Every "Anti-Piracy EAS" Scenario

[@Contraverse]

I’m going to pirate this video 😏

[@EAceS]

Based honestly

[@synthetic_creature]

I should pirate nintendo games

[@CarolinaBlood704]

It's a serious crime and may result in a $5,000 fine or 5 years in prison.

[@fanster0676]

@@CarolinaBlood704 Only if your caught😏

[@R.l.L.E.Y.x3]

@@CarolinaBlood704 based

[@thedudewiththeface]

I genuinely did not know that anti-piracy EAS scenarios existed. You've introduced me to a whole new side of EAS scenarios

[@SalvadorUnited]

It's not real, it's just a fake scenario

[@thedudewiththeface]

@@SalvadorUnited If you could point to exactly where I said it was real, that would be appreciated.

[@xerofilter]

I never knew you could EAS Shitpost, but you are the absolute master at it.

[@Alpha-1_UnitCommander]

EAS Mock #1. It is a video EAceS made.

[@Cyberjoker14]

This takes place in an alternate timeline where Viacom overthrows the government and establishes a quasi-police state where piracy of their intellectual property is punishable by death.

[@LasagaMan]

you know they'd do just that if they did took over the government.

[@cherrycolareal]

this seems like the most realistic option.

[@AndisweatherCenter]

Or more realistic AU is where a very pro big business president comes into power and their how campaign has been funded by big businesses especially telecom. The new administration and government cracks down on people not only pirate TV shows through cable, but stream free TV shows online on sites like WCO stream.

[@EvanAlmightyTV]

“If it’s you, count your days bub” 😭

[@gohan__]

Right as i read this it popped up LOL

[@NitroFury]

Stop! You violated the law. Pay Paramount Global Cash or serve your sentence. Your pirated cable is now forfeit.

[@matanuigaming2556]

(Couple minutes later) PREPARE THYSELF!!!!!!!

[@PiggyPigPlah]

My brother in Christ I’m not stopping, I haven’t been caught yet and nothing can or will stop me.

[@EAceS]

You're an actual menace

[@PiggyPigPlah]

@@EAceS and?

[@ocefloww]

@@PiggyPigPlah The United Kingdom Special Air Service has tracked your IP and is en route to eliminate you by any means necessary. All global militaries have declared you to be a war criminal, and you will be hunted down. The UN has permitted the use of nuclear weapons against you as well.

[@Oriana_Lockheart]

@@PiggyPigPlah oh god oh frick Valentine is too powerful to be kept alive

[@PiggyPigPlah]

@@Oriana_Lockheart Perish

[@barrydheil]

Most calm and national reaction from Viacom. Hell Nintendo would have just launched nukes immediately.

[@danielwatson2173]

I was laughing so hard I almost choked on my dinner lol I loved the EAS. Great one

[@thathildafan2011]

“If not, you’re fucking dead kid!” -EAS ticker

[@Jellofish14]

Pov: A small family named their 2 boy twins “Mario” and “Luigi”

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Then employees from the legal side of Nintendo commit a ho-ho-home invasion and say "It's suing time." And proceed to sue the family into the ground for apparent copyright infringement.

[@CarolinaBlood704]

Okay, this EAS was hilarious! Great job!

[@Max_Proto]

"You can never truly escape the wrath of Viacom" Goddamn, ain't that the truth.

[@wilkinsandwontinsachievemu3772]

As someone who lives in Suffolk County (Bay Shore), i wouldn’t be surprised if everyone in Riverhead is pirating Nickelodeon due to being in extreme poverty (also applies for Riverside, Flanders, Wyandatch, Mastic, Shirley, Brentwood, Central Islip and Bay Shore are filled with filthy cable pirates)💀

[@zoekirk1848]

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an EAS shitpost and I fucking love it

[@tech34756]

Rumour has it that Netflix has Mini-Nukes to use against account sharers.

[@EAceS]

I could believe it

[@tech34756]

@Dayton McDaniel (Gulp)

[@torment976]

"we'll be right back" **Warzone proceeds to happen in the background**

[@AmericanMarky]

This went from somewhat creepy to flat out hilarious. I lost it by the time the EAS started being self aware.

[@boxepic]

LMAO TRUE

[@mikeomoran9256]

In the criminal justice system; all pirates and copyrighters must d!€, no court case no trial, just d€@th. Dun dun Law & Order: Anti Piracy Unit

[@Inkytounge]

I know this isn't a long & proper EAS Alert but at least its a good one, + these feel like daily uploads.

