Episode Twelve: Thirst Traps | Violating Community Guidelines

[@zest4530]

This podcast is part of my weekly slay routine

[@paigerennie9613]

Yes slay Sunday = Sam and Colby Monday= Violating Community Guidelines

[@circekidd6919]

@@paigerennie9613 i dont think ive ever related to something more

[@CheersMyDudes]

I read that as “slap routine” probably following the Will Smith incident

[@gabriellerose2293]

gotta stay girlbossing

[@paigerennie9613]

@@gabriellerose2293 yesss

[@chelseymiracle4323]

Me, turning 30 this year: *jots down “life doesn’t begin at conception, it begins at 30” and saves for later*

[@dumptruckanonymous9532]

Extra funny if you add 1 year every birthday

[@Hazy_sweets]

Pissed I turned 30 last year and missed my chance to share that 😂

[@breannegoby2466]

yup same, same

[@sophiareed6756]

I can never listen to this podcast in public bc then I look insane laughing to myself on campus

[@stayfierce]

im also paranoid my AirPods will disconnect and everyone will hear about sharted on jeans out of context lol

[@londonharvey4079]

Literally me rn

[@jvmikendvll]

I wish I had the control to do this. As soon as I see it’s been posted I have to watch immediately. Don’t care where I am or who is around

[@sophiareed6756]

@@jvmikendvll oh I don’t have the control lol. I choose to look psychotic walking around campus lol

[@hantheminion]

me

[@megsssss]

The absolute worst kind of 'Thirst Traps' on tiktok where guys pretending to finger their phones. That was an illness

[@roxypicasso66]

it’s even more cringy when they put their face slightly out of frame and do some weird flex with their jaw and act like they’re kissing someone out of frame????? and act like that was the sexiest thing they could’ve ever done

[@Imberis]

I have never seen this and I never, ever want to.

[@Takapon218]

The way I blocked this from my memory

[@pjvibranium6911]

I feel like that was the vine equivalent of when every dude was humping the fucking ground to pony by Ginuwine

[@Yamismol]

The guy pretending to plug up his gf on her period

[@meghanjohnston879]

This podcast is therapeutically hilarious for anyone who grew up online. Favourite notification to get on Monday’s 💗 much love from an internet gremlin

[@gingerbihhh]

This is exactly it! I love them together

[@danielmcelroy4505]

💯😅

[@leahfide]

TRUE! It’s SO therapeutic

[@sc00byp00h]

YES! absolutely

[@beaniesnweenies]

Great way to put it! ❤️

[@happygilmore3023]

One of my biggest pet peeves with thirst traps is when ppl don’t clean their surroundings before they take that picture, like why are you taking an ass shots and you have a mcchicken wrapper on the floor. Come on now😭

[@Ganbarizer]

We love a messy queen 👑

[@tinalyzhen]

or when there's a kid/baby in the background like BRO CHECK UR SURROUNDINGS FR

[@barmhjertige1]

No time! Gotta get that ass pic out to everyone I know (and don’t know) as soon as possible!

[@reviewbrethren8090]

that’s where the “damn bitch, you live like this?” Meme in the dms comes in clutch

[@bug5117]

@@reviewbrethren8090 hope someone sends you that meme when youre depressed and need a boost

[@georgialandie9930]

Yall should do an episode on Internet surveillance/ the “my FBI agent” meme. Love the show!

[@hansolohansolo]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@dannygochicoa8867]

Good idea 🎉

[@tarinodell8383]

Okay this the one

[@oatmealhoney7446]

YES

[@sarahclegg7548]

VOUCH!

[@katie_a1075]

I know woman in their thirties say this a lot, but truly my self confidence in my thirties is the best it’s ever been. I’ve just accepted the way I look without the pressure of being “hot” like I did in my twenties. I’m genuinely happy with myself and it’s fucking liberating.

