DEPRESSED BREADTUBER Wants to DIE Over Losing PATREON Members!

[@funnyjoke9225]

Bro said "canceling people is fine" and "cutting someone off from their money is financial abuse" IN THE SAME VIDEO. I am floored.

[@asgrahim9164]

The SSRIs are really fucking with his head...

[@hope-cat4894]

If you were to ask him his opinion on people being deprived of access to their bank accounts based on their political beliefs, I wonder what his answer will be? 🤔

[@skwoogle]

You asked people to question the relationships they have with content creators so they did. They figured out they didn't need a relationship with you. You asked for this.

[@pemguim1120]

lol literally “wait I didn’t mean ME!!”

[@davidsolomongod-goddess8217]

That is hillarious. These are the same people that love cancelling everyone that doesn't agree with them and destroy their livelihoods - now he is complaining about his finances being held hostage? Why are these people like this?

[@e.c.winner7252]

Narcissism

[@fmo94jos8v3]

put the fries in the bag buddy

[@ronaldcatullus]

That’s wonderful, but how do I *make money* being a depressed person?

[@tpolutts3309]

Pharmaceutical trials for happy pills?

[@johnlee-jo9qw]

we need to all subscribe and unsubscribe the next month and see how far we can push him

[@Usagi393]

For me, I think American healthcare is a complicated issue. It’s not as bad as leaving someone to die on the street (even without money or health insurance, you could go to the ER and get basic care). On the other hand, my husband and I currently have a lot of medical debt due to various health problems. Now the good thing is, they don’t charge interest so we can pay how much we want whenever we want, but the medical debt never stops.

[@petesmith13]

It stops when you die which a cynical lefty would say is their only reason to keep you alive but it's not the case... Most people who go on about how great their public/tax funded healthcare systems are in comparison to the American system have never actually had to use the system for anything major

[@humble2246]

As you said its complicated. A lot of money goes into research and development in the US. People complain about the system outside the US then reap the rewards of the technology.

[@AdolfHitler-lk4vo]

the real problem is how expensive it is, medical prices in usa are inflated because they can do it

[@xenn4985]

"We recieved a service and have to oay for it" 😱 The only problem with the US healthcare system is the government pumping up prices.

[@Ryo7_7]

"Financial hostage?" 😂 that's a golden grift response lmao

[@Evan-i4e]

You don't know? If you want a bag your entitled to it. When bag chasing you actually don't have agency over consequences of your poor decisions and are entitled to support. If you as grown adult want to make content online people don't want your entitled to handouts instead of getting a real job and doing it for a hobby or quitting. If you don't get handouts and refuse to get a real job, its ok to fake everything for views its everyone's else's fault or your being held as a financial hostage

[@zama422]

I’d bet this guy is also the same kind of person who would call for people to contact someone’s sponsors because of their politics

[@Julia990]

Also, if you're struggling financially why not think about downsizing / move into cheaper living accommodation.

[@stickdrip_7581]

If you stop giving me money you're abusing me! 😂😂😂 Gimme 20 dollars or you're holding me financially hostage! This has to be a top 20 moment of the year omg

[@weelebaseknowles4410]

He should just get a job

[@DrinkThatTea24]

A bunch of these also-ran BreadTubers deluded themselves into thinking they could make it a full-time job because of A)coming in at the tail end of BreadTube essayists being a popular thing, and B)maybe getting a lockdown boost. Now they're having existential crises over facing they don't have the personality or video-making skills of a ContraPoints or H. Bomberguy they'd need to grab people's attention. They all do a churn of similar opinions on the same issues and they're too smug and insular to attract much growth outside that dwindlng BreadTube/leftist audience they all compete over.

[@hallo-mt5tx]

he seems to view his patreon income like its a regular paycheck for going to work, hes entitled to it thats why he views people unsubbing as them stealing or withholding his paycheck

[@Rimmy45]

Gocktuber on Breadtuber violence

[@reformedbugman703]

bro made more money on the react content than salari did.

[@TechnicallyChris]

Ironically Chuds most financially positive stream is him watching a dude breakdown about how he's making poverty wages. 😂

[@gobgonson8053]

I was waiting for this guy to announce he was unionizing against his own patrons

[@CruelestChris]

Wow, education is correlated with travelling? I wonder if both things are correlated with having a lot of money to afford the education and the travelling.

[@Esoliken]

Holy fuck I had to 2x this because dude talked slower than Keffals. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

[@michelians1148]

Badly needed a timestamp to the good parts because it's a hard slog.

