Episode Thirteen: Omegle and Chatroulette | Violating Community Guidelines

[@Divaliciouss]

Sarah being banned from hinge for impersonating herself has the same energy as Dolly Parton losing a Dolly Parton look alike contest

[@thesoftestblanket4244]

They should get on that celeb dating app ig

[@risa408]

I love when Brittany says a website and then puts ".gov" or ".edu" at the end, gets me every time.

[@christopherminutolo9384]

Easily my favorite bit

[@defiantender]

it gets Sarah every time too lmaoo

[@GirlConner]

I nominate someone to make a list of them for merch. Just a shirt with every .gov Brittany has made up.

[@oliviakingston7]

@@defiantender ikr she gets so caught off-guard it’s hilarious

[@alyssamairewood2538]

Comedy GOLD

[@virginiawoods655]

I love how y’all are so confused by the idea of a third party just watching two strangers talk to each other that’s exactly what the podcast is lol

[@sophk9765]

wait ive never thought of it this way LMFAOO

[@Louiselouise__]

Wait trueeeee

[@jinx17]

whoa

[@luvergrl]

i’m so high this is so true LMAO

[@princessofBK410]

Hysterical!

[@93runninggiraffes]

Brittany's Bumble story completely broke my heart - I am so disgusted by the fact that people treat others in the way those assholes treated Brittany.

[@mxnika_]

fr it made me so sad :(

[@Paula-zt9ol]

It made me sad but sadly I was not surprised :( Men on dating apps can be horrible :/

[@danii2661]

Men.. smh

[@naomigayle]

the way that 13-year-olds were subjected to live videos of strange old men on the internet as a cultural rite of passage in the 2010s is just ????

[@mordecai2169]

it was 7 for me 😻

[@sweetest-of-memes]

The horrors I witnessed at age 12 surely have had long term impacts on my psyche

[@zachsku]

@@sweetest-of-memes I used to use Omegle all the time at 13. But one day I saw the most horrifying act being performed on there that scarred me for life. I've not used it since. Best why I can phrase it was that I saw a man f*ck*ng a b*tch... The other kind of "b*tch" 😖😫😭

[@wongledongle340]

@@zachsku that's awful! Hope your okay

[@ah4902]

I was in elementary school doing that shit

[@TWBFBR18]

I went on Chatroulette with a few friends in high school and luckily we didn’t see any peni, but we did see a middle aged guy who made balloon animals and he made anything we requested. I think his name was Gus or something like that. I hope he’s well and still making his balloon animals.

[@tinalyzhen]

that's so sweet, I hope his balloon friends are treating him well

[@lyna7038]

That is sooooooo adorable 😭😭😭😭

[@Tornmacaroon]

This is so wholesome.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Brittany's "assuredly not" caught me so off guard. She cracks me up.

[@narcoleptic_moose6764]

time stamp?

[@chabenbuddy]

@@narcoleptic_moose6764 6:32

[@narcoleptic_moose6764]

@@chabenbuddy thanks pal

[@royce6485]

I know these podcasts are funny but Brittney’s story about roommates making a group chat about her was actually scary.

[@ashleyeldredge2714]

When did she talk about this I must’ve missed it?

[@fraethae]

@@ashleyeldredge2714 46:13

[@stratosphere94]

That was actually disgusting and terrifying.

[@jenna-ir5gw]

i was literally coming to the comments to say this! she didn’t deserve that at all 😭 so outta pocket!

[@CindyLouWhooters]

Exceptionally fucked yp

[@j2a2y2]

This is THE ONLY podcast that makes me audibly genuinely laugh

[@zoevlogs8884]

SAMEEE

[@shinigamimamii]

SAME I WOKE MY KIDS UP CACKLING AT THIS

[@sage5530]

exactly!!!

[@Bonermuncher]

this and emergency intercom !

