Your Worst "Hear Me Outs" in Video Games: Graded

[@jakeblennings]

Okay, so apparently the only thing I have more than asexual subscribers is dragon kisser subscribers. Mayhaps I kink shamed too close to the sun and if I do a part 2 I will give any and all dragons a proper analysis 🫡

[@lizye-.-3]

PLEASE DO

[@Tobeast250]

The big lizards reign supreme

[@Ittybritty196]

Not only that, "hear me out" Isn't for conventionally attractive characters. Sidon doesn't belong here.

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Then there are the asexual dragon kissers.

[@thatoneperson5488]

I'm so glad the Ace community is in the crowd. I've been hoping to see Blake's reaction to ace folks. (all of those 'what your spotify wrapped says about you' and 'what your favorite animalcrossing character says about you' he's yet to call out the Ace Folks of the LGBT+ community, and it's finally being represented.) LIke I get just calling us Neurodivergent or Autistic is *close* but like- Not all ace people are ND, and not all ND folks are Ace. So it's nice to be seen. ... Albeit incredibly in a weird, roundabout.. not exactly HR-friendly way.

[@wyrmghost]

Nearly 30 minutes of Blake not realizing monster fuckers are real

[@DystopianCreativity]

Or just how many of them he has as subscribers, it would seem.

[@DavidShurtleff-gt4mz]

Or that bad dragon exists

[@caraprism9074]

He doesn’t even think people are attracted to slimesssss I feel bad for him

[@anabellewatson1812]

every dnd bard has entered the chat

[@thrownstair]

Blake, if you are reading this, you have a choice here. Down this path lies only ruin and anatomically correct drawings of Cthulhu's octohog. Continue at your peril.

[@betafurret1503]

“That’s a dragon” like that has stopped people before.

[@mak_448]

Didn't stop the donkey from shrek

[@Tobeast250]

That's but MORE REASONS

[@kittycat_and_roblox_lover]

Bro fr 😭😭😭😭

[@OswaldAurelia]

"that's a dragon" I'm already on board you don't gotta convince me more

[@CrowWithASD]

shrek

[@lilylohmann614]

As an ace person, love that for us, but I also VIVIDLY remember someone mentioning that the font Times New Roman was their hear me out, and it is a CRIME that Blake was not forced to react to that

[@Nikki-dh7lz]

I GET IT

[@lilylohmann614]

@ RIGHT???

[@SLYKM]

No i dont like it lmao i think one of ones I like is Csntury Gothic, and Berlin Sans Semi Bold.

[@penguin_aly]

THATS MY HEAR ME OUT BUT SPECIFICALLY THE LETTER T 🤤🤤

[@jospinner1183]

@penguin_aly The Times New Roman T is absolutely sexy af.

[@mx.rain_yt]

Thank you for introducing "I'm not going to kink-shame, I'm going to kink-inquire-why" into my vocabulary.

[@ccherry.berryy]

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY THAT IN THE INTRO

[@lumi5738]

I have unfortunately seen enough Sun and Moon fan art to know that whoever picked that wasn't lying

[@gilliancastle5106]

I'm not even in the fandom and I was seeing it EVERYWHERE when Security Breach came out

[@TheCattishDragon]

Yeah.. Bad time to be an aroace sun and moon kinnie lmao

[@lizabee484]

I used to be in a relationship with one of those people so yeaaaaah. Can confirm (Edit: To be clear, no actual shade to them, they were very kind. The fact that they were into sun/moon was just like “okay, I don’t get it, but I don’t think less of you as a person or anything” you know?)

[@pinkcupcake4717]

The daycare attendant lust scares me.

[@sideways5153]

Jekyll/Hyde frazzled daycare worker robot. The character was designed to target a certain subset of freaks with surgical precision

[@Lee-m3f2t]

Oh, only if he knew Glamrock Freddy wasn't haunted by any children, plus he keeps calling you "my little superstar." That man is A tier AT LEAST. Justice for Freddy!

[@bearatdusk8013]

I would argue that Glamrock Freddy makes a solid case for an S-Tier. He's just... So damn perfect

[@bladeinthesmint5995]

SOMEONE KNOWS AND SEES THE VISION!!! I just need a big strong robot bear to hug me and call me a superstar 😔

[@SirStarKat]

Not my ace ass with daddy issues only seeing him as a father figure😭

[@violasses]

I don't think he has played security breach at all bc glam freddy and sun would literally make him fawn

[@sirtacovi3262]

“There is a child in him, but it’s removable”

[@grimAuxillatrix]

15:57 Fun Fact: Both "Dick" and "Gumshoe" are slang for detective. So this man's name is Detective Detective Detective. Ace Attorney naming schemes.

[@defunctnerd]

thank you for the fun fact kanaya maryam from famous webcomic homestuck

[@gremlinjax_]

thank you kanaya very cool

[@Cjh137]

We love him for that 😭🙏

[@Space_gremlin]

Search up pun names in Ace Attorney it’s amazing

[@TheKreature13666]

This is one of the most common Fun Facts I share about Ace Attorney, because it's so funny xD

[@TheHiddenDirector]

I love how many went in the F tier because he doesn't believe anyone would crush on them, and I'm like, "Oh, honey, you are NOT new to the internet, you know better."

[@brony4869]

Right?!?

[@danielbarnes1241]

He doesn't know chat 🤭

[@Tea_laBlue]

Listen, he’s trying to keep some of his faith in humanity 😂

[@MayraCma]

Paarthunax in F tier broke my heart

[@MethuselahWinter]

@@MayraCmaSame!!!

[@AdderMoray]

Huh. I didn't expect to see someone come out as incredibly vanilla today.

[@paintthecosmos840]

Seriously! I've never witnessed someone so online be so unaware of monsterfucking as a subculture. Somebody's never been on tumblr...

