Even Harvey’s Heart Hates Him

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

Күн бұрын

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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 2 ай бұрын
Hi Friends. Reply to this with your city. Planning my 2025 tour
@TheLadyBlerd
@TheLadyBlerd 2 ай бұрын
Phoenix!!! And best time to come is between January - April before the sun remember to live on our backs 😅 we adored ya and will do so again!
@FreeTheHealer
@FreeTheHealer 2 ай бұрын
Houston
@carinasacher2532
@carinasacher2532 2 ай бұрын
Come to Germany sometime pleaseeeee
@vornamenachname1572
@vornamenachname1572 2 ай бұрын
@@JoshJohnsonComedy Berlin or any place else in Germany 😁
@user-vs9uf3ny8z
@user-vs9uf3ny8z 2 ай бұрын
Portland, OR!
@ongkhuongduy3498
@ongkhuongduy3498 2 ай бұрын
Some comedy lives off a routine for 20 years. Josh is out here dropping new material 2 days a week.
@Kllgg
@Kllgg 2 ай бұрын
His ability to put out fresh material this fast is insane. Comedy Central is messing up not giving him his own show.
@earthwarriorangel
@earthwarriorangel 2 ай бұрын
It’s the way he tells and analyzes and processes stories, this man is a hilarious storyteller, my FAVORITE comedian rn
@apcolleen
@apcolleen 2 ай бұрын
I started following a comedian and his stuff started getting repetitious and so I unfollowed him and I just saw him in my feed again a couple days ago and it's been two years and he doesn't have any new material.
@JuniusJones
@JuniusJones 2 ай бұрын
​@@Kllgg I'd like to believe the Daily Show is taking great care of him. I really hope so. He's the greatest comedian in literal decades.
@Kllgg
@Kllgg 2 ай бұрын
@@JuniusJones, they are seriously underutilizing both him and Dulce.
@CorinneCrow
@CorinneCrow 2 ай бұрын
I’m a RN. I’ve had a LOT of prisoners over the years, and i specifically told people to NEVER to tell me what they did. ONCE i was told about a patient and I’ll just tell you that helping that person was the hardest thing I’ve done in my career. A lot of bad people in the world, and medical personnel has to care for them.
@Fangman123789
@Fangman123789 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for all yours, and those in the medical care fields, hard work and professionalism. My mom has been an RN for over 30 years and she is an angel and my hero 😅. Yall make the world a safer, kinder, and brighter place!! ❤
@statistical-anomaly
@statistical-anomaly 2 ай бұрын
I completely understand, when I was doing a 50min transport a man insisted on treating me like his priest. I decided to listen to lung sounds constantly to get him to shut up.
@charlottem.1477
@charlottem.1477 2 ай бұрын
@@statistical-anomalysmart thinking
@DanceintheRaine666
@DanceintheRaine666 Ай бұрын
Yet, STILL YOU DID❤ Which is HONOURABLE & ETHICAL of....you.
@julieCA58
@julieCA58 Ай бұрын
Thank you.
@markcarey67
@markcarey67 2 ай бұрын
Josh's uses of pauses and silence as punctuation is masterful.
@polydex108
@polydex108 2 ай бұрын
Good notice. I daresay he is a comedic genius. What lady would not want a second date with him, manly or not?
@Jbayz
@Jbayz 2 ай бұрын
@markcarey67 how you gonna get more likes on a lesser version of my sentence lol
@Plethorality
@Plethorality 2 ай бұрын
​@@polydex108 he is manly as anything.
@cynthiawilliams541
@cynthiawilliams541 2 ай бұрын
Yes, that's part of what makes him so funny.
@ruthcassidy6052
@ruthcassidy6052 2 ай бұрын
I've always said that timing is the most important thing in comedy (like in most things) and Josh is a true master of the art.
@merlapittman5034
@merlapittman5034 2 ай бұрын
"And I really hope, from the bottom of my heart, that he's not okay." Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣
@kelseygetz2123
@kelseygetz2123 2 ай бұрын
Genuinely!! 😂
@jc3m
@jc3m 2 ай бұрын
That’s about as mean as Josh gets.
@mermaiddiyartist8119
@mermaiddiyartist8119 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@squirrelbusken-cv4wy
@squirrelbusken-cv4wy Ай бұрын
That's that southern stile hate.🤣
@sageygaygey
@sageygaygey 2 ай бұрын
I appreciate that Josh isn't afraid to call out the fact that guilty parties are told to play up the sympathy factor. that shit always disgusted me
@DanLoFat
@DanLoFat 9 күн бұрын
And in another segment to admit that the way to make a man go wild is in fact exactly what hawk I told us
@dipset4016
@dipset4016 2 ай бұрын
For those that missed it. that gesture at the end is the gesture one makes when one is having a heart attack. Full circle.