[@evs2614]

@@Bonermuncher YESS

[@ellybean9922]

actual tears streaming down my face at "steve jobs is dead?" "he had cancer" "oh wait yeah on my 18th birthday"

[@ellybean9922]

WE SHOULD TRY AND CONTACT THEM ON THE LUIGI BOARD HAHAGHAJAK

[@bluedabadeee]

i read this at the exact same moment they said this

[@roronoa_raf2201]

As a child who grew up with unsupervised internet access, Ty for making an episode abt Chatroulette and Omegle

[@lichens01]

a special kind of trauma 🙃✨

[@Poisonousivie]

Bro forreal why were me and my other 13 year old friends on Omegle talking to 30 year old men every weekend -__-

[@roronoa_raf2201]

@@lichens01 it adds flavor 🙂🙃

[@hamsackk]

I was talking a grown man out of suicide at the ripe age of 12

[@prettyliz3]

@@hamsackk literally same. I remember talking to one guy for HOURS. it was so exhilarating!

[@kateyvlogs286]

When Sarah accidentally said “attention van” BRITTANYS “beep beep” SENT ME😂😂😂👏

[@gracief3777]

Time stamp?

[@andrea3952]

@@gracief3777 around the 39:00 mark

[@kerollaynemoreira7536]

And Sarah's "look at me! ☝🏻" They are so fast with their humor and it's so natural to them!!!!

[@sydmartinez8186]

The gayest thing I’ve ever seen Sarah do is have a protein shake, coffee, Red Bull, and Diet Coke all at the same time

[@roxypicasso66]

even after seeing her hat saying “gaylord” and actually hearing her saying the words “my girlfriend” i still agree

[@saintcreole9860]

Funnyyyy!

[@danii2661]

it’s an adhd thing tbh.

[@Quartzcoffin]

This is my favorite comment.

[@Kimberpls]

how I figured out I was gay - needing multiple drinks to satisfy multiple cravings

[@twizzycollective3315]

Im black and every time I go on omegle im basically just signing a contract dictating that I am subject to absolutely any and every kind of racial abuse

[@Howdyasdo]

Sorry to hear that :/

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

literally if you’re black or asian you get absolutely harassed within seconds of being on there, sometimes i wonder what it would be like being white

[@thatqueenG]

yeah the amount of horrifying racist nonsense on that website was a huge oversight from this podcast

[@nahimgood4]

Oh yeah, legit any black/POC creator on YT I’ve seen try to do a fun lil Omegle vid gets racial slurs hurled at them at every turn. It’s fucking horrible and that + the ducks have steered me clear of that app

[@m0ldyv0m1t]

when brittany brought up how her only understanding of sex used to be from fanfiction and omegle idk if i was either happy or horrified from feeling so seen💀

[@hantheminion]

brittany living with a lesbian but more often than not being confused by lesbian experiences sends me

[@megan7506]

The way I lost it when Brittany came up with the lesbian hookup app and named it Clitter

[@mxnika_]

and they'd be sure no man would find it lmao

[@sbp4215]

*Clittr

[@theautisticguitarist7560]

If that actually happens I'll start a campaign to get grindr's name changed to Peen

[@sydney9011]

Everyone know where they were when Sarah lost her virginity: I was walking home from school listening to Michael Jackson songs and once I came home I saw the helicopters and news crew surrounding his hospital on the TV and I was fully convinced that since I was just listening to his music that I, a 10 year old living in Texas, killed Michael Jackson.

[@witchassbitch3]

That is so fucking funny

[@sharkfiesta]

How could you do this

[@sydney9011]

@@sharkfiesta I'm so sorry,, my YT apology video coming soon. 😭🤧

[@shore871]

Nine-year old me had a dream about MJ like two weeks before he died. I don't remember his exact words, but it was something along the lines of "if something happens to me..." I think he was trying to warn me that you would kill him

[@sydney9011]

@@shore871 YOO THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY

[@nina.robbs565]

I love watching brittany's laptop slowly add more stickers every couple episodes

[@noname9482]

A growing mass

[@Batuhan-oo9pu]

She broke it last week so we'll probably see a new one on next episodes

[@jhart1127]

I'm autistic and very recently diagnosed. It's an awesome but very complicated time. You have become one of special interests and I listen to your podcast on repeat every day.

