"Laying down white paint so meticulously, you can't even see the brush strokes" Only in modern art could a flat wash be such an accomplishment
@hope-cat48946 ай бұрын
I've lived in houses with painted walls where you can't see brush strokes. I didn't realize I was being graced with such beauty.
@edgemeisteryellow94706 ай бұрын
@@hope-cat4894 I was hesitant to call my drywall 'art' until I got the context from the methhead tradie, he did an amazing left wing painting on every wall in my house! 😂
@tanimal39647 ай бұрын
Ethan: 'Be a free thinker like me and don't let narratives determine if you like something' Also Ethan: 'I had to learn to like modern art by listening to the narratives put forth by the artist' Self Awareness: 0, Smugness: 100
@dan59927 ай бұрын
I just love so much how he can say that and then title his video "You're Wrong About Modern Art"
@tyto97867 ай бұрын
You can tell Ethan doesn't know what he is talking about because he is lumping Modern Art and Contemporary Art together when they are two completely different periods in art history.
@satiricgames21297 ай бұрын
I was about to say hang on mate 2 different things
@tanimal39647 ай бұрын
I remember seeing someone in his comment section talking about how much profitable furry art commissions are and Ethan liking it. Ethan doesn't realize that's now what most people colloquially refer to as 'modern art', also furry art is very much rely on it looking good, if someone commission a piece and they get something that looked like a Jackson Pollack called 'Wolf Cock' they would demand their money back.
@mercedesmaynard31947 ай бұрын
That's because people like him don't really understand history.
@fowof7 ай бұрын
Bro,the fact that he’s trying to prop up one art piece is better than the other jus to make a point, shows how obvious his ignorance shines across the desert that is his brain
@crypto_kitty41617 ай бұрын
Nerd
@basedcentrist30567 ай бұрын
Idea for a modern art piece: It's called "pretentious wanker" and it's just a mirror on a wall
@brownsauce09216 ай бұрын
I thought you were gonna say: "pretentious wanker" and it's just a picture of Ethan.
@jonathanr27096 ай бұрын
That would only really work if it was Ethan looking in the mirror
@Insommer2 ай бұрын
I think its been done!
@matthewfors1147 ай бұрын
"Penn and Teller's Bullshit" had a modern art critic critique a painting that they didn't know the name of the artist. They gave all these explanations to what the brush strokes meant and what the artist was trying to convey etc. the reveal was that it was painted by an elephant lol
@colwellalec7 ай бұрын
Its kinda impressive honestly how ethan can't even accidentally make a good point about anything.
@Nathan_Coley7 ай бұрын
When you're unironically defending pedos like Ethan has done that's a problem.
@kelpermoon236 күн бұрын
Statistically, the only way to get all wrong answers, is to know the correct answers. I genuinely believe that @peethan ‘s philosophy is being contrary to truth or good.
@colwellalec5 күн бұрын
@@kelpermoon23 Which is honestly the impression I get from most leftists lol
@kelpermoon235 күн бұрын
@@colwellalec news flash to leftists, saying your gonna eat fetal tissue is not a good strategy to pass abortion legislation
@Blizz31127 ай бұрын
"Art is political!" -- Adolf Hitler probably around the 30s
@lasskinn4747 ай бұрын
Olympia is art and certainly political
@Gamewar5OOO7 ай бұрын
You cannot simultaneously believe that what is and isnt art is subjective, whilst also believing that all art is inherently political.
@guerreiroazul32307 ай бұрын
When they say "all art is political" what they mean is "there's no art we can't politicize"
@CruelestChris5 ай бұрын
I mean these are the same people who will tell you everything is subjective without noticing that's a statement of an objective fact.
@guerreiroazul32305 ай бұрын
@@CruelestChris logic isn't a strong point to these people, these are the people who get amazed at the concept of walking under a rock.
