EVERY ANALOG HORROR BE LIKE: [REMASTERED]

Remastered Version of Previous Video, because why not
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[@collectiusindefinitus6935]

I like how it’s never made clear if the mutants are evil or aggressive at all, just that they’re tall and will attack you if you try to fight them, which is a fair reaction.

[@ukstationaudits8679]

Are they thick? 👀

[@Car_made_of_cheese]

@@ukstationaudits8679yes, with three C’s

[@No.fly.zone.taken24163]

​@@Car_made_of_cheese do they have female species? How thiccc their thighs are?

[@Random-guy_64]

​@@No.fly.zone.taken24163 they kinda look like your mom.

[@A-guy34]

@@No.fly.zone.taken24163 They are humans that have mutated bro. I sure there is some thicc thigh, big booty mutant baddies edit: tall might I add

[@leatherDarkhorse]

Every analog horror police be like: “ignore it”

[@EthanGotreaux]

Yeah basically, In literally every analog horror guns and the police are useless.

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

@@EthanGotreauxi feel like that's a lot of media, not just analogue horror

[@EthanGotreaux]

@@cobaltordinaire5219 Yeah like in the weird bird thing it took the police several days to show up and a character actually makes a comment about guns just magically not being Present in the whole thing.

[@trinhhuyvinhbao670]

Well they got potrayed pretty accurately I'd say

[@ThylineTheGay]

​@@trinhhuyvinhbao670police moment

[@CaltRBX]

“I don’t fucking know” Why is the AI delivery on this line so good

[@PanTostek]

I tried to search for this line in the video and on the first try clicked in the right moment LOL.

[@lolliii5477]

Answer: *profit*

[@pizzamlpop3452]

@@PanTostek me too holy 💩 *we are the time masters fr fr*

[@Daniel99-j7l]

600th ike

[@Daniel99-j7l]

Like

[@Drxamxrx]

"They are very powerful creatures." Also very powerful creature: 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗻.

[@zittelruz5791]

The default man only reaches to their crotch, wdym slightly

[@user1-db8cy]

hulk is also sightly bigger than a normal human but still extremely powerful

[@user-bu6ju8jo7h]

​@@user1-db8cyhe's 7'8" with a bodybuilder on steroids build, we're ways past "slightly above" average

[@javxion6576]

​@@user-bu6ju8jo7h And green

[@loopsjam4713]

Have you ever tried to box a basketball player?

[@jomo5800]

>"Unless you fall in love with weird creatures" Looks and sounds female enough.

[@ukstationaudits8679]

Can I buy one as a slave? 😍

[@Error340GTL]

fr

[@QuinnChick]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@TheMemeLocomotive]

(Optional)

[@kpopsolos]

What the freak??

[@all-that-hellblazer]

"Do not try to make top 10 anime fight scene with them." I WHEEZED.

[@epicfailur01]

Wheezer?

[@teardropteam]

Weezer​@@epicfailur01

[@Chase92488]

bro i got the tire screech laugh out of that 😭

[@Rosales3269]

It made me imagine the stick figures doing the Jojo "You dare approach me?" pose.

[@randomRobloxguy7723]

that scene made me do the KSI laugh

[@Rockstarnugget0]

The urge to fall in love with a goofy ahh entity is way to strong 💀

[@QuinnChick]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@RapidChillsCh]

"Unless you fall in love with weird creatures" The guy who's into giant tentacle alien beasts : 💀

[@mothaclysm]

literally Cthulhu 💀👍

[@StarWithAPencil]

Hah.. Yeah... Yeah.....

[@StalkerX426]

As a person who watched some ruler 34 thing about this... Yeah thats weird

[@commanderruby901]

@@StalkerX426wdym

[@Someone-ll1rc]

The Japanese: 😅😗🎶

[@Forsight_eye]

You forgot the normal face slowly gets turned to messed up face with loud noise [Edit] I would like to thank the people in this chats video for getting my comment to top comment instead of "funny line in video" [Emoji]

[@SuperY-zd2cs]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@XxVictoriazz]

@@SuperY-zd2csare you okay

[@Tord_fan_tord_larson]

@@XxVictoriazzI don’t think so💀💀💀

[@XxVictoriazz]

@@Tord_fan_tord_larson fr lol

[@Tord_fan_tord_larson]

@@XxVictoriazz fr fr

[@Pinkbloonguy]

"The uhknown shity ass virus has been appeard worldwide recently" very wise words😢

[@user-fz2ro7ob5g]

Very wise😢

[@iceninja1997]

"Unless you fall in love with weird creatures" This is realistic knowing there's that one person who's into weird shit

[@irongiantdubz2]

hi, im that one person.

[@PeoplesRepublicNewSilesia]

"That one person"? We Are Many

[@ph6224]

Yep im one too (phen-228 kinda fine)

[@tycooneryt495]

"The Spoogily Doogily Files V2.69"

[@se7entyse7en]

the wingle quingle protocol

[@Proxy606]

The chilly little sqcuwary stowey

[@astro837]

The Goofy Files

[@ariannasv22]

Sploogily

[@user-cu9rb9cx6m]

The croggly poodler popo

[@deepsea5348]

Analog comedy is my new favorite thing now.

