The Priest and the Pickle

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

Күн бұрын

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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 2 ай бұрын
Hi Friends thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe.
@azure5584
@azure5584 2 ай бұрын
TAKE THE LOVE, TAKE ALL OF THE LOVE AND... damn, I don't know, you deserve more than you can possibly accrue!
@kay9056
@kay9056 2 ай бұрын
Always 😊
@MOTmotheroftwins4651
@MOTmotheroftwins4651 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 funny 🤣
@th3gr81
@th3gr81 2 ай бұрын
Dude, you are putting out new videos of new material every few days and it’s always funny. No one would blame you for taking a vacation.
@ThestuffthatSaralikes
@ThestuffthatSaralikes 2 ай бұрын
Ahhhh!!! I missed the premiere 😢 But I’m here now. Happy Saturday yall!! Thanks Josh!!❤
@Spiderdude911
@Spiderdude911 Ай бұрын
It's nice to hear a story about a priest, a young boy, and a pickle that doesn't end in tears and years of therapy.
@lindakrause1140
@lindakrause1140 Ай бұрын
That’s hilarious and so true😂😂
@celesteschoolcraft691
@celesteschoolcraft691 Ай бұрын
My sides hurt from laughing this was great
@markcarey67
@markcarey67 2 ай бұрын
The hardest working hoodie and jeans combo in comedy.
@NaeDeen
@NaeDeen 2 ай бұрын
100%
@sunnie19
@sunnie19 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@itbetru2229
@itbetru2229 2 ай бұрын
This man needs a sponsorship from that hoodie company. 😂
@TheGuttersnipe
@TheGuttersnipe 2 ай бұрын
This man has that SpongeBob inventory 😂 you just know his closet got that combo on repeat
@kattlawrence3274
@kattlawrence3274 2 ай бұрын
@Wiwcharizard
@Wiwcharizard 2 ай бұрын
Priest and the pickle is a WILD title for a stand up special. I love it.
@Pussaychop
@Pussaychop 2 ай бұрын
Ocean’s 14
@Leviathan2dead2die
@Leviathan2dead2die 2 ай бұрын
@@Wiwcharizard lolz This isn't a special. It's just the recordings of the shows that he's doing. I believe he said he has a special coming up though? Or he's hoping for one something like that. He definitely deserves a special but to my knowledge he has never had one. I'm pretty sure his story about his buddy and the KKK barbecue was featured on some show though
@anastasijahabarova1533
@anastasijahabarova1533 2 ай бұрын
It sounds like a fable out of a kids’ story book, like “The Turtle and the Hare” 😂
@shinigami1357
@shinigami1357 2 ай бұрын
i did an actual double take
@nondisclosure3920
@nondisclosure3920 Ай бұрын
That pickle story killed me! 😂
@Henchman_Holding_Wrench
@Henchman_Holding_Wrench 2 ай бұрын
I appreciate an honest "I don't know" in any circumstance.
@Aryasvitkona
@Aryasvitkona 2 ай бұрын
I appreciate it more from people it really comes out of left field from. You a priest and admit you don't know if there's a god? You're the LAST person I expected that from that gets mad respect
@ThePurestMayhem
@ThePurestMayhem 2 ай бұрын
Yo facts. More people need to admit they don't know something rather than pretend or make up nonsense to sound intelligent
@alecLogan
@alecLogan 2 ай бұрын
@@ThePurestMayhem Personally, both is neat. Guessing alone and dying on that hill, nah, having nothing beyond the “idk,” nah, but a “lemme think on it” or “here’s what I think, but won’t fight/start shit over,” do alright for me.
@theelderbrain
@theelderbrain 2 ай бұрын
The field of psychology is very new, so for the longest time, spiritual leaders were seen as the resident mental health expert. Confession is basically a mini therapy session with some God sprinkled in. It's why hospitals and the military still have chaplains. In fact, chaplains are different from priests in that their job is to help everyone regardless of spiritual beliefs (or none). Chaplains usually learn about the spiritual practices of many faiths so that they can be sensitive and helpful, because their job is not to preach, but to offer a nonjudgmental space for spiritual healing. Long tangent, but I think that many priests, rabbis, imams, etc. view their role in a similar way. Rather than proclaim that they have found the correct interpretation and command that you follow, they have simply found the spiritual path that speaks to or works for them, and they felt a calling to help others through this spiritual lens. While they have their own bias, it is more important that people come away from their meetings with better mental and spiritual health than they went in, regardless of the specifics. The priest who isn't sure that there is a God might be having a crisis of faith, or they might realized that their faith is not about being radically convinced of their particular religious sect (which is statistically improbable), but simply they way they have chosen to walk a spiritual life. TLDR; To some, faith is less about God and their particulars, and more about a foray into the metaphysical and learning how to heal others beyond the nuts and bolts of biology. This priest knew that Josh wasn't Catholic and maybe didn't believe in God at all, so he brought his spiritual understanding of life to Josh's level. To simply chastise Josh about making God unhappy would be unhelpful and a waste of time.
