escalator

quite possibly one of the worst ways to die

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[@Berd]

like this video if u would wear his hat 😊

[@nogiinnotactivechannel1435]

*g i m m e .*

[@Edward11-g5d]

Hi

[@dannyyoroi1955]

I would

[@ThatOneD6]

Yes.

[@blazingdragon6232]

What hat

[@MoonyCat]

Berd is so polite and wholesome, even when committing murder

[@ab_4583]

"Introducing, GUN!" has so much meme potential

[@anch95]

Kitchen Gun!

[@hellogoodnite8447]

NRA should sponsor him just for that

[@WildTheFemboy]

Have an annoying child in the register next to yours that pants like a fucking dog? (yes that did happen to me a week ago from posting this) Well not anymore! Introducing.. GUN!

[@PurpleBroadcast]

Yeah, cuz its bad and overused like every meme

[@alivegreb247]

I am the second one who would like to wear his hat.

[@SenketsuFi]

im the third

[@flakeify5561]

Fourth

[@KittiLumpo]

future merch maybe we can hope

[@holidayoreoreal]

I’m the fith

[@mannreelmen2601]

I'm the sixth

[@penelopemurfitt6974]

This really put a smile on my face Berd, I'm currently in a shit mood as I'm locked outside of my house.

[@thebeangularity9798]

Are there any metal slivers nearby? Something flat and sturdy to fit into the keyhole?

[@trulyagoose]

Ask your neighbor to help you get in

[@mknight8272]

To anyone who comments on this. He most likely got inside already

[@LeonardoCBRuiz-vt6ym]

there's probably a video of lpl to how pick your door with a brick

[@thebeangularity9798]

@@mknight8272 better safe than sorry. Plus, it might happen again, so it'd probably help out for next time.

[@Ponsy_J]

Berd making a hat is the most adorablest thing I've seen of him yet.

[@Gillty101]

"Im makin a hat" omg so precious

[@thegodofalldragons]

Him being able to finish his hat in time made me happy.

[@MusicDecomposer]

0:19 Actually, it's more of a pear shape. (Berd has thicc hips.)

[@synthetichumangaming4634]

did you just correct berd on how to draw a berd

[@noahchoi1213]

@@synthetichumangaming4634 yes

[@elenasayshi]

so basically berds are submissive and breedable

[@MaximizedAnimation]

0:08 So does this mean one of berd's eyes is actually a nostril on his beak? You can't unsee it now

[@SupahBerd]

i mean, that's not a berd, it's a Penguin Berd™

[@maxamillion7]

"introducing: gun!!!" i spat out my apple juice

[@David_Vitek]

Escalaphobia, the fear of escalators, is a perfectly valid fear, considering that escalators do kill 30 people and injure 17,000 per year in the US alone. A big concern are pets, particularly dogs' toenails. Those can get caught in the space between and seriously injure your doggo. Take the stairs.

[@gogokowai]

If you don't want to develop escalaphobia then definitely don't click on any videos about escalator deaths. They're terrifying...

[@stopNOW9278]

@@gogokowai they exist?

[@remiwalrus454]

@@stopNOW9278 yeah you can find security footage of it. though i don't recommend it, it's scary.

[@scratch9349]

Those berds look like they could use a longer table

[@K0ombiya]

Literally every game of Patently Stupid: 0:49

[@BuiHieuDong]

*0:34** The person that owns the Death Note is gonna have some problems while trying to kill him.*

[@jasonchiu272]

The final boss of Death Note

[@XenXenOfficial]

0:57 That hits home 😔

[@I_Forgorlolol.]

The escalator one escalated pretty quickly

[@paggetio8847]

I forgot that berd could make things other than berd so monkey gave me a hwart attack

[@Snek-v2]

Berd should make that hat at the end merch because people would buy it

[@ronninator]

The “it’s gonna be a hat” was so adorable

[@DingoWoof]

I hate it when I forget to pay the gravity bill, it's such an inconvenience trying to get all my stuff back after it floats away.

[@drnoname2098]

omg the ending put such a big smile on my face

[@generalkt5398]

This is proof that Berd has psychic powers, because as I began going up the escalator, I got the notification for this video.

[@phrodendekia]

1:04 Berd surfaces from inside an iron butt. Gets butted.

[@cuprianlycoris]

First time a sponsor section actually convinced me to buy a product

[@theecoodabenjakobz]

Maybe the two Berds could go around the other sides of the table to arm wrestle.

[@Deleted-Banana]

berd needs to put the damn mayonnaise on the escalator

[@jerrymiguel138]

Anyone else want him to make the hat-hat as actual merchandise

[@stirlingfire3446]

Berd hits wall and becomes handsome * squidward face*

[@Zephiias]

berd discovers furries and regrets it

[@soap924]

Berd gets drafted to war but thinks he’s getting drafted to the NFL

[@stopNOW9278]

The opposite would be just as funny

[@ssisk87]

That self promo escalated real quick... As if it were riding on an... Escalator...

[@rainyclockuno3135]

1:04 SAME AND I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY FOR IT

[@DarkKnightDueler]

Berd, that is hat congratulations. Proud of you bud.

[@NinetyUnderScore]

they are so cute, i want to hold the berds

[@oligb1469]

escalators are no joke I'm still scared of 'em, like a man sized paper shredder

[@patricks_music]

“No is that the toilet water?!” Genuine fear

[@pacifistcowboy]

that “i’m makin’ a hat” was so wholesome n cute

[@kelseym8863]

I watched an episode of 911 and a women got her hair caught in an escalator and I nearly scalped her. Now I terrified of escalators

[@velanavi]

Well that escalated quickly

[@kingbash6466]

I like the the attention to continuity with roboberd not knowing how to poop.