@AveryGeorgia88
@AveryGeorgia88 2 ай бұрын
Yeah…. No. That’s the “clutches pearls” gesture. It’s a feminine/gay gesture. Not masculine. Had nothing to do with the beginning of the routine.
@lk9038
@lk9038 2 ай бұрын
​@@AveryGeorgia88Pearl clutching is the neck, not the chest.
@angelotro
@angelotro 2 ай бұрын
He called it a "bona fide bitch gesture". Something you do while saying "my word!" or "well, I never...!". It wasn't a "Fred Sanford clutching his chest" move. Funny either way, though!
@AveryGeorgia88
@AveryGeorgia88 2 ай бұрын
@@lk9038 yeah….no…
@DGolden247
@DGolden247 2 ай бұрын
@@AveryGeorgia88 I mean, it can be multiple things at the same time
@RePeteAndMe
@RePeteAndMe 2 ай бұрын
"Open heart surgery. If he had it I think we would have heard about it" Yes, I'm sure we would have heard if they found a heart in there.
@JeannetteTSpencer
@JeannetteTSpencer 2 ай бұрын
Great joke😅
@chriscjamison
@chriscjamison 2 ай бұрын
Very good. 😂
@Uthardar
@Uthardar 2 ай бұрын
Oh snap
@taimatsuko
@taimatsuko 2 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@aazhie
@aazhie 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 it would have been a real miracle
@ireneacevedo3523
@ireneacevedo3523 2 ай бұрын
The person laughing so vividly in this video deserves a shout out and check because they made this one a little different than your other videos, for sure! It was cute to hear them genuinely enjoy the show and even try not to laugh sometimes to hear Josh out, lmao. 😂❤
@shonhogan1163
@shonhogan1163 2 ай бұрын
I hope it's his mama 😍
@fixedllc1940
@fixedllc1940 Ай бұрын
...yeah...
@awakeningcreatives
@awakeningcreatives 24 күн бұрын
😂 Came here to say this^ This person made me aught more than I would've. Love hearing other people's joy up close for once because I have so enjoyed these videos. Makes it more real.
@DanLoFat
@DanLoFat 9 күн бұрын
That's his date.
@nunoneves1672
@nunoneves1672 5 сағат бұрын
it´s amazing
@raiden6158
@raiden6158 2 ай бұрын
I think the irony here is, Josh be making himself so vulnerable by putting himself out there constantly which is very admirable and “Manly” right there! This whole bit was one of my favourites!
@c016smith52
@c016smith52 2 ай бұрын
LOLs out the gate.... "Rushed??" 😂
@robinkilpatrick664
@robinkilpatrick664 2 ай бұрын
That's when I paused it and sent it to my besties👍
@anklebitr79
@anklebitr79 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@DanLoFat
@DanLoFat 9 күн бұрын
Stopping at the yellow light, we wouldn't have made it.
@taronnamckee6528
@taronnamckee6528 2 ай бұрын
I love Josh's ministry of humor. Nobody has ever been this good at making current events hysterical and, most importantly, keeps it human without being hateful. Josh never loses his humanity. I'm a fan for life 😊
@ImNotNotAllCityChi
@ImNotNotAllCityChi 2 ай бұрын
Check out a guy named George Carlin
@megansaunders7244
@megansaunders7244 2 ай бұрын
Ministry of humour. I like that!
@JeannetteTSpencer
@JeannetteTSpencer 2 ай бұрын
He makes this insane world more bearable with humor
@rickyjayster2586
@rickyjayster2586 2 ай бұрын
I believe the secret to that success is to make light of ALL situations and not put oneself on either side. I'm glad he learn that.
@n2shooter
@n2shooter 2 ай бұрын
You hit the nail on the head! He is brilliant at his ability to deliver fresh content on NEW SHIT ALL THE TIME!
@LoraHauschildt
@LoraHauschildt 2 ай бұрын
I have learned to NEVER EVER take a sip of anything if he pauses with that little smile ...it always led to me needing to mop up lemonade or coffee from myself and my screen. Josh is absolutely fantastic 😂😂
@Marlay9183
@Marlay9183 2 ай бұрын
Everytime he says "ok" and pauses, then he smiles and you know it's gonna be epic 😂
@vanessacarly5140
@vanessacarly5140 2 ай бұрын
Yeessss that smile 😂
@insanelysane8296
@insanelysane8296 2 ай бұрын
Hahaha me too! 😂
@merlapittman5034
@merlapittman5034 2 ай бұрын
Oh, I agree! I NEVER eat or drink anything while watching one of his videos because I know if I do, I'm going to be wearing it! 😂😂😂
@mimiDchi
@mimiDchi 2 ай бұрын
Truth!
