Etiquette Blunders.. Ft. Help I Sexted My Boss || Two Hot Takes Podcast || Reddit Reactions

[@melaniewilson6281]

"Where do you wash your butt plugs William? "How rude." Had me dying laughing!

[@hallieweegar4208]

I was looking for this comment😂😂 omg has me dying

[@lizzy7402]

1:01:39 “Obviously I need to get engaged first” and she HAS gotten engaged since recording this episode so excited to see the neon carnival barn wedding

[@ohhmangos]

yes!! so happy for her and justin!

[@BugGutzzz]

WHAT

[@meganchambers8108]

GAAH I didn't know this! Congratulations

[@terrabyte5847]

I didn’t see that! Ahhh I’m so excited for them!! Congratulations Morgan and Justin!!

[@elaines.2608]

Omg!!! Yaaaaay 😍😍😍

[@pinheadlarry2921]

morgan: “I’ll have to get engaged first” Her instagram followers: 😅

[@TanjaNinic]

Rigttttt😂

[@breeeeeeeee7386]

me running to her ig to find the news

[@aprilf00ls]

STOP THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT JUST NOW LMAO

[@erm492]

WHY IS THIS HOW I FIND OUT

[@hannawho9719]

Wow wait

[@skylerfinley7491]

“When eventually I’m proven right, which is always” This SENT me because I’m exactly the same way

[@princessbunny80085]

Same 😅 if I’m not sure of something I’m fully willing to admit but I swear whenever I make a sure statement I never turn out to be wrong 😅 like I’m always proven right 😭

[@ericabeauchamp3157]

Omg I can’t believe I’ve never heard of these guys, they’re so funny together! Please add them to the list of second-time guests, this was a great episode

[@Amandapuhlease]

The accents are amazing lol

[@Meldog1851]

I’m definitely adding them to my podcast repertoire!

[@cathybanks1]

Beware of the Shoebox ;-)

[@inkeriananas]

Absolutely! They're both gems! I listen to their podcast but not often enough!

[@AshlieJermaine]

I liked them so much, I went and subscribed to their channel without ever hearing of them or watched/listened to them before!!

[@meetiraonline]

Story 4: I think the fact that when the groom was told to choose MIL's dress he just...didn't is so so telling - what, your wife has to do ALL the planning?

[@ZindyMagallon]

You can tell his mom did everything for him

[@dorothymarias5771]

I completely agree however when is it tradition for the bride or groom to choose the mothers dress?!?! I’m sorry if I was the bride I would be so fucking annoyed she’s so difficult 😭🤦🏽‍♀️

[@LiftaLot335]

@@dorothymarias5771yeah that’s a weird tradition. Like just pick what you want??

[@dorothymarias5771]

@@LiftaLot335 right just like everyone else attending 😂

[@mischa8700]

@@dorothymarias5771no fr i think my brain would explode and just turn off, i genuinely wouldn't deal with this because what kind of grown adult acts like that.

[@bethanypryor9474]

MILs are so unhinged sometimes especially when theyre obsessed with their son. I had to ask her permission to marry her son AFTER he proposed to me. I thought she was just playing around but i was very mistaken. The proposal wasnt a surprise to her, she literally helped him pick out a ring.

[@Bettyangelus1210]

Im sorry, WHAT? Your MIL sounds insane

[@bethanypryor9474]

@@Bettyangelus1210 yeah we moved two states away and keep low contact for a good reason. One of the times she had it out for me she told me to stop showing "her son" the texts she was sending me (fuck that) and made it a point to "my son" this "my son" that. He is a grown ass adult ma'am. He did put his foot down and told her that if she didn't want to get left behind to straighten up and cut the shit out and thankfully she did

[@Stv_dva]

@@bethanypryor9474glad to hear he had ur back. Sending positive vibes bc that must’ve been exhausting

[@bethanypryor9474]

@TheComeBack199 umm what 🤣

[@Kat-mh5nr]

I’m happy it turned out for you, but why did you actually do it though? I would’ve put my foot down and I’ve not done that.

