Ethan Permanently Banned From Twitter - H3TV #56

[@holden6378]

“Dan has never looked good” has me laughing so hard

[@cyber_police]

I fucking died laughing at lunch break at work

[@tirullow6313]

That shie got me howling. 🤣

[@stephentyree9296]

Reminds me of before Dan shaved his head and Ethan said “Dan, you like, don’t even have hair.” And Dan was so upset. 😂

[@theyoutubeanalyst3731]

That bit came up when I was trying to swallow a pill 💀

[@4evertaboo]

i’m cracking up just reading this comment. 😂

[@newatlas]

Ethan getting a lil hair make over, and gossiping about bachelor is big girlie sleepover energy

[@TheDukeofDavid]

Do you think he is the bottom in his relationship?

[@waxtopia]

@@TheDukeofDavid oh definitely, no doubt about it

[@aliabdelaziz905]

What we smoking on today boys?

[@emmy8272]

Loved it

[@emmy8272]

@@TheDukeofDavid I don’t get that vibe I think he just pretends to have that energy for Internet personality

[@milkteamachine]

The crew bullying Ethan about his birthday is quickly becoming my favourite bit

[@TaisunT]

Ethan trying not to break character too hahahaha. It has me dying

[@brittnay279]

Cracks me up 😂

[@samnkayjay]

@@TaisunT with his head down covering his face, could tell he was trying hard not to laugh. But makes me laugh everytime. Happy 42nd birthday ethan!

[@trashcollector6184]

My favorite thing is that they usually do it when he’s going a little to off the rails

[@CantTellYou]

🤔 Isn’t it odd that his permanent age is also the answer to “what is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything”?

[@mehekmoney]

a live audience would turn h3podcast into its final form of evolution: wendy williams

[@aubrey___]

Just sayin

[@ashleyyc_95]

omg we need this to happen every episode

[@Goodcard91]

Clap if you think they should suffer 👏 👏 👏

[@k8.715]

hahahaha

[@Darth-Dank]

Hila will be proclaimed his carer for real. Shortly after that Ethan will be removed from public life, & Dan will have to take over the podcast. "ON THE RAILS" segments coning our way people!

[@kandaced5118]

Jess working through Ethan’s singing R Kelly and going on about nipples, mostly keeping a smiling face and not bursting out laughing is my favourite!! How she held it together I will never understand.

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

Her silent reactions to the Jordan Peterson stuff was cracking me up

[@Adultishgambino42069]

Her face when they played the clip of jordan talking about his wetdream with grandma was so funny. It was like she was trying to figure out if it was real or not lol

[@vanessaultimo1926]

I imagine that she has seen and heard worse as a hairdresser 🤣

[@denaa6140]

The R Kelly song gets funnier the more it's repeated. She can't appreciate the history... Nay the legend behind that song.

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@carleemarti3051]

Ethan being tiny in The Godfather chair literally kills me

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@cosmosofinfinity]

I think it's just a really huge chair

[@bas_ee]

​@@Ryanlexzlearn proper english, bro

[@rachel7836]

Jeff is probably so impressed/surprised at how long Ethan has kept this haircut

[@kyliemarie5347]

we all are

[@isabellad4941]

I kinda love it tho

[@pooey]

@@isabellad4941 he suits any haircut that befits him

[@Firldnehdldmdbd]

Is it me or does the hairdresser take forever

[@Taramore23]

@@Firldnehdldmdbd nah. She did her best with the circumstances. ESP dealing with Ethan moving and constantly making her laugh.

[@nanmarie8207]

Since Dan refuses to eat the hot chip, please do the spray paint Jimmie lee hair on him.

[@luvgemini111]

LMFAOO YESS

[@Vii1iiii]

the ultimate punishment for Dan

[@nanmarie8207]

To become the man he despises… a fitting punishment until he eats that chip.

[@amandalee8009]

PLEASEEEE

[@socalmads]

He needs to do both at this point

[@sophiamohan12]

ethan calling his double mohawk “stegosaurus swag” knocked me out lmao

[@shelleyfierce]

Need a TF shirt!

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@strawbawrri249]

Imagine being as braindead as this champ^

[@SocksPropaganda]

Yoooo same pfp😂😂

[@csgoat968]

Nothing gets me more hyped than hearing Dan scream at the top of his lungs at the beginning of the show

[@Jackson-pu7gd]

lol yeah that cracked me up

[@carlyannb]

Hahaha same!