@kathleensullivan4547
@kathleensullivan4547 2 ай бұрын
@wellhi2430
@wellhi2430 2 ай бұрын
As a Catholic, I'm relieved that the pickle and the priest aren't related.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын
😅😅 Ask someone who worked over 20 years at a Catholic institution, I feel that. And I also laughed when he talked about how the priest was going to keep his information private😅
@danirodriguez3682
@danirodriguez3682 2 ай бұрын
Nah that was the last set he posted
@hopskip1746
@hopskip1746 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@JohnDoe-pk2hs
@JohnDoe-pk2hs 2 ай бұрын
.... for now....
@opheliahamlet3508
@opheliahamlet3508 2 ай бұрын
😂
@salicecanady6522
@salicecanady6522 2 ай бұрын
No one can squeeze the juice from a long moment of silence as well as Josh Johnson.
@jacquelinedailey1444
@jacquelinedailey1444 Ай бұрын
He's comedic pause is the best I have ever seen. He will use a key phrase that everyone knows what he's about to talk about somehow. That pause right after is nothing but giggles from the audience
@valeriegillen5107
@valeriegillen5107 29 күн бұрын
His timing is impecable
@debbirhodes7185
@debbirhodes7185 2 ай бұрын
I’m an Episcopal priest, and that was a beautiful answer from that priest. I agree. We can’t really know but I know I’m living my life as a better person because of my faith. I’ll take those odds.
@taylor3950
@taylor3950 Ай бұрын
That’s lovely
@subliminalphish
@subliminalphish Ай бұрын
I agree and have always felt this way even as a small child .
@anthonyduncan1221
@anthonyduncan1221 2 ай бұрын
The fact that Josh made a whole story out of a jar of pickles is downright genius
@jarlaxlepoe1093
@jarlaxlepoe1093 2 ай бұрын
I was waiting for him to say the customer was Hannibal Buress the entire time. Was right there
@undeniablySomeGuy
@undeniablySomeGuy 2 ай бұрын
@@jarlaxlepoe1093 If you don't flick the pickle juice, was it really a jar of pickles story?
@pegm5937
@pegm5937 2 ай бұрын
"Not again!" Howled😂❤
@SeriousMoh
@SeriousMoh 2 ай бұрын
I will admit one thing. Until today my fav joke ever was "Oooohhh". This line surpassed it. Josh, you are a force to be reckoned with. You have bits that will follow me forever.
@lavadasnjokorn4732
@lavadasnjokorn4732 2 ай бұрын
I think I scared the birds away for miles when I laughed at that line. 🤣
@Tegrrl
@Tegrrl 2 ай бұрын
​@@SeriousMohYes!
@notjustafangirl7313
@notjustafangirl7313 2 ай бұрын
I made the mistake of eating while watching this and had food in my mouth at the time, so I was trying to laugh and not choke at the same time.
@lm9327
@lm9327 2 ай бұрын
Me too😂
@Nex_Addo
@Nex_Addo 2 ай бұрын
The way this man makes full fuckin comedy sets feel like a regular conversation with Our Hilarious Friend Josh is unreal. I don't know how one man can produce this much authentic, funny and insightful content.
@lavadasnjokorn4732
@lavadasnjokorn4732 2 ай бұрын
FR, Josh is such a comfort in these crazy times. Like an old friend who drops by now and then. 💕
@LIL-MAN_theOG
@LIL-MAN_theOG 2 ай бұрын
funny thing is, this is how comedy used to be from the greats...but for the last 20 years, its been about these mailed in, rinse and repeat comedy sets.
@allmyedgesaresharp
@allmyedgesaresharp 2 ай бұрын
Yeah it's like you can watch a comic through the years of their career and every set is all the same jokes with maybe one new joke per set if we are lucky. Josh is new every time, love him!
@madoldbatwoman
@madoldbatwoman 2 ай бұрын
I know, I'm in the UK my friend and it's just like when one of my friends comes in and says "So, ..." and I know I'm going to need my inhaler any second now.