[@IAmContemporary]

In regards to the ‘ex in the family photo’ story: I fail to see how editing the photos now will change the fact that he didn’t disclose his previous relationship to his current fiancée. She’s seen them, they’ve had the difficult conversation that ensued, she knows the photos will be there going forward. The problem is between her and her husband to be about his omission, it’s not on OP to mitigate the fiancée’s feelings of discomfort.

[@mskariuki1234]

If you are a guy that’s dated a lot of girls like the OP implies, it would be pretty easy to forget a person or not mention them if they were only together for a couple weeks. I’m guessing he didn’t know the ex was the fiancé’s nemesis either. Otherwise he probably would have shared they had dated. Personally if I was with someone that has dated a whole town, I wouldn’t want to know about every girl, just the ones that made an impact or long term relationships. It is still weird he brought a girl he had only dated for a week to a family wedding and had her in the pictures.

[@macersracers7459]

@@mskariuki1234I’m pretty sure he knew…it was probably part of the excitement…but he also sounds like the type that then gets caught up in a relationship…starts with fun then has a weird serial monogamist thing that dies quickly…

[@beingbeckeroni]

It’s not on OP to mitigate their sibling’s relationship! Understandably the fiancée is pissed! He made his bed and now he has to lie in it. I don’t blame the fiancée for reacting the way they did; he tried to downplay the fact that he didn’t tell her about ALL exes… the only a-hole is the OP’s brother, and a bit the parents for not holding him and themselves accountable for the ex being in the pictures.

[@salinastraightedge]

I love this cross-over! Two of my favorite pods! This was the funniest episode ever! I was cackling at work! 🤣

[@kyliereneau7088]

their reactions to being asked if they want to see the dress in story 4 were SO cute😭

[@tehharu]

My MIL wore a white dress with purple flowers, and my mother wore a black beachy maxi dress to my wedding. The big difference is this was all with my permission, no one surprised me or looked like they were making a statement.

[@danastein8603]

Oh Morgan… in the IBS world, we have IBS-D (diarrhea), IBS-C (constipation), and IBS-M or A (mixed or alternating). So yes, the BF in story 6 probably has IBS, but is still the asshole for judging/being mad at the OP, and for not being compassionate about her issues, but expecting his own to be accommodated. It is absolutely ROUGH to have only one bathroom when even one person in the relationship has bathroom-related health stuff (let alone both people).

[@sheynobles9214]

this! as someone that deals with all sorts of IBS symptoms, and had grown up with a stomach disease, I have easily spent hours on the toilet in immense pain to where ive cried. it comes through spouts of coming straight out, to not coming out properly but its there, and moving at all or standing up aggravates it severely. So i don't defend the boyfriend, but regarding your comments about IBS, IBS isn't the same for everyone, and that did irk me enough to skip the rest of that story 😬 But otherwise, I thoroughly enjoyed this weeks guest.

[@annabarber7207]

i literally can’t function when it gets bad. i’m usually stuck for at least 30 minutes which sucks. that should give him a bit of understanding about someone else having bathroom related issues. he was probably going to the bathroom but also is an asshole.

[@sheynobles9214]

@@annabarber7207 Yeah 100%, I'm very lucky to have 2 bathrooms where I live but I'm also the only one with IBS in my household, but even then, my family who don't have that issue understand the situation that I can't just get up and hop off when I'm on there. I'm not just relaxing on the toilet on tiktok, I don't wanna be in there any longer than I have to, my bowels have movements I'm not in charge of in those episodes🥲

[@YaMutha0.0]

so happy someone said something lol...

[@Aquaphor351]

Yeah. I came here to say this but glad you said it for me! I have IBS-C for the most part and have def had times where I was locked in the bathroom for an hour lol

[@explore_with_em_x]

This is absolutely ICONIC. I’m a Lincolnshire lass (Britain) and religiously listen to Jordan a William. They’re a duo like no other and they work amazingly together! So this is one hell of a cross over. And I’m living for it! I haven’t listened to it yet but I’m PRAYING!!!!!!! They tell/told you the Dildo story. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can’t wait to listen. Edit after listing: HOWLING at the moments between the guys of our typical British humour that is completely lost on Morgan. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LR-jl3sv]

Cambridgeshire girl here, hi neighbour!!