[@KristenZianourry2015]

This will make a great screenshot to show to people I know IRL that arent online like that 😂

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

Vanilla = not wanting to fuck a dragon lmao But honestly good for him, let him stay in his blissful ignorance

[@random_dragon]

No fr!! Especially for this guy, oh my gosh, I'm so shocked 😂

[@hatimzeineddine8723]

you are vastly, vastly underestimating the number of people who would kiss a dragon

[@roryandbro1561]

My question is *why*

[@CircusFoxxo]

​@roryandbro1561this one is very nice

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Dragons have horns and spikes... /Whyamilikethis

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Not just kiss. Ever heard of ovipositor dil dos. Pretty sure those are inspired by dragons

[@elegantmelon2336]

​@@MoonchildDontCry aliens, they're inspired by aliens I'm concerned by the fact that I know this

[@asamlos]

Oh, Jake, you sweet summer child... There are mods that let you get with that giant dragon. It's just something people are into.

[@dhampir_days]

........ link?

[@asamlos]

@ Apparently it's on Lover's Lab. I only know cuz I saw a short reading a tumblr post that contained a skyrim screenshot that had text in the corner indicating the player was being chased by that exact dragon and that said dragon was dtf

[@dhampir_days]

@@asamlos thank you! also is your channel name by chance a reference to a certain comedy bit that is popular with The Magnus Archives

[@odothedoll2738]

Mans clearly never seen YuGiOh my man Seto is practically dragonsexual.

[@asamlos]

@dhampir_days No, it's a reference to a John Oliver bit where he described two of his fears as being "spiders and a sudden and mysterious lack of spiders."

[@kaimerry1587]

7:27 parthurnaax is a treasure, a conversationalist, HAS GONE TO THERAPY, and can also wrap his wings around me. *Parthurnaax is A tier.*

[@RedShirtGuy96]

Bro opened his own dragon-therapy practice after reforming himself. He is the epitome of someone with the willingness to work on themselves. Not even as a dragon just as relationship goals. Hes a catch but absolutely out of my league..😢

[@jospinner1183]

Also: top-tier sex voice.

[@Venom_Bunny]

Now I know for a FACT that Blake has never been on Tumblr because we little freaks have created an entirely separate FANDOM that is literally just us simping over Sun and Moon from hit game Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach. There is enough fanart and fanfiction to sustain us for Y E A R S.

[@ccherry.berryy]

YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP

[@MrAndy6]

17:59

[@Venom_Bunny]

@@MrAndy6 ?

[@quarencam]

i do not go there, however as a member of the Springtrap fandom i am shaking your hand in solidarity. we may have a specific taste but the content is numerable and WILD

[@Venom_Bunny]

@quarencam Exactlyyyyy. Pop off, king, you go simp for your incredibly musty rabbit man and you simp with PRIDE.

[@ShootingStarNeo]

Dr. Eggman is a romanticist, a feminist, and a self-professed gentleman (Sonic Heroes manual’s words, not mine). He’s not my cup of tea but I _know_ there are people who didn’t need Jim Carey to want Ivo to scramble their eggs.

[@avianKneecaps]

"Scramble their eggs"!?!? go to PRISON

[@ShadowHeartValentine]

there's a picture of eggman from the idw comics leaning on a railing holding a microphone and that made me consider it. only for a second though I remembered that he's eggman and it went away

[@SLYKM]

Omg I remember reading that in the manual, I was obsessed with the game when i was a 12 year old, I cant believe someone else remembers! In the latest sonic live action movie, Robotonik is watching a telenovela where the heroine is trying to choose between twin brothers fighting for her and he said "she should kill them both." 💅

[@IDKLOL-qj7sl]

how are Sidon and Gumshoe even a "hear me out" like, these two specifically are just universally agreed upon hot. they might not be some people's type, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone who would argue against the idea that they could get it. and also hot person from Hades game, like, come on... this is a hear me out list, you could've at least picked something strange.

[@commandrogyne]

Literally!! I genuinely cannot think of a single hear me out worthy character in hades. Admit you had a crush on banjo and or kazooie or dont bother replying!

[@Lummox874]

Charon, I want him but still.

[@IDKLOL-qj7sl]

@@commandrogyne yeah, or like, at least pick the minotaur or something. I would personally let that slide, but if I saw someone saying "I'm not normally into bulls but I'd let this guy plow me" and then they felt the need to add a "hear me out" I'd actually believe they needed to.

[@IDKLOL-qj7sl]

@@Lummox874 honestly, Charon is a valid pick

[@Stafarns]

@@commandrogyne the rock character, though I don't know much about Hades 1 and 2,

[@Missdreavus1]

You being blissfully unaware of dragonf-ers is naivety I would die for

[@mak_448]

what that tongue do 👀

[@ElikaRupp-LeJeune]

Scales and claws, do what you mest 😝🫣

[@msf2399]

I know way more about lizard junk than I ever asked literally anyone to share thanks to just existing ambiently in fantasy fandoms for that last couple decades.

[@starryskies9655]

some of y’all don’t understand how “hear me outs” are supposed to work. Sideon and Bowser are *not* hear me outs, they are supposed to be strange and embarassing to admit, like the candy crush “delicious” voice.

[@starryskies9655]

so basically c through f are varying levels of actual here me out. there are a few outliers like Parchment in higher tiers but yk.

[@lazyladytired]

Didn't realize there was a delicate science to hear me outs lmao

[@DecotheDragon]

There isn't but it gets annoying VERY quickly to hear people saying hear me out to characters that the entire fandom agrees are attractive.

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

@starryskies Bowser is def more of a "hear me out" than Sidon

[@tinfoilslacks3750]

Ordinary picks very quickly become hear me outs depending on who you're surrounded by

[@evanknight2475]

Blake, I can't believe you called me a liar for all things monster. You underestimate how quickly I would say yes to a dragon.

[@maybenotoday3106]

RIGHT????

[@mixedbagmixesmusic1967]

Precisely.

