How to Steal $1.5 Million in Wings (And Get Caught)

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi Friends. Thanks for being here on a Saturday release. Make sure you like and subscribe for the algorithm. I’ll be releasing an extra set every Saturday for the entire month of October. 💐

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

Yay!!!! Happy Saturday!!!! This is gonna be awesome. THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the hard work you’re out there doings- spreading not only love and comedy but a MUCH NEEDED dose of reality and honesty for an uncomfortably large group of people…😮 Stay safe, don’t overdo it. The election is still a couple months away so we need you in TOP form!! Oh yeah, COME TO MYRTLE BEACH? ❤

[@jlaurelc]

Because you absolutely rock 🤩

[@terri200]

Thank you for all of the laughter you bring to everyone!! Can't wait for this!!👏👏👏💯💯💯

[@jasonnara6786]

You rock🎉!

[@JaniceRaelSaid]

hooray!! Thank you, Josh, you rock my socks! Helloooo to the Johnson Fam in the chat!~

[@markcarey67]

Josh dons his grey hoodie and jeans like Batman donning his cape and cowl - the hero we need not the hero we deserve

[@KatJ3st]

🎉

[@Bree8tiveBEing]

At this point, he needs to start selling his own hoodies for us fans to wear too. Or would that mess up his supply? Would his hoodie cost skyrocket? Would there be a shortage?

[@GeekGamer666]

@@Bree8tiveBEing We just need to learn the facial expression he does when he's like WTF? Then we could identify each other by that look, kind of like a secret handshake 😂

[@SolaceMcfly]

​@@Bree8tiveBEingwe all attend his show with the same hoodie on

[@livefromdesolationrow]

He definitely makes those hoodies look good. 🤩We need Josh to release some hoodie swag? ⭐🖤☄️

[@MrSFblack]

$1.5 million dollars in chicken wings?! That lunch lady was definitely a wingpin.

[@FredericFreedom]

😂

[@adaada62693]

I'm weak!🤣🤣🤣

[@celesteamour7098]

Groan

[@david.c.henderson]

A legendary wingpin 😂😂😂

[@youdidntseeanything8589]

😂❤

[@JensdC]

(Hello from Vietnam. Sorry if my Eng is bad.) Our country doesn't have stand-ups like these. We have things like sitcoms but not stand-ups. My first time seeing this type of comedy was about a month ago, and then I started liking it. The first one I saw was the Daily Show, and then the algorithm led me here, which was the best thing ever. Tks for the free show on YT. I don't think many people would post their full show here for free. Ty again 🙏

[@Alwaysjenniferjones]

Yes Josh is unique and special in this sense. We love him ❤

[@bigdaddypapsmear]

Your English is great

[@cmaden78]

Your English is great!❤😊

[@annaldwhigg6870]

Joshs comedy is truly original. His brilliant at turning the current events into a complete comedic adventure. I can't wait to go to new york and see him live. Tiếng Anh của bạn rất tuyệt, tôi hy vọng bạn sẽ được thưởng thức nhiều bộ phim hài hơn. làm ơn tra cứu Gabriel Iglesias, lông bông, anh ấy hài hước quá.

[@Kenzalina_]

This is the sweetest most wholesome comment. Your English is very good. I am so happy you found Josh’s comedy as your experience with standup comedy.

[@mndjoy]

Hey, y'all. If you're tempted to talk during a comedian's set? Just don't. (Exceptions for those who are actively engaging in crowd work.) No conversations. Listen to the person trying to make you laugh. Great set, as always :)

[@kinesthe12]

its like she is on the phone relaying the whole set.

[@DNGRKTY]

Totally agree, it seems so disrespectful to both the comedian and other audience members.

[@SeekHigh]

@@DNGRKTYI get it too! Don’t be talking when the person is speaking to the audience. It’s rude& distracting.

[@jakesstatefarm]

she really was the most obnoxious person the entire time

[@sunnylilme]

The Karen's in background were sooo distracting

[@brendaprantil3259]

I was a 911 dispatcher, it is extremely stressful. I always wanted to step through the screen and do something 😅 to help. Then you go home with all the reality in your head 🤯 I did, however, love the job ~ you gotta be a special kinda “fool”ish, lol 😆 you da best, Josh! Grateful I found you 🥰

[@adrienne3272]

There's nothing more exciting than getting another installment of Josh Johnson this week

[@adrienne3272]

@SilkRainSand-pc3ph me too I used to think this guy is way under rated I'm glad he's getting more recognition

[@adrienne3272]

@SilkRainSand-pc3ph I'm going to see him in NYC in December cannot wait!!!!!!

[@papillonnoir255]

​@@adrienne3272jealous 👀 lol I know you are going to have a wonderful time

[@clifton1675]

I'm recently learning about Josh. Seldom on KZbin and not on social media but so glad I discovered his comedy. A breath of fresh air.

[@MarieDohoney]

Makes my day!!!!

