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[@dingding950]

Just so you & Alejandra know. The quality of this video was not compromised with the outdoor audio!!! Probably one of my favorite videos with Alejandra in it!!! & TWO HOURS!!! Go off Morgan!!!! You two did that

[@rats_in_a_PACK]

yess!! plus serving Looks in paris

[@test-kf2zv]

I wear hearing aids. Background noise can kill a video for me. I barely noticed it. A+!

[@Feliciatanktop]

It's perfect. Like very very soft white noise

[@calmlycollecting3367]

@@test-kf2zv❤

[@BreeChinMaE]

100% agree! great subject and so nice to have it outside

[@trashedout6]

it's funny how morgan is so into poop stories and talks about poop all the time but can't fart or poop in front of her boyfriend

[@QuestionableQueefs]

Reminds me of Niki Glaser because she only talks about sex but is pretty celibate/doesn’t sleep around.

[@yumkikko]

I think you mean to say it's ironic. ETA: What I'm trying to figure out is whether you're trying to make a funny or be a jerk.

[@Leviweyhrich]

If you can't poop/fart in front of your sig other than you simply aren't comfortable with them

[@p1ysaucedo]

​@yumkikko calm down, they meant no harm.

[@LuisanaMcbo]

It's si weird to me, i wonder how these kind if people brains work

[@megan2862]

For story #4, there’s no way daughter in law had good intentions & accidentally missed the entire reason for the trip (anniversary dinner) if she had she would have said something about apologizing again & again to MIL instead she acted like the asshole in both circumstances

[@jasmin-jadehaarhoff7342]

morgan: “we recorded in front of the eiffel tower” also morgan: “we have beautiful paris sweatshirts to prove it” i’m pretty sure the video footage would suffice 😂

[@iamnotamundane1058]

hey. Green screens can be good these days 😂

[@Imjustkendall]

Green screens

[@pipereola]

Morgan and Alejandra: everyone said Parisians are so mean! We have not experienced that! Also Morgan and Alejandra: someone flipped them off for recording for no reason, the wait staff gave them death stares for a mistake, kicked out of their hotel for recording on the roof 😂

[@TwoHotTakes]

hahahahahah

[@droidicarus]

Story 4: if the vacation is free, IM GOING EVERYWHERE THEY SAY TO GO! If there’s too many things that don’t sound appealing, I don’t go.

[@Mariam-do6jq]

That's what I thought

[@CanadianChipmunk]

2 and a half hour episode!!💖💖💖 Morgans the real MVP, love you all 🎉🎉🎉

[@TwoHotTakes]

This is the longest I’ll ever do omg 😂

[@CanadianChipmunk]

​@@TwoHotTakesI'll take it long or short, appreciate all the work you do, thanks for always being here for us 🇨🇦❤️

[@njc1304]

​@@TwoHotTakesnoooo!!! We LOVE long episodes 😁🥰.

[@michelaadriana9342]

Story 5 is crazy. “You ganna ruin the trip If you don’t help me wrangle my own kids” the kids that you chose to have no ma’am

[@amandastogdill]

I had the same exact thought

[@juliaortiz6483]

story 4: it’s crazy that the mil is paying for her flight and accommodation, and she couldn’t just simply show up for a dinner. i don’t think the mil went about it correctly, but i also think she’s justified in not wanting op there.

[@SullivanFamilyChaos]

Exactly. She went on a free vacation knowing that there are specific things planned for the anniversary because that’s why they were going in the first place and she was selfish and blow it off and now she’s mad she’s not continuing to get free vacations. It’s like if someone plans a wedding and pays for your flight and all your accommodations and then you don’t go to the wedding

[@Aquilatrix666]

Totally

[@saniannabella]

I was just thinking how could she miss it if her husband did go?? Like woudn’t he remind her about that, is she just doing her own thing alone there and husband is with the family😅

[@SullivanFamilyChaos]

@@saniannabella I don’t understand how she got distracted as if people weren’t calling her to see where she’s at I call BS I think she just didn’t feel like going especially by the words she used by I like to do my own thing on vacation & not make plans

[@PamArg]

​@@SullivanFamilyChaosshe said there was a big fight, so I'm imagining everyone calling her to see where she was, waiting for her to have dinner, and she just don't answering her phone until after the dinner, or saying she would be at the restaurant in the next 5minutes, and showing up when dinner was almost done

[@chlckorita]

For the girl that didn't end up going on the trip, i think everything was booked for 3 people; but they had in mind to possibly include this guy and waited until he confirmed. That's why they never told her anything about the prices or plans

[@saraheden-bird3879]

Came here to say this!

