Episode Thirty One of Crit the Bed

Jumping back in, we find ourselves in the heated grand chamber beneath the fortified keep of Goldenfileds, your enemy smote at your feet. So of course, Aya immediately strips off and wears the clothes of her enemy, Chad opens a book and nearly lets out the cursed hells and Muic makes sure no one crushes any pets with crystals. Once Aya has made her transition into hot goth paladin, our team decide to attempt their escape. But on the otherside of the door they discover the Imperiatrices have discovered Chad’s Pad and four spellweavers are attempting to dismiss it to rescue their beleaguered Vigilies Sependum. But our party are having none of this, so Muic burns one of their dicks off, Pater rains down fire like a Lady Gaga video and Chad dimension doors into the Pad for some more groinal abuse. Once their enemies attempt their escape, Pater, in a moment of sheer frightening tactical genius turns the stone stair case above the fleeing guards into mud, crushing all below. To perfectly cover their tracks, Aya commands Kosttas to consume Ephan Bartatriss and Chad places five skulls on the floor, before Pater turns the mud back to stone and they all teleport into Chad’s bed, back home in good old peaceful Blackmire… -- Watch live at / critthebedshow