Not me getting a mattress firm ad during the money laundering conspiracy 💀

i lactated once when i was in high school bc id been wearing my binder too much and my boob was really sore so i was feeling it bc i was convinced i had breast cancer and like milk SHOT OUT OF MY BREAST ONTO THE BATHROOM MIRROR

Abandoned by Disney was the one that got me as a kid. Michael Rodent naurrr

On a side note, ‘birthday candle dick’ is now an insult I hope to use one day lmfao

45:47 i cry laugh at this every time i watch this holy shit

48:13 ok so there’s a field like two minutes away from me that contains longhorn steer, zebras, and camels. So like I get it but for ME PPERSONALLY-

I screamed when Sarah mentions Awana 😭

brittany just unlocked a new fear in me

The Drake mention here didn't age well

38:20 he may not but his girlfriends are (they’re twelve)

I have an unfinished university research assignment due in 2 hours, and I’m sat here pissing myself at these two making fucking pony jokes, why am I like this lmao 🤣

*gasp* She can’t eat coconuts!

Yooo the Sophie and Cassie thing makes so much sense because my best friends partner was so quiet and mousy when they came to visit (they were long distance; us in Australia them in Eastern Europe) and it was so confusing because I always heard such good things. Then over the next year I would frequently get crying phone calls from my darling best friend about their terrible behaviour and it was a fucking TRIP because huh???? i couldn’t believe it was the same person!!! and i am very familiar with the textbook narcissist behaviour of being so charming or reserved but they’re a maniac behind closed doors. It was painful to watch my wonderful friend who is so very sweet and lovely not have a fucking clue what was happening and be so in love

I've never heard my name said this much jeez

I remember being in dorms at college (uk) and they blocked prawn sites so I let everyone know that you can get it on tumblr and I was respected and worshipped 😂

i miss this podcast so sooooo much.

shit takes on this

I miss this podcast so much. Haven’t felt this empty since the loss of SleepyCabin.

Nobody is going to see this but I feel like it's unfair to say that photoshop is to blame? Photoshop is just image editing software, it isn't used exclusively for making models skinnier and whatnot. They're not promoting unrealistic beauty standards by providing their software to the public, it's the fault of the people who are using it for those purposes.

Restored my faith in old people

My butthole is amso dark like why is that??

15:53 not 13 but damn that just saved me

I’m not proud of my time as a Larry. High school was a dark time and I did what I had to for survival. 😂

“Do you know her” “are you her” do you know her” BRITTANY WAS CURIOUS

13:25 Mick Doogle - my next kahoot username

I was glad to come across this episode of the podcast as well as all of Brittany’s videos and interviews, I had been raised Christian. Around the end few years of middle school (private Christian middle school in Ohio) I started to “rebel” or just move away from Christianity and consevrraivism, and because I DIDN’T KNOW how to handle that as a child. Since I started high school, in 2020-2021 and to last year 2023, I kind of circled back slowly over time to conservatism and religion. My movement away from it was quite extreme, I just hated my parents and was constantly experimenting with my gender identity and sexuality. Once I rowed through aligning with pretty much every identity of that kind, and I’m talking about not just orientation but f*tish and watching porn hyperactively to calm myself down and be able to sleep, I just realized I was just a girl, just straight, just had ADHD, I wasn’t all these things. Experimentation of the identity is not bad-that’s not my point at all here. But my recent come back to for being semi-conservative and semi-liberal and believing in the Bible from a historical standpoint is much less extreme. The relationship with religion is more delicate and nuanced than just you’re a believer or you’re not a believer. It has to be separated from your political affiliation, and the “lessons” the Bible “teaches” need to be picked and choose and actually taken to heart (live thy neighbor needs a lot more implementation). I’m not a true centrist, I really struggle to find my feelings on abortion because I don’t want babies to be killed, but also I don’t want a child to be unwillingly brought into the world or for a mother to harmed by a pregnancy either accidental or forced… My takeaway is that religion is not excuse, it doesn’t purify you, what your religion has historically doesn’t have to apply to your whole life. I don’t want to think about being evil or sinful when I eat a dessert or when I take pleasure in intimacy or crushing on men or even thinking about kissing or relationships, I don’t want to be demonized for my life and feelings. Religion is so much more nuanced and it has so much power to really damage people.

sarah definitely peaked in this sorority

Oh my god I know someone with the last name Mcdougall 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

this was amazing :)

37:03 I started doing that when I was like 11 or 12

Yall are lucky, i had my first period when i was like 10 and home alone with zero reproductive education 🫠🥲

Religion is escapism

My first ever religious experience I've ever had was my step brother had an aunt or something that came over to our house and I tried to talk to her and the only thing she talked about the entire time she was there was God not a single other thing I have not liked God (well not really God's people that say they do things in gods name) ever since then ever since then she made me feel like I was disgusting despicable human because I didn't go to church

if only they could gaze into the future and this era sarah and brittany could listen to karma by jojo siwa

30:26 she predicted it

"You're shielded from it as a kid." I wish; my mom would put on CSI during dinner 🙃

I was kinda proud I guessed the Will Smith one almost immediately lol

58:26 sarah’s wit inspires me

only $400? i would've quoted higher. a hole tax

I miss this 😞

Love you guys. Found you randomly and haven't stopped laughing 😆

I want Sarah to go to a GI specialist so bad. Many of the things that make her day to day difficult are so similar to the ones I had. Once I went to the GI and she had me do a specific diet, it changed my whole world.

49:13 I pierced my own ear when I was younger I used the earring and I was pacing back and forth in my room trying to be as quiet as possible while stabbing the earring through my ear so my parents didn't know before they were fully in

1:20:18 where I live in Canada it's mandatory to start learning French as soon as kindergarten button grade 6 you can go to Just fully learning French no English and she was the meanest person alive personalized every single French teacher I had besides one we're just devil spawns

42:53 honestly her reasoning resonated with me because I can only handle so many hyperfixations at once

as someone from Denver, there absolutely WAS a need for a new airport in the 90s lol. the old airport was much smaller, but also was located really close to the metro area. Denver has grown a LOT and while that airport used to be on the outskirts, now it’s basically in the middle of town.

smile dog is kinda cute like lowkey if i saw it i would pet it and be nice to it

55:26 I'm 18 and I've never had my period

Anyone here in 2024? I love Brittany but I sorta feel like she’s lowkey bitter :( her insecurities really show through her humor sometimes. This isn’t a hate comment either. Hearing her talk about how you have to be in the right place at the right time to really blow up but she’s literally an icon?? Not to mention Tana wanted her on the cancelled pod which would’ve been sooo good for her to stay relevant and in the mix with more mainstream KZbinrs/influencers, but instead she’s too focused on what everyone thinks about her.

Me completely hung over going to the bathroom and sitting on the floor waiting to barf. Turns on this episode to keep me company. Sarah actually comforting me with her barfing in school stories. You’re a real one.😂