Markiplier Makes: Creme Brulee

Ethan and Tyler join me to make some Creme Brulee for the RETURN OF MARKIPLIER MAKES!
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[@seannorris722]

He sounds like the people you see in elementary school math problems "Mark had 5 ovens"

[@sadisticmaxwell]

Had? HAS

[@dusk4511]

@@sadisticmaxwell Well both can be used in math problems

[@alastorbutwithagun]

He bought 50 more

[@DigitalDipp]

How many does he have now, you little-

[@melkaye5037]

@@DigitalDipp "He has 91, Mr. Teacher!"

[@Lily-Patch]

The funniest part about these cooking videos is Mark always having his food turn out ok, Ethan fucking everything up, and Tyler quietly trying his hardest while laughing at Ethan and Marks jokes.

[@xxcrayon.eater_]

I see nothing wrong with this comment.

[@Parsilokita]

ρєαcнєsゔヰギ what?

[@xxcrayon.eater_]

@@Parsilokita exactly.

[@iiLadybuq]

Me:succeeds

[@harmonium5495]

The pretzel one Mark got in last place and Ethan got second. It looked pretty good to.

[@joezegers]

Mark’s: tastes like salt Ethan’s: tastes like egg Tyler’s: tastes like t a s t e

[@Lonkshi21]

Taste The taste the taste The taste the taste

[@coledowning2414]

@@Lonkshi21I understood that reference

[@wh3n-w1ll-1t-3nd.]

Did you fr copy a comment from a year ago

[@cameronmyers5716]

@@wh3n-w1ll-1t-3nd.this comment is from a year ago genius

[@FnDelicious]

“Whose ready to cream” 30 seconds into this video still gets me every time even years later

[@chimkin_bit_cinnamon_twist4555]

The “I AM A MANNNNNN WHO OWNS F I V E OVENS” gets me 😭

[@Person7503]

@nazeerurabiu Bro really forgot the thing they need to text on so they could scam them. 🤡

[@katie5978]

Tyler: Tries to make things taste perfect Mark: Tries to make things look perfect Ethan: OoH a KeTtLe

[@emeraldnickel]

“Kettul”

[@himynameisgert749]

Krettel

[@boom-boxs7418]

Hot hot soup

[@strawbz63]

Egg

[@angela.hamilton1586]

lmao ur so right tho

[@shadownightmarefredbear1367]

"hey Ethan?" "whuT" "what's behind you?" "uh-oh a ketl!"

[@irvinperez4594]

Reminds me of when he was stuck on the word skillet

[@hazzasatria_8647]

@@irvinperez4594 skr... Skrittle... Skittle... Skridlle... Scratch.... Skilltree

[@cuplord891]

@@hazzasatria_8647 SKITTLE! no...

[@xaviorshideout]

@@Nananananananana-im-gayyXD I'm going out on a limb here I'm probably wrong that you don't understand it's a joke

[@terrencerogers8574]

@@Nananananananana-im-gayyXD if you dont know what thats from- i cant explain things from [REDACTED]

[@godfreymang7928]

Mark's Apron: Waaaaay too low Tyler's Apron: Perfect *Chefs Kiss* Ethan's Apron: I love the smell of apron

[@mrcoolage5453]

XD this killed me as I scrolled up to check and they were perfectly aligned. Amazing comment

[@Protodoggy]

Smloo

[@justsomeaeroacefurry3479]

Accurate 👌

[@dan-a597]

I didn't even realise 😂

[@YIN.Saffron.]

Only just noticed 💀

[@rateyes1914]

I like how the water bath is a extremely important part of a crème brûlée and mark is just like “NO THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A TRICK OF SOME KIND”

[@lifesgreatestadventurer4653]

I love that they keep referring to the steam as if the STEAM is what the water is there for

[@khajiithadwares2263]

Its also important to drain the water after by inclining the whole tray 90 degrees over the sink, or more preferably over the bin. See, Mark does it: 21:50 Thats how you add flavour to your creme.

[@eos_aurora]

@@lifesgreatestadventurer4653 if not steam then why is it there? (Never made or eaten the dish)

[@lifesgreatestadventurer4653]

@@eos_aurora the water will boil and that regulates the temperature, creme brulee is a very delicate dish so it can't get too hot while baking

[@jacobfoxfires9647]

@@lifesgreatestadventurer4653 In that case what the hell did Mark make? Cause he clearly did it wrong but somehow got results.

