“I gamble with my life to get on top of it” “you merely gamble with your life just to get off from it” FOULL Celeste ate up with that verse omg
@makotos1stan2 ай бұрын
She ATE
@pooferfloofer4 ай бұрын
THE "I COULD BUY THE HOSPITAL THAT YOUR SISTER IS DYING AT" was BRUTAL. *AND IM A KAKEGURUI FAN WHO HAS NEVER PLAYED DANGANRONPA.*
@eugenekrabs1414 ай бұрын
Well yeah, when your a fan of one thing and not the other most the time you side with the one your not a fan of because you don't understand the character you are a fan of's bars.
@Sam-tl4hoАй бұрын
@@eugenekrabs141or either that or you are biased, there are the 2 sides
@suchadanaram10 күн бұрын
You need to play danganronpa it's actually really good
@AzariahMarinaStarcaster4 күн бұрын
@@eugenekrabs141 While the logic behind this makes sense, I'm the opposite (a DR fan who knows nothing about Kakegurui) and I still think Celeste was brutal in the entire first verse, but especially the parts about the sister and parents. Like, that was diabolical 😭
@OrangeSimmerxoxo3 ай бұрын
"This lady is gaga, no poker face" CELESTIA CLEARED, If i was yumeko i would have taken the L and left
@Run_th3_track5 ай бұрын
omg celeste CLEARED with her last verse but yumeko with the burn thing this is just awesome!
@PrinnyCG5 ай бұрын
I used to think Yumeko won until Celestia mentioned her trial and it was all over
@Yoyokuro_Sanegiyu4 ай бұрын
Real
@garbageGothic6 ай бұрын
JESUS CHRIST DUDE THESE PERFORMANCES ARE NUTS
@tashinatorgaming96746 ай бұрын
High praise coming from the queen of Rap Battles herself! But you ain't wrong!
@HakuMain-cq2hp5 ай бұрын
Celestia immediately ended that thing with just one verse ;-;
@Edenzz5 ай бұрын
REAL
@Yoyokuro_Sanegiyu4 ай бұрын
REALLLLL
@Kaededapianist4 ай бұрын
REAL
@Starxcz112 ай бұрын
REAL
@vxfjxsmkАй бұрын
REALLLLL
@bravelybecca14976 ай бұрын
HIFUMI AND MARY ATE THO LOWKEY
@theoriginalkat.4 ай бұрын
FRRR
@iikoifishii78932 ай бұрын
HIMFUMI ATE.... AND ATE... AND ATE..
@AydenPeterson-cd4by-572 ай бұрын
@@iikoifishii7893He ain't stopping any time soon😅☠️
@LeeKnowsthatyouknow22 күн бұрын
@@AydenPeterson-cd4by-57 oh
@КайтоМомота-я9т2 күн бұрын
Notice how Hifumi and Ate are in the same sentence
@ElayneLanni5 ай бұрын
0:47 "i dont blame you for craving attention that your picking up as a housepet. With dead parents and the sister in despair , there's nobody in your house left!" OKAY THAT GOES CRAZY HARD LIKE WHATTT
@kunizima4 ай бұрын
i love how the voice actor for celeste mimicked her accent flawlessly
@taeko7803Ай бұрын
Ik this was 4months ago but idk, I’m still impressed with these impressions.😮💨
@jeriahweaver52156 ай бұрын
Celestia won the first round due to her bars hitting much harder Mary won the second due to hifumi nit really doing anything Celestia edged out the last round with the Netflix and Get off on lines Soooo Celestia
@thegreatGoobyWooby5 ай бұрын
Real real
@AlexKhlystov5 ай бұрын
@@jeriahweaver5215 can you tell me what is the deal with the Netflix bar ? I know very little about Kakegurui
@jeriahweaver52155 ай бұрын
@@AlexKhlystov Basically Kakegurui is on a very long hiatus and people are starting to wonder if there will ever be a season 3
@littlekuribohimposte5 ай бұрын
@@AlexKhlystovWhen Netflix gets anine its always production hell. Meaning if any more comes it’ll be a long time still
@AlexKhlystov5 ай бұрын
@@jeriahweaver5215 Thanks.