@Triplemother
@Triplemother 2 ай бұрын
The lady laughing wickedly at 15:20 had me in stitches 🤣
@Bigblacksteve27
@Bigblacksteve27 2 ай бұрын
Sounding like somebody black auntie 😂😂
@opcomment
@opcomment 2 ай бұрын
I love her laugh she's my new favorite!
@JeanaHelms
@JeanaHelms 2 ай бұрын
Seriously
@WouldntULikeToKnow.
@WouldntULikeToKnow. 2 ай бұрын
That's a cackle for sure! Lol
@NorthWesTrav253
@NorthWesTrav253 2 ай бұрын
Deep in the diaphragm 😂
@spidermeadows
@spidermeadows 2 ай бұрын
Leading with empathy…for the poor folk who had to help keep that atrocity still alive. You’re such a treasure, Josh.
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro 2 ай бұрын
"Rushed?!" from the jump... Making me LMAO... Thanks, always, Josh!
@Lea-zf7lm
@Lea-zf7lm 2 ай бұрын
I will never forget what the ER doctor told me after a car accident caused by a drunk driver where the drunk refused medical care "Imagine they come in here after having caused devastation on others and we have to treat them like any other patient. It's very difficult, but we do it. I'm very happy not to have to treat her tonight so that I can concentrate on you." They were all so kind to me, the ambulance drivers, the hospital personnel, the police officers. The disdain in their voices when they spoke about her was very evident but they did everything by the book. I never asked the cops how they felt about having to arrest their off-duty work colleague, lol
@kelseygetz2123
@kelseygetz2123 2 ай бұрын
Oh shit she was a cop??? I hope you sued and won. More importantly, I hope you healed well and are living a great life :)
@Bloodshotistic
@Bloodshotistic 2 ай бұрын
Incredibly self aware and very perceptive when he explains complex topics like masculinity and femininity. Love listening to Josh because you learn more about society through these monologues.
@therealmotherhood
@therealmotherhood 10 күн бұрын
I agree with you.
@DanLoFat
@DanLoFat 9 күн бұрын
That's one of the reasons he's on The daily show
@calistafalcontail
@calistafalcontail 5 күн бұрын
I lost it cause, I am sorry to say it, I have actually thought exactly what he was describing, when I was on a date once. The dude blew on his food for an eternity, while I was just throwing it in, cause I was so hungry, and at one point, when we were outside, he saw something he liked and he jumped up and down slighty...like a little girl. I just could not (for many other reasons too, but this did not help at all). I paid for the food myself so...fair game.
@BhavyaAndrea
@BhavyaAndrea 2 ай бұрын
Pure genius and heart. Who else can bring up unsavory current events and make us laugh without encouraging meanness? He’s pure joy.
@offtarget1758
@offtarget1758 2 ай бұрын
💯❤️❤️
@SpicyOatmilk
@SpicyOatmilk 2 ай бұрын
What is the picture next to your name?
@BhavyaAndrea
@BhavyaAndrea 2 ай бұрын
@@SpicyOatmilk I have no idea😁 I’ve noticed it or similar? next to other names, wonder if it’s part of membership. Must investigate…
@BhavyaAndrea
@BhavyaAndrea 2 ай бұрын
Oh of course!! The little pic - it’s Josh! Had to take a photo to zoom in 🤣
@user-ox2sp2qn2s
@user-ox2sp2qn2s 2 ай бұрын
So true - he and Trevor Noah are the only comedians who have this combination.
@CillaWalker
@CillaWalker 2 ай бұрын
I love Josh. He is too funny. His delivery is always on point and his facial expressions are priceless.
@lcabrera4318
@lcabrera4318 2 ай бұрын
Grabbin’ a robe I’m not wearin’. QUALITY 😂😂😂I’m dead!
@VictorH-27
@VictorH-27 2 ай бұрын
I just had the most stressful hour rescuing my cats from my roof. It is midnight here, and they were so scared. Heck, I was too. They're safe, but Lord, I was in tears. Thank you for making me laugh when I'm near breaking down, Josh. You're truly a blessing to many. Lotsa love from Indonesia ❤
@your3kidding
@your3kidding 2 ай бұрын
Glad you're all safe on the ground! I know how scary that is.
@SpicyOatmilk
@SpicyOatmilk 2 ай бұрын
What is the picture next to your name?
@andromeda156
@andromeda156 2 ай бұрын
I'm a disabled person, I use a walker around the house. That walker bit was funny 🤣
@apcolleen
@apcolleen 2 ай бұрын
It would be awfully nice if I could just take my disabilities on and off at will like Harvey and Bill.