[@Phoenixmage50]

Yeah like, calling dragonfuckers liars is insane, he truly does not realize the vast amount of dragonfuckers out there, theres a *lot* of them

[@Arkouchie]

100%

[@cwcsemiautomated2618]

He‘s not even remotely a monster lover and it shows hard. Smh my head

[@twophasebossfight]

7:28 People say they wanna get crushed by dragon form Mommy Dimetrescu and no one bats an eye, but when *I* say I don’t mind getting turned into a statistic for some Parthurnax hanky panky suddenly I’m a liar

[@JonathanHarker_]

i fully respect this more simply because he’s a Dragon. like a straight up Dragon. he can talk. he is a Dragon. yep. mhm. smash

[@rachelclaw]

Listen, anatomy issues aside, with his voice he could talk me into *anything*

[@conspiracypanda1200]

I'm one of the aces from the beginning of the vid but from my understanding of certain circles monster tongues and tight hugs on interesting limbs are a thing. Anything is possible if you're determined enough, I guess.

[@unchartedraider7547]

Ngl i know you ain't lying because i saw that dragon after my Dimitrescu awakening era. And i understnad the appela of that dragon and would have put it in A tier.

[@dietotaku]

idk how he can call you a liar, y'all literally the reason dragon dildos exist. i would say google it but you surely already own one.

[@kmz-mh2js]

19:34 this Freddy actually has no catch, no soul, just hot looking for some reason and hes AI is so advanced that he takes care of you the whole game. Every game takes place in a diferrent time and location (most of them)

[@littlelockheart3657]

1:43 I would proudly wear 'So ace I confuse mathematicians' as a badge of honor

[@raiknightshade3442]

Saaammeeee

[@luna_nova_09]

What did he even mean by that? 😂 (Fellow Ace here)

[@LynnGryphon]

I'd wear that pin

[@user-mv5zt8qd9l]

​@@luna_nova_09 I think it means all the ace subscribers are gonna be put in a lab and studied for science

[@creepynugget6641]

As will I, it's very funny to bewilder a mathematician.

[@niam.2147]

fellow ace here. thanks for everything Blake. Also I love that you have no idea how deep the teratophilia rabbit hole goes. Dragons? Tentacles? Slime? All to be expected. Surprised there wasn't some eldritch horror being on this list.

[@msf2399]

Arguments could be made for the Narrator, he *is* an extra-dimensional being who built Stanley’s whole reality.

[@RailfoxStudios]

Mara Monster probably counts as some kind of eldritch horror. Also Chaos from Hades.

[@YayapLives]

No Eldritch beings? I mean, the sea empress is a centuries old psychic deep sea Leviathan the size of a building. And as much as Grimm is the worst option in all of Hollow Knight he is literally a nightmare God.

[@FubblerCo.]

Upsetting lack of Ebrietas daughter of the cosmos. Where are my freaks 😞😞😞

[@lefishe5845]

Eldritch romance is a fun trope. Although not often explored.

[@shebeefingonmystroganoff]

"HOW would you smash a 25ft dragon" skill issue, you cannot comprehend the whimsy of my imagination

[@pietrob.9329]

Gumshoe is also extremely poor. On the other hand he is the kindest himbo you'll ever meet. Hands down.

[@Arkouchie]

If you look himbo up in a dictionary, Gumshoe's picture is the example.

[@chamomileeeee]

AMEN!!!

[@yep1tsm3]

FOR REAL! MY DECREPITLY POOR LOVE OF MY LIFE‼️

[@THB192]

The man is like a puppy dog given human form and forced to investigate murders.

[@LordLicoriceDerp]

Kronk tier himbo

[@candyanime2]

I think you are vastly underestimating how many people would think being crushed to death by a giant dragon or sea leviathan while doing the nasty is like, the ideal way to go out. Also, Paarthurnax is a cool dude and the sea emperor is a loving mother. Excellent relationship material if you somehow don't get every bone in your body shattered.

[@bluwaterdragoon]

Unfortunately, because of this comment, I am now shipping the two leviathans together. Too bad everyone, they're a couple now.

[@candyanime2]

@ catch me sandwiched in the middle babyyyy

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Partysnax and The Empress would totally be a good ship. Both Zen from millennia in isolation, incredible powers, but yet a gentleness for the small and mortal. That's some good shipping right there.

[@ElikaRupp-LeJeune]

Real!! ​@@candyanime2

[@pzkitty6783]

13:32 do NOT tell the person thirsting over a grass-type pokemon to touch grass!!! /lh

[@SleepyDemonzzz]

Okay but... The Narrator from TSP is actually a *great* choice. He's rich, (mostly) respectful, plays guitar, gorgeous voice, and knows his worth. Sounds like the whole package to me! Honestly, thank you to whoever recommended him because I wouldn't have thought of it but now that I do... Yeah. I get it.

[@msf2399]

Gonna be real, I was reading the comments before getting there and misread this as “Narrator from STP,” and was very confused because my man is a skrunkly, fake-dignified, petty as hell, powerful, high Int/low Wis king with a delicious voice, & I love Him, but rich? He can’t even afford His own reflection, He has to hijack ours! (Respect on the canonical capital He/Him pronouns, though.)

[@SleepyDemonzzz]

@@msf2399 I Say rich because of that one clip where he's talking about getting a 3rd swimming pool.

[@creeperking8702]

He was a also definitely a top

[@sarinabina5487]

Fun fact! The Narrator made me realize I was bisexual after identifying as a lesbian for 6 years. I didn't realize that was what was happening at first tho and thought I needed to go back to the mental hospital due to how obsessed I was with him (I had just gotten out of the mental hospital when i got into TSP)

[@jaycolus3893]

Besides, after his divorce with Stanley, he’s single now!

[@gale707]

as an asexual who subscribes to you, thank you for everything you do for us apparently

[@jakeblennings]

The “apparently” took me OUT 💀

[@str4wb.0n.p4wzz]

@gale707 omg me too!!

