Episode 77 - Loopy In The Sky With Duel Disks

Quentin Tarantino's favorite episode.
Special thanks to Innagadadavida for editing this one!
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ALSO STARRING:
BoobsMcBalrog as Aaron
PATREON - / littlekuriboh

[@rdumalaog]

"That smell...that disgusting, repulsive smell...I'd recognize that anywhere. Poor people"

[@ScionStorm1]

Renzo Dumalaog Orphanage PTSD

[@MrBrunogiachetti]

I fucking predicted what he was going to say ajd said it with him LOL

[@bergerloos5014]

Renzo Dumalaog let us treat them with MAXIMUM DISDAIN!

[@Casey5693]

Donald Trump every time he goes outside

[@elizabethgutierrez820]

Anyone thought of Mr. Krabs when he said "that smell"

[@WarDaft]

"I swear on my life that we didn't keep a SINGLE warmachine of death." ... Because we kept SEVERAL.

[@jeremyvillanuevape9042]

“This is Kaiba Corp WARMACHINE 1 on rescue approach with DEATH Squadron. How may we assist you Mr Kaiba?”

[@kyleshea384]

@@jeremyvillanuevape9042 Good news bro, I called the war machines of death!

[@trepan4944]

@@kyleshea384 good job Mokuba, real big help....

[@tygenes]

​@@trepan4944 YOU LIED TO ME!!! ÆEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

[@kinglydagon6035]

NOOOOO!!! MY PAPER WORK!!! And also Mokuba I guess. BUT MOSTLY THE PAPER WORK!!!

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

5:33 Mokuba: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Ad: "Upgrade to KZbin Premium, and try our student plan free for one month. Stream uninterrupted!" Mokuba: "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

[@Archon3960]

I can relate.

[@AgentExeider]

At first, I though LK did that on purpose. I thought it was hilarious 😂

[@smirk-in-progress4800]

"Oh my god, yes, it's actually happening!" "YEEES! YEEEEEESSS! YEEEEEE--" That might be my favorite moment in the entire abridged series. 🤣🤣🤣

[@123456qw6]

That was by far the best part 😂😂😂😂😂 I was at work and I started cracking up so bad

[@jibrilamvs]

“Kaiba has the biggest orgasim of his life?” YYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!

[@Scythr2s]

“Okay good so I wasn’t imagining that.”

[@Noctober-viewing]

@@Scythr2sYEEEESSS *extraordinary amount of crashing plane noises*

[@timothymclean]

Alister: "You're related to someone vaguely connected to the death of my brother!" Kaiba: "Who, my stepfather? Yeah, I hate him too. Glad I killed him." Alister: "...Stop making my quest for revenge seem pointless!"

[@VixXstazosJOB]

Alister: "You're related to someone vaguely connected to the death of my brother!" yeh, i love LK and all but HELL, it's like he didn't bother much or pay much attention to S4, or that he just took the butchered english dub for the mockery work that is abridging

[@Wandergirl108]

+VixXstazosJOB You mean that wasn't Alister's motive in the Japanese version? I don't know why I'm surprised, but somehow I am. It was definitely his motive in the English dub, and even as a kid, I thought it was dumb…What was he saying in the Japanese version?

[@ThePatxiao]

no it was more or less the same. Just different in that he's got a point that they still benefitted from the money that Gozubra made from war. And yeah S4 has a LOT OF PLOT holes.

[@AnimeCosplayFan92]

"When Alister was a child, the country he lived in was torn apart by war. In the dub, KaibaCorp bought the land from the city. When the residents refused to leave, Gozaburo Kaiba decided to force them out. Many were forced to dig tunnels and steal food to survive. Alister and his brother managed to survive. In the original, there was a war going on between two countries and Gozaburo Kaiba supplied the weapons to both sides. In the English dub, Alister's mother (seen only briefly during the 150th episode inside his locket) and his brother, Mikey, were eventually captured. In the Japanese version, his brother was killed when the tank he was in blew up. Alister has hated Seto Kaiba ever since and has designated him as his target." According to the wiki, that's his reason in both dubs so yea pretty dumb like LK pointed out.

[@Wandergirl108]

Uh wow…okay then. I was hoping the Japanese version had a better, well, version. They do that, I've noticed. Not this time, huh? Not at all? Okay…um…yeah, Alister's motives were painfully contrived. That's sad. Not sad as in the kind of sad we're supposed to feel, sad as in pathetic. XD

[@Berserk_96]

Kaiba episodes never fail to entertain

[@arnoldramos4262]

Wesker JHG there amazing how can you not love a cocky lovable douche with a ego so huge !!

[@ML-yn9yu]

They never do!

[@DuskBeforeDawn2008]

+Arnold Ramos plenty of people don't love Trump

[@TheLastVoodooMan]

YEEEEEESSS!

[@Aged20]

Yeah they are always filled with angst and whining

[@CaptHayfever]

"Here's the strongest monster in my deck; it has 2500 attack points," he said to the guy whose signature cards have 3000 attack points & can upgrade from there.

[@luisvelez1952]

It’s strange that Alister’s monster is not over 3,000 attack points.

[@harledjinn]

Everyone in the shows signature cards typical attack points are 2500 But Kaiba? Kaiba has money. He got that bonus 500

[@jorgegfigueroa9755]

"Who needs military weapons when you have good old fashioned dragons?" Kaiba's a hair off from explaining the plot of Jurassic World

[@matthewdopler8997]

Also the even dumber sequel Fallen Kingdom.

