Esc: From Planet - The Worst Game To Ever Cost $34.99

[@amygrindhouse4193]

jim, dont forget to mention the "storyline" of the game, written on steam: The unlucky traveler left literally for 5 minutes the ship on the planet of woolly beings, and has gone on a visit to the next system. Having returned through couple of tens of thousands years, haven't found the ship on the place - woolly beings during this time have strongly grown bald and have slightly grown wiser. (it is necessary to tell that the ship has been intended for intergalactic flights and the engine radiated any bad waves - the mutations which have caused in natives). The grown wiser natives have dragged and have hidden a find, and also by means of scrap and something else tried to crack the ship - but the security system has worked, and in a radius of 50 miles all live has undergone regress - the return evolution.

[@r.p.4756]

Is that even English?

[@ytivarg5371]

What?

[@Deform-2024]

What was the developer smoking when he made this?

[@JamesW609]

@@r.p.4756 im pretty sure thats whats people call engrish

[@momon969]

I'm going to go hide a find now.

[@DrShaym]

This costs more than Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice.

[@astuteanansi4935]

Money well spent, this game is clearly THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

[@deevee5327]

Oh my god I didn't even realise. It costs more than DOOM does when on sale! HOLY CRAP

[@DrShaym]

@@astuteanansi4935 I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE I'M YOUR FOOL EVERYONE'S GOT THEIR CHAINS TO BREAK

[@DarthCruciare87]

@@deevee5327 GTA 5 is cheaper even at base price too.

[@fkknsikk]

@@DarthCruciare87 They just gave away both Hotline Miami games for free on the Twitch launcher.

[@AfonsoCL]

I bet you feel pretty silly about having done the Game Awards already, uh?

[@phaolo6]

This *must* be included at all cost, even badly patched in the video XD

[@Haan22]

@@phaolo6 Badly edited in, with glitches and extra stutters.

[@Mernom]

He didn't do the shittiest games yet IIRC.

[@Racecarlock]

He hasn't done the shittiest games yet, though.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

This Monday is probably going to be the Shit Game Awards.

[@jeffdeakin8358]

Your purchase alone covered the game's entire budget.

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

Are you implying there was a budget?

[@Jun123]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

@@nobodyinparticular9640 Well it depends. If they actually bought all those unity assets, it probably cost about $200 to make this. If they just stole some cracked files then no it had no budget and was made on a smart phone.

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

@@JustaGuy_Gaming I'm more inclined to believe the latter tbh

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Justa Guy lets be honest, this was made on a TI-83

[@ChrisCarterWanderinChild]

It appears you ESC from the planet by pressing ESC to quit.

[@MadManDan]

Definitely an ESC situation, for sure

[@AvariceOverlord]

I'd rather ALT+F4 this fucker to the ground

[@drno0o7]

Lmao

[@docterfantazmo]

God of War 2018 is 25 quid in most places around London right now... ... Decisions, decisions.

[@drownsinkoolaid4203]

If memory serves other stuff like Last of Us is around 10 dollars, so like 8ish pounds? Gotta say this really throws a wrench in things, can't wait for the Switch port to really drive up competition.

[@Sonichero151]

Dad of Boi........... or a game that will absolutely kill you in a laughing fit that last ten minutes or until you expunge all your oxygen. oh gee that is a toughie.....

[@QuiteShallow]

I think that's the hardest I've ever heard Jim laugh 3:00

[@Warxoth]

*WELCOME HOME, BOSS!*

[@kaitokatsuki6862]

Quite. Ever since Eve of Destruction Redux.

[@Levi_Manifesto]

It's nice to see daughter admiring her dad :P

[@samreddig8819]

It makes me worry about his sanity

[@doncj1997]

He laughed at Fortuna

[@MrShoryuken1]

There's no way this was made by the team that made the Vampire series. They must be 'masquerading' as them.

[@GameAlicornLuna]

I spent $35 on these assets so I should charge people $35 to play my game.

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

Princess Luna $35 is a fair price.

[@Stroop.Waffle]

@@sheriffaboubakar9720 if you want me to poop in your face

[@Reach_W]

@@Stroop.Waffle That's a good rate right there.

[@jacobfels2167]

@Princess Luna spent $35? you give this "developer" too much credit

[@yamadiyoo9658]

@@jacobfels2167 Pirated assets including steam wrapper and copying and pasting code from the fps tutorial instead of going over it.