[@crystalegit]

i got jumpscared by 1:35 in a dark as hell room 💀 goddamn hilarious. good stuff

[@lolliii5477]

i think it's called "flashbang'd"...

[@crystalegit]

@@lolliii5477 same thing lol. potato poe tah toe

[@altekamerad]

I love how not even the government PSA guy has no idea what he‘s saying. Like, „yeah, i don‘t think you should go near them. But then again, what the fuck do I know?“

[@OPingHei]

1:10 fall in love? Hear me out

[@Flip_HN]

Should've been "unless you wanna be fucked up or you wanna be fucked up senseless

[@QuinnChick]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@mothaclysm]

"Unless you fall in love with weird creatures" i mean id hug a tall spooky dude, spoopies are cool

[@QuinnChick]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@irongiantdubz2]

YES. I LOVE SLENDERMAN.

[@vukogamer6198]

1:08 "Unless you wanna be fucked up, or unless you wanna be fucked, while you're up.

[@beardyben7848]

This is a masterpiece. The crappy English grammar is such a beautiful part of this. Also, I love the TV station logo. Nice.

[@Tord_fan_tord_larson]

0:48 “goofy ahh entities”

[@dimaplaygames8793]

Step 3: make creature become a president

[@I.G-Fractal]

1:10 Hear me out...

[@doublyy]

NO

[@0.0.0.04]

🤐

[@user-nf8id6di9b]

tf you mean "Hear me out" NO ONE IS HEARING YOU OUT YOU FREAKY FROG💀

[@QuinnChick]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@RyoRicee]

Nuh uh

[@apasserby1337]

Ahh! I was caught off guard by the JUMPSCARE at the end.

[@lightning4_39]

0:59 “Do not try to make top 10 anime fight scene with them” 🤣

[@leafyfeathers]

This is better than actual analog horror because there’s a voice reading the text.

[@TheWoodFloor]

Step 3: *[Data Expunged]* Gave me SCP Wiki vibes. Edit: Changed *[Redacted]* to *[Data Expunged]*.

[@EddieNoon]

Virgin [Redacted] vs. chad [Data Expunged]

[@EvanderRitter-o2i]

moldy be like

[@aMan-zb5vz]

I WILL TOP 10 ANIME FIGHT THEM WITH A LIVESTREAM UP FOR THE CONTENT!!!

[@arushah6421]

Tangi Virus and Mandela Catalogue have been real quiet since this dropped.

[@kxllxxn]

this is the funniest shit ive seen in a while

[@markmark-wt8sd]

Someone should make any any analog horror be like

[@ABHMughal]

That’s so accurate

[@Random_Viola]

Truly a terrifying masterpiece

[@pink5296]

“theyre called goofy ahh entities” the way the AI reads this is just priceless, i couldnt help but chuckle when i heard it

[@Justchillingstrangers2012]

Bro the swearings made me untake this seriously sm wha-

[@Tord_fan_tord_larson]

The vid at the beginning:* silence noises* 2 seconds later:”THE UNKNOWN SHITY ASS VIRUS HAS BEEN APPEARING WORLDWIDE RECENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@wifiscratch3736]

1:11 he’s just like me fr fr

[@XTP_X_The_Penguin]

UNDERRATED AS HECK!!!!!!

[@TheAgentCyan]

LMAO SO ACCURATE

[@AppLoreOfficial]

Truly every Analog Horror be like Edit: THIS IS FUCKING VERY TRUE

[@zonisoki]

this video is scarier than any analog horror

[@vyor8837]

Ehhh, some are pretty disturbing. Local 58, as an example.

[@zonisoki]

@@vyor8837 nah they are not real

[@vyor8837]

@@zonisoki neither is what your dad said when he "went out to get milk"

[@user-fz2ro7ob5g]

Shitty ass virus is very scary😢

[@zonisoki]

@@vyor8837 You get so annoeyd because your opinion is invalid? lame

[@SinAndOscar]

Damn I need this to be a whole series now, part 2 when

[@_cursified_]

Don’t forget the “Oh yeah, new virus appeared in some state in USA. However do not fret, we have found out a way on how to not get infected! First… you have to- *VHS tape gets interrupted*”

[@KoriH-zg4mf]

Dang that jumpscare png made me and my family and my pet turtle all scream! That was so scary omg!

[@Sodbnaa]

Unless if you don't wanna be fucked up that made me laugh so hard

[@SometimesRPG13579]

The background music is actually pretty good!

[@Gabrielmaragh228]

I think i fell in love with them.

[@TheMr.tornado]

As a Analog Horror creator, This is very accurate fr fr

[@Chase92488]

you're literally a fucking tornado how can you speak

[@oyster4451]

don't forget the government getting involved in the issue but never actually doing anyhing useful

[@AltRaishiUto]

"do not try to make top 10 anime fight scene with them" OH MY BALLS SUCH BEAUTIFUL AND PEACEFUL WORDS-🥳🥳😘😘🤩😍🥰😋🥰😚😚 *tears of joy😭😭😭😭😥😥😢😢😢😓😓*

[@Limefrog-yk3vh]

Ah yes local 69, the classic

[@nickbubson4570]

1:15 i love how it says call for THE help instead of call for help. Reminds of the naked gun.