@serenityacheron
@serenityacheron 2 ай бұрын
I was just thinking about this. Consistently good, frequently posted topical comedy is a rare gift
@OctaviaAtlas
@OctaviaAtlas 2 ай бұрын
Josh has the weirdest and most incredible stories. His curiosity about others is the gift that keeps on giving. 😂
@KinoStudentX
@KinoStudentX 2 ай бұрын
He's from the part of Louisiana we don't claim. I'm sure the stories are endless 😂
@AM-wi9mx
@AM-wi9mx 2 ай бұрын
When he yelled "Not again!" I hit that like button so fast. I think I injured myself 🤣
@cassievining340
@cassievining340 Ай бұрын
That sounds exactly like something he’d do! 😂😂😂
@user-gb7vx5qu3h
@user-gb7vx5qu3h 2 ай бұрын
i loved how Josh said, "..... a VERY dusty shelf." It just made the whole thing clear.
@rashaadsabur
@rashaadsabur 2 ай бұрын
Best millennial comedian hands down. You're doing our generation proud sir! 🫡
@YourLocalNobody420
@YourLocalNobody420 2 ай бұрын
He's millennial? He looks 20
@LadyJAC89
@LadyJAC89 2 ай бұрын
@@YourLocalNobody420I think he’s 34. Gen Z could never….. yet lol
@haddawayhideaway
@haddawayhideaway 2 ай бұрын
@@YourLocalNobody420Black don’t crack!
@ladybugauntiep
@ladybugauntiep 2 ай бұрын
Agreed
@twincast2005
@twincast2005 2 ай бұрын
​@YourLocalNobody420 IKR. I did a double-take the first time I heard him bring up how things used to be (phones, internet, et cetera). Anyhow, he has mentioned in one of these that he graduated high school in 2008, so a Millennial he is.
@brendatomlinson
@brendatomlinson 2 ай бұрын
“I definitely missed a funeral” 😂
@smorris7713
@smorris7713 2 ай бұрын
Bruh I was soooo invested in that pickle story 😆😆😆😆😆 And that 84 year old priest, RESPECT ✊🏽
@LLJVBass
@LLJVBass 2 ай бұрын
3:33 Sounds like the priest understood what "faith" means. I remember stumping some morman missionaries asking them, "What's faith if you're so sure?"
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 Ай бұрын
What was their response?
@hebercluff1665
@hebercluff1665 Ай бұрын
​@@maryrosekent8223 If they had done their homework, they should've said something like "Faith isn't perfect knowledge. It's placing your hope on God". Something like that. Basically, "faith" to Mormons isn't about knowing God is there. It's about trusting his teachings enough to follow through with it, because you believe that living like this will ultimately be for your good. The way I personally think of it, if you met Jesus on the street and was the type of person who would be friends with him, then you're a faithful person. Living a "sinful" life warps your character in a way that makes you and God incompatible. A lot of our missionaries go out completely unprepared to talk to strangers about this stuff. I fumbled or couldn't answer questions I should've known because I was too nervous. Plus, a lot of the time, people we talk to ask questions we hadn't considered before, so we have to go home and look into it. Mormons usually see going on a mission half as a character building exercise and an act of faith. We don't really think people should be converted to our faith because the missionaries were very eloquent or well spoken. We tend to hold the belief that God will personally take care of it, and that we're there to just be there when we're needed. The only people I ever baptized were people who already wanted to join a church or were already looking for God in their own way. If you're living the right way, you'll be in the right place and the right time.
@maikkoh7458
@maikkoh7458 18 күн бұрын
@maryrosekent8223 The correct answer is more on the lines of "Since I believe that God lives and loves you and me, my faith becomes a power that magnifies my righteous efforts. The more effort I give, the stronger my faith is. Through faith in Jesus, I can overcome all things." The question "How can I also know for sure?" is easier to answer. In contrast, @LLJVBass's pivot question is more challenging for 18-21-year-olds because it can derail the intended conversation and introduce a potentially hostile tone to the interaction.
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 6 күн бұрын
@ “God” is a prop for the weak.
@mjm5565
@mjm5565 2 ай бұрын
I was also a non-Catholic at a Catholic high school, and I too went to the occasional confession just for fun. Josh's priest was WAY cooler than my seminarian!
@michelemahone
@michelemahone 2 ай бұрын
Josh, to the best of my knowledge, has never repeated a set, but they flow like he’s done them a hundred times. That’s an unbelievable skill. I’ve done stand up and live TV for twenty years,this young man is going to be a true comedy legend. Mark my words.
@BrookePalmer
@BrookePalmer Ай бұрын
I was too, but I never tried to do confessional 😆 I remember feeling pretty psyched I didn't have to 😅now I wish I had tried! I think one time I did try to get the communion but everyone giving out communion knew and they were like... no. ahahahaa
@jennifergsbriel7180
@jennifergsbriel7180 2 ай бұрын
Josh is the only person who can make laugh even if Im having the worst day of my life. Gotta love him for that.