[@shay2129]

Congrats on the diagnosis! It is a very weird time but also kinda incredible how much things make sense afterwards. I always get happy when I spot other autistic folk its like oh we out here :)

[@Treewithmoss]

I call them my hyper fixation KZbinrs. There are like 5 I only watch them and I suck their content dry binge watching

[@annarizzo1924]

I actually met a pretty good friend on Chatroulette when I was 14 (I’m 26 now). We still keep in touch occasionally and he even tutored me in chemistry on Skype when I was in college. He was a rare gem in a sea of male genitalia

[@yeaokaysure]

But why did I read tutored as tortured 😵‍💫

[@ashleyshelley9774]

I love that 🥺

[@robertlong5143]

@@yeaokaysure same

[@Octoberstorm333]

I met a girl from Morocco and we talked for 4 hrs and added on Facebook it was quite authentic at the time two random ppl in different parts of the world. lol the good ol dangerous days of being a naive kid online. I was 13 now I’m 25 so same time for me

[@frances3266]

I remember those posts from tumblr where people from different states in US get in a relationship and meet up.

[@gracief3777]

“Bring a gun to a dentist office” had me ROLLIN

[@meganriley7114]

i would love to see you guys talk about the lore of talking tom, simsimi and those kinds of apps that were marketed for kids but turned dark really quick

[@bugbibo]

god this i would kill for this episode

[@erind1030]

omg yES

[@delirium789]

Can your pet? as well

[@yuhgetittoit9269]

WHERE DO I SIGN TO GREEN LIGHT THIS FOR AN EPISODE

[@rachaelh8026]

Oh my god i had nightmares in 4th grade because a boy in my class told me talking tom conspiracies and i was terrified omfgggg

[@TheDottiegurl]

My older sister genuinely found the Love of her life, married for 5 almost 6 years now, on Omegle. She moved to Ireland from the US to live and be with him. It sounds insane but they are truly a perfect match.

[@oliviapasquarelli99]

The fact that this is Brittany’s dream life too

[@Notavailableatthismoment]

The only weekly routine I commit to

[@yumi15431543]

YES 😭

[@cheyennehousley9165]

literally 🤣

[@jordon4723]

Oh my god me

[@dumptruckanonymous9532]

same

[@sarahheuston3059]

Its also wild to think about how girls would literally use omegle mostly as groups at sleepovers fully expecting to be traumatized

[@Treewithmoss]

Those were the times it was in the same realm of teen girls trying to summon a demon and doing seances for shits and giggles as a go to sleepover activity

[@ah4902]

Me and my friend went on Omegle, this guy said “your boyfriend is ugly” to my friend. We are both women

[@OrphanCrippler6969]

JAILLLL

[@BBbalistia]

Damn not only did he say she looked like a man but an ugly man 💀

[@rylee5262]

lmaoo this happened to me too. i was getting called the ugly bf tho hahaha

[@ah4902]

@@rylee5262 wait that’s what I meant, I got called the ugly boyfriend

[@beccataylor2589]

I’m fucking crying omfg

[@c1nnamodoll]

i would watch an entire episode of brittany and sarah just reading the various ways that people misspell "ouija"

[@bonqufquf2134]

Dude the pain in Brittany’s face when she talks about her past horror stories is so sad like dam gurl do u need a hug 🫂

[@moodymullet]

When Sarah said “always that one girl who wants to go on Omegle at sleepovers” I felt that hahaha the same middle school friend who showed me Omegle showed me two girls one cup

[@SuperOMGFTWBBQ]

I watched someone get their throat cut on Omegle back in the day! Not sure if it was real or a video taken from the internet, cuz that’s how easy it was to access those kinds of videos back in the day, but it definitely left a huge scar in my mind. That must’ve been like, 12 years ago but it still pops up in my brain sometimes. Wiiiild times