[@boosterbaboon]

Whenever I feel sad, I watch this video and listen to Jim's infectious laughter, and it never fails to make me smile

[@LastCorridor]

The Steam pages description really adds to this game: 'Storyline: The unlucky traveler left literally for 5 minutes the ship on the planet of woolly beings, and has gone on a visit to the next system. Having returned through couple of tens of thousands years, haven't found the ship on the place - woolly beings during this time have strongly grown bald and have slightly grown wiser. (it is necessary to tell that the ship has been intended for intergalactic flights and the engine radiated any bad waves - the mutations which have caused in natives). The grown wiser natives have dragged and have hidden a find, and also by means of scrap and something else tried to crack the ship - but the security system has worked, and in a radius of 50 miles all live has undergone regress - the return evolution.'

[@DeadEyeJedi]

I know, if that doesn't set alarm bells ringing, nothing will.

[@theodorelehman]

You can return evolution without a receipt, but they give you store credit instead of cash.

[@victorfine5094]

This is like something I would write in a dream where u know it's gibberish but yeah...

[@marrimars]

diji Pterodactyl

[@paulkielty8385]

I would normally tell you to fuck off and call you a liar OP but this is on Steam so I 100% believe you and don't feel like I will ever have to check the store for proof of what you have written being the truth

[@black_platypus]

Wait... is this a new front for Digital Homicide? :O

[@astuteanansi4935]

A new front? More like a new rear, to shit out of In all seriousness I am pretty sure that even the Romines would look at this and laugh, you know you fucked up when you made the Slaughtering Grounds look like a masterpiece

[@overthemountain90]

@Joker Well, why would the sue for a few million now when they can sue for...Billions?

[@microbial2007]

No, it's way too good-looking for Digital Homocide! It actually has some entertainment value. You can hear Jim laughing riotously.

[@petrlazar5240]

DH games' were GOTYs compared to this shit.

[@solouno2280]

Benjamin Philipp nope, it's from Bethesda

[@RobikV3]

You can currently get Monster Hunter World for this price

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

RobikV3 This game has giant reptiles you can fight in it too. They're practically the same game! No problem!

[@chillhour6155]

Yeah but does it have ak wielding veloliceraptors in it ?

[@jansettler4828]

How long will the offer continue?

[@Seaz333]

I'd prefer this game tbh. Never been a fan of Monster Hunter. The new game didn't change my stance on them.

[@firesire3971]

@@Seaz333 wow. Thats impressive. What monster hurt you and made you run home to mommy to make you perfer... whatever mess is in this video lol

[@Gravewhisper]

This is really more of a continuous glitch, than a game.

[@UltimatePerfection]

Yeah, more like ESC: the hell outta this game.

[@morosforhire4544]

It’s a glitch in steam itself

[@Ascendedninja6]

It's a new form of art

[@AmericaTheEnslaved]

who's ready for the angry developer dmc takedown?

[@XombieLejon66]

And the ensuing meltdown of the developer once his case gets laughed out of the courtroom.

[@VaunShiz]

I don't think the devs know English so manybe they don't know what Jim is saying 😂

[@directentertainmentaplacef8630]

@@VaunShiz You're probably right. XD

[@AmericaTheEnslaved]

@@VaunShiz half of them don't. lol. i just remember that skateman extreme rescue guy getting pissed. that game were it ran at 3fps, and dogs had wheels for some reason.

[@Ranylyn]

I saw some russian letters (or whatever they're called) in the game so they probably don't care what some english speaker says.

[@OrangeyChocolate]

"The AAA gaming industry is about to crash. At least we still have indies."

[@bigshrekhorner]

Moral of the story: We're fucked

[@maygonzales4130]

Nah, we're not super scrwed yet when we have games like hollow knight for 15 bucks....

[@mjc0961]

OrangeyChocolate Shit like this is why I facepalm when people act like all "indys" (they can't spell it right) are great and should be unconditionally supported. Indies can be shit too, you still need to watch your ass.

[@mythologue]

You should go to jail for your hate crime of a name.

[@-Trauma.]

@@mjc0961 You just have to have a brain...and common sense...

[@animelytical8354]

Looks like they fixed Fallout 76 a bit

[@Orosian5]

Looks like some Cliff Racers snuck in.