@guerreiroazul32307 ай бұрын
Imagine calling a rock above a hole as art, i can't imagine these people's reactions if they saw a bridge
@Zack-xv2yc6 ай бұрын
_[cue an edited skit of a chimpanzee being awestruck by walking under the rock]_ -- Bigbunjeeeeee
@vincentadultman62266 ай бұрын
these people would probably respond to ACTUAL art the same way the apes in 2001: A Space Odyssey responded to the slab
@DJ-wl5qo7 ай бұрын
“You hate juice you know who else hated juice? Hitler.” -EthanisTerminallyOnline
@hope-cat48946 ай бұрын
You know who else made paintings? Hitler! 😱 🌩
@PHHHP6 ай бұрын
I like how Ethan criticizes Kincaid for being an alcoholic while defending Pollack. Jackson Pollack left this world murdering others from a car accident he caused while driving drunk from his crippling alcoholism. But I guess it's okay because reasons.
@vincentadultman62266 ай бұрын
Peethan isn't smart enough to make his own opinions, he probably read one article each to form his opinions on both men
@kuddlykraken21577 ай бұрын
Ethan wants the idea as "everything is art" so he can call what he makes is art
@drunkencowboyagni7 ай бұрын
And says everything is political so he can attempt to gatekeep culture from his political side.
@fowof7 ай бұрын
Bro, I didn’t tie my shoe. I am an artistic genius now. Appreciate me
@Spice.Melange7 ай бұрын
The sentence structure is giving me an aneurysm
@lasskinn4747 ай бұрын
more importantly the underlying message he pushes through is that none of the art would be worthless shit to majority of other people, which majority of art produced currently certainly is, even more so with art in the category of modern art. you can make all kinds of arguments why a stack of boxes in a synagoga is good art, but it's probably more widely held opinion that the space could have been filled with something else that would have been more beautiful, thought evoking or feelies evoking.
@GoldGune7 ай бұрын
Its exactly what the most trash artists claim, almost every respected artist knew that standards matter, and that they were probably going to die poor. The shit ones need their government to subsidize their work
@TheUplate7 ай бұрын
Ethan is the most obnoxious mix of character traits - smug and moronic. Einstein could patronize me and it wouldn't be very frustrating, because he's much smarter than me, but someone as dense as Ethan doing it? very insulting
@matthewfors1147 ай бұрын
and he keeps say da vinci wrong
@AquariusScanner6 ай бұрын
Don't give that Jew too much credit you know, he's massively overhyped and his accomplishments are too.
@SirBrasstion7 ай бұрын
I liked the quip about art being a money laundering scheme for the 1%. He had to throw that in there. But by defending modern art, he's making it easier for the 1% to launder money because they don't have to hire an artist over the age of 3 anymore.
@TheAdarkerglow7 ай бұрын
Modern and Post-Modern Art are objectively discomforting, they're designed to be, and anyone who tells you otherwise probably hates themselves and you. We live in an age of anxiety, and creating things which embody the zeitgeist is the a provocative allure that draws in pretentious artists. So we get art that baffles, enrages, and unsettles the viewer being lauded, while more subtle emotional resonance, like tranquility and hope, are shunned as products of the bygone era. Or as they'll tell you, 'an era that never truly existed', because they can't believe in anything that existed before they could behold it.
@scarletsletter44667 ай бұрын
Beautifully said ❤
@ShrapnelStars7 ай бұрын
I love how Ethan accidentally revealed that he doesn't go to art museums often. Headphones/apps that describe the piece when you get close to them or scan the code next to them have been around forever now. They're for self-guided tours. If he's not familiar with that extremely baseline amount of accessibility tech, he doesn't go out enough. Of course, we already know that he's just being contrarian to own the conservatives or whatever, but he own-goaled himself with the pixel circle art defense.
@LadySquiffington7 ай бұрын
Ethan needs to get offline.
@TheShogunRichie7 ай бұрын
The fundamental problem with modern art as compared to modernist movements like Art Deco which took place in the early 20th century is that modernists artist broke the rules because they KNEW THE RULES. Picasso could paint traditional paintings as well as his abstract one. Early modern artists knew the rules and could therefore break them in a way to create visually appealing art. Nowadays most "modern artist" can't tell you the elements or art or the principles of design. Their art is so dog shit because they how and which rules to break in which ways, it's literally just throwing shit at the wall and calling it art
@hope-cat48946 ай бұрын
This also applies to writing. You have to know how to write a cohesive story first and then you can understand why certain tropes exist and how to subvert them well. Without that, you have stories that have twists for the sake of twists that don't make sense, broken continuity, new cliché tropes that don't fit the story being told, and mystery plots that go nowhere.
