Every CRAZY Pokedex Entry in Pokemon Sword & Shield

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#Pokemon #pokemonswordshield

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Child: *exists* Litwick: Finally, some good freaking food.

[@teteichawngthu9311]

Chandelure:Son have you got the food give it to me you don't need it

[@lemonade_7489]

OML

[@cinderleaves3949]

Drifblim: pls let me have it! Drifblim: I’ll kidnap it and give it to you!

[@waffleweirdo1252]

Dusknoir: You guys can have the body if you want

[@cinderleaves3949]

Waffle Weirdo Drifblim: nu Drifblim: I need the soul.

[@theoaremevano3227]

Shield Pokedex: "Golurk may contain a perpetual motion device." Chairman Rose: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....."

[@ciphymasterofmedia9104]

That would have solved the entire plot of the game, jeez.

[@cintronproductions9430]

@@ciphymasterofmedia9104 Victini could have also solved the game's plot, I heard somewhere that it creates infinite energy!

[@ultimate9046]

@@cintronproductions9430 It has to like you though

[@waluigijalapeno2080]

@@ultimate9046 I'd say Rose is a pretty likeable guy, so I don't think he'd have a problem getting Victini to like him

[@Kyumifun]

Intresting.... 😏

[@utubeiskaren7796]

Blipbug: the pokédex is unnecessarily mocking my strength. Magikarp: first time?

[@TheLegoKid2003]

At least the dex says Blipbug is smart. The dex straight up calls Magikarp pathetic and completely useless.

[@hiimlorenzo807]

I’m shocked that you didn’t mention Hatterene’s Shield dex entry. It says “If you’re too loud around it, you risk being torn apart by the claws on its tentacle. This Pokémon is known as the Forest Witch.” That means that if you accidentally yell or scream around this Pokémon then you can literally be killed violently by being gruesomely torn to pieces. Seems fitting for an E rated video game.

[@hollowknightfan2379]

Don't train Hatterene during allergy season.

[@fusionwing4208]

it always fascinated me how, for a game deliberately made for younger audiences... these dex entries are either realistic as hell (pokemon actively hunt and kill each other), or flat out nightmare fuel, as is the case for the Hatterene entry mentioned

[@ZeBeBe3101]

Researchers:"Give us the Truth!" Bronzor:"You can't handle the truth!"

[@emldV2]

Literally

[@umbreonhyperdream]

Actually what I was thinking

[@enzoo7282]

Lol

[@quentonstillion2986]

I was literally about to comment the same thing😂

[@shyrolax6244]

You will never reach the truth reseacher

[@chandler2581]

I personally like Roserade's Shield entry: "The poison in its right hand is quick acting. The poison in its left hand is slow acting. Both are life threatening."

[@cinderleaves3949]

Chandler Farmer Shield is creepier than Sword. I love it.

[@jorgegonzalezavila9376]

@@mewtwo150clone Roserade's face _does_ have that sadistic look to it

[@cinderleaves3949]

ELLA PENNELL Cause it is And we dark ppl Us humans who play Shield.

[@Vantacyan]

No poi

[@julioc.3158]

@@jorgegonzalezavila9376 Jlullaby totally agrees on her smugness.

[@creativecreeper2860]

Nobody: The dreepy: we crave violence mother

[@justsomeguyevadingtaxes497]

YEET US AT THOU ENEMY MOTHER

[@keeganbanner3035]

That Weezing entry is even more interesting as it implies that in some way Pokemon morph or change in order to try and restore the natural order of things if humans somehow change that. It's actually something that seems to be consistent across all regional variants

[@squidbro6635]

Can you elaborate. I understand Wheezing purifying air due to pollution and maybe Rattata and Raticate changing to night/dark types due to yungoos, but what about the others?

[@FeIlini]

*Cough* Galarian corsola *cough*

[@kyrab7914]

You're right, they're displaying adaptation 😮

[@jacksonvoet8312]

Hey, Pokémon are the actual descendants of the children of God, so it makes sense that they maintain the world order since humans have some issues due to being estranged from Pokémon in multiple points in history.

[@earlharveysantiago3744]

Alolan Ninetales : I'm not the Messiah Galarian people: He's the messiah

[@crouchingcape9997]

No Sawk is Moses.

[@earlharveysantiago3744]

@@crouchingcape9997 your right

[@pundertalefan4391]

I just wanna know how the heck he got one. Pokemon home isn't out yet.

[@bwavii6058]

XD

[@cinderleaves3949]

Pundertale Fan Magic

[@XalconKugelBlitz]

Michael: *accidently goes next to a musharna with dark mist* *a minute later* Michael: *running away from thousands of miltanks*

[@thedragonwarrior5861]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@redfernplace]

THAT is my nightmare. Except without Miltank.

[@helenlyons924]

😂

[@ethanlivingston3361]

Me: walks near same musharna Martin's solrock: appears

[@macaronimew1219]

LOL

[@julianheng1298]

Mikey: "You can't cut liquid" Sawk: "Ok then, PokeMoses. Split the sea apart like I heard you do in the stories."

[@Letmeseethat]

Dusknoir : sees an enemy Sobble. Also Dusknoir : eats the sobble and spits it’s dead body out.

[@peternguyen7530]

Sobble: Cries Dusknoir: Cries as well

[@starwolf27]

I feel like Drapion's entry about being afraid of Hippowdon makes even more sense when you consider that, as a Poison/Dark type, it's only weak to Ground.

[@abrahamgonzales1888]

Plot twist:dra pion is actually scared of the dwebble in the hippowdon

[@egotrips4810]

Same thing I said lol. It's pretty cool because it shows Pokemon know even their own weaknesses & don't wanna get KO'd/die.

[@Coconut_Prrson]

Fighting?