[@pathosfear6290]

Fallout 76 is not that bad. Its just an Ark clone with a fallout skin, the issue is people thought they were getting fallout 5. And Bethesda acting like absolute amatures didnt help.

[@L3wis1]

Fallout 76 is a broken mess. All day today I can’t even scrap weapons without it crashing.

[@SYNC420]

Press Esc: From Game

[@chaddixon9764]

Press Alt F4: Escape from the Game

[@alexdehatter2151]

ESC: From This Game

[@ManuelRojas-ec2dn]

God bless you for that

[@cartmann94]

Steam: still lacks quality *CTRL*

[@BrokenSaintX]

ALT F4: From this Game

[@Haan22]

*Sincere golfclap*

[@clanwargods]

I see what you did there

[@groundbreaker91]

Hearing Jim laughing so hard at this was absolutely hilarious! I couldn't help but laugh along with him, this game is so broken, its hysterical! XD

[@BronzeBoy520]

Finally, I had 35 dollars that I wanted to set on fire, but instead I can buy this game! Nah, burning my money would be more fun

[@christopherhammond7340]

At least you'll get a small amount of warmth for a couple of seconds.

[@zippomage]

Did you know american money is fire resistant. Also, it's against the law to deface or destroy money.

[@alyx1a]

zippomage first of all, r/woosh, but second of all, REALLY?! damn I gotta be more careful with these law things

[@Vivi2372]

@@zippomage Just about everyone knows it's illegal to deface money. It's also one of those laws that is stupid by virtue of being pretty much unenforceable. Which is just a fancy way of saying no one cares. And if you get the fire hot enough anything will burn. You just need to be motivated.

[@zippomage]

@@Vivi2372 lol cool story bro

[@macpotty]

It's finally happened. Jim Sterling has found the game that has broken his mind. Pretty sure that's one of the signs of the end of the world.

[@Gormathius]

macpotty oh, that’s what the raised 2 in a piece of tape I found means! It’s days until the apocalypse!

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@Gormathius hi, I’m front the future, and you have no idea how right you were

[@Toskin]

Slaughtering Grounds: "I'm going to be worst FPS on Steam!" ESC: From Planet: "HOLD MY BEER"

[@MGlBlaze]

If these guys try to sue Jim like Digital Homicide did I'm gonna laugh.

[@alexsmith2910]

Esc: From Planet: Press y 2 hold me escpae

[@tcpratt1660]

@@MGlBlaze More like Digital Homicide suing these guys...!

[@DoomDodgers]

For all the faults this game has, that's a pretty solid snake.

[@thearousedeunuch]

*SNAKE? SNAKE!*

[@drownsinkoolaid4203]

So solid the thing is nearly entirely stiff lol

[@BlaizeTheDragon]

It certainly made my snake solid.

[@Jun123]

🤣🤣😭🤣🤣

[@TheAirBear2000]

Hssss, Colonel, I'm trying to slither around. But I'm dummy thicc, and the smash of these crates keeps alerting the guards!

[@JonnyDoLake]

Is this the infamous E.T game remaster?

[@MedievalGenie]

Another asset flip, but in this case it costs a seriously premium price. Thank God for Steam refunds and of course thank God for Jim Sterling.

[@NamelessBody]

My god. That's where the cliff racers went.

[@krillin6]

You win the internet today

[@kattata9131]

"Flyyyyin', Flyin' in the sky, Cliff Racer fly so high..."

[@neoqwerty]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who wondered if those were cliff racers!

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

*Morrowind flashback face* Oh, the horror...

[@lambosnicko]

😂 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@trevorvogel8132]

This is it ladies and gentlemen! This is the height of gaming. Decades of evolution from the likes of Pong and Asteroids have all led to this. This game is not worthy of a mere $35 entry fee. As this is in fact the peak of all gaming, they should charge thousands of dollars for it as it's simply inconceivable that any thing will ever surpass this, and thus all future games you'd buy would be inferior. All praise to Lord Gaben for blessing us with a platform that could bestow this miracle upon us!

[@jabrak1]

BuT jIM it'S aN EaRLy AccEsS GAme

[@RickRaptor105]

I love Jim's attempt to determine whether the enemy is a Tyrannosaurus or an Allosaurus

[@Gormathius]

RickRaptor105 the devil’s in the details.