@logos96197 ай бұрын
I remember reading a story where someone threw garbage on the floor of a modern art gallery and people kept stepping around it as they thought it was an exhibit. Lot's of modern art feels like you don't actually "get" the art, but rather you say you do to be in the "group" of intellectuals.
@ClingyKiwi7 ай бұрын
His statement from the top already gets to the problem. For most people, I shouldn't have to go to the museum AND have someone explain the art to me to then have an understanding that it's art. That's why people don't think it's art.
@ragerage25567 ай бұрын
It's hilarious to me that 95% of pethans points can be refuted by saying "so?"
@housewilma49047 ай бұрын
modern art sks because its all explanation and no demonstration of skill. i can look at the mona lisa and know nothing about it and apperciate the sheer time and skill it took to make it look so beautifull. i look at modern art and think "wow i could build that myself in a few minutes how lazy".
@tanimal39647 ай бұрын
If I wrote out the story of the AIDS Fan and didn't have the fan there, it would essentially elicit the same emotions.
@xenn49857 ай бұрын
@@tanimal3964 Exactly. The fan isn't the art, which is what make modern art so bad.
@shortymccutlery89196 ай бұрын
Agreed, modern art looks like something anyone can do.
@YourBuddyBrady7 ай бұрын
People who look like that should not be on camera that much.
@Nyver2536 ай бұрын
He has the getting caught for trafficking kids phenotype.
@imperiumpilled30k7 ай бұрын
The perfect example of modern art discourse is warhammer 40k, older 40k art has a specific feel and style such as the old sketched ink looking drawings that look like theyed have been part of setting or the old mid 2000s art of space marines uses a lot of bold colours and small detail to make it seem like a lots happening, post 2015 to 2017 40k art has less grim more grime most of it is pale and drab it feels more corporatised
@daytwaqua7 ай бұрын
I suspect Ethan is just regurgitating the opinions of these art pieces that he read or heard somewhere, and trying to pass them off as his own opinions. They're not great takes by any means, but they still seem more intelligible than Ethan seems capable of.
@scarletsletter44667 ай бұрын
His whole script sounds like it was written by chatGPT with a few asides thrown in by him 😂
@satiricgames21297 ай бұрын
This is why we say that gen z and young millienls have basically torn down the thought that you can be a master aka and expert. WELCOME TO THE DEATH OF EXPERTISE
@housewilma49047 ай бұрын
because expertise is inherently indivdualist instead of collectvists there perfect society refuses the idea any person should be listend too ahead of anyone else. except the speakers and preachers of the "Modern word" of idealogy of course then they expect you to listen as a "opprser"
@scarletsletter44667 ай бұрын
Don’t lump millennials in with these people. 😂
@booleah63577 ай бұрын
"If everything is art, then nothing is art." Exactly. I may not know exactly where the line is, we may not be able to agree on it but it has to exist or the word and trade of art loses all meaning.you can make pretty good arguments for modern art but to argue everything is art is missing the point.
@patrickshepherd13417 ай бұрын
You know what a good art project would be? An exhibit where you let people tell you what their definition of art is, then give the Diogenes "Plato's Man" treatment to their idea and show that they don't accept their own definition.
@godzilla10516 ай бұрын
That sounds ingenious
@TehCredibleHulk7 ай бұрын
I bet his opinion becomes a lot more focused about execution and technical ability when asked about AI generate art. I don't understand how his defintion of modern art couldn't be applied to AI generated media.
@gengraded7 ай бұрын
I really enjoyed this segment. As an artist the only person that I account to is myself but it comes down to some very critical questions. Am I striving to get better at my craft? Do I actually care about the piece that I am working on? Does this evoke emotion from me? If not how could I expect it to do the same for others? I feel that a lot of these questions are absent from many artists minds and it makes me sad for them. The best art is a struggle, one that is never won.
@eugenesis81886 ай бұрын
It should be illegal to describe raycons as premium sound quality. They sound like a 1997 Honda, civic with stock speakers and two 12 inch ported subs in the trunk.
