The Priest and the Pickle

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

Күн бұрын

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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 29 күн бұрын
Hi Friends thanks for watching. Make sure to like and subscribe.
@azure5584
@azure5584 29 күн бұрын
TAKE THE LOVE, TAKE ALL OF THE LOVE AND... damn, I don't know, you deserve more than you can possibly accrue!
@kay9056
@kay9056 29 күн бұрын
Always 😊
@MOTmotheroftwins4651
@MOTmotheroftwins4651 29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 funny 🤣
@th3gr81
@th3gr81 29 күн бұрын
Dude, you are putting out new videos of new material every few days and it’s always funny. No one would blame you for taking a vacation.
@ThestuffthatSaralikes
@ThestuffthatSaralikes 29 күн бұрын
Ahhhh!!! I missed the premiere 😢 But I’m here now. Happy Saturday yall!! Thanks Josh!!❤
@markcarey67
@markcarey67 28 күн бұрын
The hardest working hoodie and jeans combo in comedy.
@NaeDeen
@NaeDeen 28 күн бұрын
100%
@sunnie19
@sunnie19 28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@itbetru2229
@itbetru2229 28 күн бұрын
This man needs a sponsorship from that hoodie company. 😂
@TheGuttersnipe
@TheGuttersnipe 28 күн бұрын
This man has that SpongeBob inventory 😂 you just know his closet got that combo on repeat
@kattlawrence3274
@kattlawrence3274 28 күн бұрын
@Spiderdude911
@Spiderdude911 25 күн бұрын
It's nice to hear a story about a priest, a young boy, and a pickle that doesn't end in tears and years of therapy.
@lindakrause1140
@lindakrause1140 19 күн бұрын
That’s hilarious and so true😂😂
@celesteschoolcraft691
@celesteschoolcraft691 16 күн бұрын
My sides hurt from laughing this was great
@Wiwcharizard
@Wiwcharizard 29 күн бұрын
Priest and the pickle is a WILD title for a stand up special. I love it.
@Pussaychop
@Pussaychop 28 күн бұрын
Ocean’s 14
@Leviathan2dead2die
@Leviathan2dead2die 28 күн бұрын
@@Wiwcharizard lolz This isn't a special. It's just the recordings of the shows that he's doing. I believe he said he has a special coming up though? Or he's hoping for one something like that. He definitely deserves a special but to my knowledge he has never had one. I'm pretty sure his story about his buddy and the KKK barbecue was featured on some show though
@anastasijahabarova1533
@anastasijahabarova1533 28 күн бұрын
It sounds like a fable out of a kids’ story book, like “The Turtle and the Hare” 😂
@shinigami1357
@shinigami1357 27 күн бұрын
i did an actual double take
@nondisclosure3920
@nondisclosure3920 11 күн бұрын
That pickle story killed me! 😂
@Henchman_Holding_Wrench
@Henchman_Holding_Wrench 29 күн бұрын
I appreciate an honest "I don't know" in any circumstance.
@Aryasvitkona
@Aryasvitkona 28 күн бұрын
I appreciate it more from people it really comes out of left field from. You a priest and admit you don't know if there's a god? You're the LAST person I expected that from that gets mad respect
@ThePurestMayhem
@ThePurestMayhem 28 күн бұрын
Yo facts. More people need to admit they don't know something rather than pretend or make up nonsense to sound intelligent
@alecLogan
@alecLogan 28 күн бұрын
@@ThePurestMayhem Personally, both is neat. Guessing alone and dying on that hill, nah, having nothing beyond the “idk,” nah, but a “lemme think on it” or “here’s what I think, but won’t fight/start shit over,” do alright for me.
@theelderbrain
@theelderbrain 28 күн бұрын
The field of psychology is very new, so for the longest time, spiritual leaders were seen as the resident mental health expert. Confession is basically a mini therapy session with some God sprinkled in. It's why hospitals and the military still have chaplains. In fact, chaplains are different from priests in that their job is to help everyone regardless of spiritual beliefs (or none). Chaplains usually learn about the spiritual practices of many faiths so that they can be sensitive and helpful, because their job is not to preach, but to offer a nonjudgmental space for spiritual healing. Long tangent, but I think that many priests, rabbis, imams, etc. view their role in a similar way. Rather than proclaim that they have found the correct interpretation and command that you follow, they have simply found the spiritual path that speaks to or works for them, and they felt a calling to help others through this spiritual lens. While they have their own bias, it is more important that people come away from their meetings with better mental and spiritual health than they went in, regardless of the specifics. The priest who isn't sure that there is a God might be having a crisis of faith, or they might realized that their faith is not about being radically convinced of their particular religious sect (which is statistically improbable), but simply they way they have chosen to walk a spiritual life. TLDR; To some, faith is less about God and their particulars, and more about a foray into the metaphysical and learning how to heal others beyond the nuts and bolts of biology. This priest knew that Josh wasn't Catholic and maybe didn't believe in God at all, so he brought his spiritual understanding of life to Josh's level. To simply chastise Josh about making God unhappy would be unhelpful and a waste of time.
