Go Cabbies!GB - The Clone Cars

[@pantslesswrock]

A cab that turns its passengers into copies of the driver is a great idea for a Doctor Who villain

[@saint23thomas]

They could have sold a lot of copies of this by rebranding it to pretend it was similar to, but legally distinct from, a Doctor Who and/or SCP fan game.

[@gdwnet]

This is laughably bad but I lost it at "I'm trapped between two pedestrians". Epic.

[@clericofchaos1]

I love how he said pornhub would probably treat him better than youtube has. that's both incredibly sad and probably true.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

If he does I'll subscribe!

[@DauthEldrvaria]

I can’t wait till Pornhub starts asking KZbinrs to join their service and they can monetize their content there. Pornhub would literally be one of the best websites.

[@carlosfred8673]

*This gameplay was more magical than Randy Pitchford's thumb drive.*

[@Zangamarth]

Explain? What about a thumb drive?

[@pavelavtanski6538]

@@Zangamarth It's a kind'o maagic~ (really it's a fun story, look it up)

[@zolihughes3509]

I dont get it but f*** randy

[@ruekurei88]

@@zolihughes3509 Alleged child porn found on his thumb drive. In regards to the 'magic' bit; "Pitchford explained that he was "a consumer of this content." He confirmed that he copied a specific video "to this memory stick" to, as he describes it, "work out the method" of how a camgirl host faked the act of female ejaculation. (Be warned: he describes how the video looks in particularly graphic detail.) "I realized, this is not a sex worker," Pitchford said on the show. "This is a fucking magician." Pitchford, for those unaware, has a vested interest in the field of magicians and owns the magic-focused Genii Magazine." Nothing confirmed so far, fed/police haven't even revealed any investigations into said allegations.

[@jamiegibson5506]

@@ruekurei88 Wow. Why can't he just say he was looking at porn?

[@ryanmccloskey4292]

Crazy Taxi remake, brought to you by Gilson B. Pontes

[@evaristegalois6282]

This isn’t fiction, it’s actually an accurate representation of the streets of London

[@DefendYoungstown]

True Crime: Streets of London

[@Kie-7077]

Lol, that's stretching things a bit, the road layout looks approximately right for that area of W1 postcode of London but the buildings are all wrong, and there are buildings where there shouldn't be any like at 1:57 - that should be park ahead, not buildings. And all of the smaller details are wrong like what the buildings look like, where there is fences, gardens etc. And traffic lights in the wrong places. Parking spots that don't really exist.

[@Rose.Of.Hizaki]

No its not... Because the streets aren't paved with gold... as Charles Dickens would have people believe

[@bobtee6466]

there's no bell ends walking about staring at their phones...

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

RMJ London Cab Challenge

[@TXiCN]

For an electric car the BMW i3 sure sounds like a tractor.

[@speedm222]

Square Tins For a compact electric car the i3 sure beats the Ariel Atom in acceleration

[@chdreturns]

speedm222 The Ariel Atom is still better. Electric Cars are boring, and need banning.

[@speedm222]

Woah woah woah, don't you think you're going a tad bit too far with this?

[@johnballs1352]

@@chdreturns Are you serious?

[@jdrok5026]

@@johnballs1352 I mean they are actually in some ways unsafe and a i3 is kinda crap i8 is ok. Atoms are freaks.

[@doubtfulguest5450]

I lived in London for three years and can confirm that this is an accurate depiction of the town More accurate, in fact, than the Getaway and GTA London multiplied.

[@yonokhanman654]

Went to London for vacation, can confirm.

[@Malus1531]

Car Salesman: **slaps roof of car** This bad boy can fit so many clones in it

[@Shiirow]

those light poles... must be made of pure adamantium.

[@StephySon]

What are the trees in gta made of XD

[@PsychoDiesel48]

I think it's a vibranium-rubber hybrid. DID YOU SEE HOW HE BOUNCED OFF OF THEM!? XD

[@BronzeBoy520]

It’s like Crazy Taxi But not fun at all

[@sebotrp]

Nah it's not Crazy, it's Shit.

[@Shiirow]

Crazy Taxi : _British Gentleman's Edition_

[@isaacthelastn7687]

Play Crazy bus.. You will hate me afterwards lol

[@HandmadeGoose97]

HEY HEY HEY ITS NOT CRAAAAAZY TAXI!