[@mariapizzaa]

That guy definitely took the 3rd museum ticket and extra space in the hotel. Super not cool of them to string the other friend along just for that other guy

[@anishaannurary8185]

I don't know why but I always pictured Alejandra as a girl mom. A real, supportive and kind girl mom.

[@Alejandra-hz6ct]

awww 🙏🏻❤ I guess we shall see what happens, I'd be thrilled either way! I appreciate this kind sentiment tho

[@lioreubm677]

Same! Especially bc she comes across as such a girls girls

[@missy2491]

Based on what we have seen of Alejandra, it is very apparent she has high standards when it comes to her personal relationships. If she has boys, I am positive she will teach them to be gentlemen, and show them how to treat girls and women. And of course if she has girls, she will raise them to be girls’ girls and probably to have high standards when it comes to boys and men. Regardless if she does become a parent, she will be such a great and caring mom who will instill grace and respect in her children. We need more Alejandra’s in the world!!!!

[@trueMAXIMUS]

yeah not to be parasocial but the comment about only wanted to be a boy mom made me 🤮 hopefully she’ll have a beautiful, happy family regardless of genders and that she’ll love and support her children EQUALLY

[@loraleilee2676]

@@trueMAXIMUSit’s a joke lol

[@brooklynnselby3274]

If I paid for someone to come on a trip specifically to celebrate my anniversary and they couldn't even be bothered to show up to the main dinner, I'm never even inviting them on a trip again let alone paying for them. OP was definitely an asshole and the mother in law had good reason to leave her out. She's not obligated to let her know that she's planning a girls trip or invite her. OP seems like one of those kids that was miserable to be around and when you didn't want to play with them a mom would come and make you.

[@LaunchPadMcQuack4Hire]

Yeah, it really pissed me off how they were defending her and criticizing the mil's behavior. I literally had to replay the story because I thought I must have missed something.

[@tabitas.2719]

​@@LaunchPadMcQuack4HireI'm wondering if we heard the same podcast: I found them making great points on both sides. And they criticized the daughter-in-law more heavily. They answered OP's question if she's an AH for confronting the mil. No. However, Alejandra literally said, but you're an a**hole for the selfish, entitled, I'm above everyone way in which she behaved.

[@kateduggan2827]

The MIL girls trip story - OP doesn’t realise that they way they feel about not being invited is how they made their family feel when they missed dinner and didn’t partake in the activities on that holiday. They both need to come to an understand of how each other feels

[@leezapaints]

Totally agree with Alejandra about being ok with parting ways when youre not being respected anymore. I stopped talking to my best friend of 20+ years earlier this year after several years of her lifestyle, behavior, and disrespect pushed me over the edge. I tried talking about it for the third time in 3 years and she "didnt have time for it" so I said ok. Done. Now I'm wondering how long I've turned a blind eye because I was afraid of losing her more than how she treated me. It's been hard AF but I chose me.

[@saturnsings3471]

im proud of you

[@aishwaryajoshi84]

For story 4: Like Alejandra said, oh yeah I lost track of time and I missed dinner. In that case her response was supposed to be ohh I am so sorry I missed this important event. I got you this gift as an apology. I'll take you out for lunch/dinner. Or just apologize profusely because you lost track of time. But no she chose to fight about it right there and there and make everyone's trip difficult. She has no remorse whatsoever. She's an a**hole

[@dalia5964]

Story 4: YTA the MIL made the plans so she has every right to decide who’s going. And if she doesn’t want you there, why would you try to force her to let you go??? You’re not going to have fun and you just ruined your MIL trip she arranged. If you wanted to be part of a girls trip, well YOU make the plans. If MIL doesn’t want to go to your planned girls trip , that’s on her. Instead of trying to make her let you go, why don’t you just apologize for the anniversary trip your ruined and tell her you’ll try to respect her plans next time. Nothing irks me more than people I invited trying to change the plans I made. MIL took the time to make the plans, respect the effort she made.

[@reneekuijpers5160]

And I think MIL payed for everything on that anniversary trip. So not caring about making it on time and letting everyone wait is very rude and probably the reason nobody wants her on the next trip.

[@jemduck2278]

Totally agree!!! I also think OP has a little bit of narcissism going on. But just my opinion.