[@joshuaprado5279]

You know it's gonna be a good ep when Dan goes off at the start 😂😂😂

[@mikemendoza5362]

Such an underrated thing Dan does so fucking funny ...yeah he's Dan the hater during the podcast but in the beginning he's hype af 🤣🤣

[@ignignokt-6050]

Dan is a good man.

[@youngro9636]

Idk why but the "rats will dance for money if you pay them" soundbite had me dying😂

[@lobsterairsoft499]

I threw him 30 ft down the field 🫡

[@Idunnowhyimhere]

And here I thought the weed was just hitting me waylate

[@Jeepsteve1982]

I wish it would

[@rougecarpetdisaster]

when was it?

[@youngro9636]

@@rougecarpetdisaster at around 24:20

[@msjackson5255]

I almost CHOKED when I heard ethan say “dan had never looked good!”

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@becklee94]

"Dan has never looked good" has me rolling 😂😂😂

[@whitemale2230]

The H3H3 Podcast and H3H3 Family Twitter accounts need to be banned also for ban evasion. :^)

[@aaronisfrying]

@@whitemale2230 touch grass

[@glittertea2025]

Timestamp??

[@rhiannadudley5043]

@@glittertea2025 at the very start in the first 30 mins when they show the Teddy fresh vid

[@icedancer2370]

@@whitemale2230 stop censoring free speech

[@VoidPoet]

Zach cackling in the background after any sexual joke has become one of the most predictable and strangely comforting aspects of the show

[@hauntang7605]

Same for Love laughing at Deez nuts jokes 💕

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@HyperManic1000]

2:06:00 This perfectly encapsulates the amount of memes and lore in this podcast. Dan referencing "I got it" from R.Kelly instantly made Zach start the song from which the meme originated, prompting Ethan to start singing proudly, making fun of Jordan Peterson, getting a double mohawk, improvising a line about Chinese Elon Musk whilst snickering about a soundbite of someone (Demi Lovato? I don't even know at this point) saying "Hi". I can't imagine what it's like watching this show for the first time

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@HyperManic1000]

@@Ryanlexz He's just creating FOMO for jews

[@MrBaldenegro]

The "hi" is from yilong ma.

[@HyperManic1000]

@@MrBaldenegro I realized this after writing it haha

[@anniexuereb6201]

It's actually so much fun, im rewatching ones from a few months ago now I know the lore and its like a whole new episode

[@leedlliz9847]

I’m trying to imagine what it’s like trying to professionally do Ethan’s insane hairstyle choice on a live stream to 40k+, ALL WHILE he goes off on an alpha rant and belts out R Kelly Ethiopian recruitment lyrics

[@TradBarbie]

Huh??

[@PearlDrumsHead]

@@TradBarbie oh you’re new here huh? Papa bless ✌🏻&❤️

[@tusharkamble3993]

Guess what ? Hila is getting her cheeks clapped by alpha males 🤧

[@Mexicanopride246]

Im a hairstylist and I could do the hair but would be so nervous to be live incase I make weird faces or do something on accident lol

[@Toop23]

he;s the farthest thing from an alpha ahahahha

[@ColumineMiette]

I love how deep the lore of this show goes. I find myself humming along to the technical difficulties jingle.

[@viceb7]

Same lol I've tried explaining things to my family when I'm randomly laughing and it just never makes sense

[@Kyra-fe6do]

@@viceb7 HAHHAHA relatable

[@itsprettyiris1025]

@@viceb7 yes lol I tried getting my sis to watch it and she likes it but doesn’t get the sound bites 😂

[@4evertaboo]

@@viceb7 I giggle at so many inside jokes from this podcast and have absolutely nobody in my real life to laugh with. 😩😩😩

[@viceb7]

@@4evertaboo ugh same yall. Let's be friends and use all the inside jokes? Lol

[@seashellsandwich]

i love that ethan doesn't believe this professional hairstylist can straighten his hair 😂 jess did such a good job, obviously

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@210gremlin]

Ethan should get his hair done every episode. It was kinda therapeutic to watch

[@jack_peters]

Vomit. Get a life.

[@TiaFountain]

Dan’s enthusiastic screaming at the beginning always kills me

[@TheGr8one1022]

Does it?

[@Jeepsteve1982]

I wish it did

[@tastypheromones]

@@TheGr8one1022 yeah they just said it does

[@aliabdelaziz905]

What we smoking on today boys?

[@dragonballAF78]

@@aliabdelaziz905 that Elon pack

[@sophdoeslife]

I actually quite like ethans hair like this lol

[@jaded2445]

It's really growing on me

[@SB-se7vb]

@@jaded2445 It’s really growing on him too.