[@Victoria-cg5np]

man i’m so sorry for you watching that at such a young age

[@Supaizzy]

holy fuck im so sorry you had to see that

[@crycowgirlcry]

The trauma

[@sarvolkskaya]

Omegle shared trauma is such a a weird and specific experience lol. I saw someone shoot themselves. I was like 13. and same - I’m not sure if it was real or a video because there was like, no conversation before the death so I have no idea if it was in real time or not but I’ve never seen the footage anywhere else (and after that I started traumatizing myself repeatedly on gore sites and stuff so I’ve seen quite a bit). I’m super desensitized now when it comes to death in general (I partially grew up in a funeral home but that’s another story lol) but yeah, it still pops up in my mind too. A murder is crazy. It’s fucking awful either way but I hope it was taken from the internet :(

[@chevyisawhip]

Was it the Russian one lol? I think I know bc what ur talking about, it was real but it was taken from a documentary

[@oliviawilliams1297]

It makes me so sad to think that Sarah or Brittany have ever felt less than because of what people say about them. Not only are these two extremely beautiful they are also some of the only people who can make me actually laugh. I live for their content and the happiness they bring to the world

[@averagejaime]

Kind of unrelated but I really love the structure of the pod! Going from the history of/examples of the topic to personal anecdotes and experiences is a great format. You both do a really exceptional job at co-hosting and I love tuning in every week!

[@alexstrader1544]

I want to give Brit a hug. She was so real and honest in this one. It meant alot

[@BrieEAnderson]

Okay, I've never talked about this publically because I didn't have a platform to at the time... But Sarah said something about how roasting LGBTQ+ profiles can accidentally out them. Well! HER (the dating app) once stole a photo of me and my now wife from my Tumblr and used it as an ad 🙃 I contacted them multiple times after they SERVED THE AD TO A FRIEND OF A FRIEND and told them I wasn't out publicly and they needed to take it down and they never did.

[@jacyaug]

When you post pictures on social medias you waive the rights of the photo to most social medias and they can use it almost however they want unless it is an otherwise protected property, I believe

[@jacyaug]

Read the terms of service you agreed to

[@BrieEAnderson]

@@jacyaug as an lgbtq app, I just wished that would have cared more about their audiences safety :)

[@lunariannoises4806]

That’s evil.

[@angel127_]

@@jacyaug shut up

[@nevadawachob5804]

in hindsight it’s awful but as a middle schooler i used to go on omegle and when asl was asked i always lied about my age and would make myself like 16/17 and just get groomed by men. as someone who also had a sheltered childhood when it came to the internet i had no idea what i was actually doing. scary to think about now

[@PLEASE_USE_POP_FILTERS]

I am British. Please do keep bullying us. With our government, we deserve it, lol.

[@belindarocky961]

Not sure us Americans are in any position to criticize your government orrrr penises 😆😆

[@Zeffer32]

Saame Brit here and taking the piss out of us always makes me giggle

[@mrseaweed614]

Yes, especially since alot of us act as if our country is superior to others. The British slander is so entertaining ahahaha

[@hanhantheman5457]

38:50 there is actually already studies being done to show cocomelon and constant screen time is very bad for developing baby brains. Especially with cocomelon. It is a very overstimulating show and will over stimulate the babies to the point they are getting dopamine highs, which then cause dopamine lows since they aren’t constantly overstimulated. It’s showed that 5 seconds in that show is already way more stimulating than a toddler should be watching. It’s so damaging and really scary. Cause in some cases these are the parents who don’t know how to deal with their kids crying and screaming and needing something to do, so they stick an iPad in their hands… and these will be the same parents who won’t know what to do when that iPad causes many developmental challenges and stunts as they get older. Very sad to think about.