[@matthewdopler8997]

@Jordan Lyons To me it was so incredibly dumb. So many dumb decisions were made by the characters. Bring a dinosaur veteran that never seen dinosaurs (the park had vets why not bring them), a guy who is scared of everything (the park had tech guys that were not cowards so bring them instead), dinosaurs that will stop to kill when lava is around them showing that they are monsters (we are suppose to want to save them), bad guy bringing dinosaurs without anyone noticing, bad guy building a secret lab without the owner of the mansion knowing, embracing the stupid weaponized dinosaurs idea from the first movie (no military would be interested), having laser pointer attached to a gun to get the hybrid dino to attack is stupid because it is more effective to just shoot the target, ultimate killer dino is bad at smelling, clone girl releasing dinosaurs that will kill people because “they are alive like me” (she has more in common with the people she killed than the dinosaurs). I could go on but it was one of the dumbest movies I seen in a while.

[@michaeldaniels642]

@@matthewdopler8997 I would like to point out most of the dinosaurs she released were herbivores so get them somewhere out of the way and they are mostly harmless.

[@wakkaseta8351]

@@michaeldaniels642 Herbivore means little. Hippos and Elephants are herbivores and are willing and more than able to kill people and destroy entire villages.

[@sorrenblitz805]

@@wakkaseta8351 hey you remember the second Jurassic Park movie where there was a second dinosaur island and without human interaction the dinosaurs were fine? Yeah. Just don't make swimming or flying dinosaurs and you're good.

[@scarletnight4554]

"The power of whatever the hell trading card bullshit I pull out of thin air" welcome to yugioh in a nutshell

[@tremainepinock6959]

word

[@scarletnight4554]

#1 moment highlighting this: Kaiba summoning obelisk in the dark side of dimensions movie

[@alias588]

I thought he was going to say the power of money, but I guess he really has matured!....Well, he's changed anyway.

[@travisroot5474]

Screw the rules, they have money, or a haunted item made of gold, or are friends of someone with these or popularity. *Insert "Who's Line is it Anyway?" meme here.* Welcome to Duel Monsters, where that rules are made and the life points don't matter!

[@vaporterra]

It’s another way of saying heart of the cards

[@spaceangelmewtwo9074]

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!" "I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE MILE-HIGH CLUB!"

[@cunningsmile4166]

"Kaiba.... What do you think the mile high club is?"

[@HappyTheThird]

“Isn’t it where you defeat someone in a duel on a plane?”

[@daelen.cclark]

HappyTheThird Yup.

[@cunningsmile4166]

"Mile high club!"

[@jurakaneye2023]

What is the mile high club?

[@JayTohab]

“You can talk to snakes?!” “Do you know _anything_ about me, Joey??”

[@LilKittyKat810]

Tristen’s asking something important for once.🤯

[@gylfie24linole]

He’s a Parselmouth!

[@dr4c0r3x5]

@@gylfie24linole he stole his and Joey's lives away to Yumi, he may be a Parselmouth but he has the loyalty of a Hufflepuff

[@ethman7914]

List of Tristan's powers: Superstrength (from his hair) The ability to break necks with his mind (episode 31) Talking to snakes (this episode) And teleporting (episode 79)

[@dnmstarsi]

Chubs_Dude 17 Also has no chill.

[@skydishmane65]

Wasn't it also his voice that gave him super strength? Although, then again, he punched a fake boulder and then said "Holy s*** it actually does"

[@introvertedgal2427]

Tristan: The most powerful Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Character

[@vojislavS8652]

Also his voice knows kung fu, the episode where Bakura was Spiderman

[@PoutchieWhoou]

I would like to add to the list the ability to predict when the sun will rise

[@ajspiscatelli]

"Look at that, we made a robot dragon tank. That alone proves humanity is worth saving." Kaiba's robot wanks speak to me on a spiritual level

[@ayyylmao101]

Did you... mean... tanks?

[@deathxanamon7211]

@@ayyylmao101 No, no he does not

[@GayBastich]

@@ayyylmao101 He meant dragon

[@submarineinthesky8946]

It's on my list of "reasons to have faith in humanity"

[@Elyseon]

Imagine if someone showed him Super Robot Wars.

[@GuyNamedGray]

Kaiba always steals the show. Best character in this series, love how you write and portray him

[@mushroomkaat2667]

He's the best in every show regardless of context , doesn't even have to be in a Yu-Gi-Oh show

[@glitchman1272]

crimsonpirate9 lmao what

[@mushroomkaat2667]

@@glitchman1272 it is somewhat implied in Yu-Gi-Oh abridged that kiba is a scaly

[@dabuff1319]

He's such a loveable asshole in the show and a loveable dumbass in the abridged version.

[@94oddy]

@@mushroomkaat2667 Well I mean there is a physiological reason why hes obsess with Blue Eyes White Dragon

[@thelostone7512]

"There are guns all over the damn thing, what ISN'T it aiming at!" Best joke of the episode.

[@andrewowens4421]

I loved that one too. It was just spot on good.

[@valentds]

american airship

[@elijahhayter3026]

GUNs all over the DAM thing. Get it?

[@natejohnson9738]

​@@elijahhayter3026your now the president

[@MVP7689]

Kaiba: Usually my enemies just kidnap you. This time they’ve kidnapped everyone but you. Mokuba: We are through the looking glass. I laughed more than I should’ve

[@jeffdaniels308]

'I activate Convenient Plot Device. This card lets me somehow drain your lifepoints to 0 for no apparent reason! '

[@EmperorKnightlock]

Is it weird that I read that comment with Kaiba's voice in my head? ...No. Probably not.