[@J-C-]

True lil bro faded than a hoe out here

[@hellabella6415]

it legitimately looks cool, i hope it lasts 😭

[@loveiswaytruthlife995]

His staff looks so miserable working for him lol

[@leedlliz9847]

Dan saying the scent of liver king’s sex could probably peel the paint off of walls, I-

[@hannahwhite07]

Not to this part yet but I’m cackling I can’t wait

[@alliedarky]

@@hannahwhite07 same lmao

[@sxerosie]

💀💀💀💀

[@ignignokt-6050]

You mean the scent of his rank armpits and swamp ass? Liver strikes me as the type of dude that takes only one weekly lake shower to get the funk off him.

[@Jordi23trillon]

I love Ethan getting his hair done while talking bachelor with the girls

[@MELLMAO]

@@FTJan you're right, chad move

[@seenitalready]

@@FTJan Rent free

[@adh3247]

Ethan accidentally saying ‘Dan has never looked good’ on the TF promo had me dyingg

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@b3an3rgvngaw3]

@@Ryanlexz you really copy and pasted this comment 45 times? Go touch some grass my g

[@scottypoo1994]

The growth of Ian’s French with babbel is inspiring 😂

[@23Eulogy23]

Wee

[@judy1982]

Oui oui

[@fredko4293]

Bonjour?

[@CantTellYou]

“Gem apple Ian”

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@zey5394]

Ethan being 40+ is my current favorite bit💀

[@BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS]

Ethan legitimately looks 50+

[@thegrimpeeper8865]

To be fair he does look 40+

[@whitemale2230]

The H3H3 Podcast and H3H3 Family Twitter accounts need to be banned also for ban evasion.

[@BIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDSBIRDS]

@@whitemale2230 just reported them

[@brett2890]

It's one of my favorite bits of H3 trivia, too

[@lilsaam]

I love the Ethan is 40 gag, they should increase the age by 2 everytime they do it, after a few weeks we'll celebrate Ethan's retirement when he's in his 60s lmao

[@TheDukeofDavid]

He looks 50

[@lilithbloom8312]

@@TheDukeofDavid have you seen a 50yo white man?

[@TheDukeofDavid]

@@sohodollie7643 so you have lots of experience with young children you're saying?

[@Iminsideyourwall_]

@@TheDukeofDavid imagine!!!! She was a kid once. Dumb ass 😂😂😂

[@TheDukeofDavid]

@@sohodollie7643 yes once, and yet as an adult you are still conversing with someone you presume to be one. Explain why you are contacting who you believe to be a child on the internet please.

[@jacobsoberal7031]

Watching Jess trying to get the curl out of Ethan’s hair was surprisingly suspenseful

[@dangerousd1312]

it was a battle lol

[@riley2421]

that one side that just would NOT uncurl lmao

[@julesgotnails]

it was driving me mad 😭 i was mentally yelling through the phone to put the blow dryer opposite the direction of the curl 😩 i have bangs that curl in 2 different directions and have so many techniques to get them straight

[@scatered1]

Well as long as he doesn't hate Jews as much as Ethan himself does I don't see any problem. I love that he still has braindead little kid fans who still actually follow his garbage 🤣

[@scatered1]

@@dangerousd1312 not as much of a battle as he is having with KZbin and Twitter over his blatant stupidity 🤣🤣

[@samysnes]

As a Canadian, I remember the first time I heard that American kids do the pledge of allegiance everyday at school, I thought I was being trolled. I couldn't believe it. It sounded absolutely insane to me! I was 14 at the time.

[@DrAwk69]

Didn’t you have to stand for O Canada every morning?

[@samysnes]

@@DrAwk69 Absolutely not, are you serious?

[@DrAwk69]

@@samysnes yeah dude, maybe it’s an age or location thing but we had to stand for oh Canada every morning before announcements and in elementary we would be encouraged to sing along. The school I work at still plays O Canada every morning(a bit strange I agree, but still not as bad as the pledge of allegiance)

[@samysnes]

@@DrAwk69 damn that sounds so odd to me but in fairness I'm in QC so Canadian patriotism isn't really our thing haha

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@samsayo2661]

The satisfaction of hearing Ethan saying “RAT HOLE” damn it scratches the itch in my brain

[@whitemale2230]

The H3H3 Podcast and H3H3 Family Twitter accounts need to be banned also for ban evasion tbh.

[@kdrizzle412]

@@whitemale2230 cool who asked

[@halfadecade4770]

@@whitemale2230 imagine taking twitter serious. Your brain is so broken if you think twitter means anything to anyone outside of boring political grifters and chronically online incels.

