Every Asian on the news

[@anniecreates]

he seems more *authentic*

[@TheChineseStepbro]

PonyGurl You again ?

[@Unboundiing]

Come back on KZbin pls

[@drained1177]

This dude got his makeup done in a crayon store, no wonder he looks better than the average male.

[@kianm8441]

PonyGurl ur cringey

[@envyy5914]

Tf there are only 6 replies

[@amiramohamed1057]

" I SEE TWO BUSH" 😂😂😁😅 LOL

[@poopfart65]

Amira Mohamed not sure if you get the joke

[@lordrat5346]

Liberal Conservatism it’s the guys dick hair

[@-NXSMO-]

😂😂🍆Hairy :-

[@poopfart65]

fat girl I know but the girl looks too young to understand.

[@petraisARMY7]

😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@yourchonny]

The butcher is me in 10 years

[@mrturtle8457]

ello

[@tiffinynguyen7650]

Hmmm

[@hp4372]

Father! You're back!?!?!

[@will_le_china-5310]

Can you make a "videos your parents watch on KZbin " video

[@godofdeathizurukamakura6210]

yourchonny can u make a video ever week or day

[@heyitsfeiii]

I run: AH CHA AH CHA AH CHA AH CHA AH CHA! lmaooo

[@laylala8178]

It’s fei!!!

[@SmellyBean]

heyitsfeiii FEIIII!!

[@cassie.]

gIRL I DIED

[@streetnecco1797]

Feeeeeiiiiiii ❤❤❤❤

[@OM1DHarryStyles]

heyitsfeiii omg i love you!

[@ReksRalsnor]

‘Gimme all your money dog’ I say ‘Hey listen cat’

[@nwarcissistic]

420 likes

[@flaresrising1100]

@@nwarcissistic make that 421

[@SobrietyandSolace]

I'm actually crying and now I've rubbed fucking coconut oil in my eye and it burns lolololol

[@scarybott]

@@nwarcissistic 1.6k

[@phrogmcphrogger3125]

@@nwarcissistic 1.7

[@leaillex]

Lol I love how the Asians have understandable English and has subtitles but the white dude is just speaking gibberish and no subs lolll

[@areyoukirringmeirriyaa]

that’s the joke, the locals speak in bloody australian which sometimes you cannot understand

[@sleeplessmax]

Its too real🤣

[@okbutjikook]

And then everyone understands it 😂😂

[@staycalmnevapor8]

Yeah nah yeah yeah nah😂 nah nah yeah mate.

[@emmac1283]

*Vietnamese words*

[@aznlingling3061]

Emma c I’m VIET so I enjoy this shit

[@epsilia923]

No o chuong(he's naked).

[@angelina-fs1lj]

omlll I understood every single word he said lmfaooo

[@RayramAureanBlue]

*Cries in Vietnamese*

[@savagegangster8096]

I'm Vietnamese american

[@x.otillweoverdose6211]

“Wryymgaaaabredliiiiiiiyeyeeyeriyeeeeeyeeroiiiyeeeryeeeryeroidernotyeryuknowroideblebleeyeyerpiegeroidegenoiifclnhentaiiiibegoiteyeroiteeendebeairooiii!!!”inspirational words...I felt that.😔😣😢😥

[@utube2825]

..'Ken Oath.'

[@Melissa-hm9hd]

*"Hey listen cat I don't have any money"*

[@apatheticAnxiety]

Take all the Chomps you want, no money here. Maybe sell a decent chocolate bar and not one popular in the 80s.

[@calculator17]

Hello brother

[@amaichou4389]

"AND THEN I MOO THE BUSH MORE" "HE NOT WEARING PANTS" " *I SEE TWO BUSH!!* "

[@wizerboi2250]

LOl

[@obamalastname1306]

Yes we all watched the same video u didnt have to quote the joke

[@packles5844]

“I MOO DA BUSH” “HE NAKED” “I RUN UNDA MY BED AND GO TO SLEEP” “I SCARED I WORRY I SCARE FOR MY SAFTEY”

[@hubbival7325]

Roast Toast 😂

[@Mango-wg5cn]

*I RUN, A CHA A CHA A CHA A CHA A CHA A CHA*

[@westwest35]

I cracked up laughing when he said "I see 2 Bush!"

[@safiya-mi1zo]

This is literally so accurate. Especially how they put subtitles for the Asian people even though they’re more clear than the Aussie next door.

[@FM-dm8xj]

What are you on about? How would they be clearer than a born bred Aussie?

