’s important for people to state that they support the victim, not the fucking rapist. Idk if you’re actually friends with Cody but the fact is that he’s a rapist and you are both strongly connected in terms of your community and you’ve also directly worked with each other.

[@AliceW-mn9pq]

I like that we can see kurts little tootsies on the bottom of his moccasins

[@erinbyington1783]

As someone who loves "All in The Family," the fact that this show is claiming it's anything like "All in The Family" is a fricking insult to the show. You know why "AITF" worked?? Its because Archie the dad was always the butt of the joke, but he learned and grew as a person when he encountered situations that challenged his beliefs. Archie believes in the racist stereotypes of black people, but he punched out his racist lodge brother when he called his housekeeper the N word in the grocery store. He saved the life of a transgender woman having a heart attack in his cab (without knowing she was trans) and then he and his family became friends with her when he learned she was trans. He's got some Opinions on Jewish people, but when he learns his adopted niece was going to Synogogue before coming to their family he and Edith meet with a rabbi, join the local synagogue, and he buys her a gold Star of David. Is the show dated? Sure! It was made in the 70s! But the reason it can't be remade today isn't because of "woke culture," it's because the show could be reshot scene for scene like the original and people would think it was pushing a "woke agenda." The creators of this show can keep Archie Bunker and Norman Lear out of their mouths ✌

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

23:05 That's not the Left Behind movie Kevin Sorbo directed. His Left Behind movie is a Christian fundamentalist propaganda film, which tells you to become Christian before "it's too late".

[@elikourtis3403]

insane how the character they designed exclusively to belittle and mock leftists and queer folks is also the coolest, most visually interesting and dynamic person in the entire episode, these cons are making us look sick asf

[@timtwoface]

You know it's bad when this show doesn't even have its own Wikipedia page.

[@eviep.]

Kurtis why aren’t you a bottle nose dolphin ):

[@wheelbox]

:(

[@andrewhanning1656]

Everyone in this comment section is way too impatient about the Cody Ko situation. People are even saying that the silence is suspicious, as if it automatically makes Kurtis horrible. Like guys, give him time to think. I'm sure he's already super stressed trying to figure out what to say, especially with his HOUSE FLOODING. This also was probably filmed before it all came out, podcasts episodes are typically filmed way before they release. Just give him time to respond. I know if I were him it would take me a while to decide what to say, even if I immediately sever ties with someone like Cody privately.

[@h3llolime222]

ikr!! people are immediately jumping to horrible conclusions abt kurtis. super annoying.

[@Coffeeisnecessarynowpepper]

Kurtis silent is deafening

[@leslieknope3394]

Okay, and ???? He could make a community post letting us know he WILL talk about it and none of these comments would’ve happened. Or edited this video to briefly add in SOMETHING. It’s really not that hard

[@andrewhanning1656]

@@leslieknope3394 That is a good point. I'm just crossing my fingers hoping he talks about it soon. A lot of people are getting way too angry at him for not. Also, if it means anything, he unfollowed Cody on Instagram, so he's at least starting to distance himself from him.

[@HollowRangiku]

​@@leslieknope3394why are people acting like we want a full 20 min edited video???? I know why. It's to blindly defend him so they make straw men and attack that instead. When a LOGICAL assumption would lead them to what that person just realized: A post takes 3 minutes and MANY others have done it already 🫤

[@Hustonian]

3 kurt in 1 week is new age

[@FoxyIsAPirate]

so sorry for ur house, kurtis, ive gotta a lot of flood warnings but no floods happened where I live. hope ur doing good

[@squid628]

the flooding you're going through is what happened to us in nova scotia last year lol. stay safe and don't park your car in a wendy's parking lot lest it drowns 😔 (trust me, i know.)

[@charlieg8831]

Hey Kurtis, are you going to comment on the Cody Ko allegations at some point? Would appreciate your voice weighing in on an issue with misogyny in the commentary youtube circles

[@heathenised]

I think it's pretty clear at this point that he doesn't give a fvck about everything he "preaches", lmao. With how good he is at ignoring this situation i think we'll just have to wait for HIS allegations to drop...

[@Juicedbelmont]

​@@heathenised I hope you're pretty limber Might hurt yourself with a stretch that big

[@donywahlberg]

Im not that far south from you man, across the lake in the US. We truly got some awful weather over the last month in terms of heat records and rain and wind. We had an entire patio table get blown in the air and smash all the glass in our pool. Hope your cleanup wasnt bad and insurance took care of you.

[@_sickbug]

okay but presenting anamatronic lin manuel miranda "rap musical" hamilton figures and presenting them as the real historical figures in a disneyland sounds fucking hilarious like what do they do??? sing aron burr sir or whatever ????

[@wrenchip]

the way they tried to get around gendering their own characters correctly is hilarious. no doubt they had to go back and make it sound more awkward

[@astrowolvez]

Seems like everywhere has been raining a weird amount lately.

[@lilysmith9781]

the only conspiracy theory i believe is that kurtis made a deal with some supernatural being at a young age that he would grow up to become a well loved comedy genius. the only catch was that his belongings would be destroyed at random by fires, floods, etc.

[@itzamobster1138]

You think Toronto flooding was bad I just lived through yet another hurricane down here in Houston half the city was flooded and in less than a week the city was dry and 100+ degrees humid as hell 💀😭like it ain’t got no reason to be this damn hot and a hurricane flooding I’m tired of this damn bipolar ass weather

[@stephaniesanders8533]

Hi Kurtis! Good news! I can’t find anything tying John Ratzenberger to the show and he’s not credited as part of the cast on IMDB so I think there was a mix up somewhere

[@syedaahmed6051]

watching the segment on Biden needing to come out as bi to level out the playing field and news just broke that he dropped out 😭😭😭

[@micahgreytok1163]

Does anyone know if Kurtis has commented on the Cody Ko allegations? I don't follow his socials closely so I might've missed it if he did.

[@livelaughcatt]

He hasn’t but I do have believe he’s gonna

[@SofiaSummerlin]

just wanted to let you know my cat absolutely loves to watch your videos with me. Every night I put them on and we both go to sleep while watching

[@gingermcmahon3479]

practically ever other comment is asking you why you haven’t said anything publicly about the cody ko allegations/situation. no community post? no condemnation for this type of behavior being perpetuated by one of the biggest creators in the commentary space? that you’re a huge voice in? you’re not obligated to make a statement, i understand that, but you discussed the dr. disrespect situation without hesitance. why silence for cody? just seems strange and at worst it feels protective or dismissive

[@madankool]

it’s not his problem to discuss, he has unfollowed him on all platforms and deleted the collaboration videos that he did with Cody, I know it’s really sad and hard about what happened with cody, I understand that but that’s not kurts problem just like I said.

[@Oderint-Dum-Metuant]

I was in Canada on vacay and our train came into Toronto when it was flooding and we were delayed 10 hours lmao. All of the locals were like “yeah record floods bro, like 3 months of rain in 3 hours” Thought of Kurt. Glad he’s okay 🫡

[@gauner1312]

hope you can talk about Cody Ko at some point. it definitely hurt to find out one of my favorite content creators is a creep. I'm a CSA survivor, so the victim blaming really reminded me of my experience :(