[@aloe9179]

Omg Lincolnshire lass ere! 😂

[@explore_with_em_x]

@@aloe9179Hi fellow Yellow Belly. 👋🏼

[@Y4NN11]

Ahh, Lincolnshire lass ere too!! 😁😁

[@OhAndHailey]

All this talk about weddings makes me SOOOO excited to hear about Morgan and Justin’s wedding planning 🥰

[@brittneyjones8212]

Ok I absolutely need to check out their podcast now because the banter was top tier! Absolutely loved by this collab !

[@hoppystar439]

Eeeyy a fellow northener! I'm originally from Yorkshire but live in MN. The difference between the two accents is glorious! Hope you enjoyed your London trip, Morgan! This was hilarious.

[@i.shuuya3231]

1:27:00 Morgan saying she's a "very big gagger" in such a serious tone almost killed me. The guy laughing only made it worse lmao

[@kylahgabbert127]

In the toilet story, her choices totally made sense to me. Especially since she changed the litter. Boyfriend can chill.

[@macersracers7459]

She should’ve thrown the whole litter box away (and towel) and bought a new one the next day, but besides that yeah. And he’s the asshole for sure…I don’t know if maybe I’ve never fully experienced constipation, but I feel like that would be even more so a situation where he could just let him use the toilet quickly

[@SAA-hr9gr]

​@@macersracers7459also tbh I think sitting that long on the toilet makes it anyway worse after a certain point. Sometimes you just gotta get up and make your stomach start churning.

[@BallinBunBun]

​@@SAA-hr9gr100%, as someone with IBS-C you are definitely not supposed to be sitting on the toilet for that long, it is counter-productive.

[@kaylasmallwood6290]

As someone with ibs-m clinch an open the door

[@TippiTappi]

"do you think Harry Potter is a documentary?" 🤣🤣

[@HarrietJaneNorfolk]

Best guests EVER!! Never in a million years would I have foreseen this team up. I loved it! ❤ William and Jordan are iconic.

[@FelicityTor]

“How do you wash yours?” “How rude” Full sent me into a giggle fit in the middle of the coffee shop I work in so thank you for the judgmental stares lmao.

[@jamie-leemcleary2508]

Story 3: regardless of how long you and a partner have been together I think weddings should always have a no parter photo just in case

[@Feliciatanktop]

Who tf washes their sex toys in a SHARED dishwasher?? 😭

[@rialto8587]

Morgan, you are getting ALL of my favs on your podcast, this is my avengers

[@lydiadougill3342]

MY TWO FAVOURITE PODCASTS COMING TOGETHER. I SCREAMED!!! so in love with this and I didn’t expect it

[@_rileyvictoria_]

I had never watched them and this is such a good intro to them!

[@Clear_Night4]

love love loved the guests this week! fun having guest hosts bc they all have different backgrounds to bring perspective to these stories

[@howls34moons]

These guys were absolutely delightful guests, im so glad you had them on

[@just.groovy]

As soon as I sat down to get ready and started looking for something to watch, I got this notification 🎉

[@hawthornestudios7724]

Same!! I've just opened up KZbin to this ❤

[@ravenmartinez2173]

Exactly what I just did on my break so happy 🎉😊

[@Mielissaleal]

When you get married you don’t “lose” a son/daughter, you gain a new son/daughter that you integrate into your family. The wife is not responsible for picking out the MIL outfit, she’s a grown woman. Everyone knows you don’t wear white to a freaking wedding! That MIL is delusional and the husband is a mommas boy 🥴

[@UrsulaZA]

My mum in law was amazing at our wedding - she explained her outfit to me to make sure it would work with the whole theme. She was also so happy (I’m her second daughter in law she has gained with 4 sons) she got another daughter - she literally did my nails and helped my skin problems. You are supposed to gain another family, you are supposed to be a part of the family. If you’re not, please reconsider as this can lead to marriage decay.