[@cintronproductions9430]

@@Coconut_Prrson Drapion isn't weak to Fighting because it's part Poison type, which resists Fighting.

[@sayvionwashington1939]

Doubt it wants to get bit by one either.

[@SomeJerkOnTheInternet]

"I thought they would get along because they are the same Species" Let me tell you about this Species called "Humans"

[@dockiscute]

some Jerk on the Internet lol

[@potatolord6977]

Got you to 69 likes

[@8bitty192]

Potatolord69 i ruined it

[@potatolord6977]

Blue Diamond. •6,829 Years Ago• you, Actually I’m not even mad. 7 is my favorite color.

[@breey45]

Potatolord69 wait what-

[@thejadeninja]

Trainer: *stubs toe and starts cussing out everything around them* Hattrem:*punches trainer with full force*

[@pokefandylan2117]

Corvisquire’s dex entry about the tools is a reference to the intelligence of real crows! Also Snover’s berries were seen in an episode of the Sinnoh anime!

[@Back_Board826]

Wow!

[@personifiedcat]

I thought Togekiss' Sword entry was interesting. "These Pokemon are never seen anywhere near conflict or turmoil. In recent times they've hardly been seen at all." Like is that a reference to the conflict of the game or just the general state of the world.

[@silvertalon007]

Maybe the Pokemon World has It's own version of Trump.

[@jorgegonzalezavila9376]

After all, Gumshoos is flat-out based on Donald Trump and both Galarian Corsola and Eiscue are based on global warming...

[@jorgegonzalezavila9376]

@Pott Rott really negga

[@ChaosNo65SolarWind]

@@jorgegonzalezavila9376 Gumshoos is based on a detective. The blonde thing is supposed to be a cap. Its Ability Stakeout reflects that. Still, the resemblance to Orange Man is uncanny.

[@trikinya]

Both

[@cherooJ]

Trainer: *crying* Hatterne: *salps him* "stop being sad" Trainer: "Good job hatter---" Hatterne: *Slaps him* "stop being happy"

[@LittleIdiot858]

Trainer:”ummm...” Hatterne:*slaps him* “stop being intensely confused”

[@JYASOYT]

@@LittleIdiot858 Trainer: *releases Hatterene* Trainer: "REVENGE PRINCESS!" Hatterene: NO NOI- *Trainer leaves and Hatterene slaps a Pangoro by accident* *All wild Pokemon run up to it* Hatterene: Uh... Pangoro: ATTACK! *AAA* *Hatterene Fainted!* Hatterene: Uhhaa...Stop..being..rude...*faint* *All Pokemon run off to their respected spot*

[@JYASOYT]

and for Omega Plays you said S A L P S

[@boney4947]

"ight, I've had enough of ya dog garbage" *slap fight between hatterene and trainer*

[@HI-ho4bj]

You know what hatterene is a perfect Pokémon for Cyrus and the perfect Mon for he's emotionless so called perfect world

[@The27Hntrs]

I always liked Galarian Meowth as it referenced the relationship between Vikings and Cats. Vikings would use cats to help with rodent infestation on seafaring journeys and they played an important part in their religion as the Goddess, Freyja who was the goddess of love, fertility, and battle was pulled around in a chariot by two large cats.

[@kingrobotnik6950]

My guess to the farfected is because the leek is tied to its fighting spirit. It probably takes a bite after battle/training and the leek grows back due to its energy. When it’s fighting spirit has wilted after a lifetime of battle, the blade will have also wilted. Thus bitting it won’t let grow back but I doubt it would eat a dying/dead leek. Like a rusty sword, it probably lays it to rest, with the sword going back into the earth. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust…

[@adhiprajna4127]

Wow

[@starfallcolors4491]

So like the 3 critical hits you made is like a fighting spiritual bonding spell? I like your idea!

[@mtheju]

Too far-fetched, imo. I think the leek is more of food for humans and not for Sirfetch'd. For the Pokemon, it's merely a weapon.

[@darrylmihalko2838]

All Hail King Robotnik

[@theluckygamer10]

Chandelure, Shield: "In homes illuminated by Chandelure instead of lights, funerals were a constant occurrence- or so it's said."

[@dillonmcknight9558]

What they dont tell you is that hes the lights of a funeral home for aesthetics.

[@debesson1049]

My Chandelure is my 3rd fav Pokèmon on my Sword playthrough

[@grimlockgreg3063]

Translation: chandelure kills anything to power itself with there soul ... or it is said

[@liliekernizan7028]

Steam Dragon they died because ‘’funeral’’

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

I have a chandelure

[@theaussieidiot5378]

Corvisquire: *can use rocks as weapons* Also corvisquire: *cant learn rock throw*

[@mewtwosmashbros9626]

True

[@julius362]

Holup

[@kittyyoutuber9]

***uhhhh***

[@txtp]

holy-

[@InfiniteBreadsticks]

Lul

[@blackfoxstudios4101]

Fun fact: In Toxapex's pokedex entry, it talks about how Galar has very cold water. Galar also seems to be a cold region in general, most trainers that are mostly found outside wear clothing better fitted for warm weather (other than the swimmers, but those people are just mentally insane). Galar, in general, is a cold region, thus how so many Ice Types can be found, also explains why there is multiple snowy routes. It could also be a reason for the unpredictable weather in the Wild Area. It can also explain how Darumaka, a pokemon whose feces was literally used as a portable heat source, became an ice type in Galar, due to the intense lack of hot weather (Other than Route 6 and, I assume, the first half of Route 8). Edit: Also, I just noticed something. So you know how depending on the story of events, you get Zacian/Zamazenta, and Hop, your main rival and best friend, gets the other one. Zacian and Zamazenta being sisters- You and Hop has a sibling like friendship, shown how they just enter your house at any time, your mother being perfectly okay with it Zacian and Zamazenta being rivals - You and Hop are considered great rivals. Hop even calls himself your greatest rival. Your even considered his "first rival". Almost the whole journey, or wasnt about becoming to champion, it was about participating in the gym challenge together, constantly testing each other's strength after making progress, assisting each other when facing trouble. Zacian and Zamzenta represent you, the player, and Hop!

