Episode Twelve: Thirst Traps | Violating Community Guidelines

POV: the 18-year-old white guy in the dorm room across from yours is pretending to get arrested for a TikTok video. Brittany and Sarah take a look into the internet's cringiest thirst traps, why they work, and how many times they've made their own.
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[@happygilmore3023]

One of my biggest pet peeves with thirst traps is when ppl don’t clean their surroundings before they take that picture, like why are you taking an ass shots and you have a mcchicken wrapper on the floor. Come on now😭

[@Rawker101]

We love a messy queen 👑

[@tinalyzhen]

or when there's a kid/baby in the background like BRO CHECK UR SURROUNDINGS FR

[@barmhjertige1]

No time! Gotta get that ass pic out to everyone I know (and don’t know) as soon as possible!

[@reviewbrethren8090]

that’s where the “damn bitch, you live like this?” Meme in the dms comes in clutch

[@bug5117]

@@reviewbrethren8090 hope someone sends you that meme when youre depressed and need a boost

[@megsssss]

The absolute worst kind of 'Thirst Traps' on tiktok where guys pretending to finger their phones. That was an illness

[@roxypicasso66]

it’s even more cringy when they put their face slightly out of frame and do some weird flex with their jaw and act like they’re kissing someone out of frame????? and act like that was the sexiest thing they could’ve ever done

[@Imberis]

I have never seen this and I never, ever want to.

[@Takapon218]

The way I blocked this from my memory

[@pjvibranium6911]

I feel like that was the vine equivalent of when every dude was humping the fucking ground to pony by Ginuwine

[@Yamismol]

The guy pretending to plug up his gf on her period

[@chelseymiracle4323]

Me, turning 30 this year: *jots down “life doesn’t begin at conception, it begins at 30” and saves for later*

[@dumptruckanonymous9532]

Extra funny if you add 1 year every birthday

[@Hazy_sweets]

Pissed I turned 30 last year and missed my chance to share that 😂

[@breannegoby2466]

yup same, same

[@piiga]

Saying "fighting my demons" about holding your poop in is incredibly funny and genius

[@sophiareed6756]

I can never listen to this podcast in public bc then I look insane laughing to myself on campus

[@stayfierce]

im also paranoid my AirPods will disconnect and everyone will hear about sharted on jeans out of context lol

[@londonharvey4079]

Literally me rn

[@jvmikendvll]

I wish I had the control to do this. As soon as I see it’s been posted I have to watch immediately. Don’t care where I am or who is around

[@sophiareed6756]

@@jvmikendvll oh I don’t have the control lol. I choose to look psychotic walking around campus lol

[@hantheminion]

me

[@zest4530]

This podcast is part of my weekly slay routine

[@paigerennie9613]

Yes slay Sunday = Sam and Colby Monday= Violating Community Guidelines

[@circekidd6919]

@@paigerennie9613 i dont think ive ever related to something more

[@CheersMyDudes]

I read that as “slap routine” probably following the Will Smith incident

[@gabriellerose2293]

gotta stay girlbossing

[@paigerennie9613]

@@gabriellerose2293 yesss

[@katie_a1075]

I know woman in their thirties say this a lot, but truly my self confidence in my thirties is the best it’s ever been. I’ve just accepted the way I look without the pressure of being “hot” like I did in my twenties. I’m genuinely happy with myself and it’s fucking liberating.

[@Hazy_sweets]

I’ve never been so confident in my life since turning 30! Best thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

[@kylarose3740]

I'm 25 and oddly excited to be in my thirties and be done with the feeling of having to conform

[@emilythenormal]

Same! There are still some things I'm working through at 30, but overall I'm happier than I've even been with my body. :)

[@heatherbrown6110]

Omg yes! Not only my own self esteem and confidence but My relationship is even better than it was in our twenties. More mature and secure. I love being 30.

[@shareiceclick]

I wish this was the case for me. I always had amazing self esteem until I got sober right before my 30th bday and for the past 2 years I've struggled to see any good qualities in myself. Fucking mental illness sucks!