[@mikedirntsadirtywhore7536]

Mark's: tastes like salt Ethan's: tastes like egg Tyler's: t a s t e s

[@jupitertheplanetboy7328]

Its........ _f l a v o r e d_

[@Squadlor]

Tastes like taste

[@cherrybee95]

@@Squadlor tastes like taint

[@kenny6912]

@@cherrybee95 This made me ugly laugh

[@cherrybee95]

@@kenny6912 I am truly honoured

[@mortal_talos1196]

“Did you pour out the wAter?? Oh it’s just clear”.-Ethan Best quote I’ve heard in a very long time

[@ricktyson5900]

Another great quote is "who's ready to cream?!"

[@straightfromdema]

or “oooh a keTtLe”

[@JJ-gn1tb]

No it's Kettul (in captions)

[@crematedfelony]

hehe 666 likes

[@cbryce0323]

@@ricktyson5900 "Can you crack an egg without cracking it?" 7:30

[@bearwithglasses1291]

Ethan always has some sort of issue whenever there is an egg involved

[@iceninja1997]

Ethan would be good in 6-minute craft videos

[@imakeplaylists4171]

​@@iceninja1997is that the universe 6 version of 5 minute crafts?

[@Kamirasu]

​@@imakeplaylists4171does this mean we're in universe 5?

[@lkcullen1918]

There's literally a whole compilation video titled something like Ethan vs Eggs. It's astonishing to watch, really

[@ashtonactually445]

This video has at least two of the best quotes of all time: Ethan's "Who's ready to cream" and Mark's "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS"

[@SaberSweat247]

Y E S

[@mrnowhere]

Mark: too salty yet too sweet Tyler: painfully bland Ethan: EGG

[@clorox9538]

so their personalities

[@mrnowhere]

How is 'EGG' a personality?🤔

[@catnip159]

ThatOneEmoKid “so what are your personalities like?” “Well my friends describe me as too salty yet too sweet” “I’m just painfully bland” *”E G G”*

[@cloudmmilk3504]

ThatOneEmoKid Cause he’s the best boye

[@wooooooooooosh4116]

Egg

[@Lobo2019]

In this episode, Ethan discovers he's a pyromaniac.

[@soldier1913]

ETHAN IS PYRO FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 CONFIRMED

[@aahsgnjkelrhg]

It all makes so much sense now..

[@zeraejohn5648]

Lmao and Mark discovers he owns five ovens

[@paradoxxproductions4784]

@@zeraejohn5648 ikr how does he just not know that

[@kofimoon-vv-8279]

I'm gonna point out that this comment has 666 likes

[@nicowasnthere5506]

mark: “it’s french you idiot” also mark 5 seconds later: “s e ñ o r”

[@Huouber]

Mark: **Adds 500 grams of salt** "Its salty.." Also Mark: **Surprised Pikachu face**

[@padekanmbi63]

Ah yes my 3 states of being: Egg Salty Painfully average

[@jasonscribbles7790]

Pelumi Adekanmbi Mood

[@arrisogorman4409]

I'm constantly painfully average.

[@samdoesntcare7860]

*_E G G_*

[@934strawberryfields]

same

[@bethanyevans8200]

I am egg (love me or hate me lol)

[@juliamuresan3058]

Mark: Salty Ethan: Eggy Tyler: So painfully Average

[@Xanorack]

Correction, Tyler: it tastes.......

[@Ultimate_Dadzawa]

everything with ethan has too much egg

[@makkaroon9]

@@Ultimate_Dadzawa i read that as eef...

[@Ultimate_Dadzawa]

@@makkaroon9 ah. everything with ethan has too much eef

[@mushaluna]

@@Ultimate_Dadzawa you're not wrong (your second reply)

[@SpeedySlothBoi]

Tyler: wearing his spring normally Ethan: wearing his apron like a little kid Mark: wearing his apron beneath his pecs

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

Tyler hunching over while holding Crème Brulee and muttering “Excuse me” made me burst out laughing. 18:05

[@yogami1357]

These kinds of videos are always just Mark and Ethan fucking around and then Tyler in the background actually trying

[@yogami1357]

@@Pinkgiraffee That's why we love him

[@theratking805]

Pretty much sums up the markiplier makes series

[@danielsotelo-esquivel8461]

M: GET YER HANDS OFF MY KETTLE T: THEYRE CLEAN I WASHED THEM!

[@juliey20]

That’s what I keep saying!!

[@l-9823]

This is why I love them so much tbh

[@JyujinPlus]

“This is a very serious recipe. We have to follow it very carefully.” Mark (like ten minutes later): “I’m guessing... the water is a diversion.”