[@kkrueger5369]

Nice to know there’s so many of us lmao

[@cpcoultertweedles7216]

Aces unite!

[@AnotherYojimbo]

Glad to know I'm not only one, lmao. Blake accidently bought a deck of cards, exclusively Ace of Spades

[@lzrshark617]

I love that he *immediately* pinged Chaos correctly. They legit go by 'they/them' in-game and get a different title than the other gods (i.e. 'Master Chaos' instead of something like 'Lord Poseidon' or 'Lady Artemis')

[@runeofnoweyr]

1: Aces will appear in force when you least expect it. We are legion and we can be bought with garlic bread. 2: You are severely underestimating monster fuckers.

[@nachobaeza]

wait sidon is a hear me out? it feels like the most obvious choice ever (and my choice). Like he's incredibly hot. No point in discussing it

[@fiveforchibis]

I feel as though Sidon is at this odd threshold, where he's absolutely peak weirdness for normies and super tame and vanilla for the cronically online.

[@nachobaeza]

@@fiveforchibis I mean I'd say I'm closer to normie and vanilla than to cronically online in this regard and still everytime I play I can't help but simp like a dog for him lmao

[@Gyaradosage]

That’s exactly what I said under his initial post! Hes my choice and in the LOZ fandom he’s a “well duh” but to everyone else…. That’s just a shark that’s walking around. They haven’t experienced his quest lines. They don’t know that he eagerly waits for your return at the boundaries of his kingdom. They don’t know that he’s a goofy gallant guy with a cool family. They don’t know that he lets you literally ride him into battle. THEY DONT KNOW THAT HE INSTALLED A STATUE OF YOU RIDING HIM INTO BATTLE AT THE ENTRANCE OF HIS CITY.

[@nachobaeza]

@@Gyaradosage that marriage is a sham I know it

[@Gyaradosage]

@@nachobaezaIn this comment section, we do not acknowledge Yona’s existence. Nintendo panicked because they made Sidon too perfect and available.

[@alicethemad1613]

He’s gonna lose it when he finds out Sniper is supposed to be like 27. No I’m not kidding.

[@14deadratsinatrenchcoat]

That “You’re the editor!” line was delivered and edited perfectly

[@ryukreya45]

There is so much hydro slime hentai, it is not a pickme thing. It is just the tentacle+slime combo that is still very popular

[@wvvj_animates]

I thank this video and this comment for reminding me about that HORRENDOUS Mona x Hydro Slime video that was forced upon me. I will never want to think about that again 😭😭

[@khromatickarma]

the albedo fanfic.

[@Luna._.Lyxi.]

@@khromatickarmaWhich one, the one where you get fed slime condiments or the experiment one

[@IAteKunikidasHands]

The Klee one. 😨

[@Mikaelbrooks]

>Parthurnaax in F-tier >What would you do if a dragon... THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE KINK. Dragons are a *thing* espescially in the TTRPG community. There's a reason there are bard jokes whenever a dragon comes into play. It's a whole thing to the point where I would put it in F tier not because I can't see it but because it's so basic a pick at this point that *it isn't* a 'hear me out' and is literally on par with saying 'I like the generic fantasy elf.'

[@Mikaelbrooks]

I kept watching and there are just multiple here that tell me you don't run in certain degenerate circles. And I respect that. This is as deep as you should go, run, run for your life. But any time you see a slime you know what kinks they have too.

[@anameski]

God I love how quickly long-form content became an excuse to make fun of your audience more personally than normal

[@FishBola1991]

2:16 “don’t DATE YOUR TEACHER” AND YET HERE YOU ARE

[@jakeblennings]

SCREAMING HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ArcheoLumiere]

You literally came back for our Nyas to being exactly my type somehow

[@planetoforts]

​@@jakeblenningsthe amount you say this has to have a story behind it

[@LordLicoriceDerp]

​@jakeblennings Like I'm fairly secure in my sexualiy and probably aro but that outfit switch surprised me with Feelings™️

[@GrayAvian]

The disrespect to Meta Knight is undeserved, in the anime he has a spanish accent, is like an absent father to Kirby, and has a whip in one scene. He's beautiful

[@sommeone]

13:25 BLAKE NO DHELMISE IS A GRASS TYPE YOU'RE ENABLING THEM

[@jakeblennings]

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[@CoraCreates]

@@jakeblenningsYOU’VE DONE GODS WORK

[@shinystarmiestudios4179]

Which is why I add the caveat that it does not count as touching grass if you're molesting a grass type Pokemon.

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

as somebody who writes fanfiction for characters with 0 lines of dialogue, i love this. 'girl that's a dragon' dragons was what i was imagining in highschool. if you saw what i was after now you'd never leave your room. May your naivety never be corrupted

[@thetechnovoid]

cant be that bad, right?

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

@thetechnovoid what do you know about bug anatomy and robots

[@Sylvr-evolved]

@@TigirlakaLaserwolf6can’t say I know much about bug anatomy but robots id do unspeakable things

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

@@Sylvr-evolved hell yeah!!!

[@Raikagon]

I guess you could say that in highschool you had a tendency to... imagine dragons?

[@davialmeida4442]

22:01 So, your editor picked the worng leviatahn, thats the Sea Dragon Leviathan, not the Empress. They're pretty similar though, including the tentacle fetish, so probably doesn't change the ranking

[@quicksilveryt4000]

Doesn't the Emperor also have a super sad backstory though??

[@JuliaHaworthAngelofLight248]

Whoever said Layton has immaculate taste, because not only is he a professor and a private investigator, he’s also a devastatingly good swordsman and fantastic at thinking in his feet.

[@sarmythreader]

He's video game Sherlock Holmes without the drug addiction.

[@Takkunda]

Professor layton feet?

[@TheZMage]

How is Layton a “hear me out,” though? The man’s a stone cold fox That’s why I didn’t say Future Luke from the third Layton game either

[@n00dl3gal]

AND A GENTLEMAN

[@endergeek236]

​@@sarmythreader When he's not tripping out on gas.

