I read ninja's terrible new book

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[@Pyrocynical]

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[@FordEscape-tg2im]

no

[@amazingamer360]

no

[@shitpostxy7272]

Maybe just maybe

[@JH_-cm7od]

Nice video

[@greenday_listener]

Make petscop 2 already

[@mikk1066]

0:30 "Can I buy this please?" Cashier: "No" *video ends*

[@theRPGmaster]

NEJ

[@godofanalfissures]

Ok

[@Jack-cr4sy]

*CRIES*

[@jeppek1ng]

I fucking died from her swedish accent "yäs"

[@jeppek1ng]

@MrGoldo Nice apology video lol

[@MJRaymond]

Ninja's book: step 6 "grow up" Ninja: "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess"

[@zidani.s6712]

69 likes

[@someonetgg]

Okay, this comment is actually original.

[@IIHaseOII]

"The FUCK did you say to me you little shit!?"

[@MadCrafter360]

Your name...it reeks of familiarity...

[@ab-bq9ub]

Ironic. He could save others from not growing up, but not himself.

[@lonecolamarine]

"I'm no longer a 25 year old virgin! - Thanks sis, I love you." *Waaaait a second....*

[@heinrichdrakeluoterson5845]

*Police sirens intensifies*

[@thebostonterrierdude1585]

Sweet home Alabama

[@introguy2374]

Hold up somethings doesn’t right

[@thepizzatime3502]

*FBI OPEN UP*

[@thelambsauce7307]

@@introguy2374 *somethings doesn’t right*

[@silentstrings1896]

"most gamers rely on electricity" I play Solitaire all day with my mates, Tyler Blevins is a liar

[@abandonedchannel1010]

Not all gamers rely on electricity

[@chryst4l926]

Do you know what "most" means? Tyler ninja fortnite blevins is no liar

[@Dr_Samuel_Hayden]

@@chryst4l926 r/wooooosh

[@historicflame972]

@@Dr_Samuel_Hayden No I think you're the woosh

[@Dr_Samuel_Hayden]

@@historicflame972 SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT im gonna go kms lmao

[@bubblebass8498]

Pyro: "I never get sponsorships" Also Pyro: "HaVE yOU heArD oF RAiD ShAdOw LeGEnDs"

[@thefifelskishow5775]

That was an old video he said that dingus

[@gabrielhicks8043]

Fuck off

[@freedeoxide5179]

Yaeh

[@Hobbamok]

But for real , the best of these shitty sponsorship plugs ive ever seen

[@goober6112]

Stop this meme it is actually ass

[@Benjuicyy]

Pyro: "We all know skeletons have no rights" *And that's why they all hide in an armor of meat*

[@johnnylee5226]

Here before 1k likes

[@alfredogravy]

Ah...I see you're also an intellectual

[@nick-sr2zo]

pyro 2019

[@darthnader5745]

Tonight at 3AM: heya, you were talking trash about skeletons, so I'ma give you a bad time

[@isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza3314]

Actually the brain has no rights so it hides in a skeleton of armour which hides in a skeleton of meat.

[@NathanTheMan]

“Why are rich people the most disconnected from reality” Mr Beast isn’t even in the same dimension

[@juliethefoxcoon]

LMAOOOO

[@EuanWhitehead]

What do you think these people would do if they lost all their money and had to live in a one up one down living off 200 quid a week.

[@namelol.mp4561]

@@EuanWhitehead Probably struggle

[@reboundrides8132]

@@EuanWhitehead they would probably be like the billions of other people in that situation

[@EuanWhitehead]

@@reboundrides8132 Yea I was more thinking of the earth shattering comedown of once being a millionaire to having to lead a normal life.

[@giocosovelasco]

"I finally got to show my skills to the girl of my dreams! She was so impressed, she took me on the spot! I'm no longer a 25 year old virgin! Thanks sis, i love you!" That comment had more plot twists than the whole film industry

[@djdonkeydong133]

KZbin algorithm: sees the word ninja was used* Trending for gaming*

[@somedood07]

both your name and picture are perfect

[@yarek549]

heyy u got the same pf as me

[@Quackenson]

#5 baybeee

[@cumeyesteve8406]

Why do video game companies keep sponsoring people and not making them anything in game. Like if it was a foot ball team they would atlest at the logo.... Kinda shady.