[@tjaytelevision2989]

Galar is cold because it’s based off of England

[@Savv05]

The part about zacian and zamazenta is actually really cool! I would’ve never thought of it like that but I like it a lot

[@jmurray1110]

Fairly certain zamazenta is Zack and younger brother not sister

[@Spoiceman]

I mean it is based of England it it is quite cold here

[@user-qt6gi6hm8q]

Wow I absolutely love this theory

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

The Klink thing could be easily explained imo Just as some years ago we thought Velociraptors were like 2 meters tall, but now we know they were like 40cm tall Things, specially things about the past, change very frequently with new discoveries The one in Unova was probably the oldest registered time _by the time Juniper did those investigations,_ but there was more information found since

[@ShadowKnight5204]

Wait, so the average human being is taller than a velociraptor? Oh, I am going to enjoy this bit of knowledge

[@themcmusicninja798]

We always knew velociraptors were small, jurassic park put the wrong information out..

[@vincenzoditrolio6985]

@@ShadowKnight5204 yeah they’re like the size of chickens.

[@soappacket2342]

i was thinking too 100 years ago were the first time Klink were spotted in Unova, not in all of the world. (Haven't played the games in some time, so sorry if this is rebutted in the game)

[@infinitethunder6184]

Trainer: "YES! Great job Hatter..." Hatterene: *furiously chokes me*

[@ParaternalSkies64]

VIBE CHECK

[@TheRapist69420]

@@ParaternalSkies64 no u

[@CrumpetFn69]

Infinite Thunder its hatrem

[@infinitethunder6184]

@@CrumpetFn69 hatterene is worse. Also it is physically capable of chocking

[@theoaremevano3227]

Everyone: "Man I feel so bad for beating Hop all the ti--" Hatterene: "I'll teach YOU to feel sympathy for your friend!"

[@randallvindas6746]

Dwebble sees a wild roggenrola: " its free real estate"

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

F. You i literally had the voice in my head. Hell you could of just said "dwebble sees a wild roggenrola. Dwebble :)

[@duck5843]

roggenrola or hippowdon? I think you mean hippowdon

[@etheriousnatsudragneel5835]

@@duck5843 no the hippo is happy to let them live in his hole if they don't find rock over a long period of time. So if he sees it it won't just go. But if he see roggenrola and he thinks it is good it will go

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

technically yes

[@diegoaraya6560]

I really want to see fanart of Dwebble with its 3 new houses.

[@CooperGal24]

Alolan Ninetales' Pokedex entry kinda makes sense. In Pokemon Unite, Ninetales has a costume called Shrine Style, which is a winter kimono. And shrines are places where people go to pray for blessings or good luck. This also makes sense if you take the "Origin" section of Alolan Ninetales from the Bulbapedia: "Its mountain habitat and lore as a deity incarnation may be a reference to Poliʻahu, the Hawaiian goddess of snow who is said to reside on Mauna Kea." So that pretty much explains why Alolan Ninetales was worshiped.

[@rabidmutts]

it also is a throw to inari, the one who is assosiated with kitsune yokai which ninetales is based on. kitsunes were messengers for inari and soon are worshipped as their own gods now!

[@487trentos]

So I'm listening to this for the 3rd or 4th time, as I do while working. Hisuian Braviary is the flying service pokemon, but the current day Braviary is too cranky. I love this evolutionary change

[@squidbro6635]

Maybe Braviary felt they were being taken advantage of and were too proud to keep being used as transportation.

[@bingus262]

“Corvisquire can be seen picking up and throwing rocks” Corvisquire can’t learn rock throw.

[@akatsuki8554]

can it learn wrap? bind?

[@tammyeames9014]

Maybe?

[@narwhalnarwhal1399]

69 likes

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Rushed game

[@blitzhd_8494]

Gastly can learn ice punch, so there.

[@brandonbuell9571]

Me: *hatches a Golett from an egg* Golett: “I must execute my orders from my master that died thousands of years ago.” Me: “You literally just hatched from that egg.”

[@cintronproductions9430]

LOL, that's just as confusing and senseless as Kangaskhan hatching from an egg... with a baby.

[@ciphymasterofmedia9104]

Yo what if golurk and golettes pass on the orders to their offspring.

[@pichuperez9037]

@@ciphymasterofmedia9104 most of the time the parents aren't even there when you hatch pokemon eggs

[@ciphymasterofmedia9104]

@@pichuperez9037 no I mean when the golem line make the eggs and the order gets passed down like a genetic code

[@RandomPerson-xf9yn]

@@pichuperez9037 but they're basically robots (the automaton pokemon), the orders could be passed down genetically through their 'coding'

[@titanironwolf7986]

with Klink's Dex entry it had me thinking. maybe Klink in Gen 5 is an invasive Pokemon species, it probably is native and from another region but invaded into Unova and was spotted by Unova researchers 100yrs ago

[@subjectdelta3551]

I was thinking there was more klinks when the gear was made but then as society grew they went to hide in caves then in gen 5 they were just rediscovered 100 years ago by the researchers so there maybe an older Pokemon species.

[@kevrink5605]

Meowstic's "eyelike patterns" kinda act as what one might call "psychic eyes". Shown by both of Olympia's Meowstic in the anime by the way the usually have their eyes closed, but their eyelike patterns revealed

[@hollowknightfan2379]

Maybe the "patterns" are actually its eyes and the professors just have that backwards, that'd be cool.