[@Alt_Jess]

18:01 Blake, to be perfectly candid with you, you don't want to know how much explicit slime based fanfiction I've read, and my list is extremely tame compared to some people. I was actually surprised you thought people were lying tbh

[@mochhhhee]

Ive read some botw link x chuchu fandom and let le tell you 😳😳

[@msf2399]

Only BotW? Oh sweetheart, you can find LoZ fics of that flavor going back *decades.*

[@mochhhhee]

@@msf2399 I can imagine 🤣 but tbf botw and totk are the only Zelda games I've ever played

[@inspecterspook]

​@@mochhhheeomh I gotta read that

[@chipsleftwing]

as someone who's into it? slime is a very versatile and broad kink

[@ZatClaire]

"[Pyramid Head] is the peak of deviancy" and yet the dragon and the anchor are at the bottom. You seek the allure of the taboo but dare not step outside the realm of social acceptability. You are weak and a coward, Mr. Jennings (this was fun and I'll watch the next video too)

[@acethekrillboi6429]

Who’s going to tell Blake that the FNaF fandom goes ham for Sun and Moon bro. It wasn’t a pick me that thing is GENUINE AND I HAVE SEEN WAR 😭😭🙏

[@pineapplefrostyfruits9225]

It's hard to tell just from the image, though. Most of their charm is in the Voice Acting and character animation. Especially for Moon.

[@purplepedantry]

And that Glamrock Freddy isn't possessed? (And that we're never going for canon if we say classics?)

[@Drone8900]

Every single animatronic has atleast one porn image of it I swear to God (maybe minus the book only ones)

[@purplepedantry]

@Drone8900 I think we have most of the books covered to some capacity, but not every single one.

[@aliahwelch4064]

Sun and Moon are technically employed! ….i will die on this hill. Plus like, as one of the spectrum, it makes absolute sense that you have a ton of Aces in your audience. We can be some of the horniest sounding creatures

[@PiscesintheRain]

Sun and Moon are on the list not because the audience are liars, but because the audience is full of Aces.

[@aliahwelch4064]

@ 1000% 😂

[@Go_In_The_Void]

Fr

[@MageKiton]

Not an ace, but can confirm that aces can definitely be horny af, not wanting to actually do the physical act doesn't mean you can't fantasize some of the horniest stuff I've ever heard[positive]

[@mekhakreature]

Mood. They just seem like they'd make such caring partners -possibly close to yandere (tsundere for Moondrop?) territory but lots of us are down for that too! Hear Me Out doesn't have to be "I wanna bone this robot duo", it can be "I would like to have an unhealthy attachment to this robot duo" (although I do believe many do wanna bone some robots. I'm grey-ace but get it.)

[@Squirreltasticqueen]

Glamrock doesnt have a spirit in him, but he is generally regarded as DILF

[@purplepedantry]

I get what you mean, but he is not even close to 'DILF'. He's literally a textbook himbo with fatherly tendencies. He needs to at least sound 40 and pack on some weight over that triangle torso.

[@kaijuteeth]

19:34 OKAY GLAMROCK HAS NO SPIRIT IN HIM SO DOES THAT EFFECT THE RANKING (people who like him have a poor relationship with their father"

[@tatltails3923]

It's theorized that he has Michael Afton post PizzaSim in him, but that man was an ADULT

[@Eazypeazy13]

NO I JUST THINK HES A HIMBO

[@kaijuteeth]

@@Eazypeazy13 i dont trust someone who likes a character LITERALLY TELLING HIS ADOPTED SON WAY TO GO SUPERSTAR

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

​@@kaijuteeth What

[@trevjaydendavis3718]

@@kaijuteeth So what? That just means he's a good dad.

[@Tha-Za]

7:20 Did he really forgot about the reason why the most well known adult toy company is called "Bad Dragon"?😅

[@ScarletShade13]

If you mean "well known" as in _infamous_ sure 😂

[@Lime_Sherbert]

god i hate that company

[@rubywest5166]

"If you need a weiner as big as your arm" BLAKE. PEOPLE LIKE IT BIG. ARM BIG. IMPOSSIBLE BIG.

[@asamlos]

@@Lime_Sherbert Why?

[@keyboard_hacked]

@@asamlos there was a controversy at one point (you should probably look it up yourself if you really wanna know, don't know if I can be talking about it in a youtube comment section)

[@iamtwoawesomes]

"lying" more like "disproportionally ace whose attraction is a facsimile that naturally strays from the norm, and also reality." this is my theory. based on me.

[@kirabarnes657]

This is just what I needed after battling Demons in the Kroger bathroom

[@jakeblennings]

Wow you had a lore filled day

[@Localcourtjester4hire]

You had character development today

[@Bane_of_Memes]

Sacrificed for the lore, we shall remember you soldier 🫡

[@queeraxolotls]

Lore addition

[@planetoforts]

Damn. Fighting demons is really tough, normally they try to stab me with their shifting malleable flesh. Respect you were able to follow through the shit.

[@teriyaki_chick]

17:34 okay but you don’t get it. the grim reaper doesn’t stay around for more than like a conversation. and woohoo-ing him is a long process and he just leaves right after. and that lack of emotional attachment and general disrespect towards me makes him exceptionally hotter.

[@samikay626]

9:20 oh god as someone who likes to look at the multifandom “reader” tag sorted by kudos you have NO IDEA. Those fics are POPULAR man

[@justaruz1559]

It hurts my soul that it was a picture of the wrong leviathan. That was the sea DRAGON leviathan, not the empress, though they are very similar in design. I would assume your ranking would be the same, but the lore behind her is definitely a big factor behing their choice

[@theengineerinabox2385]

Yeah, the one that’s actually able to communicate with the player is probably the better one

[@Enbypotat53]

As someone who actually said the Dragon, it was the correct image! (And I did see someone else mention the Dragon too so I'm apparently not the only one lmao-)

[@samwich6518]

YEAH I HAVE OVER 200 HOURS ON SUBNAUTICA AND THAT HURT MY SOUL 😭

[@glarnboudin4462]

She's also voiced by *Jennifer Hale* - that's automatic points.