[@AlondraQ505]

⁠@@reneekuijpers5160 this! I think she’s the AH, she ruined a trip that was paid for because they wanted her to be apart of a special moment for their anniversary, ML and FL could have easily gone alone but they WANTED her there and she basically gave them the middle finger and still chooses to not see that she’s the problem. I think the ML and SL just got tired and matched her energy.

[@queensheba9792]

Yeah I have a feeling that this sentiment towards the OP has been building up for awhile. She is the problem.

[@mercurialmelody]

​@@queensheba9792gonna say it feels like part of a bigger pattern: her flaking out and then not being the least bit apologetic for being in the wrong.

[@ScarletASV]

I had a friend who told me "if you ever go on vacation with a group and y'all sharing bathrooms, as soon as you get there announce to everyone you're going to poop. You have to be the 1st one to poop, to assert dominance." I think about that all the time.

[@autumwho]

😂

[@KarolineCurles]

Smart. Went on a girls trip, they tried the no one poops in the hotelroom bathroom, use the public bathroom.. (Edit: Don't worry, 0 f*cks were given. If I pay for part of the room, I will use the room for the needs I have.)

[@ritzismynamo]

Wtheck 😂😂😂😂

[@anna-roza0]

so sad hearing your moms husband passed. sending you love and lots of hugs

[@callajones9848]

i know & nobody is addressing it. ):

[@katelyn8444]

Was it Jerry? Or is that a different person?

[@zaraheart]

@@katelyn8444I think Jerry and her mom broke up a long time ago. If it were Jerry she would have said so. He has his own podcast, so if it were Jerry it would have been a bigger deal I think. No offense to the husband lol

[@riadee9828]

I was thinking that too,

[@mdCreationz]

@@katelyn8444It’s not. Jerry and her mom broke up long ago and she had remarried. Morgan has mentioned several times that the man was an amazing guy too though; she has mentioned in previous vids about his battle with cancer so I guess that’s what took him. So sad for them. RIP

[@BabyFrogDawg]

It’s not Thursday without Two Hot Takes 😜❤

[@Wefoundwonderland1989]

You know what’s a travel horror story? Traveling with someone who’s withdrawling from drugs. Didn’t know before I left and if I had I would not have gone I’ve never been more gaslit in my LIFE

[@romiiivique1292]

Tell me please what was the DOC ? And how bad was it ? Pleaseee. I a year and 3 months sober from opiates so I had to go through it soo bad. Tell it please

[@kellyc1188]

for story 5, i’m sooo sympathetic to OP. earlier this year i went on a vacation in a foreign country with some extended family, and they invited me to be an additional adult to help watch their 3 young kids. i was still able to have a good time (get drinks, relax, etc) AND help mind the kids. i even watched them alone while my family member and their spouse went out for a date night. it’s so unfair that OP’s family expects them to be a babysitter, and good on him for setting boundaries!

[@arjunsrinithi4187]

Looks like my entertainment for today is ready to go, perfect timing 😁

[@Imjustkendall]

You should bake a cake

[@roundspongebob5988]

you should eat some bugs

[@juliawestwood7025]

My parents took me to Paris for the first time at the age of 6 (I’m from the US) and EVERYONE told them that it was useless to take me because I wouldn’t even remember it. That trip is some of the most clear and fond memories I have (I’m in my mid 20s now) and I’m so grateful for my parents who gave me the opportunity to travel the world from a young age. If you can take them, DO IT! Even if they don’t remember, you’ll remember them with you.

[@hogblubbers]

Yesss, thank you for this! Already taking our 2 year old traveling and it’s so much fun! Glad to know she’ll remember it when she’s a little older!

[@ChantelCarter-cc7cu]

On the other side, I was taken to Disney World at six and barely remember any of it at all lol.

[@No.no.no.no.nothankyou]

The story about the guy being forced to babysit is WILD If they’re already not paying for OP to go on the trip why can’t they reallocate those funds to hire someone to assist with childcare?