[@Hazy_sweets]

I’ve never been so confident in my life since turning 30! Best thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

[@kylarose3740]

I'm 25 and oddly excited to be in my thirties and be done with the feeling of having to conform

[@emilythenormal]

Same! There are still some things I'm working through at 30, but overall I'm happier than I've even been with my body. :)

[@heatherbrown6110]

Omg yes! Not only my own self esteem and confidence but My relationship is even better than it was in our twenties. More mature and secure. I love being 30.

[@ShareiceClick]

I wish this was the case for me. I always had amazing self esteem until I got sober right before my 30th bday and for the past 2 years I've struggled to see any good qualities in myself. Fucking mental illness sucks!

[@piiga]

Saying "fighting my demons" about holding your poop in is incredibly funny and genius

[@caitybutton]

Girls vs. guy thirst traps is something I just talked about with a friend. I’ve narrowed it down to two things 1. Guys thirst traps are generally always cocky not confident which is ick and womens are usually confident instead of cocky. 2. Womens thirst traps often have to do with some type of transition that involves skills such as hair, makeup, fashion, etc. whereas men just look in the camera and wink.

[@aloeleaf]

Nailed it

[@Takapon218]

A lot of the guys have what I like to call “secret” work though. They usually use a filter or they’re using a trick to look better (some of them are even using makeup and such.) It’s just less ‘attractive’ or ‘masculine’ ig to show the transition for those things 👁

[@freeloading_toad]

Well of course men are cockier 🙄 they’re the ones that have cocks- duh! (This is a joke btw. I think your observations are pretty on point but I had to laugh at the ‘cock’ in ‘cockier’)

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

some womens thirst traps are just looking hot and looking into the camera tho which is obviously fine but yeah just saying

[@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-]

@@user-np8yf8fj2w not the majority of em like mens tho.

[@Sisterlucy666]

Is a life without men the secret to perfect skin? Because Sarah's skin is glowing.

[@Emmysn0w]

Maybe it’s the lesbian in her

[@Grace-vy2fj]

@@humanure0 tf how ? Babe you better delete that comment

[@noname-tu3tm]

@@humanure0 uh we lookin at the same girl? her skin looks amazing you freak

[@violatingcommunityguidelines]

​@@humanure0 Sarah here, don't ever say this again. I don't care if you're "joking." Keep your negative comments to the void that is your brain.

[@seikoshinohara3084]

@@Grace-vy2fj what'd he say 😧

[@AndreLuizSeco]

i can't wait for brittany's eggs to drop as merch 😍

[@Chloe-cs2nc]

i’m gonna raise one under an incubator ✨✨✨

[@hctr9864]

ENOUGH!!!!!!! 😭😭

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

broski army

[@jeejypeej]

I AM NO LONGER ALIVE

[@solarfields5100]

#broskieggtion

[@manahall]

sarah is infectiously funny ive never even seen a person that could make me laugh the way they do its amazing

[@virginiawoods655]

I’m a lifeguard and these two lady firefighters come and swim at the pool sometimes. I literally drool over them. I never get up from the chair except for when they come. Also I usually wear a shirt and pants over my bathing suit but on Wednesdays? Nah. That’s firefighter day.

[@sarvolkskaya]

The 12yo in me giggled at “except for when they come” lol

[@haileyelizabeth7441]

if you’re familiar with the challenge accepted series on youtube by michelle, she did an episode of 911 dispatch and the women who trained her, very attractive to me ngl and im not single

[@scandinavianclownhjonk195]

I love how Sarah has been wearing shades inside and i feel so bad that the podcast listeners arent able to experience that hilarity

[@milogallagher-zk3ul]

It’s bc they have sensory issues i think 😌 which is why i wear them too

[@scandinavianclownhjonk195]

@@milogallagher-zk3ul that makes alot of sense. It does look bright in there lol i just love all her funny shades

[@findon2467]

@@scandinavianclownhjonk195 sarah goes by they/them! I love the variety of shades its so fun

[@scandinavianclownhjonk195]

@@findon2467 oh man i forgot, thank you for correcting me!