[@theatermx]

Wow

[@sereena827]

My aunt has raised 3 iPad kids they sit at the table and blast em full volume. They did it on Christmas and birthdays. Or they’ll start at a low volume but turn it up to annoy the other. Once the eldest screamed in m y face because I moved his iPad to put my plate down. It moved from next to him to infront of him. It was a. Lil scary

[@dinosuarzr0ck827]

Hi! Would you mind linking or providing names of the authors to these studies? Super interesting

[@x3airhead7]

I met my husband on Omegle in February of 2010 and cannot wait to hear you two talk about that cesspool of a website

[@elijah-jamesmac2039]

Fun fact related to the sunlight thing: It’s actually 8 minutes, and the same goes for gravity from the sun, so just remember, if the sun were to disappear, we’d be rotating around the point where the sun formerly was for 8 minutes before getting flung off into the great abyss 👌🏽

[@tashafox1217]

As a Brit, we have the reverse reaction to circumcised penises that Americans have to uncircumcised. They sure do exist, but I’ve seen one in person in my life. Shit’s weird. Thought you’d like to know.

[@atcfsut]

Literally!! Like obviously not to body shame because 99% of the time they can't help it but it's so weird that people started doing that to babies and everyone just kinda went along with it.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

I've only been with one uncut person, and it is infinitely more interesting. People gotta let that stuff go and have some fun.

[@psychedelicanxiety8011]

Same here is aus. Like why circumcised be so pink on the end 💀

[@aspannas]

Most parts of the world don't circumcise, but it seems like Americans aren't aware of that. Circumcision is not common at all in all of Europe.

[@mariya_tortilla]

@@psychedelicanxiety8011 LOLLL

[@rupertthefrog2255]

My husband is a software developer! He made me an app for my birthday where he recorded words of affirmation and stuff to help calm me down during panic attacks if he wasn't there in person :)

[@Annie-tt7ws]

It’s actually really normal for men to be un circumcised in Britain, it’s kinda the norm. There’s not too much of an issue with hygiene unless they’re just unhygienic in general.

[@serenity8739]

Same in almost all countries, routine infant circumcision is cruel and unusual imo.

[@frostyskeletons8950]

@@serenity8739 agree, during that conversation I was like Brittany WE (Americans) are the weird ones

[@finkployd6110]

Yeah, Americans are weird.

[@linneascameraroll]

interesting i didnt know

[@kylarose3740]

It's normal in Australia too, and is usually only done as a medical emergency. Most guys are super hygiene when un circumcised

[@fancypants3372]

I got ghosted by someone I thought I had a genuine connection with and seeing this pop up has made me feel so much better. You're both so funny and make me so happy, thank you!

[@zoewaldron2980]

love sarah's wide variety of beverages

[@victoriawalshsligh]

I’m still friends with people on Facebook that I met on Omegle when I was in middle school 😂 I’m like “aww ok they became a doctor! Good for them!”

[@iohu11]

Sarah violently laughing at her own jokes sends me trought it!! She is too funny, I only listen to this at home so I can scream-laugh all I want

[@Honeyapplepear]

Hi Brittany and Sarah, I actually met my first boyfriend on Chatroulette. It was 2010, literally right after graduation when my friend & I went on the website to goof around and we matched with a guy who happened to live in the same county, and was only a year older. He wasn’t creepy (didn’t show his junk or ask us any inappropriate questions) but he did say I was “cute.” After talking with him for a bit, my friend made us connect on Facebook, and a few weeks later we met in person. That was the beginning of our 7 year relationship. We eventually broke up. I always forget how we actually met, because when we were kids we made a cover story so to not alarm our families that we met on a cam site.

[@johnp9541]

Mondays: Violating Community Guidelines Tuesdays: The Bald and the Beautiful Thursdays: Unhinged with Chris Klemens I need more podcasts for the rest of the week. You can also tell how bad my psyche is with what I watch lol

[@ppapas6457]

H3 every Monday, Wed, Friday "Brooke and Connor make a podcast" every Thursday And "emergency intercom" every Thursday You can save and watch on different days so you can have your fix of a podcast everyday of the week haha

[@roxypicasso66]

dang i was gonna suggest simplypodlogical but that’s also on taco tuesdays

[@raye4917]

this is meeee but fridays: emergency intercom

[@stephaniesands119]

Two hot takes is what gets me through Thursdays!