[@andromedope]

That bit actually made my skin crawl. The water helps cook the custard evenly 😂

[@moth8775]

@Andrew Ontiveros Or you just looked it up online

[@faerykaye]

@@moth8775 you learn by making it from a recipe... Of course they looked it up online it just means that they've made it before.

[@justasimplemathematicallye3917]

@Andrew Ontiveros I am 14 and I do not know what to do in my life ever I am imprisoned in a house playing video games

[@kelslynn944]

Mark: "I'll make some muffins!" Mark: "I'll just put water in the empty holes! I'm so smart!" Ethan: "Are you done?" Me once he takes them outta the oven: *"ArE yOu cLoSE?"*

[@Packy-sq4tx]

You close! You close!

[@kelslynn944]

@@Packy-sq4tx Ethan: "Is that what you do when you J.O.?"

[@madelynncarpenter651]

"Oo I found gum in my pocket" That's such an ADHD thing I swear 💀💀

[@commanderfoxxv7433]

Amy: tells them not to cook with hairspray. Ethan: does anyway. Mark: "I was assaulted by a flavor that I've never had before."

[@amadacook2768]

i love this

[@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698]

@@amadacook2768 i luv u xd

[@darkcrow3023]

Lol

[@vizor4067]

They ate the one without the hairspray.

[@Walkies125]

@@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698 bro he makin moves

[@kiwifruit5836]

Mark: I am a man who owns five ovens. Also Mark: I grew up so poor, we couldnt afford air

[@kitkatty52211]

Five.

[@kiwifruit5836]

@@kitkatty52211 look, i commented this before he said that.

[@joeygreen8091]

A true success story

[@_scriblr_1010]

The glow-up of centuries

[@ramiabilal9744]

Kiwi Fruit every video

[@masterklaw4527]

This is my favorite character dynamic. All of them are actually really intelligent, but put them all together and they can't even boil water. On top of that, they're all basically found family.

[@madeleine_idk]

i love how tyler saw ethan holding the flamethrower and instinctively ran away lol (14:49)

[@williambutcher7429]

Mark: (acts like he knows everything) Tyler: (actually tries) Ethan: *H E E H O O*

[@vooshmoozik6185]

opposites attract

[@nateholland5365]

This comment has restored my faith in humanity.

[@vooshmoozik6185]

@@nateholland5365 i just lose mine more and more each day

[@imdirtydan6388]

Ethan: egg

[@exobutterss1183]

ethan is my spirit animal

[@emma_nim8046]

Ethan: small child Mark: older brat brother Tyler: concerned father

[@tylergendron7910]

Stop stop you’re inspiring a fanficion

[@RealSirSnail]

@@tylergendron7910 Too late...

[@tylergendron7910]

..

[@Shittingbricks1111]

Sir Snail oh noes

[@ratlord7030]

Concerned, quiet, precious father who wants safety*

[@Misshowzat]

Quotes that still live rent free in my head: "Who's ready to cream?" " _Toasty-boi!_ *Five* ovens!" "I am a man-!" "Big beautiful boys, big boisterous boys. They will be in my mouth & every ones mouth & they'll say " *_oOh!_*_ I have foOd poisoning~_ "

[@user-qu2om5ji8p]

OOoO food poisoning

[@cabin.13.runaway]

The way my brain cells are formed Mark: 12% of my brain Ethan: 87% of my brain Tyler: 1%of my brain

[@EGGPLAYUH420j9]

Personally I see my self as 50% mark 49% Ethan and 1% and brain cell I’ve never use before and idk what it is probably E G G

[@Amongusaurus]

Ethan: needs adult supervision Tyler: the adult supervision Mark: owns 5 ovens

[@shaycrowley3262]

Yes

[@noellove0]

Mark is along for the ride. It's a roller coaster that his friend invited him to ride. He doesn't even know the name, he wasn't paying too much attention at the entrance to the ride, but he still thought it might be fun.

[@AsymptoteInverse]

Ethan: Needs adult supervision. Tyler: Is the adult supervision, but forgets to supervise himself. Mark: Irrational confidence.

[@homerman76]

@@noellove0 The irony is that Mark is the one that originally invited them to the park, said friends just invited him onto this particular ride :P

[@kittybun8845]

I am a man who owns f i v e ovens

[@moviehermit5631]

"I am a man who owns FIVE OVENS" He sounds simultaneously ashamed and proud

[@gunslingersloth3226]

His life story

[@satorukuroshiro]

That's because I'm pretty sure that, at least internally, he was proud to have the kind of money that buys 5 ovens, but knowing that nobody needs 5 ovens in their house.