@SHHHSlayer6 ай бұрын
Finally, a battle between these two that is in English, cuz this has to be the third battle I've seen of these two and it's the only one in English
@witchd56185 ай бұрын
Same, i understand Spanish btw and the battle from khai rap was soo good, but i needed one in English soo bad
@Gamermax-RisasYDiversion5 ай бұрын
True, and the Spanish one is kinda bad
@taeko7803Ай бұрын
Who’s channel?
@Phantom_Commenter6 ай бұрын
Celestia slam dunks like the NBA.
@JustinCarbaugh5 ай бұрын
Mideko never stood a chance
@MadisonBurns-n1x5 ай бұрын
Y'ALL 2:53 CELESTIA FUCKIN SERVED yumeko slayed too ngl but celestia is a hard win for me
@acemusic_va6 ай бұрын
So glad I got to be a part of this, I haven’t had this much fun with this character in a long time. Thanks for having me 🎲
@swizkii6 ай бұрын
Thank you for accepting!!! I’m glad you had a good time :3
@therealaji6 ай бұрын
YOU DID FANTASTIC i loved ur 'taeko' verse so much
@_-drowsy-_6 ай бұрын
No offense to the others but you were def the best voice
@Bookie-wm2xd6 ай бұрын
Your voice fitted her so well
@Abbiex-t9o5 ай бұрын
damn i totally remember you from 3 years ago voicing chiaki in izuru's streams! To see how you've improved is awesome that voice acting is totally awesome and im glad to see you again !
@impendingrandomness4 ай бұрын
"this lady's gaga, no poker face" goes so hard for no reason
@thatadorablefox6 ай бұрын
Yippee i got to be a gambler!!! :D thank u so so sosososo much for having me on the project!!!
@swizkii6 ай бұрын
Thank you for being on it!!!! You did incredible!
@MrscoffeeForever5 ай бұрын
You did great!!!
@MrSicaria5 ай бұрын
YOU DID AMAZING WITH THE ACTING, BEST ❤❤❤
@LeeKnowsthatyouknow11 күн бұрын
Gamble, Gamble, Gamble, Gamble
@a-symmetric83265 ай бұрын
Its taken me some time to decide a winner, at first I thought Yumeko won because she was mocking Celeste the whole way through, and most people were saying she burned Celeste. But when actually analyzing the lyrics objectively, Yumeko repeats a lot of her lines, while Celeste goes more in depth and uses wordplay more often. So I honestly gotta give it to Celeste she felt more calculated.
@siruisproxima93635 ай бұрын
I didn't realize Yumeko was repeating her lines, what r the timestamps of them?
@a-symmetric83265 ай бұрын
@@siruisproxima9363Well she doesn't repeat her lines in exactly the same way, but she does call her "shitty" couple times and boast a lot without much substance
@AzariahMarinaStarcaster2 күн бұрын
I think that comes from the fact that Celestia's actual lore is so shrouded in mystery across all of her source material that there's not a whole lot to go on, so Yumeko was kinda at a disadvantage. And all of the really hard hitting roasts didn't even go to her. Mary used them.
@_-drowsy-_6 ай бұрын
Oh my god whoever did the real Celeste voice is fucking amazing
@acemusic_va5 ай бұрын
it was all me >:3c
@_-drowsy-_5 ай бұрын
@@acemusic_va SERIOUSLY?! YOU DID AWSOME BRO!!!!
@AydenPeterson-cd4by-575 ай бұрын
@@acemusic_vaTake this 👑
@LeeKnowsthatyouknow23 күн бұрын
@@acemusic_va you ate 😭
@junko_enoshima5 ай бұрын
Hifumi stepping in and unironically having a great verse is peak
@_-drowsy-_6 ай бұрын
0:46 this line is destroying me
@MrscoffeeForever5 ай бұрын
Celeste won because Yumeko sounds like she’s repeating to much and mocking Celeste the whole way thru meanwhile Celeste used more wordplay more so I give it to Celeste
@lop90ful15 ай бұрын
to be fair there isnt allot of to say about Celeste lol
@MrscoffeeForever5 ай бұрын
@@lop90ful1 she didn’t like a dozen or words like yumeko while yumeko is really just mocking and repeating a lot so true we can say we do not have to much to say about Celeste
@MrSicaria5 ай бұрын
Honestly, Yumeko could disses about her fake ego about more
@Aceofwolves4 ай бұрын
yes. celeste's 4th wall break sealed it
@Sam-tl4ho4 ай бұрын
@@lop90ful1they could just have mention more about danganronpa itself, instead of just talking about the same
@a3gh_h5 ай бұрын
2:00 kinda true, I watched the anime and I still forgot her name was Jabami 💀
@ironicallyedgy72346 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time Celestia Ludenberg battled Yumeko Jabami I’d have four nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s really, really weird that it’s happened four times.