[@findon2467]

@@scandinavianclownhjonk195 🙌🙌🙌

[@samstaples6766]

Sarah’s just out tryin to get Brittany to shit herself from laughing 😂😂

[@cara1860]

there's a corgi in my neighborhood named stanley so whenever you reference stanley putting weird shit in the outline I think of him

[@donotgotthis]

I'd now like to assign Stanely The Editor a corgi fursona on behalf of Broski Nation

[@KM-wj8yr]

I am now associating Stanley with a corgi thank you

[@cara1860]

@@donotgotthis I second that

[@maery222]

A

[@laurennnn9642]

“Every lesbian is friends with their ex” Not Me getting ready rn to go smoke w my ex & her gf 💀💀💀

[@kyla6303]

I have severe adhd, and this is the only podcast i’m able to watch and stay entertained while doing so. I really appreciate you guys and your contagious laughter. 10/10 experience

[@macy3857]

same here, i usually have an attention span of less than 5 seconds if something doesn’t interest me but i can literally just sit and watch this without doing anything else

[@zuko.O]

This and the Sweet Boys podcast are my adhd SAVIOUR🙏🏻

[@SharCaydo]

Brittany: “I don’t have any straight man followers” Me, a straight man: “well.. this is awkward” But seriously I think Brittany is funny af and idk why she wouldn’t have straight male followers, aside from their fragile masculinity 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@_.lizziejohnson]

oh i love this

[@KoKo-wu5ed]

hey welcome and I don't get either but eh there missing out on some funny shit along with her make up looks ✨YES✨ ~

[@danii2661]

I’m not even kidding when I say I’ve been depression napping for 48 hours and this podcast drooping gave me the seritonin to get out of bed. Thanks babessss

[@LifeDiaryGedi]

Right??? Me too unfortunately, well done and much love

[@JosiesCloset]

Sarah going "Is he hot?" and then takes off her sunglasses and squints sends me into the suns core lmao Edit: I love Brittany and Sarah so much and their energy honestly bounces off of each other and makes my day so much happier

[@gianna5980]

these come out at around 1am my time and i always convince myself that it’s a good idea to listen to them to help me fall asleep, but it never is

[@barbarasolha]

Me currently listening at 3AM :)

[@turtlevlogs1062]

The fact that people "aren't allowed" to see the beauty in themselves is infuriating, fuck colonized beauty standards.

[@KoKo-wu5ed]

YESSS like there's this tick-tock trend of the "perfect" nose vs revealing your actual nose size, if its the same or not like bitch I love my big nose I don't need this shit, plus my family would point out my tooth gap saying I need braces I love that part of me too, why can't people realize that beauty is not one look

[@WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes]

@@KoKo-wu5ed I tried one of those perfect face filters and I cried cause it was all wrong 😅 and I don't even like my face.

[@dogdonut3]

@KoKo That great that you have that confidence, very admirable!

[@meghanjohnston879]

“Do you want me to go on tiktok right now, and go on your spam, and you look at that stuff… And you call it your craft?” I WAS CACKLING

[@juliawasshere]

Sarah’s delivery was impeccable 😭

[@bellabatchelor8046]

i was losing my mind

[@candacesmusic]

Obsessed with this podcast. I re-listen to the past episodes and laugh just as hard every time.

[@katelynkumer4668]

"I've never dated anyone funnier than me but like, I date guys, so........." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahsides4296]

Ready for the church service from our favorite southern pastors

[@ariana8445]

this is the ONLY way to start my week. These 2 lovely ladies literally get me to my 8am without verbally/physically assaulting someone. i am #forevergrateful

[@ayannaw63]

Iconic Monday, this podcast, Sarah’s sunglasses, thee brittney broski I’m ready to now do my chores I’ve been putting off.