[@carlieenglish995]

@@satorukuroshiro wrong! I need five ovens. So much baking could be done 😫

[@azrous7248]

I will like to 'like' but the number is 999 i dont want to ruin it

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

I'd say the proud part is how he was too poor to exist as a child and now he has five he didn't even realise he had or need.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Tyler: It has potential but it’s just missing something. Mark: Shockingly good for a first time, very well done. Ethan: *Egg*

[@__8120]

I love that their hats are exactly matched with their aprons: Mark: apron and hat too low Tyler: apron and hat just right Ethan: his apron is closer to his head than his hat is

[@remin_a]

ethan: cursed tyler: tyler mark: a man who owns 5 ovens

[@nickbastion]

*STONE FACE TYLER*

[@bluemaster7530]

hotel: trivago

[@thetommytrontommyrose6497]

@@nickbastion ONE WORD TYLER

[@CaLypSO4456]

@@bluemaster7530 Oxiclean: gets the tough stains out

[@bluemaster7530]

@@CaLypSO4456 I can never escape the power of oxiclean.

[@caylamae3264]

Ethan: forgets to separate egg yolk from whites, forgets about his thing on the stove top, forgets to add vanilla Also Ethan: remembers they need to turn off the ovens

[@raindrop5243]

ADD/ADHD at its finest I should know lmfaooo

[@17_kingofthedead_19]

Also… “im going to go WASH MY HANDS as ALL good chefs SHOULD DO!” *10 minutes later* “is yolk and egg different?”

[@kalrow4560]

he may give himself food poisoning but at least he'll still have a house

[@victoriateel1347]

me in a nutshell 😂

[@bat-familyfun3150]

Safety before taste

[@HeavenOnHigh]

"the fame and money will never get above my head" - Markiplier who owns 5 freaking Ovens

[@CandyQCraft]

This was hilarious, but also very painful to watch as someone who understands the chemistry of baking

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

thanos: *"I am... Inevitable."* mark: *"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS* *FIVE* *O V E N S"*

[@Michael_3865]

Mark: I.... Am OvenMan.

[@lucidartist8026]

*Mark snaps fingers*

[@khorrusvoa]

Jacksepticeye: Mark...top o' the mornin' to ya...

[@piperisbored]

The ovenity mitt........ Im not sorry

[@thesilentangrycat9801]

lol

[@jynxedjellyfish]

Mark: wears chef hat to hide his forehead Tyler: wears it like an actual chef Ethan: wears it like a beanie because we all know deep down that all Ethan is is an edgy teen

[@sergioguerra7741]

He reminds me of linguini from ratatouille

[@cupid3890]

@@sergioguerra7741 all three of them are linguinis.

[@honolex]

With the mind of a child, case in point "heapass" "who's ready to cream" And most importantly "*Bonjour*"

[@taylorford7609]

so true

[@gunslingersloth3226]

Sergio Guerra he does now that u say that

[@avakearney35]

Ahhh yes we got: the genuine child who has no idea what he’s doin (Ethan) The most responsible yet still not responsible (Tyler) And mark the holder o’ ovens

[@kaydence2633]

14:45 mark and ethan are literal children and tyler is the older brother forced to babysit them

[@MithicalZ]

Mark: “We take things VERY seriously in this house.” Also Mark: “I aM a MaN, wHo OwNs 5 OvEnS!”

[@AsteriaLove]

Gabriella Short no that happens all the time to me

[@sock225]

Was he lying tho? No

[@mockingbirdfinch5783]

@Gabriella Short I mean, he was pretty serious about the number of his ovens. XD

[@lizabeanie2551]

also mark, Ethan, and Tyler: Almost lighting themselves on fire

[@darklord0878]

4:14

[@munsmans]

I am a man who owns *inhale* *F I V E O V E N S*

[@eringejuice307]

Amanda Troest mm, yess.. get you a man with 5 ovens

[@garettjohnson6978]

I love how in French 'oven' is spelled four!!! Can you imagine that in this video? "I am a man who owns FIVE fours!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣. Because that's what my brain immediately goes to!

[@fandomswithflawn]

Je suis un homme qui possède cinq fours.

[@garettjohnson6978]

@Fandoms with flawn Nice!!! I didn't think anyone would take the time to write it in French!

[@fandomswithflawn]

@@garettjohnson6978 Oui, j'ai été forcé en cours de français l'année dernière.

[@garettjohnson6978]

@Fandoms with flawn Okay, I'm extremely sorry, but can you translate that for me? I've been learning French for a bit but I don't know a whole lot. If you could tell me that in English I'd be very happy. Again, I'm so sorry.