@andromeda156
@andromeda156 2 ай бұрын
@@apcolleen yes, but also, I'd rather be disabled than to be a piece of garbage like the likes of Harvey, Bill and Diddy. I have PPMS, what are you having? 🙂
@bcpr9812
@bcpr9812 2 ай бұрын
He was using a basic indoor walker with the cut off tennis balls _outdoors..._ like, are we supposed to believe this dude couldn't afford a proper rollator outdoor walker?
@bjdefilippo447
@bjdefilippo447 2 ай бұрын
​@@bcpr9812IKR? I had the same thought- no way this dude has the same walker I do.
@lemonade8382
@lemonade8382 2 ай бұрын
if you are guilty in court how will you take it to the next level? 😂
@Mallowolf
@Mallowolf 2 ай бұрын
The cackling lady’s laugh is so contagious hahahaha
@Kimberly_Sparkles
@Kimberly_Sparkles 2 ай бұрын
The table of men talking back that's with her during the hot bite segment....HILARIOUS.
@sam-ll2xc
@sam-ll2xc 2 ай бұрын
🦆🦆🦆
@aj-ou9xy
@aj-ou9xy 2 ай бұрын
was looking for this comment lmaooo
@MaxPower-wo1we
@MaxPower-wo1we 2 ай бұрын
Sounds just like Dulce Sloan, her face is like her laugh... just makes you want to smile😊
@In_Demand
@In_Demand 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@teeeesh4420
@teeeesh4420 2 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson is the only good thing to come out of the latest news! He’s such a soul saver!
@rudymwaurah
@rudymwaurah 2 ай бұрын
Josh is a generational talent. My dad had Richard Pryor, elder sister got Trevor Noah, I get to say I watched Josh Johnson.
@monaestrada6256
@monaestrada6256 2 ай бұрын
@@rudymwaurah lol I'm.so lucky! I had red Foxx, Lenny Bruce, Rodney Dangerfield, the late great GEORGE CARLIN, Pryor, Murphy, Chris Rock Ralphie, Matt Rife, Chappelle, so many wonderful comedians! Now I've seen Josh Johnson!
@Randomly_Dubbed
@Randomly_Dubbed 10 күн бұрын
​@@monaestrada6256Matt Rife? Lmfao. Such a legend
@missourimomofthree
@missourimomofthree 10 күн бұрын
George Carlin is widely considered the best comic in history. But Josh reached Carlin status with his conversation about health care. There is no one doing standup that can touch him. Such a nice alternative to a certain thin skinned comic who floods the internet with reactions to hecklers but no actual material.
@TheFiddleFaddle
@TheFiddleFaddle 2 ай бұрын
Hippocratic oath is "First, do no harm." Arguably, keeping Weinstein alive is doing harm 🤷‍♂️
@AngelaLovesSpamton2
@AngelaLovesSpamton2 2 ай бұрын
Well, he’ll kick the bucket eventually!
@HighAsHeckPriestess
@HighAsHeckPriestess 2 ай бұрын
Y'all really like trying to drag Black people into shit. We dont have shit to do with Harvey Weinstein, and folks are more than allowed to wish that it was okay to let him die. Yes, this IS just about Weinstein.
@captainflapjax7240
@captainflapjax7240 2 ай бұрын
​@@MaxPower-wo1we Well, you're no fun
@stefs3460
@stefs3460 2 ай бұрын
🤔 interesting way to spin it. Might work 😅
@fakename287
@fakename287 2 ай бұрын
@@MaxPower-wo1we lmao internet tough guy over here
@n0love
@n0love 2 ай бұрын
Dude, every city on your tour is sold out!!! I've never been more disappointed and happy at the same time. Congrats on the much deserved recognition! Hopefully, I can catch one your shows soon. I'll be quicker next time.
@lawannamartin1905
@lawannamartin1905 2 ай бұрын
Whaaaaat😮...the best kept secret is now FAMOUS. Can't see him live now, darn it
@Jbayz
@Jbayz 2 ай бұрын
Its a special talent where he can say "I read something this week ", pause and get laughs without even the set up. Lol
@westcoastereastcoaster
@westcoastereastcoaster 2 ай бұрын
Even if i was blindfolded, I could tell by your voice alone when you're smiling
@TRhistesse
@TRhistesse 2 ай бұрын
I love how you can hear people in the audience literally go “HA HA HA” real hard. You’re such a blessing Josh !
@pyramidion5911
@pyramidion5911 2 ай бұрын
At yellow lights making decisions 😂😂😂 not even 2 minutes and I'm cracking up
@stephanieward86
@stephanieward86 2 ай бұрын
I have to say, you're my kind of funny. Being honest and blunt without the notion of offending anyone is hard to do! And your talent is effortless. I was sad to see dates sold out (although VERY happy for you! Congratulations!!) And look forward to catching you live in 2025 ❤ 🤞🤞 Thank you for providing wholesome laughter.