[@HighAsHeckPriestess]

9 years for stealing wings is excessive considering how many people get less time for crimes against children

[@jackrockwell6698]

She stole from the government and you know how that goes. She also didn’t have excessive wealth to immediately slot her into the better tier of the two tiered justice system. I mean, the guy who led an insurrection is not only free and not in prison, but he’s running for president. But wing lady is a menace that needs to be locked in a cage. It makes no sense.

[@manup-cg9zr]

Yet you can commit a million dollar white collar crime and be released 3x faster than most offenders”home of the free”🤦🏾‍♂️

[@dustinhartley8988]

Nah lock em up. If I can't get my flats fried crispy then someone needs to catch a felony and then some lmao

[@tarasanchez8274]

🙌🏽

[@mkklassicmk3895]

She stole a million dollars of the people's tax money from a school lunch program intended for children. That is pretty bad.

[@marikoco7194]

This is my version of Saturday morning cartoons.

[@QueMusiQ]

😂😂😂

[@GarrMatey428]

True story. I went out and got weed, coffee, and a croissant just so I could have fancy breakfast with Josh.

[@simbasmommy]

love this comment!

[@TMish73829]

@@GarrMatey428you’ve won the day already.

[@SilentThundersnow]

I was tryna say something cuter than anybody else, and you hadda beat me to it, didun't ya? 😂😂😂

[@user-pt1cz4ot1e]

My parents wanted me to comment that they watched the “Diddy” special, now you’re their favorite comedian. They’re two white farmers in Kentucky, and they are INVESTED in this whole thing now. 😂🥰 The, “I think we’ve got him…” is still something they repeat.

[@kaydb42]

I've been recommending that Diddy special to sooo many newcomers! I'm so happy for how well he's been doing (Josh, not Diddy! ) 🥰

[@salteadog33]

I can only imagine when he looks at the crowd and is like “K DOT is a rapper sir” he talking to your parents 😂

[@traceyray1831]

Put that slogan on a shirt

[@tarain417land]

Josh is like one of those rare coworkers you need because you know you're going to hear a new story that is going to make you laugh and smile.

[@feliciascorner9795]

For anyone who needs this information, when calling 911: State or describe your location, describe the emergency, then give your name. That way if you get disconnected or become unconscious, they know where you are and can send someone there. Be as succinct as possible. If you are driving, memorize the last exit you passed or pay attention to the mile markers. Know which Cardinal direction you are driving. Be as descriptive as possible if there is someone comitting a crime.

[@rkms5606]

Thank you

[@andreaski100]

Knowing where you are tho. I worked 911 and the number of people who didn't know....

[@JudithHamilton-t2b]

This is really helpful ! Thanks so much .

[@BridgetBardo1111]

Which is pretty hilarious since they literally gps track your call. “Tell me exactly where you are but if you hang up without saying anything, we know EXACTLY where you are.”

[@empressmarowynn]

I've only had to call 911 a few times and every time the first thing they asked was my name. And if I started telling them anything else they would keep asking for my name before letting me continue. Like that's the least important thing right now babe, a dude just flipped his car right in front of me, get your asses over here.

[@Bmonkeygurl]

I have called 911 a few times accidentally as a kid and hung up immediately. They knew exactly where I was calling from. 😂

[@TheSchuyler75]

😂😂😂 same here

[@sebastianmosqueda5959]

Yupp, same. They have you phoje on line on tap.

[@comarro]

as someone calls dispatch a lot for work, almost every state, county and district is different.

[@Bmonkeygurl]

@@comarro in what way? I genuinely don't know.

[@victoriabaker4400]

With land lines they always had the address. With mobile phones they do not know where you are.

[@rlee1231]

In my city, the EMS dispatchers get paid an additional 8 hours overtime every other week if they don't call off on that week. I do their payroll and I can't get 1 hour overtime! Lol. I interviewed to be a EMS dispatcher about 10 years ago. I just couldn't do it. I almost broke down from listening to an example call during my interview. It takes a special kind of people to do that job. Thank you to the dispatchers and first responders. ❤❤

[@jdugan27]

That 911 dispatch interview testing is most stressful interview and the headset they had was kind that went behind your head not sit on top of head. The whole time I'm trying to fill out info on system for fake calls and dispatch correct emergency services the headset was sliding off my small head 🤣

[@kaydb42]

That's why they get that extra 8hrs - enticing them into retention, even as they get stressed out, and really just wanna walk away from all the trauma. They still end up saying fuggit and walk out all the time anyway ... sometimes, eventually, even the bonuses ain't enough, you can't get paid enough to listen to one more last breath. Bless them too, they find a new life and start becoming much better people (or returning to their better selves).