[@willwym]

Da Bois got 369mill subs👌

[@DolanDark]

Is this book just a bible for gamers

[@tiack7838]

Oh yeah

[@geendrip]

Ye boi

[@dylanm5564]

Hahahahha you didnt get hearted hahaha.i. want to die

[@revision2406]

Derlan derk

[@honkush]

Hey Dolan , what are you doing here

[@yeetmachine1406]

I just watched a guy read a book and make it interesting for 20 minutes

[@crunchylettuce5446]

Most books are interesting tho, depending on your tastes

[@muhamedjukic9962]

Raid ad ends at: 2:55 thank me later

[@swagster700]

Yes

[@moved.3258]

Thx

[@vultra_v9121]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@zentourne7619]

thanks

[@goodboi6540]

@@swagster700 another dog :D

[@david123883]

Pyro: *monetized and trending* Hmm must be a glitch

[@MaxKing10]

cause its about ninja and fortnite

[@thatsjosh2u]

My Faded Sanity HES MONETIZED FOR ONCE SHHH

[@chrysler238]

Team Fortress 2 😂😂😂

[@stefanmadethen5359]

@@MaxKing10 fortnite - rarely advertises (unless it's the new season) world of tanks - heavily advertises, along with world of warships ??????

[@despicablyawesome]

trending in gaming, at that

[@nightrocc3997]

Pyro: gets sponsored Also Pyro: Insults his viewers while advertising

[@sawyer7256]

we insult him so it's only fair

[@DeusJudexMeusEst]

"what are you waiting for you disgusting filt"

[@sanssoucilucci]

Anidan filt

[@khazhusky]

Is your pic literally Grade A's head colored Grey?

[@twiggiermango]

Sup night rocc

[@shrimpfry880]

"DPI doesn't matter" Osu Mouse players: so that was a fuckin' lie

[@nanattechi]

Finally, an osu! player in the comment section!

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Nice Mutahar picture.

[@fitness_indonesia]

LESS GOO

[@abandonedchannel1010]

@@nanattechi osu better than friday night funkin

[@quanchuloo4333]

@@abandonedchannel1010 at least fnf players dont touch children

[@akunakun123]

9:32 proof that pyro groomed ninja

[@pyroxide8442]

You do know the allegations were false right

[@akunakun123]

@@pyroxide8442 i know

[@pyroxide8442]

@@akunakun123 cool

[@zuikerou7625]

@@pyroxide8442 I don’t care if I’m late but the comment you were replying too it’s was a joke and you thinking he thought pyrocynical was a groomer “which of course he isn’t” but the comment was a joke… it’s didn’t mean so seriousness or what so matter and yes I do find you’re comment because you think the person called pyrocynical a groomer even tho he made a comment joking of pyro groom ninja and maybe you will realize it was a joke

[@zuikerou7625]

@Nikos Mavroforos I agree… sorry I just found about this comment (not yours) I meant the person who don’t know the joke and yeah I get you were saying and there many more comments out there that they don’t get the joke or including me 😅

[@consicedisc6961]

i like how the exercises were just pyro doing club penguin dances

[@Paul-pb1fk]

“I’m not seeing enough movement”

[@BadBoyBird]

Same

[@nezbitnezbit5397]

"Let's not all dance at once now"

[@reverse_thursday]

What's club penguin? Is it a new battle royal?

[@enddyplaystg1191]

@@reverse_thursday n o

[@jerrydowling4329]

"I watch Pyro for the plot" 7:22

[@wagwumwaplzentername2979]

🤤

[@commissarbucket]

Nice

[@castro392]

It took me to an ad, help me

[@jordanadams7168]

9:33

[@jerrydowling4329]

@@jordanadams7168 MFW

[@yuga5075]

15:19 when it cuts to the logan paul apology lmao

[@ThatOneGuyWhoTalks2Much]

10:58 I do actually get compliments for being good but way less than kids calling me an aimbotter lol.

[@SethColby69]

pyro : "Download raid shadow legends it's one of my favorite mobile games" video ends also pyro : deletes app

[@chf.j4233]

Sellout

[@Joe-hl2ts]

@@chf.j4233 he's just making money lay off

[@112523]

i have honestly played it for about 2 months tho and its not a bad game. too bad the devs think shoving tons of microtransactions in your face whenever you launch it tho. wich makes the game worse then it is

[@112523]

and one thing to add to that. the advertised customisation of heroes is shown in a false way. you can give them gear but nothing about their looks will change. its just stats wich is too bad cuz this game could potentially be pretty damn good

[@jakob-__-]

Chf.J you do understand this is his job right, he just got his outro song copyrighted and lost a bunch of money, he still needs to live, 3head

[@JaegarX]

"8GB of ram is all you'll ever need" I've never felt this offended before.