@Jenvick
@Jenvick 2 ай бұрын
comedy without any meanness is such a beautiful thing. It clearly takes more skill and creativity too. Anyone can stand up there, act like an asshole, and get people to signal support because they're being given permission to be the worst of themselves. If you want to know how truly talented a comic is, listen to see if the audience is laughing vs. clapping. Josh's audiences laugh like they are going to pee themselves.
@stephanieward86
@stephanieward86 2 ай бұрын
@@Jenvick 💯
@katarzynaszajkowski8394
@katarzynaszajkowski8394 2 ай бұрын
You’re a fabulous speaker. Not just comedian but communicator. Truly a gift.
@JennieGoodpaster
@JennieGoodpaster 2 ай бұрын
You are so loved Josh! Look at all the places you are wanted!!❤
@crippninja4664
@crippninja4664 2 ай бұрын
Once he brought up Bill Cosby blindness I was expecting a Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder reference but GOD DAMN!🤣🤣🤣🤣 that shit fucking got me
@mcmullen288
@mcmullen288 2 ай бұрын
I've used "my wife got attacked by a dog" at so many jobs to call off or leave early. I once had her call in to my work itself saying I wasn't answering and telling them she got mauled by a pitbull so I could go home early and we could see a movie.
@PaulMcGillTV
@PaulMcGillTV 2 ай бұрын
I like that idea!!!!! 😄
@insanelysane8296
@insanelysane8296 2 ай бұрын
I'm so going to use this from now on 😂😂
@The.Californians
@The.Californians 2 ай бұрын
I don't have a wife, but I'm going to start using it too. 😂
@reejan8109
@reejan8109 2 ай бұрын
Pick another breed, please. Pibbles don't need this!
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 ай бұрын
And now, for the very first time, I’m reconsidering not being married..
@thomaslayton2110
@thomaslayton2110 2 ай бұрын
Every night, when I finish work, I put on Josh Johnson while I unwind. Just want to say thankyou sir, you helped me get through some difficult times.
@Bailouts4Billionaires
@Bailouts4Billionaires 2 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson is all killer, no filler. Truly amazing how he’s always on point and insightful. Also wild to think he was out there doing random menial jobs when he has this much talent.
@aliceanneacts6164
@aliceanneacts6164 2 ай бұрын
Material…😉 sort of serious…
@のはら劇場
@のはら劇場 2 ай бұрын
I’ve also been following Josh Johnson for a while and Hold up carried me through the demic. Love that Josh punches up, not down. That takes courage. And still is hilarious!
@philoctetes_wordsworth
@philoctetes_wordsworth 2 ай бұрын
16:02 I am a woman, and I carry cotton hankies. I keep them for emergencies. They stem blood flow, they dry tears, and they make scared people feel like you care. They are also great, for catching boogers. I only purchase cotton hankies that are embroidered. Nothing super special, just a little flower.
@AlizMari23
@AlizMari23 2 ай бұрын
"What do you mean you're out of peach jam?" 😅😂 🤣🤣🤣
@brendatomlinson
@brendatomlinson 2 ай бұрын
For me it’s when Trader Joe’s is out of lemon curd. It literally puts me in a bad mood
@Mogthrasir1989
@Mogthrasir1989 2 ай бұрын
"You're gonna have to kill everyone who saw, because people will tell people..."😆😆
@bjdefilippo447
@bjdefilippo447 2 ай бұрын
​@@brendatomlinsonOn the plus side, it's easy to make. Still, I pick some up when I run out of last season's.
@CathyKeating
@CathyKeating 2 ай бұрын
Aw, that was epic! And someone please thank the woman near the mike whose infectious cackle just made me laugh even harder. Great set, Josh! 🙇🏻‍♀🙇🏻‍♀🙇🏻‍♀🙇🏻‍♀
@MakerOfChase
@MakerOfChase 2 ай бұрын
I know it can be annoying to some but the people close to the audio laughing always remind me of someone I knew at some point. A small taste of home lol
@KarlaElaine100
@KarlaElaine100 2 ай бұрын
Josh is my new “favorite comedian!”
@etherealhoney96
@etherealhoney96 2 ай бұрын
Same tbh
@jemisterrr
@jemisterrr 2 ай бұрын
"I blew on my hot food too many times." *laughter* *laughter* "...That's facts." I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂
@soiledhalo2296
@soiledhalo2296 2 ай бұрын
heard that too :) the cackle at the lasagna joke afterwards made me lose it :)
@philoctetes_wordsworth
@philoctetes_wordsworth 2 ай бұрын
22:08 That is man for clutching pearls.