[@wadespencer3623]

I will confirm, it was a Tyrannosaurus. It had the famous 2 fingers and the more boxy Tyrannosaurus head shape.

[@davecrupel2817]

An Autisaurus.

[@Deform-2024]

Hi Rick

[@DammitSinged]

_Steam must be real proud of their platform._

[@NotTheStinkyCheese]

Valve was afraid the Sony store might have even worse EA games, so they quickly approved this game ...

[@knifeyonline]

steam is proud though, they want shit like this on their distribution platform... they want to be the ebay of digital content. they don't want to be a publisher, they want to be a marketplace. I don't want this personally but I understand it's a legitimate stance...

[@Xetelian]

Pretty soon Epic games is going to be making Steam levels of money and Valve will have to probably start curating their store.

[@Sonichero151]

@albericosa the phrase is "A few Bad Apples spoil the barrel"

[@Sonichero151]

@albericosa *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*

[@Yourname942]

Imagine if this was your first game. It would probably be your last.

[@StandardGoose]

If someone made this as a student project it would get an A. If someone then tried to sell it for $34.99 they should go to jail.

[@BitchesLoveGoodra]

$34.99 profit was made by Jims purchase. Against a budget of $0.00. Jim please get a refund.

[@NormanReaddis]

I'm sure the 2hr refund policy is put into good use lol

[@EraVulgaris-]

Don't you need to pay 100 to get your game on Steam now?

[@qlum]

In other words the guy just has to trick 2 more into buying the game. @@EraVulgaris-

[@mjc0961]

TheMalibuLizard I believe Jim has some kind of press account where he can get any game for free.

[@chaossmith3864]

@@mjc0961 I think they mean publishers needed to pay $100 to get their games up on steam. I thought so too, but not sure if that changed. Also Jim is stuck buying many games himself. From being blacklisted to publishers not engaging in giving free copies, as not all do.

[@tauphillips4673]

I would love to meet and talk to the people who make these games. What kind of mindset does one have to be in to make these kinds of errors and either not notice or not care? I can understand being lazy, but this doesn't look like mere laziness to me, it looks like they have some kind of severely distorted perception of the games they make. It reminds me of Tommy Wiseau and The Room. I really want to know what's going on in their heads.

[@markcobuzzi826]

For me, it’s more like James Nguyen’s “Birdemic” levels of brokenness.

[@Itri_Vega]

Someone above mentoned these games look like they're hammered together from already existing assets by bots... that honestly sounds more believable to me than the thought of a sane person making this and thinking it's good enough to demand 35$ for...

[@orbitpro]

It's killing him! Lol

[@rafaelluisdasilva3504]

It seems that some people have trouble understanding the scam concept.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

It's why a lot of the garbage games have long loading screens and unstoppable cut scenes. That way you waste more than 2hours and can't return it. Though I have to wonder exactly how many sales they actually get? I mean for $5 or less most people don't bother going through the return process. But for almost 40? I would.

[@JustinY.]

$35? You can buy Rimworld or 2 copies of stardew valley for that price!

[@stubbsie1038]

Just bought rimworld yesterday Allready have 16 hours played

[@DarkSoulSama]

First thing that came to mind was "Hollow Knight" releasing for 15$ , and constantly being on sale for 7$

[@alyx1a]

Justin Y. dude your’e literally all over my feed

[@mariusamber3237]

Or hundreds of better games... this is just incredible. XD

[@rupe82]

It was worth it tho, Jim clearly had fun...but not as it was intended 😂

[@jackmills7758]

The developer must have a massive ego to sell this "game" for $35.

[@ChibiFlonne]

I seriously hope you refunded those 35 bucks, Jim.

[@jort93z]

​@@dimmiek1413 Press accounts don't let you play any game though. Only some releases.

[@paulkielty8385]

He's stated multiple times throughout his videos that he buys them and never refunds so as to not seem disingenuous with his criticism.

[@MrDrElectricon]

Also he will probably make his money back and a bit more from this video so probably doesn't care too much...

[@zadoww]

Not refunding this would be a pretty stupid decision considering this is obviously a scam.

[@paulkielty8385]

@@MrDrElectricon According to Digital Suicide he makes $10k a month on patreon lol

[@mwjgcreeves4984]

DID BETHESDA DEVELOP THIS TOO??!!!