@Fredy_The_Yeti6 ай бұрын
"this art looks really dumb" "Oh yeah? Debate me... Why aren't you debating me. It's actually not dumb"
@Coolcoolcoolcoo6 ай бұрын
There's an episode of the animated show Archer where the character Lana, a super sexy super spy, charges people in the office money to enter a room with her and pretend they had sex so that they can tell everyone else in the office they hooked up with her. Even after every guy in the office has done this and they all know that none of them have hooked up with her, they all continue lying because they want to be able to say they did. Anyone that was honest would be made fun of by the pretenders. That is what modern art is. Everyone pretends to see great meaning in it and that it is actually worth anything because if they didn't everyone else still upholding the charade would call them morons. As long as one person keeps up the lie, everyone has to.
@scarletsletter44667 ай бұрын
😂 I’m going to guess that he’s never seen Michelangelo’s David. Because if he had, he’d know what an utter nutcase he sounds like when he says, “If that’s your favorite, then it means you don’t know of any others.” There are reasons why Michelangelo’s David is among the most celebrated artworks in all of Western civilization
@Lazrael326 ай бұрын
he also made a big deal about being able to walk under a rock. because it's art and you can walk under it. but there are plenty of actual art pieces you can walk under. Also a lot of people (like the person who made the rock) get paid big bucks and put zero effort in because then they can move onto the next piece sooner and make more money.
@justinwebber99686 ай бұрын
There's an artist named Mark Rothko who became famous for a style called "Color Field Painting." One of his paintings, which is essentially just a few squares of different colors on a canvas, sold for $80 million.
@FatherOfConqs7 ай бұрын
Yo! Was hoping Chud would have been on for the EFAP of this, now this has arrived
@dasenbevilacqua47157 ай бұрын
I swear everytime Chud hears the word AIDS he fuckin loses it
@lasskinn4747 ай бұрын
gotta stay pozzed up, don't be a negative nanny
@onedeadboy56807 ай бұрын
Everything is political bro. I just listened to pineapple upside down and the politics in ther are "Ethan is a foggat"
@skully41347 ай бұрын
I think an even more interesting conversation is whether or not can modern AI create art.
@guerreiroazul32307 ай бұрын
Depends on what you consider art, to me it's whether it looks good, is interesting and says whatever it wants to say.
@hope-cat48946 ай бұрын
I feel like a distinction needs to be made between an art museum and a historical museum. A historical museum doesn't just have art pieces; it has vintage, historical objects that were used for practical purposes like armor, shoes, and cooking utensils. That fan would be great for a regular museum because it's from a historical time period like the 80s Aids Crisis and is a piece of LGBT history. But it's not really "art" because it's just another mass-produced fan you can buy from Walmart. The problem with a lot of modern art is that it doesn't really create anything new with the objects it uses. It's just a banana taped to a wall, boxes stacked up, or a rock on a hill. Even boxes stacked up in the shape of a heart is closer to art because at least someone did _something_ with the objects. Even my old art teacher didn't believe this "everything is art" nonsense because the mattress you sleep in could be considered art by that logic.
@FillaneAmmisto6 ай бұрын
There is literally a website where you can guess who drew the artpieces presented there the options are an artists...or a monkey
@jayoutcalt72366 ай бұрын
98% sure there was a Simpsons episode about this. Homer's Rage Art.
@shortymccutlery89196 ай бұрын
If you have to justify your art's existence with long explanations it probably sucks.
@untidyfan7 ай бұрын
EthanisOnline probably got his name wrong on the SATs if he even figured out how to use a pencil.
@GrobbyNoblin7 ай бұрын
If I poop on the floor and put a glob of mayo on it, it's a chocolate mayo sandwich.
@daytwaqua7 ай бұрын
C'mon now, you gotta know that calling mayo slathered poop is an utterly ridiculous thing to say. I mean, in order to qualify as a sandwich, there would have to be some bread or something in there. Or I think that's a requirement anyway, but maybe not. Maybe the criteria of what constitutes a sandwich is different than I assume it is. Regardless, tho reply of mine isn't a serious comment at all, so none of this matters. I feel compelled to point that out, to try to eliminate the chance that anyone will think I meant it, when I said it was an utterly ridiculous thing to say.
@GrobbyNoblin7 ай бұрын
@daytwaqua the floor is the bread and there's only 1 peice.
