Ethan Annoying Mark For Almost 9 Minutes

[@elliegd]

“keep breathing, even if it seems like maybe you shouldn’t”

[@Guglug7712]

Nice

[@mayochupenjoyer]

“...Were pirates real?”

[@novaronnberg7673]

"proceeds to cry"

[@GoldenG0dc0meth]

Mark: *Proceeds to want to just ram Ethan’s head into a wall*

[@bigtoe422]

okay, but actually, were pirates real-

[@creepypastime1664]

Hello Annus sibling!

[@CEOofAnarchy]

No he pronounced it "were pirates real? ):"

[@kawaiiking8529]

I want a compilation of Ethan attempting to kill Mark for a few minutes

[@countryrat2431]

Unus sadly looks in the window

[@lunjiuck1375]

neonjack has one:)

[@kawaiiking8529]

@@lunjiuck1375 yess thank you!

[@TarotVylan]

There's like, 3

[@kiwithemartian]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6O7lXVsiaikmKs

[@space_in_ace]

Someone is going to find this and not know what Unus Annus was

[@dead4273]

Yeah unfortunately me :/

[@e.l.b2640]

@@dead4273 oh noooo

[@miadelarosa2584]

@@dead4273 you poor soul

[@ethanstinkan]

@@dead4273 poor poor soul :(

[@theroyalkiwi8848]

@@dead4273 aw that sucks. I feel bad for you

[@liarbunny6081]

I'll never get over how terrifying Ethan sounds when he says "do you feel close to god?" Like geez

[@rossobrien7358]

3:27

[@therealstarrboy]

"Wai wai wait waiwaiwaiwait are you trying to drown me?" *Ethan proceeds to coherse Mark under the water*

[@jetnagle8610]

d o y o u f e e l c l o s e t o g o d

[@Shortjascha]

@@jetnagle8610 U close?

[@cerisexo]

@@Shortjascha no no no the flashba-

[@Itz_Datboy_Stix]

What was the context there

[@FighterDood]

@@Shortjascha are you close now tho?

[@oblivious2052]

My existence can be summed up in two quotes, "Do you feel relaxed?" "Less so by the second'

[@nothing9071]

I take pride in being able to recite these clips word for word but I can't remember what happened in the last chapter of the book I'm reading

[@buttergorl987]

You are a true god and I’ll praise you for that

[@hauntbones]

Sameee

[@elbowskin3277]

Did you KICK the drain? Oh probably. WhY?! Wait..help... Put it back! I don't know how!? What do you mean you don't know how?! I don't know how.

[@bri5033]

I forgot what a carrot was called once. That is all, goodbye forever

[@bluejacob403]

same bro

[@alexallen6001]

So I don't care for James Charles but the fact that Ethan was nice enough to be a step stool for him was super sweet

[@desertrose3511]

Agreed, I despise him but the video was funny

[@valtranz]

I was like: I really wanna see the full video imma- Realises that the videos are unus Annus: FUCK

[@pozzsicle]

God I regret not watching all of the videos.

[@jamsinuse]

@@pozzsicle same

[@alisonanddanlindsey]

@@pozzsicle same 😭

[@lemonyhysteria2432]

I feel guilty watchin archives knowing that even though I was there every second of the way, I still need it

[@rxdxl]

@@pozzsicle same

[@Maddy-ir9ud]

Mark looks like a carpenter I don’t know how I’ve never noticed this.

[@rorythesourpatch3035]

He said in the “Ethan becomes a man” video that he used to actually be a carpenter

[@shrimpgod145]

@@rorythesourpatch3035 but he was not a fully fleshed out or licensed carpenter

[@hearts.and.stars17]

HELP I THOUGHT THAT SAID CENTIPEDE NOO

[@snoopy5199]

@@shrimpgod145 i mean even hobbyists can look like the stereotypical individual of their hobby

[@maddieb.4282]

@@shrimpgod145to be fair he worked doing carpentry for a carpenter and got paid for it, I think that’s all you need to colloquially say you’re a carpenter. Was Jesus licensed? 😂

[@countryrat2431]

Those are the screams of the innocent

[@MxPigeon]

From when the *GONGOOZELR* takes their little toes in the sea

[@elliotwarren1090]

Alternate title: Ethan lowkey acting like a serial killer for 5 minutes

[@polcababbii2060]

they are the only youtubers that always give me the dad trying to get control over his 10 year old son who wants to touch everything in a store lol

[@polcababbii2060]

or just the dad dealing with a kid who wants to go home so he just annoys the hell out of him lol

[@saltybicky2980]

I feel like I’m Ethan and my friends are Mark. I annoy them and I have strokes. They put up with me and sometimes understand me when I have strokes

[@hecatevs]

My teacher: I hope you’re all paying attention My brain: _this entire video sped up and on loop_

[@Ace.t.]