[@laurennnn9642]

“Every lesbian is friends with their ex” Not Me getting ready rn to go smoke w my ex & her gf 💀💀💀

[@meghanjohnston879]

This podcast is therapeutically hilarious for anyone who grew up online. Favourite notification to get on Monday’s 💗 much love from an internet gremlin

[@gingerbihhh]

This is exactly it! I love them together

[@danielmcelroy4505]

💯😅

[@leahfide]

TRUE! It’s SO therapeutic

[@sc00byp00h]

YES! absolutely

[@beaniesnweenies]

Great way to put it! ❤️

[@georgialandie9930]

Yall should do an episode on Internet surveillance/ the “my FBI agent” meme. Love the show!

[@hansolohansolo]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@dannygochicoa8867]

Good idea 🎉

[@tarinodell8383]

Okay this the one

[@oatmealhoney7446]

YES

[@sarahclegg7548]

VOUCH!

[@samstaples6766]

Sarah’s just out tryin to get Brittany to shit herself from laughing 😂😂

[@AndreLuizSeco]

i can't wait for brittany's eggs to drop as merch 😍

[@Chloe-cs2nc]

i’m gonna raise one under an incubator ✨✨✨

[@hctr9864]

ENOUGH!!!!!!! 😭😭

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

broski army

[@jeejypeej]

I AM NO LONGER ALIVE

[@solarfields5100]

#broskieggtion

[@scandinavianclownhjonk195]

I love how Sarah has been wearing shades inside and i feel so bad that the podcast listeners arent able to experience that hilarity

[@milogallagher-zk3ul]

It’s bc they have sensory issues i think 😌 which is why i wear them too

[@scandinavianclownhjonk195]

@@milogallagher-zk3ul that makes alot of sense. It does look bright in there lol i just love all her funny shades

[@findon2467]

@@scandinavianclownhjonk195 sarah goes by they/them! I love the variety of shades its so fun

[@scandinavianclownhjonk195]

@@findon2467 oh man i forgot, thank you for correcting me!

[@findon2467]

@@scandinavianclownhjonk195 🙌🙌🙌

[@Sisterlucy666]

Is a life without men the secret to perfect skin? Because Sarah's skin is glowing.

[@Emmysn0w]

Maybe it’s the lesbian in her

[@Grace-vy2fj]

@@humanure0 tf how ? Babe you better delete that comment

[@noname-tu3tm]

@@humanure0 uh we lookin at the same girl? her skin looks amazing you freak

[@violatingcommunityguidelines]

​@@humanure0 Sarah here, don't ever say this again. I don't care if you're "joking." Keep your negative comments to the void that is your brain.

[@seikoshinohara3084]

@@Grace-vy2fj what'd he say 😧

[@virginiawoods655]

I’m a lifeguard and these two lady firefighters come and swim at the pool sometimes. I literally drool over them. I never get up from the chair except for when they come. Also I usually wear a shirt and pants over my bathing suit but on Wednesdays? Nah. That’s firefighter day.

[@sarvolkskaya]

The 12yo in me giggled at “except for when they come” lol

[@haileyelizabeth7441]

if you’re familiar with the challenge accepted series on youtube by michelle, she did an episode of 911 dispatch and the women who trained her, very attractive to me ngl and im not single

[@caitybutton]

Girls vs. guy thirst traps is something I just talked about with a friend. I’ve narrowed it down to two things 1. Guys thirst traps are generally always cocky not confident which is ick and womens are usually confident instead of cocky. 2. Womens thirst traps often have to do with some type of transition that involves skills such as hair, makeup, fashion, etc. whereas men just look in the camera and wink.