[@ZeroFunTV]

@@kdrizzle412 I did ✋🏻 I asked

[@sayarah24]

P mmmmm b c

[@stephanie7142]

My fav bit is when the crew takes control to celebrate Ethan’s 40+ birthday

[@NellaneetsO]

I was CACKLING 😂

[@SNUGSTR]

@Tofuu wym?

[@TheZephyrsWind]

Well I didn't know Ethan was older than me. Most well-known people on KZbin are younger which makes me feel older than I am. Young people think a 20 year old is "OLD" like I did back when I was a teen (teens are just bigger kids tbh). I'm 34, and it's not old, to me old is 80.

[@earthbby]

olivia clapping lmaoo

[@lenahen3681]

40+ makes it sound like he's 47-49. He's only 42...

[@tsenoj]

my little sister thought “for which it stands” in the pledge was actually “for Richard stands” LMAO WHO TF RICHARD

[@grayfairy8888]

How does this not have more likes 😂

[@zcat752]

the combo of the godfather chair, the birthday celebrations, and dan lying down in the chair fucking SENT me

[@zey5394]

Jess trying not to laugh in the background with each out of pocket Ethan comment is just pure gold content.

[@whitemale2230]

The H3H3 Podcast and H3H3 Family Twitter accounts need to be banned also for ban evasion!

[@legster983]

Yeah that was the funniest part !!

[@aaronisfrying]

@@whitemale2230 bro we get it ffs. Get a better hobby.

[@camachito510]

her during his monologue 😂😂

[@ignignokt-6050]

@@whitemale2230 YES i agree with you white male. Who dares make jokes at the expense of the autistic owner of the company. Freedom of speech is great and all but only when it agrees to my viewpoint and if it doesn’t then i don’t want to even see those takes. I like to only receive my reinforced takes.

[@firstname1445]

Ian making Ethan so small in the chair was hilarious 😅

[@Jasmin-zm1kq]

I love Dan, he's fighting a war every episode 😂

[@Cloud_zy]

Dan's a good man

[@Iminsideyourwall_]

@Ali Hussein yup not like tater tot and shabibo

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@daisy3869]

​​@@Ryanlexz If you're gonna troll you could at least get your facts straight. You guys have zero braincells Lmao this guy apparently just spams. What a sad, boring life

[@haileyscholz8636]

“i make calculated risks” ethan math isn’t your strong suit 😔

[@paulschraml8120]

"The risks were calculated but man am I bad at math"

[@kristoffer8609]

@@paulschraml8120 A jew who's bad at math? What is this universe.

[@madelinef17]

the timing of zach’s sound bites in this episode were exquisite. they got me multiple times 💀

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@babypotato]

@@Ryanlexz wow Ryan seems like you’re a fan of this channel

[@NovasLitLibrary]

AB is genuinely one of the kindest souls on the internet & the fact that he accidentally posted that photo as a sponsored post is the funniest thing ever but with peace and love it hurts the family to see some people using it as an excuse to be mean to him. WE LOVE YOU AB! FAMILY! ❤

[@mellowmodestyofficial]

And then he liked one of keemstar’s pics on accident 😭😂😫 we’ve all been there. ABAMILY

[@emperorgrogg]

Love you AB ❤️

[@sejtbrugernavn]

i like AB but it wasnt an accident that he promoted his profile

[@shelleyfierce]

Family ❤

[@ethandanielcorbett1622]

My dog passed away two days ago; unexpectedly and suddenly. I’ve been a wreck ever since, but the moment I saw Dan screaming as loud as possible at the beginning of this episode was the first time I’ve laughed since the loss of my boy. Thank you H3 podcast for brightening my day ❤ EDIT: thank you to everyone who responded and showed love. The support helps. Family. Family. Family. ❤

[@carmandirda]

Moments like these are why we need the Family. I'm sorry for your loss ♡ losing pets hurts just as much as losing anyone else.

[@Hoodnerd911]

Sending love 💌🐾

[@single_use_planet_]

So sorry for your loss

[@alexisc3356]

Sorry for your loss, fam. Stay strong 🖤

[@alishac5096]

I’m so sorry about your pup, dogs are such wonderful people. ❤ The love and friendship never fades and true reality is timeless. Out here snuggling my pup and lighting a candle for your family 🕯☮️💜

[@stephenrichards5917]

The timing of the Jordan Peterson soundbite about his grandmothers pubes nestled like a paintbrush between her fingers as Jess was clasping Ethan's grey pubic mop between her palms struggling to form it into a paintbrush shape was fantastic lol

[@451tintan]