[@BarinFlameheart]

"But it will also look semi-cool while it happens. Enough to know that we focused more on this scene than the facial animations for the season."

[@Jitkaas]

Hunter Presny I had yami's voice in my head

[@jeffdaniels308]

I didn't expect to get that many likes, lol.

[@jeffdaniels308]

Leave a like if you want LK to use this as a line in an episode.

[@SasukeTurkey]

Kaiba: This guy doesn't play by the rules. Usually, my enemies kidnap you. But this guy... He kidnapped everyone, except you.

[@TheKpa11]

SCREW THE RULES! HE HAS THE ORICALCHOS!

[@TheExecutorr]

when your plane goes through the looking glass

[@franciscolaurean8550]

My first thought was: Does he have money???

[@therealwinston3634]

well, have you ever played by the rules too, Lelouch?

[@dakotamcintire7419]

WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS!

[@malign3158]

I like how Mokuba is becoming more self aware as the series progresses. It’s like he’s getting older.

[@ryuuronin9852]

"Look at that it's a robot dragon tank! That alone proves humanity is worth saving. Because we made a robot dragon tank." Gonna save that for a yearbook quote, this is exactly why Kaiba is my favorite character.

[@DBZFan2]

*"You have a button just to get rid of the furniture?"* *"Ofcourse I do. what kind of fool would play card games on a table? What is this? the Dark Ages?"*

[@AuronandSephirothmix]

Just wait until the first Arc of Season 5. Yugi and some Dynasty Warriors-looking woman play Duel Monsters while STANDING on tables.

[@DarkChaos751]

KAIBA: That smell, that disgusting, repulsive smell, I recognize it anywhere... poor people LMAO XD XD

[@gunslingergirl2579]

Oh, I legitimately thought he'd said "WHORE people". XDDDD Which makes about just as much sense when you think about it.

[@darriusdavis8602]

Dude that was the funniest joke since monster CARDO

[@VixXstazosJOB]

Poor People who has that smell lol, Not people in general

[@lrgogo1517]

Dude... you just posted serious cringe.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Kaiba is an objectivist. A duelist chooses a slave obeys.

[@whaled-buffalo9640]

"You'll see one of the many plotholes in season 4--oh wait sorry that's the Grand Canyon." I'm crying.

[@mikegordey2163]

“You have a button just to get rid of the furniture?” “Of course I do! What kind of a fool would play card games on a TABLE?” I feel attacked

[@TheSupersayin2]

*cries in poor* -me

[@danitankmen8213]

@The Other Dragoon Fighter 64 is duel links good I always wanted to play Yugioh but never did even though I grew up with this show.

[@andrewmacias97]

same i am know buying a dual disk

[@crazyredhead4968]

Fools this is why I kept my dueldisk from 2003

[@alexanderboulton2123]

What is this, the DARK AGES!?

[@sageoftruth]

"War and destruction is evil and pointless... now behold my giant AIR FORTRESS OF DEATH." Alister in a nutshell.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

BY THE BLOODY CLAWS OF SEKHMET!

[@game84cube]

Sageoftruth Symbolic bullshit is still bullshit, no matter what it symbolizes

[@kyuubinaruto17]

Wasn't he just using those cards to mock Kaiba?

[@seanblack1320]

But it's all...symbolic and stuff.

[@callumnewton4788]

Sageoftruth 9

[@iluvsonicxshadow]

'You can talk to snakes?' 'Do you know ANYTHING about me???' Tristan asking the DEEP questions

[@DrGrape-px7se]

Magicstorm101 True 😂💙

[@PaceBreaker]

Tristan is becoming one of the best characters this season... Still can't top Kaiba though.

[@hubbelizer8412]

That rattle snake was called Cornelius jr. Named after Marek's father's snake Cornelius... The continuity in this KZbin parody is next level

[@Nameless-ln5mr]

And once “A Duel With Dartz” was adapted, Divine Serpent Geh became “Cornelius da Snake: Level 9 Mahn!” That means Cornelius reincarnated as a beast with infinite attack (Okay so that might actually be a challenge.). Let that sink in.

[@redstonemecha7716]

Alister *tries to show the futility of war and how no one wins from it* Kaiba * doesn't care because he doesn't need military weapons when he has a dragon*

[@Phoebe5448]

Specifically, a ROBOT DRAGON TANK.

[@TransGalStarCatcher]

Hey, at least Alister had the futility and the losing parts down

[@KidEDarus]

Episode 77 AKA Seito Kaiba's Best Day Ever.

[@alexhadzima9268]

KidEDarus If you mean by the Best day as having sex with three different coloured dragons, then yeah.

[@tomriddle3592]

KidEDarus I orgasmed as bad as kaiba when the dragons came out

[@averyconcernedridley5882]

(in SpongeBob voice) CAUSE IT'S THE BEEESSSST DAAY EEEVVVEEERR

[@UltimateHero128]

So it tops even the day he killed his Step-Father?

[@jordangarcia3635]

KidEDarus you mean the episode that seto kaiba got the biggest orgasm he has ever had or will ever have...

[@carmanstriker1853]

All this season ever taught me was how badass KaibaCorp was.

[@carmanstriker1853]

Scratch that "was." They literally have dedicated war machines of death. And death squads.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Lotta money in trading cards

[@fyrentenimar]

@TheHorseFormerlyWithoutAName When it's the biggest entertainment people have in the world, of course.

[@ProlificPops]

And a dragon fetish

[@UltimaAzN]

If we wait long enough, they might play children card games in Iron Man suits.

