Europa Relaxalis EU4 ASMR

In this video we will be relaxing in a calm, soft spoken Europa Universalis 4 campaign. The goal is to play as Sleepland, a Finnish custom nation and achieve world relaxation - not world conquest. Our nation is totally balanced and not overpowered. April 1 ASMR.
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[@AlzaboHD]

Sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk

[@lirikhajdari4802]

And i oop

[@vacatiolibertas]

Is this going to be converted into a mod?

[@prep6863]

My russian ears hear "syka-syka-syka..."

[@bartoszmartyka891]

@AlzaboHD hey have you considered doing a video about all of the unicorn pirate republics that pop up out of nowhere? I encountered one the other day called “Libertatia” but I’m sure there’s a lot more similar ones (like New Providence) etc. I saw your video with the three Caribbean ones but maybe it would be fun to do a compilation video of all the ones that can spawn?

[@Liner_404]

@@vacatiolibertas I'd love to make a mod of this, but I'd have to ask Alzabo first

[@tramachi7027]

"put to sleep" does *not* sound better than "invading"

[@2sadmwamdskmws]

Yeah...

[@BlackCat-dm5yg]

It is actually a common term used for putting down animals, which, in a blunt manner, means killing.

[@FoxyBoxery]

Were gonna put to eternal sleep all the citizens of the world

[@trihermawan9553]

@@FoxyBoxery that's a world conquest

[@FoxyBoxery]

@@trihermawan9553 Shh, go to sleep

[@yuuboi661]

"This campaign will be played in the most boring part of the world: Finland" *Inhales in finnish*

[@samimakela8107]

"Eastern Sweden" *Heavy Finnish Breathing*

[@MrSaywutnow]

Everybody knows that eastern Siberia is even more boring than Finland. I'm getting sleepy just typiing about iia;dsgnh;jehtj;h/alk;adas

[@hafizjoe583]

@@MrSaywutnow no dont go toward the light there's only gulag there!

[@xernax1841]

*polkka intensifies*

[@maca3320]

_"ääääää"_

[@xeanderman6688]

Yes, Coma Republic. That currently describes us way too well

[@myTANify]

I just read "corona republic", I am so sorry.

[@AlzaboHD]

it was the only "c" word that matched with the theme

[@xeanderman6688]

@@myTANify that... Also describes us too. In a weird way

[@xeanderman6688]

@@AlzaboHD well our president looks like he just awoke from a 30 year coma, look him up and you'll see for yourself

[@Steamed]

XeanderMan wait what, I didn’t see it in the video

[@Korvisio]

"There are 3 million cars, and only 2 million saunas." How many other lies have I been told by the council?

[@grimhavenz]

Why did that play exactly play when I read this comment, I’m scared

[@demeterruinedmylife3199]

Sleepland soldiers are knocking on my door, hel- Zzzzzzz....

[@0rangevlad]

They are coming for you in pajamas

[@Admiral45-10]

Watching this timelapse made you asleep, but soldiers of Sleepland will wake you up good...

[@KP-tm3oe]

Dude it actually is relaxing. I know it's an April Fools joke, but I hope you do more in the future.

[@ajrobbins368]

Yes, please!

[@ShaunCheah]

Yeah, adding my support to the chorus. Just woke up from a wonderful nap; no idea what happened after around the first minute and the last few seconds; I was out like a light. Great content, thanks.

[@scavalcanti]

Yes please

[@PeruvianPotato]

This unironically helped me fall asleep multiple time

[@noanyabizniz4333]

This is just a fucking joke video. He won't make more you moron.

[@igloo2962]

I will most likely use this to fall asleep at some point. Cheers.

[@gaetano_kojj]

11:30 In the meantime, 1k Finnish soldiers casually stackwipe a 16k army

[@AlzaboHD]

*winter war intensifies*

[@ReidakFilled]

historically accurate

[@theinternet3585]

Tech 32

[@andreimemis5059]

very balanced

[@noodlecoffee193]

*Sleepish soldiers*

[@mariom.1679]

"because im using an Xbox 360 controller" 13:35 Im dying

[@dominickdibart12]

*whispers "you can hire advisers"

[@AlzaboHD]

*sleepland has 400000000000000000 manpower we do not need your west finland advisors*

[@dominickdibart12]

@@AlzaboHD *whispers "we even put tool tips to sleep"

[@antigher1690]

no but this was actually so relaxing might have to save this to rewatch later

[@condlaeirkrsrma7069]

I legit relaxed watching this video.

[@jarrettpeterson227]

Sings, "I was going to play Eu4 but I got high" -Alonzo probably

[@danielyahalom3961]

4:46 campaign (pain, pain, pain, pain)

[@alperencetinkaya6270]

that's the most original idea ever.

[@efectovogel8295]

Clicked so fast that I don’t know exactly where I clicked

[@AlzaboHD]

you're in that weird part of youtube again

[@masnopecivo6145]

Hon Hon Maghreb Also nobody realized GB was hindu

[@noxtrin1878]

MasnoPecivo well you noticed

[@hafizjoe583]

Alzabo: sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk My Cat: Whomst has summon me?