[@AssortedGarbage23]

Berd fights valiantly against his sleep paralysis demon (making use of his pocket chainsaw and sling ring)

[@Toby-Wan_Kenobi]

That's some mad good speed knitting

[@doctorquack1399]

The gravity bit had me dying

[@goldogemania6760]

please full length video of berd making his hat

[@guitarcat49]

Berd gives a speech about responsible spaghetti usage

[@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT]

1:32 nice hat

[@goshtosh8962]

Wow this bird guy is good at knitting, he should make a KZbin channel

[@seansidoni8103]

The gravity bill one killed me

[@sparaxisblanc2473]

It got me too! 😂

[@_.zeekay._]

Berd's science lesson goes wrong!

[@RedSHARK6]

Abstract berd is bold, daring I hope KZbin is able to handle it.

[@c.w.o.g.nGaming]

Reads Title - "escalator" Me instantly - "eeelllss"

[@Darklordangel]

Berd teases part of the next installment of Duel during the end credits. But secretly that IS the next installment.

[@jamethao6601]

When Berd said this guy doesn’t even know how to pee when. the next part showed up and I thought the two guys were trying to pee

[@mariaamaya9070]

berd turns into S I M P that equals Mayonnaise On An Escalator

[@snocoldman]

O my god, thats was so scare. He almost didn t finish Hat 😳

[@thatonegal32]

A berd cosplaying as his TF2 main

[@BrightCrystalLegend-Astal]

0:35 I’m naming my first child after this chad of a man

[@LeonBlack666]

Berd robs a bank with a water pistol

[@adrih8694]

glad to see I'm not the only one who hates escalators

[@jakey3273]

What I’d give to attend the JinkleJohn Jamboree, oh, what I’d give.

[@deaddrop3772]

Did you know that the dollar store has raised their prices up to $1.25?

[@umbalofomuitoobeso8957]

*Introducing GUN* Me: I'll buy your entire stock

[@jamesdexter4029]

Not if I take it first!!

[@sparaxisblanc2473]

Holy crap, the gravity bill one escalated quickly. Got me laughing pretty hard tho.

[@BIZaGoten]

Can't tell if regular berd or sponsor berd is the genuine voice of berd.

[@thehappypinkiepie1andcooki865]

I hope that hat gets into the merch shop of berd stuff things stuff

[@alsocookedbeanz8996]

Berd forgets to move out the way of the automaticity opening and closing shop doors

[@breadboi2]

Eyyyy congrats on finishing making the hat on time, here's a burger 🍔

[@ethanhatton207]

The hat he made should be an actual hat of berd holding his knitted hat.

[@tahjkuemmerle]

0:56 Is that a Calvin and Hobbes reference? Me approve.

[@bufnitsa9579]

Beef jumps of a roof onto a trampoline but the trampoline breaks, berd goes into the ground 4 meters deep. First suggestion!

[@Mr.nesser]

That's such a nice hat. Please tell Berd number 173793 that the hat he made is great and he should be proud

[@knightwing4073]

Now we can all create berds

[@yomatokamari]

Im selling berd nfts for free in the back of this candy van

[@CobaltSkies21]

Secretly plugging his new merch: Hat

[@Sudupe16]

Guys he's making a hat.

[@brandonedwards6119]

What a lovely hat!

[@chaotic4971]

Berd gets viciously attacked by a stray cat

[@robertsteel3563]

Thanks For the tutorial on how to draw a Berd!

[@kaseymathew1893]

Berd sneezes, and something weird happens as a result.

[@klederinoz6861]

Berd rides a griffon with lizard wings then merges with it

[@galezciinari]

Berd commiting arson on someone who made puns

[@dazcarrr]

my favourite character was johnson don john johnson johsn don john johnson mcmilliganjohn john mansen man john john don john. truly an inspiration

[@moshuma3739]

I'm glad he's on berd with the anti-nft people.

[@dappertophatter.]

0:09 questionable penguin noise

[@Grabnok]

What a nice hat. Good job, Berd

[@Microwave_guy]

0:32 I have had this as my wallpaper for over a year now and it is still funny

[@K1nla]

0:04 I for real, from the thumbnail, thought this was one berd pulling the tongue of the other berd. I see now, it's a table. 🤣 1:02 eww DX 1:04 that doesn't look like a escalator to me...I should get off the internet now... 1:24 your hat looks like a growing shoe...oh okay I see it now...good job berd 🏅

[@porkchicken411]

Can't wait for the movie!

[@couto2231]

Berd plays basketball, but with a basebal bat

[@fredsfrenzychannelreadbio5449]

2 berds trying to drink but they have no eyes

[@michaelmoore3422]

Berd goes to the movies and watches jackass forever and loves the movie

[@npc723]

finally, somebody who is also scared of escalators

[@15plus2isnot39]

That was a very nice hat. Good job!

[@DavidLopez-lu4wt]

What a nice hat! I want him to wear it

[@Black-jd2wi]

Berd drives a tank to rob a bank

[@AssortedGarbage23]

Berd looks into the operational end of the device

[@nazartherandomdude]

0:34 the best part P.S: the fact i only watched this through midnight is so funny

[@borderline-passible]

berd getz buff and squashes a baby berd

[@mwaowy]

Mayonaise on an escalator.

[@sincere745]

0:42 bro can't wait for that movie to come out