[@82892869hi]

@@FM-dm8xjhave you heard some of these cunts

[@kisamehoshigaki1519]

@@FM-dm8xj To us internationals, almost any other accents are clearer compared to an Aussie accent, sorry mate

[@FM-dm8xj]

​@@kisamehoshigaki1519 If your Viet or Chinese I see where your coming from, but you know thats broken af right?i was adressing the first comment as well.

[@kisamehoshigaki1519]

​@@FM-dm8xj Yeah I have to agree. To me the US accent is very clear but the Aussie accent (especially the thicker one's) are so hard to understand, with due respect. I even saw vids and skits where even Americans find the Aussie accent hard.

[@kirystelle]

8 NEWS I CANT- For people who don’t know, Australia doesnt have a “Channel 8”, but our top two news channels are 9 News and 7 News.

[@alibali5406]

krystelle that’s the joke

[@JDOG714]

krystelle what about channel 10

[@sage-bean700]

Ikr, it also took me so long when I was young to realise there was no channel eight and I didn’t know there was a channel 10

[@JDOG714]

Eun-kyung달 lol

[@rainswrld]

and channel abc 24

[@zuzuwu.]

I’m not even joking this is exactly what Aussie news is like at times-

[@motro1301]

So true the portrayals really got me😂😂😂

[@peterjackson7473]

At times?

[@rsALEX]

"I see two bush!"

[@nuggetishere1091]

"watching Korean drama" Same honestly

[@peacebismynetworkid4426]

Nature Ariwite Boys over flowers

[@mrsteelyourdadlol6365]

Nature Ariwite weeb

[@pasta3166]

@@mrsteelyourdadlol6365 weeb??

[@amandaxiong2789]

TYTRACK SHAWOLS!!!! Not Boys Over Flowers, POOR AND RICH

[@ElvisCFWang]

Jesus It seems that people today couldn't differentiate between Weeb and Koreaboo, just like what an alt-left white boy with low self-esteem would say in denial.

[@anbrozin9444]

The drawn wrinkles hahaha

[@crypticotb4943]

Tierthree they look so real

[@AB-wm6hp]

Anbrozin might also be dirt

[@massman1216]

Final Buster no they’re wrinkles

[@AB-wm6hp]

@@massman1216 ok

[@astnthang]

“I just sit here, mind my business, watch korean drama.” He deserves acting award for asian stereotypes.

[@Champagne002]

I've been watching you for a couple of years now and I find your videos halirious and entertaining till this day. Much love ~

[@lilsunshine1410]

Kawaii same

[@EndietheEnderman]

I find your spelling of hilarious hilarious

[@Champagne002]

Yeoryios lol don't blame me English isn't my first language. Lmao

[@zogrush]

really i thought his stuff has been rather shit until this video.. got that old feel to it

[@danielrosen1537]

Kawaii iii

[@alana2773]

Florida man: *Are you challenging me?*

[@laylabaddredine5393]

ma boi

[@percfiend69206]

lmao i'm an asian man in florida

[@supermouse73]

Crisp Percxan your power is unmatched

[@georgeyboy6116]

1:03 chonny.exe has stopped working

[@Mango-wg5cn]

🤣🤣

[@w2amy]

Im dead😂🤣

[@hmrmdf]

Hahahahha " how can we get robbed 3 times and my wife still survived farrrrk you robber"""" lol👌

[@courtneynewton-john8862]

Savage 🤣😂

[@archangel7052]

Many people missed the undertone. 😅😁😁

[@nanochic]

@@archangel7052 the wife was supposed to die 😂😂

[@avilasergio951]

"Then I walk, I walk, and I see! The hand. The hand in the bush! I say" *(Vietnamese words)*

[@SHZpai]

The fact that they used a green screen instead of going outside Edit: ngl i don't remember the context of this comment so idk what @leoeoeoeoe is talking about lmao

[@retardalert9469]

@leoeoeoeoe what the fuck?

[@SobrietyandSolace]

Just like Fox and CNN lol

[@WillYum97]

Listen CAT

[@hellmenace2084]

To this day, his Aussie impersonation in this vid cracks me up so hard 😂

[@Manperor]

He is Australian

[@yoshiboii6352]

Who.. Whoooo robs a milk bar!!?😂

[@utube2825]

YoSHi Boii maybe they haven't got enough money for a packet of mixed lollies

[@yoshiboii6352]

utube omg!!! You might be on to something

[@something6510]

YoSHi Boii what's a...milk bar?