@kathleensullivan4547
@kathleensullivan4547 28 күн бұрын
@debbirhodes7185
@debbirhodes7185 27 күн бұрын
I’m an Episcopal priest, and that was a beautiful answer from that priest. I agree. We can’t really know but I know I’m living my life as a better person because of my faith. I’ll take those odds.
@taylor3950
@taylor3950 25 күн бұрын
That’s lovely
@subliminalphish
@subliminalphish 17 күн бұрын
I agree and have always felt this way even as a small child .
@salicecanady6522
@salicecanady6522 28 күн бұрын
No one can squeeze the juice from a long moment of silence as Josh Johnson.
@jacquelinedailey1444
@jacquelinedailey1444 13 күн бұрын
He's comedic pause is the best I have ever seen. He will use a key phrase that everyone knows what he's about to talk about somehow. That pause right after is nothing but giggles from the audience
@wellhi2430
@wellhi2430 29 күн бұрын
As a Catholic, I'm relieved that the pickle and the priest aren't related.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 29 күн бұрын
😅😅 Ask someone who worked over 20 years at a Catholic institution, I feel that. And I also laughed when he talked about how the priest was going to keep his information private😅
@danirodriguez3682
@danirodriguez3682 29 күн бұрын
Nah that was the last set he posted
@hopskip1746
@hopskip1746 29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@JohnDoe-pk2hs
@JohnDoe-pk2hs 29 күн бұрын
.... for now....
@opheliahamlet3508
@opheliahamlet3508 28 күн бұрын
😂
@anthonyduncan1221
@anthonyduncan1221 29 күн бұрын
The fact that Josh made a whole story out of a jar of pickles is downright genius
@jarlaxlepoe1093
@jarlaxlepoe1093 28 күн бұрын
I was waiting for him to say the customer was Hannibal Buress the entire time. Was right there
@undeniablySomeGuy
@undeniablySomeGuy 28 күн бұрын
@@jarlaxlepoe1093 If you don't flick the pickle juice, was it really a jar of pickles story?
@Nex_Addo
@Nex_Addo 29 күн бұрын
The way this man makes full fuckin comedy sets feel like a regular conversation with Our Hilarious Friend Josh is unreal. I don't know how one man can produce this much authentic, funny and insightful content.
@lavadasnjokorn4732
@lavadasnjokorn4732 29 күн бұрын
FR, Josh is such a comfort in these crazy times. Like an old friend who drops by now and then. 💕
@LIL-MAN_theOG
@LIL-MAN_theOG 28 күн бұрын
funny thing is, this is how comedy used to be from the greats...but for the last 20 years, its been about these mailed in, rinse and repeat comedy sets.
@allmyedgesaresharp
@allmyedgesaresharp 28 күн бұрын
Yeah it's like you can watch a comic through the years of their career and every set is all the same jokes with maybe one new joke per set if we are lucky. Josh is new every time, love him!
@madoldbatwoman
@madoldbatwoman 28 күн бұрын
I know, I'm in the UK my friend and it's just like when one of my friends comes in and says "So, ..." and I know I'm going to need my inhaler any second now.
@serenityacheron
@serenityacheron 28 күн бұрын
I was just thinking about this. Consistently good, frequently posted topical comedy is a rare gift
@pegm5937
@pegm5937 29 күн бұрын
"Not again!" Howled😂❤
@SeriousMoh
@SeriousMoh 29 күн бұрын
I will admit one thing. Until today my fav joke ever was "Oooohhh". This line surpassed it. Josh, you are a force to be reckoned with. You have bits that will follow me forever.
@lavadasnjokorn4732
@lavadasnjokorn4732 29 күн бұрын
I think I scared the birds away for miles when I laughed at that line. 🤣
@Tegrrl
@Tegrrl 28 күн бұрын
​@@SeriousMohYes!
@notjustafangirl7313
@notjustafangirl7313 28 күн бұрын
I made the mistake of eating while watching this and had food in my mouth at the time, so I was trying to laugh and not choke at the same time.