[@aloeleaf]

Nailed it

[@Takapon218]

A lot of the guys have what I like to call “secret” work though. They usually use a filter or they’re using a trick to look better (some of them are even using makeup and such.) It’s just less ‘attractive’ or ‘masculine’ ig to show the transition for those things 👁

[@freeloading_toad]

Well of course men are cockier 🙄 they’re the ones that have cocks- duh! (This is a joke btw. I think your observations are pretty on point but I had to laugh at the ‘cock’ in ‘cockier’)

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

some womens thirst traps are just looking hot and looking into the camera tho which is obviously fine but yeah just saying

[@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-]

@@user-np8yf8fj2w not the majority of em like mens tho.

[@cara1860]

there's a corgi in my neighborhood named stanley so whenever you reference stanley putting weird shit in the outline I think of him

[@donotgotthis]

I'd now like to assign Stanely The Editor a corgi fursona on behalf of Broski Nation

[@KM-wj8yr]

I am now associating Stanley with a corgi thank you

[@cara1860]

@@donotgotthis I second that

[@maery222]

A

[@manahall]

sarah is infectiously funny ive never even seen a person that could make me laugh the way they do its amazing

[@SharCaydo]

Brittany: “I don’t have any straight man followers” Me, a straight man: “well.. this is awkward” But seriously I think Brittany is funny af and idk why she wouldn’t have straight male followers, aside from their fragile masculinity 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@_.lizziejohnson]

oh i love this

[@KoKo-wu5ed]

hey welcome and I don't get either but eh there missing out on some funny shit along with her make up looks ✨YES✨ ~

[@katelynkumer4668]

"I've never dated anyone funnier than me but like, I date guys, so........." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@meghanjohnston879]

“Do you want me to go on tiktok right now, and go on your spam, and you look at that stuff… And you call it your craft?” I WAS CACKLING

[@juliawasshere]

Sarah’s delivery was impeccable 😭

[@bellabatchelor8046]

i was losing my mind

[@turtlevlogs1062]

The fact that people "aren't allowed" to see the beauty in themselves is infuriating, fuck colonized beauty standards.

[@KoKo-wu5ed]

YESSS like there's this tick-tock trend of the "perfect" nose vs revealing your actual nose size, if its the same or not like bitch I love my big nose I don't need this shit, plus my family would point out my tooth gap saying I need braces I love that part of me too, why can't people realize that beauty is not one look

[@XxMCRroxnonstopxX]

@@KoKo-wu5ed I tried one of those perfect face filters and I cried cause it was all wrong 😅 and I don't even like my face.

[@dogdonut3]

@KoKo That great that you have that confidence, very admirable!

[@xTessriel]

Me, a 6ft tall, "sturdy" lesbian, mediocrly funny, from Oklahoma, listening to this podcast: 👁👄👁

[@Zha-ke]

Hit her up girlie😉

[@Yavi-UGH]

Sarah going "Is he hot?" and then takes off her sunglasses and squints sends me into the suns core lmao Edit: I love Brittany and Sarah so much and their energy honestly bounces off of each other and makes my day so much happier

[@gianna5980]

these come out at around 1am my time and i always convince myself that it’s a good idea to listen to them to help me fall asleep, but it never is

[@barbarasolha]

Me currently listening at 3AM :)

[@danii2661]

I’m not even kidding when I say I’ve been depression napping for 48 hours and this podcast drooping gave me the seritonin to get out of bed. Thanks babessss

[@LifeDiaryGedi]

Right??? Me too unfortunately, well done and much love

[@hotsexyangel]

Brittany and Sarah keep selling their looks short… as if they’re not the prettiest ppl ever?? Y’all are both so attractive I will not stand for self loathing! Not the inner saboteur!

[@kyla6303]

I have severe adhd, and this is the only podcast i’m able to watch and stay entertained while doing so. I really appreciate you guys and your contagious laughter. 10/10 experience

[@macy3857]

same here, i usually have an attention span of less than 5 seconds if something doesn’t interest me but i can literally just sit and watch this without doing anything else

[@zuko.O]

This and the Sweet Boys podcast are my adhd SAVIOUR🙏🏻

[@hannahsides4296]

Ready for the church service from our favorite southern pastors

[@candacesmusic]

Obsessed with this podcast. I re-listen to the past episodes and laugh just as hard every time.