[@Noivern87]

Trainer: *sobbing* She left me , Hattrem. Why did she- Hattrem: *punch* SHUT THE F*CK UP!!

[@N_Skoronski]

Don't have a Sobble and a Hattrem on the same team. Sobble makes you cry uncontrollably, and Hattrem just keeps punching you

[@jon.p.9358]

Me: Hattrem! Language!

[@The_Lad_Crusher]

Damn hattrem harsh , also leguage

[@dreamdevil666]

LOL

[@angeldude101]

I mean, I can't say I blame her. Emotions can be really loud and it can get very uncomfortable with so many people metaphorically screaming in your ear (or literally, since actual sound isn't much better as Hatterene's Shield entry mentions).

[@kidnow_squidnow]

Lampent's Shield Entry: "It lurks in cities, disguising itself as a street lamp. When it finds someone whose death is near, it silently trails behind that person." Spoopy..

[@williamgeorge3111]

Person: (looks behind themselves) Lampent: 'sup. person: my time has come.

[@matthewwilliams8267]

Lampent : _giggles_ You're in danger~

[@kidnow_squidnow]

Lampent: *sees person* Also Lampent: So you have chosen... *death.*

[@resurrekt7114]

LAMP

[@monarchatto6095]

Tbh I think it’s because Lampent wants to accompany the person while in their last moments

[@DaZebraffe]

12:47 "This is interesting to me, because I just kind of assumed that regional variants of different kinds would get along, because they're still the same species." Well, first off, no, they are *not* the same species. That's like calling a grizzly bear and a polar bear the same species. Secondly, even Pokemon that *are* the same species, canonically don't always get along.

[@hanoianboy9562]

They are the same species. Regional variants do exist in nature, and comparing grizzly bears and polar bears are too drastic a comparison considering they are not even closely related.

[@DaZebraffe]

@@hanoianboy9562 Yeah, literally everything you just said was incorrect. Regional variants are from radically different geographical locations within the world of Pokemon, often even different continents. Even if they'd started off the same species, evolution (and here, I mean Darwinian style, not the form seen inside the games) would guide them down such completely different paths that the end results no longer would be. I mean, just look at Darwin's finches: Loads of different species of finch, each located on a separate island of the Galapagos archipelago, separated from each other by only a few dozen feet per island. Each and every one of them came from the same single species of bird, back when the islands were connected to not only each other, but also a continent. By the time Darwin arrived, they'd diverged from each other so far that no one island's species of finch was able to reproduce with any other island's species. *And that's just from being on separate islands within the same island chain.* And, in fact, the only reason regional versions would be so different from each other as to be entirely different types-like one being a fire type and one being an ice type-would be if *exactly what I described above* had happened. Also, no. Comparing regional variants to polar bears vs grizzlies isn't even remotely inappropriate, because you're actually dead wrong about them being "not even closely related." They're actually able to produce offspring with each other. Couldn't do that if they were "not even closely related."

[@ShinotheQueeno]

I would argue against it because it is Pokémon adapting to their environment, changing how they look while doing so.

[@mohawk1010]

@@ShinotheQueeno omg that is the littleal defntion of DIVERGENT evolution you ever herd of dawins finches

[@ShinotheQueeno]

@@mohawk1010 you ever "herd" how to spell heard?

[@midgetydeath]

Reading between the lines of Galarian Wheezing's dex entry, the Galarians haven't realized how badly they fucked up their region as they don't know why Wheezing changed forms even though you and all of us easily understood.

[@braviary211]

I mean, if Weezing fixed it fast, maybe they didn't have time to realize what they'd done?

[@cylasbreakdown6140]

Fun fact: Corvisquire’s Dex entry references real life crows, which are smart enough to make and use tools!

[@whatspoppin8677]

Cylasbreakdown damn beat me to it

[@peternguyen7530]

Cylasbreakdown true, ture. Corviknight are super intelligent too, hence the flying taxi mechanic.

[@idreadFell365]

Dang it, I was about to mention that

[@flipfreak14]

Not simply crows, but the entirety of the Corvid family! Rooks, Ravens. Jays. And Magpies!

[@ye9607]

Well why aren't we bowing to crows with bazookas yet, explain that

[@resurrekt7114]

Here's one: Cofagrigus's Sword dex entry says: " It's body is made out of pure gold. *People say it no longer remembers that it one was human* " This connects really well to all of Yamask's entries, because they mention that it literally carries it's human face (the mask they carry is said to once be the face, so they technically carry their face) around, so imagine when they evolve and look at the mask, they'll be like: "I've never met this man in my life" Furthermore, Yamask's dex entry in White says that "each of them retains memories of it's former life." So this basically tells me that it is definitely possible to see a Yamask at a funeral of someone it once knew when it was alive, and suddenly evolve and be like, "Who is this? What am I doing here? Why do I care?"

[@suspiciouslysollux590]

Resurrekt I’ve never thought of that lmao xD

[@nickvang7]

Just like how Marowak got over its dead mother

[@resurrekt7114]

@RoNoob Guy the mask that they carry *used to be their human face*, so technically they still do carry their human face

[@thielenlopes]

I think it is a good thing, since Yamask cryies every time it looks to it's mask, remembering his past life.