[@iPLAYtheSTATION]

"Yeah, my brother Mokuba is pretty good at handling dangerous situations too." "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" That made me laugh.

[@anthonyramirez388]

The way Kaiba says “Mile high club!” At 13:07 was so cute. He has his moments of cluelessness too.

[@DakotaSkylerBurlison]

You do know abridged is it making fun of it that wasnt actual dialogue

[@Ryuuko-chan]

Hella cute. And that's how I started loving Seto

[@darkhunter5293]

In the original series, I didn't like him because he was a total asshole, this version, what's not to like!? He's funny as hell and a total idiot, esecially that "Mile High Club" thing.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Don't feel bad. I thought it was a suicide club

[@markusvykos8750]

If i close my eyes and pretend really hard i will be flying on dragon weeeeeeeeee

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

SHUT UP, NOKUBA!

[@Stone_Horn]

I would be screaming like Kaiba also Collosus.

[@clonerstive]

HAHA! Yeah, I also watched the video!

[@justjerry2145]

Collosus Demetre DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES!!!!!!

[@comicsans3537]

Keep the likes at 666

[@Selendis100]

"Whatever the hell trading card bullshit I pull out of thin air" hands down one of the best lines ever in this series

[@Mister86TV]

Put your faith in the colon of the cards, my son.

[@lindseyfrancisco]

Matthew Roberts a

[@eliartstuff9112]

“And it’s all thanks to the seal of Orichalch-“ “Ya he’s dead, Dibs on his crappy broken stuff”

[@jennabunny7840]

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that, but now I can't breathe

[@sleazymeezy]

I told hb studios that their game (PGA 2k21) was crappy and broken. They said it's fine. I hit up Nintendo and got my refund for that crappy broken game.

[@AngryWindmill]

Honestly, genius writing there

[@eliartstuff9112]

@@AngryWindmill the best kind, Kaiba and mokuba got the funniest writing

[@masonpelzer8052]

“We’re going to be the crappy broken stuff if we don’t safety land this plane”

[@nyghtmareinmi]

I just scrolled through the whole comment section and not one single solitary person geeked out when Joey said and I quote "We just saw Kaiba crash land with three fucking dragons and THAT'S the plot hole you're worried about." I fucking 💀. Joey being the Savage bitch that he is.

[@deathknight75]

"Season 4 except every time they say Orichalchos the plot gets dumber." So Season 4 then?

[@Psychedlia98]

Season 4 was awsome

[@kostajovanovic3711]

+Bakura98 awesomely terrible

[@MrAstrothousand98]

Bakura98 it had like.......5 cool moments if you looked pass the swiss cheese of a plot

[@Mintbeef]

And next time on yugioh, the world explodes due to the legenday 3 dragons combined power and then the 2nd big bang brings it back with the help of kaiba corp's science division. (If you haven't seen it, this very well could be the plot)

[@Boundwithflame23]

Any arc with Bakura in it is the best arc.

[@SirEmanon]

"Actually he says his name is Cornelius Jr. and he just wants to play basketball like his father always wanted to" Lmao 1 minute in and I'm already dead

[@goldandragoon]

AHHH GHOST!

[@godofcrap42]

My only problem with the reference, is that Cornelius' son was called Cornelius the Second, not Cornelius Jr.

[@SirEmanon]

GoDoFcRaP42 Shit u rite

[@alexgamer1556]

Strange you would think that he would do something like try and take revenge against Odion for the murder of his father but no he was above all that and instead focused on basketball....best developed character in this show

[@ivardonado9885]

"Welcome to season 4, where magical powers are made up and the plot doesn't matter" How did I miss that reference before?

[@crazy9932]

Whos line is it anyway..eat your heart out lol

[@baronbeat2210]

Ivar Donado what reference?

[@ivardonado9885]

@@baronbeat2210 It's from the improv comedy show Whose Line is It Anyway. The host would always begin with "Welcome to Whose line is it anyway? where everything is made up and the points don't matter"

[@JadenMoon1475]

@@ivardonado9885: Clive Anderson in the European, Drew Carey in America

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

Because nobody even cares about the plot anymore.

[@dayschange2]

In cannon, this was a ridiculous season in a ridiculous series. In YGOTS, it's pure gold.

[@michaelramon2411]

Seto Kaiba: "Yes, yes, my stepfather was a terrible person. Perhaps that's why I KILLED HIM! I mean, it's not actually why I killed him, but it could be!"

[@LukeTheBoss7]

Michael Ramon Wait was that in the video? If so I missed it

[@michaelramon2411]

No, it wasn't. But it could have been!

[@battlesheep2552]

“Yeah, i took the company out from under him and focused it away from weapons and onto children’s card games, so clearly i’m responsible.”

[@michaelramon2411]

+Battlesheep Alister: "Do you know how many children have been hurt by this trading card game? Because it's a lot!"

[@thyeeter]

"I swear on my life we DID NOT keep a single war machine of death."

[@minganlunaris1503]

Even Yami couldn't bring himself to ruin Kaiba's good mood.

[@dnmstarsi]

Mingan Lunaris I doubt it. But then again, he did break his heart in Episode 72 so yeah.

[@joanalfaro3844]

Mingan Lunaris Question what dose the club that kiba what is that?

[@dominiquehernandez8977]

Victoria Mata oh..well I learned something new, but in a way he did...kinda

[@KhymChanur]

I think that Yami didn't want to have to explain the birds and bees to Kaiba.