[@easilyjoe]

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH RAM (which is actually true)

[@EnderPlayerTV]

For competetive games it's true though.

[@easilyjoe]

@@notlNSIGHT yes you are correct

[@cake2531]

I prefer to have more than just the game I'm playing open (maybe music in the background in a web browser or something)

[@theRealChadWarden42069]

2TB is the minimum

[@samnesium2003]

I swear to god I was about to die laughing when pyro did the shoulder exercises at 7:17 😂

[@beanis1932]

Bruh Ninja doesn't know sh*t about computers and hardware

[@cormalan9894]

This has to be pyro’s quickest million views ever- he’ll definitely be talking about ninja again

[@doodlebub]

CormAlan IB4 this video gets copyright striked by ninja lol

[@huangminghui4011]

lmao not petscop 2 tho

[@fryyzs]

I'm glad he's going back to bullying

[@w7r443]

@@doodlebub Doesn't matter, the video is sponsored

[@whitealliance9540]

Damn. Sad that all you got from the vid is his money making aspect.

[@ckdkskdhchdhanansh]

God: “let there be light!” “ *but first a word from our sponsors raid shadow legends* “

[@futuf2265]

Before I leave a comment here let's talk about today's sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends. Raid: Shadow legends is the most ambitious RPG of 2019, click the link in the description to gain 50.000 silver, what are you waiting for?

[@estheay3611]

Mr F before I reply to your comment, let’s talk about today’s sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends. Forget everything you know about mobile RPGs,

[@projektgeronimo2696]

Before liking your comment, let me about Raid Shadow Legends. It's the only RPG game you ever need.

[@lauriestern3436]

@@projektgeronimo2696 I love your comment but before I tell you what I like about it let me tell you first about R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D S

[@michellebautista6625]

Before I reply with a totally original comment, let me talk about 𝓡𝓐𝓘𝓓 𝓢𝓗𝓐𝓓𝓞𝓦 𝓛𝓔𝓖𝓔𝓝𝓓𝓢

[@johnsonsarah2983]

"There's nothing worse than knowing you lost a game because your equipment failed you" I've been through that once and there's a hole on my dry wall

[@backwoodsjunkie08]

Must be nice being 12 again

[@ImBored8141]

“Don’t stream” -Pyro Aged well

[@peaches3515]

i’m convinced that the 5 million downloads are just the youtubers who get sponsored to promote raid

[@blankd5179]

Raid saving all the youtubers careers

[@infinity_5157]

The game is pretty good tho

[@blankd5179]

@@infinity_5157 your sponsored by raid arent you no one would say that willingly

[@Ben-xz3bo]

Young_Nut Busta it’s shit it has no skill involved

[@Davtwan]

Not Today - I’m convinced that a lot of them thought it was good at first until they hit their first roadblock that would either require a lot of dedication or a lot of cash. It’s the classic Gacha trap. They make it appealing and relaxing for the first 10-15% of the game, then players hit their first major obstacle due to struggling in whatever place has the new tier of resources they need to advance to the next milestone.

[@EggnogRaptor]

"8 GB is all the RAM you'll ever need." *laughs in modded minecraft*

[@zachsteele6964]

Laughs in Chrome

[@kairosartem6957]

Laughs in skyrim.

[@finnrob8607]

laughs in Subnautica

[@Sweaten1997]

*laughs in modded cities: skylines*

[@theworstname3944]

*Laughs in launching every app at once*

[@Senkei231]

You cant lie the fact that pyro does skits for his sponsors is smart it keeps you looking instead of skipping it

[@Flame-rp6yq]

"talk about the current president" Americans: *already at your doorstep with pitchforks and torches like its 1693*

[@dstarsdstar7957]

I love how he calls him ‘Fortnite Ninja’

[@AdamG1983]

Well it's accurate. He's not a real ninja. Just another dyed-hair soy boy

[@Geoform187]

His full name (forename and surname) is now Tyler "Fortnite Ninja" Blevins. No take backs.

[@SM1TT3]

Fortnite ninja is the only real God we have.

[@valeriygold]

Soda poppin

[@alogicalgirloncesaid5140]

いいえ

[@tpgfm]

I am 100 percent sure that Ninja has never read a book in his life

[@zenstah6888]

How do you think he studied for the 8th grade exam from last year? He's a very good boy at school

[@Smug924]

Ricedward did you not get his comment? He was clearly mocking ninja and not defending him

[@himawari3688]

@@eetu54 r/woosh

[@demkikun7783]

@@eetu54 :(

[@neonmangoz]

@@eetu54 You're a FilthyFrank fan, how the fuck can you not understand this basic-ass humor?