[@resurrekt7114]

@@thielenlopes Yeah, it might be good but if the Yamask is in eternal sadness, like Cubone, it would make more sense to overcome it, not to forget it at all

[@JamesBakerMusic100]

"You can't cut liquid" ActionLab: "Hold my hydrophobic knife"

[@99wins31]

9:24 Well Abomasnow already gives off very “Hey get off my lawn” vibes through its design alone

[@artoria4085]

Golisopod: *exists* Grapploct: *also exists* Sunken ship: Why do I hear boss music

[@ZelKazekaga]

-Abandoned ship starts playing

[@nobj7824]

Both: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@Darkinfiniteedgelordslife]

Guzma: Cheers for the Golisopods

[@Webbylightplays2005]

It’s funny because he put Golisopod before Grapploct just like how Golisopod debut in Alola and how Grapploct debut in Galar. 🤣

[@kennethhelt5053]

This doesn’t relate to the comment but when Mikey said flex down then flex up I thought FLEX ON FLEX OFF

[@sjgames9104]

Trainer: “where did all my Dubwool go?” Beheeyem: “gone, reduced to atoms.”

[@tailatube6165]

SJ Games lol

[@im4gi183]

Hop*

[@brandedurgan5707]

Yummy lamb chops

[@arvindsingh8326]

@@im4gi183 ooh yeah hop

[@The_MMS]

Hop: What happened to my poor dubwool *Beheeyem left the chat*

[@mishmash5576]

I never knew how insane some entries were. Now I want a series of shorts exploring some of the things mentioned, like the gigantimax machamp saving the ship & durants fighting off sandaconda in increasing wacky situations

[@simonbolivar1427]

27:15 Dreepy: Mommy mommy I shoot me out first🤩 Other Dreepy: Nooooooo I want to go first😖😤 Dragapult:😔

[@The_MMS]

I struggle launching my children out the window -Dragapult

[@iancampbell2517]

“You can’t cut a liquid” *Moses enters the chat*

[@theg-maxtoxtricity2709]

Ian Campbell *hydrophobic stuff has left the chat*

[@LX3CT_639]

Theory: Actually it spliced the molecules Reference: Alita Battle Angel 😏

[@SCP--pr1yd]

Ya mean Sawk?

[@LX3CT_639]

Yep

[@Topgsquid]

@@SCP--pr1yd If Moses had a pokemon, it would be Sawk

[@pezzajr2046]

My theory: The sword which makes up Aegislash’s body was once the king’s sword. The king killed an enemy in cold blood, maybe that enemy was the previous ruler. Then the enemy’s soul united with the sword, to kill the traitor...

[@XMan_The_Great]

Cool

[@RedK5]

Umbreon Gengar this needs to be seen

[@thatonejojofan9401]

The new MatPat be like

[@stupid2735]

Ok no joke... that is an AMAZING theory

[@marijncolen6226]

Or he couldn't live with his own guilt and lost himself because of all the people that fell to the blade of the sword so he took his own life

[@bektasbirben6077]

We need a meme of Michael holding up a book saying "the sacred texts!"

[@jesserivera2043]

I like how some of these entries are written through the lens of its specific region, and as a result winds up being more interesting

[@shadedcycle]

Roggenrola and Rolycoly: *exists* Dwebble: *It’s free real estate*

[@doublex8012]

Hahaha 😂

[@iike9498]

Literally!

[@Gigacheat]

I like this

[@khalidjimale9506]

Hahaha

[@obviouslycole1862]

Lol

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

Child Murder Michael: Ugh...that's, ugh Pokémon Murder Michael: That's dope

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

@MERT KÜÇÜKTÜFEKÇİ Animals also eat humans in real life....

[@_Just.SomeRand0mGuy__]

What did they say?

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

@@_Just.SomeRand0mGuy__ that aimals kill hoomans bcuz they scared

[@marianolucs]

Death is the a sign of a natural evolution some animals die to be consumed by others but you know who you are or were gumans like children and were a child

[@Headless_Toil2418]

What about BABY POKEMON MURDER HEHE

[@Avocattle]

I’m surprised you didn’t touch on gigantamax Eevee’s shield entry, “having gotten even friendlier and more innocent, Eevee tries to play with anyone around, only to end up crushing them with its immense body” Which is interesting cause it’s kinda saying pokemon are in a different mindset when they gigantamax, being more friendly and innocent, but Eevee accidentally crushing people/pokemon it’s trying to play with us both funny and sad

[@novamcphee3951]

My favorite part of this is the dweeble living in the ports on a hippowdon because hippowdon are known in earkeir games for blast streams of sand out of said ports so that means random flying dweebles

[@cradiculous]

Maybe it's like Dreepy and the Dwebbles enjoy being launched at foes

[@jicao]

Snowrunt: * can only survive in cold areas* Also Snowrunt: * always shivering*

[@100notkirapreston6]

You mean snorunt?

[@syedmajidhassan4051]

It's a painful existence, it doesn't like the cold but if it doesn't go there it dies

[@im_a_no_name]

@@syedmajidhassan4051 but the dex says it "happily bounces around" in those temperatures

[@djneonreaper4990]

My headcanon is that either 1)they shiver just because its their bodies natural response similar to how we and other animals shiver. Or 2)they actually shiver in warm places, so the opposite of how we work

[@TheSilliestGoof]

“Boltund is its natural enemy” *Me, who used a Boltund and a Theivul on the same team* *“I have made an error”*

[@doggygirl3187]

Separate them. Before it's too late

[@teamsharpened7661]

I did that too :|

[@Garlictoastify]

I also did that 🙄

[@_C4RB0N_]

Sophie Feltz pt

[@_C4RB0N_]

Pokemon talk

[@supersasukemaniac]

Dusknor isn't really all that messed up when you remember the other dark PokeDex entries like Litwik, Cubone, Drifblon and others.

[@gengarzilla1685]

Dusknoir as a whole is honestly quite benign for a Ghost type.