[@teebubbles]

Story 5: in regards to what Morgan was saying about a video she saw saying parents want childfree people to be as miserable as they are….I’m a mum of 2 and I absolutely LOVE being a mother, being a parent is literally my greatest joy in life. However I do agree, because I know a few people with bigger families (3/4 kids) who CONSTANTLY try and convince me to have more kids, while they themselves seem constantly stressed and unhappy 😂

[@BelloWenN]

I feel like on average people are not suited to be a parent but they become one anyways. Really happy to hear you love being a parent! My partner and I are not gonna have kids but people around us question it and tell us we will probably change our minds, etc. Wish people looked at themselves better and really think what it will be like to have a kid and then decide. We as people right not aren't cut out to be parents. Maybe later, but time is ticking because I am already 28 :D

[@XMooMooMonkeyX]

The adorable people waving hello at 1:05:11 👋

[@CeNedraL]

was looking for this comment

[@kyrakun]

The word you were looking for is “mystery”!!! “You gotta leave a little mystery in your relationship”

[@TwoHotTakes]

YESSSSS OMG thank you

[@MsSmile300]

Personally I don't get that at all. If there's one bathroom and I need to get ready but my bf is taking forever pooping, sorry I'm coming in 🤷‍♀️

[@reaganscates7009]

@@MsSmile300same girl😭

[@Feliciatanktop]

Alejandra, NEVER CARRY AROUND YOUR PASSPORT! Treat it like a social security card. The only times you should have it on you is to leave and enter the country. Keep it in your hotel safe. If you tear a page or get it partially wet, you can't leave the country. Please be careful

[@JaeDee123]

Not completely true! When traveling in some countries you need to you your passport as ID everywhere - and this includes the USA where other forms of international id aren’t accepted like to go to a bar you need your passport!

[@vanessaacosta7704]

Agree, I needed to carry mine around in Japan

[@nekovita4708]

As a society, we need to collectively be more okay with natural bodily functions. This amount of shame isn't good for anyone :(

[@AznaPazna]

right like we know all humans poop and fart, if ur gonna date and be sexually intimate w sb i feel like hearing them poop in the next room or smelling it isn't the end of the world lol esp if you've known each other for a while

[@aej92]

I agree!! I'm so sad that so many people are this uncomfortable with normal human functions!

[@kennedy.5152]

fr like i have ibs and this rhetoric makes me extra insecure

[@diskoelfas]

Right??? To me (I'm European, maybe that affects my opinion) all the pooperee and super enclosed bathroom stuff is just ridiculous. Everyone poops. If I come in to the bathroom and it stinks, I really don't care. It's not pleasant but it's normal. So much shame and worry over being a human. :(

[@augustlunaonline]

Morgan is definitely working through some shit (lol). I think the weird cultural idea that “Girls shouldn’t/don’t smell and they shouldn’t/don’t fart loudly or poop a lot” has made many women insecure. But like everyone here is saying, it’s a natural bodily function! Yes, it can be a little awkward, at times, but hey, that’s life!

[@ollieciro3452]

I know not everyone loves the poop stories, but the two of you talking about these two experiences is so entertaining. And I am in camp “cannot poop in front of anyone” lol

[@davidharshman7645]

My gal and I have been together about 14 years, and I still won't use a toilet in front of her. She, on the other hand, has literally never shut the bathroom door while using the toilet in her home, no matter who else is in the building...and she doesn't get why I ask her to close the door while guests are over.

[@johanncai5184]

Story 4: DEFINITELY TA. I think a lot is being left out. Dealing with things head on can be done civilly. It was the "I could go and hang out with everyone on the beach & then choose which activities I go to" That would be perfectly fine IF SHE WAS PAYING. Also, how "distracted" could she possibly have been to completely miss the anniversary dinner. Being the focal point of that entire trip I'm sure everyone spent time getting ready, probably at the same hotel, all leaving for the dinner at the same time. And the dinner likely wasn't a quick dinner at Chili's. If she did suffer from ADHD or have some sort of issue that causes her to be distracted for long periods of time SET AN ALARM... also I'm guessing details about the husband were intentionally left out. Did he go to the dinner? How many times did he call or text her asking where she was? How many other family members called or texted wondering where she was? The dinner was probably ruined by everyone being so worried about where OP was or if something had happened to her etc. OP didn't care. I didn't hear one mention of her saying "I felt so terrible & I've apologized so many times in many ways". She said she doesn't like schedules. And the use of "important" in quotes tells me OP didn't give a damn.

[@theyoutubeanalyst3731]

Same.she said it was an argument. Why? There's no need for an argument if she apologized!

[@constancaborbinha8317]

1:47:16 Love the little doggie coming to meet them, that was so sweet 🥹

[@marley92282]

POOP COMMISSIONER? WHO?! WHO?! WHO?! What am I, a fucking owl?! Top 3 episode, for sure. All the perfect components of drama, humor, maddening foolishness, life lessons, etc etc. Not to mention, I could literally marry Alejandra, she’s so amazing ❤

[@meemeeoow8124]

The fact you guys took photos and videos for that engaged couple and airdropped them is so thoughtful and sweet. ❤ Also the random dog popping up named Tess is hilarious, as a Tessi I always find more dogs named Tess than humans.