@lm9327
@lm9327 28 күн бұрын
Me too😂
@OctaviaAtlas
@OctaviaAtlas 28 күн бұрын
Josh has the weirdest and most incredible stories. His curiosity about others is the gift that keeps on giving. 😂
@KinoStudentX
@KinoStudentX 28 күн бұрын
He's from the part of Louisiana we don't claim. I'm sure the stories are endless 😂
@AM-wi9mx
@AM-wi9mx 28 күн бұрын
When he yelled "Not again!" I hit that like button so fast. I think I injured myself 🤣
@cassievining340
@cassievining340 25 күн бұрын
That sounds exactly like something he’d do! 😂😂😂
@rashaadsabur
@rashaadsabur 29 күн бұрын
Best millennial comedian hands down. You're doing our generation proud sir! 🫡
@YourLocalNobody420
@YourLocalNobody420 29 күн бұрын
He's millennial? He looks 20
@LadyJAC89
@LadyJAC89 29 күн бұрын
@@YourLocalNobody420I think he’s 34. Gen Z could never….. yet lol
@haddawayhideaway
@haddawayhideaway 28 күн бұрын
@@YourLocalNobody420Black don’t crack!
@ladybugauntiep
@ladybugauntiep 28 күн бұрын
Agreed
@twincast2005
@twincast2005 28 күн бұрын
​@YourLocalNobody420 IKR. I did a double-take the first time I heard him bring up how things used to be (phones, internet, et cetera). Anyhow, he has mentioned in one of these that he graduated high school in 2008, so a Millennial he is.
@brendatomlinson
@brendatomlinson 28 күн бұрын
“I definitely missed a funeral” 😂
@LLJVBass
@LLJVBass 26 күн бұрын
3:33 Sounds like the priest understood what "faith" means. I remember stumping some morman missionaries asking them, "What's faith if you're so sure?"
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 17 күн бұрын
What was their response?
@hebercluff1665
@hebercluff1665 Күн бұрын
​@@maryrosekent8223 If they had done their homework, they should've said something like "Faith isn't perfect knowledge. It's placing your hope on God". Something like that. Basically, "faith" to Mormons isn't about knowing God is there. It's about trusting his teachings enough to follow through with it, because you believe that living like this will ultimately be for your good. The way I personally think of it, if you met Jesus on the street and was the type of person who would be friends with him, then you're a faithful person. Living a "sinful" life warps your character in a way that makes you and God incompatible. A lot of our missionaries go out completely unprepared to talk to strangers about this stuff. I fumbled or couldn't answer questions I should've known because I was too nervous. Plus, a lot of the time, people we talk to ask questions we hadn't considered before, so we have to go home and look into it. Mormons usually see going on a mission half as a character building exercise and an act of faith. We don't really think people should be converted to our faith because the missionaries were very eloquent or well spoken. We tend to hold the belief that God will personally take care of it, and that we're there to just be there when we're needed. The only people I ever baptized were people who already wanted to join a church or were already looking for God in their own way. If you're living the right way, you'll be in the right place and the right time.
@user-gb7vx5qu3h
@user-gb7vx5qu3h 28 күн бұрын
i loved how Josh said, "..... a VERY dusty shelf." It just made the whole thing clear.
@smorris7713
@smorris7713 29 күн бұрын
Bruh I was soooo invested in that pickle story 😆😆😆😆😆 And that 84 year old priest, RESPECT ✊🏽
@mjm5565
@mjm5565 28 күн бұрын
I was also a non-Catholic at a Catholic high school, and I too went to the occasional confession just for fun. Josh's priest was WAY cooler than my seminarian!
@michelemahone
@michelemahone 27 күн бұрын
Josh, to the best of my knowledge, has never repeated a set, but they flow like he’s done them a hundred times. That’s an unbelievable skill. I’ve done stand up and live TV for twenty years,this young man is going to be a true comedy legend. Mark my words.
@BrookePalmer
@BrookePalmer 22 күн бұрын
I was too, but I never tried to do confessional 😆 I remember feeling pretty psyched I didn't have to 😅now I wish I had tried! I think one time I did try to get the communion but everyone giving out communion knew and they were like... no. ahahahaa
@jennifergsbriel7180
@jennifergsbriel7180 28 күн бұрын
Josh is the only person who can make laugh even if Im having the worst day of my life. Gotta love him for that.
@MissJoy16
@MissJoy16 28 күн бұрын
I hope things improve for you very soon 🫂💚
@jimbubbatube
@jimbubbatube 29 күн бұрын
Man! Josh is almost at a Million subscribers. I bet he pushes through that milestone in the next few days.
@mitsypouskat7591
@mitsypouskat7591 29 күн бұрын
Friends be telling friends right, I've pushed josh johnson on 3 people I think. And they love him!