[@topaz3468]

Hey Josh... I have a true story for you. I was actually working as a 911 operator 18 years ago, and legitimately came down sick. There were so many call outs in my comm. center from folks who were not sick, that the Capt of the department came to my house ringing the doorbell at my front door, within an hour of me calling out. Believe it or not, he was checking to see if I was really sick. LOL. He didn't even send another deputy over to my house, but decided to visit himself. 😮 I staggered out of bed only to find my boss standing on my porch. 😂. He took one look at me, disheveled and in my robe, and knew it was legit. 😊

[@kaydb42]

We had someone call out "sick" to attend a party the next county over. Our commander sent the local agency there to interrupt the party and let them know they are required to show up for work or get their reprimand. They did not show up that night. They did not show up the next night. The third day, they filed their resignation. I was lucky, we worked the same shift, so I was there my usual hours. But the person that they usually relieved was stuck working 16hr days that whole time. I get conflicted on it, because it's hard to get time off and all, we're always short, but also, it's important to be able to enjoy your time! But also... calling out and making your coworkers work doubles at the last minute is not only rude to your co-workers, but to the public. The longer the number of hours your first responders have worked, the less hospitable they get, the less accurate, the less focused...the more dangerous for emergencies 😮

[@smirbelbirbel]

​@@kaydb42At the end of the day, the fault lies in a system that doesn't grant workers any rights or reasonable PTO. That's why it's so important to unionise instead of being pitched against each other like that. In Europe we get at least 25 days PTO per year, public health care and everything is running. We can even go to a party without someone trying to pick us up for work there.

[@Skywalker_c]

😂😂😂I laughed out loud at this .

[@SaikoSenpai]

Damn, that's crazy. We've done welfare checks on folks if they no-call/no-show, but usually we believe them. We had one guy call in with c*vid then posted pics on a beach. 🙄🙄

[@harley-y5b]

wild

[@nikkibrown5333]

Having a rough day with a friend passing away recently, but on "It's not you?", the tears turned to laughter! 😂 Thank you!!

[@Myron90]

I'm sorry for your loss. Give thanks for the special time you got to experience with them.

[@STORMDAME]

I'm so sorry for your loss.

[@joseph-zoramcbride4029]

I'm sorry.

[@nikkibrown5333]

Thank you all so much. Didn't expect a response from other fans. I was just having a moment and needed to thank Josh. I appreciate the humanity!! 💜

[@emiliazola3708]

I'm sorry to hear that. I just lost my mom a couple of weeks ago & watching Josh has been helping me cope on a day to day basis. Laughter can be healing ❤

[@onlinestonedogii]

Seeing Josh become more and more popular is such a lovely thing. I'm happy his incredible work ethic and talent is being recognised

[@Tonyhouse1168]

We’re almost at a million!

[@FiechiaFindsFreedom]

Perfectly stated!!!💛💛💛

[@higgdynamics]

I used to work a crisis line and while it wasn't emergencies it was intense emotionally draining work. When you said "can you give me a second!" I felt that 😂😂

[@rebeccaangeloff5249]

Same

[@LadySmith247]

I worked as a receptionist for Thousands of companies and yes it is draining going from someone needing a plumber to someone needing urgent medical care or mental assistance. I had to QUIT

[@loonyhype9527]

that one lady just couldn't stop talking... it's like sitting in the back of the auditorium and trying to pay attention to a lecture but there's just a yapper chattering away somewhere in front of you and you're wondering if the professor just can't hear it or if they're being super patient.

[@Finneganbeginagain1]

I love this guy! I’m SO glad he doesn’t interact much with the audience and their sometimes obnoxious comments. It happens in almost every video. This one, you can hear a woman relaying, to someone she’s with, the story about the chicken wing thief. “I heard about this!! She… (intelligible), blah blah blah”. Now imagine you’re the person next to her but not with her and you just want to hear Josh and you can’t because she’s explaining something that he’s about to explain in his rendition. Ugh…. People need to start telling their friends “SHHH”l!!!”

[@anonymixx8106]

Way too many people have "friends" that they don't just tell to shut the hell up. Their excuse? Usually, "but we're friends." "Friends" who constantly "ruin the moment" 😂

[@GSBarlev]

Josh being surprised by how well-informed DC audiences are about weird news stories-you gotta understand: everybody in this metro area is a _giant nerd_ with no life! 😂 Glad you were able to roll with it. I promise if I ever make it to one of your shows, I'll be well-behaved. 😇

[@morganqorishchi8181]

Can confirm. I went to DC once on a school trip and everyone there, even the coolest people I saw, were nerds.

[@Nedra812]

No they're needs with lives!

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

Not visiting SE, eh?

[@donaldwestley3735]

​@@DeadInside-ew8qbor itz extension to P.G.

[@CreatEr1n]

Can confirm. Signed, A DC nerd

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

I was a 999 operator (UK version of 911) about 25 years ago - it's definitely not a job I'd recommend to young people, I heard DV actually happening, as well as being there with people as they saw someone close to them dying and other similar situations. But we did get people who called up just to talk. It was mostly lonely elderly people. I remember one old lady calling up to find out how long she should put her chicken in the oven for. I had to say "I'm sorry, I'm 19, and live by myself. I don't really cook full meals! 😁 As for tracking, if you call from a landline then the registered address and customer name appears on screen immediately, but they don't know that's who they're speaking to. You might also be calling for something that happened next door or down the street. One final thing that we had in the UK was that the opening greeting was pre-recorded. It was only a second or two, but it gave us enough time to open the "emergency call" window and make sure we weren't on mute. But it meant that if someone was talking as soon as they heard my voice I'd missed the first 2-3 seconds of what they were saying. 😔

[@blaqrhayne]

Josh is turning out to be one of the great story tellers of our day!