[@TheKornstalker]

Bethesda and Konami teamed up to construct this unholy abomination

[@bobjoe109]

@@TheKornstalker But I didn't see any Pachinko machines? They must have been on level 2.

[@hyena142]

I haven't heard Jim this full of joy since Age of Barbarian

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

It's because we're living in the age of barbarians!

[@DrakeBarrow]

I wonder if the immobile snake will join the scowling barbarian as a channel staple. I hope so, but I don't want to lose the scowling barbarian. At least Age of Barbarian understood what it was, and stuck with it.

[@Eguzky]

Update: The game is now $4.99 on Steam and it's 'White Bytes Software'. I guess they had to change the name or get hit by the real White Wolf Publishing?

[@MoldyWisp]

Jim’s laughter does my heart good in these holiday times.

[@pseudonayme7717]

T Rex in a tree, that'll be $5 please 😄

[@asdf1]

His forced, obnoxiously loud laughter ruined the video for me.

[@MoldyWisp]

ZeGermanBoi make your own fuckin reply you no 401k havin mong.

[@NormanReaddis]

He's the Riddler that let himself loose

[@joshuamurtz2058]

Jim ... I wasn't ready Jim. The pterodactyl Jim .... why Jim !!!? Why!!!?

[@DannOfSteel]

$34.99?!? you could get 3 and a half Life of Black Tigers for that price!

[@greenhowie]

3 and a Half-Life? Black Tiger Half of 3 Life Confirm!!! ...wait

[@Castdeath]

Substance D The fact that Life of Black Tiger is objectivity the better game baffles the mind ...

[@KeysOfMyMind]

Like this so jim can see please So WhiteWolfProject is a russian "developer" from what I could gather, this has nothing to do with actual White Wolf, Inc. (an actual game studio that created Vampire: the masquerade). This is just a very shitty attempt to try and trick people in thinking that this is a White Wolf, Inc. game, which it is not, someone should let White Wolf, Inc. know that their name and brand is being used to shovel this trash.

[@mjc0961]

KeysOfMyMind More like "like so I can stroke my e-peen" Jim doesn't need to "see", he was goddamn joking and it's sad that people don't realize this.

[@KeysOfMyMind]

@@mjc0961 Ooh yeah totally, that's why I researched it, to make an informed comment, so I could get some likes, not everyone is as shallow and pathetic as you might believe. So how about you just chill, I was just trying to inform.

[@KeysOfMyMind]

@@mjc0961 Come back when you contribute something constructive, otherwise you are not worth talking to.

[@LayneBenofsky]

ya think?

[@KeysOfMyMind]

@@LayneBenofsky yes :)

[@ludowic8187]

Thank god for sterling

[@D-H-C]

Sterling is God.

[@ludowic8187]

Phil Hart If god could do legendary like reviews

[@corsairmechanic4129]

Honestly, Jim's laugh is contagious. I've watched this several times now just to hear him laughing at that snake.

[@uros.u.novakovic]

This game gave me far more enjoyment than Fallout 76 did so there's that.

[@MrRobertoMoir]

Urosh Uchiha Novakovic I’ve undergone surgery that was more fun than Fallout 76...

[@L3wis1]

Certainly gone longer without crashing than 76 has for me today.

[@SuperJoesutton]

I once stubbed my toes so hard I shit my pants a little. That was more fun than fallout 76.

[@NellahWonders]

Jim's infectious, uproarious laughter at Solid Snake there was more enjoyable than the entirety of my Destiny 2 playthrough so far.

[@simonroberts77]

Oooooo trash talking 76 makes you so edgy bro... You are so cool!

[@Alex_Meadows]

To be fair to Jim, whoever made the promotional gameplay footage video on the Steam page seems to have been almost as confused. Though that person did manage to ride the T-rex, so that's something.

[@madman123456]

This is what modern videogaming has become. Buy a game, laugh at the developers ineptitude. That's your gameplay experience.

[@kaydwessie296]

And people STILL ask me how people can just watch others play videogames and call it a depressing hobby. I don't have to buy a shitty game, and I can listen to 30-something aged men make fun of it.

[@chrissheppo]

Or is the developer laughing at you for being tricked into buying their game in the first place?