[@fandomswithflawn]

@@garettjohnson6978 It's cool, I got forced into french class last year. The school system is weird.

[@gault6546]

ethan's "french" accent made me feel nostaligic, scared, confused and disturbed at the same time

[@beaniebabie8180]

Mark: _I'm a man with_ *5 ovens* Mark when he was a kid: *b u t t s t o n e*

[@fardmanjones991]

The stone

[@youtubeaccount8194]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@mercilessthunder9326]

momento mori

[@fardmanjones991]

Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS!

[@asianspaceboy8337]

@@mercilessthunder9326 Unus Annus

[@sharkysharktimes4091]

Tyler:trying his best to actually make it Mark and Ethan: hehe sugar go brrr

[@madz5308]

Copy 😑

[@lazyvideo6249]

@@madz5308 shut up out of 20K comments there’s bound to be one that’s the same it’s probably just a mistake

[@ghoul_kid1027]

More like: Ethan: *fire go whoosh*

[@collegemaster5683]

No, I think it was more like Ethan: Egg go brrr Mark: salt go brrr

[@miss_melinna3274]

you just described unus annus in a comment. but tyler would be amy

[@islayankles511]

So in the end there was one that tasted like salt, one that tasted like egg, and one that tasted

[@jjcrossingd9565]

8:24 to 8:41 was just a whole father and son moment between mark and ethan😂

[@mr.iamnotabagel7365]

This Markiplier guy... He seems like the kind of person who would own 5 ovens.

[@ethanregan5741]

You sir, seem like a bagel...

[@dreamy7953]

Are you a bagel?

[@scarletrain6757]

And wouldn’t know about it

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

He has 5 oven energy

[@naachaan8753]

hmm kinda sus

[@RtsShrtFrRtthw]

Tyler: lawful neutral Mark: chaotic good Ethan: chaotic evil

[@RealSirSnail]

Ethan has no alignment, he is just the embodiment of chaos.

[@RtsShrtFrRtthw]

@@RealSirSnail very true

[@abbymorrison3097]

Ethan is chaotic chaos

[@apoliolio4568]

Ethan is a gOoD bOi you cant change my mind.

[@RtsShrtFrRtthw]

@@apoliolio4568 he's chaos

[@timeistheenemy6851]

does anybody else binge the makes series 2-3 times a week? just me? ok lol.

[@smeliotstinky]

same same

[@lodanra]

Same

[@ConnorXcrash]

Same

[@junebunny0712]

Same.

[@rays..XOXO.]

i do too dw lol

[@simbachvazo6530]

Tyler hunched over with the lopsided hat walking back and forth to the fridge is amazing

[@aso-chan]

5:21 Look at the aprons.. Mark: too low Ethan: too up Tyler: *p e r f e c t*

[@smartmarsam]

Balanced just like how everything should be

[@whomstdve4743]

lmao, its the same thing with their hats. mark: no hair ethan: h a i r y tyler: *p e r f e c t*

[@aso-chan]

@@whomstdve4743 omg ur right lmao

[@linkk.mccree4853]

No Mark has suspenders not an apron idk what you’re talking about

[@hiccup7457]

"too up" for ethan, because he just doesnt fit in the same square as grammar, amiright?

[@violet_intentions9141]

every other markiplier video ever: We wErE ToO pOoR! This video: I AM A MAN THAT OWNS FIIIIIIVE OVENS!

[@Izusaurus]

Four

[@INSANITYTOWN]

Pewdiepie has the biggest ovens thats why he's number 1 on youtube... Pewdiepie is a nazi joke

[@Parsilokita]

izzy comics it was 5

[@rioxxi3761]

Shadow dragon draws she said that

[@iiLadybuq]

So if I go to his house I can bake 5 cakes

[@ShinySahil]

Ethan : The Egg Tyler : The Bland Barbarian Mark : The MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!

[@skyseolar]

Mark as a child: We didn't even have an oven we had the *stone* Mark is making up for the lack of ovens he had as a child with F I V E O V E N S

[@puddle.drinker]

"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS *_F I V E O V E N S_* " "I'll make muffins! ... _do these r i s e..?_ I'll make muffins!"

[@enbycracker9349]

What are you gonna make? *M U F F I N S*

[@RadRabbitTTV]

M U F F I N S

[@deenesh-2394]

Mark: I am a MAN who owns 5 OVENS Rosanna: *trembles*

[@memey6004]

Time stamp ?