[@kathleenh4798]

Me in my 20s: I'm going to sell my eggs because I have no money Me in my 30s: I'm going to freeze my eggs because I have no honey

[@kerollaynemoreira7536]

"show us your prison tats!" "It's like Dolly Parton" the WHIPLASH

[@francescadrums2062]

"Show us the muscles you got in jail!" almost made me choke on my coffee, you two are so funny

[@Rawker101]

"and that's when i found out bahrain is a country." she's so proud of that. lol

[@Chortlebrah]

Brittany's witch laugh at 10:14 giving her a villain edit

[@ayannaw63]

Iconic Monday, this podcast, Sarah’s sunglasses, thee brittney broski I’m ready to now do my chores I’ve been putting off.

[@jennbt4342]

The most relatable thing ever is Sarah saying "maybe I'm just too gay for this" maybe I'll get it tattooed

[@laurenl1088]

“Oh thirst traps! This should be hilarious! More cringy post conversations!” *discusses creating and then eliminating an army of their own spawn*

[@taylorwegrich3250]

The part about feeling degraded when hanging out with nurses was so funny to me. I am a nurse and I love your podcast. Also you said you are verbally abused a lot being on KZbin. Funny because as a nurse I am also verbally abused by patients. We aren’t really that different. Love you guys.

[@qwitchyy]

I met my fiancé because I commented on a thirst trap he posted. Miracles do happen, people.

[@justadragonryu]

I had to back up like 20 minutes because I just drifted away thinking about Sarah and this fire fighter having a whole life together.

[@rinston]

well now you gotta write it down and post it as a fanfic - it’s what sarah deserves

[@bonnyjimenez8595]

Sarah always pops off with the funniest comparisons/quips mixed with Brittany's reactionary laughter. Uuugh so happy you two decided to podcast

[@ariana8445]

this is the ONLY way to start my week. These 2 lovely ladies literally get me to my 8am without verbally/physically assaulting someone. i am #forevergrateful

[@charleee787]

“This is just a tangent branch” *is 1hr12m long 😅😅😅* I always click on the notification the second I see that you posted, thanks for all y’all do!

[@peachsprouts1771]

Sarah: “they have to look sturdy” Me, a twig: “fuck”

[@claracallejo2824]

I learned that to make friends you need 40 hours of interaction and 60 hours for a close friend. Like when you are in school (i.e. highschool, college, etc) you are 5 to 6 hours a day with the same people while as an adult, the thibg that you use the most is the internet so it makes sense that making friends on the internet feels a lot easier than in other places.

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

id this true

[@bs5817]

"my parents are unloving and cold and distant" literally laughed out loud

[@bethanybryan927]

Literally just caught up on the podcast yesterday and today is my cleaning day so you guys came in clutch. Love you both so much

[@jessc4436]

Lmao about forms of ID: I once got into a bar with an old High School ID -for the picture- and the Hospital Bracelet I STILL HAD ON that had my birthday on it 😂😂

[@alyssamairewood2538]

The “you call this your craft” reminds me of that tiktok sound, “this is not the land, this is Glendale” 😂😂

[@vampbiite]

i have been absolutely exhausted out of my mind, had my first baby yesterday and i completely forgot this podcast came out on mondays, this is like a rejuvenation for my soul you two are funny as ever

[@princesstuesday5287]

congrats on the baby!!! 🥳💛

[@persassyjackson1688]

Congratulations!!! I hope you and the baby are happy and healthy! ❤

[@Amazinglexi3]

Congrats! I hope you are feeling well and your baby is healthy!

[@vampbiite]

thank you for the kind words!! i had completely forgot i posted this comment. but we are doing great, and he is very happy and energetic 🖤🖤

[@persassyjackson1688]

@@vampbiite That's fantastic and you're very welcome! I wish you both all the best!