[@Deadpool-ri3rq]

I will not lie. I want to help her raise her children.

[@_Starlightwitch_]

Glamrock Freddy has kind, supportive himbo energy. Also to vouch for the MetaKnight enjoyers: in the cartoon he has a really nice voice with a sexy Spanish accent.

[@disneydork100]

In the cartoon he was voiced by Brock.

[@haruhitomaeda4802]

​@@disneydork100 And James!

[@conspiracypanda1200]

Mysterious and edgy with a secret cute side? Of course people are gonna go for him! Also, I will adopt Glamrock Freddy before he can adopt me. That's my boy now.

[@BroadwayBrittany]

Meta Knight was my love and obsession for 7-8th grade me. Head over heels for this man, drew so much fanart, could not get enough.

[@galacgacwatson3102]

17:55 As a Genshin player, I physically curled up like a pill bug when I saw this. I'm scared

[@katherinedickerson2334]

About Parathanax: Sir you truly underestimate the scales and monsterf****ers. We would absolutely give it a shot. And no, touching grass would not 100% help this.

[@danieygameplays3231]

And we all agree FUCK THE BLADE IN SKYRIM THEY SUCK

[@androidk18]

I imagine y'all would be on your hands and knees touching grass while you're giving it a shot if you could.

[@CommanderWiggins]

I had a genuine thought about if I actually would or not and after consideration yes I would. He's the type who probably wouldn't kill me so compared to most dragons he's a safer pick. Just gotta get creative, put my whole body into it and slide up and down it like a massive firepole.

[@samr8889]

Look, Skyrim has magic, thats all I am saying!

[@salmonandsoup]

THANK YOU! I don't even know Parathanax, but I would smooch Garchomp, Haxorus, Hydreigon, Dialga, and Giratina unironically, passionately, with my full chest. THE DRAGONS DESERVE RESPECT

[@DragonKnight2999]

Friend Luis: You have an astonishingly large amount of asexual subscribers. I as an asexual subscriber:...Why do I feel called out right now? 😅

[@kateb6699]

Keep on stumping the stem majors 🥳

[@neoshadic]

Ace gang rise up

[@SkylarGlider]

Yeahhh, ACE GANG!

[@TheWizardMus]

ACE GANG

[@luna_nova_09]

My people! ACE GANG!

[@brocksteele7475]

8:01 Four-hundred years old? More like vore-hundred years old. Because you go in his mouth.

[@metho8662]

18:00 well... That specific slime there is one of the most searched things on rule 34... Even above widowmaker and that makes me SCARED

[@dertechie]

That's very much a "those who don't know / those who know" meme thing.

[@metho8662]

@dertechie exactly

[@fusion1203]

Would

[@CoraCreates]

Holy fuck, above WIDOWMAKER?!

[@fusion1203]

Uhhh where did you find that info

[@SpectralMoths]

Blake, don't tell the Dhelmise people to touch grass. IT'S PART GRASS TYPE!

[@aquaintsound]

Lmfaooo

[@avanelletheclockfriend2515]

Getting jumpscared by my fave Pokémon in a hear me out video as an ace person was wack 😭 I take it back I don’t want Dhelmise to get popular

[@dmikewilcox]

Most of my feed is videos about the end of my country and the impending apocalypse, or so it seems. Your videos make life bearable.

[@user-mv5zt8qd9l]

1:43 the Twitter chat really said "hear me out: no one"

[@elizabethnino3977]

Blake, honey, you and I have been around long enough to remember the Creepypasta fandom and the Slenderman fandom, whoever picked Sun and Moon wasn’t lying. Some people are just into horror….like….INTO horror.

[@ravenmacbeth9384]

Sweet summer child, there are people who would commit universe ending atrocities to be with a dragon.

[@maybenotoday3106]

“delicious” voice from candy crush saga TOOK ME OUT!!!! i am cackling!!! now THAT is a REAL hear me out!!! also how dare you call us liars. your followers are just freaks. embrace it diva

[@A_AdhdTherian]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[@PalisadePeryton]

The _real_ Animal Crossing husband? My man Blathers. He's an intelligent, excitable science nerd with a fear of bugs. He wears a bowtie. He runs a large, successful museum by himself, and doesn't charge for entry because he believes that education should be accessible to all. He can overcome his fear to create a large, beautiful insect exhibit, because he's willing to put the preservation of nature and science over his own feelings. Blathers is a king and could get it any day of the week

[@chamomileeeee]

I never thought of him that way. Honestly, real!!!

[@Ketaminogue]

Brooster exists.

[@XemeraldXD]

I fully agree, but also just say you like Aziraphale from Good Omens cause that is the same man

[@PalisadePeryton]

@XemeraldXD Never seen it, but if it has a Blathers, I'm interested.

[@TheWolfyZ093]

When i first entered that makeshift museum tent and started that first interaction, I immediately went 'oh no... not again."

[@twistyyyyylol]

14:32 You did Big Man DIRTY bro 😭 but i do Love the vid! Cant wait for part 2! ❤ (this time to remember to submit my hear me outs 😂)

[@rachell.5555]

Blake not believing the monster f-ers is killing me! Like I understand, we’re weird as hell, but it’s still so funny!