[@MrsFooCough]

THESE ARE MY ONLY PODCASTS TOOOOOOO and also I can only handle watching the video versions

[@benjiguy4196]

26:34 Brittany doing that wheezy old man voice kills me every time

[@myspaceuser]

These chatrooms back in the day _definitely_ did not pass the vibe check in its peak it was fun tho 💀💀

[@sadsadtearsofaclown859]

They still don’t 😭

[@myspaceuser]

@@sadsadtearsofaclown859 Frrrrr

[@kaemincha]

Sarah says incorrect statements with such confidence to the point that I can't tell if she's just goofing or just that confident. I love it so much.

[@18uprhea]

This podcast on Mondays literally gives me life

[@Louiselouise__]

Definitely helpful

[@kayleigh7708]

Recently getting sober and had a super long night with no one to talk to and ran out of distractions then I remembered omegle and it actually helped so much keep me distracted and entertained til I could fall asleep.

[@spanna5281]

9:10 : essentially the protons inside an atom are repelling (picture magnets) so it splits causing atoms to spray, this creates energy because weird physics stuffs, basically u loose mass and it can't go anywhere so it turns into energy (e = mc²). The protons that went flying hit into other particles and boom the process repeats and u got a chain reaction :) for anyone who wondered lmaoo

[@allyu6]

thank you i was wondering lol

[@noveparker8597]

I know Brittany said people wouldn’t be able to sleep watching this show because their laugh would wake people up but this show is so fun to listen to while drifting asleep (and the time just before you do) because its so funny imagining what they are talking about without seeing it and then your dreams are just a huge mess with them narrating it 😭😭😭

[@idab6864]

The way I fully was targeted by child predators while using these sites as a 12 year old

[@tomcruisemiddleteeth]

literally same like when i was 12 and fully had a 23 year old online boyfriend who i'm pretty sure was 56

[@idab6864]

@@tomcruisemiddleteeth the way these men would be like "you should go get x" and I'd stand up to go grab something and they'd have me do that just to see me stand up likeeee in retrospect so crazy

[@aloekills]

Or they’d ask me what I was wearing - meanwhile I’m wearing a purple butterfly shirt and pajama pants 😭like nooooooooo these sites need to be restrictedddd

[@espili]

I promise that “one friend who always wanted to go on Omegle” was deeply traumatized

[@heytay24]

i’m gonna need 3 hours of sarah and brittany weekly to keep me satisfied

[@fazeela7184]

omegle will always terrify me especially since i saw 10 year olds track people's IP addresses unprovoked

[@mm0710]

There are comedian podcasts that don’t make me laugh as much as Brittany and Sarah. My new favorite pod

[@charismasavingthrow]

As a brit I love when they rinse us 😅 it's the abused puppy metaphor where i'm just like "they noticed me" but actually they are just ripping us apart 🤣

[@JakeReinert]

A friend of mine met their husband online through Omegle. He’s from the UK she’s from the US. They’ve been together for like 10 years and married for 5.

[@alyssamairewood2538]

I met my husband on Omegle too!

[@kalvin-klien1313]

I came from the H3 interview and I loved it so much I wanted to check out this podcast and it honestly didn't disappoint,new viewer alert for sureeee!

[@caragrim516]

This has quickly become my favorite podcast. I've watched every episode at least twice

[@aqualuvor95]

Fun fact: omegle was one of the main locations where people in the online roleplaying community would find partners! You’d put in a fandom or interest and sometimes when paired up, the other person would put up a “starter” and encourage you to continue the story!

[@BeautybyEm337]

16:05 “bringing a gun to a dentists office” i’m fucking hollering

[@alexrebultan4419]

It’s 12:30 am, post my 5 hour depression nap, eating breakfast for dinner… this is fuckn great

[@lalaleahh]

I feel like we need a violating community guidelines discord group??? does anyone else feel this way

[@tatumtatum]

absolutely

[@pheez1387]

yes

[@evalujza8102]

YES

[@hawkinzzz]

please

[@georgiahollingshead9526]

YESSSS!!!!!!