[@jarcophagus]

This book feels like it’s an instruction manual on how to get called a bunch of slurs online.

[@Jequetepeq]

16:04 Let's face it, gaming can get a bad reputation, Chances are you've heard something about how gaming makes you (ad plays) cheetos flaming hot

[@jessthebenjamin758]

I tried to skip your Raid Shadow Legends ad, and as a reward, KZbin gave me a Raid Shadow Legends ad. I’m gonna go toster bath now.

[@Magst3r1]

did yuo do it.

[@jessthebenjamin758]

Magst3r yup, hell is great by the way. Eternal torment is actually alot more fun than you’d think.

[@eagletgriff]

@@jessthebenjamin758 speaking from personal experience?

[@jbash0824]

hyijjkuerhjkuiwhwg67yreukhfsudyrukejt7iyruyrjowiu

[@keira-renee]

jbash08 okay

[@humongousbrainman5920]

When ninja beats a kid up and throws him down the stairs “GET GOOd kheD”

[@andrewjones3022]

TREMENDOUS COMMENT

[@adamorlowski5444]

Pro gamer move

[@dxrkxxz8150]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@aphrodite4642]

LMAOOO BEST COMMENT

[@juststayinmotion]

Ninja couldn't throw hands with an inflatable punching bag.

[@gkoonie]

Sponsor ends at 2:55

[@bigj7864]

"25 hours a day" - Pyrocynical

[@ZanderPanda88]

Pyro: *Uses four phones for an ad* Also Pyro: *Owns zero cars*

[@pkheretic1945]

Tbf cars are way to expensive to keep and considering he lives in London he don’t need one

[@KaiserDaChoom]

@@FatfighterXD1 yea sames in australia, if you live in sydney or any main city you dont need a car because theres like a thousands buses, but if you live anywhere outside the boundaries of a city a car is needed because the distance between suburbs and other cities is big

[@DownloadsPassion]

Juan Cortez Muro fuck off bitch

[@wannabeproductors5166]

Alexander Papadopoulos well the phones cost like 2 dollars so

[@bazookajoe200]

bro, phones are no where near as expensive as cars

[@mariecakeantoinette437]

Pyrocynical: *Has four phones* Also Pyrocynical: *Still has no car*

[@FH4Player6397]

Still no petscop 2

[@Hallwo_333]

Priorities

[@austonmiller5728]

Pyro: has four phones Also pyro: still hasn't made petscop 2

[@pineapple7024]

Randy Marsh He pays for public transit, you silly sausage

[@igbinedion6410]

@@pineapple7024 sausage can mean many things be careful

[@cheeseman8316]

Pyro smelling fat furry farts 3:01

[@jazy3193]

LOL

[@thejefrisp8010]

I usually don't like comments like these but that actually made me 😂

[@Superstar5_]

Can we please stop before this gets passè?

[@romanulvasi]

How I stay hungry:I dont eat

[@bruhmoment3536]

"Time to overuse this joke!" *The CEO of gay (TM) 3019*

[@robertsmalls2293]

Excuse me sir, I’m a lawyer commenting from the year 3019, and I represent the interests of Gay (TM) and because you neglected to use the trademark (TM) in Gay (TM) your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren are now being sued for your negligence. Good day, and please be more mindful of the law.

[@albinozebra276]

gay is good, all the time.

[@flavor289]

all the time, gay is good.

[@Rex-ru5ns]

KZbin: I’m about to demodetize this mans career

[@theflano23]

@@flavor289 gay the time, all is good.

[@sugasnaps]

"Ninja's brand-new novel: A Gamer's Manifesto" dramatic reading by a lesbian with daddy issues

[@mattsboringlife8346]

sugasnaps “Lesbian with daddy issues” nice

[@prod.shammy3292]

He does look like one ngl

[@koltjay1701]

Yeah before I clicked on the vid I thought it was a lesbian at first until I heard his voice ngl

[@sselfless]

roasty toasted

[@rewindoffical5280]

UrMomGey no u

[@notausername69]

I love when youtubers sarcastically promote their sponsors, it's like they get the money and not sell out at the same time

[@gddiggy3828]

"Plays Cyberpunk once..." I guess I'll know how to blow up in more ways than one huh?