[@cratermercier6937]

@@memey6004 it’s in the first 4 minutes

[@mordecailecter]

@@memey6004 4:15

[@slushifoxi]

@Emma Litwack Yes

[@cygarcia23]

He did a vid with her

[@veritydoyle7886]

4:13 One of my favourite Markiplier lines forever: *"IIIIIII AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIVE OVENS-"*

[@RaurXDberry]

2019: *"I am a man who owns 5 ovens"* 2022: *"I am a man who owns 2 billboards"*

[@codytherat5688]

I think he down graded

[@RaurXDberry]

@@codytherat5688 I think he upgraded ...I mean he has his own billboards ...just by doing KZbin ! I mean that's impressive idk a whole lot of people who can say that

[@mid-knightscribbles4236]

We're all amazed he has five ovens. I'm amazed he nEVER NOTICED.

[@cursedspider5610]

Mid-Knight Scribbles FIVE OVENS

[@lunahaddixmoon953]

I’m amazed by that fact he didn’t know what it could do!

[@mid-knightscribbles4236]

@@lunahaddixmoon953 For reeeeal 😂💜 Esp with how much he talks about the food/cooking he loves. Gotta adore our oblivious markimoo~.

[@lanajaleel]

Mid-Knight Scribbles same dude same

[@nadavwolf6390]

I half expected him to burn his house down in the opening 10 seconds.

[@boilerfan18]

A man with 5 ovens who knows very little about cooking.

[@LeumazDnazor]

Thats a perfect combo

[@kriskropd]

What a sad reality this is.

[@Stingthehedgehog]

Can you say over compensating~ lol

[@Wandergirl108]

Hey, at least he knows the difference between an egg and an egg yolk… XD

[@olivermelaphen8896]

Just like me. Five ovens and me, you know I burned the water and then burned part of the house

[@xxwolfieredxx9438]

13:54 As an Australian who usees my kettle every morning, I fucking lost it at Tyler being so clueless💀😭

[@Fool408]

He hasn't used an electric kettle. I haven't used one either

[@harlemmeroiti7627]

11:57 is my favorite part of this vid, no questions asked

[@blew1t]

mark's french: trying his best to get the accent right and mix in some french ethan's french: edna mode

[@Dougiewoof]

For a second there I forgot that was her name...... And was just thinking oh yes Ethan went into Edna mode..... Like I knew what it meant but I misinterpreted it...... It makes more sense now

[@jenniflower6569]

NO CAPES

[@vaporfox115]

@@jenniflower6569 Edna Mode. And guest.

[@jenniflower6569]

@@vaporfox115 I know I was quoted her

[@vaporfox115]

@@jenniflower6569 I did too.

[@Th3_Edit0r]

Ethan: The Reckless one Tyler: The Excessively Safe one Mark: The perfect mix of the two

[@jensenwolfe8250]

@grace the medic main I have now added this to my vocabulary, gratitude

[@capn7298]

How is Tyler safe? He didnt pull out a minute early

[@semisweetdisgrace6285]

Mark: The one who owns 5 ovens

[@helmetedautistic8647]

Except this is S A L T.

[@quinyoung9871]

mark is the conspiracy man, he always looks for the creative solution, to an excessive amount

[@melonsw33t28]

Tyler constantly forgetting the oven situation is a whole mood

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

21:36 Ethna is so wholesome oml😭

[@emmaaa7229]

Ethan -- Has apron pulled up to his chin Mark -- Has apron below his chest Tyler -- Actually wearing the apron like a normal person Honestly, this is some kinda Goldilocks shit

[@UndecisiveAngel]

Honestly!

[@keelygallagher9382]

Yeah but Ethan does look pretty adorable

[@trenchcoatfullofwarmbees9024]

@@keelygallagher9382 true

[@grandshadowseal]

So put Mark and Tyler's Creme Brulee together to make it just right?

[@soulstress8261]

EmyRen9 just noticed that

[@TheMilitantHorse]

"I'd like to welcome to the stage... Wingus and Dingus." "Whooos ready to _cream_ ?"

[@drag0nerd]

No offense, but someone else did this

[@UntitledPossum]

@@drag0nerd but.. Like... C R E A M

[@beautifulspacesllc]

😂😂😂😂

[@ultrabigfella]

@@drag0nerd THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH *C R E M.*

[@Inositol159]

Melt it right in

[@OniFox]

14:50 I love how Tyler dashes off-screen the INSTANT he sees what Ethan is about to do

[@mistermiss9093]

Mark: slowly going insane Ethan: watching and enjoying the chaos mark is mostly reponcable for Tyler: is there in the back trying not to get hit in the crossfire (or die via 1/6 of marks ovens going kaboom boom)

[@thedarkscorpio9275]

"It Tastes" best description of anything I've ever heard on this channel

[@julysilpaycoan537]

It makes sense but it doesn’t 😂

[@sor7580]

The funny thing is when you want to say something tastes good in german you can say "es schmeckt" and theoretically it translates to "it tastes" xD

[@NintendoNerd64]

Ya know?