[@cacklinggooseandco]

Went to New York with my bestie at 34 weeks pregnant missed my flight by a few minutes and just handed the check in person my phone bawling while my baby daddy booked a new flight out of a different airport and got a car called & a wheelchair. He picked me up with flowers, my favorite food, & my dog 😂

[@catlovera9249]

Alejandra’s personal story reminds me a lot of something similar that happened to me when I went traveling with my mom in London. She also has the personality to be suuuper kind and personal to street vendors/workers in general, so when we were taking a street cab it was no different. It was Christmas Eve and we took a London cab to get to the trains station. She was doing her usual thing to the driver, getting the guys whole life story and generally being super nice to him, thanking him a bunch for working like this on a holiday when he probably had a family to see. After the trip was done, we tipped him greatly and got off. I soon realized I had left all (yes all) my luggage on the cab. How did I not notice? Idk. Anyways. By the time I noticed he was probably long gone and out of the city. We were trying to talk to other cab drivers seeing if they had any information about how to recover lost things but it seemed to be a dead end. Right before we were about to leave the car loop, we saw a hand waving us down from a taxi. It was the guy who had come back after realizing our stuff was still in his car. I was so thankful for him that day especially since it was a large city like London right on the middle of the holidays. Morgan is right. Being nice to these kinds of workers who are usually over looked is super important.

[@theodosius7165]

girls trip story - me and lifelong friend went on a school trip together to Costa Rica and we ended up getting stuck in Miami for like a week when we were on our way back home (we had a layover in Miami and our flight got cancelled) and all my clothes were in checked bags so I didnt have access to it and my friend loaned me her shirts and gave me money to buy clean underwear for myself - amazing friends are hard to come by but you gotta cherish them

[@deltaloraine]

That’s so true with reading too many Reddit stories. Sometimes people in your life aren’t trying to do anything bad to you and are just having a tough time, but it’s easy to get paranoid and go to the worse case scenario in your head.

[@lulyr1471]

Every time I learn something about Alejandra I want to be her friend more. We are 80% the same person so far 😂.

[@theyoutubeanalyst3731]

Same, she's Peruvian American, I'm Peruvian, and she's so cool!

[@amandaleighplans]

That’s me with Morgan 🤣 I too have zero modesty and shame, and will talk to anyone about anything ranging from pooping habits to sex 😂 we have a very similar personality LOL

[@thegavin000]

I love love love Alejandra’s episodes. She always has the best takes.

[@St3ph3rs]

Lol the lady talking to her dog at the end 🐶😂 “Stop. There’s nothing to eat there honey, there’s nothing to eat there, come on.”

[@jade_maus_]

Morgan I love that you did that for the couple, a lady did that at our proposal at the immersive Van Gogh exhibit and that picture of our silhouettes is so so special to me. 💕

[@kaycjeff]

spontaneous over seas trips look SO GOOD on y’all 😍 i hope u had the vacation u deserve, Morgan! my heart goes out to u & ur family.

[@wasabipea57]

An absolute favourite episode, y’all are lightly unhinged and totally charming, and so sweet about the dogs coming to say hi! So many other content creators wouldn’t react so warmly to interruptions like that

[@itsnotme18]

the start of the video had me dying, how Alejandra just started recording instead of helping Morgan and her acrobatics, true friendship right there 😂😂

[@Alejandra-hz6ct]

it's giving Kris Jenner "you're doing amazing, sweetie"

[@katiefox6541]

Damn, I ADORE Alejandra!!!!! She’s just got the coolest vibe ever and is totally on my wavelength. What a cool chick!

[@Alejandra-hz6ct]

AHH thank you!!!

[@monicam8270]

Omg why is nobody talking about Alejandra’s outfit in Paris???? I’m obsessed she looks gorgeous

[@Alejandra-hz6ct]

wow thank you!!!