@tashinatorgaming96746 ай бұрын
Damn, Aji coming back to the rap scene and fucking KILLING it! Considering she's self admittedly new to rapping, she's a fucking NATURAL! Amazing work from ALL the lovely VA's! The ladies of the FRB community are equally, if not, BETTER than the men! Keep up the good work!
@swizkii6 ай бұрын
I think you are absolutely correct
@the-first-sin-Yuma_A.e3 ай бұрын
2:57 i might be the first to no tice it but here it says "you merely gather with your life" insted of "you merely gamble with your life"
@Davidrusky5 ай бұрын
I won't lie, I was fully expecting something cringe that sounds as if it was written by a 12-year-old on Tumblr. What I got was the hardest, most ruthless bars that left my headphones on fire and my soul ablaze. Amazing work.
@Eddiefrb6 ай бұрын
This is so good I almost forgive you for doing a Celestia battle
@Eddiefrb6 ай бұрын
Almost
@jeriahweaver52156 ай бұрын
You just don't like the idea of a Danganronpa battle do you?
@acemusic_va6 ай бұрын
@@Eddiefrb PFFFT
@axXxelp216 ай бұрын
Dude do you just not like danganronpa rap battles lmao
@bernkastel74386 ай бұрын
@@jeriahweaver5215Honestly, fair lol Tho this one and the Chef Pee Pee one was good
@therealaji6 ай бұрын
YAY ITS OUTTTTT i was so pleasantly surprised with how incredible everything turned out !!! the other VAs were awesome and man was this FUN to record. this beat goes too hard for its own good, and i love all the card references too 😭😭 thank you for having me!! 💖💖
@swizkii6 ай бұрын
@@therealaji THANK YOU!!! You brought so much to your role as Mary honestly, I’m so glad you could be a part of this!!!!
@thatadorablefox6 ай бұрын
You KILLED it as Mary!!!!
@therealaji5 ай бұрын
YO WAIT HELLO U WERE AMAZING AS YUMEKO UR FLOW WAS ON POINT 👊🩷
@LeeKnowsthatyouknow22 күн бұрын
you served and then ate
@stitch34862 ай бұрын
1:24 i like the detail that she has Celestia on a joker card as if to call her a joke. Perfect
@crescendoe14362 ай бұрын
and herself on a queen card!
@stitch34862 ай бұрын
@@crescendoe1436 yeah
@RhettJack.6 ай бұрын
God dam that was amazing the voice for Celestia was absolutely amazing man you definitely did this rap matchup far better then anyone else man
@Ex-Tar5 ай бұрын
Celestia and Yumeko match SO MUCH with Drill, oh my god, best type of beat to use with these two.
@mydrakeisbiggerthanyours5 ай бұрын
help the beat matches Celeste’s hair
@HellishAmvs5 ай бұрын
The Yumeko impression is absolutley spot on! 1:49 Is incredible!
@bigmike6066 ай бұрын
This is like the seventh rap battle released in a day.
@swizkii6 ай бұрын
@@bigmike606 happy rap battle day!
@Andthenitwoshot6 ай бұрын
DANG THIS ALREADY SLAPS
@lanceknightmare3 ай бұрын
The small parts where someone speaks briefly while the main singing is happening is unique.
@codywhite63376 ай бұрын
This was amazing! I also loved the verses you gave Celeste and surprising Hifumi stepped in to White Knight lol.