[@francescadrums2062]

"Show us the muscles you got in jail!" almost made me choke on my coffee, you two are so funny

[@bethanybryan927]

Literally just caught up on the podcast yesterday and today is my cleaning day so you guys came in clutch. Love you both so much

[@bonnyjimenez8595]

Sarah always pops off with the funniest comparisons/quips mixed with Brittany's reactionary laughter. Uuugh so happy you two decided to podcast

[@xTessriel]

Me, a 6ft tall, "sturdy" lesbian, mediocrly funny, from Oklahoma, listening to this podcast: 👁👄👁

[@Zha-ke]

Hit her up girlie😉

[@justadragonryu]

I had to back up like 20 minutes because I just drifted away thinking about Sarah and this fire fighter having a whole life together.

[@rinston]

well now you gotta write it down and post it as a fanfic - it’s what sarah deserves

[@Chortlebrah]

Brittany's witch laugh at 10:14 giving her a villain edit

[@vampbiite]

i have been absolutely exhausted out of my mind, had my first baby yesterday and i completely forgot this podcast came out on mondays, this is like a rejuvenation for my soul you two are funny as ever

[@princesstuesday5287]

congrats on the baby!!! 🥳💛

[@persassyjackson1688]

Congratulations!!! I hope you and the baby are happy and healthy! ❤

[@Amazinglexi3]

Congrats! I hope you are feeling well and your baby is healthy!

[@vampbiite]

thank you for the kind words!! i had completely forgot i posted this comment. but we are doing great, and he is very happy and energetic 🖤🖤

[@persassyjackson1688]

@@vampbiite That's fantastic and you're very welcome! I wish you both all the best!

[@taylorwegrich3250]

The part about feeling degraded when hanging out with nurses was so funny to me. I am a nurse and I love your podcast. Also you said you are verbally abused a lot being on KZbin. Funny because as a nurse I am also verbally abused by patients. We aren’t really that different. Love you guys.

[@kerollaynemoreira7536]

"show us your prison tats!" "It's like Dolly Parton" the WHIPLASH

[@charleee787]

“This is just a tangent branch” *is 1hr12m long 😅😅😅* I always click on the notification the second I see that you posted, thanks for all y’all do!

[@claracallejo2824]

I learned that to make friends you need 40 hours of interaction and 60 hours for a close friend. Like when you are in school (i.e. highschool, college, etc) you are 5 to 6 hours a day with the same people while as an adult, the thibg that you use the most is the internet so it makes sense that making friends on the internet feels a lot easier than in other places.

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

id this true

[@thefinalgirl6907]

It makes me sad to hear that they don't think they're pretty without makeup or good lighting, every body type and side profile is perfect and it matters, you are both attractive in your own special ways and I love you both so much, you make my day

[@traineraude]

i know people often don't read their older content's comments, but i'm at the hour and twelve minute-ish mark and i wanted to say, i really think both of y'all are just absolutely gorgeous. you're so beautiful and funny and the way you interact reminds me a lot of how my roommate and i interact and it's like, really making my day. i'm binging your podcast as i work on a diamond painting and every episode so far has just been a total banger.

[@neutralmakhotel]

"just a reminder that i'm still hot" that is literally how i found brittany after knowing her as the kombucha girl!! i saw one of her tweets where she captioned a selfie like that, then i followed her on everything, and now here i am

[@jennbt4342]

The most relatable thing ever is Sarah saying "maybe I'm just too gay for this" maybe I'll get it tattooed

[@La_1E_TJ]

Every time I finish watching one of these, I feel like you two said everything that we all think about but never vocalise or tell anyone else and I love that

[@qwitchyy]

I met my fiancé because I commented on a thirst trap he posted. Miracles do happen, people.

[@jessc4436]

Lmao about forms of ID: I once got into a bar with an old High School ID -for the picture- and the Hospital Bracelet I STILL HAD ON that had my birthday on it 😂😂

[@tatumdean6302]

Funniest podcast ever, binge watched all the old episodes in a day and my stomach mussels hurt from laughing so hard

[@laurenl1088]

“Oh thirst traps! This should be hilarious! More cringy post conversations!” *discusses creating and then eliminating an army of their own spawn*

[@kathleenh4798]

Me in my 20s: I'm going to sell my eggs because I have no money Me in my 30s: I'm going to freeze my eggs because I have no honey

[@2542lauren]

can’t wait for episode 13, knowing y’all filmed the first 12 before release. before you knew how much we LOVE IT 🥲

[@soup8900]

omg didn't know this, next week is gonna be so good!!!