@octavius3800
@octavius3800 29 күн бұрын
You're probably right! And I can't wait. Long live Josh Johnson!!!
@sofiauzumaki810
@sofiauzumaki810 29 күн бұрын
Frrr
@kinggnarles
@kinggnarles 29 күн бұрын
Plus one!
@D0V3_D0V3
@D0V3_D0V3 29 күн бұрын
​@@mitsypouskat7591I found out about Josh from my cousin and can't wait to take my Sun to his show
@wingv313
@wingv313 29 күн бұрын
Thousands of us posted comments on The Daily Show the 1st time we saw Josh on there. It was obvious he was going to be successful. Thousands of us said to keep him on the show b/c he was so funny & relatable. It’s so awesome to see him doing so well & handling the rush of it all. Wishing him continued success & happiness.👏🏼😄🎉💫
@SWolfmoon
@SWolfmoon 24 күн бұрын
I agree, it also doesn't hurt that he is absolutely adorable.
@wingv313
@wingv313 22 күн бұрын
@@SWolfmoon I know right! 😁
@cjhan47
@cjhan47 19 күн бұрын
Agreed. He should be the permanent host.
@cyath3a
@cyath3a 29 күн бұрын
"I just want the juice and the jar" might be the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life
@samuelwiseman-m7u
@samuelwiseman-m7u 27 күн бұрын
Josh is the greatest comedian of his generation and time will prove this true
@Myunsolicitedthoughts
@Myunsolicitedthoughts 29 күн бұрын
He makes the simplest things seems so large and heavy but beautiful and funny 😂😂😂😂
@gmx7424
@gmx7424 28 күн бұрын
Philosophy at its best. ❤️
@lesmars3
@lesmars3 28 күн бұрын
Fire as usual, but "A LOOSE PICKLE😫" had me rollin'🤣
@darkandstormymama
@darkandstormymama 29 күн бұрын
I literally laughed so hard i woke people up....."again?!"
@jennifergsbriel7180
@jennifergsbriel7180 28 күн бұрын
Omg me too. I dont think i can watch him in public places 😂
@thesubhumancomedy
@thesubhumancomedy 28 күн бұрын
So now they're woke! I hope you had MAGA neighbours. ;p
@lovelaj0149
@lovelaj0149 28 күн бұрын
The "not again" with the mic lowered to make it sound like it was coming from a far away isle, is so funny
@Work2022-
@Work2022- 29 күн бұрын
Watching Josh Johnson's sets, he puts out 2x/week incredibly all hilarious, not only makes us joyful, but leaves us enlightened every time. This young man is brilliant and creative! Thank you Josh.
@AnimefortheLazyman
@AnimefortheLazyman 28 күн бұрын
Not only that…did nobody notice that this is from Sept 4? So that means Josh didn’t just START doing two sets a week, he has been churning out TWO different Sets per week for a god knows how long, and just NOW is releasing the backlog? Next year he’s gonna a tell us “oh actually u was doing one EVERY DAY
@SilentStrike117
@SilentStrike117 28 күн бұрын
We need him on the daily show more
@Madleesus2579
@Madleesus2579 27 күн бұрын
Waiting for him to blow up and become mega, while praying fame can't ruin him like it does the majority. He seems incorruptible, but so have many others who turned out to be otherwise once they made millions. "Stay pure Josh!"
@chantelegorham6005
@chantelegorham6005 29 күн бұрын
Hey Everybody!! Make sure that whenever Josh comes to your city, please go to his show. I laughed from the time I sat down until I left.
@datgrrl_official
@datgrrl_official 29 күн бұрын
Let me write this down so I dinnae forget. When Josh comes to my town...go...
@chantelegorham6005
@chantelegorham6005 29 күн бұрын
@@datgrrl_official Really? Are you being a jerk?
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 28 күн бұрын
@@chantelegorham6005Some people. Smh. But so far you’ve got 67 likes so we get it. All of this free content and to go see him would not only be hilarious but a way to support him and thanks for all the laughs. Especially during this very stressful year.
@chantelegorham6005
@chantelegorham6005 28 күн бұрын
@phoenixgirl70 Thank you. You definitely understood what I was saying. Take care!!
@Karen-p9t5g
@Karen-p9t5g 28 күн бұрын
Would go in a heart beat. Josh needs to come to western Canada.
@Jimbobfromoklahoma
@Jimbobfromoklahoma 29 күн бұрын
I appreciate content creators just being straight up about how engagement works. I’m fact this post counts as engagement.
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 28 күн бұрын
And so does this reply! Happy to help him in anyway and also everyone in the comments is happy! Have a great weekend!