[@kapiteinlulhaas7612]

@@chrissheppo Steam refund bro. Less than 2 hours played you'll get a quick and easy refund

[@chrissheppo]

@@kapiteinlulhaas7612 True, thought there had to be 'reasonable grounds' to get a refund, along with less than 2hrs play time? Think i remember one of the old Jim Sterling videos mentioned Steam was not refunding a certain Batman game, due to being unplayable.

[@Nooneimparticular]

"A game so evocative it brought Jim Sterling to tears." - Steam Review

[@a_galvantula435]

And just like that, there was a new contender for the Steam Ambassador award of 2018.

[@hickey1292]

I was just thinking that. I hope he has enough time to add it to the video.

[@Cryyfuu]

this has made my day

[@smjaiteh]

It’s always nice when a game comes out and it immediately lets you know that you only need to play it for less than two hours.

[@qview7273]

2 hours? I don't know you, but if I did, I would GIVE you 35 bucks, IF you COULD play this for 2 hrs.😁

[@MCAVee]

I like coming back to this video to hear Jim laugh so genuinely.

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

BTW, notice that your alien fingers stop moving the moment you die and they get stiff. Pretty realistic I would say, this game is on par with RDR2 shrinking horse balls XD

[@markcobuzzi826]

And the attention to detail is so great that your alien even shows some unique physical ailments, like having arthritic pointer fingers and thumbs.

[@matthewbrown7834]

Plus the animation of the hands moving dosent loop right.

[@tho_tho]

No mention of how it has the "Early access" tag on Steam TWICE? They really want to drive the point home that it sucks!

[@CattyMintgum]

Who are you playing as? Roger from American Dad?

[@bigshrekhorner]

Yep.

[@Wyrd-Oh]

Anyone remember the old PS1 tech demo disc that had you play with animation tests on a T-rex? 100% that thing was ripped straight from there.

[@joshbouman1654]

5 year old me thought that was the coolest shit ever. The other one was a sting ray right?

[@Wyrd-Oh]

@@joshbouman1654 Yeah you can actually find not-garbage videos of them here on KZbin, just type "playstation dinosaur" or "manta ray"

[@Tim5corpion]

pretty sure the assets were ripped to Modelsresource. Seeing them in this doesn't surprise me.

[@snailswrath]

Think we've finally witnessed Jim well and truly snap. This is what forcing yourself to play all these horrible games will do to your sanity. Gonna open a donation fund for his mental hospital bills.

[@Sonichero151]

The Jim Sterling Foundation for Steam Direct Syndrome

[@zmdumpbox2340]

GoFundMe - America's true universal health care system.

[@valkir293]

From the Steam store page: "ABOUT THIS GAME Storyline: The unlucky traveler left literally for 5 minutes the ship on the planet of woolly beings, and has gone on a visit to the next system. Having returned through couple of tens of thousands years, haven't found the ship on the place - woolly beings during this time have strongly grown bald and have slightly grown wiser. (it is necessary to tell that the ship has been intended for intergalactic flights and the engine radiated any bad waves - the mutations which have caused in natives). The grown wiser natives have dragged and have hidden a find, and also by means of scrap and something else tried to crack the ship - but the security system has worked, and in a radius of 50 miles all live has undergone regress - the return evolution. Gameplay: Classic style shooter with sci-fi elements and interactive environment. One level - one life. No savings. No any artificial restrictions of movement in location. Shoot or die. No script's movie scenes and slomo. Day/night cycle."

[@JamesWilson-px9dh]

Can't wait for this one to be more expensive on consoles

[@SmashTheBandicoot]

Even better, it’ll get a physical release on consoles

[@greenhowie]

35 bucks says Sony are really excited to feature this on the PS4.

[@TwwIX]

Way to go, Valve! Another Eclair has been sacrificed for Gabe Newells neck folds!

[@ZER0O9]

His hands are in constant grope mode lol.

[@isaacthelastn7687]

Travis Touchdown I know right squeeze dem titties lol

[@ZER0O9]

@@isaacthelastn7687 the plot of the game is he's trying to find some but he he has to battle T-rex and upside down pterodactyl first.

[@annme_87]

I like it when the fingers bend into heart hands like the character in the game wants to take an Instagram photo or something.

[@Sonichero151]

So we get to play as Harvy Weinstein

[@supermanacf]

I think the snake was angry because he spent 35 dollars on this game.