[@Solanin0803]

But he's on board with Mr.X ? Hypocrite

[@0ArmoredSoul0]

I am CRYING laughing. Jake, you have NO idea how HUGE the Daycare Attendant is in the FNAF fandom. They are absolutely NOT lying when they say they WANT that ro-bussy. The scalies and robo-philes are howling. Edit: 110% agree with TF2 Sniper. His voice is UNFAIRLY hot. And married to the VA for GLaDOS. :)

[@kirbbird7700]

AGREED! also I am going to be incorporating ro-bussy into many a conversation now

[@chaospuppy6730]

every time you said "you're lying" I just sighed heavily. I understand the Emperor Leviathan's allure, she's fully sentient and telepathic so she passes the Harkness test. (Must have Human or greater intelligence, be capable of communicating with some kind of language, and of sexual maturity for its species) She hung on to life for over 2000 years to make sure someone would come along and free her eggs from the cage they and she were all stuck in and ensure the survival not only of her species, but the planet as a whole.

[@sciana21]

Glam Feddy actually isn't haunted by the ghost child, he's just a robot

[@spacechaser6369]

Yes and entirely smashable

[@theblazingblight]

Yeesss!! I was so angy that my mans was passed up for that (granted any fnaf character crush is just about the animatronic itself not ghost children)

[@purplepedantry]

@@theblazingblight Yeah, that's basically the rule lmao Blake, if you're reading this, you have called my younger self a liar for starting myself on my FNaF nonsense, and called current day me a liar for wanting literally every character in FNaF up to and including FNaF 4, and at least half the cast beyond that. Fight me.

[@theblazingblight]

@@purplepedantry Even the nightmares? Dang lol

[@purplepedantry]

@theblazingblight Yep! It's something I've been made fun of for xD (The heft on them makes for good cuddles, their teeth add a nice bit of danger, and the cosiness of someone who is themed around a bedroom but not like a care bear is too adorable to pass up)

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

The amount of these that are just…middle-aged men is astounding. Perhaps I’m just terminally online, but I don’t even need to begin hearing you out until we’re already past Harkness Test territory. And as long as I’m self-reporting, my biggest Hear Me Out in fiction is the Winchester Model 1887 shotgun from Terminator 2. That’s an honest-to-god OBJECT, but I’ll be damned if the movie didn’t do its best to make it look like the most powerful and enticing thing crafted by human hands.

[@vissersixty-nine6246]

NO THAT'S SO REAL so many of these are just like. normal guys. tf2 characters aren't hear me out they're all attractive i don't care how much piss in jars they throw. my craziest hear me out is the cheyenne supercomputer if it doesn't take genuine effort to imagine how you'd have sex with it you're not going far enough

[@dhampir_days]

no fr this video made me realise how deep in monsterfucking I am because half of these do not ping on my hear me out radar

[@maybenotoday3106]

EXACTLY!! cowards!!! if your hear me out isn’t an abstract concept i don’t want it!!!

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

Oh my god you really get me, as much as I am a tolerant person and wouldn’t mind strange and unconventionally attractive people in their hear me outs for variety’s sake, to me, they have to be veering towards nonhumanoid territory or just… very cartoony to qualify. Also I get you man, my most unconventional hear me out are tetrapod structures …If I can give any explanation to justify this, it’s because functionality is a factor to what makes smth attractive, at least to me… Venom is a classic example and I felt like I heard ppl out when they mention abt his tongue

[@AssortedAmazingness]

Seriously! Of the three Pokemon choices, only Dhelmise pings on my HMO radar. Maybe I've been in the community too long, but Buzzwole is literally just a bunch of muscles and Hisuian Zoroark is the Pokemon Co.'s newest furry bait for the Legends game. Like, my Pokemon HMOs are Ditto, Tangela, Haunter, and Cofagrigus, and they want to talk about freaking Zoroark?

[@dietotaku]

i would imagine that being unable to get IRL dates because you're so good at "beating the hand" in "smash" tracks extremely well

[@allhailmilkywaysz]

i ate a burger once

[@12saile34]

Where’s the proof

[@allhailmilkywaysz]

​@@12saile34... ive been called out.

[@occidziggys9496]

hear me out...I ate a burger once

[@6ofrozes657]

So brave

[@jakeblennings]

Your fave could never

[@TransButterflyQueen]

"touch grass" Delmise, the grass type:

[@Te.Primogem.]

For a second I thought Grimm was Stolas from Helluva Boss and I almost screamed of joy

[@Rontlens]

Blake you were done dirty not seeing the King of Red Lions human form

[@fiveforchibis]

Was literally watching with my partner and they were salty about the same thing. King of Red Lions justice!!!

[@pinkcupcake4717]

You literally ride him!

[@tatltails3923]

Technically that's Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule though, not the King of Red Lions (I say purely to be pedantic and bc I like typing out that name)

[@squedlly]

​@@tatltails3923 because "King of Red Lions" is the name of the boat! I get it!

[@DonutTPOTer]

The lion boat form with a humanoid body solos

[@charliegreen5361]

Genuinely, a few of these (notably Dick Gumshoe, Leyton, Jim Carrey Eggman, Queen from Chess, Sniper & Wii Fit Trainer) are just genuine good picks, it would be like saying Hugh Jackman is a hear me out. Also, throughout the entire video, I was just wondering when the Narrator from Stanley Parable would show up as he's probably one of my hear me outs

[@TheHedgehogGiraffe]

Those SADist animations especially make the Stanley Parable narrator a good choice lol

[@rodrigoportalesoliva897]

Some videos ago, Blake complained about people that don't pronounce their Ts, saying for them, stuff isn't "important," it's "imporand." Today, he joins them in joy, because he tells his edidor to cut out his thirst trap plushies, forgedding endirely thad his edidor is himself

[@kaijuteeth]

16:04 Blake, he is THE himbo too. ur going to have to be the one working cuz how gumshoe has a job and is ONLY employed by the good graces of edgeworth

[@perfume709]

My love for krobus has been recognized. He's the aroace dream!