@leodamasceno17657 ай бұрын
Not only that. It's also a courageous commentary on the state of race relations in America, it really highli-
@GrobbyNoblin7 ай бұрын
@@leodamasceno1765 😆
@daytwaqua7 ай бұрын
@@GrobbyNoblin Ah, I see, the floor is the bread, very good. That explanation raises the mayo-covered poo not only to a sandwich, but also raises it to the level of art. Especially with the other commenter pointing the commentary on race relations lol.
@jonathanr27096 ай бұрын
In art history you learn that every era of art and work of art has a lot of context and story behind when and how it was created. The context of most modern art is that its money laundering, thats why it doesnt make any sense and is low effort
@Spice.Melange7 ай бұрын
If it was "better art" he wouldn't have needed to be convinced it was better than classical art.
@Pinkwolfman3 ай бұрын
Ethan: yeah salvador mundi is eh it’s not even a finished painting and jesus looks weird Also ethan: HOLY SHIT A SQUATE FAN IN A BOX
@WesleyLindsey7 ай бұрын
Guy goes to an art museum once and realizes art is valuable when he finds out he can shit on the right with it lmao. This guy is the definition of lost in the sauce.
@mr.j45087 ай бұрын
Ethan is so open minded he let his ability to think critically and rationally fall out
@Frost3yte7 ай бұрын
Moaner lisa? Never heard of that one.
@munounom89917 ай бұрын
The statue have already been around for 500 years, why wouldnt it be around for thousands of years? And how does this mean anything when we concider it art or not?
@murgoot33367 ай бұрын
How is it all the neo-Breadtubers try to look like Noah Samson, or Jessica Yaniv [in this guy's case]
@obscurus43397 ай бұрын
Now that you mention Jessica Yaniv, I can't unsee it. (On a real note though, I'm not fully convinced that these guys aren't all made in the same laboratory.)
@vincentadultman62266 ай бұрын
@@obscurus4339there's some breadtuber factory trying to remake Destiny but coming out with the Hasans, Vaushs and Noahs of the world
@obscurus43395 ай бұрын
@@vincentadultman6226 I absolutely love the visualization of the idea that there's a laboratory trying to clone Destiny and that these are just failed copies that they simply release into the wild. 😂
@worsenary14497 ай бұрын
I didn't appreciate the Picasso Guernica for ages and then suddenly I got it. But I went to the Tate Modern (ages ago) and there were little clay pipes that looked like poo......though they did have Spanish Civil war propaganda that was great, especially if you like vultures. This guy smug.
@tictacterminator7 ай бұрын
The thing I hate about civil war propaganda is how it causes people to project their political beliefs onto Goya And I think the same thing happens with Guernica because Picasso was left leaning and he did make antifascist art. But I don't think Guernica is that because its not a piece of art that is against something, its a depiction of what the Germans did to the Basque. Picasso did expressly make propaganda though with Sueño y mentira de Franco, but not Guernica, and I think the difference is worth considering.
@_Pyroon_7 ай бұрын
So the context, or the intangible aspect of the art is what creates to importance... Literally NFTs if we consider art as a tangible unique token
@pychotrain75936 ай бұрын
56:27 how is it Prager U being deceitful about the painting. Legit every professional body shop does paint with drips or imperfections. Also when painting a house for construction you don’t see brush strokes? Like that’s not on general what you see after someone paints your house.
@pychotrain75936 ай бұрын
Texture of walls and grain are not the same as brush strokes.
@pychotrain75936 ай бұрын
Prager u makes mistakes and there are some in the video but about the painting how is it?
@imastuffedgoat76156 ай бұрын
Ethan's video smacks of "I actually really like this famous artwork, but it's too mainstream and everyone likes it. If I say I like it, I my counterculture façade will crumble." I guarantee you he really likes Birth of Venus. The way he talks about it is a dead giveaway. As for the rock sculpture, it won't be there for centuries. Has the artist never heard of erosion?
@justinwebber99686 ай бұрын
Classical artists used to make a good living creating commissioned portraits. However, once cameras were invented, that line of work dried up, which I believe sparked the modern art period. This shift led artists to explore new styles and techniques.
@turkeyman6317 ай бұрын
I’ve been noticing lately that a lot of breadtubers just say things are this or that with literally no facts or anything other then their opinions being the source. They really see themselves as the smartest people on social media and anything they think is just validated just because.