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 2 ай бұрын
Guilty and huge
@shirleymason3853
@shirleymason3853 Ай бұрын
he’s hilarious 😂
@shirleymason3853
@shirleymason3853 Ай бұрын
😂🥳❤️💗
@alovecolour
@alovecolour 2 ай бұрын
In these times... Josh is the hero America needs.
@DanLoFat
@DanLoFat 9 күн бұрын
No mouse was harmed in the telling of his jokes
@KarlaElaine100
@KarlaElaine100 2 ай бұрын
I literally spit out my coffee when he said “I blew in my hot food too many times!” Hilarious!
@frankdogbelly
@frankdogbelly 2 ай бұрын
was watching this (with headphones) on a laptop in a quiet coffee shop--- silently chuckling to myself but at that exact moment you mentioned i went HAHAAHAHHAHA out loud
@TheRonnieaj
@TheRonnieaj 2 ай бұрын
When the guy in the audience said “that’s facts” I nearly choked on my breakfast 😂😂
@EmorettaRobinson
@EmorettaRobinson 2 ай бұрын
I wasn't expecting a Saturday video from Josh (normally he makes my Tuesdays much better by uploading). But I most definitely appreciate this. Though I'm currently in the hospital after having had surgery yesterday morning. They say "Laughter is the best medicine." And Josh is so talented and has become one of my favorite comedians. So this video was right on time.
@aliceanneacts6164
@aliceanneacts6164 2 ай бұрын
I might laugh a little to hard at Josh for it to be a safe post-surgery activity…😉 In all seriousness, healing vibes!
@brendatomlinson
@brendatomlinson 2 ай бұрын
He’s now dropping two videos a week! Regular Tuesday and Saturday morning. I hope you’re feeling better soon, and out of hospital.
@bjdefilippo447
@bjdefilippo447 2 ай бұрын
Hope you have an easy healing journey. No popping stitches from laughing too hard!
@StillmanVonStillman
@StillmanVonStillman 12 күн бұрын
Excellent as usual. It is so entertaining to watch this man create comedy history.
@joshuaturner349
@joshuaturner349 2 ай бұрын
The fact that his comedy is based off empathy and seeing things from multiple sides is why hes so relatable and so destined for greatness! Cool first name too 🤷🏾‍♂️😏
@statusk.w.o.-topic8610
@statusk.w.o.-topic8610 2 ай бұрын
You’re too real. I love it so much how you just seem to be talking about relatable things and it feels like I’m just chilling and listening to you talk and I feel less lonely. You’re awesome Josh
@WarmZZy
@WarmZZy 2 ай бұрын
22:37 I’ve seen black men just grab their shirts off (from the middle) and square up after this because there’s literally no coming back from it. You’ve clutched your pearls.
@HaroldElbowmanIV
@HaroldElbowmanIV 2 ай бұрын
I just started watching, but according to the other comments here, the gesture he's doing is a mime of a heart attack... calling back to when he did that at 1:38 . I'm barely 2 minutes in, though, so if I'm mistaken, I'll edit and apologize. It's perfectly okay to be wrong and missing the joke isn't a crime. Edit: I apologize. The earlier gesture is quite similar, but since the story being told does involve metaphorical pearl-clutching, I can see the point you're making.
@polydex108
@polydex108 2 ай бұрын
Ha! That's hilarious, but When are we going to drop all this nonsense and notions of masculinity and just be people? Vulnerable human beings, not all masculine energy, not all feminine energy.
@jobeans4760
@jobeans4760 2 ай бұрын
@@polydex108 Right?? It's exhausting. 8 billion of us and we're all just expected to fit into 2 neat little boxes.
@ThomasineTerry-rz6lb
@ThomasineTerry-rz6lb 2 ай бұрын
The way you explain things is unmatched!
@___whatever___
@___whatever___ 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Josh for the laughs and free content. It brightens my day enormously and not a day goes by where I'm not streaming something of yours, especially the JJ show.
@LilSpaceFreckles
@LilSpaceFreckles 2 ай бұрын
The guy at 13:41 who said “that’s facts” lmao
@KnightOfDoom9765
@KnightOfDoom9765 2 ай бұрын
I absolutely adore the older woman whos def sitting near a crowd mic, just cackling up a storm. Fav
@katboss4886
@katboss4886 2 ай бұрын
Josh is still using Dulce’s skin care routine. He’s glowing
@willCaboutThat
@willCaboutThat 2 ай бұрын
Josh jokes about not being manly enough but I am genuinely so comforted knowing the men in my life see him as a role model
@colleenlally-ross7105
@colleenlally-ross7105 Ай бұрын
Omg! Hands-down slam-dunk my brand newest most FAVORITE comic!!!! Just discovered this wonderful young man and I couldn't be more impressed 🤗 he's hilarious w/o even a hint of crude, cussing or the all to common trash-talkin' of women...simply brilliant🤘I know his mama's CrazyProud of him😉🥰
@TheUnatuber
@TheUnatuber 2 ай бұрын
Beyond brilliant! (In other words, standard performance from Mr. Johnson!)