[@kiona1816]

Ahhh I didn’t know this and I am so excited now!!!

[@Notavailableatthismoment]

I was going to resign myself to crying a lone in my room then I saw you guys posted. Thank You

[@Ezra_Scales]

I don't know about you but I still plan on crying alone in my room after this episode lol.

[@vampbiite]

feel better soon

[@ianna_chia]

timestamping 45:00 for myself FOREVER - “when love is conditional growing up, post your tits online when you’re older” hit me like a fucking bring to the head, simultaneously made me laugh and cry from how much i felt that

[@noname9482]

Thank you two for uploading this episode while I'm currently in my most-hated class- this podcast never fails to cheer me up ✨

[@peachsprouts1771]

Sarah: “they have to look sturdy” Me, a twig: “fuck”

[@alyssamairewood2538]

The “you call this your craft” reminds me of that tiktok sound, “this is not the land, this is Glendale” 😂😂

[@Ganbarizer]

"and that's when i found out bahrain is a country." she's so proud of that. lol

[@Thevolcomification]

My favorite thing to do in the WHOLE world is to uber food and get high while watching this amazing podcast, LOVE YOU QUEENS! 👑

[@AB-xp2lt]

I'd love to hear y'all talk about the intersection of thirst trapping and body checking

[@bs5817]

"my parents are unloving and cold and distant" literally laughed out loud

[@cryptid6642]

Slapping this on for my drive to class every Monday keeps me sane

[@italktoomuch5885]

Brittany and Sarah, I wholehearted believe that you are both very, VERY GORGEOUS!!!!! Please don't ever forget how much you help people laugh and feel genuinely happy effortlessly. Love y'all

[@danijackson2386]

This podcast on my break is what gets me through mondays at the daycare❤️

[@Jess-tu6lc]

This podcast gives me serotonin, I constantly re-watch previous episodes. Y'all make me get gut hurting laughs

[@Kitty8598]

literally the only thing getting me through mondays

[@peacetoad-lt8dq]

The fact these come out on Monday is so perfect bc what else is good that happens on Monday?!

[@tru_lav1524]

This gives me enough serotonin to get through the week

[@meganholloran373]

I just discovered this podcast, binged all of them, and now there's a new one! Yay! This is absolutely the most entertaining podcast I've ever heard!

[@sydney9011]

"Fighting your demons aka turtling" SENT ME TO THE MOON

[@kazetasj]

45:45 sarah's roast about brittany's "craft" comedy KILLS me

[@Alex-et9gl]

The part about adults making friends is so true! It’s hard making friends not on the internet. I didn’t go to college, I’m currently in between jobs and most of my coworkers have been way older than me. I use bumble bff too, but I haven’t had a whole lot of luck. Shits weird man, I wish it was appropriate to just approach someone in person and see if there’s a connection haha

[@brookesargent8249]

My favorite part of each episode is waiting for either one of you to call out Stanley for a random nonsensical sentence 😂 love all 3 of yall so much

[@ryaneisenbacher1408]

Honey wake up Violating Community Guidelines posted their pod we’ve been waiting for

[@reastrout3307]

“do you want me to go on your spam right now and call to your CRAFT” LMFAOOOO

[@amnoirgg8563]

Dang, in between the burps and pussy jokes there’s the few bits that really hit home for me. The personality validation is so true. Love it.