[@harold642]

Pyro: These kids play video games 25 hours a day. Harvard university: Write that down

[@jacket2425]

No, *WRITE THAT DOWN!!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!!*

[@superstargames9908]

No No no, he's got a point

[@scrimblo5845]

When I heard “how I stay hungry” I thought he meant literal hunger and was trying to explain how he manages to eat 5000 calories in every stream

[@qhahsi]

What the fuck is your pfp

[@Petar321_GT]

@@qhahsi yeah lmao

[@madhu5465]

pikachu moaning

[@salemmuhammad3536]

Sauce for pp

[@yesok4244]

@@salemmuhammad3536 you meant pfp?

[@RealGeorgeWashingtonFr]

“I know some of you are seven” *shows a picture of a twelve year old*

[@danielmcmahon6194]

7:19 my mans cant be walking round with dat bakers dozen and not expect me to want a slice

[@BassMaster.454]

"Its the most ambitious mobile game of all time." Every one: skip

[@Ali-oh2bq]

KINGU CURIMSON

[@GoldInk-ds5up]

@@Ali-oh2bq KING CRIMSON

[@jaimeg309]

King Crimson

[@speckle5474]

KING CURIMSUNN!

[@SnoopySnoo]

pyro is the only youtuber i feel has interesting ad reads

[@Lightning_studios437]

Pyrocynical - Raid Shadow Legends Me - Double tap screen Double tap screen Double tap screen Double tap screen Double tap screen Double tap screen Double tap screen Double tap screen Double tap screen Double tap screen Double tap screen

[@jaygay6576]

Same tho lol

[@nienel]

Press L Press L Press L

[@snoivernk1021]

King Crimson

[@user-dw2fj8bb8l]

And then you skip to end.

[@92p]

same

[@TheOneGuyAce]

Pyro: gets sponsored by raid His subscribers: you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

[@charliejones3272]

0:58 I thought your dad was in prison, get your story straight!

[@randomguy123playsgames]

“I feel like I’m reading a leaflet from a guy trying to sell me weed”

[@Pabelotski-yi9zu]

*trying to legalise weed*

[@elite943able]

Ha ha weed cool weed cool wow im smoking a weed 420

[@Fat-Jim]

@Jon Boy I bet my wife because she interrupted me playing bookworm adventures deluxe to tell me dinner was ready. I personally don't see your point though

[@lry1368]

Pyro is part of the only youtubers that insults their sponsors.

[@youssefkandeel3667]

Internet historian.

[@martyshrekster]

@@youssefkandeel3667 The only dialysis you need is RAID: SHALLOW LEGIONS

[@zedaddy3530]

HeyZeus

[@quoan0736]

Pyro and internet historian are just competing to see who can make the most sacarstic sponsorship segment without losing the sponsor

[@cloud9s266]

Lolry your profile picture is belle delphine lol

[@zlauzl91]

Skip raid ad 2:53

[@swagster700]

Thank you sir

[@redmagmajeice7589]

A god amongst men

[@gregthemoron]

"I'm not a 25 year old virgin anymore! Thanks sis!" *Sweet Home Alabama*

[@MCmikelmax]

okay legitimately the “warm up” exercises that ninja shows in this book are just for people with neck/shoulder pain. i know this because i did physical therapy for that and they recommended those same exercises. so basically ninja is a scrawny fucker like me that doesn’t work out so his shoulder blades grind against his spine lmao

[@concept5631]

Huh, neat.

[@flocz5655]

6dig-S 61 Sorry, but it would actually be your scapulae grinding against your rips and rather moving away from your spine as a result of a hypertense pectoralis and protracted shoulders. And if u work out the wrong way it can get even worse, thats why push-ups are actually bad for that posture and exercises for strenthening should focus on the outward rotation of the shoulder and the straightening of the back.

[@flocz5655]

So not even that did he present correctly.

[@MCmikelmax]

Flo Cz yeah i’m no doctor lol. interesting that push ups would make it worse

[@MCmikelmax]

I like Birds i’m totally calling it if the dude just listed off exercises he has to do for his own problems lmao

[@kenmoops7547]

"Why do I have chronic neck pain, Doctor?" *MAY I INTEREST YOU IN FORTNITE NINJAS HANDBOOK?*

[@Geoform187]

I think that the most appropriated cure to your chronic neck pain will be *Ninja's essential gamer exercises,* please consider the following.

[@jacksonpercy8044]

Pyro has clearly never heard of Dr. Levi the gaming doctor

[@TheCarpenterUnion]

But for real, this seems like a book that should probably have been reviewed by doctors and psychologists

[@kenmoops7547]

@EXPLODING LLAMA thanks, I'll change it now :)

[@LynamUpProductions]

Ninja: 8GBS OF RAM IS ALL YOU NEED Person trying to edit together game clips together in Adobe Premiere: *Loads Deagle*

[@JimbobsTransportVideos]

So guys we did it .. we avoided getting sent to Brazil over somebody’s fake drama

[@geertyboyfilms2721]

I love how passive aggressive pyro can be when talking about his sponsors

[@josephkony3993]

it was all sarcasm lmao

[@sarc143]

@@josephkony3993 bro what?