@mapleandaleaf5 ай бұрын
For the 3 white pieces painted so “meticulously you can’t see the brush strokes” it’s hard yeah but if I can do it as a kid on my wall when needing to paint over the walls for a new house we bought in sure an old man can figure out how to use a roller
@TheTTTtv6 ай бұрын
If I sign my bedframe and said it's a representation of depression depression is that art?
@SarumanTheFab7 ай бұрын
He is so pretentious, he looked at a wiki page and thinks he knows everything that there is to know about art history. We are well past modern art at this point. Also he's pronouncing Vinci incorrectly, and that's certainly not the Italian mispronunciation that I expected.
@Raggychaser6 ай бұрын
I'm surprised Ethans brain even works at all
@TheKillingJoker19807 ай бұрын
I just stamped on my Raycons!!
@Toastie196 ай бұрын
Ethan is the poster child of the dunning Kruger effect
@goose57617 ай бұрын
Ethan produces these horrible essays and the worst fucking music ever imagined and earnestly critiqued several pieces of this guys art that are so much better than the sum of Ethan’s entire life output in any form lol
@PizzaSlinga7 ай бұрын
3:43 skibidi logic sweeping for toilet art
@gloomy87957 ай бұрын
ayo chud, watch exit through the gift shop, old documentary. It deals with alot of these questions
@Pilot-the-Radiowave5 ай бұрын
52:17 ironically I think this has actually happened before lmao
@brandonfoster12626 ай бұрын
1:51:50 LMAO Am I just hearing things; or did Ethan, the supposed art expert, pronounce Leonardo Da Vinci's lastname as "Da VIN-KEY" instead of "Da VIN-CHI"?
@ThenosM_6 ай бұрын
I hate that I have to defend Ethan, but I think he’s referencing a video where 2 twins are asked who painted the Mona Lisa, and respond “DA VINCKI?!”
@brandonfoster12626 ай бұрын
@@ThenosM_ He did it twice. He also mispronounced the word "facsimile". He's also clearly not the sharpest crayon in the box. I'm not so sure he was referencing anything.
@Ralphopotamus6 ай бұрын
I cant tell if the hot dog was supposed to represent Ethans hunger or something else.......
@justinwebber99687 ай бұрын
Wait, so Ethan had the same opinion as Hitler? Also, not all modern art is just splattering paint on a canvas. Artists like Edward Hopper and Salvador Dalí are cool. I can't remember the artist's name, but he did prints of World War II that were really gruesome and highlighted the bleak and tragic nature of war. There's some great modern art, then there's hanging a spade from a ceiling and calling it art.
@GoldGune7 ай бұрын
I looked up the dude who made the unfinished painting. He was only known for being one of the guys fucking up the subway in New York with graffiti in the 80’s😂 yeah no shit AIDS took him down that was a crazy time
@fowof7 ай бұрын
Ethan the type of guy to stand by a OF girl who’s, probably, blatantly cheating on him then spill mustard on his shirt when he’s at a separate table at their date and call the stain “modern art”
@guerreiroazul32307 ай бұрын
He does have a girlfriend and she does have an OF
@fowof6 ай бұрын
@@guerreiroazul3230 it’s the best he can do and he knows it
@Ethan-kt7yl7 ай бұрын
Why are Ethan's always the fn worst
@LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto7 ай бұрын
I know a good one IRL. But ALL the online Ethans suck
@yaaaaaaax7 ай бұрын
In praise of shadows : Hold my beer
@LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto7 ай бұрын
@@yaaaaaaax he's the only online Zane I know of.
@keithmichael1126 ай бұрын
They want to be H Bomberguy so bad
@DJ-wl5qo6 ай бұрын
They want to be someone who also is completely fucking cringe
@LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto7 ай бұрын
Ethan, Bob Ross is excellent at painting landscapes & seascapes, thats all he did and he did it well, his son Steve Ross is even better.
@borasraven75846 ай бұрын
I’ve got a very simple yardstick for whether I think a piece of art is good… would I want it on my wall at home, and tbh most modern art is a firm no.
@YoutubeStyleChannel7 ай бұрын
Everything can mean anything if you're brain dead enough.
@LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto7 ай бұрын
I'd love to speak to an actual EthanIsOnline fan. Find out what is in their brain.