Wait so are we gonna skip over Ethan thinking you can buy sinks at kohls

[@LoryBelle]

I speak Ethan. He was thinking of “kohler” brand sinks, a super common brand for sinks & plumbing hardware & whatnot… but mixed it up with “kohls”

[@natpoolpewpew7112]

@@LoryBelle “I speak Ethan” omfg I love you 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@gloria1736]

I caught that too but I think he meant Lowe’s 😂

[@Anitamustdie]

@@LoryBelle makes sense

[@nataliexcx]

I work at Kohl’s and we actually do sell them and home furniture

[@OscarJamess]

Dan ducking that chip once again… He can’t keep getting away with ittttttt

[@whitemale2230]

The H3H3 Podcast and H3H3 Family Twitter accounts need to be banned also for ban evasion!!!

[@ErinBooms]

Ethan is so comfortable getting his hair done while talking about crying watching the Bachelor lmaooo

[@JaxAndMommy]

Can I just say: Zach’s sound bites were so on point this entire episode.

[@fireprooof101]

You can

[@trancefulI]

As per every episode honestly

[@lemonbum]

fr i laugh out loud the most at the soundbites. WACH

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@ashcatchum]

I love that Ethan’s employees finally have ONE thing that bothers him to hang over his head about the age and birthday 😂😂😂😂

[@hayleythekid]

What about tiny hands ✋ 😂

[@lenahen3681]

Even though 42 isn't that old. Will happen to the best of us.

[@scatered1]

@@waynethegreat23 yeah this guy who has called for death and deplatforming multiple times riiiiiiiight yeah don't want to get fired by that absolute asshole

[@lobsterairsoft499]

@@lenahen3681 exactly there’s literally nothing wrong with Ethan being 45

[@doinkeykong]

@@lobsterairsoft499 I thought he was 47 tho?? his 48th is coming up soon! 😊❤

[@Aweenessie]

The way Ethan thinks it’s so hard to literally just straighten your hair and put gel/hairspray in it is so funny to me lol, such a guy thing. It’s not that hard!! 😅😂

[@a.lastovica]

I love it LOL

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@Aweenessie]

@@Ryanlexz what are you talking about

[@a.lastovica]

@@Ryanlexz it says you’ve had your account for 10 years and you have 45 comments alone on the H3 channel.. a bit pathetic

[@Molly-ff6dq]

@@a.lastovica he’s commented the same reply on everyone’s comments, what a waste of time 🤣

[@christophervelgakis-blanck]

The way Ethan screamed at Zach 1:08:39 was pure magic

[@swaginyourmouth]

I love you black man I❤️U⚫️Man

[@HyperManic1000]

Reminds me of my parents 😇♥️🎉

[@polofreeze1258]

pure magic..🤔

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@isabellacrabtree1586]

ethan saying philly L told him he has his own orbit made me cry laughing it was delivered so sincerely

[@neen319]

Every. Single. Episode. I think of how Zach’s soundbites make the show 1000% better

[@Blackandwhite3005]

There should be like a makeover segment where each member of the crew gets something done. That hair segment from Ethan was so nice and almost relaxing :D

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@autumnmarie9091]

Ethan getting his hair did while gossiping about The Bachelor is an entire vibe/flex 💅🙃

[@alishac5096]

Honestly 😂 I kinda think it warrants a segment.

[@autumnmarie9091]

@@alishac5096 yaaaassss 🗣🙌

[@cole9731]

No it's actually very sad

[@alishac5096]

@@cole9731 Any genre of entertainment can look hollow from the outside. Sports, fandoms, tv show diehards, gaming, opera, theater, musician stans, pro wrestling, podcasts… reality tv. It’s all esoteric nonsense, but people give it meaning. It’s common to shit on things women do for fun on the internet and I get you probably just dislike tv and found it boring, but it’s fun to see the ladies do a segment and it could be about different topics? What did you think of the hairdresser aspect? I thought that part was dope, I found the bachelor chat irrelevant to me but fun to watch for the femme representation on the podcast.

[@jesuskiller100]

@@alishac5096 this is how I felt. I've never watched a second of Bachelor nor do I have ANY idea what it is other than some sort of dating setup show. But it was fun watching the dynamic and kinda just felt like we were sitting around in a room together gossiping over a show lol

[@brooklynrichardson5290]

Is no one gonna talk about the weird cut around 2hr 20min & audio being off the rest of the episode??

[@SergioGFishing]

H3 crew if you’re seeing this, please get Gabe to say happy 40th to Ethan this Friday 😭

[@sxerosie]

10000% 😂

[@KerraBearuhhh]

I went to high school with Jessenia in Oklahoma! She was always really nice to me! It made me super happy to see her on here as a fellow Fupa Trooper and still doing well and and of course still a lovely person.