[@neutralmakhotel]

"just a reminder that i'm still hot" that is literally how i found brittany after knowing her as the kombucha girl!! i saw one of her tweets where she captioned a selfie like that, then i followed her on everything, and now here i am

[@heidigoodchild2662]

if sarah and brittany collaborated with cody and noel it would just be toliet humour for an hour straight

[@BrittenyRosee]

I'd pay a disgusting amount of money to listen/see that lol

[@heidigoodchild2662]

@@BrittenyRosee same

[@kazetasjstahl6650]

45:45 sarah's roast about brittany's "craft" comedy KILLS me

[@tatumdean6302]

Funniest podcast ever, binge watched all the old episodes in a day and my stomach mussels hurt from laughing so hard

[@fernandamartir7425]

I was going to resign myself to crying a lone in my room then I saw you guys posted. Thank You

[@Ezra_Scales]

I don't know about you but I still plan on crying alone in my room after this episode lol.

[@vampbiite]

feel better soon

[@cheeseball94]

the more i listen to this podcast the more my laugh starts to sound like brittany’s cackles

[@reastrout3307]

“do you want me to go on your spam right now and call to your CRAFT” LMFAOOOO

[@thefinalgirl6907]

It makes me sad to hear that they don't think they're pretty without makeup or good lighting, every body type and side profile is perfect and it matters, you are both attractive in your own special ways and I love you both so much, you make my day

[@Tashijuani]

Every time I finish watching one of these, I feel like you two said everything that we all think about but never vocalise or tell anyone else and I love that

[@psychedelicanxiety8011]

Time to listen to 2 women burp and educate me

[@gwennyfubitch]

Sarah’s accents for the Honey ad made me feel the way good asmr feels

[@amnoirgg8563]

Dang, in between the burps and pussy jokes there’s the few bits that really hit home for me. The personality validation is so true. Love it.

[@ryaneisenbacher1408]

Honey wake up Violating Community Guidelines posted their pod we’ve been waiting for

[@j0hnyr318]

This gives me enough serotonin to get through the week

[@2542lauren]

can’t wait for episode 13, knowing y’all filmed the first 12 before release. before you knew how much we LOVE IT 🥲

[@soup8900]

omg didn't know this, next week is gonna be so good!!!

[@kiona1816]

Ahhh I didn’t know this and I am so excited now!!!

[@AB-xp2lt]

I'd love to hear y'all talk about the intersection of thirst trapping and body checking

[@carrrie_lynnn]

"Because women are objects to be looked at" AND KZbin IMMEDIATELY CUTS TO A BOTOX AD!!!!!

[@Kitty8598]

literally the only thing getting me through mondays

[@noname9482]

Thank you two for uploading this episode while I'm currently in my most-hated class- this podcast never fails to cheer me up ✨

[@ianna_chia]

timestamping 45:00 for myself FOREVER - “when love is conditional growing up, post your tits online when you’re older” hit me like a fucking bring to the head, simultaneously made me laugh and cry from how much i felt that

[@teaganorourke4868]

idk if i’m just stoned but sarah bestie why do ur glasses remind me of elmo’s eyes

[@ellybean9922]

a man called me an "odd lass" when he saw me laughing to myself when listening to this on my walk to uni this morning

[@meganholloran373]

I just discovered this podcast, binged all of them, and now there's a new one! Yay! This is absolutely the most entertaining podcast I've ever heard!

[@Jess-tu6lc]

This podcast gives me serotonin, I constantly re-watch previous episodes. Y'all make me get gut hurting laughs

[@sydney9011]

"Fighting your demons aka turtling" SENT ME TO THE MOON

[@Gabriel_is_scared]

"most of this conversation happened on the other episode, this is just a little tangent" the video : is over 1 hour long

[@roslynswift8133]

y'all are both just the whole damn package, time to accept it

[@Alex-et9gl]

The part about adults making friends is so true! It’s hard making friends not on the internet. I didn’t go to college, I’m currently in between jobs and most of my coworkers have been way older than me. I use bumble bff too, but I haven’t had a whole lot of luck. Shits weird man, I wish it was appropriate to just approach someone in person and see if there’s a connection haha

[@Thevolcomification]