Ethan is a madhouse with the voice of a child and the body of a man, and that's what make him hilarious to me

[@zavodila9279]

That last clip with Mark shooting the blow rocket at the camera and the Minecraft "You died" will forever be one of my favorite Unus Annus moments, I remember seeing that for the first time and spending the next 5 minutes on the floor dying with laughter. Lixian is a god for that edit

[@stitchlover4381]

Then Amy just saying OW makes it MORE hilarious 😆

[@nerdpro9043]

"...oasis.....oasis.....OASIS OASISAAHGAHAGGAHAHAHAHAGA"

[@chip3276]

This should be called Ethan being cursed for almost 9mins

[@cainhird2124]

I think a more accurate title would be, "Ethan being a childish danger to everyone and himself"

[@askeletonwearingatophat7582]

Ethan is my spirit animal

[@R0sie.]

Same

[@leolionheart3004]

Same here

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

Bro, some of these were Ethan just being a victim.

[@creekunderscore]

victim?

[@synder_sync7834]

yeah he’s the murderer in most of these scenarios

[@Residenthoodedcrow]

Is no one gonna talk about how Ethan tried to drown mark... I mean I know it’s just a goof but WOAH

[@momosworld1489]

..w..which time lmao

[@TallAndHandsome21]

-Ethan trying to basically kill mark- The next clip both of them stuffing hot dogs in each other’s mouth

[@Trident_Gaming03]

"Ethan Annoying Mark for Almost 9 Minutes" 3:23 [Literally Just Trying to Murder Him]

[@USASOLDIERMOMMA]

EEF: *slowly shoves mark into the bathtub* me: WHAT DID MARK DO!?!?!?

[@MrWizeazz]

He never let Eef touch him 😂

[@xxrk777]

it’s like- mark and amy are the parents of ethan lol

[@KatieLeDerp]

They are

[@theknightikins9397]

If I had an Ethan at the gym yelling “OASIS!!” on my every rep, I would be so ripped so fast.

[@remingtonwright6796]

I think one of my favorite moments of unus annus was the paraffin wax episode, when Jack takes his shirt off and says "this is what a real man looks like"

[@chaotixstrwberry6314]

It's sad that these make me cry out if nostalgia because quarantine and the whole beginning of corona seems like so long ago like it was literally part of my childhood

[@kayleecollier9404]

This makes me so happy but also so sad

[@LexiCooksStuff]

Same :(

[@morphyanimates7749]

*Me seeing some of the clips* Also me: Ohhh I remember what vid that's from, I'm gonna go rewatch it! *R E A L I Z AT I O N* FRICK TMT

[@freddgirl0293]

I don't think Ethan knows how a kazoo works...

[@ren4173]

ethan screaming oasis lives in the back of my mind

[@archivesystism]

unus annus IS him annoying mark

[@Ney-vn9og]

The fact that this video is 9minutes after a whole year of Ethan annoying Mark is astounding.

[@DropBoxSkai2769]

5:54 Speed 25x Idk if it was a secret message or nah but it was really fast. "Fate has come to you" lol

[@anonymousonyx7755]

don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened :)

[@cursed_cole]

this video could have easily just been the entirety of the presidents workout video DJDODKDK annoyed mark enough to punch a hole in the wall

[@cidd4398]

*presses like button* hehe funny blaze it

[@theroyalkiwi8848]

Does anyone remember the Unus Annus handshake?

[@_sallymander_4747]

i have a vivid memory of watching it but i have no idea how to do it lmaoo

[@serinawong3019]

I only remember one step that's it

[@momosworld1489]

I do!

[@wynncityco]

ethan carrying the entirety of unus annus on his shoulders for almost nine minutes ***

[@yamabaeyogx3230]

8:45 epic

[@millae_]

Someone is gonna find this, like it and search up unus annus only to find out that it doesn’t exist

[@snowtiger_021]

That was me circa one month after the deletion. Not exactly this video but a similar one.😓

[@netsloh839]

I finally got my Unus Annus hoodie yesterday, I’m so happy 😊

[@KamiMalzahn]

I love the part where Ethan was just annoying Mark! LOL 🤣🤣🤣

[@gingerbeanm8959]

I rewatched the opening clip too many times and I'm crying

[@sam_im_trash8853]

OASIS!!! (i loved that episode)

[@emilylinker371]

5:58 should've had the GTA wasted thinggy pop up.