[@jennyp123]

Dan saying “Nah, they told us how to fuck” at 3:04:31 made me laugh very loudly.

[@badfish5447link]

Jess's reaction to the Jordan Peterson dream was amazing just seeing her hear it for the first time and trying to make sense of it while doing Ethan's hair was incredible haha

[@Teran_Riley]

No other show mentions that something would be a funny bit, and then immediately puts together the audio and visuals and does it in real time live seconds later. Literally the best show on the internet. Jump rope spaghetti nipples or nothing

[@lindyd4962]

Did they remove that part? I saw it the first night it was up and now I can’t find it.

[@Teran_Riley]

@@lindyd4962 Same, they must have removed that part :(

[@thegingerlife09]

@@lindyd4962 it’s at 2:20:39

[@thegingerlife09]

@@lindyd4962 oh shit ur right, somehow it’s still showing on my tv that part, but the audio isn’t connected with the screen and I was so confused what was going on. And on my phone yeah it’s no longer there

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@reagang5238]

When I was in middle school they treated the pledge of allegiance like it was something we HAD to do every morning, and I was young so I didn’t know I had the right to refuse, so I was standing up with everyone else (mouthing it) but I was holding a book that I was reading prior to that. I guess I had looked down at one point and my teacher saw and thought I was reading during the national anthem. She became FURIOUS and called me out in front of everyone for being “disrespectful to our troops and America”. She forced me to recite it in front of everyone by myself to “prove i know it”. Being a super introverted kid I only got out “I pledge allegiance to the flag” and forgot the rest and froze. She was so “disappointed” she gave me lunch detention where she proceeded to talk shit on me to the other teachers during. Her and the other teachers were laughing and pointing at me the whole lunch…..I wish I had the courage to speak up and get her in trouble.

[@Amber-gc6sw]

Dan avoiding the chip is giving Jim and Pam avoiding Michael Scott’s dinner party lol

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@TheDonUrbas]

@@Ryanlexz Log off cringe master baiter

[@CrystalGurl]

@@Ryanlexz yikes, hope you find true happiness one day

[@Ryanlexz]

@@CrystalGurl why u mad? Ethan got strike on KZbin. Dude only need two more to get his account ban 😂😂

[@Ryanlexz]

@@acmoises imagine trying to defend Ethan holocaust jokes. Yikes!

[@mckinleyleonardscott]

This HAS to be the funniest episode in so long. Ethan was going off constantly 😂

[@tensinkano6888]

He’s a trash human😊

[@luke2806]

hes a salty manbaby, this is how hes dealing with his perma-ban on twitter hahaha

[@Rooster832]

Agreed and love seeing he's haters here helping with the algorithm 😂

[@babypotato]

@@luke2806 Yet you seem to keep coming back for more 🤭

[@swaginyourmouth]

I love you black man

[@AdmiralDreck]

Jess' laugh is honestly the cutest thing I've heard in awhile.

[@Izzy123Monster]

I have to say I’m so impressed she was able to do his hair with Ethan constantly moving his head, the talent and accommodation

[@Cloud_zy]

While being on the biggest show in the world 👏

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@sturdybutter]

Watching Jess trying to keep it together while the JP grandmother bush soundbite played out was fuckin hilarious. Also every stage of her working on Ethan’s hair looked so sick. I wish I could afford to have someone style my jewfro.

[@josegonza1ez]

more jess and some jess input would be awesome it was such a nice touch on this ep

[@sickkbro15]

Did the clip of Ethan doing thr video get taken out? As soon as Zach finds the music, the video no longer matches the audio for the rest of the video

[@truestory_4]

Yes. Who knows why. Its always something these days.

[@thegameslave2]

Ethan really fully embraced that haircut, and I'm here for it.

[@thegrimpeeper8865]

Do you think his Hilla can take the sex seriously when she looks up and sees that haircut?

[@finaldeljuego7841]

Looks great👌🫰

[@hiddenprankz09]

The mugattu haircut

[@stephanie7142]

I thought for sure he’d just shave it after a week 😂. It’s growing on me, I kinda like it now honestly

[@Tclbmx_]

It kinda looks fire no joke though

[@SergioGFishing]

Ethan is that kid at school that’s funny af but keeps getting in trouble and suspended and all you do in class is get excited when he comes back because you enjoy the comedy but also worry he’ll get expelled.