[@TheMaximumGamerOfficial]

That Braviary entry about being the fly taxi is sick it was like an easteregg to Pokemon Legends of Arceus😮

[@thegamergrookey2268]

like maybe they knew In the past braviary was the flying transportation so they were like: "well hey since it was the flying transportation back in the day why don't we make it the flying taxi pokemon" "No we can't today's day Braviary is a jerk so let's just go with our regions bird"

[@culturedcreator5185]

Micheal: you can’t cut the ocean Sawk: I AM MOSES

[@serenayvonnegabena65]

Apparently Golisopod can do the same thing based on it's dex entry in pokemon sun

[@aidenmatthew8415]

True

[@kahmorastimemanagement6096]

You can cut the ocean, but idk why he focused on the water molucule part 😂

[@bigwillstimo]

Maybe it watched too many 5 minute crafts videos

[@IrfanAhmed-dq6yk]

@@bigwillstimo one PUNCCCCCH

[@lofi9728]

"its sword entry say-" 2 unskippable adds: *Let me stop you Right there*

[@drenter477]

10:32 Maybe that was the first appearance of Klink in that region but not others?

[@gengarzilla1685]

Perhaps Klink disappeared at some point in the past and were only rediscovered 100 years ago in Chargestone Cave? Juniper never necessarily said Klink were a never-before-seen Pokémon.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

*Adults:* pffft Pokemon is for KIDS. *Pokedex:* _Are you sure about that?_

[@cintronproductions9430]

Only adults play Pokémon anyway. All kids play is Fortnite. Dam Epic Games. 🤬 Edit: Guys, I'm sorry, this was a bad joke! 😂

[@normandsarahlowder4949]

@@cintronproductions9430 not true

[@Memorie__]

“I thought Jokes Were Funny”

[@ck7993]

silence bruh every kid on here hates on fortnite for likes

[@ck7993]

@Total silence .

[@ShayTheValiant]

Fun fact: Thievul and Boltund being natural enemies is a reference to "The Fox and The Hound."

[@homie_g8948]

Master Templar Shay Interesting

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Ya don’t say?

[@tcgfant]

I had both of these pokemon in my team for a while....

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Disney: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@Bunni-6942]

My Thievul and Boltund are actually friends

[@ricochet0928]

8:33 Okay but I'd love to see what Musharna would do to someone who has really mild nightmares, like the kind where you're suddenly naked in a public place. I like to imagine it'd just pants the person right there and move on

[@jamesjohnston5675]

what i find so interesting about pangoro's pokedex entry stating that his rival is obstagoon is that pangoro is a dark/fighting type and obstagoon is a dark/normal type

[@squidbro6635]

It never said it was an even rivalry. Sorta like Groudon and Kyogre

[@thespinodino]

My favorite entry is Duralodon’s that mentions how it fights with Tyranitar, which possibly references the dynamic between Godzilla and Mechagodzilla.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Yet, for some reason, we don't have any references to the arch-enemy dynamic of Godzilla and Ghidorah. It'd make for a cool entry for Tyranitar or Hydreigon. *Except Hydreigon would win everytime, unlike Ghidorah against Godzilla.*

[@gengarzilla1685]

I'm sad they didn't suggest a rivalry with Aggron instead. Think on it, Tyranitar's rampages are so vicious that maps must be redrawn afterwards, while Aggron dutifully repairs its territory in times of disaster. These two are quite literally opposites.

[@Qvartz_Lite]

I find duraludon's entry sad because they reconned the Aggron-Tyranitar rivalry, and it would have been very cool to have them three duking it out.

[@mishmash5576]

@@Qvartz_Lite now that'd make a sick movie

[@smayansrivastava9511]

@@mishmash5576 rillaboom ?

[@los-lobos]

“Like my god ghost Pokémon are messed up” Cofagrigus: I thought trapping robbers was a good thing!

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

well not all ghost types my good babies are mostly ghost types lol and some of them are deffinetly not messed up

[@los-lobos]

@@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary Gastly:yea Im basically just a koffing Haunter:oh yea I just lick people to kill them Gengar:heheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

@@los-lobos well their not my babies golurk is my baby so is aiegislash ok gangar may be my baby a bit

[@icepawtheyugiohdumbass9955]

My decidueye: 👁👄👁

[@txtp]

Chandelure is pretty cool tbh

[@Ree_DV9]

The one thing I love about pokemon is how it's based off real life they do a good job of implementing that into the game and adding their own twist to the pokemon

[@z0r4nba80]

7:00 Rhyperior: I fear no man, but that, thing Rhyperior: it scares me

[@williamtaylor4029]

*on a gmax lapras* “The view is great from up here” “Wait why is lapras shrinking ”

[@slevinchannel7589]

17:48: That just stuck me as totally weird. I mean, seriously, is Gamefreak drinking too much Sake or what? This thing is outright evil basically, which is too much for a Dark Type... and it's also not even Dark Type... What the heck?

[@berkay4903]

@@slevinchannel7589 stfu

[@thomashollingshead015]

SCP- 049 what’s your problem?

[@bluezue8825]

SCP- 049 Nice, you bully random people in the comments for.... commenting?

[@KhaiRSZone.]

Doesn’t gmax run out after 3 turns? So if the gmax Lapras doesn’t use any moves, it could stay gmax forever

[@megalucario5206]

Tsareena’s Shield entry reminds people why everyone calls it a dominatrix: “A kick from the hardened tips of this Pokémon's legs leaves a wound in the opponent's body and soul that will never heal.”

[@cinderleaves3949]

Connor Born So if she kicks you enough, you die. *Mallow new plan don’t level up until I get confirmation on what levels are fine to beat Leon*

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

@@cinderleaves3949 Maybe it would just be a really bad scar. It could heal, but never fully.

[@SpicyT257]

Is it possible that the Klink from Sword and Shield is older, meaning they could inspire "ancient" people, and then the ones in black and white were simply discovered after the gears were created?