@MissJoy16
@MissJoy16 2 ай бұрын
I hope things improve for you very soon 🫂💚
@lovelaj0149
@lovelaj0149 2 ай бұрын
The "not again" with the mic lowered to make it sound like it was coming from a far away isle, is so funny
@Kalemba6
@Kalemba6 2 ай бұрын
"I just want the juice and the jar" might be the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life
@gmy33
@gmy33 Ай бұрын
Same here ... though
@lesmars3
@lesmars3 2 ай бұрын
Fire as usual, but "A LOOSE PICKLE😫" had me rollin'🤣
@jimbubbatube
@jimbubbatube 2 ай бұрын
Man! Josh is almost at a Million subscribers. I bet he pushes through that milestone in the next few days.
@mitsypouskat7591
@mitsypouskat7591 2 ай бұрын
Friends be telling friends right, I've pushed josh johnson on 3 people I think. And they love him!
@octavius3800
@octavius3800 2 ай бұрын
You're probably right! And I can't wait. Long live Josh Johnson!!!
@sofiauzumaki810
@sofiauzumaki810 2 ай бұрын
Frrr
@kinggnarles
@kinggnarles 2 ай бұрын
Plus one!
@D0V3_D0V3
@D0V3_D0V3 2 ай бұрын
​@@mitsypouskat7591I found out about Josh from my cousin and can't wait to take my Sun to his show
@samuelwiseman-m7u
@samuelwiseman-m7u 2 ай бұрын
Josh is the greatest comedian of his generation and time will prove this true
@wingv313
@wingv313 2 ай бұрын
Thousands of us posted comments on The Daily Show the 1st time we saw Josh on there. It was obvious he was going to be successful. Thousands of us said to keep him on the show b/c he was so funny & relatable. It’s so awesome to see him doing so well & handling the rush of it all. Wishing him continued success & happiness.👏🏼😄🎉💫
@SWolfmoon
@SWolfmoon Ай бұрын
I agree, it also doesn't hurt that he is absolutely adorable.
@wingv313
@wingv313 Ай бұрын
@@SWolfmoon I know right! 😁
@cjhan47
@cjhan47 Ай бұрын
Agreed. He should be the permanent host.
@darkandstormymama
@darkandstormymama 2 ай бұрын
I literally laughed so hard i woke people up....."again?!"
@jennifergsbriel7180
@jennifergsbriel7180 2 ай бұрын
Omg me too. I dont think i can watch him in public places 😂
@thesubhumancomedy
@thesubhumancomedy 2 ай бұрын
So now they're woke! I hope you had MAGA neighbours. ;p
@Work2022-
@Work2022- 2 ай бұрын
Watching Josh Johnson's sets, he puts out 2x/week incredibly all hilarious, not only makes us joyful, but leaves us enlightened every time. This young man is brilliant and creative! Thank you Josh.
@AnimefortheLazyman
@AnimefortheLazyman 2 ай бұрын
Not only that…did nobody notice that this is from Sept 4? So that means Josh didn’t just START doing two sets a week, he has been churning out TWO different Sets per week for a god knows how long, and just NOW is releasing the backlog? Next year he’s gonna a tell us “oh actually u was doing one EVERY DAY
@SilentStrike117
@SilentStrike117 2 ай бұрын
We need him on the daily show more
@Madleesus2579
@Madleesus2579 2 ай бұрын
Waiting for him to blow up and become mega, while praying fame can't ruin him like it does the majority. He seems incorruptible, but so have many others who turned out to be otherwise once they made millions. "Stay pure Josh!"
@1bestfriend2u18
@1bestfriend2u18 2 ай бұрын
13:10 he went from $300 to $5000 😂😂😂 everybody has a price 😂
@vl5008
@vl5008 Ай бұрын
Mine was $50. 😭 I gotta take lessons from Josh.
@bsug29
@bsug29 Ай бұрын
Frfr I live down south and they just started selling pickle juice shots like in a lil 5-hour energy bottle 😵‍💫
@Myunsolicitedthoughts
@Myunsolicitedthoughts 2 ай бұрын
He makes the simplest things seems so large and heavy but beautiful and funny 😂😂😂😂
@gmx7424
@gmx7424 2 ай бұрын
Philosophy at its best. ❤️
@DatFeature
@DatFeature 2 ай бұрын
0:35 frfr that’s the most innocent way that’s been broken down 🤣🤣
@Myron90
@Myron90 2 ай бұрын
Yeah my elementary school teachers might not be around anymore
@Antifrost
@Antifrost 2 ай бұрын
14:32 At this point in the story, I was expecting him to say "We got a new hire and I told them to 'put some pickles on the shelf' and this is what they did" :v
@liamevans7661
@liamevans7661 2 ай бұрын
That’s what I was expecting too😂
@KOKO-uu7yd
@KOKO-uu7yd 2 ай бұрын
Mee threee!!!😂😂
@chantelegorham6005
@chantelegorham6005 2 ай бұрын
Hey Everybody!! Make sure that whenever Josh comes to your city, please go to his show. I laughed from the time I sat down until I left.