[@thelifeofmaryd.2494]

Maybe not the dress, but choosing the color makes sense. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@abbehjeh]

on story 6-OMG!! my partner and i share one bathroom, and we both like our bathroom time. if i REALLY really need to pee, and he’s… working on something in the bathroom, sometimes he’ll wipe and get up, let me pee, and then go back to his business. a pee is gonna take me 30 seconds, if he’s gonna be in there for an hour, he can take a quick break so i don’t have to pee in our cat’s litter box !!!

[@sydneyisjaded]

I’m so glad this came out right now! I am about to leave my house and go on a two hour drive to take my second exam to become an Enrolled Agent, so this gives me something to listen to on the drive! If anyone sees this, send me good vibes in hopes that I pass please :,) I’m very nervous

[@Loverofjesus19]

praying for you! hope all goes well

[@carolinad9393]

You will rock this exam 🎉

[@mereigold]

You got this!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@caroc1630]

You got this honey!!!

[@TwoHotTakes]

Good luck!!! You got this

[@riksstaden4927]

Please do more episodes with these guys!

[@ivylovesrunning]

Morgan, PLEASE check your luggage for BED BUGS. France is having issues with them. Hoover your home and put your luggage on hard floors, preferably in the laundry room and wash your clothes. Check my mattresses.

[@cacklinggooseandco]

I tagged her in a post about this on IG, absolutely Terrifying thought 😭🤢

[@ezi1691]

That’s the first thing I thought of

[@michelitasc]

I was about to click out when she gave the poop warning but my hands weren’t free and BOY am I glad that I didn’t 😂 I laughed so hard!

[@catbeara]

"to set us off on a foot... that's gonna be good-" had us in the first half ngl

[@TwoHotTakes]

hahaha my nervously botching sayings is always going to be a thing 😂

[@catbeara]

@@TwoHotTakes just part of your charm!

[@jwtrrachel]

Actually with IBS you can also have constipation. But in personal experience the max I have spent is 30-40 min, and most of that is due to having to take suppositories/laxatives.

[@Millie1990]

THANK YOU! Came here to say this. Some people with IBS have constipation, some have diarrhea, and some have a mix of both. It really just depends.

[@bigri8032]

1:13:33 i didn't get this part, i feel like when you are busting to pee being able to hold it for 20min is a decent amount of time? am i being silly

[@Millie1990]

@@bigri8032 no, I agree with you on that. I don’t think the girl was in the wrong at all. She held it for WAY longer than I would’ve been able to, and the guy in the story was in the bathroom for way too long, in my opinion. I think we were mostly just talking about Morgan’s comment that you only have diarrhea with IBS, when that’s not the case.

[@bigri8032]

@Millie1996 I would have went in the shower myself but I don't have a cat. They need to toilets in the long run

[@Millie1990]

@@bigri8032 same 😂 but yeah, I completely agree.

[@ashleighwoytuik667]

These two guests..they were super relaxing to listen to.

[@sarahbrown3594]

“There is a time and a place to wash your butt plugs and it’s probably not in the dishwasher” 😂😂😂 I am fucking dying right now!!!! 🤣 true shit 😂

[@eitaklleyd7932]

I think these may be my favorite guests you’ve had on so far, would love to see them back

[@champagnemami4044]

I love when a favorite podcast introduces me to my next favorite podcast

[@jennyseidle4331]

My wedding was only like 33 people. I did none of the traditional reception stuff and we all just ate and hung out. It was so lovely.

[@tasha1357]

That sounds so chill and low stress. I don’t think I could do a traditional wedding for myself.

[@xKomadori]

IBS isn't a one size fits all thing, it's literally a diagnosis for people that doctors give because they can't quite figure out what's wrong with you. it's literally called irritable bowel syndrome, both constipation, diarrhea, and everything in between that.

[@ThatRainbowMama]

I finally understand pretty much all of the references from the guests in this episode! Definitely do more episodes with English people please and thank you!

[@njc1304]

Story 4. It's so crazy because Mexican weddings are so different, it's like people want the venue to be stuffed to the rim and most of the time if someone gets invited, they bring more people with them and the bride and groom are elated that so many attended.