[@abdooo623]

i feel ripped off just by watching this.

[@Sonichero151]

We we're so fucking close....... So fucking close to the end.......there was light at the end of the tunnel ...... WHEN THIS...... *WHEN THIS, HAPPENED!!!!*

[@haribokart]

This is my game of the year 2018. Wow.

[@BreakfastAtNoon]

I dunno I really enjoyed Fallout 76, it's a close one.

[@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466]

Lol, what a moronic Bethesda fanboy, you're assuming F76 is a better GOTY contender than Metal Gear Survive? Haha, no dice!

[@BreakfastAtNoon]

@@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466 fucking hell I forgot that turd come out this year.. Aside from a couple of good games it's been a real horrific year lol

[@guyincognito5663]

Sorry guys I can’t handle that amount of sass bye.

[@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466]

@@BreakfastAtNoon Lol yeah, specially for PC gamers. What an ass of a year. At least Sony didn't disappoint.

[@rhiwright]

As a seasoned Vampire the Masquerade player, I too am surprised by this odd new direction White Wolf seem to have gone in. Dinosaurs and snakes, eh? I look forwards to the books! Or... could it be a different White Wolf? Nah, that's not possible. Can't wait til my vampire meets her first pterodactyl!

[@TelperionMt]

This can’t be the same White Wolf that’s currently owned by Paradox Interactive. They would never give the go ahead to something as horrible as this.

[@KuariThunderclaw]

That would be because its not. This is White Wolf PROJECT, not White Wolf... I feel like that might be stretching the trademark, copyright, or where ever company names fall laws a bit but yeah... different dev entirely

[@RubyDynamite]

@@KuariThunderclaw Honestly, I could see the actual White Wolf going after these guys for making their brand look bad lol

[@KuariThunderclaw]

@@RubyDynamite Kind of what I was getting at, haha... not sure if they'd have a case... buuuuut I feel like there have been lawsuits regarding names for far less.

[@jinxhead4182]

It isn't. The little shit hiding behind this game named his "company" "white wolf project", if I had to guess to leech off of white wolf's reputation, but are not affiliated in any damn way. If you go to the steam page, or just look at the actual white wolf page you see immediately that these two are different things.

[@mitchh3092]

Almost two years later and I still want to throttle Jim every time he says "pterodactyl" as "pterodactile". Love you Jim. But quit that. But love you. ... But quit it.

[@PoisonInc]

Bold of them to release GOTY 2018 a few days before the end of the year.

[@MrBlitzpunk]

Fallout76: this game broken af Atlas: hold my beer. Esc: hold my moonshine.

[@robertmorris2395]

Why am I getting a Digital Homicide vibe from how shitty it is?

[@zydian_]

at lerast that one had blood an,d ragdoll physics

[@Toskin]

Don't forget music and working ammo system

[@robertmorris2395]

Point made in both of you two but still this is shitty beyond reason.

[@MrJustinArt]

Could the developer have picked a worse flapping noise for those flying creatures? They're grating as fuck to listen to.

[@SpaceBearEngineer]

I...don't think they picked it so much as recorded their friend flapping a bedsheet.

[@starforcenetwork]

Oh, so this is the test footage for Jurrasic World 3? I can see you play as Blue and she learned how to use guns now.

[@hostofwords]

I live for the games and videos that make Stephanie laugh like this

[@cormoran2303]

3:53 HE'S GOING FOR THE DIAMOND CUTTER!

[@Ragnarok540]

$35??? I guess I will have to wait for the game of the year edition with all DLC included for this one.

[@SymmRTA]

come on jim don't be so harsh, its still in early access ;)

[@jort93z]

I can see the potential. An alien, killing dinosaurs and snakes in russia with ak47's. So much potential.

[@Avrysatos]

@@jort93z weirder things have worked. However this should be a proof of concept or something. Internal. Not something ready for early access.

[@jort93z]

@@Avrysatos Well, those things had an actual plot though/and or were funny. This is just one level where you kill enemies without any plot, and that is the entire premise of the game.

[@Avrysatos]

@@jort93z which is why i said this should not be early access

[@ardendolas]

I love how the in-game clock in the top right drops the leading zero on the "minutes", when they're less than 10. That's week 1 string manipulation in programming school. This is amazing, thanks Jim for sharing this!