[@josephkony3993]

@@sarc143 I don't know

[@phud69]

It's hilarious how he has blatantly made fun of Raid in every single ad read he's done for them but they still sponsor him after

[@gorbonfree8245]

@@phud69 he's still promoting them, shit promotion is amazing promotion. for example, you know those bad mobile ads? yeah they're purposefully made to be horrible because of this reason: btw this is from the pyro video called 'Someone illegally put me in a mobile ad' by pyro as well I doubt anyone is gonna read it, but I have visited a b2b ad conference in Eastern Europe this Autumn and sat through a speech by the guys who made the pin pull ads for a game shown in this video. It's a 4 person team from Eastern Europe. They presented how they are making these ads, like solely the technical aspect of it. But when they finished with the presentation, a guy from the audience asked them "Why?". Like, why do you make those. What's the logic behind it all if the game doesn't look anything like the ad, etc. You know. All the normie questions Pyro has in this video. I remembered the reply nearly verbatim because it seemed really funny. "We see the ads mission a success after three steps were met. 1. The user gets frustrated with the poorly solved puzzle and downloads the game to solve it. 2. User finds out game doesn't even feature the pin puzzles like in the ad and looks nothing like it. The user then enters the FRUSTRATION PHASE and usually leaves a bad review. However in 60% of cases the game is not uninstalled due to the user being distracted by something (for example writing the bad review, or like getting a phone call). 3. When the user gets bored in a couple of days and wants to play a game on his phone his frustration phase is long since over and he probably doesn't even remember that the ad he was frustrated about was linked to this game he now has installed, in most cases he doesn't even remember where he got the game on his phone, so he starts playing it and 5% of those users become paying customers which is more than enough to pay 500% of the ad budget back to the company. " - Артём Дубравин

[@bingham392]

My Nan’s legs when she’s at the top of the stairs: I’m not seeing enough movement

[@Arin-3]

OOF

[@designation7395]

16:12 In Canada that guy writing the leaflet was parliament.

[@blindclock3961]

we all know that part with mothers is just pyrocynical wanting an excuse to look at women, we're onto you pyro.

[@Dakayto]

Giving this book to someone would be the greatest roast of all time

[@samzterr7800]

KZbinrs: *exists* Raid shadow legends: ”it’s free real estate”

[@xianeli8473]

People: exist This dead format: used

[@zerfixxz]

Up vote Give this kid a metal

[@zerfixxz]

@@xianeli8473 ikr

[@weirddudecastillo7280]

bro change ur name

[@declanedmison5442]

FV4034 Challenger 2 No one: This dead format: No one: This dead format: No one: This dead format: No one: This dead format: No one: Ok I’ll stop now

[@voidotter1435]

LOOK AT HIS PIT STAINS!

[@pyroxide8442]

He SwEaTiNg

[@djimonstewart3400]

Who going though pyros old videos after after hearing about the news

[@danibalistic_uwu672]

What news?

[@bouncycastle3714]

@@danibalistic_uwu672 he groomed a 15 year old

[@ShaneLee3292]

@@bouncycastle3714 well no he didn't groom but he had sexual messages that were disgusting with a 15 year old

[@waffles1042]

@@ShaneLee3292 he only found out when ivory was 16, which is the legal age in both their countries.

[@Ignacyjablonski12]

did you watch the response video? he proved that he didn't know his age

[@austin5809]

Another victim lost to the void of Raid: Shadow Legends...

[@budakbaongsiah]

Hopefully this means less bullying & trending topics and more reviews and mlgs.