[@ryannbrazil]

For story 1, the gf is absolutely correct that it was racist of him to do this. Most etiquette courses are based off of societal standards that were made to always exclude nonwhite people. Not to mention how rude it is to put someone in an etiquette course without even asking her???

[@samanthalowry6021]

Yea, I wish they touched on the race portion of this more. He clearly has some ingrained racism, which wouldn’t surprise me if his parents are the ones who ingrained the idea of the “less cultured POC”. I wouldn’t feel comfortable going back to meet this guys parents if not only they, but he too, think I’m lesser than. I don’t think he did it with malice, but he needs to realize in the aftermath why it was so wrong and work harder to educate himself. Upper-class straight white men often don’t realize the struggles that oppressed people face, and then will never fully understand it, but it IS their responsibility to educate themselves and reevaluate their previous viewpoints. ESPECIALLY if he expects to continue to be her partner.

[@Dust3rTV]

agreed! It feels like he already thinks lower of her just based on how he described her....

[@asanaquarian1302]

@@samanthalowry6021given that all three of them are white I personally think it’s wise for them to not delve super deep.

[@vindifference]

It would mostly depend on the mindset of their racial difference. If it were two white people in the relationship the same thing could have happened, but for classist reasons (e.g. working class vs "not" working class in the U.K). If the girlfriend happened to be both of a different race and coming from a different class, then it could be either form of discrimination or both.

[@robynsmith7314]

No the girlfriend played the race card for no reason. You don’t even know the level of her table manners and you’re saying he’s racist

[@claireylouevans94]

Love Jordan and William so much on this!! I listen to Jordan on the radio all the time and it's so strange (but brilliant) to hear two of my worlds collide! :D

[@raein764]

There are 2 types of IBS. IBS-C (constipation) which can cause hemorrhoids and anal fissures/bleeding and IBS-D (diarrhea). A person can experience one or both. I'm super surprised Morgan was unaware of this with her medical background and having the condition herself. No negativity, we're always learning. Anyway, theres treatments available 🧡 I love the podcast, excited for spooky season. Much love! 🍂

[@tokioobsessee20]

THIS! I have IBSC and people try to tell me all the time I don’t because of the constipation

[@hawthornestudios7724]

I get both - more one than the other but when my stomach is bad I need to be near the toilet, but I still don't spend hours sat at the toilet. 😢

[@Aquaphor351]

There's also IBS-M (mixed) or IBS-U (undefined)!

[@sarahhudson7108]

I don’t know these men but now I need to. Love this episode, hope Morgan is enjoying her travels!❤

[@mai_sie_]

These are now my favorite guest co-hosts. I have thoroughly enjoyed this episode.

[@inkeriananas]

Seeing all these comments makes me so happy, I love them too! This collab couldn't have gone any better 🫶

[@rachelanderson5608]

I want these 2 to come back on ASAP! I love them❤

[@angelicazamudio7757]

Story 4: OMG that is definetly a wedding dress, I can't believe the MIL she dressed like that

[@cacklinggooseandco]

She’s a weirdy Did she not have a wedding or something that she needs to be SO in it?,? Why would the MIL be a bridesmaid Why would she walk her down the isle??? Also makes no sense And why does she have to pick out her dress???? SO MUCH WHY

[@lori.bielasz]

​@cacklinggooseandco She wanted to walk her son down the aisle, which I thought was normal. I seen plenty of weddings where the father and mother walk with their son.

[@jordanhodges7886]

@@lori.bielaszyes! walking him down the aisle sounded the least inappropriate and intrusive

[@kirsten2132]

Working in the lab and this has me laughing so much the pipette is shakin 😂

[@gabbybumpus]

This is so funny 😭😭😭😭

[@Aquaphor351]

Not the pipette lmfaoo

[@graceless000]

William is hilarious!! “I don’t own buttplugs!!” So funny hearing this from such a posh voice XD Great episode guys!!

[@Meldog1851]

LOL at the groan at the end about needing a King Charles III pendant…I totally feel the same way 😂.