[@marlawilcox4298]

@@hayasheeeesh Wait seriously? Huh I might do that next time I get on a plane

[@lightningfirst689]

Seto, sarcastically: "Good job, Mokuba. Real big help. Mokuba: "Yay! Go team Kaiba!" Mokuba is always the most wholesome character.

[@heartlesscapitalist5985]

"Hunger Games 2: The Divergent Maze Runner" Oh man, they're all the same, aren't they?

[@zozidedodo780]

War= bad teen protagonist = good enough work here folks let's stretch this bad boy into a trilogy

[@r4nd0mguy99]

@@zozidedodo780 Trilogy? Aren't there at least 5 Hunger Games-movies by now? Ah...Who cares? I've only watched 2 of those anyway.

[@angelgaming1746]

"Yeah, my brother Mokuba is pretty good at handling dangerous situations too." *"AHHHHHHHHH!!"*

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

AngelGaming Little Kurriboh was making a joke on how despite Mokuba being a toddler/small child during the events of season 0 he still had street smarts because made profits off of selling military weaponry and working with gang members.

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

Don't you just love it when over half of the episode is quotable? xD

[@ShintaTakama]

StupidMarioBros1Fan What is this, the dark ages?

[@dDeckon]

I'm Mary Poppins Y'all!

[@dennysejati2754]

Shut up Nokuba

[@Gorbgorbenson]

OoOoooOoO behold the power of the Oricalcos.

[@verniermoon6218]

Yeeeeeessssss!!!

[@Hunter664yt]

Kaiba: Omg yes it's actually happening! Yugi: Tea are you seeing what I'm seeing? Kaiba: YYEEEEEEEESS! YEEEEESSSSS! YEEEEEEE!

[@ahnachester8330]

Tea: That depends. Do you see three legendary dragons helping a plan land while Seto Kaiba has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?!

[@pinkiepierocks6360]

@@ahnachester8330 Kaiba: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[@ahnachester8330]

@@pinkiepierocks6360 "Oh good, so I wasn't imagining that." Kaiba: "YEEES!"

[@RojoTrueShinobi]

I laughed to hard at this episode 🤣🤣

[@soupykitty-cat6657]

YESSS!!!!!! *CRASHES*

[@Reac2]

I just realized that the snake they stumble accross on the train tracks is named "Cornelius Junior" and Dartz Boss monster snake is called Cornelius the Snake level 9, so that snake is actively that trading card spirit's child AND affiliated with the Orecalcos. Also Cornelius the Snake level 9 is a supportive dad that encourages his son to follow his Basketball career dream

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

Cornelius Jr. Is actually the son of Marik's father's pet cobra that Odion killed because it bit Marik. Marik's father even mentioned that Cornelius (the cobra) loved basketball.

[@Reac2]

The plot thickens...

[@theravingtimes9582]

An urban legends states that the Seal of Orichalcos trapped several executive members of 4Kids and the writers of season 4 of Yu-Gi-Oh for several years.

[@ShintaTakama]

Dean Wynn Several years? I thought the Seal was broken after Season 4 was over.

[@dnmstarsi]

Jin Kaien The Seal exists in different dimensions. The one we knew broke in the canon universe. There's still ours and the Abridged universe.

[@Allday524]

Alister: I end my turn. Kaiba: FANG OF CRITIAS!!!!!!!!

[@code_Rei]

he didn't even draw.

[@theskelebox]

No its currently explained in the -self insert character bullshit that makes no sense whatsoeve- fAnG oF cRItiAs

[@momo55o71]

Amelda: "This whole duel was supposed to be a metaphor for the futility of war, and how everybody loses when they choose to destroy!" Kaiba: "Well you got the 'futility' and 'losing' parts down."

[@cunningsmile4166]

Alister: And what is getting destroyed is me. Metaphorically. As my body will be unharmed while my soul is sealed away.

[@raikazuchi2516]

The other day, ironically on Duel Links, I finally pulled the ultra rare I've been trying to get for months and exclaimed "Yes! YES!! YEEESSSSSS!!!" My girlfriend turned to me and asked "Are you being Kaiba right now?" It was then I knew she was the one.

[@VixXstazosJOB]

.... Lies XD

[@guyincognito9831]

Raikazuchi Wife that girl

[@kitetenjo1304]

You found the one. You can only go one way now.

[@Shiverwar]

@@VixXstazosJOB No, no, no, you gotta do it right. It's r/thathappened.

[@matthewplays7232]

Riiiiiiiight.

[@ZeroGForce]

This is just like that one recurring dream I have... except in the dream, I'm watching a new episode of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged and it's the best day of _oh my god, yes, it's actually happening._ *ＹＥＥＥＥＳ! ＹＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＳ! ＹＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＳ!*

[@ZeroXionXZ]

Tea, do you see what I'm seeing?

[@PeterEmrys]

ZeroXionXZ That depends, do you see LittleKuriboh uploading a new, super hilarious YGOTAS episode while Gregorius Daneli has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?

[@ZeroGForce]

*_ＹＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＳ!_*

[@ZeroXionXZ]

OK Good so I was not imagining that

[@4tw4ever]

I admire the dedication to detail in this comment thread

[@dragonerd5305]

"So Oricalcos can take peoples souls, make monsters turn real and create illusions of hundreds of people?!" "Welcome to season four, the show where the magical powers are made up and the plot doesn't matter."

[@hariseldon02]

*Drew Carey:* "That's right, the plot is just like Tristan's backstory."

[@nobody2996]

Don't you mean 'Welcome to Yu-Gi-Oh'?