[@em1483]

I just lost my husband and am going thru the toughest season of my life. Thank you for this wonderful lighthearted comedy; it is a bright spot in my day. You are honestly one of the most talented stand up comedians I've seen in a long long time.

[@82Catfish]

tell you what, ,my gaming headphones sure heard that woman sitting next to the camera mic who COULD NOT STOP TALKING.

[@Thebt7]

OMG I HEARD THIS I HEARD ABOUT THIS. YES SHE HAD A SIDE BUSINESS.. bla bla bla. shhhhh

[@jessb465]

I didn’t know it was possible, but somehow someone managed to spoil a Josh Johnson set. Muzzles should be provided for drunks, chatter boxes, and hecklers.

[@eboneerichards4401]

BRO I WEAR THIS SAME LADY BE IN ALL HIS VIDEOS RECENTLY

[@viscountrainbows2857]

Goddammit now I can't unhear

[@bP-yr3po]

THey talk louder when the crowd laughs

[@Drekromancer]

I don't know how it's possible for one man to develop so much novel material in so short a time. But you'll never catch me complaining. Thank you for everything you do. ❤

[@NeishaNee13]

Our world and the stories that develop daily are interesting and crazy to say the least. Josh is showing us he has material for days 😂😂😂 literally

[@joycee.josiah]

Your username though...

[@Mil-Rose]

just sinking in that this dude does mini specials every fucking week and i laugh everytime? that's incredible. wow... like i get the cringe comments now, maybe cause i'm high asf dk.

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Thank you friend

[@laurakobetich9809]

I couldn’t have said any of that better❤💨

[@KaufeeCake]

He’s legitimately great. I remember watching him on Comedy Central long ago. I dabble in the podcast every now and then too. Seeing how far he’s come is amazing. He’s one of the best stand up comedians we’ve had in a long time.

[@caseygray420]

I can't understand how you can't respect this young gentleman. Hard working artist, I'm glad to see his decency and intellect be appreciated

[@atorrrand]

Bro I'm really close with the comedy club in my town so I thought I could do stand up It took me a month to write 2 minutes this guy does a new 20 every week

[@이연수-m6u]

Recently became Josh's biggest fan from Seoul, Korea. He's smart, cultured, witty,..He has such a cute and sweet face. He has a kind soul too. Love Josh so much !!!

[@juliadavidson1538]

That smile!

[@Charsy8]

How do you know for sure tthat you're "the biggest" fan from Seoul? I'm just wondering.

[@stduupie]

@@juliadavidson1538literally it makes my day 😊

[@martafiord]

@@Charsy8it’s just a phrase showing how much they appreciate his work.

[@missmiko1]

"Somebody. Plus me," made me cry.

[@RavenReads]

Not the lady who immediately goes "I saw that!" and starts telling her friend the whole lunch lady story instead of letting you just do it better and funnier lol. The audacity is on sale somewhere lol. Thanks for all the laughs.

[@jeanaprewitt9658]

Some people have to be relevant. Even during someone's performance. She was the sort of person you never go to a movie with.

[@lordkameguru7851]

Sometimes people just wanna hear the raw facts and Josh isn't *always* the best informed on these AND he's a comedian. He's there prioritizing being funny over informative. Trust her to know her friend and what they want. They paid to be there and if the camera and mic hadn't been placed there they'd be fine cause they were minding their business.

[@gillbates294]

@@lordkameguru7851 found the lady lol

[@InsertSlogan6]

@@lordkameguru7851 If she wanted to give her friend the facts, that's something you do AFTER the show. Not during, when you're just talking over the entertainment you paid for. Even if the camera/mic wasn't there, she would absolutely still be disrupting the show for everyone sitting near her (who also paid to be there). It's so disrespectful.

[@frankmcclusky7870]

you are crushing it man, I've seen a lot of podcasters do weekly bits and be funny, but a weekly fresh standup set this consistently good is crazy

[@rclark1132]

🤣 that somebodies in the house response of “it’s not you?” triggered TF outta me!! I was in a McDonald’s drive thru and they gave me a bag but it wasn’t all my order. So I sat there after she closed the window waiting and she came back to see what was wrong, I told her what was missing and SHE SAYS……: “it’s not in your bag?” …………. Fire ALL through me!!!!!! If it was in my bag, we wouldn’t be having this conversation!!! Just like if it was just me in the house, I wouldn’t be having the convo with 911! 😡😡😡😡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bamboozled1668]

That's like when my package didn't come & Amazon asked for proof 😭 Sent them a picture of my empty porch

[@JayEmersontheman]

@@bamboozled1668bruhhh I made a mistake of trying temu ONE time because I saw something cheap but nice for my dogs (nail trimmers and shaving kit) and I got one of them, actually nice tbh won’t lie but the other… never got it. I reported it stolen/missing to them for a refund… boyyy if they didn’t ask me stupid questions to confirm i didn’t have it… “did you do all you could (call local authorities and report it stolen) before asking for a refund?” Bruhhhhhh IM NOT CALLING THE COPS FOR $7 item missing in transit most likely lmao

[@morganqorishchi8181]

One time a friend of my mom's who lives in Florida had an iguana in her toilet. The Animal Control phone operator asked, "Do you know this iguana?" and she went, "...what?" The operator repeated the question, prompting her to go, "No. He doesn't go to my church, he's not in any of my college classes, he doesn't attend the spin class I go to, and he's not a part of my book club. I don't know him. We're not acquainted."