@datgrrl_official
@datgrrl_official 2 ай бұрын
Let me write this down so I dinnae forget. When Josh comes to my town...go...
@chantelegorham6005
@chantelegorham6005 2 ай бұрын
@@datgrrl_official Really? Are you being a jerk?
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 2 ай бұрын
@@chantelegorham6005Some people. Smh. But so far you’ve got 67 likes so we get it. All of this free content and to go see him would not only be hilarious but a way to support him and thanks for all the laughs. Especially during this very stressful year.
@chantelegorham6005
@chantelegorham6005 2 ай бұрын
@phoenixgirl70 Thank you. You definitely understood what I was saying. Take care!!
@Karen-p9t5g
@Karen-p9t5g 2 ай бұрын
Would go in a heart beat. Josh needs to come to western Canada.
@Jimbobfromoklahoma
@Jimbobfromoklahoma 2 ай бұрын
I appreciate content creators just being straight up about how engagement works. I’m fact this post counts as engagement.
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 2 ай бұрын
And so does this reply! Happy to help him in anyway and also everyone in the comments is happy! Have a great weekend!
@Jimbobfromoklahoma
@Jimbobfromoklahoma 2 ай бұрын
@@phoenixgirl70 you too!
@shadowmomma
@shadowmomma 2 ай бұрын
I’m gonna engage the F outta his videos!
@MovableNu
@MovableNu Ай бұрын
I’ll also engage for the algo! Does anyone know how replies compare to new comments, though?
@brendarose3941
@brendarose3941 2 ай бұрын
This is how some of the comedy greats got started. He is on his way to the top. I like smart comedians who are great storytellers and this young man is really good at it. Keep up the good work Josh! ❤
@brittaingtrave
@brittaingtrave 2 ай бұрын
Josh on a Saturday morning!!! Just the best 😄😄😄😄
@minirth.maggie
@minirth.maggie 2 ай бұрын
The denouement of the pickle story had me in literal tears omg 😂
@teenygozer
@teenygozer 2 ай бұрын
I love these bi-weekly visits with ya, Josh. Always great to hear anything you have to say! So funny!
@EasyJake_Oven
@EasyJake_Oven Ай бұрын
You are one of the best comedians of our time. Hands down. Freshest material at a rate unseen. Bravo good sir, and thank you.
@PAMELAMc-y5k
@PAMELAMc-y5k 2 ай бұрын
Josh is so insightful. Listening to him feels like a conversation with a smart, funny friend.
@rrrrrr9894
@rrrrrr9894 2 ай бұрын
I just wanted to tell you Josh I am fighting cancer very hard right now and everything mentally and physically is really hard on me but watching your shows help me so much I look forward to your new content and for those brief moments I forget that I even have cancer
@lilly_ann
@lilly_ann Ай бұрын
Hoping you get better soon
@LA-pi1xf
@LA-pi1xf 2 ай бұрын
That pickle story is hilarious 😂
@kufitop
@kufitop 2 ай бұрын
My dude!!! If there's any comedian putting out this volume of new content at this rate, at this quality, I am totally unaware. I've said before I wouldn't put upon you comparisons to some legendary comedians that have come before, and I will hold to that. But! You are one of the most incisive, biting, empathetic, kind, and truthful artists I've seen in my lifetime - and I'm old by some measures. Your ability to entertain and critique, with truthfulness, kindness, and without shouting, does so much more to bring thoughtful people together. I continue to be in awe. Thanks for all you do, your art, your work, and technique. Cheers!
@electrified0
@electrified0 2 ай бұрын
It's funny how priests and rabbis and similar roles are often much more comfortable discussing their doubts than their flock. I think part of it is them trying to build a rapport with you, but beyond that they've already demonstrated their devotion and have no one to convince of anything and are able to just speak their mind freely.
@louisasmiles
@louisasmiles 13 күн бұрын
Youd be surprised how many priests and vicars dont believe in anything. Its just ajob.
@tatianapavel9858
@tatianapavel9858 2 ай бұрын
In my childhood we had planetarium in our church building. In love with starry nights forever.