@Jimbobfromoklahoma
@Jimbobfromoklahoma 28 күн бұрын
@@phoenixgirl70 you too!
@shadowmomma
@shadowmomma 26 күн бұрын
I’m gonna engage the F outta his videos!
@MovableNu
@MovableNu 26 күн бұрын
I’ll also engage for the algo! Does anyone know how replies compare to new comments, though?
@DatFeature
@DatFeature 28 күн бұрын
0:35 frfr that’s the most innocent way that’s been broken down 🤣🤣
@Myron90
@Myron90 27 күн бұрын
Yeah my elementary school teachers might not be around anymore
@rrrrrr9894
@rrrrrr9894 26 күн бұрын
I just wanted to tell you Josh I am fighting cancer very hard right now and everything mentally and physically is really hard on me but watching your shows help me so much I look forward to your new content and for those brief moments I forget that I even have cancer
@lilly_ann
@lilly_ann 25 күн бұрын
Hoping you get better soon
@1bestfriend2u18
@1bestfriend2u18 28 күн бұрын
13:10 he went from $300 to $5000 😂😂😂 everybody has a price 😂
@vl5008
@vl5008 26 күн бұрын
Mine was $50. 😭 I gotta take lessons from Josh.
@bsug29
@bsug29 4 күн бұрын
Frfr I live down south and they just started selling pickle juice shots like in a lil 5-hour energy bottle 😵‍💫
@LA-pi1xf
@LA-pi1xf 29 күн бұрын
That pickle story is hilarious 😂
@minirth.maggie
@minirth.maggie 28 күн бұрын
The denouement of the pickle story had me in literal tears omg 😂
@Antifrost
@Antifrost 29 күн бұрын
14:32 At this point in the story, I was expecting him to say "We got a new hire and I told them to 'put some pickles on the shelf' and this is what they did" :v
@liamevans7661
@liamevans7661 28 күн бұрын
That’s what I was expecting too😂
@KOKO-uu7yd
@KOKO-uu7yd 28 күн бұрын
Mee threee!!!😂😂
@brittaingtrave
@brittaingtrave 29 күн бұрын
Josh on a Saturday morning!!! Just the best 😄😄😄😄
@brendarose3941
@brendarose3941 28 күн бұрын
This is how some of the comedy greats got started. He is on his way to the top. I like smart comedians who are great storytellers and this young man is really good at it. Keep up the good work Josh! ❤
@teenygozer
@teenygozer 29 күн бұрын
I love these bi-weekly visits with ya, Josh. Always great to hear anything you have to say! So funny!
@EasyJake_Oven
@EasyJake_Oven 24 күн бұрын
You are one of the best comedians of our time. Hands down. Freshest material at a rate unseen. Bravo good sir, and thank you.
@v312ym34n_is_very_mean
@v312ym34n_is_very_mean 29 күн бұрын
I went through the whole gamut of emotions with this skit. It went from surprisingly wholesome to wtf middle America bizarre, a wild ride.
@PAMELAMc-y5k
@PAMELAMc-y5k 28 күн бұрын
Josh is so insightful. Listening to him feels like a conversation with a smart, funny friend.
@tatianapavel9858
@tatianapavel9858 29 күн бұрын
In my childhood we had planetarium in our church building. In love with starry nights forever.
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 28 күн бұрын
Damn that sounds like it’d keep peoples attention. At least mine! Did they do lazer Pink Floyd on the weekends cause that’d bring in the money!
@tatianapavel9858
@tatianapavel9858 28 күн бұрын
@@phoenixgirl70 I mean churches were prohibited. Thanks God people managed to save that building. Worships were back right after communists left the country in a complete disaster.
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 28 күн бұрын
​@@tatianapavel9858It's amazing how cultural bias affects our perspective. When I read your initial post, I'm thinking "how cool is that, a church with a planetarium. I'd go there!" as if it was an ingenious combination of the two. Because, as Josh rightly points out, here in the US there's nothing off limits when it comes to churches and making money. However, when I read your response, oof, did that hit hard. I'm old enough to remember The Wall coming down and the things that came before. Now, there are generations, aka my kids, that don't have an understanding of how things were in your country and others. Even myself, since I didn't live there, have a much different perspective than someone who lived through those times. I'm glad you shared this unique experience. It really gave me a profound reminder of history and our shared humanity. Note: as you can gather from the comment you replied to, planetariums here often hosted other creative ventures, such as light shows and movies projected on the domed ceiling. Have a beautiful day, friend!🌍💜😸
@tatianapavel9858
@tatianapavel9858 28 күн бұрын
@@erinmac4750 my great grand parents were forced out of Poland. It looks like we were forced out of church as well...