[@oniondesu9633]

I detest these heavily therapised guys who bemoan how angry other people (usually chuds) are. They think that by speaking with a calm monotonic voice it means they aren't angry, but it's still there and barely hidden. Was especially noticable in this video when he said "white men" and the mask slipped a bit.

[@Desmond-Dark]

You're 100% right. I expect some future drama involving Noah Samsen since he is the patron saint of those types of guys.

[@ChaddeusThaddeus]

Love the "americans havent traveled" talking point, cover my plane ticket and room and board then moneybags

[@Kobrakai21]

Oh man, the start is a bit of a lull, but what a crescendo. It just kept on giving. Great shit, Chud.

[@weasellylittleliardude]

We paid Chud more during this stream than Salari has probably made in the last 6 months. He should watch this. It would help him figure out how to make a legit salary.

[@lasskinn474]

i'd salari if he started going on and on about gocks, pedos, rapes, saying that he is actually a racist and that's good and went over some bradtent and oneguyed some random comment/chatter.

[@weasellylittleliardude]

@lasskinn474 damn right my fren

[@Westlander857]

Salari likes going on these “America bad” rants even though he voluntarily moved here to be with his partner he met online. He’s not wrong about our healthcare or education systems, I just find it ironic that he’s here voluntarily while the rest of us are stuck here and have no choice but to deal with these issues.

[@GeoNeilUK]

The most hilarious thing about Salari's video is that I stopped watching him when he joined the anti-debate bro industrial complex, where Leftist video essayists decided that the biggest problem in the world (or the easiest way to grift their audience) was to make videos on how debate bros were the biggest problem in the world. It didn't pan out well for most of them, all it achieved was the video essayists discovered that they had a significant audience overlap with the debate bros they were targetting (who'd have thought that Leftist viewers watch more than one kind of Leftist content?) and people like Vaush and Keffals had their careers secured for another year.

[@Desmond-Dark]

The anti debate bro stuff is so cringe.

[@neurodeee]

If he can't live on breadtube, why won't he go to caketube?

[@ARandomLetterA]

I think he believes the cake is a lie if he goes there.

[@TheShakeship]

People want to confirm their biases. 1. Hate on sth everyone hates = views. 2. Glaze sth everyone loves = views.

[@borasraven7584]

Watch the same people lose their shit over pronouns when someone makes a mod to remove them… or when a dev refuses to put them in a game… imagine getting so angry over pronouns… haha

[@d.optional3381]

Ikr, imagine getting so mad over pronouns xD

[@bookle5829]

1:36:11 Why did he say it like that??? Holding *someone*'s income hostage??? What do you mean? That's their money, not yours. We're not talking about a bank that failed to deposit your money. We're talking about someone refuse to donate their hard earn money to you. lol

[@carlstevenson709]

Drama does not make me angry or give intense sexual sensation. Its just high in the entertainment factor

[@samueltesta1558]

How can he have that entire ending monologue when he had a whole segment in this video about how Cancel culture is actually deserved. You know the thing that’s purely emotional and involves bitter people targeting celebrities brands and income out of spite and jealousy.

[@bookle5829]

That's nice. But how do we make MONEY out of depressed people?

[@LiamPorterFilms]

Never more apt than here

[@pianomanhere]

😂🤣😂😂

[@SpardasTechReviews]

I like how these breadtubers sit here and complain about drama channels talking about the same things when they don't realize the difference between them suckling at the tit of the bigger creators in their space and just saying the exact same shit and the "drama farmers" talking about the same subject, but having even a slightly different opinion from another discussing that same thing. You can't get mad when you drone on about the same shit the others do, in the same way and people start consolidating, or just leaving that sphere of content altogether when they realize they may as well just listen to an AI script about the same subjects going through the lenses they wanna hear them through.

[@DoctorDownvote]

a large part of the human condition is correcting your actions by learning from mistakes. this includes the mistakes of others. breadtubers aversion to critical content is a large reason they're a mostly immature and emotionally codependent people.

[@escape209]

1:10:43 "when someone says something about you, and people believe it and it causes damage to your reputation, usually that's because it's TRUE". Oh boy.

[@zama422]

9:15 Someone needs to explain to Chud that the term “perverse” is not inherently sexual.

[@NotALeech]

Challenge: Explain something isn't sexual to a gocktuber Difficulty: Impossible

[@Macheako]

Yea but pervert kinda is tho 🤔

[@johnsmith5215]

​@NotALeech what's a gocktuber?