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 2 ай бұрын
Damn that sounds like it’d keep peoples attention. At least mine! Did they do lazer Pink Floyd on the weekends cause that’d bring in the money!
@tatianapavel9858
@tatianapavel9858 2 ай бұрын
@@phoenixgirl70 I mean churches were prohibited. Thanks God people managed to save that building. Worships were back right after communists left the country in a complete disaster.
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 2 ай бұрын
​@@tatianapavel9858It's amazing how cultural bias affects our perspective. When I read your initial post, I'm thinking "how cool is that, a church with a planetarium. I'd go there!" as if it was an ingenious combination of the two. Because, as Josh rightly points out, here in the US there's nothing off limits when it comes to churches and making money. However, when I read your response, oof, did that hit hard. I'm old enough to remember The Wall coming down and the things that came before. Now, there are generations, aka my kids, that don't have an understanding of how things were in your country and others. Even myself, since I didn't live there, have a much different perspective than someone who lived through those times. I'm glad you shared this unique experience. It really gave me a profound reminder of history and our shared humanity. Note: as you can gather from the comment you replied to, planetariums here often hosted other creative ventures, such as light shows and movies projected on the domed ceiling. Have a beautiful day, friend!🌍💜😸
@tatianapavel9858
@tatianapavel9858 2 ай бұрын
@@erinmac4750 my great grand parents were forced out of Poland. It looks like we were forced out of church as well...
@originalcosmicgirl
@originalcosmicgirl 2 ай бұрын
Your pickle story made me laugh so hard that I actually cried. Real tears, trouble breathing, the whole nine. Its been a while since I laughed that hard, so thank you. 🤣❤
@mcimon91
@mcimon91 2 ай бұрын
I don't think you'll ever be able to top that pickle story!!😂 I was screaming laughing in my pillow to not scare my neighbours omg!!!😂😂👍👍💚
@piramaniak
@piramaniak 2 ай бұрын
I don't know how you're so consistently funny and topical. It honestly blows my mind.
@v312ym34n_is_very_mean
@v312ym34n_is_very_mean 2 ай бұрын
I went through the whole gamut of emotions with this skit. It went from surprisingly wholesome to wtf middle America bizarre, a wild ride.
@nicolehowe1742
@nicolehowe1742 2 ай бұрын
OMG "not again" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kyrantrivedi6770
@kyrantrivedi6770 2 ай бұрын
laughed so hard I almost cried… seriously needed this today
@zenseed75
@zenseed75 2 ай бұрын
Algorithm do your thang. This man, I tell ya. 😹
@lwills8609
@lwills8609 2 ай бұрын
This had me in tears. I was trying to hold in my laughter and it is hurting. I am seriously supposed to be writing my sermon for services today and I saw this title and couldn't resist. Yes, I am procrastinating. 🙏🏽❤😂✝
@terasesnyder1626
@terasesnyder1626 2 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@johannacroci3371
@johannacroci3371 2 ай бұрын
Love from România! Thank you for the weekly dose of sanity!
@Hinatachan360
@Hinatachan360 2 ай бұрын
I felt the "NOT AGAIN!" in the core of my soul 😂😂😂😂😂
@msays1275
@msays1275 2 ай бұрын
Oh! I wasn't expecting this!...how could I forget!. Thank you Josh Johnson for this Saturday Treat❤😂
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын
He's expanded from every Tuesday to Tuesdays and Saturdays
@LoraHauschildt
@LoraHauschildt 2 ай бұрын
This young man makes me laugh so hard....may need to invest in some "depends" for watching!!😂😂😂😂😂
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 2 ай бұрын
Yes my friends would joke we’d call panty liners party liners in case you laughed too hard and peed a little. 😅
@KOKO-uu7yd
@KOKO-uu7yd 2 ай бұрын
Hmmmm....🤔🤔🤔 I'm lucky enough to be seeing him in a few weeks. Maybe I'll wear something baggy with "special" underwear, just in case 😅😅
@LoraHauschildt
@LoraHauschildt 2 ай бұрын
@@KOKO-uu7yd Probably a good idea. I envy you!! LOL 😆
@lynnmckenna9934
@lynnmckenna9934 2 ай бұрын
Every one of these sets could be a whole HBO special! So well crafted- so deeply insightful- and so funny!!!!!
@MovableNu
@MovableNu Ай бұрын
As a Lutheran studying to be a pastor, I liked that priest’s answer. Most myths, forms of thought, and religions generally want to encourage people to live better as individuals and in community. Also, thanks Josh for building this great community and best of luck on tour!