@Fluiddruid4k6 ай бұрын
Two pieces of modern art that would go hard One would be called anticipation. Where its two naked man legs peculiarly standing over a glass jar Or “a hole of glory” where its two hands holding open a gaping hole
@dylives76677 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, content that aged like milk. My favorite.
@321cheeseman7 ай бұрын
This ain't an age thing. It was bad straight out of the cow.
@mvg57677 ай бұрын
surely he's rage baiting at this point?
@timleobmusic34016 ай бұрын
His over analyzing Charlies joking about is actually hurting my insides
@LoneWolf_Cub_Ogami_Itto7 ай бұрын
99% of what I've seen of what is called "Modern Art" i think is crap. Much art of the modern era is technically amazing and tells a story. But thats usually not called "Modern Art™️"
@hankscorpion50167 ай бұрын
I want to see Ethan defend interior semiotics
@LizStaples6 ай бұрын
Duct tape and banana- titled “The Comedian” Created in an edition of three, it appears as a fresh banana affixed to a wall with duct tape. As a work of conceptual art, it consists of a certificate of authenticity with detailed diagrams and instructions for its proper display. It’s meant to be a troll, that’s the whole point, and if you really consider it deeply, the fact the duct tape will damage the gallery wall, the entropy that will quickly destroy the banana, it is commenting on some more complex things thru this kinda of humor.
@DJ-wl5qo6 ай бұрын
Ok but does anyone outside of artist circles REALLY give a shit about this “deep commentary”? Plus, it’s a banana stuck to a wall 🤷♂️
@LizStaples6 ай бұрын
@@DJ-wl5qo you don’t have to give a shit about it, that’s fine. You’re welcome to think it is stupid, but it isn’t just a banana stuck to a wall, it’s the instructions about sticking the banana to a wall, the plaque, and the sale of the “art”. You can also choose to not care about Monet’s “Waterlillies” Art gives opportunity for one to explore meaning, but it can’t force you to.
@DJ-wl5qo6 ай бұрын
@@LizStaplesNo
@ironduck66137 ай бұрын
“This newer painting of Venus is much better” wtf you talking about you parchment skinned beach ball WATER DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE THAT lmao
@jenkhemhuffersanonymous39907 ай бұрын
Very excited for when AI permanently makes artists obsolete
@lurksmcgee7 ай бұрын
why is modern art bad? because art is subjective and if i don't like it then it's bad lol
@supergingerr7 ай бұрын
This was hard to watch as someone with a degree in fine arts. “All art is political” is such a dumb take. An entire section of art isn’t art to Ethan, scientific illustration. There’s no political motivation behind a botanist depicting parts of a plant for observation/research. It’s art in service of science and it’s extremely important.
@ttrop6 ай бұрын
perfect way to sum up modern art is like game or movie graphics or cgi they will alway be dated, there will always something better to replace them, while a great classical art is timeless and stay around. perfect example 2d lion king and the 3d remake, the 2d lion king will stand the time while in near future the 3d remake will look old and dated that is 2d lion king being classical while 3d ramake being modenr art
@14zrobot6 ай бұрын
Does this rock sculpture make walking under a bridge an art
@danielt87276 ай бұрын
You call it excrement. I call it free art supplies 💩🖌🎨
@Fredy_The_Yeti7 ай бұрын
Why is he so... Round?
@Alfenium7 ай бұрын
kirby in real loife
@TheRiviaWitcher7 ай бұрын
I thought this was going do be a fun segment but turned out to be just annoying to listen to. I prefer the moistcritical approach way more when it comes to this topic
@kdolo18877 ай бұрын
AI art is art. These talentless artists are just malding, like classically trained artists mald at contemporary artists that don't care about technical proficiency.
@TheFakeGooberGoblin7 ай бұрын
I piss blood
@IamaCosmonaut7 ай бұрын
This is art
@fowof7 ай бұрын
I drew a line on a blank peice of paper and convinced a bunch or reeeetarhds that it was painstakingly painted white to call it art then stood next to 2 dudes who were also pissing blood
@bloonman12366 ай бұрын
Raycons are shit and it makes sense that he wants you to hear that song on the Raycon so he can blame you hating the song on the shit quality of the Raycon.