[@kristentucker1049]

My ears are so happy this episode 😂 the British accent is top tier

[@ginbug7061]

I’ve been a loooooong time fan of this show, but todays episode had such a fun energy and vibe to it. Every episode is a blast but this one was particularly entertaining lmao

[@abbybriseno8000]

I’m laughing SO HARD at the last story 😭🤣

[@ellenthesmellen6126]

STTOOOOOOP IIIITTTT the collaboration I never thought to imagine 😭😭

[@Syriihime]

my take on the IBS story as someone with pretty bad IBS: there are multiple types! constipation, diarrhea, or combination! I have combination that leans towards D so mooost of the time it runs through fast, but sometimes it really doesn't. That being SAID!! I was diagnosed at 14 and turned 30 this year. I know from my experiences that internal spasming of your muscles during an attack makes it feel like you urgently need to go when there's nothing left in you to give. If he lives in a home with one bathroom, he can't sit there taking up the bathroom the entire time hes spasming. That can last HOURS. If I eat something at dinner that triggers an attack at 7pm, I can be spasming and running back to the bathroom every few minutes just for nothing (or almost nothing) to happen every 10-15 minutes until 3am sometimes. We have one bathroom, and I try to do what I can, clean up, and go lay down. Even if its just for a few minutes until the next spasm makes me go back, that would give my wife a chance to run and pee in between...he should be more considerate of his partner and more aware of his body as an adult in a shared living space.

[@carynjenkins7342]

Omg this is literally so exciting. Love these boys! The three of you together are great! American living in the UK. This has been fabulous :)

[@sofialoporcaro2852]

As someone who went to uni in the UK, seeing Jordan North on this podcast is a real trip. When I'd go to student radio conferences, he was often a guest speaker, and this was before he'd really climbed the BBC Radio 1 ladder to where his now. So as a Two Ho Takes fan, this is a very cool colliding of worlds!

[@percystormrunner]

OMG! The best crossover I could've ever dreamed of! It's almost like my algorithm willed it into existence! 😂

[@Mssalexis]

59:16 I can’t breathe. Too good Morgan didn’t even flinch. Beyoncé is magic.

[@girlwiththepassporttattoo]

Hearing William say asshole doesn’t quite sound right! 😂 Loved this episode with these gentleman! It was such a fun perspective!

[@Kzeilstraphoto]

As a wedding photographer, I always try to make sure the partners are always not included in at least ONE photo for this specific reason, Even when they're in the photo I place them on the end to get cropped out if needed LOL.

[@xolovelei]

This is iconic I absolutely loved this episode one of my favs hands down we need a part 2

[@sea_jennifer]

Despite that I'm not much of an ettiquette person, I recently discovered William on Tiktok and appreciate his charming nature. What a surprise to see him here! He seems like such a sweetheart :) and, "do you think 'Harry Potter' is a documentary?" hahaha!

[@BabyRach]

Lmao I am a CNA I now work outpatient in oncology so I don’t ever have to change people anymore, but one time OT & PT came to see one of my patients and he was incontinent. He would have HUGEE bowel movements and he had one. I just remember OT & PT coming to me with fear in their eyes asking for help. They helped me clean him up he was a big old man but I will never forget when I was getting the supplies to clean him up. They put 1 mask on with toothpaste on it and a second one over the 1st mask to hide the toothpaste. It was genius I did that for every patient who had a bowel movement or threw up afterwards. It works!!

[@chiliebeeniemcdonald7306]

Story 4 I know of a lot of weddings where the mom of the bride is a bridesmaid or matron of honor. Not the grooms mother though that’s crazy

[@sammi1868]

BTW, someone W IBS here- my doctor told me that it is common to fluctuate between very runny stools and constipation with little in between. Taking fiber supplements helps regulate both! The bf in story 6 should have like, cut it short and do the rest after his gf pees. I understand him, though I've never been on the toilet for over 40 min lmao

[@TyraUK]

As a Brit and long time Radio1 listener I never thought I'd see Jordan North on Two Hot Takes! This is a bit like a fever dream 😅

[@kellyhubbard3745]

You always take a million picture options. Their photographer should have stepped in and switched people in and out. I’ve been to a family wedding and funeral recently. At the wedding, my BIL’s, we took so many different versions including some without me and my new SIL. At the funeral, my husband’s grandpa had passed, we took versions of his grandma with just the grandkids, then added in great grandkids, the added in spouses, then added extended family. It’s rare to have everyone together, so they take those opportunities to get all the different options.