@thorgerdurhalldorsdottir1402
@thorgerdurhalldorsdottir1402 2 ай бұрын
How much do I love this guy? Yes
@katherinesotol9367
@katherinesotol9367 2 ай бұрын
Thank you, Josh. I finally heard a concise and accurate explanation that mirrors my own thoughts on the existence of a god. That it came from a Catholic priest is astonishing.
@hopskip1746
@hopskip1746 2 ай бұрын
Only this man can take a thought so point and deep (“I know I’ll be happy with how I lived my life..”)and smoothly segway it into a joke. Was over-here reflecting and what not then BANG 😂ugh
@danneperry
@danneperry 2 ай бұрын
The pickle juice thief was Hannibal Buress.
@chriskringle5191
@chriskringle5191 2 ай бұрын
IYKYK.... 🤣
@kerrychristensen7204
@kerrychristensen7204 2 ай бұрын
😂💚
@cat_duck
@cat_duck 2 ай бұрын
​@@chriskringle5191IDK😭😢
@Zzz-ff1np
@Zzz-ff1np 2 ай бұрын
🤣
@jkap34
@jkap34 2 ай бұрын
​@@chriskringle5191 that translates to LOOK but I know what you mean
@CaptainTenille
@CaptainTenille 2 ай бұрын
In a suit and tie, I almost didn't recognize Josh on MSNBC the other day lol. Always a pleasure to see him.
@jenn976
@jenn976 2 ай бұрын
The pickle thing was one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time.
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib 2 ай бұрын
Josh always make my day. The Priest is to funny. Driving isn’t his forte 😂😂😂
@Danne313
@Danne313 2 ай бұрын
Sometimes i feel like a loose wet pickle on a dusty shelf. Out of my comfort zone, displayed and unwanted.
@ganbaroteam6547
@ganbaroteam6547 2 ай бұрын
Nawww everyone has a place, even a loose pickle gets a punch line and is seen by us all!
@fionabryant7923
@fionabryant7923 Ай бұрын
Hey yeh, you all right..keep hanging with good people ❤
@draquela96
@draquela96 Ай бұрын
Lmfao 😂 I love this
@mellowyellow2576
@mellowyellow2576 2 ай бұрын
Some mysteries will never be solved from God to Pickle shenanigans. 💜😭
@ganbaroteam6547
@ganbaroteam6547 2 ай бұрын
I like them being equally weighted too 😊
@ShellyWolfe73
@ShellyWolfe73 2 ай бұрын
I ABSOLUTELY LOVEEE JOSH.. The BEST comedian right now and I just think Josh is going to blow up and be on his way to making it big time. I'm talking about his own Netflix special I have been obsessed with Josh since I found this channel because he makes me laugh so hard that I'm crying😂😂😂
@cosmicblu4726
@cosmicblu4726 2 ай бұрын
Ive heard for years that gas stations make essentially no profit off gasoline/diesel sales bc of competition. What they really want to sell is snacks, drinks, fried food, pizza, lotto tockets etc which is where the money is at.
@RetroGamersDen
@RetroGamersDen 2 ай бұрын
This is true I know someone who owns a gas station. They only make a couple cents per gallon. There bread and butter is everything so inside the establishment Mainely cooked food
@noahsbro246
@noahsbro246 2 ай бұрын
Just like anywhere else, the real profit margin is selling water. Fountain sodas are costing the business only a few cents.
@Maderlololohio
@Maderlololohio 2 ай бұрын
​@@noahsbro246wow. The future is here. Water making the most profit 😢
@ira__s
@ira__s 2 ай бұрын
and pickles now too
@THICCTHICCTHICC
@THICCTHICCTHICC 2 ай бұрын
​@@ira__sthey've always sold pickles in my experience
@Rae-hg9or
@Rae-hg9or 2 ай бұрын
So funny. I’m laying here with a fractured knee and this got me laughing. Painfully 😂😂!
@jedidahkagendo7219
@jedidahkagendo7219 2 ай бұрын
Sorry about your knee, good that you have Josh to tide you over.... he's the BEST.
@Rae-hg9or
@Rae-hg9or 2 ай бұрын
@@jedidahkagendo7219 Thank you! Yes, he’s hilarious and I hope he’s on SNL soon. His timing and stories are just something we’re not always seeing anymore. My 14 year old was walking by and heard him and he loves him too! Hey any day my 14 year old son and I laugh together is a great day! Thanks to Josh. You take care and watch out for speed bumps when you’re walking!😂😂
@Amy-lf5kn
@Amy-lf5kn 2 ай бұрын
This is one of my all time favorites!!! Your observations about just life "stuff" always make me laugh aloud. I miss the podcast but I'm glad you knew to take a break for yourself and Logan. I'm looking forward to listening again.