[@Tom-gg7ue]

I love how they sign off while a video of a guy getting fake arrested is looping in the background

[@roslynswift8133]

y'all are both just the whole damn package, time to accept it

[@Tjgtjgtjg]

at 0:15 you guys harmonized in a perfect fifth and i just now realized that

[@cheeseball94]

the more i listen to this podcast the more my laugh starts to sound like brittany’s cackles

[@newspaperadvert]

SARAH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MENTIONING THE CANNIBAL COOKBOOK I WAS GETTING REALLY CONCERNED SHES MENTIONED IT SO MANY TIMES

[@williamrose3787]

Love hearing y’all talk about more recent trends, especially on tiktok Bc I am so out of the loop with all that

[@mariahnicoleparnell2850]

y’all genuinely make me so happy. y’all aren’t scared to be yourself, y’all aren’t mean, and you just have fun talking about silly things. highlight of my week ❤️❤️❤️

[@ManateeMaiden]

I was listening to the podcast but I HAD to come and watch Brittany’s reaction to the “turtling” joke 😂😂 so worth it

[@mjmickelsen0509]

Yelling at us about the n*pple part really sent me, “you’re a damn liar!!” Omfg, y’all bounce off each other so well. Sending love from Texas!

[@jnicls7]

Sarah was a freshman in 2009 and I was born in 2009, now I’m a freshman

[@Neamhain]

As someone who is going to turn 30 in the summer, the entire thing of teenagers acting like 20 somethings are ancient and decrept crones is mind boggling. 20 to 28 is YOUNG AS FCK. (I'm excluding 29, because I'm 29 and I feel old lol) But also, so many people act is if the second I turn 30 I'm just going explode into a cloud of dust, which really fucks with my mental views of my age. Like, logically, I know 30 isn't old at all. But whenever EVERYONE else is acting like 30 is the new 80, you start to doubt yourself.

[@angelalurtz3638]

I turned 30 in February, and I'm still a baby in some ways, lol. And no, not everybody is acting that way, just the internet children are. Maybe you're a little focused on them and missing out on many other perspectives?

[@camillajefferson386]

i'm 31, turning 32 in 21 days and it is such a relief to be 30. you'll love it! it still sucks to be called old when it feels like most of my life experiences happened in my 20s still, but besides that, actually being 30 rules.

[@cassidybrewer]

I turned 30 in august and I completely know what you mean. Like, everything hurts all the time but I’ve realized I am still pretty young in the grand scheme of things. I just hate when people have this association with being in your 30’s like it’s this major benchmark of when you need to have your shit together. Evolving throughout life and becoming more confident is the best.

[@laniadeon]

Started watching these podcast yesterday and almost watched all of them, now there’s a new one 🤞🏾😫

[@gracebarber4496]

The day you guys do a “drama channel” episode it’s OVER. i cant wait for the hot takes and burps.

[@seeker4629]

Honestly you two are helping me through this semester so much, thank you :)

[@ellybean9922]

a man called me an "odd lass" when he saw me laughing to myself when listening to this on my walk to uni this morning

[@Gabriel_is_scared]

"most of this conversation happened on the other episode, this is just a little tangent" the video : is over 1 hour long

[@emmalwooten]

suggested topic on its own: people overstepping on internet/celebrity social medias (unsolicited diagnosing, rude comments, etc)

[@abbey2cold]

The way Brittany sounded like the near clone of her mom- It's awesome.

[@AJMc509]

I felt how quick she ran to the add break. Fighting her demons

[@euphielovesu]

29:24 i agree with sara i’m the same way. it’s super weird to think ppl can get off without videos or smth

[@thats_crazy2175]

I'm not a big podcast person BUT this podcast cracks me UP. Brittany and Sarah are such an iconic duo and they give me the laughs I don't get enough of in my life. Ya'll are amazing!!!!!!

[@zachgonzalez2257]

I was watching the podcast and my boyfriend put on “Is it Cake?” In the background and I was like wait a damn minute… it was the episode Brittany was on 😂💀

[@myakadolph2507]

I’m genuinely so happy this podcast exist. I smoke a bowl every time I watch. It makes life a little bit more fun

[@77devon]

this podcast is the sole reason i can do my laundry and dishes