@kyrantrivedi6770
@kyrantrivedi6770 29 күн бұрын
laughed so hard I almost cried… seriously needed this today
@kufitop
@kufitop 28 күн бұрын
My dude!!! If there's any comedian putting out this volume of new content at this rate, at this quality, I am totally unaware. I've said before I wouldn't put upon you comparisons to some legendary comedians that have come before, and I will hold to that. But! You are one of the most incisive, biting, empathetic, kind, and truthful artists I've seen in my lifetime - and I'm old by some measures. Your ability to entertain and critique, with truthfulness, kindness, and without shouting, does so much more to bring thoughtful people together. I continue to be in awe. Thanks for all you do, your art, your work, and technique. Cheers!
@piramaniak
@piramaniak 29 күн бұрын
I don't know how you're so consistently funny and topical. It honestly blows my mind.
@zenseed75
@zenseed75 29 күн бұрын
Algorithm do your thang. This man, I tell ya. 😹
@originalcosmicgirl
@originalcosmicgirl 28 күн бұрын
Your pickle story made me laugh so hard that I actually cried. Real tears, trouble breathing, the whole nine. Its been a while since I laughed that hard, so thank you. 🤣❤
@electrified0
@electrified0 26 күн бұрын
It's funny how priests and rabbis and similar roles are often much more comfortable discussing their doubts than their flock. I think part of it is them trying to build a rapport with you, but beyond that they've already demonstrated their devotion and have no one to convince of anything and are able to just speak their mind freely.
@katherinesotol9367
@katherinesotol9367 28 күн бұрын
Thank you, Josh. I finally heard a concise and accurate explanation that mirrors my own thoughts on the existence of a god. That it came from a Catholic priest is astonishing.
@johannacroci3371
@johannacroci3371 29 күн бұрын
Love from România! Thank you for the weekly dose of sanity!
@nicolehowe1742
@nicolehowe1742 28 күн бұрын
OMG "not again" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lwills8609
@lwills8609 28 күн бұрын
This had me in tears. I was trying to hold in my laughter and it is hurting. I am seriously supposed to be writing my sermon for services today and I saw this title and couldn't resist. Yes, I am procrastinating. 🙏🏽❤😂✝
@mcimon91
@mcimon91 28 күн бұрын
I don't think you'll ever be able to top that pickle story!!😂 I was screaming laughing in my pillow to not scare my neighbours omg!!!😂😂👍👍💚
@thorgerdurhalldorsdottir1402
@thorgerdurhalldorsdottir1402 29 күн бұрын
How much do I love this guy? Yes
@MovableNu
@MovableNu 26 күн бұрын
As a Lutheran studying to be a pastor, I liked that priest’s answer. Most myths, forms of thought, and religions generally want to encourage people to live better as individuals and in community. Also, thanks Josh for building this great community and best of luck on tour!
@All4OneMatt
@All4OneMatt 29 күн бұрын
The dust is character 😂
@LoraHauschildt
@LoraHauschildt 29 күн бұрын
This young man makes me laugh so hard....may need to invest in some "depends" for watching!!😂😂😂😂😂
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 28 күн бұрын
Yes my friends would joke we’d call panty liners party liners in case you laughed too hard and peed a little. 😅
@KOKO-uu7yd
@KOKO-uu7yd 28 күн бұрын
Hmmmm....🤔🤔🤔 I'm lucky enough to be seeing him in a few weeks. Maybe I'll wear something baggy with "special" underwear, just in case 😅😅
@LoraHauschildt
@LoraHauschildt 28 күн бұрын
@@KOKO-uu7yd Probably a good idea. I envy you!! LOL 😆
@msays1275
@msays1275 29 күн бұрын
Oh! I wasn't expecting this!...how could I forget!. Thank you Josh Johnson for this Saturday Treat❤😂
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 29 күн бұрын
He's expanded from every Tuesday to Tuesdays and Saturdays
@danneperry
@danneperry 29 күн бұрын
The pickle juice thief was Hannibal Buress.
@chriskringle5191
@chriskringle5191 29 күн бұрын
IYKYK.... 🤣
@kerrychristensen7204
@kerrychristensen7204 29 күн бұрын
😂💚
@cat_duck
@cat_duck 28 күн бұрын
​@@chriskringle5191IDK😭😢
@Zzz-ff1np
@Zzz-ff1np 28 күн бұрын
🤣
@jkap34
@jkap34 28 күн бұрын
​@@chriskringle5191 that translates to LOOK but I know what you mean
@jenn976
@jenn976 27 күн бұрын
The pickle thing was one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time.