[@AbzTrappy]

Some Thing do u actually not know what a milk bar is ??? They sell credit lolllies and ice cream for cheap money

[@aeriumsoft]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_bar

[@moeyfta8844]

3:14 I thought the background was real until I saw the knife 🤦‍♂️

[@user-fy1wq3ew2t]

Ikr

[@shockzy4594]

How? u can see the green/ whiteish outline on everything

[@GabrielLee13]

Snort baby formula HAHAHAHHAAHAH

[@kyledznlol]

Gabriel Lee ayeee speedy

[@thienn.7250]

Oh shit your the news stop it

[@pang4816]

the 5 cent lollies that make your tongue blue, hmmmm :Thinking:

[@LAUGHTILLYOUWEE]

omg speedy gabriel my fav critical ops gamer youtuber ever

[@aorm1224]

hey gabriel where ma c ops videos

[@anybudz]

"GIMME YA MANY DOG" "hey listen cat, i dont have any ok"

[@nanochic]

Why the husband hire them 😂

[@AGolfHitter]

"Listen cat" 😂

[@kristizhang4473]

Marli Aurisch that’s so hilarious 😂

[@mimogotall]

“His head POP OFF!! And oohhh , oh my gosh it what glorious it was GLORIOUS” bro nobody cracks me up like Chonny. It’s been years since he’s been doing skits and since the beginning he’s been one of the greatest on KZbin.

[@blackheartentertainment1778]

"I SEE TWO BUSH" killed me lmao

[@_noclip7471]

The thing I can't stop laughing about when he said " I got robbed tree times and I still can't believe that my wife survived tree times" f***cyou robber lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nanochic]

The robbers were paid actors to kill the wife lol, but they didn't even have knives.

[@VarxenCore9]

"and TWO BIG BLACK BOYS, holding a BIG KNIFE!" The way he screams that line lmao

[@panismith1544]

🤣😆😅🇦🇺funny

[@Aztazithedreamer]

“Like one hour later I decide...I better call someone, *so I call my friend Ping Ling* “

[@tabutu1]

I laughed my arse off at that one.

[@lazy5458]

"HE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS! NOW I SEE 2 BUSH!!"🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@thatonemakastan3853]

The grandma is such a savage! 😎🤣

[@SailorRob]

yourchonny, you pulled off the "news speak" perfectly. Absolutely hilarious, liked and subbed.

[@scrotum_juice6496]

This was so hilarious that I tried stopping myself from laughing so I wouldn’t wake my family up.

[@wiki_5597]

Chonny I was watching anime and those pop up ads of those “find your dream Asia girl here” and they were using the thumbnail of”Exploring Melbourne” and “I am dating a gold digger” keep Dalena safe my friend

[@clarkyuan4346]

WIKI Wikipedia oh shit

[@mimimosa259]

Sure you were watching anime 😏

[@ConorMcgregor322]

I saw those while watching a movie haha

[@osn_chubzzz9807]

Michelle Xie actually the anime sites ads be some very sexual stuff

[@sasank2002]

@yourchonny we have to let him see this

[@bbostonnd9372]

I legit love this dude. I can’t get enough of it. I wish more people had a sense of humor

[@jimmyvue7336]

3:19 “how can we get robbed 3 times and my wife still survive? Fuck you robbers!” HAHAHAHAHA 💀 shit’s still funny lmaoo

[@desmondgabriel6295]

That Aussie tradee impression was perfect lmao 👌

[@xxMagic558xx]

"I walk downstairs" Its a one story house xD

[@laurengrace.k]

"yeah yeah yeah nah yeah nah yeah roight" Also dead at the tone of the news reporters voice, spot on 😂

[@jamz8729]

2:23 ahahahahaha "take all the chomps you want" an aussie classic up there with paddlepops and curlywurlys

[@theafflictionvhs17]

The thumbnail looks like it could legitimately be an actual news segment.

[@TheCaptainbeefylog]

It wasn't? !?!?!

[@OmfgTriplet]

"IT WAS GORE-RIOUS, GORE-RIOUS!"

[@brothertwoproductions2434]

this dude needs his own show omg

[@G8T.99]

You are the funniest! I've never been this early to one of you're videos :D Thanks for making us laugh throughout all these years.

[@realrxs]

"My husband snore like a airplane" lol me

[@Neonized626]

“I move the bush then I see *TWO BUSH* “ *casually starts car*

[@maplewarby7465]

I just laughed so hard when the subtitles was able to or tried to translate what the tradie was mumbling 😂

[@thewanderer3850]

is Tom still in a wig

[@Renshou]

Can't believe I live near this guy in the local suburbs. (I recognise the scenery in every vid xP) Chonny, you're my go to KZbinr who makes me laugh effortlessly. You're an amazing guy and you deserve all the recognition you get! Love, your fans!