[@guadalupeayala6615]

Ugh thank god. I’m dying in this History class rn 💀 Good Morning future Mrs.Thunstrom! 🥹🤍 Awesome last name btw 🤘🏽

[@arianavilaverde6764]

THIS IS THE BEST COLLAB EVER. I’M SO EXCITED FOR THIS. OH MY GOD.

[@ayePANDAbear]

The poop one omg 😂😂😂 Sad they broke up. Those were true connections there. 😅

[@lyndsycarson8302]

Story 4: he is leaving SOOOO much shit that his mom did and said to his fiancé I promise you 😂 he just wasn’t listening.

[@allisonnicole.]

Great video, Morgan! I’ve been on an absolute binge of your content and just can’t get enough! I especially love the relationship drama videos! Can we get more “Divorce?” videos or even just relationship advice focused?

[@nicolewolf4044]

Lol that laughing at the end😂 he tried to hold it but just couldn't

[@ashleyortiz5118]

Literally perfect timing, was looking up the THT for any episodes I haven’t listened to and saw this LMAO

[@brezilll]

lol my friend's fiance has IBS and I have never met another human who spends more time in the bathroom, the boyfriend from the story seems a little abusive, prevents her from being able to use the restroom and then punished her for having to find another alternative...

[@cuculain78]

Exactly. He was torturing her and then emotionally abusing her when she was forced to find a way to relieve herself. I think she should leave him. This one has my spidey senses tingling.

[@RandomSubjects]

NOT MY TWO FAVOURITE PODCASTS! I already know I'm going to love this.

[@gabrielachaves6592]

Story 4: The fact that this guy was already dumping all this emotional responsibility in his bride, expecting her to accommodate his mom and make all the decisions is already a huge red flag to me.

[@eliteunicorns]

William seemed and sounded familiar until I realized that he's the "TikTok proper etiquette guy". He seems far "cooler" in an average setting. Not saying that he's lame or uncool for being an expert in etiquette, I actually think that's amazing. He sounds like a man with a plethora of niche knowledge and I love that. I like that Jordan takes notes. I think we should encourage more note-taking on Two Hot Takes. These two make for interesting guests! I find it fascinating to see how each guest or group of guests handles the stories presented to them. ~ ETA I think the buttplug person is in the wrong. I assume this person is clean, but a butt is still a butt. That's where poop goes. I'm just thinking about the poop particles floating around in there. That's also gross the other way around. Yes the bacteria dies, but I'd feel grossed out and I'd feel like there would be food particles on it (there's likely not but I'm weird). Get a designated pot and boil them (check before doing so), as people do with the various selections of reusable menstrual products. Maybe I'm just weird but the dishwasher should be for dishware alone (or other things that only touch mouths....not elsewhere) Also, dish soap is very strong...I would assume that's ruining their plugs. I don't think that's safe for those.

[@julissa-818]

my thoughts exactly ! i came straight to the comments to see who else picked up on william's and jordan's mannerisms because i loved how they came to the episode to truly be themselves and you can't deny that american/british divide hehe it was so cute and funny to see

[@cuculain78]

I absolutely agree with you about the buttplugs. Poop particles in the dishwasher is disgusting.

[@heezypeasy8611]

The MIL from story 4 is wild. It is so weird that she wanted to be a bridesmaid.She so badly wanted to insert herself into the wedding so badly.

[@inkeriananas]

I wish this episode never ended! I literally just sat down and WATCHED this episode instead of just listening, which I usually do on Spotify. Love all three of you! Such good chemistry too!