[@hope-cat4894]

What did he say to his audience that triggered this downfall? He claims he suggested they stop watching certain creators but never said who they were or why. There's definitely more to the story he isn't saying.

[@lasskinn474]

the fun thing is that it was the video about canceling, hatemongering and people being parasocial with their creators who make hate content like that instead of finding out for themselves they follow just what their favorite creator says and join the hate train etc. he told to people more or less to be less parasocial and they followed the advice.

[@corvo9100]

Breadtubers always get cancelled by their own audiences 🤷‍♀️

[@Section8dc]

This dude should have named the channel "Nyquil" because MY GOD it was brutal everytime he began to speak

[@LiamPorterFilms]

He's the typical guy with problems giving you advice guy

[@humanthetooth]

Salari has long been the sad hound dog of breadtube. He'll reel you in with an interesting take and then chase you away with all the woah is me wa wa shit. dude talks about his own mental health TOO much, its off putting.

[@zama422]

This dork is one of many that can’t seem to understand “Don’t be afraid to talk about your mental health” = don’t be afraid to talk to your friends and loved ones about your mental health, not internet strangers.

[@ataridc]

Ego tubers who can't do any analysis without eventually making it about themselves.

[@ZitroXelaC]

even at 1.5x he just talks at a normal pace.

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

Thank you, Chud. I am one of the trillions that struggle to fall asleep. I can barely keep my eyes open listening to this "guy" meander.

[@moreisallyouneed4175]

Negative content exists because we are hard wired to learn from our mistakes and we process information in a consequential manner. We literally have idioms and inspirational quotes about overcoming mistakes - Fall of the horse, get back on. Success is the journey not the destination etc. So when something is being analysed we tend to explain what we know and works and critique what could be better. This only makes sense in how we discuss things. Saved you a whole Salari video and I didn't bring up politics.

[@ladyvanda]

Cool story. If you keep giving it your all, you might end up convincing a few kids and retards who think evolution works teleologically, born off anally grown unfalsifiable retrospective narratives. If they believe in evolution at all. You can do it, I believe in you. 👉🤪 🪜

[@Macheako]

It’s fun to laugh at losers 😂

[@moreisallyouneed4175]

@@Macheako just dont financially abuse them, that's a hate crime now

[@Rollerrot]

Everytime Chud paused in the beginning, its like an oasis in this very dry desert.

[@finngeometry7570]

I think this is a prime specimen of the lolcow gene.

[@justincider8892]

Is it a coincidence that his monitors have the transmission colors?

[@untidyfan]

I'm sure many survivors of life-threatening circumstances would happily trade for this guy's Patreon trauma AND DarkViper's "14 pages!" trauma. They sorely need some perspective.

[@Rollerrot]

37:40 Ana from TYT recently posted why she left the left, Chud originally covered the "birthing person" drama. And yeah, Ana was attacked as a white woman, by a black woman saying Ana was being coddled by her friends. The follow up vid the gay white guy was apologizing wile the black woman who snapped denied what happened and also justify it, and then say Ana was singling her out for being black 😅😂.

[@ataridc]

Changing your moral principles because of mean comments is as dumb as you can possibly get

[@tpolutts3309]

She mentioned that but I think it was getting attacked by the homeless guy and he fall out from that which really messed with her head.

[@DJ-wl5qo]

@@ataridcIt’s not “changing your moral principles”, it’s realizing that the people you once aligned with are crazy and getting the fuck out

[@hope-cat4894]

​@ataridc She's still left leaning, just not as extreme anymore. It's not uncommon for bad experiences to influence people's political views.

[@ibot2157]

​@@ataridc Siding with people who think you're the literal devil is about as dumb as you can be

[@Donck2010]

These types huffing their own supply making it big while being hobbyists and now their genre is dead and they cant accept having to put in more effort.

[@henbogpie7406]

Not as bad as IPOS but definitely on the same train.

[@RHBR01]

The traveling thing gets under my skin. I have a passport- when does Salari expect me to use it, though? And with what money? The vast majority of Americans can't afford to take too much time off of work for necessities, never mind luxuries like travel.

[@hydraflare4722]

The video is written like he needed to hit a word count

[@oRnch199]

45:00 what the f...had to insert "America Bad" rant into a media video? Lol

[@jogiff]

Did you mean 38:38?

[@lucag.lisickza425]

this guy salari is boring and his tone of voice is boring too

[@codexmachina1358]

HOT TAKES HERE! GET UR HOT TAKES HERE!!

[@azovandy14.88]

Depending who you’re talking to at anyone time in the US they’re going to tell you the country is going to sh!t for vastly different reasons.