[@rynobehnke8289]

I Don't see a difference to the millennium Items I mean the puzzle alone can:Host an entire separate soul and said soul can take over the body of the puzzles wearer and make him sound like Dan green, mind crush people, force souls into trading cards (see the first bakura duel), makes you immune to flame throwers and lets the wearer change destiny (and yes that's why yugi always draws the right card at the right time).

[@0axis771]

Don't forget time travel. Cause clearly the Millennium Puzzle is what allowed Atem to return to his ancient past from unlocking his memories, but this ultimately invoked the final Shadow RPG, and thus caused the new memories to take place over the old, so what happens in the game becomes the new history.

[@phoenixflamegames1]

Amapanda :3 Welp that beats my fanfiction.

[@gunslingergirl2579]

How'd I know Tea was going to say "orgasm"? "I've been transported into a young adult novel." Truly, there is no greater hell.

[@cunningsmile4166]

No kidding.

[@dreamerofvocaloids]

"You can talk to snakes??" "Do you know anything about me?!" Confirmed that Tristan is a parseltongue.

[@anitanielsen1061]

He's a PARSELMOUTH. PARSELTONGUE IS THE LANGUAGE

[@JadenMoon1475]

@@anitanielsen1061: *I SECOND!!*

[@brainflash1]

[M A X I M U M D I S D A I N]

[@abdurrahmanakal8266]

My favorite part in the episode.

[@Hinasil]

My standu!『M A X I M U M D I S D A I N』

[@thexxsniperxxgaming5253]

"Season 4 but everytime they say Orichalcos the plot gets dummer" Wait theres a difference?

[@BETD911]

The Hideo Kojima line is the most underrated thing in this episode.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Was that the guy wrote created Godzilla?

[@scottbecker4367]

@@cunningsmile4166 Metal Gear

[@Fedekpc]

@@scottbecker4367 Also. The Psycho Mantis reference but I forgot the actual episode. I think it was from Season two.

[@jackkrzykowski841]

Alister’s flashback brother being named “Nokuba” is probably my favorite joke in the series. He’s barely a character yet LK made him so memorable. That’s the kind of thing that makes YGO abridged special

[@medorath8533]

Episode recap: OMG YES! YEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEES! Best episode!

[@Darkcyanide100]

Medorath KAIBA: I am now a member of the Mile High club!!!! What y’all looking at me like that? YAMI: KAIBA, what do you think the Mile high club is? KAIBA: Isn’t that where you beat someone in a duel while on a plane? YAMI: Actually......... yes that’s exactly what It meant. KAIBA: MILE HIGH CLUB! LMFAO😂

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*_MOKUBA! Wake up so I can tell you to Shut up!_*

[@ark7204]

Yeeessss for the Kaiba's dragon fetish and Foot fetish fans!

[@kombatserbia6034]

Hey guys do you see this comment I see

[@windinthewillow1871]

Agree

[@Gin-qw8oz]

Alister: " You have button just to get rid of the furniture ? " Kaiba: " Of course I do. What kind of fool would play card games on a table !? What is this, the dark ages !?"

[@AquosYeah]

Gin 4368 we live in dark times 😢

[@paradoxzee6834]

Gin 4368 Maybe is thats why every kid wants a duel disk.

[@Gin-qw8oz]

Man, Did you know that they made the vr duel ring in Japan, which of course, creates holograms of the cards .. too bad, I need to go there and try it T^T

[@Gin-qw8oz]

see here 3dvrcentral.com/2017/08/24/augmented-reality-duel-yu-gi-oh-world-championship-2017/

[@master_matthew]

You realize that a Duel Disk is an overblown portable table?

[@croverns164]

'Never bring a tank to a card game' Literally summoned a tank seconds later

[@austinarnold4460]

I like that in the end there when Yami confronts Kaiba about what he thinks the mile high club is and he takes him seriously and when he gives him interpretation of what it is Yami is also like. "Yeah That sounds about right, what else could it be?"

[@cunningsmile4166]

No. Be knows its having sex on a plane. Seriously. He KNOWS sex jokes

[@Swordmaster7th]

Except in the dream I'm always saved in the last second by magical dragons and it's the best day of m- *shaky fanboy voice* OMG yes it's actually happening!!!! YEEESSSSS!!!!!

[@theblan1k0ne]

Tea/Anzu: That depends. Do you see 3 legendary dragons helping a plane land while Seto Kaiba has what sounds like the biggest orgasm of his life?

[@theblan1k0ne]

Kaiba: YEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!! YEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!

[@theskelebox]

Okay, good; I wasn't the only one imagining that.

[@cunningsmile4166]

YEEEEEEESS

[@danross2144]

I mean, who wouldn't?

[@ChillyReaper]

Kaiba: In the interest of safety, there is absolutely no smoking during this duel. All duel disks must he set to airplane mode. And in the likely event that I completely own your ass at card games, emergency lighting will illuminate the way to the exit so you can get the hell out of my life.

[@Alan8tor]

ChillyReaper Bad ass

[@cunningsmile4166]

That's NEARLY EXACTLY what Kaiba WOULD say!!

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*_SHUT UP, MOKUBA!!!_*

[@DizzleGamerViewer]

ChillyReaper64 Arguably, one of the best quotes in the abridge.

[@VixXstazosJOB]

Yet i still felt reaaaaally bad for Allister..... i mean his motive did make sense. Even irl i could bet there's something legal for - I'm a rich guy with an inherited company, my dad made something awfull with that company when it was his, now i'm somewhat responsible since i own it now -

[@Entification]

"This alone proves humanity is worth saving, I mean we made a Dragon Robot Tank." -Kaiba, 2016

[@ignisking759]

Kaiba's YEEESSSS!!!!!!!! Was just too funny and so full of happiness, it's hard not to smile. 12:12

[@NotTheWheel]

Goku has Ultra Instinct. Atem has Maximum Disdain.