[@pinheadlarry2921]

Alejandra drinking the coffee right after the dog smushed her face on it was so funny

[@SecretPunk1]

Story 5: as the parent of three kids what would be acceptable is “hey family would someone be willing to babysit so we can go out one night of the vacay?” What is not okay is to shuffle the kids off on another family member so you can have a kid free vacay

[@delaneykeller1389]

And they could have totally rotated who was on kid duty. But the mother didn't want to have to have any hand in parenting her children

[@sarahdubois5985]

Thanks Morgan this episode is exactly what I need. My 4 year relationship ended this week and Alejandra is my favorite reoccurring guest maybe favorite guest love you guys

[@isacarral2736]

I screamed when Alejandra told her story because THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO MY MOM IN 2008, down to the LV bag! And on the day we were leaving Paris. She got everything back exactly like you Cheers french people ❤

[@jamiecampbell3905]

I think this podcast should be renamed into "weddings and shit" at this point 😂😂

[@TwoHotTakes]

That would have been better for sure I think about it every day that I should have picked a different name 😅

[@saturnsings3471]

don’t forget the bad boyfriends

[@dawnerickson7394]

​@@saturnsings3471that falls under the and shit part 😂

[@fridaaa0]

@@TwoHotTakes are you kidding me, this name is perfect

[@gerrisorg8780]

In story 4 I think OP is the AH because MIL was paying for everything and that was also the anniversary dinner so MIL has every right not to pay for OP's vacations

[@gerrisorg8780]

And I think OP is leaving things out because if the other SIL's don't want OP there, there is something going on with OP

[@rayofsunshine96]

1:45:33 I literally was listening on Spotify and came running over to KZbin just to see what cutie patootie came over and melted the hearts of our two hot takes family!!! It’s apart of my religion too to acknowledge all dogs or as I call them prupits! What a great find and moment 💕

[@MJ-mf6if]

several of the stories really spoke to me here - the story about the guy on the family vacation who was expected to nanny his sister's kids spoke to me in a big way. similar thing happened with my niece - her grandad wanted to bring her to the beach, without her parents, and low and behold aunt mj is handling a Lot of Childcare without being asked and my vacation was ruined. and then the sister saying op should shut up and help bc he's single and childfree - different situation happened to me, but the same thing said.

[@zellagrace445]

If the sister doesn’t want to look after 3 boys on the family vacation then why did she have 3 children?

[@stargirl91291]

@@zellagrace445exactlyyyy! And umm ok she has the 3 boys, herself, her husband, her mom & her dad…4 adults watching 3 kids while doing activities is more than enough. & if it’s going to “ruin her vacation” & she’ll be “wrangling” her kids the whole time, then how is it at all ok to leave all 3 with one person (your early 20s brother!) versus having at bare minimum two adults - the kids parents - watching / taking care of them. Absolute insanity and makes zero sense. I feel bad for OP that this is his family

[@adrianaa2767]

I'm so sorry about your mom's husband, I understood from a few episodes that the family sort of made peace with it and I was so happy to hear he was loved and cared for during this time. Hugs to you and your mom.

[@ketsyiah]

2:21:17 for anyone wondering what the lady said to the dog, she said "stop, there's nothing to eat here" 😂

[@elisedrb3066]

Hi 💕 I am so happy that you went to Paris. I am French and I LOVE your podcast. I discovered it 4 months ago and I have been listening to every episode on the KZbin channel. The podcast is AMAZING ! I have learnt so much about relationships and it definitely helped me convince my depressed dad to go to therapy 😉

[@nononodontphunkwithmyheart]

Giving us 2+ hrs is a godsend but I fear we're spoiled now.

[@trinitybernhardt9944]

I am sorry about your loss Morgan. Your family is in my prayers. The TSA pre-check, I get anxiety over forms, but I would just ask for help. I had heard this before. I didn't connect weaponized incompetence, but it makes so much sense. The fact that she attacks him with it and gets mad even when he is told to use it... she sounds awful.

[@Mo_MasterOfNone]

As someone who gets super anxious at the airport, I would be so mad if my partner made me go through the regular line when I have a TSA precheck. It makes everything so much easier and faster and way less stressful. Also, she can easily get it and isn't for no reason. If you want them to stick together, get TSA pre-check. Lastly, the fact that the GF says she was abandoned all the time to their friends? That would get under my skin, she's getting mad at him for her own lack of taking action. The OP shouldn't have to have a more stressful airport experience just because she isn't willing to fill out a form. No, thank you. Idk why this gets me so annoyed because, in the end, it's not that serious lolol

[@kaylaf7804]

I say "for what?!" a lot when someone does something nonsensical. It took until today when my husband heard Morgan say it for me to know where I got it from 😅

[@avery8665]