@Unestimable5 ай бұрын
I like the theme, everything! I love the use of the hands of Celetstia's hands in the beginning
@charsonic17716 ай бұрын
This was a awesome rap battle between Celestia Ludenburg and Yumeko Jabami
@charsonic17716 ай бұрын
I’ve even reacted to this rap battle
@toonydotloony6 ай бұрын
A REALLY GOOD VERSE FOR MY MAN HIFUMI…NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY…BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE
@5ome5tranger5 ай бұрын
HIFUMI AND SAOTOME ATE IT UPPPP
@AIexSz085 ай бұрын
~Lyrics Celestia: Ludenberg with the cruelest verse not known for losing a showdown. Russian Roulette with the Truth Bullets and I'm shooting at you with the lowdown. The clueless act is useless (exhausting) you'd think with that astuteness (just stop it) you'd be a little ruthless (well) yet your biggest match is fruitless! (let's drop it) All those wins acquired I'd think it would be a lot harder no skill or luck required the card in your sleeve is plot armor. I could buy the hospital that your sister is dying at and then when I off you I can watch her lose her mind again! Listen up, you're so insane that you'd roll your fate so why don't you play with some lower stakes? When the game pops off her emotion breaks 'cause this Lady's Gaga, no Poker face. I don't blame you for craving attention that you're picking up as a Housepet. With the dead parents and the sister in despair there's nobody in your house left! Yumeko: Wow, that was incredible! Teach me how to craft a verse. I'm not sure that I could ever match the way you tackle words, Kidding! Let me give it a go, when Yumeko's on a roll then you don't try to stop her. That wasn't even in D-tier I guess you hid your good lines in a locker. You want fortunes and castles with guards doing all your biddings, so fortified on the outside 'cause your boring life is shitty! But your plays are flawed! You won't get away with the bluff I take out the fakes and frauds, so you can just pay what you got I'll rip a manipulator apart! Trying to make me your pawn? You can make me your boss! Play how I want and we may get along now with your fate in your palm tell your butler to drive your wake when we're done. Killing for a quick ten million must be hard. When I can match your motive cash just matching a couple cards. So if you really want the tea I'll get the water boiling. You're shit and you know it! Talk about flushing royalty. Yumeko mocking Celestia: I know not what you mean. Oh, you don't know what I mean? Trust me, it's not as it seems! Mm, that's hard to believe! I swear, there's nothing to- Hmm??? It's not what you think, I'm not- What??? Get the fuck off my face! After you've learned your place! Hiffumi! Hifumi: Stop the slander and get to answering diss my missus, I'mma have to handle it. Speaking to the peak man of all fanfics even I see that your intro is pandering! Nobody knows who the heck you are got more faces than a deck of cards. Like Life or Death, I will wreck ya hard ...unless I can catch your heart. 'Cause your dude isn't using it! Loser was almost kicked outta the school. You want a game? I would risk it with you. I'd wager my legs for a glimpse at your- *Ahem* (Ey!) The pen I am fluent with (Ey!) I pull up and shawties are losing it. (Wo!) Now that Hifumi's in (Ya!) you've got no clue what I'll do to 'em! (Ah!) Mary: But wham! You're dead, nerd! How's that for plot twist? I'll smack the vaguely European accent off of this goth bitch. Mary Saotome is battle-made a fucking hand grenade! You didn't care about him just that your fatass fucking cat was safe! He simped his way into killing Taka you wasted him for some chump change. Tried to keep your hands clean throughout, yet still ended up with the bloodstains! I'm showing you two a true double kill no cheating needed, I murder tracks! This worthless brat would be more aptly named the Ultimate Working Class. Yumeko mocking Celestia again: (Grrr...) What's the matter? Got something to say? Why don't you let it all out?! Celestia: FUCK OFF!!!! I gamble with my life to get on top of it. You merely gather with your life just to get off from it! We're opposites! I've planned every minute you're just mad different. I guess congrats on destroying the fucking Caste System! And if you don't want Netflix to cut off your lifespan show some actual depth or accept your new fucking Lifeplan. Yumeko: Congrats on coming out! Doesn't change that you're useless! How does it feel to have your big reveal and yet still nobody could give two shits? I battled my way up the student council and changed my whole academy. Wether Victorian or victorious it'll remain in your fantasies! This little whodunnit's left a true loser bruising proof's in the verdict. What can I say? Every witch hunt ends in a roast so burn bitch! //In my opinion Yumeko destroyed her!//
@mvntxieeYT5 ай бұрын
THANK YOU.