@Hinatachan360
@Hinatachan360 28 күн бұрын
I felt the "NOT AGAIN!" in the core of my soul 😂😂😂😂😂
@lynnmckenna9934
@lynnmckenna9934 28 күн бұрын
Every one of these sets could be a whole HBO special! So well crafted- so deeply insightful- and so funny!!!!!
@cosmicblu4726
@cosmicblu4726 29 күн бұрын
Ive heard for years that gas stations make essentially no profit off gasoline/diesel sales bc of competition. What they really want to sell is snacks, drinks, fried food, pizza, lotto tockets etc which is where the money is at.
@RetroGamersDen
@RetroGamersDen 28 күн бұрын
This is true I know someone who owns a gas station. They only make a couple cents per gallon. There bread and butter is everything so inside the establishment Mainely cooked food
@noahsbro246
@noahsbro246 28 күн бұрын
Just like anywhere else, the real profit margin is selling water. Fountain sodas are costing the business only a few cents.
@Maderlololohio
@Maderlololohio 28 күн бұрын
​@@noahsbro246wow. The future is here. Water making the most profit 😢
@ira__s
@ira__s 28 күн бұрын
and pickles now too
@THICCTHICCTHICC
@THICCTHICCTHICC 28 күн бұрын
​@@ira__sthey've always sold pickles in my experience
@birchwwolf
@birchwwolf 29 күн бұрын
16:46 real Josh jumpscare
@hopskip1746
@hopskip1746 29 күн бұрын
Only this man can take a thought so point and deep (“I know I’ll be happy with how I lived my life..”)and smoothly segway it into a joke. Was over-here reflecting and what not then BANG 😂ugh
@Danne313
@Danne313 28 күн бұрын
Sometimes i feel like a loose wet pickle on a dusty shelf. Out of my comfort zone, displayed and unwanted.
@ganbaroteam6547
@ganbaroteam6547 28 күн бұрын
Nawww everyone has a place, even a loose pickle gets a punch line and is seen by us all!
@fionabryant7923
@fionabryant7923 18 күн бұрын
Hey yeh, you all right..keep hanging with good people ❤
@draquela96
@draquela96 15 күн бұрын
Lmfao 😂 I love this
@CaptainTenille
@CaptainTenille 28 күн бұрын
In a suit and tie, I almost didn't recognize Josh on MSNBC the other day lol. Always a pleasure to see him.
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib 29 күн бұрын
Josh always make my day. The Priest is to funny. Driving isn’t his forte 😂😂😂
@Amy-lf5kn
@Amy-lf5kn 29 күн бұрын
This is one of my all time favorites!!! Your observations about just life "stuff" always make me laugh aloud. I miss the podcast but I'm glad you knew to take a break for yourself and Logan. I'm looking forward to listening again.
@Rae-hg9or
@Rae-hg9or 28 күн бұрын
So funny. I’m laying here with a fractured knee and this got me laughing. Painfully 😂😂!
@jedidahkagendo7219
@jedidahkagendo7219 28 күн бұрын
Sorry about your knee, good that you have Josh to tide you over.... he's the BEST.
@Rae-hg9or
@Rae-hg9or 28 күн бұрын
@@jedidahkagendo7219 Thank you! Yes, he’s hilarious and I hope he’s on SNL soon. His timing and stories are just something we’re not always seeing anymore. My 14 year old was walking by and heard him and he loves him too! Hey any day my 14 year old son and I laugh together is a great day! Thanks to Josh. You take care and watch out for speed bumps when you’re walking!😂😂
@erinmac4750
@erinmac4750 28 күн бұрын
Josh, this is the penultimate juxtaposition in a set! How you can touch the deepest soul of human experience to the most absurd oddities in one smooth story set is astounding. What a gift and heart, too! My friend, when you come to the Bay Area, I'd be more than happy to drive you around, anywhere, gas money be damned! 💜
@Mysterious_Chaos_Wolf
@Mysterious_Chaos_Wolf 27 күн бұрын
8:57 As someone from Kentucky, as soon as you said “I was at a gas station in Kentucky…” I immediately went “oh god”. We’ve got horses and bourbon and that’s literally it, everything else sucks.