[@shelbytalley2328]

Please never stop making these podcasts! Genuinely have me in tears in my office trying to keep it together lmao

[@zombiefan22]

Loving the podcast!!! Listen to it every week. Would love to hear y’all talk about queer-baiting. 🖤🖤🖤

[@daniellegelhaus6854]

Yes!

[@malaynahmcchesney9766]

I did not realize how much I traumatized myself with omegle encounters til I was like 18. In a way it feels like I was virtually m***sted and I still kinda blame myself for it.

[@bug5117]

(dont blame yourself, the point is literally that you were too young and had too little life experience to know better. thats why the adult perpetrators are the predators.)

[@t-10-40]

Honestly would love to see y'all just ramble for an entire episode. Like see where your minds take you from the beginning to the end lol. Cannot imagine the range of topics that would be covered

[@divinefemenina]

I used to work at Victoria’s Secret and would do the floor sets so when we set up new marketing and took down the old ones we were allowed to keep the giant cutouts of models so me and a few of my coworkers drunkenly got on Omegle and put the cutout in front of the camera as we spoke for Adriana Lima to the people on the other side of the camera. I remember it so clearly it was fun as hell.

[@misskirika2043]

For some reason the mental image I immediately got was someone clicking “next” and being greeted by a dimly lit room full of models. Just 10 Adriana Limas lit only by the light of the monitor, watching, judging…

[@scoutlegionchild]

Sarah- You learning German definitely gives me motivation to start learning German again… I was born over there and my mom and siblings are from there & speak the language. I don’t, because I’m also coincidentally a US Air Force brat! Never too late to learn another language!! I’ve been binging these episodes and they’re all so funny and wonderful. I really appreciate your jokes, honesty, vulnerability, and the pure silliness of all these topics. They’ve been getting me through really difficult and stressful times. I listen to them often while I’m working and they make me happy. Please keep doing what you’re doing!

[@mollylala7719]

16:00 The British: “at least I don’t have to bring a bullet proof vest to school & worry about getting shot in math class” (but read it in a British accent)

[@happybunnyntx]

Now that I'm 30 I love the range of reactions I get on among us. I changed my username to Old AF and it's always one of two extremes, kids saying "omg that's so old!" or "damn grandma!" And adults with "that's not too bad I'm 28".

[@daniesbites]

It is a happy Monday indeed when the queens upload

[@Maggie_mccann]

As a person who grew up minimal online supervision, due to parents being older and not fully understanding the internet and being the youngest kid, I appreciate this episode to my core

[@aysha5488]

Im so glad you made this podcast together, it never fails to bring me joy you two are absolutely hilarious, love you 💜

[@PootyBrad]

Brittany should really do voice acting man she’s so funny and so good at so many voices.

[@woah3152]

i love how they both get things almost right all the time but it so incredibly incorrect constantly

[@tanishaortiz469]

You can tell Sarah is intelligent with how quick witted she is. It’s honestly very refreshing, and attractive to come across in the wild. So maybe girly was just like damn you’re so smart 😉 ya know? Bcs that’s how I would’ve took it. 🤣😎

[@zenwithken2487]

Sarah’s laugh in this after the gas station Voldemort killed me

[@hailsyeahbrother]

As a woman in STEM, one of my biggest pet peeves is people saying things like "oh you're actually right" or "oh you're actually smart" -especially when men say things like this. It just shows true character and how little people think of you, the worst part is they (men) don't even realize they're being rude when they word stuff this way. Time to use weaponized incompetence against these kinds of people... ;)

[@BrittanyRae8]

At the age of 12 i was coerced into flashing my chest to a grown man on omegle and like where were my parents? How did i get away with that?

[@vanaa2130]

How did he* get away w that. The internet is quite scary for young children. Especially when it was new and parents didn't think to check what all could happen. It wasn't your fault. You were 12??? Sick men on there preying on young girls..