[@nintendofan8297]

I didn’t realise until I watched this that Goletts dec entry is based of the Greek myth of Prometheus and how he created the people of clay

[@laurenansell4948]

Beheeyem : goes to a farm A dubwool : aight ima head out

[@victoriamilk2865]

Nice

[@dogogamer4180]

Lol

[@risan7495]

Maybe they both go to a club and Dubwool maybe had too many drinks and woke up in an alley

[@MrElvenbrother]

Also reminds of Majora's Mask cow-abducting aliens.

[@Eric-py8yy]

@@MrElvenbrother in the older movies the aliens snatched cows

[@jeffreycannon8452]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Litwick: C O N S U M E T H E C H I L D

[@sebastianvaldez9536]

Jeffrey Cannon this deserves more likes

[@gildalisboa4204]

"DONT TOUCH THE CHILD!"~Sr. Pelo

[@-dodup-5970]

Jeffrey Cannon LMAO

[@cinderleaves3949]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Drifblim: K i d n a p t h e c h i l d

[@Kyumifun]

Other pokémon: are we a joke to you?

[@aimeefarmer2705]

13:13 Might be a reference to the Norwegian Forest Cat, the breed of cat that traveled with the Vikings

[@psychotheunsane4542]

Klink was first found *inside Chargestone Cave* 100 years ago. That is, it may have existed elsewhere long before that.

[@evagarcia865]

Me: Gets near Musharna while it’s creating dark mist Musharna: *Makes that girl that trades you a Haunter with an Everstone appear from nothing*

[@FilledOfOJ]

OH GOD OH FRICK

[@soulhoney1908]

Musharna: don't stand to close of me ok Mindy: oh you have your legendary let's trade * She forcefully trade your legendary with haunter with everstone

[@bluepearl4624]

WHITNEY APPEARS.

[@idk2195]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@soulhoney1908]

@@idk2195 mindy: hope you enjoy and if didn't evolve probably is because of that stone i put on my haunter

[@wasthatthebiteof8796]

1000 years ago: "Hey Golett, can you get me a taco?" 1000 years later: EXCUSE ME SIR DO YOU KNOW WHERE TACO BELL IS LOCATED

[@darrellwillis4871]

Golett shoving a taco into a pile of dirt. *E A T, M A S T E R*

[@awesomeperson3342]

*At Tacobell* YES *HE* WOULD LIKE HIS TACO WITH EXTRA CHEESE

[@anomnisexualpossum8485]

This. This is glory in every form.

[@8bitty192]

Lmfao

[@e2b265]

Just like Dad going to get milk!

[@timbermoon1806]

Eevee’s shield entry talks about it’s unstable genetic makeup, and I know this is in other dex entry’s, I love the fact that no one knows why eevee is like that and I feel like someone should look into it

[@Amelia4111]

ENTRIES, NOT ENTRY'S!

[@gengarzilla1685]

Settle down.

[@timtomtimothythe2nd908]

Kinda disappointed Alcremie's Shield entry didn't get in. The strength and sheer volume of its attack is pretty neat imo

[@Mal.Vid.13]

Also sad he didn’t talk on both of Tsareena’s dex entries because they confirm that she is an irredeemable monster.

[@starimyth1462]

Thwackey: **beating a pokemon** MandJTV: Stop, stop, he's already dead!

[@maemaemae1982]

Mythetical, He will enjoy it and And that Thwackey is his.

[@penggao7034]

sounds like ash/Paul’s Chimchar with blaze activated

[@eiansabsol]

Peng Gao Why do I have a feeling that there’s another Paul And chimchar sing with Grookey and it’s trainer

[@thanosditto8918]

Thawcky playing megalovania on opponent Trainer: stop he's already dead

[@taskc7626]

He's dead Jazz music stops

[@AshenDust_]

Thanos Ditto Pokemovania

[@bojango8326]

@@taskc7626 aa.

[@Sir507]

I want to give this a like but the fact that it already have 69, makes it a lot more funnier

[@sierra2441]

Urmm...

[@lovelydovey6909]

Fun fact, hippos are the toughest animal in it's region. They're so strong that full grown alligators and crocodiles rather let a BABY happy chew on them like a chew toy rather than fighting back and end up dead. So the dex about Drapion avoiding Hippowdon is no surprising to me. But imagine if a drapion was forced to face a hippowdon in a pokemon trainer, the poor thing would be terrified!

[@roccotherayquaza2468]

11:20 Trainer trying to polish Bronzor to get the truth: I WANT THE TRUTH!!!! Bronzor: *YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!*

[@brickmastere5535]

The "Skin on Appletun's Back" is most likely referring to those large strips of "pie crust" on its back. As most lizards shed their skin, its probably harmless to them to peel it off and most likely falls off on its own as well. Also, what if the original form the Dreepy were was Diplocaulus?? Their heads look like them, after all.

[@mastermindcow6210]

The Dex said something about Dreepy being formerly aquatic creatures way back when, and coupled with its physical traits that theory makes perfect sense.

[@gildalisboa4204]

Im happy diplocaulus has a pokemon representation. Diplocaulus is kinda obscure and deserves more attention!

[@playerlgamer0592]

Does Anyone have pokemon Shield and have a appletun?

[@conglyvo1332]

Me: *hmmm what does it taste like*

[@elfmonster1476]

I do believe that, yes, the Dreepy line is based on Diplocaulus.

[@anintendolover8416]

I've always thought that purrloin and nickit have a little bit of a one-up each other rivalry. Like who could steal the biggest bling

[@calyx8808]

4:08 Huh, that would explain why the PC's house has so many Budew in front of it. Natural security system!