[@Jbd0319]

@@morganqorishchi8181😂 that’s kinda hilarious

[@crystanick2697]

​@bamboozled1668 I just had to deal with them over a package that was delivered... with a photo, but it wasn't my porch. That person said "are you sure it's not your house, did you look outside?" 🤬 like really?? I can tell it's not my house without being 9utsiide but yes... I went outside to look at the neighbors porches.... they didn't have it either. Uh that was irritating. Lol.

[@bridgetnyabuto2501]

ER doctor here! Thanks for the laughs… You are brightening my dull messy Friday on shift

[@___whatever___]

As someone who just cannot afford or justify subscribing to multiple streaming platforms I thank you, Josh and team for all of this free content. I try to comment and watch a lot to boost your metrics. I've listened to EVERY episode of the JJS at least twice and stream it to fall asleep BC there are no ads. Truly amazing.

[@troyreneestephens4354]

I have been putting together my 10 best Comedians list. Josh just made my number 1.

[@greengrundy1583]

13:47 the chatter that follow that statement made it seem like he announced it in a press conference

[@ericmoney4572]

Yeah, big problem I have with privatization of emergency call centers. Here, we call 911 and then THEY have to call the police and paramedics and shit from a corporate call center. It's fuckin weird.

[@subtlegong2817]

The unfortunate thing is that it isn’t weird. Welcome to late stage capitalism

[@GlennKurusu]

Why would anyone want to privatize emergency services?! Doing so could cost lives! Oh, wait! They don’t want to pay taxes…. 🤦‍♂️(🤦🤦‍♀️).

[@RamadaArtist]

Because the alternative is socialism. And that's evil. So sayeth we all. No matter the sacrifice!

[@duancoviero9759]

Privatized 911?!?!? Where??? I didn't know that was a thing 😮

[@theelderbrain]

​@@GlennKurusu Yes, but think of the shareholders! The real emergency is running out of ways to make money by owning essential services and grinding them into dust!

[@maygonzalez4249]

I cannot imagine how busy Josh is, as much as I enjoy every video, I really hope he is able to find some time to take care of himself as well. Thank you for the content :)

[@lalalovengun]

9:02 “Speak up! I can’t hear you!” I was waiting for that line!! 😂😂😂😂

[@danis4054]

This man is killing me 😂 Someone….plus me! Is in the house!

[@politicalmavenDC]

The sentiment that “you never know what someone is going through and what you might say that helps” is incredible when thinking of Josh Johnson. My Mom’s in hospice and it’s incredibly tough, but I can get through it with this man. Thank you Josh for being born and thinking as deeply as you do.

[@Ritapita73]

Josh Johnson doing the work of the Gods on a Saturday and I am here for it.

[@Cherrycherryemoji]

14:12 “she was a genius” this is the funniest background comment 😭

[@idratherbewithyouoooyeah2765]

they need to shut they stupid ass up. SUPER distracting

[@SLW1AAA]

Sounds like a ghost program where they say they heard something

[@grungefrog7840]

I heard that right as i read your comment

[@jenmojop8347]

You make this look effortless! Pure talent.

[@teehlfx5238]

And new material all the time! 🤯

[@jennifermommy9373]

It's like he's picked a comedy uniform. Grey hoodie, dark jeans, it's Josh Johnson! Lol.

[@storiesfromtheabyss9808]

Man I love how often you come up with new material, it's just wild. I love listening to your channel in the morning when I'm getting ready and your shows keep my brain alive during my long shifts at night.

[@EmceeStormyD]

Got my snacks prepped. Made wings...

[@jlaurelc]

🤣

[@gratefulone6669]

​I'm mad @ u having ur wings 😊 I've been wanting sum 4 wks now 😁👍​@@jlaurelc Enjoy!

[@qlockwerk553]

can i have some?

[@Shomer-achi-anochi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pyramidion5911]

Criminal 😎

[@UnleashedRevolver]

Im a drag queen and had 2 shows last night, thank you for this gift to my weary mind Josh 🖤

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Thank you for watching friend

[@remytherat1357]

find jesus and repent🙏🏼

[@opheliamunroe1110]

Ayyy! I hope your shows went well! Get some rest. ☺️

[@opheliamunroe1110]

​@@remytherat1357You don't know their relationship with faith, nor is it an act of good faith to demand repentance from a place of holy judgement. You do not get to decide what is and isn't a sin. You don't get to tell strangers that they are engaging in sin because you do not define what is and isn't sinful. You - are not God. Maybe you should take some time talking with the Lord about the hate you clearly have on your heart for people who are different from you.