[@jjc.2102]

6:12 scared me for a second- HOW COULD A SCENARIO SWEAR

[@wingedhussars800]

So nobody gonna talk about 3:25 where it says “If it’s you, count your days, bub”?

[@migjui9456]

That’s what I was thinking as well. Did nobody else notice?!

[@MrIveyIsBonkers]

As an avid Nickelodeon watcher in early 2010, these commercials and warnings really take me back. ❤️

[@Perplexiality]

They gonna make the spongebob episode dying for pie in real life

[@mikeomoran9256]

2:00 probably the greatest EAS message ever

[@UziDoorman57]

The banner says “Jayden If you are watching this, you need to send us $10,000 immedietely! If not, you’re fucking dead kid!”.💀

[@CarolinaBlood704]

Viacom does NOT play around with copyright.

[@ZA-mb5di]

Pirating is morally correct if they no longer offer the product for sale Just did it with a game I haven't played in 7 years. This would be classified as abandonware

[@GodlightTheTranscended7745]

This already looks like a real anti-piracy EAS scenario in some way, too. viacom gone insane

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

Pay. Either with your money or with your blood.

[@Blubeans513]

“It’s a mistake I installed a cheat engine”

[@thathildafan2011]

“Come out with your hands Jayden. If you don’t we’ll level your house!” -EAS ticker

[@IndianaBall262]

EAS Paul: EAS Tom! Why did you cuss in the air? It's a serious crime!!!

[@Estonia-ty9fs]

you know things are bad when the emergency alert system is activated every time jayden is about to die

[@DedStopMotions]

"if you are found guilty of pirating nickelodeon, you will be shot dead on the scene" had me fucking laughing my ass off

[@NitroFury]

Basically delivering punishment the American way

[@KenzotopianAirlines]

The guy who said "all you wanted to do is watch some spongebob bu your broke 🍑 could afford it" is crazy (⊙_◎) My bro went hard on him

[@hazza1063]

Well this escalated rapid…and I’d be done too 😂

[@dougiebell9944]

4:52 you can never escape [insert telecom here]s wrath

[@ALucario_CalledMarcos875]

Anti-piracy scenarios are actually scarier than paranormal ones... and that frightens me...

[@R.l.L.E.Y.x3]

pov: james bold

[@catsandfriends5918]

Me, a pirate since the beginning of the internet: haaahahaha....

[@DEADCHANNEL361]

1:52 NICK NICK E NICK NICK NICK... NICKELODEON! EAS: SUHT THE HELL UP

[@tlepageart]

Haha piracy go brrr Also I cant wait for Every Single Volcano/Supervolcano Scenario soon lol

[@thathildafan2011]

“Let this be a lesson to never fuck with Viacom.” -EAS Ticker

[@boxepic]

imagine getting shot over pirating a tv station 💀

[@squareyboi]

"you're fucking dead, kid!" Wait, if I am not the pirate, WTF did I do?

[@DeaconBirbSpy]

To be honest, if this was real, there'd be a riot.

[@thealienlord69]

I understand this is a parody, but I feel like killing someone who did harmless pirating (especially a 14 year old) is pretty harsh if you ask me.

[@MoonlightMirage]

Yeah that's how I feel as well despite it being a parody

[@Max_Proto]

Let's be real, if Viacom could get away with it, they would 100% kill people.

[@lookatmeplease]

well it's viacom so

[@thathildafan2011]

“Do you want to be responsible for all of those deaths, Jayden? All because you wanted to watch some SpongeBob but your broke ass couldn’t afford it!” -Tom

[@cherryboi]

The wrath of Viacom made me start cackling 😭

[@dxnnigxrcia]

“all because you’re broke ass wanted to watch some spongebob” BAHAHAHHA

[@Nate-sq9vd]

Horrific evidence about jayden came to light in his last breaths his final words were. "I have launched 5 stealth hypersonic ballistic missles at the us while i might be rememberd as a pirate whos was killed all I say is that major companies expect a warhead through the roof"

[@hayleywaalen2612]

Looks like How to Train Your Dragon, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Pokemon, Cars and Spongebob are involved in this.