[@katiebroadway]

3:10 The first time I saw this clip, I hadn't watched Heist yet... and that... this just makes me so much happier now XD

[@squirrel8911]

the quality being auto 240 makes this so much better

[@ft359]

I wish I knew about unus annus while it was happening but I started following mark after he deleted it :’( thank god for the channels who upload their clips.

[@lapislazuli06]

Me too, people say it's like Markiplier makes, and I love that series, so I'm sad I missed it....

[@00spaceissocool00]

I miss this so much 😭

[@n_art_cissist]

The James Charles episode aged like milk

[@DragcnUwU]

This... This is Beautiful

[@scythelucifer2483]

Oasis gives me war flashbacks

[@CandaceDreamer]

I was just thinking last night that I was wanting to watch some of these clips again and my thoughts were answered on my for you page.

[@TRquiet]

I’m so glad you included my favorite UA moment, the Bubble Suit Kick.

[@chrissalis1018]

I like how the video end with Mark says "8 inches"

[@froggylynx5647]

i’m surprised this didn’t have the Melon Man or the Gongoozler

[@thelegacyshow4248]

Man I miss these goons

[@Sigilsss]

we not gonna talk about how Pretty Mark's head voice/ Falsetto is?

[@awkward_chaos8322]

3:33 Eef sounds like Flowey PLS

[@jazminestryder]

Ethan is a showoff when it comes to moving fast hahaha

[@torakunoichi]

Mark is strength and endurance Ethan is speed and dexterity

[@1star_god]

God i miss them ever day...

[@CuddleStein]

I feel like Mark is Tony Stark and Ethan is Peter Parker in Spiderman: Homecoming

[@neosurfer717]

Unus anus got me through some tough times and it’s so good to be reminded of this

[@dancing_dementor]

Hear that? That was the screams of the innocent! (Aka Mark)

[@ethanstevenson8173]

Oh gosh... these are giving me unus annus flashbacks

[@oliviacosplays4489]

I love ethan so flipping frog legs much! ( Ignore my weirdness,)

[@space_in_ace]

I will not ignore your weirdness, I will thoroughly enjoy your weirdness

[@vasama3]

We must all imbrace our weirdness

[@riftintimee]

I'm totally going to use that now 👀

[@sarahharrell9136]

Aaaand i have a new saying

[@KatieLeDerp]

Ethan is adorable.

[@zelio8878]

i just realise that they have done a feat with James Charles

[@themimsy]

ADHD sure provides a lot of entertainment... For those watching lmao

[@doorlord1521]

2:07 this video was important to their relationship.

[@thakillerofdeath8326]

Just ethen yelling STEP ON ME to James XD

[@KiloRides]

Mark Sings AmAzInG

[@epicremixer76]

7:45 killed me

[@TheDog-kk4sn]

I swear I had a dream like this

[@alexmuse1871]

My depression really hit when I found out about Unus Annus way after it was over 😂

[@grahamwilliams9700]

Ethan annoying mark was the original name for unus annus

[@zoe9232]

this is "have you ever been bitten by a dog?" erasure

[@BoatIsBoat]

Ethan sounds like a kid but at the same time he's not. Its like Tom Holland but he just turned 18.

[@melbournesymphony]

3. MILE. MARK.

[@thesilvercat13]

he just hits mark like BOOM

[@grandmabeanie]

"Shut up and EaT"

[@aubreyehaskins4759]

I miss them :(

[@xx__wolfieandflooftastic__4941]

4:25-4:30 I remember all the times they've tried to kill each other.

[@MLG_fries]

I genuinely clicked on this video thinking it was Unus Annus

[@strangers-online]

I miss Unus Annus

[@lemonyhysteria2432]

Still can't believe they collabbed with James Charles XD

[@420alfonzo6]

"WhAkY Ethan annoying mark!" 4:05

[@aubreylolz9788]

i love them

[@aerithlvr]

waiting for the "what is this from" comments,, one day LMAO

[@avao3914]

can someone remind me why ethan was yelling oasis at mark in the presidential fitness one?

[@leilastars456]

If I remember correctly it had to do with something mark's trainer would say to him shen he was doing wrestling. I forgot the details but it had to do with that

[@Trying_ToBeYours]

“Stomp on him”

[@FindingSerreniti]

Is it bad I’m hungry for hotdogs now?

[@KainCarthyst]

Ah powerdirector Hello brother

[@skippy_peanutbutter8627]

Eef annoying mark for 8:52 mins🙂

[@javenmigone9726]

Anyone wanna talk about how Ethan tried murdering mark