[@malkbottomtext7589]

At least he gets money

[@freedeoxide5179]

Never

[@elliottbenjamin9261]

Here come Dat boi maybe he’ll buy a car

[@danieleccleston7928]

i mean, x dollars is x dollars, if it makes him cash its fine at least it's skippable

[@theresarayner5726]

Hitler: Um unseren Traum zu beginnen, müssen wir Polen erobern! Aber zuerst ein Wort von unserem Sponsor: Raid Shadow Legends

[@Techn1kal]

Das heutige Video wird von Raid Shadow Legends gesponsert, einem der größten mobilen Rollenspiele des Jahres 2019, und es ist völlig kostenlos! Derzeit haben sich in den letzten sechs Monaten fast 10 Millionen Benutzer Raid angeschlossen. Es ist eines der beeindruckendsten Spiele seiner Klasse mit detaillierten Modellen, Umgebungen und flüssigen Animationen mit 60 Bildern pro Sekunde! Alle Champions im Spiel können mit einer einzigartigen Ausrüstung angepasst werden, die Ihre strategischen Stärken und Fähigkeiten verändert! Die Dungeon-Bosse haben einige lächerliche Fähigkeiten und es macht viel Spaß, die perfekte Party und Strategie zu finden, um sie zu überholen! Derzeit hat Raid mit über 300.000 Bewertungen fast eine perfekte Punktzahl im Play Store! Die Community wächst schnell und die mit Spannung erwartete neue Funktion für Fraktionskriege ist jetzt live. Vielleicht finden Sie sogar meinen Trupp da draußen in der Arena! Mit dem Tarifprogramm für neue Spieler ist es jetzt einfacher als je zuvor. Sie erhalten eine neue tägliche Login-Belohnung für die ersten 90 Tage, die Sie im Spiel spielen! Also, worauf wartest Du? Gehen Sie zur Videobeschreibung, klicken Sie auf die speziellen Links und Sie erhalten 50.000 Silber und einen kostenlosen epischen Champion als Teil des neuen Spielerprogramms, um Ihre Reise zu beginnen! Viel Glück und wir sehen uns dort!

[@therealplaguerat]

I wish I knew German

[@christianmeile1466]

Bein a Lil edgy Arent we

[@No-zl3ui]

Charlemagne schön wäre es ne?

[@lestatsgirlypop]

@@uselesspotato6536 ok boomer

[@asopher]

Dude your videos are next next level. How the F do you do them so well 🤣 editing and comedic timing on things is top notch. Bravo

[@Noffie]

2:55 we did it. We reached a quarter of a million subscribers

[@obinoscopekenobi9450]

Hehe buay

[@nekomancer1495]

i like how he holds the ninja book like a bible he even quotes it like one

[@hermes9340]

IT IS THE BIBLE U DINGUS

[@SavantAudiosurf]

How else do you hold a book? How often are you holding a bible?

[@Koala019]

*its almost like they’re both books*

[@carloshenriqueonocarvalho1162]

Is he wrong?

[@palkiapopz1183]

because it is the bible and pyro is good

[@Amarus]

"I've made a severe" had me dying

[@thestickmahn2446]

hehe 69 likes

[@westont98]

@@thestickmahn2446 Nice

[@marsyad6002]

wow 420 likes now

[@westont98]

@@marsyad6002 Nice

[@blue_the_duke]

I actually like the way Pyro handles sponsors. They are a lot of fun to watch.

[@Curelessss]

This appeared on my recomendations and i thought it was the new video

[@Martin-ts7co]

Imagine how outdated the ram thing will be in like 5 years

[@defyyourlogic487]

More like 2 max lol

[@evn2787]

like 2 more or something im an IT major so i know rams is not much needed 8 will stay the same for long

[@Geoform187]

The hardware section as a whole might be outdated as well in 5-10 years.

[@baconbitz7804]

Detective Prince all he had was dpi

[@notaloafofbread773]

12 is the minimum tbh when you get discord, steam, and chrome involved plus windows uses 1.5 just by its self unless you try and deblot 10.

[@geniusvideo2670]

this sounds like an essay that a 12-year-old wrote when the teacher assigned you to write an informational essay

[@playstation4life804]

JJ Jamora 😂

[@topperbopper4671]

JJ Jamora lmfaooo

[@coop9938]

JJ Jamora lol

[@markuslemerise5812]

Ninjas book or the video?

[@geniusvideo2670]

@@markuslemerise5812 book

[@MrSimplyPut]

I've never read a book that used the word "literally" outside of dialogue. It makes sense that Ninja was the one to do it

[@karljeffers2749]

“They probably play video games 25 hours a day.”- Pyrocynical

[@Inflake]

I would be so embarassed to pick up that book in the store

[@jackqueslack2339]

Buy a happy birthday with it. People likely won’t question it.