@ShellyWolfe73
@ShellyWolfe73 29 күн бұрын
I ABSOLUTELY LOVEEE JOSH.. The BEST comedian right now and I just think Josh is going to blow up and be on his way to making it big time. I'm talking about his own Netflix special I have been obsessed with Josh since I found this channel because he makes me laugh so hard that I'm crying😂😂😂
@earthquake903
@earthquake903 29 күн бұрын
Good morning Josh, thanks for the upload, love your humor and storytelling ❤❤❤❤
@LottieDeLuscious
@LottieDeLuscious 29 күн бұрын
I thought the other day how one of my favorite teachers, my second grade teacher, Mrs.Piazzon, is probably dead
@Maderlololohio
@Maderlololohio 28 күн бұрын
She might make it to 116
@Vancev99x
@Vancev99x 29 күн бұрын
2:49 My exact thoughts when I think of someone I knew at like 7 or 8 and I'm 33 now. 😅
@karenharper4318
@karenharper4318 28 күн бұрын
Me too. Except I'm 60
@jenniferellis2275
@jenniferellis2275 27 күн бұрын
Makes me think of some of my teachers. I grew up in a small town and had some of the same teachers in junior and high school in the late 80s early 90s. But most are still around which means they were way younger than 14 year old me thought.
@Tegrrl
@Tegrrl 28 күн бұрын
Oh my god, this is hilarious!!! You are so funny. And that's just the truth. Thank you. I was so happy to see that your Saturday video was up...your sharing Josh could heal children. You are the butterfly wings that change the trajectory of the planet. Be brave and continue. Thank you.
@gent_Carolina
@gent_Carolina 28 күн бұрын
Hahaha _roflsnort_ "Not again!" Bwahaha 🤣
@elliemadge2922
@elliemadge2922 28 күн бұрын
Thank you Josh for the laughter. You are my go to guy in this goofy time we're in.
@aishafreestyleable
@aishafreestyleable 28 күн бұрын
I cant wait for his first netflix special
@theterigamble
@theterigamble 28 күн бұрын
Oh my goodness, my face hurts from laughing so hard. I would be so disconcerted seeing loose pickles like that - that must be so stressful for that shop owner lol.
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib
@ThelmaJordan-ri6ib 29 күн бұрын
Flowers at the gas station is to much😂😂😂
@mellowyellow2576
@mellowyellow2576 28 күн бұрын
Some mysteries will never be solved from God to Pickle shenanigans. 💜😭
@ganbaroteam6547
@ganbaroteam6547 28 күн бұрын
I like them being equally weighted too 😊
@fanodast
@fanodast 28 күн бұрын
Wow! This ten minute gas station bit that turns into the pickle jar story which gets funnier and funnier and then ends on a perfect note - fantastic! I often write lol, but this time I really did laugh out loud.
@estherstephens1858
@estherstephens1858 28 күн бұрын
I watch documentaries, some news, weather, history and many, many more YT videos but Josh is definitely my go to guy to laugh (sometimes cry from laughing) 😂😂😂. Thank you, Josh. 1million subs. LET’S GO!!!!!
@tigerrom03
@tigerrom03 28 күн бұрын
😂dust is character🤣 I’ll use that when I have no energy to dust. 😂
@toinfinityandback
@toinfinityandback 27 күн бұрын
"May I offer a suggestion" 😂😂😂😂
@CarolMiller-qu9te
@CarolMiller-qu9te 29 күн бұрын
Now this is what I needed today!
@0_Body
@0_Body 29 күн бұрын
I thought the Priest was going to offer him a Pickle
@eeehone
@eeehone 29 күн бұрын
❤ I love your sense of humor. I can't wait til the next drop😂
@ThomasineTerry-rz6lb
@ThomasineTerry-rz6lb 29 күн бұрын
This video is amazing! I'm hooked!
@phoenixgirl70
@phoenixgirl70 28 күн бұрын
Make sure you’re subbed with all notifs on and never miss him. Can’t wait for him to get a million subscribers and he’s posting 2 videos a week instead of one! 😁
@lesliew3343
@lesliew3343 28 күн бұрын
Josh, you are hysterical. I laughed so hard! Thank you.💕
@user-wk2dk1rs6i
@user-wk2dk1rs6i 29 күн бұрын
love ya content, josh! ❤ ty ty
@carolinechew2432
@carolinechew2432 28 күн бұрын
I Love Josh Johnson. Thank You So Much!!! You relieve so much pressure on my brain. Brilliant.
@sharonhoerr6523
@sharonhoerr6523 28 күн бұрын
"Oh, I hope I didn't break him!" "Not again!"
@maririchards1093
@maririchards1093 28 күн бұрын
Love this guy. Hope to live long enough to see him in a movie. He would be sooooo great!
@apctoolfrk
@apctoolfrk 29 күн бұрын
Josh and pickles are 2 of my favorite things 🙌🏻
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 29 күн бұрын
We were in the dark ages for so long, now we’re in the Joshlightenment!!
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