[@aznlingling3061]

My version “WAIT I NEED TO DE GO TO BUSH” *Pees “OK I READY” I NOT DO DE CRIME

[@jobama9909]

“I move the bush more, he’s not wearing pants, he naked! I SEE TWO BUSH!” *screams*

[@mintybird4196]

_I go home, I go sleep, I forget_

[@jxpd7898]

“I see two bush” killed me

[@partofjessica]

i missed these videos omg THANK YOU CHONNY!!!

[@hepbep_]

That tradie speaks a dialect of Australian only a select few Aussies have mastered.

[@mrrooster397]

At least his latest upload isn’t about Fortnite

[@zosqi]

That grandma with the pump shotgun knocking a guy down has to be a fortnite reference

[@mrrooster397]

Hahahah

[@edwinlee750]

@@zosqi but his leg exploded

[@zosqi]

@@edwinlee750 Which is something that obviously doesn't happen in Fortnite because of children

[@edwinlee750]

@@zosqi facts

[@sorm9171]

1:20 ok, uh huh, I completely agree

[@andrewbeattie9439]

8 news LOL

[@genericchannel126]

Hacked By me IM CRYING

[@drained1177]

This guy got his makeup in a crayon store. And i gotta say, its damn good

[@jaimedhurst9622]

His head popped off it was glorious it was glorious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@S2I2]

"He not wear pants, I SEE TWO BUSH"

[@cracker3383]

Dad: Did you watch the news? Me:

[@nuenwrq3813]

Me rewatching all the Chonny videos isolating with corona

[@phalafau1258]

Chonny getting more muscular

[@TaxinDaMan]

The way to prove that you are actually an Australian is if you actually understand what the tradie is saying in the interview 😂😂😂

[@hanlee3345]

3:34 G-Dragon’s grandmother?

[@liizzset]

Stuart Lee lol.😂

[@bloodynoses9693]

His grandma looks like that?

[@mikey-fv7lv]

0:39 I'm Vietnamese and when he said this I laughed so hard 😂😂

[@thecreepman09]

"I SEE TWO BUSH" THAT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD

[@bloodynoses9693]

I didn't get w

[@quasar4472]

@@bloodynoses9693 pubes(3yrs later, I know LOL)

[@Limmyisback]

I swear I thought this video came out a month ago. Time flies so quick.

[@mikael6130]

Your next video should be (what asians do when they watch the walking dead) ps I would love a heart and I have been loyal to your Chanel since the B+ video, keep up the great work, between me and you I love the Asian with the marker

[@spicymydoods2519]

“I SEE TWO BUSH!” *Dead*

[@tomritchie7894]

0:50 “AAH A DEAD MAN NOO!”

[@JB__001]

It's truly amazing how all the actors look the same!

[@mivy8686]

They must be relatives

[@JB__001]

MI VY Yeah, good thinking!

[@bathoolkazemi6280]

“So I pushed the bush more he nakedand I see two bush”......lol😂😂 I almost died at this part😂😘😘

[@hasanal-hussein7079]

Maybe I should call someone... Do I called my friend Pingling 😂😂

[@brahfn6789]

2:49 the husband of milk bar so this thing got a husband now or something😂

[@Hillary_Official_1]

" I see two bush!" 😂🤣

[@Midnyako]

"give me yo money dawg" i said "hey listen cat.."

[@kay6740]

"I see two bush" When I first watched this about a few months ago I didn't understand this for some reason. But I finally got it. 😂

[@bietman6992]

B+

[@lopakazi3482]

BietMan69 again???

[@goemon9378]

omg that Aussie impression just cracks me up

[@khaarlatavoi9050]

I found it hilarious how there's subtitles for the Vietnamese guy but not the Aussie guy because I couldn't understand SHIT 😂😂😂

[@yesibeleza]

hahahahaha the husband disappointed on the robbers was the best part

[@beebunbunduhhh6057]

2:00 the shop at the far back is where my dad buys Sunday morning breakfast, this is now holy chonny ground 🧖‍♂️🙏

[@VarxenCore9]

"I see, a dead man. [screams] A dead man. No!" how simplistic the subtitles are

[@davidz8823]

The ending is legendary

[@ageorgas706]

I fricken love your videos please upload as much as possible keep up some of the best content on yt

[@laelhansentoesucker354]

I have never heard a Australian Asian other then The Anime Man.

[@mirrorizen]

omg i love you bro this is deep in my vague memories but rewatching I find your humor so genius lolololol

[@jakethecowboy8463]

I MOO DA BUSH! AND HES NAKED! NOW THEIR IS TWO BUSH!

[@marineadmiraljunior7904]

Glorious!!!!

[@DudeitsVero]

xD lol "move to another country" *laughs* "what no-" 😂

[@aidenking720]

this was glorious. I've been watching you since the beginning and your videos never fail to make me laugh so hard it hurts