[@Venserql]

Based on the video it's more entertaining.

[@notbones1664]

People should really consider doing Jim Sterling animated.

[@Zarnirox]

Oh hell yes!

[@sleepythemis]

N Bones You'd need an entire studio to capture Jim's beauty in animation.

[@johnballs1352]

Nah, Logicked does that sometimes and it's just not as good. The mannerisms are wayy off

[@pyrojinn]

the moment when the cab got through the 2 person deadlock, what a triumphant moment

[@theomegajuice8660]

Little known fact but the streetlights in London are made of Adamantium and each has a knight of the realm swear a solemn vow to maintain it until the return of King Arthur.

[@sadv3]

Pedestrians have the right of way even when they're in the way.

[@lowenergyvideos4658]

I like to think those two pedestrians are star struck lovers forever apart thanks to a cab run by a body snatching clone... I know I know, a story as old as time!

[@steveelmy]

A round of applause for the fact that Jim Sterling's "Horror Story Narration" makes this whole video worth watching! You should enable people to download such narration as DLC for these "games"! That way they can be enjoyed in a way that the original "creator's" never expected i.e. They become "fun".

[@12ealDealOfficial]

And in this game you play the CEO of a "AAA" games' publisher on his way back to a restaurant to recover a memory stick.

[@Masta200]

My first thought was that the cab driver looked a bit like a grown up Jimmy Hopkins from Bully lol

[@Portal2LabRat]

"it's like the matrix running on windows 95" killed me

[@FairysHuff]

So what your saying is, two pedestrians are taking you hard from teh front and back? Right Jim? Lucky guy. >_>

[@FillyCheeseSteak]

I think the phrase “controls like 10 assholes” is my new favorite saying

[@kitmakin289]

A game where you need to spend two years memorizing the streets and routes before you can play. (Also I really hope tomorrow's Jimquisition is on all the Randy Pitchford lawsuits and his porn/business USB drive).

[@kitmakin289]

@Ricky True. But with Jim's personal history with Randy I gotta believe his take would be epic as well as unbelievably funny.

[@JimSterling]

So I am actually saving doing a video on the Pitchford shit until more information comes out and we have a better idea of what's fact and what's accusation. Right now the story is a mess.

[@Sonichero151]

A porn usb drive you say? Now that is something I had not heard about in this story

[@danhill3302]

@@JimSterling The story being a mess makes it even more compelling haha

[@Beardedvikingweirdo]

@@JimSterling we eagerly await

[@aaacowsad6388]

Jim had more fun playing this than fallout 76 what a time we live in

[@JonnyHavoc]

Having lived in London most my life i cab say the use of the red phone boxes is totally on point. We have so many on each street we've now turned them into small one person coffee shops.

[@chocolizzy3802]

There are SO MANY WINDOWS! Is this actually what London looks like?

[@SirChocula]

Yes

[@dreamerabe]

If you wanna see an actual faithful representation of London, play The Getaway.

[@gbrading]

Midtown Madness 2 was a better virtual recreation of London than this game, and it came out EIGHTEEN years ago.

[@dreamerabe]

Nothing beats The Getaway. Most faithful recreation of a city ever in a game.

[@Nel_Annette]

The Great Sea music kicking in was just perfect.

[@nom_nom_nom_]

If you could drive a carboard box id imagine it would handle exactly like that.

[@christopherjones8448]

Well maybe if you buttered it up first

[@TheOne01One]

A surprising comedy gold mine.

[@Gooong]

Getting the same vibes as his Bus Simulator videoes. If only he could step out the car and tell stories about the world like those games. Jim's NEW YORK BUS SIMULATOR video is still one of my favorites.

[@storageheater]

9:00 the pedestrian walking away gets stuck in the distance in a loop here, and I'm gutted you didn't spot him and chase him down

[@FoxeyeValkyrie]

Cannot wait until this comes out on PS4!

[@mr.cuddles8822]

Have not missed a video in years! It does not matter what you do, I love it!

[@ChrisakaPES]

Man if there was something I wasn't expecting in this vid it's the Wind Waker music lol

[@almightysloth7627]

Not started the video yet but judging by the thumbnail I can already tell this will be good. Thank God for jim!