My favorite thing to do in the WHOLE world is to uber food and get high while watching this amazing podcast, LOVE YOU QUEENS! 👑

[@cryptid6642]

Slapping this on for my drive to class every Monday keeps me sane

[@laniadeon]

Started watching these podcast yesterday and almost watched all of them, now there’s a new one 🤞🏾😫

[@arthurmcjoe9779]

I felt how quick she ran to the add break. Fighting her demons

[@syd5350]

“ you’re gonna freeze your eggs?” “ I don’t know you dude, oh my god” LOLOLOL

[@williamrose3787]

Love hearing y’all talk about more recent trends, especially on tiktok Bc I am so out of the loop with all that

[@seeker4629]

Honestly you two are helping me through this semester so much, thank you :)

[@daniellaescobar1812]

Sarah heckling Martha Stewart to show her muscles she got in jail sent me 🤣🤣

[@mariahnicoleparnell2850]

y’all genuinely make me so happy. y’all aren’t scared to be yourself, y’all aren’t mean, and you just have fun talking about silly things. highlight of my week ❤️❤️❤️

[@abbey2cold]

The way Brittany sounded like the near clone of her mom- It's awesome.

[@danijackson2386]

This podcast on my break is what gets me through mondays at the daycare❤️

[@Neamhain]

As someone who is going to turn 30 in the summer, the entire thing of teenagers acting like 20 somethings are ancient and decrept crones is mind boggling. 20 to 28 is YOUNG AS FCK. (I'm excluding 29, because I'm 29 and I feel old lol) But also, so many people act is if the second I turn 30 I'm just going explode into a cloud of dust, which really fucks with my mental views of my age. Like, logically, I know 30 isn't old at all. But whenever EVERYONE else is acting like 30 is the new 80, you start to doubt yourself.

[@angelalurtz3638]

I turned 30 in February, and I'm still a baby in some ways, lol. And no, not everybody is acting that way, just the internet children are. Maybe you're a little focused on them and missing out on many other perspectives?

[@camillajefferson386]

i'm 31, turning 32 in 21 days and it is such a relief to be 30. you'll love it! it still sucks to be called old when it feels like most of my life experiences happened in my 20s still, but besides that, actually being 30 rules.

[@cassidybrewer]

I turned 30 in august and I completely know what you mean. Like, everything hurts all the time but I’ve realized I am still pretty young in the grand scheme of things. I just hate when people have this association with being in your 30’s like it’s this major benchmark of when you need to have your shit together. Evolving throughout life and becoming more confident is the best.

[@italktoomuch5885]

Brittany and Sarah, I wholehearted believe that you are both very, VERY GORGEOUS!!!!! Please don't ever forget how much you help people laugh and feel genuinely happy effortlessly. Love y'all

[@xylnight87]

Y’all are really the highlight of my Mondays thank you 😊🙏🏾

[@ajak281]

Okay I just found you guys and I'm obsessed: 1. You're hilarious and honest 2. I dont have to put you guys on 2x speed like I do every other youtuber 3. I'm literally right in between your ages and almost everything you say is sooooo true sometimes it hurts Binged the whole podcast and half my fake lashes fell off because I was laughing so hard the while time I was crying- subbed ❤

[@peacetoad-lt8dq]

The fact these come out on Monday is so perfect bc what else is good that happens on Monday?!

[@Bambino.burrito]

The ad read for honey in the southern accent is the only ad my adhd has been able to sit through and listen in its entirety.

[@connorbell3432]

Just got my coffee literally perfect timing 😩 I can't wait to watch lmaoo these are always so funny 🤠

[@ManateeMaiden]

I was listening to the podcast but I HAD to come and watch Brittany’s reaction to the “turtling” joke 😂😂 so worth it

[@williambruce6099]

I'm rewatching podcasts cause watching made me feel like I had friends😭😭🤣

[@hannahdoell7053]

this has been the best episode of this podcast hands down. i'm literally on the verge of tears, like you two are the best people on the internet. thank you for making my week every week, love you