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

Podedex entries about child murder: *exists* Pokémon Professors: sure, kid just take a Pokémon and wander unsupervised with pokemon that might kill you

[@TheReZisTLust]

To be fair some of the more dangerous pokemon are only found a few miles away from the starter town if I remember correctly

[@unevennoble9363]

Kids wrote the Dex entries

[@randomnessltd]

Keep in mind that these children walk around with Pokemon, but at the same time have absolutely NOTHING to fear of these powerful creatures turning on their owners, like Ash and his Pikachu.

[@findtheshuaibs3888]

@@randomnessltd i guess so, the only real problem would be if your pokemon does a froakie.

[@pokemonfanboy3846]

Case and point:hypnos firered dex entry

[@enzoassuncao8610]

Funfact: this is Gothitelle's Shield entry: "A criminal who was shown his fate by a Gothitelle went missing that same day and was never seen again"

[@menezes3388]

Cool.

[@PikaSwamps]

WTF?!

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Bruh she's fucking ghost rider

[@stupid2735]

oooooOooOoOOOhh

[@dogogamer4180]

WHAT

[@tuiteyfruity5010]

I feel like the gigantimax entries that describe amazing feats by the Pokémon imply that outside of battle the effect lasts longer or that human induced gigantimax/ human induced gigantimax for battle is much more temporary

[@Undydamon]

I would legit watch a documentary about Pokemon You know in the style of BBC Nature documentaries, that would be epic

[@haikaladitama3382]

Me Trying To Polish My Bronzor : "I WANT THE TRUTH" My Bronzor : "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH"

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

*YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH

[@wovercomet9412]

UNTIL YOU HAVE LEARN THE SECRET of this FAT BUTT, FLABBY ARMS, AND THAT RIDICULOUS BELLY!

[@Kirbosmith]

Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

@@Kirbosmith MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDA! *insert infinite death loop here*

[@twgbizmarky7753]

_insert persona 4 reference here_

[@daisylovexx]

"You can't cut the ocean" - Tell that to Caligula when he ordered his men to stab the English Channel.

[@DS-ly6pb]

Doctor Crow underrated comment

[@bread.4644]

@Doctor Crow i was also thinking the same thing though without the beyblade part

[@Galeros]

@Doctor Crow Moses actually had a Dynamax Sawk.

[@leventemucsi9547]

And then he stabbed Jason Grace

[@andersonmorris5991]

@Levente Mucsi I despise this comment...

[@cradiculous]

I like to think that while G-Max Orbeetle can control the minds of everything around it, the Pokedex presents this as a "what if" fact based on its perceived power rather than an event that actually happened. Basically Orbeetle can control everyone but actively chooses not to because it doesn't have malicious intent, which just makes it more interesting when you look at its other Pokedex entries which make reference to it using its massive psychic powers to observe and study rather than perform any harmful or malicious actions like other psychic types often do (like Hatterene, for example).

[@henkjrkassens5998]

I love Hattrem, at first I tought it was very cute, but after I learned it's pokedex entry is just amazing.

[@Amelia4111]

WE DON'T USE THE WORD ITS AS A PROOUN IF THERE'S AN APOSTROPHE IN IT!

[@angelicwarrior118]

Reading Hattrem’s Shield ‘dex entry has kind of made me slightly dislike it.

[@thegreatgoodra]

What if Klinks went into hiding back in ancient times and was forgotten about. Then was "discovered" or rediscovered 100 years ago

[@theoaremevano3227]

They're actually a remnant of a time many eons ago when human civilization was very advanced and after the fall, they went into hiding until humans were ready for technology again. This is the secret Bronzor are hiding from mankind. XD

[@ultimate9046]

@@theoaremevano3227 Which ties into our more machine like pokemon being pretty anicent

[@arec225]

I find that Drakloak's Shield entry hilarious. "Without a Dreepy to place on its head and care for, it gets so uneasy it'll try to substitute any Pokémon it finds for the missing Dreepy. " Imagine Darkloak having some other pokemons instead of dreepy on its head. xD

[@crocomire936]

Or a cramorant eating a dreepy

[@TheHammerGuy94]

Wait till kangaskhan’s baby swaps places with dreepy

[@MrMutou]

Ah so that's why there's no rattata in galar🤔#goodwork

[@elefantplayzzz2709]

I definitely seen this one

[@enderethan229]

Rhyperior. Enough said.

[@ashtonoak4370]

1:35 funny I didn't remember this when you first released this video, but worming in a pizza ace, cutting up about 100 onions a day, it's basically baby mustard gas. BUT soaking pealed onions in ice cold water neutralizes the tear enducing chemicals

[@sethfulton7011]

i love that they’ve made pokédex entries that are either fully factual or play into a myth. instead of being 100% scientific or 100% mythical

[@resurrekt7114]

Micheal: touches Musharna The world one second later: *IT'S RAINING MILTANK*

[@Enderia2]

Resurrekt lol

[@sparkingmotions1896]

*HALLELUYA ITS RAINING MILKTANK*

[@slevinchannel7589]

The Golem Pokemon is probably Confused and without real Goal because of so many Orders! Get what i mean?!

[@slevinchannel7589]

17:48: That just stuck me as totally weird. I mean, seriously, is Gamefreak drinking too much Sake or what? This thing is outright evil basically, which is too much for a Dark Type... and it's also not even Dark Type... What the heck?

[@lindajackson8936]

Milbank have come to Galar!

[@tinyq555]

Michal: I would assume that regional variants would get along because they are the same species Have you considered... Humans

[@DariusKetchum2010]

Nobody wants to consider humans; they're terrible.

[@egotrips4810]

*regional **species. I'm shocked how you misspelled those 2 words that bad.

[@ScarasRealLover]

TearDrinkers You still understood what they were trying to say, didn’t you?

[@burgerkingfootlettuce6363]

*racism exists lol*

[@princeleo2736]

Nobody fcking like