@All4OneMatt
@All4OneMatt 2 ай бұрын
The dust is character 😂
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 2 ай бұрын
Josh, this is the penultimate juxtaposition in a set! How you can touch the deepest soul of human experience to the most absurd oddities in one smooth story set is astounding. What a gift and heart, too! My friend, when you come to the Bay Area, I'd be more than happy to drive you around, anywhere, gas money be damned! 💜
@theterigamble
@theterigamble 2 ай бұрын
Oh my goodness, my face hurts from laughing so hard. I would be so disconcerted seeing loose pickles like that - that must be so stressful for that shop owner lol.
@birchwwolf
@birchwwolf 2 ай бұрын
16:46 real Josh jumpscare
@tigerrom03
@tigerrom03 2 ай бұрын
😂dust is character🤣 I’ll use that when I have no energy to dust. 😂
@Tegrrl
@Tegrrl 2 ай бұрын
Oh my god, this is hilarious!!! You are so funny. And that's just the truth. Thank you. I was so happy to see that your Saturday video was up...your sharing Josh could heal children. You are the butterfly wings that change the trajectory of the planet. Be brave and continue. Thank you.
@fanodast
@fanodast 2 ай бұрын
Wow! This ten minute gas station bit that turns into the pickle jar story which gets funnier and funnier and then ends on a perfect note - fantastic! I often write lol, but this time I really did laugh out loud.
@Mysterious_Chaos_Wolf
@Mysterious_Chaos_Wolf 2 ай бұрын
8:57 As someone from Kentucky, as soon as you said “I was at a gas station in Kentucky…” I immediately went “oh god”. We’ve got horses and bourbon and that’s literally it, everything else sucks.
@CrayonMemories
@CrayonMemories 8 күн бұрын
I laughed so hard a the pickle story that my stomach, sides and back were all in pain and I was having trouble breathing. 😂😂😂😂😂
@LottieDeLuscious
@LottieDeLuscious 2 ай бұрын
I thought the other day how one of my favorite teachers, my second grade teacher, Mrs.Piazzon, is probably dead
@Maderlololohio
@Maderlololohio 2 ай бұрын
She might make it to 116
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib 2 ай бұрын
Flowers at the gas station is to much😂😂😂
@toinfinityandback
@toinfinityandback 2 ай бұрын
"May I offer a suggestion" 😂😂😂😂
@aishafreestyleable
@aishafreestyleable 2 ай бұрын
I cant wait for his first netflix special
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 ай бұрын
We were in the dark ages for so long, now we’re in the Joshlightenment!!
@earthquake903
@earthquake903 2 ай бұрын
Good morning Josh, thanks for the upload, love your humor and storytelling ❤❤❤❤
@estherstephens1858
@estherstephens1858 2 ай бұрын
I watch documentaries, some news, weather, history and many, many more YT videos but Josh is definitely my go to guy to laugh (sometimes cry from laughing) 😂😂😂. Thank you, Josh. 1million subs. LET’S GO!!!!!
@0_Body
@0_Body 2 ай бұрын
I thought the Priest was going to offer him a Pickle
@gent_Carolina
@gent_Carolina 2 ай бұрын
Hahaha _roflsnort_ "Not again!" Bwahaha 🤣
@elliemadge2922
@elliemadge2922 2 ай бұрын
Thank you Josh for the laughter. You are my go to guy in this goofy time we're in.
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib 2 ай бұрын
Dusty pickle 😂😂😂😂😂
@ThomasineTerry-rz6lb
@ThomasineTerry-rz6lb 2 ай бұрын
This video is amazing! I'm hooked!
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 2 ай бұрын
Make sure you’re subbed with all notifs on and never miss him. Can’t wait for him to get a million subscribers and he’s posting 2 videos a week instead of one! 😁
@apctoolfrk
@apctoolfrk 2 ай бұрын
Josh and pickles are 2 of my favorite things 🙌🏻
@CarolMiller-qu9te
@CarolMiller-qu9te 2 ай бұрын
Now this is what I needed today!
@eeehone
@eeehone 2 ай бұрын
❤ I love your sense of humor. I can't wait til the next drop😂
@jmay-v
@jmay-v 2 ай бұрын
Tears running down my face... My asthma started acting up I was laughing sooooo hard! Thank you, Josh Johnson ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@faeray1016
@faeray1016 2 ай бұрын
Best comedy out right now
@Wizofawes
@Wizofawes 2 ай бұрын
@8:10 they missed this. All flowers are shipped in fridges. Next time you visit SD, you can relax in my garden
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