@LeeKnowsthatyouknow13 күн бұрын
Yumeko destroyed her with that last verse, Celeste destroyed Yumeko with her first isnt that crazy?
@DiscordRapBattle6 ай бұрын
Performances were so amazing, love how this turned out
@UC4xDq278atz2bv1vwVz2 ай бұрын
Celestia 100% took this battle
@HEHElo-w1e2 ай бұрын
Absolutely
@Sakura_8854 ай бұрын
Bruh Celeste dunked on Yumeko but Mary’s line about Ultimate Working Class was fire
@Riva-ih6mv5 ай бұрын
Ngl, they would actually be muzan's daughters
@AydenPeterson-cd4by-575 ай бұрын
I think that it is canon that Celestia is not a human
@NessieLoveNessieLife5 ай бұрын
@@AydenPeterson-cd4by-57Dawg what? No it is not💀
@Koko_Daiko5 ай бұрын
Three fandoms in one sentence, and I’m living for it 🔥
@Yoyokuro_Sanegiyu4 ай бұрын
NOOOOO BC THEY DO LOOK LIKE MUZAN
@Koko_Daiko4 ай бұрын
@@Yoyokuro_Sanegiyu FOR REAL THO-
@alexbrawlstars43595 ай бұрын
AFTER THIS RAP BATTLE MARY DESERVED HER OWN RAP BATTLE TOO
@Livi-chan435-xq6vy20 күн бұрын
Insane anime gambler vs insane anime gambler
@ticktockontheclockbuttheparty6 ай бұрын
THIS GOES SO HARD
@Sumako6 ай бұрын
Ayoooooo! Man, i knew your channel from Monaka Vs Monika, but rediscovered you today, and it's fire!!! The useless line from Yumeno made me scream lmaooo. Continue like that man! That was awesome!
@Ibuki_Mioda_LoveАй бұрын
I'm biased, but everyone else is saying Celeste won, and I absolutely agree lolol
@cheesycake-t1y6 ай бұрын
We are getting so many rap battles today
@faithbragais226 ай бұрын
best disses:celesta best flow:Yumeko overall winner :Hifumi
@nightmare36425 ай бұрын
I don't think Hifumi won ANYTHING here. You can't really say he's the "overall winner". That does less justice to this battle than the hammer did.
@ST4RPAWZ125 ай бұрын
@@nightmare3642its a joke
@sinkeedsomething71965 ай бұрын
Hifumi won hands down
@emiheavenly65 ай бұрын
stank the most: hifumi
@nightmare36425 ай бұрын
@@ST4RPAWZ12 Yeah, I know. If I was serious, I wouldn't have added the "Justice Hammer" joke.
@Cub-Htf5 ай бұрын
MY GUY HIFUMI KILLED IT 🗣🔥
@BigRym5 ай бұрын
Best flow: Celestia Best diss: Yumeko Overwall winner: Why did Mary Saotome sounded like Bakugo?
@PrinnyCG5 ай бұрын
It could be the other way around as well though.
@AzariahMarinaStarcaster2 күн бұрын
Mary vs. Bakugo next /j
@liquidiodineАй бұрын
I think this is actually one of the best rap battles I’ve ever seen, mad underrated
@skykyosuke76286 ай бұрын
Peak battle incoming
@Jane-op1ls5 ай бұрын
THIS WENT SO FUCKING HARD FOR NO REASON
@FritZsMitH46514 ай бұрын
Celeste went INSANE
@Danielle-c2n5z2 ай бұрын
Celestia ate so hard
@ryeyaa5 ай бұрын
I’M AFRAID THEY MIGHT HAVE COOKED HERE.
@Nope228425 ай бұрын
They cooked like Celestia was cooked at her execution 🙏
@ZoëTestamentАй бұрын
@@Nope22842STAWP
@Adamatronamus4 ай бұрын
This had a lot of excellent build up with each verse getting better. Such love and attention to each franchise.
@DillyChannel6 ай бұрын
Stellar work!