[@arnsta9208]

Jokes on you, i already use eu4 videos as sleep aid!

[@JayKay-on2gr]

I do too. His voice is amazing haha

[@Admiral45-10]

His voice surely is non-disturbing, so that kinda helps.

[@Cecilia-ky3uw]

His voice is just amazing

[@joshuaachors2954]

All jokes aside this is actually really enjoyable, please do more.

[@sinaaghaie6937]

16:51 the most distraction thing in this whole video was the fact that Sleepytime Tealand is Hindu

[@martock_l9338]

You can see it’s Hindu as early as 2:10

[@Nikkidafox]

I was expecting earrape declare war sound.

[@FoxyBoxery]

Beauty in the form of a sentence is what you just created. We need ear rape war declaration

[@Elira-jr4tv]

Snormerica (America) Sleegypt (Egypt) Shuteyina (China) Lethargia Hibernesia (Forty) Winkdia (India) (hit the) Sackistan Northslumberland Snorcizzia (Circissia) Any more feel free to suggest in replies

[@Nolaris3]

Snorea (Korea) (Hit the) Hayti Mong Yawn Beden (Baden) Exaustini (eSwatini) Liebya Asleepthaya (Ayutthaya) Iroquiet (Iroquois) Dreamsmarschen

[@imsonicnoob2112]

Chinezzz china)

[@leaflotus6726]

Comer(coma-er) khmer

[@rateeightx]

Starts Listing Facts About -Norw- Snoreway: "Hey! I Know This One!" The Northernmost Highway In The World Is Located At Nordkapp, Norway, Which Is Also The Northern bost Point In Mainland Europe. It Is Illegal To Die On The Islands Of Svalbard, Norway. For Some Reason, Three Norwegian Flag Emojis Exist, 🇧🇻🇳🇴🇸🇯, Being The Flags Of Norway, Svalbard & Jan Mayen, And Bouvet Island. Since Eric The Red's Family Was From Norway, Norwegians Were The First Europeans To Discover North America. The Modern Norwegian Language Has Two Standard Forms, Bokmål, Largely Based On Danish, And Nynorsk, Based More On Old Norwegian. For Most Of Its History, Norway Has Been In A Union With Denmark, Sweden, Or Both. At One Point In The 12th Century, Norway Simultaneously Had 3 Kings, There Wasn't Even Any Dispute They Just Agreed To All Be The King Of Norway.

[@SANTI--ez9nw]

I woke up from my siesta and saw this, I guess it’s second siesta time!

[@fksofficielt8009]

Asmr usually don't have an effect on me, but wow this does wtf

[@Cavernasu]

This is so good, really fun April Fool’s video and super relaxing too.

[@THEJustinOfAllTime]

This video actually made me relaxed *mission failed successfully*

[@stopmotionharry8989]

You always have a plan, Dutch

[@soic9690]

Thank you AlzaboHD, very cool.

[@beresteczko]

Do you mean AlzaboASMR?

[@gwalcior2137__]

I would unironically watch the whole series like this

[@Snqwy]

I would totally watch more of this Edit: I have literally watched this video 12 times all the way through and I will be updating this comment each time I do

[@Snqwy]

@SkepticDylan A few weeks ago I haven't bothered updating the comment because I completely lost count of how many times it's been

[@MRYIMEN]

This is actually good

[@SunVKing]

this is my new 4am thinking about life go-to

[@jamesgors6650]

Hon-Hon Maghreb. I approve of that adjective.

[@marduk4298]

It has been a solid month, and I can’t stop watching this amazing and relaxing video

[@louisgilligan1213]

I hate ASMR as a trend but damn this is funny

[@jodinha4225]

Louis Gilligan you may not be able to experience it. Not everyone can

[@chtholly8084]

The fact that you're calling it a trend maybe goes to show why you hate it, because you don't understand it in the slightest. ASMR is not a trend, it's a legitimate method of relaxation for many people, in the same way that some people find taking a hot bath with bubble bath relaxing. Some people react to ASMR stimuli and some don't. Are there people who make ASMR videos purely for views and not because they care about it? Sure. But that doesn't mean that there isn't a legitimate community based around it.

[@jodinha4225]

MakesYouSick I wouldn’t call it a form of relaxation, because ASMR is really just a biological reaction to stimulus

[@louisgilligan1213]

@@chtholly8084 just because something is a genuine method of something doesn't stop it from being a trend as without a doubt in the past few years ASMR has become a trend. It's no longer a very small niche, it's very widespread now in comparison to how it was prior I'd say 2018.

[@chtholly8084]

@@louisgilligan1213 If it was a trend it'd be popular, and yet whenever a non-ASMR youtuber does a video related to ASMR the comments section is always filled with nothing but hate for ASMR.

[@betelgezaa]

It was great !!! I had fallen sleep a few times before he ended the video. It is exactly what I have wanted. Many times I have listened to his videos while trying to sleep but they have not been adjusted to that purpose. But now ..it is great. I hope he will make more videos like that ....