[@alwinwinter1645]

Well, it's still better than having to buy the Minecraft joke book, full of funny Minecraft jokes written by some five year old that I literally had to pick up

[@KingoftheKlowns]

"25 hours a day" You gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers

[@thegooobley1993]

Yeah 820 hours is more like it

[@megumin2562]

More like 5 days

[@faustog20]

7 days an hour

[@gonzalo4842]

Pump*

[@raptorcell6633]

I bet they only play 8 days a week

[@e.l.studios455]

i once saw this book at the dollar tree 💀💀

[@ramanand5187]

Ninja has had the biggest downfall in gaming history

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

“Skeletons have no rights* *that wasnt a really doot move*

[@samojakoikadnijelako]

hahahaha thats so funny 😂😂😂😂 can i get updoot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 get it ? cuz its october and like haloween skeletons scary XDDDD XDDDD

[@James-lh3sn]

Hello fellow Reddit user

[@CH3CKIT]

Sad calcium noises

[@skeletonjanitor]

@@samojakoikadnijelako calcium hater ewww

[@piesmuggler7268]

why? why did reddit take doot from us? right before doom eternal.

[@dimly2002]

“Why are rich people the most disconnected from society” just you wait pyro....

[@Mj4life1230087575]

I feel like this comment had no substance in it tho. While ninja is rich after his massive amount of success, I wouldn't say hes disconnected from the common uh, 'gamer' I guess. What I'm trying to say is that Ninja likes to play videogames and hes talking to other people who like to play videogames. That's pretty connected

[@boyoncrack313]

RighteousPurge he’s*

[@rustywastakenwastaken]

@@boyoncrack313 shut the fuck up

[@Max-wc6zy]

Shut the fuck up

[@U.F.O]

Fuck the shut up.

[@user-jp8rh6ts6m]

this is legitimately the funniest ninja video i’ve ever seen

[@zakazanystek861]

Moral of this book, is that everyone wants to park in a shade, but no one wants to plant a tree.

[@definition6486]

“Everyone’s a gamer” guess I’m a mathematician by that logic

[@dhan07404]

Guess I'm a marine biologist with that logic then

[@itsoracle]

@@dhan07404 guess I'm a nazi by that logic then

[@good__person]

Everyone is a gamer, but some is good gamer

[@croissantj9588]

@@good__person Everyone is a gamer but some are more gamer than others

[@menacingthinker4322]

@@dhan07404 hey is that a [obvious anime name] reference?

[@molls761]

This video is literally pyro reading all the 9 year olds a bedtime story

[@nightkiller594_6]

Obama Gaming it’s 8 year olds not nine because we would be reading to pewdiepies fanbase if it was nine year olds🤔

[@molls761]

Nightkiller594 _ basically the same fanbase 😳. All of us are big brained

[@tovarischshashlikov]

hey obama love your gaming videos, cheers mate!

[@strangerale4196]

Obama Gaming hi obama i know your last name

[@subtomycuntt6321]

Beo

[@anothersome1552]

I love the rdr2 music when reading the gaming bible lol

[@mymanslippy]

The truth is that playing a video game competitively takes less effort than standing up

[@deepakcharan1771]

what, no it doesnt

[@AdaTheWatcher]

This could be different for speedrunners, but in every other case you're correct

[@ghostfunny348]

pyrocynical: makes video on how bad mobile games are mobile game: hey that guy looks like a good guy to sponsor

[@whitealliance9540]

Well now it seems like he likes it... $ make ppl opinions change... You could say they paid pyro for a better opinion

[@slimymcbrazy7691]

@My penis is unbelievably small but i mean its a turn based rpg, so yeah? its like saying cod is bad because you are only shooting at things.

[@althealligator1467]

Pyro: I guess I'll take the sponsorship for that thing I said was trash

[@nicholaskinkaid]

Small penis guy, the problem with your criticism is that it's unbelievably vague. So much so that your comment contradicts itself. "All you do is tap on stuff" that statement can apply to EVERY mobile game because you play them on touch screen phones. Also, the argument that there are better games existing is obvious but is a misdirect because you are comparing games on other platforms compared to mobile.... If you want to compare and contrast different games then its best and most coherent to compare games that are apart of the same platform and genre. It makes a lot more sense comparing, let's say, Halo to Call of Duty than it is to compare Halo to Luigi's Mansion.

[@Daft-SFM]

Not to mention he backstabbed Lords Mobile

[@medicburdy7791]

Everyday, Pyrocynical looks more like Gordon Ramsey

[@lukadinicc2229]

Well of course because Ramsay is Pyros father

[@PaTrick-xl3yq]

Right?

[@Z0r3_00]

Papa Ramsay

[@dror2519]

I don't think Gordon Ramsay is in jail...

[@jackclarke1220]

A surprise, but a welcome one to be sure.

[@josephjoestar1738]

Every time I hear the word ‚‘gamer‘‘ being used unironycaly my fight or flight triggers