[@Kar_1946]

Very important: VHS Horror must have Generational Loss, 3rd or 4th, at least 2nd

[@papabearminithor3347]

every viseo made by people under 10k subs are masterpiece videos

[@Chase92488]

viseo

[@Mr.TwoFaceGuy]

I followed step 3. Now some puppet is saying “I must pay” or something.

[@Ianguajar]

the entity when tries to make dumb a dumb person:HACKER

[@iLuvRussians1]

i felt so called out in 1:10

[@MyNameIsPree™]

Amazing, Astounding, Astonishing,I love everything about it, Subscribed

[@mithralgear417]

It's me. I'm the one who falls in love with weird creatures. Me, officer.

[@LegendarySparantus]

"The unknown shitty-ass virus" lol, I see it already has a good start "Do not try to make top 10 anime fight scene with them" LOOOOOL

[@August_Yanzil]

Looks awesome

[@Car_made_of_cheese]

We need more of this😂

[@hanchen267]

That was so scary especially the jumpscare.png part

[@jojogape]

Many people consider Local 58 to be patient zero of the analog horror craze (and I don’t really disagree, at least for the first wave), but I recently noticed how many analog or digital horror pieces have plots about shady pills with wacky side effects now. I feel like ECKVA might be the one to start this, with others like Analog Archives and Blue Channel following suit, and then TMC. Either there’s some influence between them, or something is resonating within our collective unconscious.

[@redsea2417]

Is it ironic that I did kinda find it a little uncomfortable?

[@strangecolouredbird]

It's Copperonic

[@fellisamonke]

“THE UNKNOWN SHITTY ASS VIRUS” KILLED ME 😂

[@windowsuser6901]

"local69"

[@SadiaHafeedh]

0:15 A good laugh I found from the Internet!

[@violettbellerose1173]

I love the monsterfvcker representation 🙏👌

[@MintyPasta2Official]

The jumpscare.png scared me so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂

[@Tabi-Kun]

You forgot to add the mention of the creature/virus being so powerful it can cause the biggest mass extinction event in just one day

[@unamelable256]

I cried when jumpscare.jpg was here. I have MAD now

[@vytrixstudios2184]

The guy on the speaker sounds so bored at his job.

[@PurpleeOfiiciall]

every analog horror: "if you see "insert entity name", call 911" Me:can the police kill demons?

[@snacktimehero]

i was wheezing the entire video

[@Alpha_Studios_YT]

you want to ask why we are selling these? MONEY

[@Z5-XB]

And the government is just like: Pfft. It’s fine trust us. Nothings wrong! Millions are becoming hostile just ignore it!

[@NurseAmamiya]

What ruined analog horror is the lore mfs keep pulling outta their asses. An analog horror is supposed to be full of mysteries, lack of explanation, and purely suspense to create tension, which isn't the case with analog horror today.

[@Topboxicle]

Like the whole appeal is the weird nostalgia from seeing media through an old technology. But a lot of them don't play into trying to weaponise that nostalgia. Like instead of having entities with their entire lore explained, I would love to see something similar to Courage The Cowardly dog, where for the most part it's a little quirky but every so often there's something really uncanny and unhinged that just isn't explained.

[@Carrotisk]

jokes aside, this is actually rlly good

[@jamian_eg0istique]

Yoo, this directorscut was fffire!!!😮

[@TitaniumNitro]

I genuinely want more 😂

[@QuinnChick]

Unless you fall in love with them… 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@aungkyin124]

I like the calming music

[@quincesalty9297]

POV : the secretly evil cult companies in an analog horror hires someone who has common sense

[@naruomi9477]

Bro this gotta be the realest video I’ve watched in 2024

[@themightybob]

Dang this guys actually developing lore for this😂

[@chellys.catbox]

"number four, commit reset character"

[@sholmes4593]

"Local 69" is my favourite part.

[@Albert-I]

Love this

[@spherius2account]

I don't need to be infected for the effects to appear

[@TILR]

😮 that jumpscare really got me

[@trainenthusiast5199]

1:32 the icing on the cake. What's with analog horror and slapstick jumpscares?

[@Ronic-gray]

I just realized the local69 in the top left corner Nice reference

[@Basement_Bro]

Well now I want to see someone in a healthy loving relationship with the goofy ahh entity

[@AbdulRafay-oe8ks]

U forgot the part where there is security camera footage showing the monster slowly getting in

[@himwiththehair8118]

So true. Call for the help.

[@laslocurasdelucian6687]

That "goddam entities" sounded so american lol.

[@MimicMitori]

accurate .w.

[@strangecolouredbird]

Wait. Aren't these monsters just me having a bad day?

[@Assortment54321]

Gives me Full Life Consequences vibes. The good old days of the internet.

[@yespagety4151]

Dam this was really scary ngl