I actually did poop my pants for the first (and only) time in the Gardens of Versailles!! I was 16 and traveling alone and really let loose eating dairy, which wasn't something I really did at home. It was late July, so it was insanely hot out, and I was walking around after having a coffee and some ice cream when my stomach really started to hurt. I found a bathroom and got in the fairly long line. By the time I was nearly at the front, the woman in front of me must have noticed how uncomfortable I was so she told me to go ahead and right as I passed her it started to come out. I shut the stall door, pulled my shorts down - thankfully my underwear caught all of it - and finished up. I threw the underwear away in the stalls trash can and went home in my jorts. That's how I found out I was lactose intolerant. It's been ten years since that happened and I absolutely tell that story all the time

[@erin1912]

I can only imagine how long this took to edit- thank you Morgannnn

[@hippyheart7411]

This is probably my favorite episode of tht! The energy and vibe of you two in Paris and even being back home is so wonderful. Thank you both for putting in so much effort to make it happen because it was absolutely worth it!

[@Strawberriesjam_myglock]

The doggy made this whole video. Granted the Eiffel towel but the dog was definitely the star ⭐️😭

[@sarahmaryann7051]

Yessss! Over 2 hour episode!😆 gonna be a great day!

[@billieking97]

Here's my own traveling story: In 2020 (yes during the pandemic) I went to Germany for an exchange program (I'm Chilean) and there were 4 other Chilean girls staying in the same city as me. We decided to go to Berlin for a weekend, on the first day we walked around all day and at around 6PM we sat down at a park where 3 of those girls started drinking. Me being the introvert that I am was getting a little anxious as it was starting to get dark and I didn't wanna stay out too late in a city I didn't know, so I told them I would be returning to the AirBnB we rented and the remaining girl that wasn't drinking accompanied me. When we returned to the city we were staying in I got messages from the 3 girls that were drinking that night in a group chat with the 5 of us that if I didn't adapt to their "traveling style" that I wouldn't be allowed to join them on the next trip. It made me cry and when the girl that accompanied me saw those messages, she chewed them out, saying "It's not like she (me) forced any of us to come back to the Airbnb with her!" I'm glad I wasn't completely alone that day. Now I'm a little more selective when it comes to who I travel with to avoid situations like that.

[@mariatrinidad1370]

Somos el mejor país de Chile hmo 🎉🇨🇱

[@mariatrinidad1370]

Anyways qué lata que te pasó eso, nanai 😢❤ get some better friends girl

[@danitza6712]

​@@mariatrinidad1370venía a decir lo mismo 😂😂

[@Coren427]

Wow. The audio quality from the mics during the Paris segment is amazing. Great job Morgan!

[@dannyacosta2317]

I swear alejandra is my fav co-host🥹🥹 love herrrr💞💞 and tysm morgan for the lenght of this episode!!💟

[@maanamanaa]

Morgan! Dont even worry about the quality of the video. It turned out perfect! Thank you so much for working so hard even on your vacation ❤

[@dannaaay7542]

Tess was pretty quiet but she had a very compelling presence, you should bring her on as a guest host sometime.

[@poonam.angral]

my thursdays will never be complete without morgan ❤❤❤ so excited to see alejandra too❤

[@DiMagnolia]

About the poop thing, my ex and I lived in a studio for a year and both with IBS, we had to let go of that fear. It was so funny, we’d run screaming “DONT STOP LOVING MEEEEEEEE” when we knew it would be bad. God forbid one person was in the shower when the other had an emergency.

[@zaraheart]

Wow I’m very surprised how good the audio is when you guys were in front of the Eiffel tower!! I have my AirPods in doing dishes while listening and I can sometimes hear someone screaming in the background but it’s very faint and not a distraction at all. So kudos to y’all for that!! Very cool episode.

[@haliecrockett9850]

😂😂😂 omg I'm dying!!! Alejandra's hand over her face during the " ploop" sound effects 💀🤣

[@kenzieshaye6818]

Lmao I’m dying at 14:35 “who??? The poop commissioner?“ 😅😂😂

[@Zullala]

So when I went on vacation with my BF I would turn on the shower while I pooped. I would get the deed done, flush then shower. When I was finished with the shower I would flush again just to make sure everything was clean. My boyfriend eventually asked me if I was having constipation issues because he never heard or smelled me haha. I told him my trick, thanked him for his concern and reassured him that I was fine.

[@sofiamcdaniel6536]

I love your channel so much! Every time I see a new video I get so happy!!!