[@dreamlikewooz]

Watching this while doing some cleaning and paused as you're speaking about how many pre-wedding parties/gift opportunities there are these days, so true! But surprisingly my cousin's engagement party is this weekend and for whatever reason in my head I combined engagement party with wedding shower itself (her wedding is two years away loll) and when I asked her outright if she wanted cash or gift cards to any specific store or restaurant for her and her future hubby she told me that we didn't have to get anything for the party. Definitely more of a celebration than a gift opportunity for her at least, but we're still getting them some Target cards because she's a Target girl through and through loll

[@hannahhhhhhhhhh]

STOP THIS IS A CROSS OVER I WASNT EXPECTING BUT I LOVE IT

[@amritshermae6546]

I've never been more excited for an episode!! The BEST duo!!!!

[@maisiefairs2209]

Uk girlie here, I’ve been binging THT for weeks, you have no idea how excited I am to hear my favourite radio presenters on here too 😱😱 this is amazing

[@TheblondeKrista]

35:30 Parents love their sons, and raise their daughters. I wish I could remember where I heard it to give credit but it has just really stuck with me. I know it's not all, but I feel like everyone can think of someone who fits this.

[@marshmallowbby]

Amazing episode as always, both of the guests did great ! It was so funny to hear an etiquette expert judge if someone is the ahole.

[@lozzibear1989]

Love this! Could listen to William and Jordan all day! The best collab so far ❤

[@brooke9847]

I have worn a black dress to a fall wedding. Didn't realize you aren't supposed to do that. Edited to add: since when are exposed shoulders wrong at a wedding too? Damn I have broken a lot of wedding rules 😅

[@maybe8029]

i bought a black dress for a wedding in a few months and this episode has sent me into a tailspin. lol i’ve surveyed everyone i know and they all said they’ve never heard of this!

[@mskariuki1234]

Apparently you aren’t meant to wear red either cause it’s the color for “whores”. So we limited to blue, green, orange, purple and yellow 😂

[@blaineyeamlak]

@@mskariuki1234**western weddings. Sudan and India as far as I know has their bridal color as red

[@gracethompson6926]

@@mskariuki1234 red is because it stands out so much in photos that your eye is naturally drawn to the wearer and away from the bride/groom/focus of the photo

[@tasha1357]

⁠@@mskariuki1234COLOR FOR WHORES LOLLL OMG IM LAUGUNG SO HARD cuz in my culture the bride wears red . Omg hahahahaha it’s 3am and I’m drying loll 😂 💀

[@lesliethompson7860]

I absolutely LOVE William and Jordan so much! When I saw that they were the guests I couldn't wait to watch it! I made a pot of Yorshire Gold tea and a slice of Pumpkin bread. Then I sat at my tea table and watched. I loved every minute!

[@nikitageorge651]

I LOOOOOOOVE this crossover ! I'm praying for extra stories with them on patreon 🤞🤞

[@ladyk3729]

My two favourite podcasts! OMG! I love this! ❤ Just listened to Jordan and William today, so a double serving! 🎉

[@hawthornestudios7724]

I'm so excited for this. This is going to be a fun episode! Opened KZbin to this ❤

[@cherylnelson7498]

OMG Morgan! I’m a Nurse in a Memory Care unit. So I can’t take it personally. I was taking someone to the rest and they let loose a juicy, loose load. They nailed me from my shoes to my waist 🤢 I had to phone my husband to bring me a new set of scrubs and shoes! He was amazing - he waited for me to change and took the soiled items back home and cleaned them all before I finished my shift and returned home. Horrible event, fabulous husband!

[@DewiSimpson]

This was such a great collab, I loved this episode! Those guys are hilarious. I probably looked like a lune laughing in my car on the way home. Worth it! Please have them back again.

[@catlovingnerd21]

my take on the third story: if the brother wants his ex removed from pictures, he should pay for it himself. it is strange that the ex was included in so many pictures since it was, according to the story, a brief and unserious relationship. i guess i'm used to my family's way of doing pictures. we take them in all sorts of combinations of people. for example, we usually have pictures of all the cousins, everyone at the event together, each nuclear family individually, and so on. if the brother's partner is so set on getting the ex removed from the pictures, she should pay for it all herself. regardless, OP is NTA and the family is being weird.