@Jenvick
@Jenvick 2 ай бұрын
I am hoping with all my heart that you pointed out the guy who's laugh my husband and I had been howling at for 10 minutes already.
@crimsonoakshadow
@crimsonoakshadow 2 ай бұрын
Josh has added 40k followers in the last week
@SpicyOatmilk
@SpicyOatmilk 2 ай бұрын
What is the picture next to your name?
@crimsonoakshadow
@crimsonoakshadow 2 ай бұрын
@@SpicyOatmilk It's a tiny picture of Josh. If you're a member (Join button) you pay a small amount per month and get access to some extra members-only videos and a different picture of Josh next to your name on comments on his videos. My picture indicates I've been a member less than a month.
@robertbeste
@robertbeste 2 ай бұрын
FAR too few.
@nikkidcoe
@nikkidcoe 2 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏
@Fakan
@Fakan Ай бұрын
For the Emperor!!! ...oh, you mean 40,000 people. 😉
@ChastityBeltzJourney
@ChastityBeltzJourney Ай бұрын
I LOVE the fact that the fit doesn’t change. There’s an authenticity in a no-frills, no-fluff, barebones presentation of his art that is refreshing. Please don’t change (. . . I mean, please remain true to you and your art as you blow up. . .)
@adriennelara9037
@adriennelara9037 2 ай бұрын
I think I was at this at how! You were amazing! Thank you for sharing your work!
@Maria.I4
@Maria.I4 2 ай бұрын
Now I have a nice start for Saturday evenings, too! Thank you so much for sharing twice a week!With this one I could really FEEL and see the future you gonna get if you want to. You were born to entertain ppl. Sending love from Finland!
@SpicyOatmilk
@SpicyOatmilk 2 ай бұрын
What is the picture next to your name?
@Maria.I4
@Maria.I4 2 ай бұрын
@@SpicyOatmilk for my understanding it’s a community member sticker, I have actually no idea how I got it, there’s plenty of others who has the same or another one depending how long they’ve been part of this community. I am not a bot, but a huge fan of Josh’s comedy and personality. 🙂
@lemon1657
@lemon1657 2 ай бұрын
If you think about it, grabbing his chest with an open hand also looks like when a distinguished lady clutches her pearls in shock 😂
@GooberDoober-fm4ws
@GooberDoober-fm4ws Ай бұрын
omg yes
@longlivedemocracy756
@longlivedemocracy756 2 ай бұрын
Too many tears shed on this video. I’m still crying about Trader Joe’s being out of peach jam! 😂🤣😭 Thank you, Josh for the Saturday pick me up! ❤
@stelmosfire11
@stelmosfire11 2 ай бұрын
My new fav comedian. Humble and wholesome. How refreshing. 🙏
@rickgiles3633
@rickgiles3633 2 ай бұрын
JJ is the best comedian out there and he is so hardworking and fast with his bits
@BOOMNERD51
@BOOMNERD51 2 ай бұрын
"Whattayou MEAN you're out of peach jam" gesture! ❤ A new favorite! Maybe it needs to be on a tee shirt! 😅
@SpicyOatmilk
@SpicyOatmilk 2 ай бұрын
What is the picture next to your name?
@MirageAtPlay
@MirageAtPlay 2 ай бұрын
I am downloading this for my airplane ride. Thank you for coming in clutch always!
@kath1626
@kath1626 2 ай бұрын
Okay, here's the thing, the hippocratic oath states "first, do no harm" - that's a wild one when it comes to Harvey because it could be argued that..... ah well, I'll show myself out.
@orlkorrect
@orlkorrect 2 ай бұрын
It doesn't say 'do no harm.' That's a myth.
@deeherrera2535
@deeherrera2535 2 ай бұрын
Western Massachusetts! We love you Josh! ❤ (btw - you have such a beautiful smile…just love listening to your brilliance!)
@nancystoltz9370
@nancystoltz9370 2 ай бұрын
Hello from Detroit! You must come here, you have the greatest talent! Your humor erases the the division this whole country is living thru in this moment in history. Truly. ❤
@mollykatzman2866
@mollykatzman2866 2 ай бұрын
Yay another Josh set! Always makes my day better
@SpicyOatmilk
@SpicyOatmilk 2 ай бұрын
What is the picture next to your name?