[@Max_filmatic_music]

It makes me sick how Ethan dismisses anyone who regrets transitioning. I was put on hormone blockers and Estrogen at 17 and now even though I de-transitioned I am completely sterile and will never be able to have kids for the rest of my life and Ethan has the nerve to speak on Trans issues saying nobody regrets hormones even though he has no clue that puberty blockers can sterilize you?!??

[@Max_filmatic_music]

@@Kiryu_Maji your right it’s not the only issue I have with him but all my issues stem from him just spouting off so confidently about so many things with basically zero research or baseline knowledge. And this issue is the most infuriating by far. It’s insane how many supposed “Trans Allies” will attack you the second you bring up regret over transitioning or the horrific side effects you have. And I don’t even have it half as bad as some I have a friend who got bottom surgery and she will NEVER have an orgasm again she can’t even feel her neovagina. People don’t have to attack us just to protect the trans movement. We should be allowed to talk openly about our experiences without being attacked.

[@slump_nuggie]

Zach was so on point with the sound bites this episode. 10/10

[@alicerose1893]

“Dan has never looked good” teddy fresh commercial is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love AB for leaving that in

[@dajpeace]

Shoutout to Dan referring to 42 as the meaning of the universe, a man of culture.

[@loghanishere8446]

What other podcast goes for three and half hours without the energy going down, it’s goofs all the way through. Love this show

[@btsobsessed7878]

SO IMPRESSED with Ethan's microphone! It barely picked up the hairdryer noises!

[@seankennedy7428]

They’re saying Ethan followed musks guidelines for a parody account, but Ethan didn’t have parady in the Twitter handle itself. He didn’t understand the assignment. Also, under twitter's regulations prior to elon's takeover, accounts pretending to be someone else would still be banned, so saying comedy had more freedom before, is false. This type of comedy would have been removed, and pretending to be someone else on instagram and facebook will currently result in the same action. "Before elon musk bought it, i would not have been banned" is incorrect. You would have been reported for impersonating someone and been removed. Try it on instagram, and you will have the same outcome. He also said there is a 3 month grace period with the verified check marks, for them to work out the kinks in the process, so if he said you would lose your check-mark for changing your name, i wouldn't guarantee that until the 3 months have subsided. They are likely still working on the back end of the coding. They cant make these updates overnight; especially with 25% of the staff. Lets be honest. If anyone else came up with this idea, Ethan wouldn't mind. He just has his list of people he dislikes, and will go against whatever they propose. For someone like Ethan who has dealt with suspensions, law suits, strikes, etc. so much.. you would think he would be in favour of regulating strikes, rather than making them subjective based on a mods opinion. I have watched every H3 episode for the last couple of years, but the constant instigative immature behaviour followed by playing the victim is cringe. He's a dad, an adult, but acts like he's in high school. I was totally behind bashing tate for his mysogonistic views, and bashing peterson and shapero for their anti LGBTQ+ views, but one view someone has doesn't make up their person, because every person walking this earth is wrong at some point of their life. That doesn't discredit when they have good points or good ideas. The idea should be based on the substance of the theory, and the result from action, specifically associated with that idea and that idea alone. If you dont like the guy, you dont have to.. but that doesn't inherently make all of their ideas, bad ideas. Nothing about Elon buying twitter *so far* has been hurtful to any parties. People like ethan are banking on it, hoping that people get hurt, so they can attack Elon and say "see we were right", but one shouldn't label it dangerous or hurtful until it has proven to be defective. They are injecting negativity into the platform, hoping to spark retaliation. Elon's vision could be revolutionary, he is still working through it and people are currently consulting him from all views. People who are far left may be upset that people who are far right will be getting their voices back; but elon hasn't banned anyone with opposing views from him. He has only banned fraudulent accounts. I promise you, if Ethan posted his opinions about his dislike for Elon or making fun of Elon from his own account with his own name, he would not have been banned. Fraudulence is a different offense. What if someone changes their name to Joe Biden and declares nuclear war on Russia? We all know the news only screen shots the tweet and handle, not the header of the page or the bio. Though Russia would know its fake, many people in the USA, especially the older population that doesn't understand technology will panic and it would cause immediate unrest across the world. Fraudulence is something that can be extremely dangerous, and should be stopped. Ethan made a mistake, and hopefully can understand why this isn't an issue of free speech, but an issue of committing fraud.