[@JayEmersontheman]

@@remytherat1357find your Jesus and talk your mind to him. Leave others alone.

[@chrisarcher1146]

One of the biggest problems with privatized health insurance is how little EMS gets paid by insurance companies. The lack of money gets passed down to the EMT’s, paramedics and dispatchers, creating an employment crisis in the industry; the number of people who are willing to deal with the stress of that job for the obscenely low pay is… insufficient to say the least It’s certainly far from the only problem with privatization, but it’s a pretty big one.

[@bearlh40]

EMS professionals need to be paid more. Agreed.

[@Donut_Sprinkle]

You have no idea how beneficial these videos are every week to me, especially due to my mental health. Thank you Josh. Cheers from Portland Maine. Fan since 2018!

[@jaguar.dragon]

I recently stumbled upon one of your videos, and I must say, I have been utterly engrossed by your content ever since; especially your political content. Your delivery is remarkably natural and distinctive, imbuing your performance with a sense of depth. It feels as if I am engaged in a personal dialogue, drawn further into your narrative. The random pauses and your subtle chuckles before delivering a "punchline" add a delightfully alternative storytelling element. Your shows offer a refreshing perspective on stand-up comedy that I hadn't realized I was yearning for. I sincerely hope that your talent reaches a wider audience. I am eager to extol your remarkable abilities and innovative approach to everyone I know. My next endeavour is to search your concert schedule in the hopes of finding Saskatchewan, Canada, on the list. I eagerly anticipate experiencing your live show! Until then, I will indulge in a marathon of your videos. Thank you for bringing such joy and delight!

[@thectgx]

Put that sass face on a shirt and I'll buy it! Thanks for all the laughs Josh. They're always much needed 😊

[@amandagandolfi3398]

He sells them at his show! I bought one in Tucson!

[@peach7210]

A ridiculously funny and GORGEOUS guy. ☺️

[@jaebee1121]

TIL my imaginary boyfriend has a real girlfriend.

[@ampollard7041]

So dang Handsome 🥰

[@peach7210]

@@jaebee1121 I know! 😭😂

[@MsDreamzUK]

@@jaebee1121same here 💔

[@amandagandolfi3398]

My favorite thing is when you make yourself laugh!

[@coachtouden]

Josh, you are sold out of every single show in all of the cities that you are coming to! I just had to put myself on the wait list for 2 cities. You are worth it! Thank you for providing us content until we get to a live show!❤❤❤

[@Billy4321able]

Man your channel blew up so fast. I remember when I first saw your Catfishing the KKK routine and loved it so much I scoured KZbin to find any more of your work. You're one of the few comedians I actually find funny, so having these sets uploaded here is a godsend.

[@michellehammer1933]

21:51 The lunch lady look close-up is everything🎉😂

[@susiepoadster4642]

Extra pudding 😂

[@BaldAndCurious]

USA's 911 is the most integrated, and yet the most outdated emergency system in the world. GPS was invented in 1973. Smartphones started picking up in the 90s. The internet had mass adoption in the 2000s. Mobile apps are ubiquitous in the 2010s. AI are gaining commercial steam in the mid-2020s. And yet.... you still need to make a voice phone call to another human person in an emergency. Uber and Doordash could do a better job of getting information on what you need and dispatching them to "your exact location" in seconds! The military and spending BILLIONS on cutting edge tech. And NO ONE thinking "Hey! maybe 911 need an upgrade."

[@alytyler219]

I think you mean cell phones started being picked up in the 90s

[@thatonewitch]

We are a third-world country in first-world clothes

[@AleksandarBell]

A man called Papa John’s to go and get to his grandmother’s house because it was flooded and she couldn’t get out and 911 “didn’t know how to get to her”. So 🤷‍♂️ it’s true

[@clyde._]

@@AleksandarBellYou mean there was water everywhere with life threatening emergencies, weather forecasts and days of evacuation.

[@SaltWaterDrums]

@@alytyler219 Cell phones have actually existed since the early 1970s.

[@mr.e9778]

As a comedian, its good that you found this way of combining with KZbin with near daily topics man. Congratulations on great work 🎉

[@candacestephens4718]

Josh is my new favorite comedian. I love what he has to say!

[@joecaves6235]

If 911 was a business they would know where you are and hit you with an ad pertaining to your emergency🙄😁😆

[@kathymisuraca5047]

May we talk about your extended 911 emergency policy?

[@lightfootpoet]

Need cheap health insurance quick? We’ve got a deal for you!

[@nerdyislander4641]

I can totally see a Ring camera ad for the intruder callers 😂

[@Christina-Claire]

Really needed this today. My anxiety is just too much .