[@SpoopTheArtist-ru1lb]

Ikr

[@rockheart2002]

Hey, btw, Glamrock Freddy either has no soul in him, or the soul of a grown man depending on what lore you wanna go on, so he's safe, lol

[@flop47]

The fact is that I've soon sooooo much sexyman content for the sun and moon animatronics, Tumblr really did want those robots carnally. I'm so glad to see a voice of sanity agreeing that there's nothing attractive to them

[@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816]

They are scrawny jesters with a split personality thing going on. Of course the masses want them

[@anubis.monster]

As a rabid FNAF fan, I am so sick of the Sun and Moon obsessed people. They're a different league of person I do not like lol

[@lefishe5845]

I aint part of any of the fandoms but i much rather you deal with springtrap.

[@gamatwilit6538]

The Daycare Attendant is so babygirl. They have an overwhelmingly aroace fanbase and Sun has the personality of a theatre kid who has spent the past 50 years in retail, if that retail worker didn't even get paid. I love him so much. Moon is a silly guy. A little joker man.

[@DarkestElemental616]

Lol these are the absolute MILDEST "hear me outs" I have ever seen. This list needs to be evaluated by a Tumblr resident.

[@MimiJaneBee]

Blake, I have two words for you. Dragon. Tongue.

[@Arkouchie]

Two additional words: Size Difference.

[@RLane-xz5cj]

His "you liars" placements have me reeling like, oh no-- these are so obvious to me, I'm a lot farther gone down the gutter than I realized XD

[@celestialTangle]

I am such a tumblr user at this point

[@mekhakreature]

I've come to realize we frequent entirely different parts of the internet

[@livefromisolation]

im so into horror that the first time i saw Moon and Sun fnaf i was annoyed bc i knew these would be the new favorite twinks of the community

[@Lambda3141]

Apollo cursed you with Tumblr Sexyman precognition

[@purplepedantry]

They're just Gen 3 Sexymen. That's it.

[@sakiamira]

20:58 I WAS JUST PLAYING THE GAME MODE THIS TIME POPS UP IN 😂

[@noathern]

Ok in defense of glamrock freddy THAT freddy is an AI that gained sentience not the soul of a kid.....and also a very specific artist that starts with Z changed me mentally.......

[@noofuture4u]

... Does their name end with k

[@noathern]

​​@@noofuture4u........Yes it does

[@hyperhero2]

​@@noathernok I'm interested now in knowing who this is

[@bladeinthesmint5995]

@@hyperhero2I am also low-key interested too

[@DonutTPOTer]

​@@hyperhero2zourik

[@artfuldodgerrr]

As an avid Kirby fan, saying that Meta Knight was 'naked' without his mask cracked me up. However, I have two other Kirby character hear me outs: 1) King Dedede, specifically the part in Star Allies where he gets extremely buff in his boss battle. 2) Sectonia. She might turn into a flower, but honestly... ....slay.

[@hyperhero2]

Haven't heard of 2), but 1) is absolutely correct.

[@AxoNugz]

FIRST ONE IS JUST FACT

[@Toon_Topaz]

For me it’s Fecto Elfilis. monarch has the FIGURE

[@hyperhero2]

@@Toon_Topaz honestly, having never seen this character before... ...would.

[@UwUOnDatBeat1101]

9:00 something about grimm, and idk where this originated, but their voice is that of a chronic smoker, all raspy and whatnot

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

Lung cancer ❤️

[@n00dl3gal]

20:35 how do we tell him that Sniper is not only the same age as Scout, but that age is in their late 20s

[@TypicalUkraine_]

I don't know-

[@breebiebreeb]

pause because I’ve been in the tf2 fandom for years and how did I not know this wtf… I thought he was at least in his mid 30s 💀

[@rubywest5166]

That's what happens when underwater glass dome Kiwi genes meets Australia, where the Ozone layer got punched to death

[@scrabbleazumi6366]

and would also REEK of piss. like. that man smells like an abandoned texan outhouse on a good day

[@Gearhead221]

Sniper also probably also smells like piss, soooooooooo

[@_t0bi]

jokes on you i don't have to touch grass because it makes me break out in hives

[@Hessed3712]

I laughed too hard at this.

[@230a.m.3]

Eyyyyy! Me too, bestie!

[@mekhakreature]

Me too!

[@ccherry.berryy]

19:12 “it’s a kids game” just because it has a child audience, the og fnaf is NOT a kids game???

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

Yes, it is. Cauthin or however you spell his last name, *only* makes kids games.

[@LemonHIVE]

@casteanpreswyn7528 your telling me you would let an 8 year old play fnaf 4

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

@@LemonHIVE yes. Jumpscares are the worst the games have to offer. There is no actual violence in the games, ever notice that? That's cause Scott is a devout(almost to the point of concern) Christian who makes games for children. He didn't even really mean to make a horror series originally, but when people started saying his original games were creepy he decided to make horror games for kids, specifically without violence or gore.

[@CyclopsDragon]

19:50 Actually yes, Chaos is canonically addressed with they/them pronouns in Hades!

[@CriticalFangirl]

Freddy in Security Breach is just a robot and is super Daddy, but i understand that the image of a robot possessed by a dead child still feels weird

[@samuelbutler3332]

He's not possessed tho.

[@SpoopTheArtist-ru1lb]

Guys this is a hear me out video can we please not get into this right now?

[@samuelbutler3332]

@@SpoopTheArtist-ru1lb we are getting into this right now.

[@samuelbutler3332]

​@@SpoopTheArtist-ru1lbhe's too daddy to be possessed by a child.

[@MoSoda]

Honestly the original five has no personality outside the animatronics they possess, so everytime i see people intercat with the animatronics i feel like they just like the robots themselfs and the archetypes they represent and not the souls inhabiting em. Glamrock freddy is just an ai with a big as a himboest himbo heart, he's the most safe choice to fawn over in the entire franchise.

[@BubbleBvirtualReality]

26:56 OH MY GOD NARRATOR MY BELOVED UDVSUHSBDHSUSBD IM SO HAPPY HE MADE IT IN OMG

[@TheVoxxification]

doubting the slime kink people is a mistake you only make once.