@thanosquack69746 ай бұрын
YOU AND YOUR TEAM KILLED IT MUCH LOVE FROM MONTREAL
@HYXROWAVE6 ай бұрын
Okay I'm a music producer myself... But for number one...THE BEAT AND FLOWS ARE JUST DISGUSTINGLY GOOD! I was listening to the best the entire time. The bass took me away. The verses was insane too, some of the most best flows I've ever seen from a rap battle so far. Celestia doing the roasting and Yumeko doing the exposing like "OOooh" like me hearing this just almost made me throw something for how good these flows are. And I hate to say this because I'm a Danganronpa fan but...Celestia got cooked for this one at the end. Even at her full power couldn't even save her. I'm sorry. P.S: Did they both have beef against each other before the match even started? Because they was going offffffffff! 9\10 I FREAKING LOVE THIS!
@Antifrost3 ай бұрын
Of all the things I'd expect from nerdcore rap battles, I don't think I'd have guessed that I'd be hearing Hifumi's bars in a million tries. Y'all killed it with this one.
@Michael-zi3kk4 ай бұрын
Damn man who ever edited this video killed it. Also the raps amazing great job man.
@austinbanks-xd4sp5 ай бұрын
ok swiz i’ve been rewatching this frequently and OH MY GOSH ITS TOO GOOD. WE NEED MORE YOUR BATTLES DO STUFF TO ME I SWEAR 😭
@latteluvs05 ай бұрын
OOOO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!!! THE LIFEPLAN LINE WAS NUTS
@Kiana-z6h4 ай бұрын
OMG THIS NEED TO GET VIRAL IT SO GOOD
@gaelcomics59975 ай бұрын
You know, it's hard to to battle someone who gets excited from struggling when you hate struggling 😅
@lemarruiter9644 ай бұрын
mary ate highkey like she devoured
@ThiefofRPGistheWanderingSoul6 ай бұрын
Poor Celestia the only character after DR1 whose only extra story content she got was a swimsuit in Riichi City. Unfortunately she still managed to get cooked in this battle. Also Grand Bois reference for the win.
@mydrakeisbiggerthanyours5 ай бұрын
CELESTIA IS ON FIRE !! (Literally but she won 100% since all Yumeko did was repeat her lines over and over)
@Zavion-f4d5 ай бұрын
Okay name one line she repeat it
@Kaededapianist5 ай бұрын
Celestia should have try”aRe yOu dEaF aS yOu aRe tHiCk”😂
@SKLK.3314 ай бұрын
wait both sides cooked hard im ngl HOLY
@Bruh-wtf-did-i-just-watch6 ай бұрын
The voice acting was fire like celestia at the end of chapter 3
@randomavacado18066 ай бұрын
Another W
@onlyluvdrpepper3 ай бұрын
I KEEP WATCHING THIS THE IMPRESSIONS ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE ALL THE PARTS THEYRE SO GOOD
@stuartevans9483 ай бұрын
THEY WOULD BE BESTIES ACTUALLY
@PinkyKirby303 ай бұрын
Verse 1: Ace Music as Celestia Ludenburg] Ludenburg with the cruelest verse not known for losing a showdown Russian Roulette with the Truth Bullets and I’m shooting at you with the lowdown The clueless act is useless (exhausted) You’d think with that astuteness (just stop it) You’d be a little ruthless (well) Yet your biggest match was fruitless! (let's drop it) All those wins acquired I think it would be a lot harder No skill or luck required the card in your sleeve is plot armor I could buy the hospital your sister is dying at And then when I off you I can watch her lose hеr mind again! Listen up, You’re so insane that you’d roll your fatе So why don’t you play with some lower stakes? When the game pops off her emotion breaks ‘Cause this Lady’s Gaga, no Poker Face I don’t blame you for craving attention that you’re picking up as a Housepet With the dead parents and the sister in despair there’s nobody in your house left!.