[@bonesonstones1]

One of the worst feelings - sending you all the internet love ❤

[@minirth.maggie]

Girl, I feel you. Hang in there! ❤

[@ShirleeKnott]

[@ThornedRose315]

Anxiety is the absolute worst ❤ sending you good vibes

[@jasmineb4787]

Omg me too I went to the ER this morning because of it. It's to much bad things happening in this world today🤦🏼‍♀️ feel better ❤

[@shanepaulneil]

The commentary and side conversations during your sets always blow me.

[@dp1563]

There seems to be at least one female every time that is loud and obnoxious

[@LilRedWitch]

The editing was PHENOMENAL. The close ups on “👹I DONT KNOW WHAT ROOM👹” had me almost in tears

[@bluedancelilly]

His description of what its like to be a 911 operator is also what's it like being a social worker at a public center where anyone can walk up for all kinds of help at any moment. Hearing continual trauma stories and having to solve crises. I know because that's what I've done for 25 years.

[@Onora619]

Yaaaaaaaaay! Watching Josh always brightens my day! I hope he's around for a really long time.

[@Mogthrasir1989]

On the headset/headphone thing: I've worked in many (many) call centers. We can't wear the over-the-ear stuff because you get ear infections because we don't get enough breaks and we wear them for basically 8 hours straight. People still get ear infections from the little ones, and it's really hard to shake off an infection, because the boss is like, "Just wear it on the other side..." and it doesn't help. But yeah, someone needs to design a better headset.

[@swankshire6939]

As a gamer who would wear his over ears for days straight over the summer when i was a kid i never got one. It's gotta just be a airflow problem with certain over ears

[@whiteraven181]

@@swankshire6939 Stress can compromise the immune system so it's probably a lot easier for an infection to take in adult 911 operators than a healthy and happy kid playing games.

[@MesaAufenhand]

@@whiteraven181 have you been in call of duty lobby circa 2000s?

[@Vatti.]

6PM in London…. What a perfect time for a new set. Bless you for your hard work 🙏🏽 (and your marketing 😅 ).

[@misfit27]

i feel like my life revolves around new josh johnson videos and old josh johnson videos i rewatched that diddy piece 10 times already i swear it's a lullaby atp

[@carmenneuschotz3119]

Thanks!

[@ImogenSimmons-ow4ej]

Each time you post, it's a treat!

[@fiascothe63rd]

When we need him the most, he steps up. Twice as much Josh is a win for everyone.

[@deecollins9048]

I listen to you so much, I heard your voice narrating my dream when I went back to sleep this morning. I heard "so ... we made it through another day" and I immediately woke up and started laughing.

[@Susan-rd5cv]

Josh, your videos make me feel like I'm sitting with my best, most hilarious friend and not just watching a performance. Not sure if you know just how wonderfully rare that is. I've been a student of comedy for 50 years and want you to know how hard you are rocking it. Bravo, young man. Thank you so much. ❤

[@Toofast4005]

Woot woot!!! So happy to wake up and see this on my feed! Thanks Josh!!

[@hiddenskyy8894]

I opened KZbin in perfect time for this to start 🥰

[@jacqueline7938]

But do you sleep?! New set after new set. 😄

[@chiberjuberdourado2487]

I wonder the same!

[@cuddlesandcrochet9226]

I work EMS. Before EMS I worked as a 911 dispatcher. I don't think people know how hard being a 911 dispatcher is. If you call from a cell phone the closest we can get is cell tower you phone is pinging off of, that's if we can keep you on the phone long enough without you hanging up. Alot of people think we just answer the phone when that's not it. While I'm taking your emergency in my ear, I also have to keep track of my officers. So you're screaming in my ear because your kid isn't breathing, and on my radio my officer just pulled someone over for running a red light and now they're in a high speed chase which turns into a foot pursuit. So I'm talking to you AND trying to keep track of my officier who's yelling out street names as he passes them so I can send him help while I'm trying to talk a hysterical mom through the steps of CPR so she can do chest compressions on her 8 month old until the ambulance gets there. On the EMS side, people think there's always an ambulance around the corner and there's not. Sometimes we're the closest ambulance and we're 32 minutes away from you. Both of these jobs people are burnt out. We work 12 hr shifts and we don't have the people to keep up with the call volume especially because alot of people call 911 for stupid shit. As a dispatcher it doesn't matter if my last emergency the caller was suicidal and I listened to them pull the trigger. When I hang up I have to answer the next emergency like I didn't just hear someone blow their brains out. As EMS, when I respond to a emergency for a common cold and the patient is rude, disrespect, swearing at me and has a attitude because it took us 15 minutes to respond, they don't know and don't care that we just tried to save a 3 year old who drowned in the neighbors pool and we weren't able to save them. And I have to turn around and respond to the next emergency because we have emergencies holding because we don't have units to respond because everyone is already on an emergency or at the hospital trying to get their patient in a room. Both of these jobs take alot mentally and emotionally out of you which is why people are quitting and leaving, and why we have such a hard time staffing. Because people are burnt out, underpaid, underappreciated and it's a nationwide issue

[@Lily-wp8ol]

Josh, you bring me so much joy, thank you. I do have concerns about how I am going to manage when you are no longer sharing your amazing gift with us so often. It is so delightful and refreshing to hear you, young man.