[@sakyosakho64]

NotTheWheel Kaiba has money

[@NotTheWheel]

That was funny! Top drawer friend good job! :D

[@Metrion77]

Broly has maximum power Yami has maximum disdain King has maximum overdrive Fight to the death

[@BC_Birdie]

"Kaiba Corp is partnered with United, they're pros" 😂😂

[@thyeeter]

B.C. Birdie Alister:It's aiming right at you! Kaiba:There are guns all over the thing! What isn't it aiming at!?

[@E3ECO]

This explains so much.

[@antoninocavallo7040]

and yet so little

[@siuroy2694]

CARD GAMES ON AIRPLANES

[@centerflag982]

"You've learned nothing from my heavy-handed hallucination!" "Maybe if you'd picked imagery from someone other than my country's primary ally..." In retrospect I'm actually a bit surprised even the original anime producers, much less 4kids, allowed the Abrams' use by the Flashback Bad Guys

[@disastrophe1433]

Ohmygod it's here. It's HERE!!! The episode... THE EPISODE! The one I've been waiting for since I first discovered this series back in... 2010. The 46th episode, Melvin'd, had just come out. I discovered the show with my younger step-brother, and we laughed ourselves sick as we watched episode after episode. And I, who had seen the show during its original run, said to him, who had not, "I can't wait until he gets to Season 4, where a biker gang run by a 10,000-year-old Atlantean king steals people's souls by beating them at card games, and Kaiba duels one of them on top of a flying plane, which almost crashes but then is rescued by three actual dragons." He, understandably, thought I was stringing words together at random, so I showed him the episode Flight of Fear, and we resigned ourselves to waiting for it, in all its glory. And oh, what a wait it was. There were times when I didn't think we'd make it. Cancellation seemed inevitable at numerous points. Years went by with one or two episodes trickling out between them. And here we are, almost eight years later. It's unbelievable. Almost overwhelming. Thank you, Martin, for making these. And for continuing to make them, in the face of every obstacle life threw in your path. Truly, you are doing the Pharaoh's work. I hope you go strong until the end of the series. I'll be watching until then.

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

There are good and bad things worth waiting for. Season 4 of Yu Gi Oh being directed well is one of the good ones. It's been a long and strange journey, but we can say we've been there. We've seen the Atlantean biker gangs. We've seen Mai, Weevil, and Rex deal with the existential questions of their characterizations. We've seen Kaiba saved by actual dragons after making his dragon more dragony by fusing it with a dragon while wearing dragon wings then shooting down Metal Gear Aeros after it blew up his dragon robot tank. We've seen Tea's bare feet. At this point, it's already a masterpiece. It's been a pleasure, comrades.

[@UchihaFabio]

Me too man. and then i found TFS too, best abridgers.

[@anim7132]

...

[@jojahola]

FONX8 Eagle Tfs And Little kuriboh are Awesome

[@UchihaFabio]

Asick Killer even x men evolution abridged is somewhat great

[@TheAJKahn]

Hunger Games 2: The Divergent Maze Runner I would totally buy this book, as long as Little Kuriboh writes it.

[@johndoe122able]

Kaiba isn't even actually related to him, he's adopted! 🤣

[@korstmahler]

10:26 When you're about to win in duel links and you see the connection waver

[@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber]

This was a Kaiba episode where Kaiba had the best lines. Can we all agree with that?

[@Seto_KaibaX]

Daniels316Gaming I have the best lines period.

[@kylepessell1350]

Now to be fair. Tristan almost won again with only one or two lines. "I wish our master was here" and "I signed away our rights as humans in season 1" Me: Bwahahahaha!

[@topster888]

Joey: "You can talk to snakes??" Tristan: "Don't you know ANYTHING about me?"

[@lorddouche1891]

in my opinion, Kaiba always has the best lines, he has been my favorite character since the beginning :P

[@Seto_KaibaX]

Lord Douche I agree, I believe my name clarifies whom my fav anime character is.

[@chrisallen4016]

"i swear on my life that we didn't keep a single flying war machine of death" "This is Kaiba Corp war machine 1 on rescue approach with Death Squadron, how may we assist you Mr Kaiba" I laughed far too much at this.

[@clairemacfarlane3639]

Chris Allen I died there!!!

[@__-dr5vm]

Turns out they're just a medical relief squadron and kaiba has a twisted sense of humor

[@jeremysorejian]

the gaming democracy they aren’t dragons planes so who cares

[@TheTIMEforComedy]

Chris Allen probably one of the best jokes of the episode man. still good after a year.

[@fwzikurdistan7345]

YOU LIED TO ME !!!!

[@ayyylmao101]

Kaiba screaming with joy because he was saved by dragons has to be one of the all time best moments of YGOTAS

[@ethanhostetler4007]

Kaiba's Emergency Exit line was gold.

[@jasmillgamer1530]

“Clearly your a handmaiden.” “I can’t believe I showed you my feet.”

[@serenedesire972]

Jasmill Gamer 15 😂

[@coyotefever105]

Jasmill Gamer 15 DeviantArt that now!!

[@ObsidianAge]

You're*

[@patrickbuckley7259]

Girl thinks she's in love, and is clearly fishing to see what his fetish is, but the moment he lets her know what he's REALLY into she just kink shames him. Tsk, tsk. (I am truly sorry if this joke made anyone feel uncomfortable. Sometimes my jokes go too far. That being said, grow a thicker skin.)