[@Mythos_Musik]

Ello guvner it was like one of my favorite episodes of Regular Show.

[@CeHee123]

"I'M NO GOV'NA!"

[@monkaWGiga]

Ello Gov'nar! I'll be sad if we don't play as the possessed Taxi Cab from Regular Show. Also all the Traffic lights are Amber and its weird.

[@wariodude128]

Must be a coincidence that I just bought the Getaway duology for PS2 at a flea market today and here you are playing a game about British cabbies. Also, that great sea music from Wind Waker starting up as you made it out of those indestructible people made me tear up and smile.

[@ShinePaw101]

Jim: *makes car sounds* Me: Is he losing his mind now- has he lost it Jim: Fuck this game *video ends* Me: 10/10

[@Flood520]

"It's all porn on Steam now." They still censoring it though? Asking for a friend.

[@ΈκτοραςΕλευθεριάδης]

I am not certain. But i think they don't .

[@yonokhanman654]

Need to know too. Also for a friend.

[@ordinarybell393]

Can confirm that its initially censored, but very minor patches are openly available to "fix" that. Uh... a friend told me, anyway.

[@KiraSlith]

Can confirm, it's censored but only in that most Japanese way of not really hiding anything, and even that can usually be removed by putting a file called "uncensored" in the root. Most of it is thousands of asset flips of that one Jigsaw Puzzle template in the unity store with whatever vaguely connected art they could steal off of Sankaku though, so other than "Mirror" there isn't really anything worth your $2.

[@ashenrider9402]

Jim, have you considered looking at Lost in Vivo? Came out in October but hasn't gotten a ton of exposure. It's made by the same guy who did Spooky's House of Jumpscares, although he's not trying to ride its success out or anything (Is under different dev name, different aesthetic, etc.)

[@DanuelNuel]

That's lovely when Jim try ride right side of road in London.

[@cartmann94]

"And where can ol' Betsy 'ake you today, sir?"

[@Saiyza]

Jim's enthusiasm throughout this all game made was the perfect set-up for the ending punchline.

[@ince55ant]

this looks like crazy taxi with clinical depression

[@carlosfred8673]

Great horror concept. One day without explanation anyone who enters an automobile turns into a bald man. Steven King, do not steal.

[@Mrblobbybobby]

Everyone wants Jim to cover porn games but I just hope this video starts a series where he takes a not-as-shit-as-the-other-ones-that-day Steam Direct game, goes in blind and tries desperately to have fun with it, all the while discovering what a buggy mess it inevitably turns out to be and slowly losing his sanity as both each video and the series as a whole progresses

[@WarMasterX6]

The Windwaker music...dammit Jim I love it!

[@chrisspellman5952]

Game in London, uses American measurements. Perfect. Also, the movement of all the NPC's are linked. When the car was stuck, you could see a lady with the same model on the background who was stuck. When the lady in front of the car moved, so did the lady in the background.

[@alexm498]

The whole video was worth it for the unsticking moment and the choice of music for that joyous occasion xD

[@WesStacey]

9:38 oh God the nostalgia bomb of hearing that music. I haven't played Windwaker in years but now i kind of want to see where i can play it now.

[@oldschoolhoxton8843]

That "scrambles their dna to create replicas of the driver" part gave me a great idea for an SCP

[@mic8679]

Only Jim can make a stuck car entertaining

[@Memoquin]

All the vehicles are real without the emblems and badges on them. Pretty sure the designs are still protected somehow

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

"Hey-hey, c'mon over, have some fun with Crazy Ta- I mean, Go Cabbies! ...GB."

[@halfstatic]

"One got me at the front, another wondered up behind..."

[@terrastriker5684]

I loved the random addition of windwaker music when he got free

[@larrygall5831]

Earlier today I watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and seeing those 3 clones staring straight ahead reminded me of what I was seeing earlier.. the people who were cloned. They were also pretty devoid of emotion.. like the 3 in the car who didn't seem to mind one bit that you blocked them indefinitely.

[@groovemedium]

That was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[@markovuckovic1651]

Love that Regular Show reference at the start

[@sammackley-ward4668]

starting a video with a Rock Profile reference is always a winner

[@adercader1]

This game looks like a UK theory test video 😂😂😂

[@Zejgar]

God damn I missed the paranormal urban simulator videos so much Thank you Jim!