[@KimJongBeIllinDaily]

Jim, I will reimburse you for this game and throw an extra $20 if you do a full playthrough of this. Just as long as you possibly can. Please. I need more of that glorious laughter.

[@wadespencer3623]

Are you implying this wasn't a full playthrough?

[@joshuanorris5860]

@@wadespencer3623 LOL. Yeah, the load has been blown. Thats all you get. There no more left bud

[@ironpyrite8406]

They can't even make a clock that works. 11:00 is "11:0" in this game. 11:01 is "11:1", and so on.

[@GerudoRamirez]

I personally have never heard Jim laugh like this. I didn’t realise so much fail could bring so much joy lol

[@DarkNight3603]

RavenCrossguard same here. That was fantastic!

[@AstraVex]

LMAO! Jesus Christ, I needed this today! xD I currently had Sinusitus over Xmas and my face has swollen roughly to the size of a bag of oranges and the laughing helps. Thank you so much, Jim, Thank God for you! :)

[@jeftar3po372]

So the Beyond Good and Evil 2 required online for single player debacle. It's off topic, but almost no one on KZbin talked about it. Maybe it's because it's around Christmas, but damn has KZbin been almost completely silent on that topic. I saw only a few videos about it. We kind of need this news to be spread more. I hope Jim talks about it at least after his worst games of the year list. I'm a bit surprised by the lack of coverage by people.

[@0LoneTech]

Beyond Good and Evil looked like a creative game. Too bad there will never be a sequel.

[@jeftar3po372]

LoneTech I was excited about BGAE2 until the announcement of required online to even play single player.

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

@@jeftar3po372 I wouldn't be excited at all for the sequel, seeing how nowadays most triple ay games are shit

[@jeftar3po372]

Nobody In particular I was excited until that. I don't blame you. I hope that gets massive backlash.

[@ro-337]

Someone made a huge Reddit thread about it too.

[@StephenIC]

Jims too harsh, it's in early access. I expect that they'll gave a fully animated snake by release!

[@bvanhoek356]

Too bad Jim's probably already written thr script for worst games of 2018. Because wow.

[@MidnightRaven66]

I went to work yesterday so excited to see your top 10 worst games of the year, only to realize at lunchtime that it was only Thursday. I was so sad. I hate when there is a holiday in the middle of the week making think it’s a Monday and getting my hopes up when it’s not

[@JorgelCrisp]

Does this mean we’re getting a ninja edit in next Monday’s video to add this in?

[@Drivertilldeath]

This Fallout 76 DLC is the same quality as day 1. Odd.

[@Nagatem]

Hope jim covers the bethesda nuka dark scandal 80 bucks for a plastic shell

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Is it Monday yet?

[@Stroop.Waffle]

@@HandmadeGoose97 somewhere it is

[@WCWThunderRosa]

Daniel Staples Monday always comes

[@HandmadeGoose97]

@@WCWThunderRosa it most certainly does

[@ken-yo2hz]

How original

[@KhainesKorner]

Jim looking up just made me think "GO GO GADGET ARMS!"

[@LoneSpeedsterDX]

Alright, pack it up guys. This is the definitive GOTY right here

[@krillin6]

Ultimate definitive edition

[@Frellyouall]

But why would you when you can get this game?

[@omanimitokanimi7976]

Lovely hand animation, the way the fingers instantly snap back to the starting position at the end, so polished.

[@flooblybub]

This first person mod for Destroy all Humans is great

[@FalloutLibertyHell]

With laughter like that, you can argue it's the best game for $34.99

[@angeloffish]

You never fail to make me laugh when you laugh, Jim 😂. Love it 💕.

[@derekczerkaski5540]

Thanks for the good laughs, happy holidays to you Jim!

[@loonachan]

Reminder: Yakuza 0 is 30 dollars on Steam.

[@Sonichero151]

You can buy ESO and both expansions as the digital deluxe edition for 30 bucks

[@mjc0961]

hentropy No it's not. It's $20.

[@ohnoitschris]

It's gone pretty cheap on Fanatical before too

[@bryankearney6525]

Thank you for this jim, I needed this one I had a really bad day and this video really made me forget all the bullshit! Thanks again man this made me smile and laugh so much! Keep up the great work sir!