[@Univerhzalis]

I´m really relaxed now

[@Jondabomb98]

Simple American here, can you say how big Russia is again in Hamburgers?

[@AlzaboHD]

If a sample hamburger is 4.5 inches, or 10.7 centimeters, then Russia is about 157407407407 hamburgers in size. 157 billion burgers, to be exact!

[@ajrobbins368]

Seriously underrated comment!

[@fa9lita]

This is my fourth time watching this- WE NEED MORE ASMR

[@iirovaltonen4258]

If this wasn't funny as hell it would actually be good ASMR.

[@NekogamiKun127]

This is the quietest rave I've ever been in. Sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk

[@John-mp6gu]

Alzabo is really helping me get through this quarantine.

[@DonChaffee]

man, I didnt realize this was an april fools joke until you took maritime ideas

[@Nexsyana]

I am so in love with that, thank you Alzabo, thank you

[@0rangevlad]

This is what I was looking for

[@braedentreon2838]

I did not know I needed this lol. Fantastic

[@jssku1]

This was honestly really good!

[@Rabenfell]

Finally! I needed this in my life!

[@harrymanocha4533]

I... actually really enjoyed this. Can't wait for next year

[@mr.washingtonsbuddy.8454]

Very creative and useful. Slept for 12 hours and had glorious dreams.

[@ruslamp2838]

Never thought I would mildly enjoy a frenchman do ASMR on a strategy game.

[@apollon5205]

im learning so much during the interesting facts sections, thank you

[@koolcowhoney]

This has been one of the most entertaining yet unnerving EU4 videos I've ever seen

[@leris7697]

Complete and total relaxation has been accomplished.

[@JediMasterYoda66]

this better be a real series

[@ADrunkBassist]

I couldn't handle so much relaxation all at once.

[@UnipornFrumm]

i think i m not the only one who put a video of yours to play so i can fall asleap since you made a video especialy for this

[@frenchtouch79]

This is beyond awesome.

[@Quisspo]

ngl this was actually quite good and relaxing

[@loldiamond1017]

Kidnapper: *Tries to force me to do something* Me: Never in my life! kidnapper: *Shows this video* Me: Alright fine just get that away from me!

[@sircomesize5497]

Should've put the "a war being declared on you" sound to really wake everyone up at the end

[@Times_Ticking]

What a great job!

[@emreozsoy8563]

Man this is awesome congrats

[@donrococon7833]

Lovely video! Cheers from Siestaña

[@manisian3652]

I’ll actually put this on when I’m trying to fall asleep.

[@moop_moop1]

I understand that this an April fool's day video but it's very good asmr and I would love more.

[@bchittim1801]

This became my new favorite video on KZbin

[@bbtop07]

You make me laugh during these darks times. Thanks @AlzaboHD

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Alzabo: Perkele! Me, watching F1: *You know, I'm something of a Finn myself*

[@twobuddys6910]

I never slept so good!

[@ButtmanRises]

This is a good one

[@rodi8266]

b(A)sed and sleeppilled

[@eros330762]

Based and melatoninpilled

[@Rabenfell]

I actually have to yawn watching this. What masterpiece have you created?

[@TheAwillz]

This is the peak of human creativity, truly the work of God

[@exodoalcunhaabridordemares]

4:44 when pain was said i was already feeling it

[@tomcarlander735]

This is so good. I cant believe it

[@keybrd9877]

This video reminded me that April was nine month ago. Thanks alzabo

[@hope6840]

He actually did it I'm not that into ASMR (used to be) but this actually relaxed me a lot, especially that intro, damn

[@JK-st5se]

"The Grand Dookey of Finland"

[@crispychips7161]

Why is this better then most asmr videos

[@cappygolucky]

This is fantastic

[@ThexVaultxTech]

this is actually really great

[@Frixworks]

Imma be serious I actually really enjoyed this and want more.

[@benhayward2597]

I bet you had a great time coming up with the nation sleep puns.

[@oxidiana93]

This is some gooood content

[@SleepStoriesASMR]

This is perfect

[@rusenotable]

I was about to sleep but you made me laugh so hard that I couldn’t for tonight.

[@Winter-Alpha-Omega]

God dam it, this was amazing.

[@andrewmattern8185]

Mate, I’m about to unironically fall asleep to this. I know I’m a bit late for April fools, but the video is appreciated all the same. Good night.

[@salomonofhungary5593]

Finally, some good content

[@michatarzan7595]

This is what I call good content!

[@PeruvianPotato]

Nice try but I already knew this was a April Fools joke

[@philippstetter5611]

I love everything about this

[@DevastatorDB]

slipslipslipslip***** this is the most beautiful video ever created by the eu4 community

[@guillemruiz5136]

I love your guides. Do you have any army composition guide? I always have trouble when choosing how to create my armies and when and how to switch from the early to the mid -late game

[@TheColombianSpartan]

God those names have me rolling with laughter! I can't sleep like this!

[@leszekmichalak1212]

Please continue the series, please!

[@mfx4958]

dude,i will dream this my whole life