[@SR-fq2jz]

”It Tastes”, is the best description for all food. AmIRight?

[@bigjoewenis1501]

-oop didn't mean to dislike your comment, sorry bean!

[@liamsexistance385]

As someone who likes to bake, when Ethan said “A tablespoon of vanilla” a part of my soul died.

[@thing9382]

Or when Ethan just put a whole egg in instead of the yolk

[@ponitos4344]

That too

[@kylie6222]

I’m a chef and this video pains me

[@ReptilianMom]

why? the more vanilla the better.

[@liamsexistance385]

@@ReptilianMom dude that’s *not* how it works-

[@MimirOfYggdrasil]

24:02, marks arm!

[@SpiritusVulpis]

For a short explanation on why the Creme Brulee needs boiling water when it goes in the oven is because it needs to go through a Bain Marie so that it doesn't end up cracking and the eggs don't curdle and such supposedly

[@Haroldm814]

You know you're an adult watching Markiplier when you legit are thirsting over a Double Oven and that Industrial Sink

[@canine8284]

I'm not even out of college and I _want_ that

[@rockycuro7737]

@@canine8284 I'm in highschool and I want those!

[@gadli3981]

I just got into highschool and sucks to be you I guess Muahahhahahh

[@Haroldm814]

@@gadli3981 I feel bad for the youth in today's crazy Politically Correct world.

[@bhzaddybhzolby1705]

And the pot filler over the restaurant stove.

[@NaturalSelection_]

Ok but like Tyler wearing the hat like a real chef, Mark wearing it like a normal hat, Ethan being an edgy teen wearing it like a beanie 😂

[@acisme6442]

See also: their aprons

[@youngmastertrash5469]

@@acisme6442 eef wearing it like a mom, tyler wearing it correctly, and mark wearing it like an old man

[@acuriousrobot1375]

So Tyler is doing both his apron and hat right, but Ethan and Mark are both just incorrect

[@kingjb554]

@@acuriousrobot1375 that seems to be a reoccurring theme in these videos

[@capncrunchy]

It reminds me of Naruto where the teachers trying to teach everyone how to wear their bandanas correctly and Sakura is wearing it as a headband and Kakashi is wearing it over his eye

[@shawnab387]

At random times in life, "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS" will pop into my head and I laugh like a loon so good work fellas

[@starslaps9576]

“I am a man that owns five ovens” is my favorite quote ever from anything

[@predatorkingx4039]

“Fame makes people crazy.” Actors: *Does drugs.* KZbinrs: *Makes videos about having 5 ovens.*

[@meanncat3050]

Sounds like the saying is true. But I'd use Mark learning pole dancing as the video example. XD Or Moo

[@Sunny-ot1vo]

... does Ro or Mark have more ovens? Cause ONE of them I’d expect to have 5 🤣

[@Mintywwww]

That saying is true af 😂

[@venomquill308]

@@Sunny-ot1vo Legend says her house is MADE of ovens.

[@Molly-sg5iq]

"I am a man with five ovens!" - Mark 2019😂😂😂😂

[@Monothonk]

Molly 8463 he said 4

[@Molly-sg5iq]

@@Monothonk he did but then he said five

[@sarcasticasshole4525]

Dylan Bedard they then learned he had 5

[@Molly-sg5iq]

@@sarcasticasshole4525 ya that's my point

[@ImNotThatOneDude]

I'm still impressed with that fact XD

[@OutbreakBoi]

I love watching Ethan’s zoom zoom brain with the lighters, like when he put the bottom of both of them together, because as someone with ADHD, I know exactly what his mind is feeling with stuff like that.

[@vynalldash_og]

"Have you never boiled water before??" "Well noone watches it!" Is somehow unironically hilarious-

[@dziwne13]

Tyler: just being wholesome and showing us his batter Ethan and Mark: fooling around and giggling in the background out of nowhere Mark: *"i DiScoNNeCteD tHE wI-Fi !!! AHHhhHhhHhhHHh !!!!"*

[@naan000]

table do people keep their wifi in the kitchen??