[@darcibennett9061]

Its got to be so annoying to hear that girl in the audience keep talking. I can hear her and it's bugging me for him 😂😂😂

[@dynomar11]

She's commenting on everything and it's quite obnoxious. Like don't you pay to go to the show?

[@abi.m.salami]

@@dynomar11I know! Why did she come if she is going to talk the whole time?!

[@StephanieLuff]

I think the audience mic is waaayyyyy too hot

[@HopelessDreamersClub]

I went to a comedy and sat next to someone like this. It’s very annoying

[@clementine9]

He handled it really well tho. Can’t engage too much or they’ll try to take over the show. Can’t ignore her or he’ll look like a dick. Tough gig!

[@iamurvillain]

Ahhh Josh so excited you’re posting two sets a week this month! It’s always a joy to see you here!

[@user-tc2or2so1y]

Josh your hardwork, diligence, intellect & wit have placed you in the top tier. Keep rising to/through the stratosphere. You rock! 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@Sindorein-ZJ]

I have worked 911 dispatch. I felt this. Underfunded, understaffed, crappy tech...

[@DSTkunn]

The lunch lady with the chicken wings makes me think of that episode of Community where Abed takes over the chicken tenders at the college. Lol

[@imnotthatgirl8776]

I was about to comment the same thing 😂

[@cammel]

That's what I was thinking lol

[@reinabella23]

I am here for the bonus Saturday laughs! Thank you, Josh!

[@TheFishy51]

Josh you crazy bro!! 2 sets I’m pumped!! Best Saturday surprise ever 🎉

[@MrsKrisXMcCarty]

I worked in dispatch for a sheriff for 3 year years... Can confirm it is the hardest job!

[@nazb33]

How does Josh segue from subject to subject flawlessly? Every show and he transitions his subjects better than any video editing software. If Josh was food, he'd definitely be the full 5-a-day diet.

[@katboss4886]

More likes everyone! The algo needs to give Josh some love

[@TiyaBedford]

2:50 “ to be fair you called them bc you were about to delete”😂

[@petiteguignol]

As someone who's lived in the area my whole life, I love your Chicago stories. Keep em comin!

[@AllisonDragg]

Saturday Made Brighter 🥰 Thanks Josh💯

[@Toniinhofer-n3d]

Free health care for everyone 💙💙💙

[@MrsSidneyApplebaum]

omg, josh thank you so much! yesterday was the suckiest birthday i ever had and to wake up to this is soooo much better. love you josh!!!❤

[@triceyg2014]

Happy belated birthday! 🎉

[@shadowmomma]

Happy Late Birthday!

[@fruityrevolutionary]

happy belated birthday and i hope you're more and wonderfully celebrated next year! 🎉

[@michaeleggimann106]

Hey happy birthday I’ve had two surgeries this summer, live in north Idaho as a liberal… all holed up at home feeling lonelier every month. Stumbling on these sets- especially first thing on a day like you mentioned.. can actually feel pretty special

[@materialgrl2000]

Happy Birthday! I hope you have an amazing weekend!

[@Sassyprints]

When people gonna learn Josh isn't a crowd worker... sir sit down, enjoy the content, and laugh. Greatest story teller ever. 😊

[@crystalsherman8896]

She shouldn't get 9 years for stealing chicken. People who commit more heinous crimes don't get harsh and long term prison sentences

[@iwanttobelieve5970]

Anyone from Detroit? I’m from Detroit, born and raised, and I had two guys try to robe me, my mom (RIP) and my then 10 year old daughter but he put the gun to my heart but I didn’t realize it and I pushed the gun down. My mom started screaming and they ran. We called 911 and they told me they weren’t coming for that. Seriously?? You aren’t coming for that?? And that’s one reason why I don’t live in Detroit anymore.

[@bertellijustin6376]

As a teenager me and a buddy had a kid point a gun at us and try to rob us. We dipped and called the cops. They never showed up.

[@apcolleen]

I used to do tech support for AOL and I had a new person on my team and I was the team lead. We got along great because we both had fully functioning brains. He was a fighter pilot and he was interested in technology so he figured it would be a good crossover. He lasted about 3 weeks and said he'd rather be shot at. I worked internet tech support for Comcast for a while and I was team lead there as well and he lasted about 3 weeks before he quit and went back to 911. He told me grisley stories that happened around town that he took the call for. And he said that he would rather hear people screaming in pain and horror than be yelled at by people who are scared of their computer and lash out at customer service.

[@cynthiacada5406]

Thank you SO much for a double dose of your insights and humor this month! Getting us ready to see you in Portland at the end of the year 🎉

[@cortezthebronxwanderer9437]

JOSH is fast becoming my go-to comic ..watched him for years ...very intelligent and extremely funny

[@Skywalker_c]

The 911 joke is the funniest,darkest joke I've ever heard😂 But i also learned another reason i could not be a dispatcher because my work attendance is treacherous, and my "emergency"excuses are legendary 😂😂