[@spaceinveda7408]

I loved what morgan said about miserable people convincing others. Misery loves company can be applied to a lot. Friends who go out to bars all the time are always dragging on the friends that don't. People that do drugs or can't keep a job usually will try to drag their friends or family down with them, because instead of working hard and reaching their peers success, they'd rather just bring people down to their level so they feel better and more comfortable about the situation they're in. Always be careful about who's in your circle.

[@jessicakaminska3805]

I love u guys❤️ I’m a lash tech and this is the only podcast I listen to while lashing❤️ much love from Norway😊

[@nyahtonks3914]

for story 4: i’ve heard this thing “assume best intentions and own your impact” the idea is that the person harmed hopefully refrains from assuming that the harming person is acting maliciously, while the person that harmed the other owns up to the harm that they have done without trying to deflect. i think that this generally is such a productive way to operate in relationships.

[@transparenttspacedream921]

Damn it sounds like such an exhausting existence to be so embarrassed and worried about poop and farts 😭

[@karleemcfadyen685]

You recording a video and taking pictures for the newly engaged couple is SO WHOLESOME 🥹 every time they look back on the memory they’ll remember the kindness of the strangers who helped capture it. They’ll appreciate that initiative forever ❤🎉 I LOVE YOU GUYS

[@marshmallowk]

Ale talking about growing apart and being selective about your energy is so real ❤

[@thonone6132]

I absolutely ROARED at that poop story in the restaurant. I have horrible IBS and that was some incredibly relatable stuff 😂 Love the podcast, have been binging hard since I came across it and it gets me through my day ❤ Thank you for all the hard work Morgan

[@thonone6132]

Also, the lady at the very end with the fluffy dog was telling it “there’s nothing to eat….there’s nothing to eat there” 😂 seems like it was hoping for a little treat lol

[@TwoHotTakes]

hahaha thank you for the translation. I definitely had a croissant left and that dog knew it 😂

[@lulimango2708]

So sorry to hear about your mom's husband. Sending you and your family lots of love!💕💕

[@KateMm77]

When this episode came up I got this horrible feeling in my gut and said “it’s gonna be another poop story ISNT it…”

[@Siminiski253]

Morgan, thank you for being so open about your IBS. I too suffer from IBS and traveling is hell for me. Thank you for being human!

[@elsiemarie7209]

Alejandra looks like Selena in the thumbnail!!! ❤❤❤ anything for seleeeenasssss

[@dorothymarias5771]

Can we just appreciate how good Alejandra looked when they were infront of the Eiffel Tower 😱😍 The hair the outfit everything!

[@ASMR_MJ]

I was watching and literally was halfway done with cleaning my apartment and was like wait how is it not over yet i looked and it still had an hour I was soooo excited yesss thanks for the long vid

[@leannmartinez5229]

I’ve been on a binge watching all your videos so this post just made me excited !!!!!! 😭😭😭

[@victorywalkingtours8843]

With the MIL trip story, I personally feel that ESH. Personally I absolutely loathe people who just stand others up. I'm not saying MIL and SILs were necessarily right, but I also feel there could be a whole lot if other behaviors and incidents we dont know about from OP.

[@bunnikruis]

ale's excitement when you mentioned you love your sense of direction, beautiful. ♡

[@kenndad]

i’ve been w my bf/bd for almost 3 years now and he’s the first one to open me up and i’ll poop while he’s showering, i tell him if it smells, we have conversations while each other poop😂 i’ve NEVER been like this but he makes me feel like it’s so natural and i have nothing to worry about

[@beamarie4277]

“Ooooh look at the dress, can u guys see the dress?” As Alejandra completely covers it 😭

[@Alejandra-hz6ct]

dangit my bad lolol

[@rainbows5232]

for the tsa thing, i can a little bit relate to maybe why the girl says she was abandoned. its not the exact right word, but as a person with social anxiety, at some situations especially airports where its filled with people, i definitely felt nervous and felt the need to have a person with me by my side to feel less awkward. because yeah, logically nothing will happen if you wait by yourself , which is why i think she has a reason which she doesnt articulates to him besides calling it him abandoning her.

[@MsDrientje]

The story about the MIL anniversary trip: i like how Alejandra first gets off and can't imagine what being distracted looks like and then suddenly understands.

[@deysicortes3738]

Tip when traveling : if you absolutely need to see your phone to know where you going. Use headphones and let the voice navigate you .

[@XxKaidermanxX]

“Am I the asshuuuullllhhh🫢🤭”😂🖤 Love you both tons!