@Matt3dDanc3r6 ай бұрын
WE HAVE BEEN FED 🙏🙏
@Matt3dDanc3r6 ай бұрын
nvm i cried wheni saw himfumi
@Matt3dDanc3r6 ай бұрын
nvm again mary saved me
@lilacl0veskrew1195 ай бұрын
Lyrics *Musical Intermission* Verse 1 [Celestia Ludenberg] Ludenberg with the cruelest verse, Not known for losing a showdown. Russian Roulette with the Truth Bullets, And I'm shooting at you with the lowdown. The clueless act is useless, (Exhausted) You'd think with that astuteness, (Just stop it) You'd be a little ruthless, (Well..) Yet your biggest match was fruitless! (Let's drop it.) All those wins acquired, I'd think it would be a lot harder No skill or luck required, The card in your sleeve is plot armor. I could buy the hospital That your sister is dying at And then when I off you I can watch her lose her mind again! (Listen up) You're so insane that you'd roll your fate So why don't you play with some lower stakes? When the game pops off her emotions break 'Cause this Lady's Gaga, no Poker Face I don't blame you for craving attention That you're picking up as a Housepet With the dead parents and the sister in despair There's nobody in your house left! Verse 2 [Yumeko Jabami] Wow, that was incredible! Teach me how to craft a verse I'm not sure that I could ever match The way you tackle words Kidding! Let me give it a go When Yumeko's on a roll Then you don't try to stop her That wasn't even in D-tier I guess you hid your good lines in a locker You want fortunes and castles with guards Doing all of your biddings So fortified on the outside 'Cause your boring life is shitty! (Shitty) But your plays are flawed! You won't get away with the bluff I take out the fakes and the frauds You can just pay what you got I'll rip a manipulator apart! Trying to make me your pawn? You can make me your boss! Play how I want and we may get along Now with your fate in your palm Tell your butler to drive to your wake When we're done Killing for a quick ten million must be hard When I can match your motive cash Just matching a couple cards So if you really want the tea I'll get the water boiling You're shit and you know it Talk about flushing royalty Verse 3 [Celestia Ludenberg] I know not what you mean. Verse 4 [Yumeko Jabami] Oh, you don't know what I mean? Verse 5 [Celestia Ludenberg] Trust me, it's not as it seems! Verse 6 [Yumeko Jabami] Hm~ That's hard to believe! Verse 7 [Celestia Ludenberg] I swear, there's nothing to- Verse 8 [Yumeko Jabami] Hmmmm?? Verse 9 [Celestia Ludenberg] It's not what you think, I'm not- Verse 10 [Yumeko Jabami] What??? Verse 11 [Celestia Ludenberg] Get the fuck out of my face! Verse 12 [Yumeko Jabami] After you've learned your place! Verse 13 [Celestia Ludenberg] Hifumi!? Verse 14 [Hifumi Yamada] Stop the slander and get to answering Diss my missus, I'mma have to handle it Speaking to the peak man of all fanfics Even I see that your intro is pandering! Nobody knows who the heck you are Got more faces then a deck of cards Like Life or Death, I will wreck ya hard ... Unless I can catch your heart 'Cause your dude isn't using it! Loser was almost kicked outta the school You want a game? I would risk it with you I'd wager my legs for a glimpse at your- *Ahem* (Hey!) The pen I am fluent with (Ay!) I pull up and shawties are losing it (Ho!) Now that Hifumi's in (Gyah!) You've got no clue what I'll do to 'em! AH!- Verse 15 [Mary Saotome] But wham! You're dead, nerd! How's that for a plot twist? I'll smack the vaguely European accent Off of this goth bitch Mary Saotome is battle-made A fucking hand grenade You didn't care about him Just that your fatass fucking cat was safe! He simped his way into killing Taka You wasted him for some chump change Tried to keep your hands clean throughout Yet still ended up with the bloodstains I'm showing you two a true double kill No cheating needed I murder tracks This worthless brat would be more aptly named The Ultimate Working Class Verse 16 [Yumeko Jabami] What's the matter? Got something to say? Why don't you let it all out!? Verse 17 [Celestia Ludenberg] (Irritated snarl) FUCK OFF! I gamble with my life to get on top of it You merely gamble with your life Just to get off from it! We're opposites! I planned every minute You're just mad different I guess congrats on destroying The fucking Caste System! And if you don't want Netflix To cut off your lifespan Show some actual depth Or accept your new fucking Lifeplan! Verse 18 [Yumeko Jabami] Congrats on coming out! Doesn't change that you're useless How does it feel to have your big reveal And yet still nobody could give two shits? I battled my way up the student council And changed my whole academy Whether Victorian Or victorious It'll remain in your fantasies! This little whodunnit's left a true loser bruising Proof's in the verdict What can I say? Every witch hunt ends in a roast So burn bitch!