[@ninabryant]

Love how Brittany usually has a drink and a few snacks & Sarah has her 2-4 different beverages. Love the vibes 🤣

[@KT-oi7hs]

Brittany and Sarah not knowing the ouija board meme is hilarious

[@hollycollects]

27:22 when I tell you I was on the floor struggling to breathe from laughing so hard. Y’all are the best. Thanks for making Monday’s great 👍🏻

[@hollycollects]

Ok I went back again, laughed just as hard, my stomach hurts.

[@harleyjackson433]

So I went on omegle a lot and I made a pen pal from there and essentially became his sponsor to help him quit taking oxys. He would just call me any time he felt like doing drugs and I would just talk to him about his feeling and shit. Quite the interesting relationship for a 14 year old girl to have lmao. 😂

[@harleyjackson433]

And yes he was masturbating when we first started talking but somehow the conversation turned to music lmao

[@crobus_]

i rewatch these episodes so often and i still hear something new each time

[@SuperClapProductions]

Im actually kind of shocked that Britney(an art history major) wasnt interested in the origin of russian roulette

[@water_hotdog4277]

It literally does not matter what y'all do, I will watch/ listen to every single second of it and continue to rewatch until y'all post more. You guys are my favorite duo and I can't express how much both of your content means to me💕💕

[@fullshewolf]

My senior year of high school (2012, for timeline context), my best friend and I were sitting in her room on our laptops chatting with people on Omegle, and we randomly got connected to each other and then messaged each other for hours even though we were sitting right next to each other.

[@misshurley_]

My partner and I met on Chatroulette 5 years ago. Two lonely insomniacs. He was in LA, I am in Minneapolis. We both traveled back forth for a year (with my cat!) before deciding he would move here. We now own a home together. It’s a wild story to tell people. I envision Chatroulette playing a part in our wedding somehow.

[@isla7914]

when you were talking about iPad babies it reminded me of my youngest sister. when she was like 2 or 3 she was constantly watching nursery rhyme videos or anything like cocomelon on my mums iPad and I really do think its affected her because now she is 8 years old, nearly 9, and she hugs her tablet while she sleeps like she never puts it down unless she is going to school and she will scream and cry if anyone even touches it or tries to take it off of her. she rarely goes outside, she's very ignorant and rude, she spent nearly £300 of my mums money on Roblox because she somehow learnt how to work bank cards(???)and she is exposed to so much on TikTok its scary.

[@spiderdude2099]

9:50 Not that science has ever been the forte of this podcast, but scientist here, and I thought I’d shed some light. E = mc2 is the equation that Einstein discovered which finally mathematically proved that matter, and atoms are essentially just condensed energy. Every object made of matter that has mass contains an extraordinary amount of energy locked away in the bonds within the atom. Using this equation, nuclear scientists were finally able to understand exactly how to make a fission bomb go supercritical and explode. So while Einstein paved the way to engineer the atom bomb with his equation, he wasn’t really involved past that. And after the bomb was dropped on Hiroshima he was personally very saddened that his discovery was used for destruction rather than it’s other use, nuclear energy. Also, if you wanna know something really wild, when an atom bomb detonates, only about 0.1% of the energy that COULD be released, is released. So the destructive power of a nuclear bomb is only 0.1% of the actual total energy contained within the mass of plutonium or uranium. In fact, the Hiroshima bomb is calculated to have only converted the equivalent of 700mg of mass into pure energy, or less than one third of the mass of a US dime.

[@weeaboh]

i just found this podcast yesterday and i've been binging episodes. i almost don't want to get caught up. this may be my new favorite podcast, you guys are hilarious and this specific kind of content is something i never knew i needed in my life.

[@emmabrigham4211]

haven't even listened to this episode yet, but this is seriously the best podcast I have ever listened to I look forward to it every week. you two never fail to make me laugh

[@Littleameliaa]

I just discovered this podcast after watching Brittany on the H3 podcast, and I have to say this is by far my favourite channel now. Literally binged all your episodes the past two days while working on my finals, I genuinely feel like we’re besties now