[@H3_remix]

When Olivia said that Philly was actually 31 today I lost my mind. She is hilarious

[@milkteamachine]

“He’s 14”

[@josegonza1ez]

“Speaking of Jizz its gonna rain tonight” lollll im cackling and my boss heard it too and is currently cackling w me😂😂 I wish i could add a picture to this his face is still pretty red

[@juliegillette662]

the hairdresser is getting a crash course in H3 lore 😂😂

[@judy1982]

This is so accurate😂😂😂

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@jimshim]

Can we please have Jess back again? Watching her reactions was my favorite part of this episode. Maybe have Ethan get a massage for an episode too. I think we have something here LOL

[@Ryanlexz]

Ethan got strike by KZbin because he want other Jews to die in holocaust and Twitter permanently ban him. Progressive at his finest lmao 😂😂😂

[@Bsedge88]

Watching Jess’s facial reactions to the Jordan Peterson clips have my dying 😂

[@xSmootx]

Caught most of this live, Ethan (and Hila if she's comfortable with it) should totally get the hair did live on-air more often while talking about Bachelor stuff or just things in general. Gives off hair salon gossip vibes.

[@kolanut]

@@Krivvet 💀

[@zzzedn3verdead108]

Yessss I'd be here for it, probably doing my hair too

[@mistercrispy]

His twin hawk hairstyle is his best look to date. He should keep doing it

[@600wheel]

That’s a little pathetically sensitive imagining that Hila would have a problem with it

[@DrGonzo-ef8ir]

@@600wheel not really..? Your comment is pathetic if anything. Some people might not want an audience while getting a hair cut? Tf is wrong with you

[@brssl3349]

What’s so wild to me is that I watch this show every time they go live. I went to high school with Jessenia and to see her on this podcast literally breaks my brain.

[@YeehawGidyyUp]

I also went to hs w Jess lmao

[@UncleRicoOSU]

So your brain is literally broken??

[@umpinkhi7785]

i saw a girl i went to hs with on the teddy fresh site as a model 🥲

[@ee5647]

Woah wait I’m from Oklahoma, what school was that? 👀

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

no way! She seems so sweet

[@RoxieParadox]

"Dan has never looked good." - Ethan Klein 2022

[@dumbocircus]

Ethan singing to R Kelly while getting his hair done is therapeutic 😌

[@DanGonzalez8268]

I feel like I just got a taste of what will eventually become “Ethan’s Barbershop”. Given how fast papa’s hair grows I’m sure we can expect a segment every 2 weeks.

[@SMATF5]

I'm enjoying Ethan's physical transformation into a Mad Max villain.

[@conner3328]

We love the intro hype Dan brings with his primal screams.

[@norrrma_]

Ethan’s reaction when it comes to gossip (the try guys, bachelor or housewife’s) makes me laugh so much! 😂

[@leedlliz9847]

“Two people who don’t shower, work out all day in the Texas heat…. when they come together and smash genitals…” is so graphic LOL 2:41:00

[@sxmxnthx000]

Dan said you can toss that right in the sourdough 😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@b13314]

I love that the only time Ian ever talks is during the babble ad read when he says a word or two in French 😂 that and AB's burrito are the reasons I don't skip the ads.

[@vanessaultimo1926]

Dan avoiding the chip challenge should continue forever 🤣

[@shishesha]

As a cosmetologist, I can see her silently panicking sometimes with the curly hair lol

[@Torched8392]

The hairdresser's reactions to Ethan talking about "how to be a real man!" was everything 🤣🤣

[@toreducerisk527]

LOL zach repeating "you got applecare?" is legit 50% of geeksquad shift

[@MileyCraziness]

This podcast has been making my stomach hurt from so much laughter lately and I'm so thankful, been really going through it lately and I'm eternally grateful for Ethan and the crew.

[@dogwater5499]

Makes me stomach hurt for other reasons.

[@MileyCraziness]

@@dogwater5499 if it's for negative reasons you can always ✨not watch✨

[@alishac5096]

@@MileyCraziness maybe it was a 🌮 Taco Bell run gone bad.

[@dogwater5499]

@@MileyCraziness True, but then if everyone thought that way this would just be an echo chamber void of criticism.

[@MileyCraziness]

@@dogwater5499 thankyou for your service 🙌

[@frosty_teacup]

PAY FOR IAN'S TWITTER VERIFICATION, ETHAN

[@SweetCarolineeeee]

Is the sound not syncing with the video in the latter half for anyone ?

[@Soliloquistt]

1:59:30 Jess's reaction to jordan Peterson's grandma story is PEAK humor

[@Fms55]

Poor AB was so embarrassed 💀

[@Makujah_]

That Teddy Fresh read by Ethan felt like interdimensional cable episode

[@FatChefR1chy]

Jess's giggle brings me so much joy and life. Protect her at all cost!!!