@Miosumioko5 ай бұрын
It's just their that one edit. And the rap is just A MASTERPIECE.
@isaiahmayane77924 ай бұрын
Verse 1: Celeste Verse 2: Mary Verse 3: Both I'l give this to Celeste! ❤
@moonescentpearl5 ай бұрын
certified banger (i haven't listened to it yet but i know it'll be fire)
@BubbleandCo3 ай бұрын
MARY CLEARED
@superracer92834 ай бұрын
Mary just showed up and Said "Time to teach ya a lesson"
@AlexKhlystov5 ай бұрын
What a wonderful battle ! The beat is very catchy and great on a rewatch. As a Danganronpa fan I think Yumeko definetely took this one. She pressed all of Celeste's berserk buttons while being unfazed about the disses aimed at her. Although I don't like how the game treated Celeste's character, I think you showcased exactly how she would react if these two were to meet, with her sticking with an accent in the beginnig and the going back to her normal voice the exact moment Yumeko starts corner even slightly. Again, great battle should probably check out Kakegurui soon.
@justyuri66205 ай бұрын
Been waiting for this, glad to see it finally drop! Comment’s a little late, I had to watch this over and over again because at first I couldn’t decide on a winner lol… After quite a bit of rewatches though I think I’m gonna go with Celeste. I felt like when it came to the first verse she actually attacked whereas Yumeko seemed to be talking about herself the whole time. Second verse though I’d definitely give it to Mary. Hifumi did… alright I guess (he got a couple of hits in) but Mary overall did better, though it wasn’t really by a landslide. The last round was the hardest to decide on and I had to keep going back for it but I think Celeste barely got it overall. Yumeko had some hits but then it felt like she just went back to talking about herself. So yeah, overall I think Celeste got it but both sides did pretty well! Also I will say I wish it just stayed Celeste vs Yumeko throughout the whole thing, I was a little disappointed when Hifumi came in and took over as I feel like Celeste would’ve had a much better second verse if it was her (Hifumi falling for Yumeko mid verse didn’t really help either lol). Mary did kind of make it a bit better but I still wish it was just the two of them (Celeste and Yumeko I mean). No hate on you of course, it was an extremely clever idea to have them come in, however I’m just not the biggest fan of others jumping into battles like that so it bugged me a little bit 😅 Really incredible job on the battle though! The editing, writing, and beat were all amazing, and I’m glad that one of my favorite creators finally did this matchup because I’ve been waiting a LONG time for it!
@Meow-f3d2v4 ай бұрын
LADY GAGA REFERENCE
@flowergirl55824 ай бұрын
This was surprisingly extremely good and detailed. Loved it. 🥰
@Maki.Harukawa-Slays4 ай бұрын
CELESTIA WAS SO FIRE 🔥🔥
@AlphiePrime6 ай бұрын
This was so good! Loved the editing. Great job swizkii!
@marcussiagarb3412 ай бұрын
i just realised the start of yumeko diss it said Wow, that was increible
@gauthier40366 ай бұрын
Oh my f*cking god. Wasnt prepared. Left subscribed
@lvndszzzz03 ай бұрын
rooting for celestia the entire time, never left her side
@WereGirl2155 ай бұрын
This is definitely the most fire rap battle I have listened to thus far, all of the VAs here totally killed it! 🔥🔥🔥
@lisamacfarlane6463 ай бұрын
This is not usually the type of rap battle I like, but jeez, this was fantastic. One of the best from the entire rap battle day. Celestia/Hifumi won.
@Kiara-dx8jg6 ай бұрын
The way I screamed when I realized who was in this battle. Great job as usual!
@swizkii6 ай бұрын
@@Kiara-dx8jg LOL I hope it was a good surprise!!
@elise-mei3 ай бұрын
Came here to proudly glaze Celestia, was stunned by Mary's verse. Kept gasping at each sentence! This whole thing was so beautifully crafted, I especially loved, "This Lady's Gaga, no Poker Face" !!!