@RaggamuffinForever
@RaggamuffinForever 2 ай бұрын
Years later and he’s still a breath of fresh air.❤
@stephaniedillon1093
@stephaniedillon1093 2 ай бұрын
Exactly
@SeriousMoh
@SeriousMoh 2 ай бұрын
Wonder if they gonna give Diddy a walker.
@palehorse6655
@palehorse6655 2 ай бұрын
he did so much they might wheel him in a hospital bed with an iv and all the machines a iron lung too
@mykpoplevelusetobeobsessio9577
@mykpoplevelusetobeobsessio9577 2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀🤣
@mikefrost1312
@mikefrost1312 2 ай бұрын
He'll be in a whole wheelchair 😂 all those years of "diddy boppin" broke down his body!
@SnooperSwizzle0728
@SnooperSwizzle0728 2 ай бұрын
Even diddy knows a walker wont do it. He will need a wheelchair and a blind person tap stick and maybe even a handicap assist dog to help him out
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 ай бұрын
He’s gonna have dark sunglasses and a cane (with a little mirror on the bottom)
@kundayim
@kundayim 2 ай бұрын
the lady laugh at 16:58 😂😂😂
@kelleydavis100
@kelleydavis100 2 ай бұрын
It’s so fun to watch you climb your way to the top!! Your humor is phenomenal, and your delivery is brilliant! I am fully expecting to see you up on the big stage very soon, way to go!!!
@heidi3963
@heidi3963 2 ай бұрын
I am so grateful for all of your amazing videos!
@dinguloid
@dinguloid 2 ай бұрын
Quickly running towards one million subscribers, you deserve it Josh, thanks for all of your hard work.
@estherolawuyi1687
@estherolawuyi1687 2 ай бұрын
We love his pre-jokes, joke jokes, and post jokes. We love you, Josh
@msays1275
@msays1275 2 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson just saw you live the other night......one of the best night of my life!!! You're Awesome!!!....Please come back to the Midwest when you can. And I needed this treat right here❤❤❤❤😂
@SpicyOatmilk
@SpicyOatmilk 2 ай бұрын
What is the picture next to your name?
@dimestorepoet
@dimestorepoet 2 ай бұрын
Josh Joshnson sets have turned into my weekly therapy session.
@normaowens7569
@normaowens7569 2 ай бұрын
I love when we get an extra set on Saturday ❤ and boy did I need it.
@queensavage9896
@queensavage9896 2 ай бұрын
As a life long stand up fan, I have seen comics like Kat Williams , Bill Burr, Tom Papa, Monique....I like a wife range okay!? 😅 Thank you for restoring my faith in stand up comedy!! Make America Laugh Again?! 😂❤
@xogenius2619
@xogenius2619 2 ай бұрын
I swear to God Josh, your sets keep getting funnier and funnier!
@Meezy651
@Meezy651 2 ай бұрын
This is a real comedian.. Bro will never run out of content
@roxanneepstein5329
@roxanneepstein5329 2 ай бұрын
That lady’s laughter is the best!!
@DisorientedDesiree
@DisorientedDesiree 2 ай бұрын
Another solid set, great job! Had me cracking up
@jbeagle19
@jbeagle19 2 ай бұрын
Josh has this huge talent to make such benign topics funny😅😅😅😅❤
@keenancerff5359
@keenancerff5359 2 ай бұрын
You’re work ethic is phenomenal And you’re hilarious Stay shining And please come to South Africa
@grsafran
@grsafran 2 ай бұрын
This man's creativity is second to none.
@kathleenmorrison2908
@kathleenmorrison2908 2 ай бұрын
It's like my dad and I watching Dick Cheney's pacemaker get successfully replaced time and time again. We wouldn't have convicted a doctor for losing him on purpose. 😂
@offtarget1758
@offtarget1758 2 ай бұрын
Every time you touch on these topics you heal something in me and I am so grateful for your ability to shine light on such darkness and then dissolve that darkness in laughter. Truly magic, Josh. ❤️❤️
@veryaquaticpotatoe
@veryaquaticpotatoe 2 ай бұрын
I don't know how you put out as much stand up as you do but it's amazing and I'm here for it every time.
@patevans3709
@patevans3709 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for your generosity, Josh!
@soulfulsolomon
@soulfulsolomon 2 ай бұрын
15:14 why is Squidward laughing while filming 😭😭😭
@Licia88luv
@Licia88luv 2 ай бұрын
😂😂
@moon-stars-sun
@moon-stars-sun 2 ай бұрын
Josh you give women hope in men again, calling out all these gross pigs out, for what they are, and doing so hilariously! ❤
@ellanina801
@ellanina801 2 ай бұрын
👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻
@mpettway6982
@mpettway6982 2 ай бұрын
He's an incredibly intelligent and perceptive comic. I've never heard him punching down or pandering for cheap laughs. Just a good guy and a brilliant artist.
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