[@patrickbuckley7259]

@@UnprofessionalProfessor Whoosh.

[@itsnicole11]

Can't wait for the hunger games 2: the divergent maze runner

[@lilymoon8864]

Ryuk the shinigami MILE HIGH CLUB!

[@missmagrew]

IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!

[@patrickgowen324]

Coming never

[@itsnotevenfunny]

LOL I TOTALLY READ ALL THOSE BOOKS AND I WANT THAT CROSS-OVER RIGHT NOW I GOT VERONICA ROTH Y'ALL GET THE OTHER AUTHORS XD

[@dakarai47]

"Do you think im a slave" "Of course not," "You are a hand maiden" lmaooooo got me in tears

[@LordMabalon]

Alister: "Thank you for flying Orichalcos Airlines! If you look out the window, you''ll see one of the *many* plot holes in Season 4! Wait, sorry, that's the Grand Canyon." Okay, guys, I think we're gonna have to pack it in. I'm pretty sure no other burn or joke that gets made is ever going to be able to top *that*.

[@deathomenbrianna8808]

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!! I AM NOW A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB” 😂😂😂😂

[@alaplaya5]

DeathOmen Brianna *googling* ohhh....ahahaha...ha...

[@ProlificPops]

I love how innocent Kaiba actually is lmao

[@Shadowslash1]

1) I bet google is getting an influx of people looking that up 2) Its even worse since he came out holding someone who's passed out XD

[@ZeroCalamityYT]

Lol STOHP

[@UchihaFabio]

Goddammit Nappa

[@fizzles5]

Kaiba episodes are always the best

[@bsbazzman]

“And it’s all thanks to the power of the Ori-“ “Yeah he’s dead” 😂😂😂😂

[@popstarchamp]

Episode 76 is banned right now. It was probably because of THE POWER OF THE ORICHALCOS!!!

[@epicbruhmoment6985]

"War is bad, death is bad, my stepfather was bad" thats why he killed him.

[@dannymusic]

Robot. Dragon. Tank.

[@PlebNC]

Now it just needs to be transgender, a ninja and a pirate and we'll have all demographics covered.

[@jude4195]

BEST MATCH

[@DarkusAltair]

dannymusic Is that a leak for a Best Match for Kamen Rider Build

[@246kaia]

Yes! Kamen rider fans!!!! I am so glad i am nit the only one who thought that :D

[@DarkusAltair]

Shiki Stark Best part, they all already have FullBottles

[@brandonlopezfox]

“YoU LiEd To mE!!” Lmao! gets me every time.

[@LapisD]

I love how Kaiba don't care about anymore and just accepts everything that happens and rolls with it

[@MulettoMotorsports]

Well taking to consideration we didn't see what happened in the cockpit while Kaiba was screaming watching dragons... The Mile High Club doesn't seem that far off.

[@HeilRay]

Heres a hint. Do NOT Shine a UV Light in the cockpit, you'll go blind.

[@plum3343]

I don't think jacking off counts so unless you're implying that Kaiba raped someone/thing I still don't think he qualifies.

[@nicolasposner1417]

Well, he did come out of the plane carrying Alistair's unconscious body sooooo...

[@MulettoMotorsports]

DIS GUY GOT IT.

[@ErikPT]

Probably just another maid of his

[@TaeSunWoo]

“I signed our lives away in season 1” I can’t with Tristan. Edit: wtf. Of course he’d be a parseltongue.

[@E3ECO]

His voice gives him super powers.

[@japanrockzone1394]

Filthy Koreaboo

[@dDeckon]

1:22 Joey: You Can Talk to Snakes? Tristan: Do You Know ANYTHING About me???

[@spikejrb7572]

But why couldn’t they go around the snake? Or throw Rex on it and use him as a bridge?

[@baconburgerboy1583]

Kaiba : Yes... YES Me: "Trying really hard not to spit out my soda" Kaiba: YEEEEEEEEEEES ME: "Spits outs my soda and ruins my entire tv" (I was KZbin phone streaming on my TV, which is now covered in Dr pepper)

[@sleazymeezy]

F for your Dr pepper

[@2NDxDementionX322]

12:53 Best Kaiba line ever. "MILE HIGH CLUB!"

[@Eastwoodhood]

I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MAN!!

[@JaimeGonzalezBarojas]

Seto: Nokuba, answer me, how does a group of children survive in a war-torn enviroment like this? Nokuba: We mostly use get by using our street smarts and ingenuity. Seto: My brother mokuba is pretty good at handling dangerous situations too. -Meanwhile at the pilot cabin- Mokuba: if 4 kids were still around here they wouldnt let me die like this

[@giovanniorellana2200]

Take a shot every time LittleKuriboh points out something wrong with Season 4 in this Abridged Series!

[@Lkdog]

Fuck you I love my liver

[@manuellara9644]

Giovanni Orellana I’m pretty Sure we would be died by the YGOTAS episode 64

[@derpfantasy3311]

Giovanni Orellana m8 wed be dead by ep 62

[@dustyfedora]

Giovanni Orellana that drinking game is just as dangerous as the Stephen King drinking game

[@plplkpok]

We'd all be dead by now...

[@givemethelamp2652]

How the hell did it take me 3 years to realise that Cornelius Jr is a reference to Marik Sr's snake Cornelius? They even mention the basketball thing.

[@ConnorRambles]

Cornelius Junior....it's 2021, but I finally get that joke now!