[@amxuem1158]

4:40 GAW DAYUM

[@noobiii]

them cops had enough of piracy

[@NourMostafa_Productions]

"All bc you wanted to watch SpongeBob but ur broke a** can't afford it. Pathetic" Srsly this should be the way of talking for all EAS alerts

[@OwenTheMeowstic]

this is the scenario ever

[@BlueScreenBruh]

this is better than many anti-piracy creepypasta videos

[@fireyman247official]

Bro the text on the bar 😂 you know you've royally screwed up when the EAS is singling out a specific person.

[@firelinksshrine1695]

Jaiden Price when he gets doxxed by Viacom for not buying the overpriced receiver and still is looking a spongebob🙂

[@TheInfiniteLegend]

You should have put in "The following message is being transmitted at the request of- aw fuck this shit, Jayden get the fuck out of your house, we're about to level your house and we've also held your family at gunpoint."

[@TownTunee]

Jayden be like bro why the fucking hell is there bullets going on

[@My2account-z8l]

7:12 yay a cars ad

[@thathildafan2011]

Federal Bureau of Investigation: FBI OPEN UP

[@nxx99]

"What happened to him?" "He pirated Nickelodeon"

[@split_curse]

"if you are guilty of pirating nickelodeon, you will be shot dead" average american consequences

[@meepthescorpio6367]

Pfffft,well at least it ain't like those cringy fan made piracy screens I'd usually see JAJAJAJAJA

[@BlueBlur-Ob1]

I feel like its a federal or global death penalty implying offense to air tirades over the Emergency Alert System.

[@TheFluffyHyena]

This is... A tad extreme lmfao

[@its.me.acee_]

I love this scenario but I almost laughed when I saw the barbie commercial

[@jdb2002]

If it's you, count your days bub. Did Logan type out that message?

[@Autisticmusician715]

Oh, Jayden is in trouble!!

[@RinOtonashi]

TOO MANY ADS! That’s how you punish TV pirates.

[@Bus-8076]

What was that advertisement at the VERY END OF THE ENTIRE VIDEO about? I wish to find one of those products, but I haven't seen it on tv or the internet until now.

[@juangaming8158]

Bro did not let that slide💀

[@novaspartan7656]

RIP the homie

[@EvoPlayzRBLX]

Nice vid😁

[@DEADCHANNEL361]

I watched this video like 1 million times 💀

[@Abigzerolol]

I guess big brother is watching

[@My2account-z8l]

Never pirate tv channels

[@Coastline5001productions]

So... We are playing as Jayden?

[@arandomuserofinternet]

quite high quality for a shitpost

[@tadetayo61]

Who has got an angry tom alert before?

[@Sigmapizza0]

6:47 Nahh they just roasted him 💀💀

[@Lionist]

Eas anti piracy

[@Ish0and0shake]

Shitposting Ace Saga continues 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@direwolfxtreme6217]

I love how unprofessional this EAS message is LMAO.

[@MoonlightMirage]

Makes me wonder why WVBH wasn't punished, but a young kid was instead - yeah I know this is a shitpost but...

[@glueCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH]

7:29 jesus christ

[@its.me.acee_]

you should do an every end of the world scenario

[@cheekichickybreeki6434]

I never knew this kind of EAS exist irl. 🤔

[@EAceS]

They don't

[@bro6069]

if they did i would be getting eas alerts from nintendo.

[@cheekichickybreeki6434]

EAceS wait really? I thought there's a thing?!

[@cheekichickybreeki6434]

@@bro6069...yeah bro, for pirating games like Super Mario and whatnot.

[@sackyhackMxO]

My man Jayden is a victim

[@Antney946]

The Federal Communications WHAT? I believe the message is a mistake because that ain't what FCC means.

[@ilmamartinez522]

0:17 First alert, no imminent threat 1:27 5 cities on alert 2:05 Second alert, Long Island on martial law (ordered by Kathy Hochul) 3:56 Third alert, town located 5:10 Fourth alert, pirate ID'd 6:47 Fifth alert, Jayden found, time's up for him 7:45 *JAYDEN FOOKIN DIES* 8:04 Sixth and final message, Jayden shot dead As someone who lives in New York, if this message was real, I'd honestly be scared, especially Jayden...

[@OfficialSEIC2K6]

TV is not to pirate. EAS Piracy. Jayden should have gotten a job instead of pirating

[@synthetic_creature]

viacom moment

[@Mr.N4476]

I have a pirated copy

[@Juancolon2003]

Toook place in 2010

[@suspiciouschap800]

if nintendo ran america

[@redthescratcher]

Narcos 🇲🇽?