[@basedjenny7362]

Chud thinks perverse is the same as perverted

[@ataridc]

He gotta give the reach around handy to his 80 iq chud audience lol

[@grantwilliams2650]

Holy shit… I thought it was too lmao… the more you know 🌈

[@SpectreXS]

I can't stand this youtube archetype of hbomberguy-clone, the types with in praise of shadows smugness, high on dunning-kruger effect. How do people actually watch these guys and think they're getting intellectual value out of it? Is this why Britain is falling?

[@deneios1905]

Bread tubers getting to experience famine. Just like the CCCP

[@pianomanhere]

"Perverse" is not an inherently sexual term. It can apply to sex, but it refers to something operating abnormally or directly contrarily to its intended purpose or functionality.

[@kingrainbow5432]

The next Ethel Thurston

[@leviticusprime4904]

Why do they always look like this? I swear these fools are all clones, now I just gotta fi d out which one is the original.

[@Ihatemyusernamemore]

Probably Foucalt, he doesn't look like them but he'd be the OG pseudo intellectual in the breadtube idpol-lord genre

[@nighthowell]

Chud, please consider having your editor make timestamps of the most entertaining/funny bits in an upload of this length. Would be really nice 🙂

[@ataridc]

Yea this one is excessive with the pauses. Dude was barely completing a sentence. Chud was sounding mentally exhausted 10 min in.

[@mongodellango4732]

I don’t trust the opinions of unprofessionals. That’s why I don’t even trust my own opinion. If I see a film I think is bad I’ll then read a professional critic review and I’ll feel like such a dumbass. They just know better.

[@drewy2222]

I never got angry watching your drama videos. I generally laugh

[@DoctorDownvote]

could i get an H. Bomberguy combo, without the personality and production value?

[@corvo9100]

But with the same amount of smugness and entitlement please! Waiter, waiter!

[@DNinja]

I hope more people unsubscribed from his patreon after this

[@jeffk3801]

Terminal cancer Will Wheaton saw In Praise of Shadows and James Somerton's videos and said " I bet I could do way worse"

[@SOURJDADDY]

HE HAS COMMENTS PAUSED ON HIS VIDEO ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@Rollerrot]

57:20 Why do we seek an outlet to relieve our stress, if we are pursuing happiness? I wonder why 😂

[@z115zt7]

the Mine Kraft trailer going down like a V-2 rocket

[@SuperRainbol]

The guy's video is old but an actual good example of what he was talking about in the beginning happened with the Silent Hill 2 remake. People were already saying it would suck when they learned who would develop it and basically every time anything about it was released they had the same bullshit arguments about how it was bad. You can see this happening in a pyrocinical reaction to a trailer were he already started to hate on the game and say "it does not look like silent hill at all" during the first seconds of the trailer when they were just showing a montage of 1:1 recreations of parts of the original game. But silent hill 2 remake was released and despite all the fanbase wanting for it to be bad the game is pretty solid and almost anyone who played so far only had excellent things to talk about it

[@ataridc]

And many of them are still pretending its bad because the cognitive dissonance refuses to let them just admit they're wrong.

[@ShivaTD420]

I was just like this guy then i puffed like a magic dragon and lived by the sea.

[@Brush4000]

The walking dead Breadtuber is whining about an old topic when it comes to criticism. I think it's easier to point out what's wrong in a movie, or comic, or game, or whatever. Everyone can bring up the horrible acting and dialogue in The Room, can anyone find anything enjoyable about it? other than laughing at how bad it is? If you loved Mrs. Doubtfire it's easy to overlook how the ex-wife wouldn't eventually notice the new nanny looks alot like her ex, and maybe remember he had a brother who did makeup, and the ex was a voice actor. People will over look the minor issues with a movie when they love it. It's harder to do when it's a movie people don't like. I think what idiots don't get is people being critical of movies aren't angry, it's not like discussing people arrested for CP or mass murder, it's people talking about a movie. Yeah, when it's a franchise people once loves like Star Wars there is more passion into it. But these people aren't ripping into rom coms because those aren't the types of movies these people are passionate about.

[@CoperliteConsumer]

Good, good. *Taps fingers together*

[@bulloran1965]

Chud is right. I like making fun of him for being a labour shill but I wouldn't stop watching him just because of that. But a progressive would if he was a conservative shill. It's that simple.