[@bisexual_tragedy69]

@@naan000 that's the exact question I had😂

[@Robin93k]

@@naan000 Well, at my fathers place there is a Wifi repeater in the kitchen, because the router wouldn't reach every corner of the house on it's own. Thus I'd guess it isn't to uncommon... Even so it's placed their simply because the kitchen is the most central room of the house, not because it's the kitchen specifically.

[@jck3831]

There like 2 9 -year olds annoying there of their sisters

[@firekirby123]

@@naan000 Sometimes that's the only convenient ethernet port in older houses, as most of those ports would connect to *phones* in the kitchen so people could talk to each other while cooking back before cell phones.

[@Silver_Arrow]

This is one of my favorite videos on this whole site. I could write a whole report on how this is edited. The insane levels of foreshadowing and gradual plot pacing is OUTSTANDING. I lose my mind every time, no second is wasted. Incredible storytelling

[@jevilcore]

Hey, serious tip: don’t ever do what Ethan did with the hairspray. The fire can climb up the stream and explode the can in your hands.

[@5H4TT3R3D]

Tyler: *Goes for perfect looks and good taste* Mark: *Goes for perfect with a side of humor* Eef: *S k r i t t l e*

[@swordsmanthegamernine7973]

《Gubbins Gacha》 Skill Turtle

[@vinsueringamer2388]

SwordsmanTheGamer Nine skittle and skill tree

[@Doc_of_derp]

skii

[@5H4TT3R3D]

Skill Treeeee.

[@alektro9493]

That’s why we love him

[@user-rt2su8sf5y]

Did y'all see the way Tyler literally SPRINTED out of there once he saw Ethan with the blow torch thingy 14:50

[@maryann2226]

When we ask who hurt Tyler, he'll look at Ethan, Ethan will glare back, then turn back to us and say, "No one."

[@spycrab4865]

I did not see that and now when I look back he fucking BOLTED

[@domackelj2938]

Thats cartoonishly fast

[@drowz2406]

Hairspray you mean

[@stargazer8262]

I don't blame him

[@Dana-cg5fo]

18:20 I think this was one of the moments Mark and Ethan realized they had really good comedic chemistry 😂

[@avery1093]

Mark: salt Ethan: egg Tyler: taste

[@eggquinox]

-A chart- THE chart of wrongness

[@inactive2909]

hello Sanders Sides you cannot hide from me Oh also L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one I see V is very very extraordinary Egg

[@rosericorico4980]

@@inactive2909 😂😂😂

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Oh hey

[@Scrofar]

But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredients to the concoction-- Chemical X

[@SuperNoriChan]

Ethan is literally just Linguini from Ratatouille.

[@sadmashedpotatoes]

Nice profile pic

[@sonicsakura]

Omg

[@dragongamer4056]

Yeah nice profile pic

[@giornogiovanna9773]

hahahahahahahaha

[@snackalicious_2424]

@@g5toz it's also the name of the rat from Ratatouille... I think it was a rat

[@brikills8974]

I came across the thought of making my own crème brûlée after watching a quick clip of a markiplier makes funny compilation. After getting the stuff I turned in the video and baked with them. I told myself not to be like Ethan and put in the whole egg, I did it anyways. I knew I only had milk and would need to put it in longer, my dad made me take it out about an hour after putting in in and came out only half way cooked. Decided it was fine and put sugar on top anyways just for me to realize the torch was not in my house and the lighter was too weak to caramelize the sugar. It turned out to be a lumpy, light yellow blob. But it tasted really good.💀💀

[@DeadlyTowersSux]

I swear, these three are an eye-poke and a head-thump away from being the modern Three Stooges 😂

[@whatareeder]

Mark and Tyler just watching Ethan put two full eggs into his recipe is the chaotic energy that I live off of

[@sleet1650]

chaotic neutral

[@kira-dk2mx]

Mark, Tyler and Ethan represent the three faces of Neutrality.

[@goldminer1275]

Please tell me it is a joke that ethan does not know what the yolk in the egg is

[@gelpanal]

@@goldminer1275 it might be joke. But idk

[@redwolfproductions5165]

@@goldminer1275 like he said he was off his game

[@buddyboltgaming8269]

What defines a man, his personality or the number of ovens he owns

[@uhnothankshaha]

Buddyboltgaming obviously the amount of ovens!! 🙄🙄💁🏻‍♀️

[@iiopilis817]

his baking kills does actually, and mark has high baking sklz, so he good personality

[@auriolusdovah118]

How he reacts to his ovens, duh

[@stacygordon3322]

Definitely the number of ovens

[@persici9650]

Ovens for sure