[@michaelh90909]

This is nicer than the real London.

[@noahwilliams8996]

I like how it uses the same orange arrows for directions that it uses for racing.

[@jprsfragoso]

Finally... been waiting years for the Big Rigs sequel

[@mjc0961]

That Wind Waker music really made this brilliant. 🤣

[@brandon2378]

This video is so much more than this game deserves.

[@supermanacf]

After watching this video, I can't help but think Jim would be hilarious to watch on GTA. xD

[@failxontour]

Oh boy, sounds like fun for the whole family and the drunk cab driver. 5:12 plot twist the car is actually a gateway for multiverse traveling. EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!!11!!

[@darkop3191]

Wind Waker's The Great Sea music really is appropriately triumphant.

[@kirbyscurious]

Love it! Love your game recorded videos! Big fan!!!

[@lollypop123452]

I'm from London and this game has a perfect 1:1 recreation of the city. No joke. All the houses look the same.

[@md_vandenberg]

It's hilarious to see Chevrolet Suburbans in London. I can't imagine how expensive one of those monsters is to keep in Great Britain (especially an older model with the 7.4 litre V8 in it). In case anyone wants to play half decent games on the streets of London, try "The Italian Job" on PS1 or "The Getaway" on PS2.

[@jdrok5026]

Only the government buys suburbans especially if they are blacked out.

[@adampoole948]

the GB stands for Gary Buesy.. he personally and wildly drives every cab while having arguments with the voices in his head🤣

[@magikarpg]

this looks amazing, definitely how cars work

[@seekertosecrets]

Quality Control! Gotta love it!

[@AizaakThurston]

They can put that on the back of the box now. "It's not that bad" - Jim Sterling

[@tominatorxx]

Yeah Gran Turismo, Forza, Project Cars and Assetto Corsa... you wish you could be on the same level as Go Cabbies!GB. The true masterpiece we've all been waiting for!

[@vipuldass2318]

I'd pay good money to be driven around by Jim Sterling while he rants about triple AAAAAAAAAAeeeeee games.

[@Bug582]

classic Jim Sterling. I havent watched a video on this channel in ages since the last one of this style!

[@OmegaSoypreme]

They’re just whistling because they think you’re sexy. It’s a compliment.

[@QuantumFluxable]

9:20 and you didn't even notice the pedestrian in the background demonstrating this game's amazing mime AI!

[@lillianharper9420]

This game makes me nostalgic for Midtown Madness, of all things. I think it's the graphics and the invincible pedestrians.

[@AceIOMUK]

Loving the Regular Show reference at the beginning, but I thought you said a Brownish Taxi!

[@TheRCScotsman]

7:58, despite EVERYTHING else, the only thing that really bothers me is that the Mercedes C-Class is front-wheel-drive in this game!

[@dreammfyre]

This just makes me want a new Getaway game. Sob...

[@DavidDevlin1989]

I absolutely lost it when the windwaker music started xD

[@danielgyllenbreider]

OMG Passenger Zero. You can still stop the outbreak!

[@HungPham-qq6me]

uhm I have a question, if this is an ad free show, why is youtube still putting up ads onto the video? not that i’m complaining, just a weird thing...

[@ImA_TRex]

"One got me in the front. One wandered up from behind... and another one's come just to make fun."

[@Nicholas_Steel]

If you hit Accept multiple times the controls break. The arrows on the road are just the race course markings (which aren't removed when not playing the Race mode)

[@dkevans]

It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets Crazy Taxi!

[@oneofone210]

I love when Jim takes a game in a random direction that's not about the game at all. Nothing will beat the bus driver games though.

[@The_Bulette]

Any chance you are planning to review SUBNAUTICA now that is has an official console full release?

[@Muffinpurplegurk]

Forza Horizon 4s really took a dive in quality

[@ProtagonistVon]

What a nice birthday gift.

[@erickienitz1490]

I laughed so hard I could barely breathe for like a minute straight.

[@Denathorn]

Its been a while since I've been down the big smoke, but while I was there I never realised I wouldnt be stuck for a telephone! :D