[@snowcone3573]

I pirated the borderlands movie and the worst part about it is that it's not bad it's very forgettable and boring

[@DJ-wl5qo]

15:36 dude should’ve brought up something like Babylon except im the only guy who saw that movie in theaters Except I’m sure this breadtuber would consider that movie to be “racist” and “sexist”

[@NightPhoenixPress]

“I got substance coming out of me.” 😂😂😂

[@jeffk3801]

By his logic his dependency on KZbin and Patreon is causing financial abuse on his wife

[@reformedbugman703]

I clicked the video because of the clickbait title

[@corvo9100]

Will he transition? Taking bets now!

[@2406west]

Just wanna point out my favorite thing I saw in the chat: His personality has been crushed under the weight of late stage capitalism 😂

[@Desmond-Dark]

Dear lord Salari is the most boring person on the planet lol

[@baconsarny-geddon8298]

So he makes a negative video, saying that negative videos about "X is bad", are bad?

[@reiraku4544]

Anthony Gramuglia?

[@yeez13]

The superchat about Salari’s low energy voice stemming from SSRIs & Anti-Psychotics is PURE GOLD 😂 If you ask me, it’s a result from passive-aggressiveness being a regular thing in his life and not being one to “rock the boat”…but totally would ruin peoples’s lives online if it made him look good. Passive in real life/video essays…and Aggressive on that Keyboard, like some sort of Warrior 🤔🤔🤔

[@Halfrican-Jones]

WTF am I watching 😂😅

[@anthonycondron3925]

Eminence in shadow core

[@opinionpaladin6007]

I tri3d watching that Masculinity in games video. But this dudes voice made me tune out.

[@gruzi.]

Looks like “salari” isn’t getting is salary 😂 haha! Poor!

[@skreem6343]

if this guys worst problem is patreoons leaving he has a pretty damn good life

[@weelebaseknowles4410]

Outrage culture video could be good if someone known how to actually researcher

[@carlroy]

I think I'll subscribe to his patron and I will desuscribed just to maliciously scare him psychologically.

[@kingrainbow5432]

Man's got the trans colors as desktop backgrounds and he wonders why he failed

[@TheFatalcrest]

I click on titles that interest me. And guess what. Something going wrong, or losing money is interesting. If i said "Heres the story to how i got a lottery ticket that got a million dollars" some people would look But if said "heres the tale of how lost a million dollars over night!" Many more people would raise their attention. Some people to see how i was that stupid and to laugh, both others will likely want to understand "Ah so you error was not investing in the market, you didn't properly manahe yoir money, oh you had an accountant that also had a gambling problem so he started skimming your books-" Its just generally more likely to give you a first time double glance.

[@MrJesseDuddy]

You sell a product friend. If the customer doesn't want it, that's a you problem.

[@AverageJoe2_3]

Well mauler spoils the movies and stuff so if hes saying its good people dont want to be spoiled on it

[@ataridc]

mauler sucks. period. he is a terrible critic and a product of the adhd age where people want to just turn on slop in the background while they do other things.

[@gypsylee333]

Exactly, I never watch the reviews if I'm planning on watching it.

[@ibot2157]

​@@ataridc True or not, just don't watch him, just like cinemasins, why complain so much in defense of move studios pumping out their own slop.

[@gypsylee333]

Dude looks and acts like Zachary Quinto in American Horror Story Asylum the bloodyface character lol. Actually funny timing, I used to be a lefty and just noticed that I had subscribed to this guy after he posted this video although I've only seen a couple videos years ago. Unsubscribed a few days ago, never watched this video but I'm glad I did. Actually bloodyface is cooler than this guy.

[@Blammo94]

Bro you just financially abused him by unsubbing. Tf is wrong with you?

[@gypsylee333]

@@Blammo94 I'm a sadist that way 😉

[@NathanaNobody]

This guys a malacious crum

[@themanwiththegoldengooch9811]

7:18 average redditlettermedia fan

[@folklorefanatic7193]

No one is massively overhyping how bad health care in the U.S. is for people who either: make between 15k and 150k, don't have insurance, or have a pre-existing condition or a medical emergency. It can be great if you're rich or have Medicaid. People are not dropping dead outside of hospitals on the regular (except maybe for level 1 trauma centers and big cities). It is totally normal to have an emergency and leave the hospital with a 12k bill if you have shitty insurance or no insurance. A relative of mine has a 1900/mo premium because of pre-existing conditions.

[@GBGB000]

Crumbtube 😂

[@Joesmho23]

17:10 technically concord wasn’t bad. The gameplay could be good. Problem is that it was like 40 dollars, horrible design, the gameplay just being OKAY, and a lot of people are sick of live service

[@dix0n778]

Starving artist